I was waiting for this for so long, I love r/choosingbeggers it always make me feel better about myself
@EmKay2 жыл бұрын
Get pinned, feel even better
@e0n1sc00l2 жыл бұрын
you got pinned gg
@Indiegamelover12 жыл бұрын
Nice you got pinned
@dxvina6112 жыл бұрын
yooo bro got pinned
@idigu15682 жыл бұрын
Same
@DreamyFlowerz2 жыл бұрын
"$20 for a colored fullbody is too expensive" wait until he finds out there's artists who charge *hundreds* for the same thing, this artist is under pricing their work
@CrispyLilGuy2 жыл бұрын
I know right? I saw that price and was like DANG I'LL TAKE THREE
@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere75262 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't know what skill level that artist has, but $20 for a full body is cheap as hell
@babyyodaguy13782 жыл бұрын
lol, idrc anymore, i swear some of yall got crushes on me tho, but still im sorry for what i said, i said not so nice things and was stupid. And thanks to everyone who actually stopped replying.
@DreamyFlowerz2 жыл бұрын
@@babyyodaguy1378 That's one way to say "I don't know how commission prices work", some of my favorite artists will charge around $150 for "just a drawing of a human". It's not too expensive, it takes hours to do and artists need to pay their bills.
@babyyodaguy13782 жыл бұрын
@@DreamyFlowerzi used to be a jerk lmao
@shadowwolf_ops2018 Жыл бұрын
If I have a friend doing a commission for me, they always tell me "oh it's free for friends" I force them to take my money at commission price because THEY DESERVE IT
@kingblanketfort Жыл бұрын
I used to take coms and I still will from tie to time or if I need the extra cash, but there is one person that I never charge for my artwork and it's bc I like doing work for them. They're also my best friend.
@Ssally_Sskellington Жыл бұрын
@@kingblanketfort pls tell me how you get offers TvT I try my hardest and do as much advertising as I can and yet somehow the only audience who sees my work are these Karen’s
@KyndalTheMeister Жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@ryleighmiller900 Жыл бұрын
@@Ssally_Sskellingtondarn wish you the best with the Karen’s
@mochitheangelderg98959 ай бұрын
If I make artwork for my friends just because I feel like it sometimes I end up with money in my paypal and I'm always like TAKE IT BACK
@TayTayTheShapeless2 жыл бұрын
The promise ring story pissed me off. "Only 70$!!!!" I was engaged to with a 30 dollar ring. 30 bucks. Engagement not promise, but you know what? I was fuckin ecstatic because it was my favorite stone (Lapiz Lazuli,) it fit perfectly despite not knowing my ring size, it was in a style that I absolutely adored and everyone and their mother thought the ring was gorgeous. The amount of confidence boosting compliments that I got felt incredible and I felt like..while it wasnt very expensive and he admitted that, the ring represented who i was as a person and I adored the amount of effort he put into getting it just right despite not having a lot of money to spend on it. Some people will never be grateful for anything, and it shows.
@gadgetsage Жыл бұрын
Mine is opal, for reasons; they're cheaper than diamonds, look better, I don't like diamonds, diamonds SHOULD COST about $20 a carat without monopoly and marketing and the misery of the diamond industry. Wife's was diamond until she lost it, now it's cz and no one knows.
@serbiansleeperagent Жыл бұрын
@@gadgetsage yup, gold is actually rarer than diamonds because it is theorized that gold came from outer space via space debris and asteroids, which explains why we only find it near surface layers. Diamonds are a naturally occurring variation of carbon which is so abundant that all life on earth is carbon based. You can thank the De Beers for having a grip on the nutsack of the diamond market. EDIT: In addition, diamond prices really demonstrate how most people base value on the material itself rather than the value of how its formed or harvested.
@masterblaster2678 Жыл бұрын
I mean yeah, diamonds look cool, but to be honest I don't mind the pricing of the gem as long as it looks pretty. Cheaper doesn't always mean worse.
@xenon_l_mckeeth Жыл бұрын
My first gift from my step-mother was a 25 cent bubble machine ring. That thing was a treasure and I loved it.
