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@@Meeskait1992 LAUGHING MY ASS OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF PFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF

@@SamOfTheShadowslol

Cell block tango vibes

@@Meeskait1992 LAUGHING OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT LOUD

You sir, have awesome turtles!

would those turtles happen to be the... NINJA TURTLES 😳

So cool

Daddy Smash Mouth Woahhh, like a turtle was shot in the chest with a rifle......the man was shot in the chest with a rifle... (It’s a joke) Bo Burnham

Lmao

Exactly! I have a golden retriever who’s in the process of being trained to be my service dog. He cannot stand someone yelling in the mere VICINITY of him, so I can’t imagine he’d be much help in a home invasion environment (his name is Harvey if anyone is interested).

Idk thats like having a friend then when you get mugged or some shit your friend just runs away

@@pastjdzz if the friend is 2 feet tall and 15 pounds soaking wet I hope they do run.

Yeah. My dog was born a stray and was never properly socialized. I have no doubts he would protect me, but only because he's so untrusting of everyone, and is very quick to snarl when he feels threatened.

@@Attickyy Harvey good boy 🥺

Yeah. I also think dogs are smart enough to tell when someone is truly a threat. These dogs are reacting to exactly what's happening: everyone is yelling and it makes them uncomfortable. Except for the little guys who're like "Oh, are we all yelling in here? Rad."

my least favorite part about that piece was the continued slander against pitbulls, which by nature, are kind and loving. they don't even have the strongest bite out of all dog breeds. an Akita on the otherhand...

@@spacegay6030 Smaller dogs, statistically, are more aggressive, by a lot. Iirc, pitbulls are about as kind and loving and docile as golden retreivers.

Exactly! In that moment, from the perspective of that dog, what is happening... The dog is aggressively moving towards the stranger, on their way to hurt them, and their owner is yelling angrily at them...! Now, I'm assuming that every other time a stranger has been in the house, and the dog has moved aggressively towards them, the owner started angrily yelling directions, it was to STOP what the dog was doing. Kind of like how if a dog's only experience with the couch in their home is "I am on couch and owner is silent" or "owner is unhappy with me and I must get off of couch"... then the dog has it cemented in their mind that if they're on the couch. I mean, just in general, normal dogs are usually ordered to stop doing something, when it's an unhappy tone. Which is just one reason why special training for guard dogs and any dog who has to perform a job that requires the dog to take the lead, in many ways. I mean, training a dog to physically attack someone is a huge freaking deal. Especially when they're going to be around people & animals who they shouldn't attack. In the majority of situations where... - The owner is angry about what's going on and expressing distress. - The owner clearly wants the situation to end. - During this situation, the dog is aggressively attacking someone. It has to be especially confusing for dogs, because they know when animals are attacking them, but it's much harder to know what humans pose a threat to their human - until they're physically brawling, but the whole point is the dog preventing that from happening. Their human is on the defensive, but the dog needs to take the lead and go on the offensive...attacking the human who poses a threat to the human, but usually runs from the dog...ultimately behaving the same way, the same reaction, as a completely innocent stranger who the dog isn't supposed to attack. It's so fucking dangerous to establish that the dog will be rewarded for chasing down this "guilty" human and brutally attacking them...I would choose being tazed over a dog bite any day. Dogs trained like police dogs are fucking terrifying in action. And if you ever watch videos of people working with guard dogs actually trained to do the job (the job this TV station expects random dogs to do)...the command people use is spoken as clearly & calmly as any other command. They do NOT start hysterically screaming and wailing and pointing...as if their family dog can somehow decipher that and then magically know that for the first time ever, their owner wants them to ignore any practiced commands, ignore all prior experience, ignore all established rules...and literally kill the human. Yeah, let's encourage our untrained dogs to attack strangers, and pretend like the dog knows that this specific stranger had special gear on that protected them from the dog's attack...gear the dog has never encountered and likely will never again in their natural life. Show the dog that actually, human skin is a lot tougher than they previously thought! They bit down on this man's arm with full force and he didn't even bleed or anything...🤔

