The Worst Commercials On TV

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@spooderman4008 4 жыл бұрын

This bully in my school threatened to punch me! So I turned on the self defence mode on my flashlight. He started doing a funny dance on the ground! It made it really easy to steal his teeth! Yo, it's been a year. I made some jewellery out of them, got me a nice set of earrings, a ring and a necklace. I sold the rest on Wish for a pretty penny.

@emmettjenner1872 4 жыл бұрын

Underated comment

@blonddiee8561 4 жыл бұрын

Spooderman HAHAHA

@rokiiyotaka 4 жыл бұрын

@MusicFanatic No no you're onto something, I believe the reference comes from a tumblr post of very unsettling threats. Eg. *_I will boil your teeth_* is probably the one you're thinking of lmao.

@rabbit5305 4 жыл бұрын

WHAT IN GODS NAME IS THAT PROFILE PIC

@spooderman4008 4 жыл бұрын

@@rabbit5305 That's me! Silly.

@ruthwalton3703 5 жыл бұрын

“Can your flash light do this?” * flashlight does a back flip* “Or this?” Does the splits

@peppapigeditzzzz271 5 жыл бұрын

Ruth Walton yup

@d_1044 5 жыл бұрын

It’s broken now, are you happy?

@smabble._.6170 5 жыл бұрын

BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!!

@faithisntcoollissupernotco7951 5 жыл бұрын

@Jayda Iordanidis **breaks**

@bloodyrage488 5 жыл бұрын

Dang it no😫😫

@hailingfireandash 9 ай бұрын

"If I was a dad I'd be getting this immediately" This aged extremely well.

@howdy9451 4 ай бұрын

danny gonzalez is a daddy gonzalez now

@_g0r3c0r3 4 ай бұрын

yah hes literally a dad now

@mammadragon8108 4 ай бұрын

HES A DAD???

@ohheyitsguy 3 ай бұрын

@@mammadragon8108yeah

@naia1362 3 ай бұрын

@@mammadragon8108yeah lol he and Laura had a son in September

@Teraperf 2 жыл бұрын

For the longest time I didn’t realize that the music at the end wasn’t on purpose. I always thought it was like a running joke that you got cut off halfway through your outro.

@notaboomer2360 2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 Жыл бұрын

wait it isn't on purpose? or are you joking? please I need to know

@SkiddlyBink Жыл бұрын

@@whatdoyoucallanalligatorin9174 if i remember right, he had his old outro music copyright claimed so he went back and replaced it all with generic royalty free music to avoid losing revenue

@etekweb Жыл бұрын

@@SkiddlyBink yup -- the best part is that some of the videos (like this one) they claimed the wrong section of the video. So you still hear the original outro song at the end but not the actual content of the video...

@drawingdingus6863 Жыл бұрын

I think it was originally Mr.Sandman or some remix of it if I remember right. But yeah he got copyrighted for it and had to just dub over that section for every past video. But it lead to us getting the “This video is over now” song so I’m pretty happy about that

@MothMyMando 4 жыл бұрын

“Unplanned accidents” wait are there planned ones? Am I doing accidents wrong?

@metamemez 4 жыл бұрын

Hermes unplanned accidents is basically the definition of accidents lol

@channah2542 4 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t that be the opposite of accident then??

@atmospherico3280 4 жыл бұрын

You gotta make sure to plan the unplanned accidents

@arzoochoithramani6633 4 жыл бұрын

amphyrrix planned incident???

@L0ST_P4G3 4 жыл бұрын

I think so...

@philipbusk6632 4 жыл бұрын

The “aircraft grade aluminum” claim always cracks me up. I’m an aircraft mechanic and we use the same aluminum that everyone else does.

@haimantidas10 4 жыл бұрын

So technically they didn't lie🤣🤣🤣

@thickboi3743 4 жыл бұрын

Sorry for late reply but what is it like being a mechanic for aircraft?

@gokur0cks 4 жыл бұрын

I guess it is aircraft grade then

@AlexanderLeset 4 жыл бұрын

@@thickboi3743 It fucking sucks.

@ProSrbgames 4 жыл бұрын

Its aluMINIum,for fucks sake .

@rats6894 8 ай бұрын

now that danny's gonna be a dad, i expect to see him dancing like a maniac

@gollygod 2 жыл бұрын

The dog one saying "it works for any dog to train out bad behaviors!" is bullshit. I doubt that can of air will have any affect on my _deaf_ dog

@allisonavery7273 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@DarkShard5728 9 ай бұрын

You see, they're supposed to sense the simple existance of the can and collapse into a puddle at its presence. what the fuck am i saying

@bbqchipz1513 5 жыл бұрын

"Does Your Flashlight Have A Self Defense Mode?" *starts slamming heavy flashlight over random stranger's heads*

@willowisnothere 5 жыл бұрын

MemePenguin this comment deserves an award

@dinagrippo9377 5 жыл бұрын

I AM CACKLING

@Annie-oi9ps 5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@Animperfectperson 5 жыл бұрын

I've never had a KZfaq comment make me laugh out loud until now 😂😂😂😂

@mayabassey4198 5 жыл бұрын

Yup

@wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519 3 жыл бұрын

I had a tac light and put it in a cup of water to see if it was actually waterproof and it immediately stopped working

@samanthaweber2195 3 жыл бұрын

Seriously??

