I came in with a Bachelor in Alien, I came out with a PH.D in Aliens

Stetson Spencer 😆

lol!

You can have one, too! Just buy a copy of the “Weyland Yutani Report”. It’s on Amazon.

Stetson Spencer yeah it’s directly from a collector book

WY owns umbrella now .. the buy out was last week

And Nestle and McDonald’s (:

Walmart ends up buying Weyland Yutani Corp. I’m not making this up, check Xenopedia.

Bill Gates

It's the only way to be sure.

And games!

They were one of the few aliens on film that didn’t look humanoid. No “little green men” - that what was so shocking at the time Alien first came out.

Utterly awful.

Nah that award goes to humans.

Absolutely agree. Nothing has even come close to it after all these years.

Its also for using film scenes without getting strike from KZfaq i think

The books have more information on these Nasty fictional creatures. Thankfully just that fictional. 1st of all they have stingers on the tip of the tail to subdue. Its described fully in book. 2nd their favorite food human brains... then soft organs perhaps also bone but don't remember about the bone.... beastly !

I'm not gonna lie either. This was most informative!

its slightly incorrect as it merges the lifecycle of the Alien/Isolation xeno with the regular hiver xeno but that's not too big of a deal so you're still fairly qualified basically: alien/isolation xeno has eggmorphing and no queen others have queen but no eggmorphing

Did you notice he forgot about the stinger on the tip of the tails. He speaks well but if he read books he'd be 100 %. Next on whether they eat ? Yes according to books they're 1st choice is the brain. Didn't you notice in the movies they go for skull ?

@I lost my faith in humanity and i hate you 2.5 Since I posted that comment my thoughts on this have changed. They're just 2 different interpretations of the same thing (the Alien/Alien Isolation ones are portrayed as being much harder to kill to fit with the horror themes, whereas the others are easier to kill to make them work better in action films) and they said there was a queen to make it fit better with the established canon. They definitely did eggmorph as well though, since they built a second nest after you break the original one

@I lost my faith in humanity and i hate you 2.5 I didn't know there were different types of xenomorph, I assumed there were only eggs, facehuggers, standard xenomorphs and queens (though of course standard xenomorphs and queens can vary based on what their host was) Where has it been stated in the Alien canon that there is a difference between warriors and drones?

Tommo902 what are supposed to do now...

"Cmon man it's a dry heat"

how about we build a fire, sing a couple of songs huh, how about we try that?

Nick Mattio hudson. Knock that shit off.

All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I love the Corps!

Hey man, I don't wanna rain on your parade but we're not gonna last 17 hours!

Bug Hunt.

Oh that's beautiful

Game over man

you can count me out!

Stop your grinnin and drop your linen

We got nukes, we got knives, we got sharp fuckin sticks

Stay frosty...

"It won't make any difference."

" I like to keep this handy, at close encounters." - Dwane Hicks

@@Angel-gz8ju Frostie: "I hear THAT!" ✌

"They're Dead! Alright?!? Can I Go Now?!?"

Borg vs Aliens would be a good comic

@@makkaschatsanddits7899 I think the borg would lose

Yes, no, yes.

Good question 🤠👍

I'm wondering the same for The Thing. Would it be able to assimilate a Xenomorph, and would the same happen in a xenomorph hive as what happened at the U.S. Outpost 31?

"harsh language !"

Dr bright approves

Terry Turner We may one day

I think i rember hearing wayland went bankrupt following the Prometheus fiasco and was bought out and merged with the yutani coperation.

Weyland yutani meets Skynet Who would win?

@@Angel-gz8ju Skynet would win

@@TerryTurner how?

Because.... movie!

@@theradgegadgie6352 Barely an inconvenience.

Could habe a short acting acid that disintegrates when it hits air

exactly, plot hole.. because in aliens, the novel, the frustrated facehugger can't get thru to newt's cryo chamber on the sulaco and ends up chipping a piece of glass off the side, which impales itself, killing it and thus causing the fire and why the sulaco crashes, setting the stage for Alien 3.

@@Skelstoolbox not really a plot hole if you know basic chemistry, but O.K.

There was a deleted scene where the crew says something stole the food supplies. I assume it takes bot organic matter and minerals and uses moisture, water to create the slime and the acidic blood.

"Nobody touch nothin..."

Both. Ash says, "It's adapted remarkably well considering its nutritional requirements."

Haha very good and so true!

"Ripely you just blew the transaxle ur just grinding metal..ease down..EASE DOWN..ease down..."

VBSuper maybe they make a really high/low pitch sound that only xenomorphs hear

Sort of like an alien dog whistle, maybe? I would really like they would explore those options further on an upcoming movie.

Maybe the aliens have similar tech as we do but it's "biological". So it's like how the humans are talking on radios. The queen is prolly wondering how we can be "telepathic" if she can't hear us.

Pheromones

They have a hivemind

The A to Z of Alien in the making.

"Did IQs just DROP while I was away..?!?"

That's how they stopped suicide bombings. They simply made it clear that sure you get 72 virgins......but also 72 mothers in law.