@@kiralonely1307 golden retrievers have some of the highest bite risks. Most high risk breeds are the onr with a cuddly public image. Cuz people see them and forget these used to be predators. Most were bred for the hunt. And most who get one, get them from either puppy mills or "purebreds", aka severely inbred and selected for health defects. And then continue to not train them, not exercise them, not entertain them. So they end up with an animal in constant pain, severely depressed and constantly dealing with hairless chimps who can't make up their mind what they want from them. Not surprising they lash out once in a while. Whenever this topic comes up, I always think of Cesar Milan: the guy walks into the den of a rottie who has only let one other in there for the last 5 years. And can give it scritches and has a new lapdog. But his default position on chihuahuas is "don't trust it, get it away from me!". I see a lapdog yipping near my 2yr old, (somehow those things are never leashed, which is a specific annoyance for me) the damned thing better hope it's out of reach, cuz I tend to walk with a hiking stick. I see a rottie or pittmix flopping about, my first and often only response is "awh! Look at the happy puppy! He's so happy cuz he thinks you might wanna play with him!" . So nah, I'd rank labs and retrievers and such much lower on the adorable and trudt scales.

LOL

XD

Ikr its so useless smh

Fairly truw

*True

nina z I know! My pet rock always prevents these type of things.

Right I have 7 fish. I know from personal experience they will fuck up anyone that breaks in.

@@julieann3934 hell yeah

@@bunsy9299 yep trips anyone who trys to break in

LaPrecious Harris I know. It has happened so many times. Now my house is feared by robbers and criminals.

I really liked that bit.

I just noticed that! good on him! probably also so he could get up quicker tho

good on him for not wanting to scare his dog. dogs and very sensitive

Rip peanut 💛

THIS!

Assassin Guy you forgot the part where your neighbor clapped 😂

Yeah I hate your gold fish I was eating some souls then your gold fish summoned me and I ate that mans soul but still

The Unknown Someone yeah it’s sort of becoming a thing now, he does it too often, the 2nd to last strike was yesterday, when he sent my sister to the abyss

Rose Russo I was literally about to say that 😂

I ate my goldfish

It name

I used to be a adventurer like u but I took a fine plate to the knee

Ouch

I’m so sorry to hear that

Thank you for your service, may you live the rest of your days in Peace. Good boy.

Is there more information on this? I just heard about it and I feel so bad :(

@@lotsaocelots1699 hi! sorry for replying a little late, i heard about this on danny’s instagram and danny’s been dealing with it very well! he has a puppy named sundae!

@@aubergine1086 I came here to ask about that thanks for the update!

@@P34chy5c0n3 np!

Wait what

Aw man U don't own only one guinea pigs

@@seapop2629 Agree, people should own at least two guinea pigs

Nor would my hamster

Same with my pig

Remy Baby Look, i have an ant farm, im good fam

T H I S I S T H E B E S T C O M M E N T E V E R

A W uhhh hehe we don’t talk about that 😁

Hardcore Gamers no. we do.

riley cloud no we don’t

She’s their kid

*Dying

@@rdclips3647 *ding

@@SamOfTheShadows *dingalingaling

@@heavenonearth3316 *dingabingalingboobooloo

@@heavenonearth3316 dabaloongboong

I love how people known and understand dogs can be bred for specific traits including something as insane as pointing their nose in the direction of a bird, but the thought that a dog used to take down bulls, fight, and nothing else could possibly have aggression bred into it as well is just Absolutely rIDICULOUS

Do you know what French kiss means?

Fox some ppl actually let their dog lick them from inside their mouths.which is disgusting

Potatoqueen098 or just licking their face in general is gross to me, like your dog licks it’s own ass lol

Tegan Barber yeah but so do I and my dog doesn’t seem to mind

Seth DeMasi omfg that KILLED me

actually only a bit over 100 years i’m pretty sure

@@castorhyfsat858 really? I thought it was longer... I'll have to look into it

@@hhhwhat9472 fucking sorry then

The Grexsome nah i meant most of them but for some reason that’s not what i said. sorry

The Grexsome but also if i’m not mistaken, the gilded age was in the late 1800s and we lived in civilizations then

Which is especially sad sense pit bulls weren't even trained to be aggressive towards humans anyways. They were only mass trained to be angey toward other dogs to fight them. In fact, pitbulls are so friendly and safe towards people that they have been often referred to as nanny dogs. They are probably on of safest if not safest medium sized to large sized dog to get when there are small children around

GUYS THIS POST NEEDS MORE LIKES

Might as well be from the Onion 😂

"These dogs arent dogs they're pussy cats" bacl to you Sarah

TORN8OR LMAO "dogs that aren't guard dogs are not guarding us"

@حمدي يعاون If you wanna dog to guard you then train it to do so. Most people have dogs for many reasons just search it up like this: Google - Why do people get dogs?