@wyatthajdhsjdkajc3519 3 жыл бұрын

@@samanthaweber2195 yea

@chiseii 3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Raigatu 3 жыл бұрын

Cringe Control it only survives in 212 degrees water

@Goomba456 3 жыл бұрын

They were giving them away at my store, can confirm

@saintsomnia8030 2 жыл бұрын

Watching old Danny videos is always a gamble as to whether I'll get jumpscared by the music at the end

@notaboomer2360 2 жыл бұрын

It’s because his original outro music got copyright striked and he had to replace all the audio with it with another audio. If you turn on captions you can still know what he’s saying lol. He didn’t do it on every video because it was tedious so he only did it on popular ones

@TaylorTheShark 10 ай бұрын

SHARK PUP EEEEEEE

@haandotexe 9 ай бұрын

I always love getting absolutely TURNT to farmer in the dell because the knowledge of the fact that he painstakingly spent several days manually replacing the audio in every one of his videos is hilarious to me and always makes me smile.

@the1-upclub98 Жыл бұрын

"Just aim and shoot... the ball... into the cup." That delivery was perfect. XD

@gregorygaines6979 4 жыл бұрын

My name is Greg and this makes me feel valued when you say “hey Greg”

@dancingsloth8684 3 жыл бұрын

My name is bringer of death

@ilovebasketballfromaustral9624 3 жыл бұрын

No your name is Gregory Gaines

@sincerecinnamon 3 жыл бұрын

My name is Isabel and I feel like I need to be more healthy

@gregorygaines6979 3 жыл бұрын

Zoe Roberts thank you for sharing with me. I appreciate it

@yellowcat4931 3 жыл бұрын

you are a god amongst us

@binglebongletimey 5 жыл бұрын

As someone with epilepsy i am now having second thoughts about my crime life

@JoeL-bg5ys 5 жыл бұрын

Geórgia Santos- Why Did I Chuckle Slightly At That..

@ahnifollett 5 жыл бұрын

🤣

@IsaElle 5 жыл бұрын

Same

@delaneys6726 5 жыл бұрын

Well. Guess I'm not robbing anyone soon. Shoot there goes my future job

@pootrpan3117 5 жыл бұрын

*FBI:*shoot him down

@grizzgrizz7676 8 ай бұрын

“If I was a dad I would be getting these immediately-I would be dancing like crazy” well Danny looks like that company’s making a profit this October

@tetia8922 8 ай бұрын

Was abt to comment this

@eel_3 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being Danny’s wife and just walking by the bathroom and hearing her husband screaming with a sign that says screaming and pooping do not disturb on the doorknob. Just walk away girl, walk away

@marekb1556 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *sees robber, immediately pulls out flashlight* Robber: *pulls out flashlight too* Me: wait, thats illegal

@penguintato3752 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *pulls out 2 flashlights*

@-CaptainRavioli 4 жыл бұрын

God: let there be light Me: *takes it* God: *surprised pikachu face*

@KlintKaras 4 жыл бұрын

We need more good guys with a flashlight.

@unlacedshoe3696 4 жыл бұрын

Me: *takes out another flashlight*

@LordSkella 4 жыл бұрын

So is the burglary! 😄

@mckaleighwatson3942 4 жыл бұрын

Hit the robber hard enough with it and everything has a defense mode.

@averageaverys4033 4 жыл бұрын

I like your style

@TheBakingSeal 4 жыл бұрын

Marshmallows

@Azerty13_ 4 жыл бұрын

hit him with a feather hard enough and you might be able to kill them

@chuchow313 4 жыл бұрын

smoll bean SPAGHETTI

@megamanhikari8095 4 жыл бұрын

@@chuchow313 if you do it right lmaoo

@frankoconnell6745 8 ай бұрын

“You know if I was a dad” Well you are now Danny so CONGRATS 🎉🎊🍾🎈

@aydomac 10 ай бұрын

7:45 this aged well ❤️😅

@Northstarboysvsp 9 ай бұрын

He dad now this is funny now

@alecboi777 7 ай бұрын

he better get them

@ace4155 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having dinner and glancing over and seen Danny Gonzalez sitting at a table intensively watching a commercial for the TAC light

@dancingsloth8684 3 жыл бұрын

I would start to laugh

@nxlsart8902 3 жыл бұрын

I would pull up and sit next to him and watch it as well 😂

@nagitos682 3 жыл бұрын

@phormex1 3 жыл бұрын

I would prolly drift off and then eat the rest of my food

@hat7475 2 жыл бұрын

"pause that! I have to get the popcorns!"

@angelicaporro4060 4 жыл бұрын

Just wanted to point out that some products like a "slob stopper" are marketed for a larger audience but may be intended for people with disabilities without directly targeting them.

