All 8 Samurai Wars of the Heian Era (Before the BIG ONE)

All 8 Samurai Wars of the Heian Era (Before the BIG ONE) | History of Japan 59

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@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

Which war do you like best? You sicko. LAST DAY to get a charm (Feb 29, 2020): www.patreon.com/posts/special-offer-33944568 Some of the wars in more detail… Conquering the Emishi: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jN9dra-hzbWzY2Q.html Masakado, the first samurai: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Y6eqisV2mc6Ulqs.html Hogen Rebellion: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/nN-AjJl3zsmzkp8.html Please consider supporting the channel =) 🔸PATREON (blog, art): www.patreon.com/Linfamy 🔸MERCH: teespring.com/stores/linfamy (shirts, stickers, phone cases, and more!) 🔸DONATE: www.paypal.me/Linfamy

@lukkiaro8688 4 жыл бұрын

Show me, daddy, which war should i like best?

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

@Alex Y not what I meant 😅

@noblemelonie 4 жыл бұрын

I don't know Daddy.... ;)

@carmelopappalardo8477 4 жыл бұрын

Maskado of course.

@area609joe2 4 жыл бұрын

Pirates wars arrrgh the best.

@Big_E_Soul_Fragment 4 жыл бұрын

How many wars can we fit in our history? Japanese history: *HAI*

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

How many times should we burn stuff? Japanese history: *HAI*

@PreyingAssassin 4 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy Hey !!! Can you make a Video on great General's of Japan BTW love from India

@PreyingAssassin 4 жыл бұрын

@ANURAG saah oops my mistake thanks

@ComradeHellas 4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@CycloneSakura 3 жыл бұрын

Well lets see: Emishi Wars (774-811) Gangyo Rebellion (878) Kanbyo Silla Pirate Invasion (893) Johei-Tengyo Rebellion (936-941) Fujiwara no Tadastune's Rebellion (947) Toi Invasion (1019) Taira no Tadatsune's Rebellion (1028-1030) Zenuken War (1051-1062) Gossannen War (1083-1087) Hogen Rebellion (1156) Heiji Rebellion (1159) And the big one (1180-1185)

@duchi882 4 жыл бұрын

Samurais during the Heian Period reminds me of the conversation between a master and his student which ends with the famous quote _"It is better to be a Warrior in a Garden, than a Gardener in a War"_

@fruitpunchsamurai3871 4 жыл бұрын

Duchi yooooooooooooooooo

@strawberryseal1851 4 жыл бұрын

But hundreds of farmers were pulled into war

@originalcosmicgirl 4 жыл бұрын

Yes, the storied warrior-farmer. To this day cabbages tell tales of their ferocity and fear their blades.

@maycontainnuts3127 2 жыл бұрын

ah yes classical literature in the form of total war loading screens

@augustuslunasol10thapostle 5 ай бұрын

@@maycontainnuts3127 yes

@mattisvov 4 жыл бұрын

Government: "Hey, running armies are a hassle. Let's just have indenpendent warlords have their own armies. And when we need an army, we just bribe one of them by giving him a little hat. Also, let them own swaths of land, the very foundation of any power in pre-industrial society." No way that could end badly. Also, is it just me, or is it kinda hard in this period to tell apart rebellion, personal feud and just plain banditry?

@palmerharrison7660 4 жыл бұрын

There's a difference?

@mattisvov 4 жыл бұрын

@@palmerharrison7660 Apparently not... :P

@noxious9832 4 жыл бұрын

•_• not my job to figure that out

@DaRealRessonance 4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, war, ancient Japan’s favorite pastime

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

⚔⚔⚔⚔

@heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709 4 жыл бұрын

really any ancient civilization pastime

@inleviwetrust 4 жыл бұрын

SHINEI KAKYOIN!

@calikk26 3 жыл бұрын

@bit :D we shouldn't brag about that one.

@Armsmen 3 жыл бұрын

@@heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709 Yeah, it really is.

@GeorgeMonet Жыл бұрын

Masakado had the power of the 9 Kanto gym badges.

@thuranz2773 4 жыл бұрын

10:47 Either Yoshiie has super strength or everyone would've been waiting a long time for him to finish throwing severed heads arounds.

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

Haha you put a silly image in my head

@Trish_Carmichael 4 жыл бұрын

Oh My, I just read "All 8 Samurai Wars of the "HENTAI" Era... I have been exposed to internet too much LOL

@WildBillCox13 4 жыл бұрын

As Linfamy mentioned, those are the genesis for "tentacle anime".

@Ferroes 4 жыл бұрын

I mean, you're not wrong. Hentai paintings did flourish in the Heian period

@ember-brandt 4 жыл бұрын

First the Yaoi Period, now the Hentai Period... lol

@loyal_makoto9031 4 жыл бұрын

@@ember-brandt and then Yuri period

@shanedoesyoutube8001 3 жыл бұрын

@@loyal_makoto9031 when was that???