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I remember one episode of that show, the family had a really sweet and friendly golden retriever. When the host did the fake robbery, he just loaded the happy dog up, too, and drove off with him.

yep

This sounds like Casually Explained

Good point

I dont know why but this made me laugh

aaminah who hurt you?

dogs age differently. you know that right? 5 years is like late 20s or 30s for them.

@@flameron1 r/woooooosh

markel thomas it was obviously a joke

**toddler instant collapses**

@@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 is he wrong tho?

You know the saying a wolf in sheep's clothing that's a lot of small dogs and a lot of big dogs are a sheep in wolves clothing

Heck yea. I had a chihuahua/jack russle mix and he wasn't crazy, just hated fighting. Any yelling or even play wrestling, he was in the mix barking and scratching like "Hey! Yall better knock that off!" But also he would bark at the sound of a gnat farting, so...

Me: *is literally fucking dying* My little dog: The neighbor: *Still exists* My dog: *barking enough to summon Cthulhu*

My shih tzu is like, a demon lol

They’re demons wearing skin suits

I agree, sure I would hate dying because I wouldn’t know if my Great Dane and cat made it out.. but I would rather have them run away..

YES. I would be horrified if one of my dogs died trying to protect me...

I also agree, I would sacrifice myself for my dog. My dude is the king. #MOBYFORPRESIDENT

well with my cat for sure shed be safe

Same

my cat is president of canada after stopping a teroist attack

@@m.rsoda-can1868 wow 😮😅😃😊

my cat killed hitler and he's the king of lions now

@@stepbro4028 your cat killed hitler🤨

@@nasif8777 exactly

Dogs are basically not wolves anymore theyre like their own separate thing lol, so idk why people seem to think those wolf genes are just gonna suddenly surface in their pug if someone strange opens the door

but humans fucked up a lot of breeds look at A PUG

A pug I agree with that

Yeah, god dog! So rude

Ophelia Brock finally someone says it

“as a burglar” LMAO BYEEE

........I...I'm..so sorry

Why did pink leave you spinel

My cat would just go to sleep.

SAME! One time my cat gave my head a massage (he is odd) and after eight minutes, he bit my head

Sketch UT that sounds more like my family

Yeah. My fish did not save me neither.

I was waiting for my plants to strangle the burglar but all they did was sit there and oxygenate my house...

@@christyhernandez6339 Wow, how ungrateful of them!

I love ths conversation

@@gisellebutler1280 😎

Then someone walks in......

LMAO

You're*

@@highyena7315 DAMN YOU PHONE KEYBOARD

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bless

Yessssss 😂

Who would yell at a pupper

I hate how PewDiePie actually screams at his dogs.

@@thefortsight5289 pewdiepie is an immature child that do it for the money Of course he don't care if he scare his dogs

Parra2006 Joshua Garratt Not only is it backwards, but it ruins the rhyme

Hey It’s not that bad

Parra2006 Joshua Garratt *They protecc They attac

You’re being sarcastic right?

Will MakeContentOneDay Yeah

yeah when someone broke into my house he was wrestling with me on the couch, what he didn't realize was my gerbil was loading up a Cheytac M200 Intervention and shot clean through the heart.

is your goldfish by chance named " Klaus " ?...

The oFISHal FBI

Yeah dude same. My hamster saw someone burst in and she got her machete and proceeded to stab them in the neck 13.05 times. Then she ran away and robed a bank right after commiting 19 felonies and ending world hunger just to then start WW3 because she killed the president and stole all of germanys oil. Also she became a Russian spy and the leader of the Italian mafia (but she got bored and suddenly elephants went extent, coincidence? I think not) oh I almost forgot she also shot 146 people just cause. Then she bombed india and candida and stabbed steve jobs lol. Then she accidentally ran over this random guy after stealing justin bieber's car. When she came back she ate blueberries from the fridge. They were Frozen blueberries. Disgusting. man, pets am I right? 😂 🙄

same ed sheeran broke into my house and my newborn puppy saved me

Danny is my spirit animal

Danny is me.