@karleighvaughn1286 4 жыл бұрын

I was looking through the comments seeing if anyone else was going to say this. Thanks haha

@mammothmoth8967 4 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh that makes since

@NoOne-yp8ot 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, actually. A large number of ASOTV products are intended for those with disabilities, such as the toilet paper holder or the stick-on handle for getting in/out of the tub.

@shaunandthebugs 4 жыл бұрын

@@NoOne-yp8ot those stick on handles are helpful if you can't drill things down because of a landlord. 10/10 would recommend

@LilRing 4 жыл бұрын

Now I feel bad about laughing at it

@theperyton9895 9 ай бұрын

12:57 ah so instead of being weird and freaking out the birds, you can make the birds be constantly stressed thinking that there’s other birds in their house from the reflections

@hana__banana 2 жыл бұрын

I am high-key interested in the birdhouse thing. I love watching those flying fluffballs.

@justasmltwngir1732 2 жыл бұрын

What’s your favorite bird?

@Matreats 3 жыл бұрын

My family bought these funslide things like 13 years ago and let me tell you it is a horrifying experience to accidentally slip down the stairs and watch your demise approach you as you inevitably trip forward and fall on your face or land in the worst possible way with the stair ledge hitting your butt so hard you can't breathe for the next two minutes

@dancingsloth8684 3 жыл бұрын

You okay

@mikudayoooooo 3 жыл бұрын

bro.. you can talk about your ptsd here, we can listen

@Matreats 3 жыл бұрын

Dancing Sloth Dunno man it’s still pretty vivid

@ayannajohnson11 3 жыл бұрын

I fell down the stairs with them too 😂

@datdairkirbtherobloxgamer3801 3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 Craziest Anime Plot Twists

@corvidcreaturesartandanimation 4 жыл бұрын

“Everybody has skin” *well, I would hope so*

@kangaroo8057 4 жыл бұрын

And some people have... Foreskin

@tirea277 4 жыл бұрын

Kanga Roo wow really

@AnjaFi 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I sure hope it does!

@lightninggacha7818 4 жыл бұрын

‘-‘ well you haven’t met me

@corvidcreaturesartandanimation 4 жыл бұрын

Lightning Gacha oh sh-

@michellebeaulieu8118 Жыл бұрын

I've never had any problems with flashing lights or epilepsy before but the flashing in that commercial was VERY disorienting. I imagine something flashing super bright and fast would stun anyone for a second. Geez

@stablekat5011 3 жыл бұрын

Once I got an ad that was called “taxact”and the slogan was ‘“surprisingly legal”

@shanestaley6595 3 жыл бұрын

that slogan is really common in ads where i am, its concerning

@kaisquared6840 3 жыл бұрын

I'm scared

@aisha5156 3 жыл бұрын

Tea.

@ashton2099 3 жыл бұрын

@@aisha5156 sis

@swine13 3 жыл бұрын

How and when did we get to a point where obeying the law was just like a loose recommendation for businesses? And why are individuals still incarcerated for an eternity for stealing bread but these companies rob retirees of 10s of 1000s and the justice system is like "as you were" Its BS. Im so sick of capitalisms horrific mutation into some emotionless robot hell bent on world domination. Its like a movie except that usually we tend to make sure the movies make at least some sort of effort towards logical sense. This is like "you know the rules, WE know the rules, we are now going to break the rules" and everyone else so far (including me) is like "oh ok" Its not. They can and should be held accountable like everyone else. More so, because of their societal position of some responsibility. Just like politics. If a politician gets charged with a criminal offense, it should automatically be 3x the usual penalty for them, no exceptions. Thatd make those self serving leeches think twice before laundering millions of tax dollars. I feel like lemongrab: ThIS. Is unACCEPTABLEEE! 😫

@soren4818 4 жыл бұрын

“Everybody has a flashlight!” “Everybody loves to watch birds!” “Everybody eats blankets!” ... Sure, commercial

@iminvisible873 4 жыл бұрын

Susan Kelly you don’t eat blankets? What a weirdo

@-takemyhandtakemywholelife8825 4 жыл бұрын

Blankets for a midnight snack is just 🤤🤤🤤🤤😩

@justtaylor8204 4 жыл бұрын

I despise this entire comment

@hypnoguygaming1178 4 жыл бұрын

@@justtaylor8204 what, do you write the scripts for these dumb commercial

@2lazyy780 4 жыл бұрын

"Everyone sucks on fleshy lollipops!"

@jamesburk8145 Жыл бұрын

I had one of those my spy birdhouse things and the problem with the mirror was that a bird would show up, stick it's head in, see it's own reflection and basically say "oh I'm sorry, didn't know there was already someone in here." then fly away. The whole idea was flawed.

@ZoobiethePopplio 7 ай бұрын

The self defense mode would work really well against epileptic people.

@juliii648 6 жыл бұрын

Things I find attractive in a boy: Good personality ❌ Nice hair ❌ An adult bib ✅😍😩

@pinkmilk9186 6 жыл бұрын

Julia Boolia hellthy junk food fan?

@loganmiller7827 6 жыл бұрын

So what you're saying is, is that I'm totally, 100% your type?