@ghostgirl63036 ай бұрын
For real! Like to me a $70 is way more than I’d expect someone to spend on a ring for me, I’d take a $10 Walmart ring just fine and be happy with it
@jonathanheim5842 Жыл бұрын
Whoever that is who's charging 20 for commissions needs a shout out and higher prices. What a legend
@KeaveMind Жыл бұрын
It's what you start with really! In the beginning you're a slave. As soon as your art gets more and more known and desirable you can raise em
@RUBBERDUCKSSSSS Жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@bagofmoss4710 Жыл бұрын
I start out my commissions at 20 being the highest. My art isn’t bad but I’m kinda just dipping my foot in the commission business. It’s sweet that you say that though❤️
@liengandriod55 Жыл бұрын
@@RUBBERDUCKSSSSS 29:26
@funbricks1 Жыл бұрын
i do commissions for free
@Dailyfiver2 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind that people can’t pay $5-$20 and spend their time trying to beg for it.
@paulac.munoztorres2 жыл бұрын
And if they really need to be haggling with that little money, they’d have more important things to spend it too.
@youtubeperson2802 Жыл бұрын
Fr with that time they could get a job and pay it themselves
@TheFrozenBoiTF2 Жыл бұрын
@@youtubeperson2802 getting a job can be hard, though. But, I agree.
@Broskisunited Жыл бұрын
Yeah like $5 dollars is to much? Do these people rely on the dollar store for food and drinks?
@MxMoondoggie Жыл бұрын
They can, they just don't want to.
@brvis3dr0s39 Жыл бұрын
Being nice is more likely to get you free/cheaper things. There was a thrift store near me and the guy who owned it and worked there had it open one day while I was hanging out by myself in town. I walked in and it was *trashed.* I helped the guy out with going through about half the building and talked with him a lot. Found out that he had been in the hospital and the 'friends' he asked to work at and man the store while he was in the hospital didn't really care and they trashed the place. They had apparently refused to help him out as well, and I was happy to hear he had dropped them as friends. After awhile, he had asked me if anything caught my eye and I had mentioned liking the fur hats he had (I thought they were faux/fake fur tbh, I hadn't touched them or gotten super close. They were real fur though, which maybe I should have realized with how nice they were.) He went over and grabbed the softest looking one and brought it over to me and asked how much I would be willing to pay for it. I said something like $10 and he told me it was free and gave it to me. I helped him close up the store and I haven't seen him since. The store hasn't been open anytime I've been in town again. The price tag on the hat said $36 and I still have it. It really is the softest fur thing I own and it's still my favourite fur I own :D!
@doomboy6969 Жыл бұрын
w human
@snakyYT Жыл бұрын
I do have a faux fured trapper hat and it is super warm. But having a real fur trapper hat sound fricking amazing
@josephmszanski33552 ай бұрын
Some friends don’t care, that’s why you need people you have trusted for a long time. (I would’ve said years but idk how long he’s known u)
@user-sx1fg7lc3c Жыл бұрын
That "....3 weeks" at the end made me so incredibly happy. That person is my hero.
@paulwilkinson29993 ай бұрын
I was expecting 14 days
@amarutheone2 жыл бұрын
you know why i truly love this channel? its because the people saying the memes are not bloody npcs and have emotion and actually react and tbh i really like how you guys work together this is a great channel, best of luck!!
@arkadiosvotessocialist84362 жыл бұрын
Calling people NPCs is such an NPC move
@kawansiesquad6659 Жыл бұрын
Like soothouse!
@inihilisme1511 Жыл бұрын
@@arkadiosvotessocialist8436 Doesn't that make you an NPC since you're saying it's a "NPC move" meaning that's a move made by an NPC ?
@Shrek_Almighty Жыл бұрын
@@arkadiosvotessocialist8436but your calling them an NPC which means you are an NPC?
@blackvoid1680 Жыл бұрын
@@Shrek_Almightybut you're doing the same thing which means you're also an NPC
@vaat2 жыл бұрын
I really liked when they said that a full body colored artwork for 20$ is way too much. Most of the time thats not even half of what most artists ask for.
@DangService2 жыл бұрын
Yeah man I was surprised when the cb wasn’t haggling down to 20
@thecovensagainstthethronea44302 жыл бұрын
I died inside when they said that 💀💀💀
@cuteeater69832 жыл бұрын
For sure, most artists would ask $20 for a line art or flat.