I am danny

Danny is God

Danny is the living embodiment of god in every way he is the controller of many universes he can control time and space with the blink of an eye

Gab Is me that’s racist

Gab Is me that's racist

That's racist

That's racist

Oh my god that’s such an awful thing for the announcer to say Jesuuuus

I know. Pitbulls are strong, but they are the biggest, cuddly babies that think they're small dogs and like to crush your lap when they try to curl up on it. They're only vicious if they're trained to be. They just get a bad rep cause they strong out here and people like to train them to be aggressive the most.

Craig is a forbidden name here, but it’s nice to see you didn’t use it in vein

I need to defend this pibble. When she jumped up on the couch the owner yelled "GET HIM". Dollars to donuts that good girl just thought she was being yelled at to GET DOWN and thought "oh sh*t fine, guess this is between you two". She was going to help!

Seraph O. Storms do you know that for sure? Pitties aren’t aggressive unless they are trained to be or needed to be in order to survive, yes they are one of the most “dangerous” dogs but they rarely attack people, smaller dog breeds are more aggressive than pitties and CAN inflict damage on humans in fact all dogs can harm a person no matter the breed it matters on how they were raised.

@@blueorchid514 nothing to do with breed, I didn't even have to really train my border collie to fight aggressors. Pibble looked ready to defend her owner until he gave the impression of yelling at her for it.

No durr it literally said that they were actors

No dude the actor was the dog and the dog change to be the actor an the actor love to be a dog

No The Dogs where humans in Dogs costume

@@crocdog5278 So basically furries?

@@thewaffle187 w h a t

Hehehehe

@@retardwithfas3745 Not in Canada lol

Depending on the dog, its possibly legal in WV

@@frozenlotus3563 why would someone wanna fucc a doggo tho qmq

@@evagacha9808 Dont know, but there is that one KZfaqr that claimed she has consensual sex with her dog.

You are Craig

Word

That’s a bold statement

I'm going to write fan fiction about this encounter now

Well said father.

Lika honestly, same

Mood

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Lika some

You got featured on YIAY. Show me your ways, Lika.

Grosss

Christin Bryant Good job rewording exactly what Danny said!

Connor Brown that was the point. I was agreeing with his statement and then adding my observation....

Christin Bryant And my point is that you had no different observation than Danny lmao.

Connor Brown that’s what agreeing is but ok.

Wow what a logical statement. And why should we protect a piece of useless meat lol.

Is that what your mother said about you?

@@sampatkalyan3103 I guess no one should protect you

@@sampatkalyan3103 while you train the useless meat you should also train yourself to be more empathetic and understand that animals aren't solely raised for your benefit

@@psychadelicpotato8580 animals are raised for one's benefit idiot. Or they grow in wild. You should increase IQ to a decent level.

Last time??? How many times (I know it's a joke)-

@@firelight8685 Every Wednesday, I have it worked into my schedule.

@@CloudedByKatana really? Mine is Wednesday thru Friday

Wait you guys aren't kidnapped

𝙎𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙉𝙏 periodt

i would try to train my dog to run out of the house to my neighbors or smth. and tell the neighbors to take action if it ever happens

I love my Great Dane and Cat.. if something was going to happen to me I would want my Dog to protect the cat and I would want them both to get out of the house.

I would want them to run away as well. Tbh even if I don't survive, at least my pets still get to live out their lives.

Ikr imagine if they get stabbed or something, my heart shattered and crying there right there

Agreed. A guy pretending to break into a house is different from a guy actually attacking their owner.

Lol

this needs more likes

This was very funny and caused me to laugh out loud

😢

*cat gang wants to know your location*

Yes. Doggs ar proteccshun frum burglers and whi peepl ar aliv

Greg My name is not greg therefore i am Greg you’re the biggest meme 👏🏽👏🏽

@@KhOrganization Thiis wuz veree hrd too reed ,min had thee besst gremer ,yorz dihdint. Thanks

Is that too much to ask?

Um, YES?? I mean that is the BARE MINIMUM, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???

tea he did his job

Rip

omg finally riverdale fans that are gregs

I made this 666 likes, you’re welcome young one.