@canis2020 4 жыл бұрын

"Show me, Daddy!"

@TheQuestionmarkstudi 4 жыл бұрын

“I used to be an adventurer like you, till I took an arrow to the eye..”

@bobacake2858 2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@darter9000 4 жыл бұрын

Take me out to the war games, take me out to the crowds. Buy me some archers and infantrymen, oh I don’t think they’ll ever come back...

@gus-vanover 3 жыл бұрын

Root, root root for the Taira. If they don't win you're ashamed. For it's one, two, three battles and you're out in the Genpei war

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын

3:42 Maybe we can get a Squirtle, Bulbasaur and a Charmander in the Kanto region of Japan

@magilunedecelestia 4 жыл бұрын

Just Some Guy without a Mustache you again

@lucasg7605 3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god ur everywhere

@tendousatori8582 3 жыл бұрын

Ur everywhere Also hello fellow trash taste fan!

@tendousatori8582 3 жыл бұрын

Ur everywhere Also hello fellow trash taste fan!

@thedoruk6324 4 жыл бұрын

As we all know; Pirate Samurai; is *the* best samurai!

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

Arrrr shiver me armor

@thedoruk6324 4 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy I read that some of the Ryukyu and Honshu sub-states Come very close to piracy; but they never actually acted on it :D

@eliskahrncirova7796 4 жыл бұрын

I must agree 🏴‍☠️😁

@omkr0122 4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Wilson Nami or Alvida?

@omkr0122 4 жыл бұрын

@Joseph Wilson A choice must be made... No man can have both!

@WildBillCox13 4 жыл бұрын

"He used to be an adventurer like you . . ." Ouch! I kneed that kind of humor.

@noblemelonie 4 жыл бұрын

You said my NAAAMMMEEE!!! AHHHH. Also, I would like to say I have become obsessed with your videos while working out. My boyfriend is a weeb *cough cough* and being able to school him feels great :)

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

That's a Noble goal. In fact, "Videos that allow you to school your bf" is the channel's motto.

@noblemelonie 4 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy Oof, I see what you did there.

@saidtoshimaru1832 4 жыл бұрын

Yoshitomo's supposed last words on the bath: "If only I had a bokken (wooden sword) with me".

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

Very famous words

@mekugi 4 жыл бұрын

As always, great video Lin! Excellent summary, compact and entertaining! Ya'all make history fun!!!

@tiredhedgehog4608 4 жыл бұрын

Them destinies just keep getting manifested.

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

@derfred1262 3 жыл бұрын

Man you are hilarious so happy I found your channel, great work, love it!

@aminator6534 4 жыл бұрын

I like that u said "kickass Mongol archers" cuz im a Mongolian

@iSyriux 2 жыл бұрын

@drose44444 4 жыл бұрын

It's poetic having Heian Era mean Peace because "If you want peace prepare for war" (John Wick 3 and Art of War).

@jeffreysams3348 3 жыл бұрын

Love the Hitachi Magic Wand reference. Beautiful (and they really do work well! wink wink)

@garnauklaufen6704 2 жыл бұрын

One rebellion in the east, one in the west - after hours of "Crusader Kings 2" I feel for the japanese government.

@jammeifrakor7842 4 жыл бұрын

Hey by any chance u intrested to cover miyamoto musashi and the book of five rings in near future btw love the vid ✌

@billsummy2412 4 жыл бұрын

AWESOME ... Love these videos :-)

@IMINYOURWALLS.. 4 жыл бұрын

History : so how many wars do you want in me Japan : yes

@soobindoll9767 4 жыл бұрын

Love these videos keep it up

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

YOU keep it up

@plaunty 4 жыл бұрын

love your channel !!! keep up the good work!!!!

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!

@plaunty 4 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy you are very welcome!!!! cant get enough

@ChurchHatesTucker 4 жыл бұрын

Showa me, Daddy!

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

@shaggythewriter8185 4 жыл бұрын

Also: "Yaargh! I be Fujiwara No Sumitomo! Me merry band of pirates an I gave up government rank an payroll fer the ability ta talk like drunken 18th century Britons! Avast ye Minimoto!" You knew it was coming and probably still chuckled. :D

@yaboit3ngu763 3 жыл бұрын

“Gave him the power of many Pokémon” 😂😂

@Sandra.Molchanova 4 жыл бұрын

'Burger of death' should definitely become a title for a movie 🤩

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

Seems like a comedy 🤔😂

@Sandra.Molchanova 4 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy oh no, it should be a siquel to Hannibal Lector movies. Involving a Japanese main character. But I wouldn't mind Tarantino directing it 😎

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

@@Sandra.Molchanova I can see Tarantino on that 😂

@latoyathunderstar9585 4 жыл бұрын

It was interesting about the pirates of inland. Can you do one of chosokabe motochika in future videos.