@beans5531 6 жыл бұрын

I’m your man

@juliii648 6 жыл бұрын

Babydaisylover I guess so :)

@juliii648 6 жыл бұрын

illumination ayy

@bbmolnar 4 жыл бұрын

"So the other day I was at dinner, at Outback Steakhouse" Me: Remembers the before time when we could actually go inside restaurants for the entire video

@TheGoldenSerpent 4 жыл бұрын

We mustn't think of the before times

@sup3rhyp3r56 4 жыл бұрын

TheGoldenSerpent we must think of the future times

@badussy 4 жыл бұрын

Sup3r Hyp3r no, I don’t think I will

@Thetaken_python 4 жыл бұрын

No, think of the past ;)

@tomatojam9237 4 жыл бұрын

Ahh, yes prehistoric times

@natrosenquist 5 ай бұрын

7:40 Well, now Danny HAS to buy the Fun Slides.

@kotarobokuto4105 3 ай бұрын

He actually already got them for a video lmao

@k888y 2 ай бұрын

he did. 5 years ago

@BLOBER8000 Жыл бұрын

you gotta love when in 1 ad they showed the same flashlight being able to illuminate an entire house and barely light up a man in the dark

@submarinesailor5140 3 жыл бұрын

I was watching this next to my dog and the guy yelled "bad dog!" and she looked at me with her ears back! :(

@crazyowlgirlcncowner 3 жыл бұрын

Oh nooo. Please reassure the doggie that she is not a bad dog. 💔

@phormex1 3 жыл бұрын

I would give her all the belly rubs to reassure her she’s a good girl

@carolinegcooke 3 жыл бұрын

Awww poor baby 😣 give her some treats and cuddles

@strawbz_saintz 3 жыл бұрын

aww.. Is the doggie okay? (this was 4 months ago but dogs are cute and just wanted to know)

@Kanye.Zest482 3 жыл бұрын

Same.She looked sad so i gave her treats

@alexboca7171 5 жыл бұрын

The self defense light can blind , confuse and also give the attacker an epileptic seizure

@xWren_xx 4 жыл бұрын

You could also beat the shit out of someone with it

@Rephical 4 жыл бұрын

Damien Schuetz you flash them and then pull out your sawd off shotgun and blast their ass only to realize that it was you 8 year old child

@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180 4 жыл бұрын

Rephical Gaming shiiiiiiiiiit.........

@failpup2062 4 жыл бұрын

Doesnt that depend on the person? Or the age or something? (Im not sure) and what if its a teen Breaking into ur house? I do agree with you, dont get me wrong, it just seems like that feature wouldnt work that well against certain people

@goofball808 4 жыл бұрын

Rephical Gaming Come let’s watch the rain as it’s falling down

@PricillaPrincess 9 ай бұрын

7:46 “You know if I was a dad, I would be getting these immediately.” Dannyyyyy it’s time

@gabriellejsavoie Жыл бұрын

The "self-defense mode" could work for those with seizures, but the one holding the flashlight is also going to be equally affected, no matter what. If anything, I'd be at a disadvantage then with my epilepsy.

@getrealgirl1974 3 жыл бұрын

He said "Self-defense mode" Hun thats an "on the go seizure starter"

@oneflamingpotato7965 3 жыл бұрын

*E x a c t l y*

@ohio9499 3 жыл бұрын

Fun in the bed

@ididthisforreddit2428 3 жыл бұрын

Well if the robber is epileptic then you have like the best possible defence that isnt a gun

@TheOneTrueDimwit 3 жыл бұрын

@@ididthisforreddit2428 oh god

@deadplthebadass21 3 жыл бұрын

@@ididthisforreddit2428 oh no

@famsilms889 5 жыл бұрын

Robber: I have a gun! Hands up! John Wick: Pulls out flashlight Robber: Mom come pick me up I’m scared

@mauricioperez6424 4 жыл бұрын

That man killed another man with a pencil... A fucking pencil, imagine what he could do with a flashlight, fuck that

@G21333 4 жыл бұрын

Baba yagaaaa

@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180 4 жыл бұрын

Help lemme go

@spacechimp751 4 жыл бұрын

John W. Rick

@fardedharded 4 жыл бұрын

Should I ruin this 969 I will hahaha I am a mad man

@v.beckan9071 2 жыл бұрын

3:40 the blinking light would work great on people with epilepsy.

@datgaydangernoodle1315 2 жыл бұрын

Product guarantee 👍

@maybpd 2 ай бұрын

I know this is just a joke but I wanted to put the info out there that not everyone with epilepsy has episodes triggered by flashing lights, no hate though 😅 just a lil fun info

@raelogan Жыл бұрын

The self defense mode is pretty useful against raccoons out in the backyard in rural nowhere. I just bang the flashlight on the metal table outside to give a warning, turn the normal light on and if they haven't scurried yet, I turn on the strobe for a few seconds to startle them enough and let them run off. The regular light beam is great for a quick light visual outside since we don't have street lights, and it helps to see what's outside. The flashlight also lights up a whole room when the power goes out. They have uses in the rural towns. 😅

@pegpeg9833 3 жыл бұрын

My dad actually bought one of those taclight things, it’s actually all grime lmao. They’re so bright it’s actually illegal to shine them into the sky in most counties. And the strobe/self defense mode does work. It’s VERY disorienting.