@BlindSpectet2 жыл бұрын
yea usually it's like 50-80
@KeaveMind Жыл бұрын
When you're a beginner you basically give out art for free. Some people are used to artists ot seeing their self worth and think that its normal to sell art cheap
@jonnodonnobonno2 жыл бұрын
As a video editor, i deal with A LOT of exposure parasites, i get to many people saying "i could just by the software and do it myself" not realizing that that you cant BUY skill.
@Pihsrosnec Жыл бұрын
Or time for that matter. I could probably edit a video but I'd take 10x longer than someone who actually knows what they're doing
@Gatrehs Жыл бұрын
Honestly I may have found a solution to shut up exposure parasites. Contracts that stipulate they pay double if you don't get any monetary benefit from their "exposure", Can be enforced with promo codes to know where they came from.
@Idk-do5hr2 жыл бұрын
I love the “we need a slave to help us fight slavery”
@ShadowsReal2 жыл бұрын
a weird thing i notice is that damien seems to read longer stories, robin reads the short funny snipets, and slazo does them both combined
@gav33172 жыл бұрын
Nnuki no out union hinny
@gav33172 жыл бұрын
J ni need jnunnn no nunnuju
@unrecovered Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@Localfatass Жыл бұрын
Slazo Damian + robin confirmed!1!1!
@capthavic2 жыл бұрын
It's never ceases to amaze the sheer amount of entitlement matched only by the lack of shame/self-awareness in some people.
@witchcraftanditsconsequenc42802 жыл бұрын
That's true, but grammar police here
@denverarnold6210 Жыл бұрын
@@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280 quick! Hide all the synonym buns!
@thisisntanoption702 Жыл бұрын
I moved to California about a year ago, and that's all I run into here, narcissism and entitlement. I can stand it.
@noonelooksatusers Жыл бұрын
true
@ImmortalKat4ever2 жыл бұрын
The seatbelt story nearly killed me when I found out the sons were in their twenties and not shitty preteens.
@elitemaster6667 ай бұрын
This right here, story legit made me anxious, holy crap.
Ай бұрын
I thought they were six (or somewhere around).
@jesussaucedo81332 жыл бұрын
Just as a rule of thumb for EVERYONE not just choosing beggars, NOONE will pay for you if you're tagging along, you're expected to because YOU are the one that wants to come along, nobody likes moochy friends. Also, the seller does NOT come to you, the buyer, unless you've spoken about and agreed on that already, this usually involves paying more to make it worth their while.
@LostAllEmotion2 жыл бұрын
0:51 good thing the child's age is so perfectly censored! I cannot tell he is eleven.
@thejokeexplainer28002 жыл бұрын
And how I cannot tell that his name is Jeffrey
@sawyermorrow87192 жыл бұрын
r/crappydesign
@LostAllEmotion2 жыл бұрын
@@thejokeexplainer2800 Of course! He could be of any name and any age and I would have no idea.
@YxVideos2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@LostAllEmotion2 жыл бұрын
@@YxVideos hes 11
@bradathebread2 жыл бұрын
I love how i was already watching r/Choosingbeggars vids and now this pops up lmao
@doomedtoobscurity39652 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@jacksonhiler34462 жыл бұрын
sometimes the youtube algorithm is either trash and cursed or literal god
@maggiekangas76112 жыл бұрын
L
@maggiekangas76112 жыл бұрын
Yea
@maggiekangas76112 жыл бұрын
Yea
@angrynoodletwentyfive646310 ай бұрын
I can understand shooting your shot asking for something for free when you are in a tight situation but then actually getting mad when you don't get it is insane.
@Ender1232_ Жыл бұрын
21:50 the censored part is reach around for those wondering
@theunknownyoutuber8418 Жыл бұрын
Yeah i dont get how he didnt know that
@kingblanketfort Жыл бұрын
@@theunknownyoutuber8418 Same, I actually paused the video and put my head in my hands and went, "how old is this guy?" lol
@ScarletSaysBaba Жыл бұрын
@@kingblanketforti never heard that, and was confused about this very part for a long time until i realized "i don't need to scroll! Timed comments exist" and filtered by Timed, and only today i learned
@dohc16vturbo4g633 ай бұрын
Took the words out of my mouth
@bogib81132 жыл бұрын
I went to Starbucks once and tried their cold brew. Hated it and said can I change this to an ice coffee I’ll pay for it. They were like nah don’t worry. Thats how you get stuff for free. You offer intending to pay and you’ll be surprised and if you’re sincere about it not just demanding and mean.