@KyoushaPumpItUp 4 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for the Genpei War video

@OlaftheFlashy 4 жыл бұрын

10:28 He took 48 heads. That's as many as six eights. And that's terrible. (let's see how many people remember this ancient meme-age.)

@brokoblin6284 4 жыл бұрын

Hey, you should do a video on the structure of the imperial court, Like how does it work what are the ranks/jobs?

@meetaverma8372 4 жыл бұрын

I watched the whole video before commenting, *blink blink* no questions tho

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

That's impressive xD

@meetaverma8372 4 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy thanks, I guess

@cloudchaser8650 3 жыл бұрын

Soldier one: "what flavor of war are we doing?" Soldier two: "blood flavor."

@rashaanfrater4411 3 жыл бұрын

And the pirate and samurai theme make me understand the arc more

@jerrycampbell9376 4 жыл бұрын

Classic line: "An impossible burger of death". Got to find me more ways to use that one, aye.

@demetriaofthe813 3 жыл бұрын

Love the Skyrim reference. ❤

@shaggythewriter8185 4 жыл бұрын

Me singing like Outkast: Heiayean oh oh Heian!

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@shaggythewriter8185 4 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy oh you think you got it? Oh you think you got it? But got it just don't get it when there's nothing at all

@Mika-kana 4 жыл бұрын

The lyrics kinda make sense with the marriages of the Heian Period 😂

@Figgy5119 4 жыл бұрын

Sad it's just Heian. I've been hoping to learn more about the Hayato Rebellion.

@wezza668 4 жыл бұрын

Indeed, it sounds like a very peaceful time

@TheSpindrift76 4 жыл бұрын

I want to have a video game that let's you play different leaders of wars in Japanese history!

@Figgy5119 4 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome!!!

@HungryLoki 4 жыл бұрын

Well, there's Total war: Shogun 2.

@TheSpindrift76 4 жыл бұрын

@@HungryLoki yeah but it's not drawn by linfamy!

@Sk0lzky 4 жыл бұрын

Finally something new on history weee Edit: wait emishi wars were in Heian? I thought it was before lul

@firstaidsack 4 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the Genpei War.

@kerenzohar999 4 жыл бұрын

literaly had to pause the video to laugh at 11:35

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

😅

@bigmeaniemem 2 жыл бұрын

Hi there Eevee 0:20

@user-ht8yw3qk7f Ай бұрын

Samurai in heian era:💀💀💀 The chef:🔪💀⛩💀🔪

@rashaanfrater4411 3 жыл бұрын

I love Japan watching one piece wano arc is base on Japan this is great

@bradsnyder2890 2 жыл бұрын

I cant help it gotta give him a like. this guy and his puns lollol

@Jobe-13 4 жыл бұрын

Jeez, seeing how many wars Japan had with itself, the island is quite lucky it was never invaded. Would’ve been a good idea to teach yourself martial arts, sword skills, hunting, and archery just to stay safe.

@alana.dyer.author 4 жыл бұрын

Linfamy: type "show me daddy" in the comments Me: I'm more of a "Yes / show me master" kind of girl sorry 🤷‍♀️ Edit-- 6:45 THERE IS A FREAKING EEVEE ITS SO CUUUUUUTE

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

Not just once ;)

@carmelopappalardo8477 4 жыл бұрын

You can combine the two. There are Daddy/Doms.

@alana.dyer.author 4 жыл бұрын

@@carmelopappalardo8477 that's true I forgot about the 2...but it still is weird to say "yes daddy" to some one

@TangyTomato 4 жыл бұрын

I have heard of Chinese pirates Thanks for information

@arm3dcyb0rg 4 жыл бұрын

At last the story of kiyomori, i cant wait to see he throwing bead around

@Fwibos 4 жыл бұрын

What level of patreon must I take to be the Samurai kicking the door down when Mitsuhide rebelled against Nobunaga?

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

god-level

@kenroylarmond7736 4 жыл бұрын

"Like people who don't click like" I succumbed to the urge to click the like button so fast 🤣🤣🤣

@strawberryseal1851 4 жыл бұрын

I saw ur post where we guessed who the samurai pirate was

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

😁👍

@fatcoconut 3 жыл бұрын

you mentioned something about a fuijiwara clan, but i don't think i ve heard of them, what are they famous for?

@dallasdelay3468 3 жыл бұрын

You always make me laugh

@reymartmaquiling5828 Жыл бұрын

Japan: has plenty of wars in their history The Middle East: are you challenging me?!