Brooklyn La Mar no

Chihuahuas💀💀

Chihuahuas are more aggressive but pitbulls can do more harm when they’re aggressive. Whenever you look up death by dog and hospitalization from dog bites, pitbulls make up the INSANELY HIGH majority. HOWEVER that doesn’t make them bad dogs, people just absolutely need to be better equipped when taking care of big dogs. If you want to have a pitbull you can still have a loving dog, but you need to take care of it the proper and responsible way or else it might be prone to aggression and, due to it’s breeding, cause injuries since it’s a great deal more powerful than other breeds.

Kallie Lancaster whatttt??? Are you joking?🙃

@@maddiejo8487 no. People call anything short haired, muscular, and broad headed a pitbull. There is only one pitbull. That is the American pitbull terrier.

So true 😂

I read minor instead of mirror so I just imagined him yelling that to a child 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I am not chicken little

i mean there was one on twitter that looked like him so...

Shane Lancaster hmmm Wolves: Wild canines that are the closest related to dogs but are so far back that they are not dogs. Dogs: A domestic canine, they are the closest relatives to wolves but have evolved to the point where the aren’t wolves. I just wanted to put the facts out not trying to be rude. Also some wolves are cowards.

ZendPixie what the fuck

I know, what part of the video was that out

@@socks3468 wat

Socks346 Xbox 5:20 I hope you weren’t waiting up in that four months since you made that comment

Exactly. Those owners aren’t putting out fear pheromones- which are very distinct to a dog’s sense of smell. They most likely just think it’s aggressive playing

fighting is how dogs play they wrestle or fight to play

That’s what I was saying. You put out fear pheromones. Dogs literally can smell fear.

Or just don’t be worried about things that won’t happen.

Matrix Madness but thats to hard

Ya, instead of making ur friendly Chihuahua do it for you...

The people were probably actors

Ursus Martimus yeah that’s what I thought

They really don’t though...

Dogs can sense danger and emotions

I mean one time I pretended to hit my friend cause she said her dog protected her and she literally almost bit me so... not saying all dogs are like that but I was lowkey scared

Spmetimes to show people someone fake hits me and my dog comesa bark at them But when Im just normally screaming but then he just looks at me like Really??

Clawed50 Java I read burger 🍔 at first glance hahaha

some one - same lol

I liked from 69 to 70 because it's a good joke and the 69 joke is sorta getting old :/

Jailbait Billie what is the 69 joke?

•Bts_kimtaehyung• how old are you

i know this comment is teo years old but this is mostly because small dogs are: 1. often terriers who were bred to hunt and have a high prey drive that doesn't get worked on (bc dogs are often not exercised enough) 2. not trained or socialized as well because they're not seen as a threat like bigger dogs 3. disrespected by their owners. small dogs often have their boundaries disregarded because it's "cute". think about the "owa owa" trend. people would ignore the many warnings their chihuahuas gave them before attacking the microphones tldr: little dogs are only considered "more aggressive" because they're not properly trained and their boundaries are ignored

_Happy _Days_ facts

I came on here to say the same thing. I am a pitbull owner and I'm pretty sure she would shit herself if a burgler were to break in.

Yes

Pretty sure multiple studies have been conducted confirming chihuahuas and dachshunds as the most aggressive breeds. Nothing makes my blood boil more than someone saying pitbulls are naturally aggressive.

Erica Quint I own 3 pitbulls and they would never hurt a fly they cowar when my uncle's Chihuahuas barks at them.

Exactly.

You'd think the dog behavior expert would have mentioned that. Tbh I bet he did but the Inside Edition people cut it out because otherwise it would've rendered their whole dumb experiment moot

I knew it

TheAngela259 you must be stopped!

*_Ｆ_*

I like how you have to “click for more” for the joke to unveil. It somehow made out more funny. 😄

*F*

F

Mighty morphing power rangers

Why did I read that as “cat lizard” a mighty CAT LIZARD.

@@glennabridges8683 the mightiest of all animals

LOL UR RIGHT

if the dog died logan would film the dog

@@keke5204 nah he'd film himself playing with the dead dog

@@FrogReign true... Very true.

Hahahaha nice reference