@lizzalkula3762 жыл бұрын
exactly. or you make a repoire with the people there. I was talking to a man at a thrift store once just chatting around and talking about knives and the area we were in. Finally I decided to buy one of the little knives - it wasn't expensive like 3 dollars and the guy just waved his hand at me 'keep it' I blinked. 'Are you sure?' "yep. it's been nice talking' can't tell you the amount of time a server or someone at a restaurant or somewhere would help to get a cheaper price on something or give me something a little extra or better. Got two different free *large pieces* of cake from one restaurant because the owner has come into my store for *years* and knows me. [I didn't even really want them lol I was trying to watch my diet at the time but I couldn't refuse lol].
@redstonehero79442 жыл бұрын
Another way is to simply be a regular. If you regularly go to their business and know the staff well, they might offer you discounts that aren’t normally there and are usually more lenient with their prices.
@bogib81132 жыл бұрын
@@redstonehero7944 that’s true. Going back over and over after a while if the person is a good person they’ll say this one’s on me. Or if you’re lucky and good looking haha not me you’ll get something free almost every time. Let’s face that fact if you’re a good looking person especially woman you’ll get a lot of things free definitely drinks if you do haha.
@carlrevans2 жыл бұрын
So I found something at a Target once that was marked for clearance, but no price. It was kind of a gag item, so not really important. At checkout, it wouldn't ring up at all. I had been talking with the checkout girl about random shit, and when this item wouldn't cooperate she looks at me and asks, "So, what would you pay for this?" I said "I don't know. $5?" She punches it in for $2 and puts it in my bag. Don't argue with people or haggle. Just be nice. I have known people who would have actually said TO A TARGET CASHIER that the item should be free if it wouldn't ring up. No Karen. That is not how it works.
@ryndor28992 жыл бұрын
@@lizzalkula376 Was working at a Subway and I had been having a rough day so I chose a way to make it better. Every one who was kind and fun to serve, I found a way to give a discount (as in, they talked to me and didn't give off bad vibes).
@KensNotReal2 жыл бұрын
As awful as the story about the person looking for a free wedding photographer is, the person that agreed to do it for free is even worse. They made it clear they put no value on the time, effort, skill, or talent of the professional taking the photos, they defended their entitled position and called the people trying to help her understand rude. She's clearly an entitled monster. But what's worse than that is the enabler who taught her that her actions were acceptable and made sure she would NEVER learn her lesson. That's why we have such a ChoosingBeggar problem, because people enable them, reward them, or give into their tantrums. You have no one to blame but yourself if you choose to do that. And you're not only hurting yourself and hindering the growth of these stunted babies, you're hurting everyone around them who has to suffer because they choose to enable them.
@BlueScarFire2 жыл бұрын
How long did you spend typing this out? No I'm serious I really want to know how long you took writing this out
@KensNotReal2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueScarFire Less than 1minute? A couple seconds? It's not very long....
@door_30 Жыл бұрын
@@KensNotReal to some people it's pretty long for a yt comment but a few seconds?! My typing is insanely slow ig 💀
@justanotheryoutubechannel Жыл бұрын
I hope no one seriously would accept that because it’s such a terrible choice but it’s their own loss if they’re stupid enough to take it. I’d only accept it if I was gonna eat free food at the wedding, possibly steal some small stuff, and do the shittest job ever just to screw them over.
@skunksnot Жыл бұрын
@@KensNotReal bro bet all you could hear from behind the door was *shshshshshshshshshshshhshshhshshhshshshshshshshshshhh*
@EelGood Жыл бұрын
9:36 super proud of the student for standing up for themselves and making it known that they weren't dealing with that crap. that can take a lot
@Mumther_Flame Жыл бұрын
I remember getting hounded for a lower price on my art. I don't charge money, because I don't have a banking account set up yet (as I'm a teenager) to even receive money. I said this multiple times before they got the message. I spent a good three hours on a completely shaded pfp of their character (which had a fairly complex design) for their account, and when they posted it, they clowned and criticized my FREE artwork that I put a lot lf time into. They complained that the lighting wasn't like a friend of mine's, that my proportions were off (a part of my style, which they were aware of as they sent me a piece of mine to reference for a clothing piece they wanted their character to wear), and just straight up were being extremely rude. They then went to one of my friends and hounded them for free artwork, saying that since I draw for free and did such a bad job, that they should refund it. My friend is much more lucky than me and had her parents set up a bank account for her, so she charges money (a redo of MY piece would've costed CB around $35). After not getting their way, CB started harassing us both. And then we mass reported them and all their stuff was taken down. Happily ever after ^^ (This was on Quotev, where the moderation is actually good,)
@tess85412 жыл бұрын
Its odd how with the chosing beggars around art the prices are actually pretty low.. 20$ for a full body coloured is cheap. My most expensive art piece I bought was around 400$ for a bust up xD then again that was at an auction and included the rights to make her a character. Least expensive like 5$ for a chibi sketch.