@codyheffelfinger2962 3 жыл бұрын

What dad didn't buy it

@asei231 2 жыл бұрын

@@codyheffelfinger2962 mine-

@MightyMewtron 2 жыл бұрын

Even watching the flashing lights in the ad made me feel uncomfortable. I guess it works if you're a survivalist who needs to send a message, but not for, like, everyday people trying to find extra toilet paper in their basement.

@MrBlonde47 2 жыл бұрын

It’s just a generic version of a stream light or surefire. Lights so bright they’ll blind you in the daytime.

@autumnrose6188 2 жыл бұрын

Haha I am on my floor laughing to death!

@glipgorp3564 5 жыл бұрын

Of course you can stop a robber with a flash light. If you throw it hard enough.

@keilysmartinez2841 5 жыл бұрын

DaWoof Gamer lol

@talanium 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, *DUH!*

@joetraviss6972 5 жыл бұрын

@drowsyratz666 5 жыл бұрын

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this

@titleuntitled9152 5 жыл бұрын

Or hit them hard enough

@we1rdoooo6 9 ай бұрын

danny talking about if he was ever a dad he would buy those slides, now in 2023 i am expecting those slides to appear after the baby is born

@abigailr7319 7 ай бұрын

7:42 we deserve an update once baby greg is here

@collinmetcalf4109 5 жыл бұрын

Salesman: a strobe Me: why Salesman: for those epileptic robbers

@xaproxiex 5 жыл бұрын

*hi*

@mady422 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂 I usually don't like seizure jokes but I loved this one. Though flashing lights don't affect just epileptics.

@gold8746 5 жыл бұрын

Lel

@theolddeus9672 5 жыл бұрын

Strobes are disorienting as hell in a dark room

@ArKamMLG 5 жыл бұрын

Lmao wow one of the best comments ive seen😂😂😂

@macoy3943 5 жыл бұрын

Your husband is spending hours Potty Putting What do you do: 1. Pee in his mouth 2. *DIVORCE*

@rachelfara4150 5 жыл бұрын

Baron Zemo Returns underrated comment

@frosty_teacup 5 жыл бұрын

3. *SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF*

@sophiasgp7487 5 жыл бұрын

Baron Zemo Returns I’m dead! 😂

@bethy2407 5 жыл бұрын

Baron Zemo Returns I love u 😂

@liltoaster2128 5 жыл бұрын

Obvs 1

@chrundlethegreat2251 2 жыл бұрын

2022...I'm still screaming. Thank you Danny

@lucilock713 10 ай бұрын

7:43 danny... i think you know what to do

@Danny-Gonzalez 6 жыл бұрын

Hi Greg

@nicolacity7463 6 жыл бұрын

Danny Gonzalez hi danny

@sarahcummings 6 жыл бұрын

Danny Gonzalez hello :)

@cari_3500 6 жыл бұрын

Danny Gonzalez heyyy

@abbiejones7803 6 жыл бұрын

Sup

@porcupinal 6 жыл бұрын

i bet your flashlight cant blind people?

@Bluetheartist 4 жыл бұрын

“Low light mode” Danny: Wait why is he not blinded?!

@princessofstars666 4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too lmao

@sircabbageii4063 4 жыл бұрын

It was like b r u h

@no-nu8tc 4 жыл бұрын

omg i noticed that and was like i bet someone commented that and someone did!!

@MichaelR1275 3 жыл бұрын

I was so confused

@maxaltenkirch1022 2 жыл бұрын

It's because Danny was still blinded by the self defense mode

@themanofsticks2262 5 ай бұрын

"If I was a dad, I would definitely get this" Danny. You better get these now.

@grassoscope 5 ай бұрын

Danny also needs to practice his putting

@k888y 2 ай бұрын

he bought them 5 years ago and did a video on them!

@gr8scott198 5 ай бұрын

"unplanned accidents"? Who the hell is having planned accidents?!

@lover_of_turtle6412 5 жыл бұрын

"Self-defense mode" or as I like to call it "Oops i gave a robber a seizure mode" Edit: 3k likes holy shit

@5taj378 5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lover_of_turtle6412 5 жыл бұрын

@@romeeuphoria8016 Love you too, Boo 💘 No homo tho....

@emaleighschultz4828 5 жыл бұрын

Michael_Liddle yup

@schooldeskink.8482 5 жыл бұрын

I did give that squirrel a seizure when I used self defense

@anonymoususer4371 5 жыл бұрын

Excactly what I thought

@PurpleBandanaStudios 5 жыл бұрын

This flashlight is so powerful I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

@heyimpetewentzfrommychemic8548 5 жыл бұрын

ThAtS a LoT oF dAmAgE

@deltawolfstar378 5 жыл бұрын

hey im pete wentz from my chemical romance TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS!!!