@omkr0122 4 жыл бұрын

Samurai pirate says 'YAAARGH!... De Gozaru!'

@redlandz1977 2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣 “Death Burgers” 😂🤣

@MCorpReview 4 жыл бұрын

Masakaro: y r u attacking me? Attacker: dude its 5 yr. U r not 'new' anymore .

@jakubblaha4904 2 жыл бұрын

Actually...burnt fields would be super eco friendly. Basically turning land fertility to 1000% :D

@kelleyjohnson7949 2 жыл бұрын

6:44 Eevee!

@Tylerphal 2 жыл бұрын

I love samurai’s I speak a little bit of Japanese

@jhudieltheone308 4 жыл бұрын

The Heian Before The War That Ended The Heian And Started The Kamakura Period

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe I shoulda titled it that

@jhudieltheone308 4 жыл бұрын

@@Linfamy and oh yeah. thanks for the heart.

@krimzonstriker7534 4 жыл бұрын

Genpei is coming :D

@Nimrod336 2 жыл бұрын

The good ol gut punch

@orangeyellow9695 Жыл бұрын

Sumitomo went dual class

@sunbreaker999 4 жыл бұрын

0:20 the Eevee

@smilingthroughitall1115 4 жыл бұрын

The irony in the era's name is real.

@Tanuki-Ha 4 жыл бұрын

ショーミ・ダッディー!!

@sannyassi73 2 жыл бұрын

HEY, don't judge us pee-sitters! I already know that I'm lazy!

@RoleReverse 2 жыл бұрын

He got mad attacking hitachi wand massager 😂

@Eakhs 4 жыл бұрын

7:10 i taught (indubitably) was spelled as (undubitably) guess that shows how much i know.😬

@Azure_Razgriz 2 жыл бұрын

Show me, Daddy Linfamy~ ( ꈍᴗꈍ) Edit, I constantly re watch the history of japan playlist 🥰

@doctorpicardnononono7469 4 жыл бұрын

6:50 o alright then.

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

YES

@JonWintersGold 4 жыл бұрын

More like Taira no Massacre-Doh

@rosaecrux 9 ай бұрын

Ah, they pulled off the same move what Ramses II did in Egypt against the Hittites in the battle of Kadesh.

@myalabettina2802 4 жыл бұрын

im only 8 yeas old AND I LOVE JAPANESE HISTORY btw this is my moms account

@cbld3012 4 жыл бұрын

Hazel Bettina some one like me

@mdtalhaansari1096 3 жыл бұрын

Who else noticed the light saber in the thumbnail?

@sanuku535 4 жыл бұрын

11:1 Hachiman? *Peeks into the otegairu realm* AGH shit.

@kattthewarrior1255 4 жыл бұрын

while watching this video i am eating noodles but sadly no rice.

@johnbrewington2539 2 жыл бұрын

Learn the lesson of the guerilla: never skip leg day

@kinochishi9099 4 жыл бұрын

12:32 ... tentacles lol

@josephkim689 4 жыл бұрын

You know the Hitachi wand a little too much

@WimtenBrink 2 жыл бұрын

Show me, Paddy... :)

@angiemalone4151 4 жыл бұрын

Have you done Oda Nobunaga yet n the game Onimusha

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

Nope, have not

@eanshowzgacha2128 4 жыл бұрын

Now it's 12:15 am BTW first

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

close ;)

@eanshowzgacha2128 4 жыл бұрын

Haha is 8 in there?

@Linfamy 4 жыл бұрын

@@eanshowzgacha2128 8:15 Pacific time ;)

@eanshowzgacha2128 4 жыл бұрын

Mmm i bet your sleeping rn cuz my time is 10:03 am

@dravenbagley1938 3 жыл бұрын

I have a question what does ninja mean

@AGS363 4 жыл бұрын

11:55 Who were the Fujiwara able to rule as regens? Were not the emperors the supreme holders of power? I think that an important Part of information is missing here.

@kokuinomusume 4 жыл бұрын

To sum it up, the Fujiwaras married their daughters (or sisters) to the emperors and were regents to their grandsons (or nephews). The emperors were usually children or teens, and abdicated (and took Buddhist holy orders) as soon as they had fathered a male toddler or two on their Fujiwara wives, to while away their time as retired emperors in their mansions in the outskirts of Kyoto, making poetry and having sexy fun times with the court attendant ladies. That's why in the portrait shown in the video the retired emperor Go-Shirakawa is dressed like a Buddhist monk. This was called "insei" or "cloistered rule", since the retired emperors retained a lot of political clout, and unlike the reigning emperors, were actual adults who did political stuff, so suddently there were two or three emperors and retired emperors at the same time who could issue contradictory orders. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloistered_rule You'll see how fun it was in the Gempei wars videos.