@@jacobjorgenson9285 7.2 is more than enough to do the job

"They can bill me" Response to a different statement, but appropriate nonetheless. I lol every time

Watch us

Burke was talking about the Atmosphere Processor "This instilation has a substantial dollar value attached to it". But I guess u weren't really quoting - nerd mode off

Dont know if you've been keeping up current events, but we just got are asses kicked pal!!!

ITS READING RIGHT MAN,LOOK!! 5 meters man 4. What the hell?lol

Jason Leslie well your not reading it rite!!!

@@outlawjar01 lol

@@outlawjar01 i love the movie what can i say

Their research data still had WY meta tags.

the company was bought by walmart :D

"The trackers off the scale man..Jesus they're all around us man..."

Miguel González Del Pino ... they were defeated, in space wars with the victor and scientific military, 200 years before Alien 4 (Alien Resurrection) as stated in that movie!! 🤔 It is the supposed military that will come to earth wondering why it's science cloning station of which, Ripley states, "Plenty of places to hide here!"

It was actually stated in the movie that the company was bought out by Walmart like previously mentioned.

I know it goes to Ibiza several times a year.

The derelict was there for a very long time so it could've died

It most likely became a Queen Mother over time and is in a dormant state of hibernation. Which is why there were thousands of eggs.

@J. Mtz non canon and also where's your source?

It died of old age in a hospice surrounded by friends and family

I challenge anyone to disagree.....

I bet they are inorganic.

True and for good reason because if they had Predator or Engineer like intellect to utilize advanced technology , Game over man , game over.... However you forget that the Xeno ITSELF is advanced technology and posses no need for space travel or engineering feats , Weyland Yutani will provide all the advanced technology in their pursuit.

The tarantula wasp he mentioned hunts tarantulas then stings them. The venom is a neurotoxin that incapacitates it and the wasp drags the tarantula back to its own burrow, stuffs it inside and injects its eggs into the spider and leaves. The tarantula is still alive when the eggs hatch and the larva begin to feed. When grown enough they bore their way out of the tarantulas empty shell of a body. We have them here in the southwest and I've seen a wasp dragging a stunned tarantula to its burrow ....neat hunh?

jaketinsley1987 there's plenty of things far more dangerous than a Zenomorph even inside aliens cannon. A synthetic alone should be capable of dealing with a Zenomorph if properly dedicated to combat because if you can make something that can react and be as cold and calculating as a machine then a Zeno would have little chance against it. That's just counting what's considered aliens canon there's plenty of things more dangerous than a Zeno.

Maybe they reverse process of how we dehydrate, losing liquid water as vapor, instead gaining liquids from the gas around them. It would be a neat way to gain water just from the air around you instead of needing to drink it.

Excellent take, The Sapien . It's a very good theory with the reverse process.

In the first movie they used a shitload of KY jelly to make all of that slime dripping off of the xeno.

Accel Pavlov effect.

Xenomorphs have to have a way to breakdown all substance to basic components and rebuild them. 1) Because the energy requirement to grow from a cell to chestburster should make the host dead or at least 80lb less sickly. 2) If they require silcon for cells, it would depleat the host 3)The amount of Kcals to go from a chestburster to a full size creature makes no sense, to grow that fast take 10x6 cals at least 4)Fluid lost and energy lost is massive for a creature drooling and burning energy constantly 5) You could argue that alien as a energy storage cells 1000x greater that human fat at 9kcal though it would have to come from the queen and eggs however the Queen would need to feed constantly and by feed I am mean eating 24x7 and still it would not be enough. So it would have to either use the acid blood, however enzymatic would make more sense. So it must be able to breakdown material and rebuild them. However it takes energy to do that nothing is for free. Basically it would have to be a fusion reactor, perhaps the drool and hive building is it waste. Interesting sidenote: the Neomorph is actually rather robust creature. I would actually take it over protomorph based on its speed, strength and bite radius. Certainly having fungi part of DNA is going to give in an advantage that is unexplored.

Well, the facehugger was designed to make people uncomfortable because it quite literally rapes its host, so who knows, maybe it can.

Well yes, however that would make the chest burster become an ass blaster and we cant have any cross franchise word play here, now can we?

it is not shown, but hinted that the xeno in Alien raped Lambert to death. So yeah...none of your body holes are safe 🤣

@@istvanszennai5209 where in the film is it hinted that it did that?

@Jormy Gormy: in the scene where the xeno approaches Lambert with it’s tail slowly rising towards her butt. Another (more explicit) hint is in Alien: Isolation (Last Survivor DLC?) where you can actually see the corpse of Lambert, dripping blood from...well...

Nick Mattio lol

You read my mind

"This installation has a substantial $$$ value.."

According to the Wayland-Yutani company report, I believe that they either are continuing their practices, or they broke off from Walmart.

Jan Gustl_WT David, is that you?

"Hey man yea let Bishop go!"

GunGarve1985 hahahaha!

you should take ash with you.

I m the newest model from Weyland-Yutani. I have time travelled back to study the human species for creating a far more powerfull creature on the base of the Xenomorph.