@hatkidbutpurpleandstuff6820 5 жыл бұрын

I sawed my head in ha- X-X

@cheezburgers6343 5 жыл бұрын

Purple bandana studios ThaTs AlOt oF DaMaGE

@LolDeimos 5 жыл бұрын

Purple bandana studios now that’s a lot of damage

@RavenclawNimbus 11 ай бұрын

12:30, I literally just love the turn this takes, that shit was KILLING me 😭

@barbieoftheweek Ай бұрын

Danny you're a dad now, it's time to buy the Fun Slides!

@SIMULAT3DHUMAN3 6 жыл бұрын

“Can your flashlight do THIS???” *does exactly what a regular flashlight does*

@jaimejtg5741 6 жыл бұрын

Sad Canadian Boy pewdiepie

@RG-em2lg 6 жыл бұрын

| buT cAN yUo dO thIs? ___

@sinetamarkaityte5367 6 жыл бұрын

I know De wae i was thinking the same thing 😂😂

@dancinginthecorner8260 6 жыл бұрын

Ada yEs I cAN

@jill7285 6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jean3692 5 жыл бұрын

Wow, i tried screaming™ and my life hasn't been better, my pesky wife finally left me and took the annoying kids. Now i can be alone forever! Thank you screaming™

@solisruben296 5 жыл бұрын

I tried it to! I almost died because I was distracted using scremingTM. *_THANK YOU SREAMINGTM_*

@alison4991 5 жыл бұрын

my life has changed with screaming™,I screamed at my dog and he ran away,thanks to screaming™ I haven't feed my pet in over a month!

@solisruben296 5 жыл бұрын

(suddenly someone gets woooshed)

@LuteLovezWolvez 4 жыл бұрын

Profile picture is so neat!

@gkanvik1 5 ай бұрын

Well now that danny is a dad, hell be dancing like a maniac

@heavythegreywolf 2 жыл бұрын

I remember having a "My spy bird house" and 6 weeks later it became a wasp nest, very disappointing

@ghostyodaproductions6940 3 жыл бұрын

I love how Danny can literally watch 2 seconds of something and then talk trash about it

@annamurphy9183 3 жыл бұрын

pure talent

@MotorKraft350 3 жыл бұрын

The man has skill

@baileyyh72 2 жыл бұрын

that requires skill

@noahm44 2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hat7475 2 жыл бұрын

Because what he reviews is trash already 😭

@wesleyanhorn7257 5 ай бұрын

“If I was a dad, I’d be getting these immediately” -Danny 8min in Looks like it’s time for Danny to go pro with fun sliding🫶🏻

@ledge-magee 5 жыл бұрын

"I was just scared of a whole house" You won't be so smug when it's the Monster House, will you?

@pissapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine dying and you possess a whole ass house

@uh3336 4 жыл бұрын

@@pissapocalypse boo

@pissapocalypse 4 жыл бұрын

@@uh3336 aAHH

@jenniferhey5132 4 жыл бұрын

That movie fucking TRAUMATIZED ME

@pissboi313 4 жыл бұрын

Jennifer Hey bruh same! scariest kids movie i’ve seen

@doodleferp8158 Жыл бұрын

My heart got happy when I realized that the commercial music from that informercial vine he made.

@dannyd7040 Жыл бұрын

3:30 well if they have elepsy, yes

@wooler9066 4 жыл бұрын

False advertising I tried using self defence mode and I got stabbed in the gut and robbed

@johnnyc42972 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@blahblahblah5098 4 жыл бұрын

But its ok, because with the tactical flashlight, you can look really cool while being stabbed and robbed!

@dinoskitsofficial 4 жыл бұрын

If you got stabbed in the gut, how are you alive typing a comment?

@lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 жыл бұрын

@@dinoskitsofficial Plot armor

@psychedelicella3706 4 жыл бұрын

@@dinoskitsofficial who said the victim was typing

@allysonmorgan5009 4 жыл бұрын

Advertisement: but can your flashlight do this?! *flashes it on and off* Me: yeah, it’s called hitting the button over and over...

@rays716 4 жыл бұрын

That's what i was thinking 😂

@gorillaman8534 4 жыл бұрын

I can do it with the light switch dies my bulb have defence mode

@bunnyjalaska5477 4 жыл бұрын

@@rays716 lol me too!!

@hannah.r.0752 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that I literally have the fun slide things and I used them like once a day when I was little makes this video so much fun to watch

@Wwasthatthebiteof87 11 ай бұрын

IN 2023 AND I WAS LIKE “these ads seem very 2000s” THEN I REALIZED THIS WAS 5 YRS AGO BUT I FEEL LIKE THEY STILL SEEM SO MUCH OLDER THAN 2018ISH😭

@dragonaise2417 6 жыл бұрын

"Peace is just a scream away"

@impii9088 6 жыл бұрын

dragonaise hi Jungkook

@dragonaise2417 6 жыл бұрын

ScribblyFox hi there

@jiya1341 6 жыл бұрын

watch the armies take over this comment..

@dragonaise2417 6 жыл бұрын

Jiya Patel yes. They're literally everywhere lol

@starsandshit5435 5 жыл бұрын

army

@gabeb.4525 5 жыл бұрын

I had fun slides when I was younger. I ended up getting bored and thought, “I should try to go down some stairs with these”, like an idiot. Long story short, I just threw myself down the stairs, and my feet only touched the ground like, twice....

@nicvermin1550 5 жыл бұрын

Gabe B. I think about this comment daily

@FallenAngel7538 5 жыл бұрын

B U T W A L K D O W N T H E S T A I R S

@onebennyboi5257 5 жыл бұрын

You are smart

@gslink3775 5 жыл бұрын

People who do down 7 stairs at a time

@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452 5 жыл бұрын

Oh dude there was one time right it snowed like 3 ft ok and I had the fun slides and I was like “imma go down this hill with the fun slides” and I did. And that’s the story of how I dislocated my shoulder when I smacked into a tree

@mytsukey 2 жыл бұрын

I got my dad this usb charging bright spotlight and he uses it when his big doggie runs after animals at night. The dog will freeze when the light is on him lol like he has stage fright

@sueoliveri5796 Жыл бұрын

If you turn on subtitles you can see what he’s saying during the outro

@PAIDinBLOOD118 3 жыл бұрын

The poop golf doesn’t show anyone that misses. When you miss and it goes out of reach do you get up to get it?

@awesomecoolness8926 3 жыл бұрын

Feet

@JeoPumpkin 3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomecoolness8926 you are sitting. Presumably

@awesomecoolness8926 3 жыл бұрын

@@JeoPumpkin Y E S

@say_woo 2 жыл бұрын

@@NoMercyRC but you're shitting

@TheJohn327 2 жыл бұрын

@@say_woo still

@heyitsmejm4792 3 жыл бұрын

home owner: *flashes strobe light onto a burglar* burglar: "hey, i can do that too!" *fires gun in full auto*

@joshuafallgren8498 3 жыл бұрын

Merida fuck yeah

@asunflower7993 3 жыл бұрын

Yea

@mexicanhelljumper8614 3 жыл бұрын

No FuLl AuTo In BuIlDiNg

@ramen2716 3 жыл бұрын

@@mexicanhelljumper8614 dang it, u said it before me😔

@adityarasendriya5138 3 жыл бұрын

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@B0ganP0tat0 9 ай бұрын

7:46 Well. You gotta now.

@Kristianalexis1 6 ай бұрын

The “dance like a maniac” comment still gets me 😂 Also, I guarantee that they said to walk down the stairs so they won’t get sued if anyone gets hurt. But if you’re going downstairs, it’s a no brainer.

@QuanTaps 3 жыл бұрын

i used to have that bird house. no birds moved in but i got a great view of a wasp nest

@rootsmudge5746 3 жыл бұрын

Our wasps set up shop in our storm windows

@madisenkornele3227 3 жыл бұрын

Thats kinda cool tho

@aurorasore 3 жыл бұрын

SAME

@silentkillerx3437 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@coffee_joy111 3 жыл бұрын

@@rootsmudge5746 That just sounds awful to get rid of

@user-ul4ml1vv1h 4 жыл бұрын

Your being robbed what do you do 1.scream for help 2.give him money 3. *divorce*

@LuteLovezWolvez 4 жыл бұрын

*THICC CHUNGUS!*

@stinkiest 4 жыл бұрын

4. kiss his face 5. slap him

@sara_thegrape 4 жыл бұрын

6. Pee in their mouth

@lafayette6266 4 жыл бұрын

Put a flashlight in their face! :D

@kat._com 4 жыл бұрын

6 pee in their mouth

@kammothy542 Жыл бұрын

I actually had one of those birdhouses! We never got any birds but some wasps took a liking to it! :D It was reaaal fun getting that thing off the window..

@Galeo_ Жыл бұрын

*Pulls out flash light* Robber: HA that won’t work on me. *starts screaming* Robber: AAAAAAAAAH

@alexandrabozoova3357 5 жыл бұрын

Smooth plastic? Uhh yea, I sure hope it is...

@ImBored-gc8yf 5 жыл бұрын

ROAD WORK AHEAD UH YEAH I SURE HOPE IT DOES

@shibainu9043 5 жыл бұрын

wrong channel

@arpodyssey7913 5 жыл бұрын

Oh, how I miss Vine

@28stabwounds90 5 жыл бұрын

wrong channel

@wispy4550 5 жыл бұрын

road work ahead, uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

@7andahalf 4 жыл бұрын

I had a MySpy Birdhouse, birds only landed on the stick thing, then left, and that was as close to learning bird secrets as I got. Guess I'll have to go spy on lizards to prove my theory

@hannahparry5836 4 жыл бұрын

I also have it and it fell off my window

@youdroppedsomething4334 4 жыл бұрын

No wonder the bird didn’t go inside, it ain’t about to sit there while you stare at it lol

@adrienneczerni6516 4 жыл бұрын

As an ornithologist, yeah it doesn't work. I currently have a regular birdhouse full of nesting chickadees, but I haven't stuck my face in it

@tsunamianakin9649 4 жыл бұрын

My cousins had one and wasps made a nest lol

@avirosenberg8046 3 жыл бұрын

Birds are government spies they were exterminated in the 1960s and replaced with robots. They go inside bird houses to recharge.

@RealizeTheRealLife 10 ай бұрын

expecting you to dance like a manic in these. just watched the video and now that you are being a dad, I had to comment. Have with your fun slides! and congrats danny & laura 🎉

@Elfieee13 2 жыл бұрын

14:04 omg we literally watched this one in class

@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын

Marketing 1Ø1: what not to do ...I hope! Adult-baby bibs at their best LOL

@natalieo.6874 4 жыл бұрын

These are some of the most 2000’s commercials I’ve ever seen.

@GachagachaES 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe even 1900's

@olive3363 4 жыл бұрын

john anderson it’s sad but true

@Robin-lp6lx 4 жыл бұрын

Maybe even 10s

@rosemurray857 3 жыл бұрын

“Everybody has skin” *I can change that.*

@hannahtherat7923 3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁 ➖👄➖ 👁👄👁

@brrmbrrmm 3 жыл бұрын

"Everybody has skin" Skeletons:

@imzipperoni 3 жыл бұрын

No thankyou

@gumi1098 3 жыл бұрын

Need some help? Let’s start with that jerk jimmy who stole my chocolate milk last Saturday.

@kloee7254 3 жыл бұрын

No please -

@talon5797 5 ай бұрын

Danny now buying this because he’s a dad

@thecrepeofdeath 2 жыл бұрын

I low-key love the funslide ad. it's so 90s! the birdhouse might seem like a good idea until you see a bird family build their nest, lay eggs, hatch them, and get eaten by a snake. I think my grandma is still traumatized ps, flashing lights warning would be appreciated

@genericchannelname7000 3 жыл бұрын

“Has this ever happened to you?” *proceeds to dump entire cup of coffee on self*

@beccacatherine1143 3 жыл бұрын

*carefully removes lid* *sloooowly tips coffee cup upside down* "oh no. i seem to have accidentally spilled my coffee on my body" :(

@beccacatherine1143 3 жыл бұрын

@Keiji Akaashi a b s o l u t e l y n o t

@hardmask4685 3 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAA, FUCK

@prig1557 2 жыл бұрын

What is with wanting adults to use bibs

@prig1557 2 жыл бұрын

5th reply and 555 likes and 555 divided by 5 is 111

@mrbirbo7137 4 жыл бұрын

Kid: daddy, can we have outr fun slides back dad: SHUT UP IM DOING A TRICK

@metamemez 4 жыл бұрын

Mom: JASON YOUR SON NEEDS HIS WEIRD SANDLE THINGYS

@spongebobfunnyy 3 жыл бұрын

Jolyon OOGA BOOGA

@derinwithaq5811 3 жыл бұрын

@Meta Memez dad: but I’m almost a pro now!

@alayna5077 5 ай бұрын

"if i was a dad"... 5 years later

@Ruzgar_K 5 ай бұрын

If the robber has epilepsy then the taclight might work

@kazookreations3161 5 жыл бұрын

CAN YOUR FLASHLIGHT DO THIS??? Only $399.99

@Gayjesus77 5 жыл бұрын

Seller: CAN YOUR FLASH LIGHT DO THIS Buyer: what is it Seller: *waste your money*

@kulubatala9703 5 жыл бұрын

Why buy a flashlight for $8-10 when u can get the exact SAME tHiNg for the LOW LOW PRICE OF $400 (save 1 cent) * smiles at camera with thumbs up *

@Fallout2pc 5 жыл бұрын

Memes

@CruiserDynasty 5 жыл бұрын

@@kulubatala9703 unless you dont work and you take other peoples money for doing nothing you shouldn't complain about a good product thats only 400$, next youll say a 500$ crap tv is more worth it then a 3000$ good tv

@sallty-4baggins609 5 жыл бұрын

Meme review

@graceburton7473 4 жыл бұрын

old man shines strobe light: people with epilepsy watching the commercial: *has seizure*

@raegan06 4 жыл бұрын

Grace Burton HAHA underrated comment!!!!

@ginabell694 4 жыл бұрын

I don't have epilepsy but that sort of thing gives me a headache. B4 we cancelled our cable that commercial came on all the freaking time. I hated it.

@ahu9150 4 жыл бұрын

@@ginabell694 same here. It hurts my eyes.

@SheepUndefined 4 жыл бұрын

Actually remember my mom hating that commercial for that reason. She'd always start swearing when it came on that whoever made the commercial was a fucking asshole.

@vinnienewmaker7624 4 жыл бұрын

*they're G R O O V I N*

@nicor3612 Жыл бұрын

NOWHERE TO RUN! is the most ominous start to a commercial i've ever heard

@koiran_liha Жыл бұрын

oh my god my grandma once bought the potty putter for my dad because he never put anything on his wishlist. i think it’s still sitting in the basement unopened. this was like 7 years ago.