@crimaart2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how I found you here Tessi by randonly scrolling through comments and chuckled cause am guessing the auction bust is.. Marilyn? 👀❤
@Kayotime just get an opinion from friends or just price them on how much time they take you
@tess8541 Жыл бұрын
@Kayotime at the start I believe its usually whatever you're comfortable with, seeing you're starting off it can be harsh to put a high price to an art piece and have it sell good or have yourself be mentally okay with that. @Crima art (my dear friend) has been around for so long and built such a community that if she didn't put limits on her auctions it would've gone way higher howev that may not be what someone wants. So honestly pricing is something that's completely up to you and ofcourse whatever work you put into your art. Think it through, speak to people about it and grow from it. The choice you make now for that doesn't need to be permanent and can be changed at any time... (just keep in mind that when someone has paid... that's not the time to change things as thatd be scamming)
@dr.temperancebrennan Жыл бұрын
What’s stopping someone from just stealing your $400 character and making it their own? It’s not like you have any legal recourse.
@leorafilms.2 жыл бұрын
jesus christ, the one about the server and PC literally would've made me cry. $4000. Plus he said he bought it when he was only 17? I feel so bad for him oh my god
@DukeDiminish2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this is fact, but I heard he updated the post. Apparently he was able to replace what was lost.
@leorafilms.2 жыл бұрын
@@DukeDiminish that's good at least
@gukeoke6312 Жыл бұрын
That goddamn kid deserves a good spanking, i'm so mad he didn't suffer the consequences for breaking something worth 4 THOUSAND DOLLARS
@FrozenSolid90 Жыл бұрын
If I was selling something, I would definitely list it as "Price not negotiable", and if someone tried to haggle I would just raise the price and only respond with the raised prices.
@arilexi2 жыл бұрын
the CB story with that lady and the television made me feel that sense of pride when she started to yell at the guy and just returned with a smile
@OrontesRM2 жыл бұрын
re: the man working on christmas day, lots of people are confused on how many times they get a change of towels, but...in that case, given that they had a laundry he could've answered: "if you don't want tot do laundry on holiday, don't rent in a condo, get a hotel room, so you finally learn the difference!"
@Scarlett.Granger2 жыл бұрын
1 hour 9 minutes of "I would literally die of shame" while nearly dying of second hand embarrassment, yay😂
@bluealien-mae Жыл бұрын
As someone who volunteered at a food bank, the CB being mad there wasn't juice is a rare type of person. Most people are super kind and genuinely some of the best people i've met. So don't think everyone is like them. Also, they get a gallon or more every week thats supposed to last them a week or 2, so they probably already had juice.
@franciosdauteuil4626 Жыл бұрын
As someone who grew up often having to rely on the foodbank and going with my mother to get food I agree about 90% of people being appreciative and not being choosy beggars but every single visit without fail there were ALWAYS at least 1-3 families that would cause huge scenes or yell and scream at workers demanding dam near everything that was available despite the rules about certain amount of proteins certain amount of grains like bread or rice etc. Most of the time this was families wearing expensive clothing and with new watches and phones. The amount of entitled beggars that waste all their money spoiling themselves on luxuries instead of buying food and then act like some hotshot that is owed the world at a foodbank was the definition of idiotic.
@climatectrl3350 Жыл бұрын
"Anyone that refused to work Christmas was fired" They're actually doing you a favor because you shouldn't work for a company that heartless.
@katherinehalling66302 жыл бұрын
I'd balk at the Tiffany ring too.. that's a ton for someone to spend on me, and I'd feel bad they did that for me and absolutely cherish it.
@sadmac3562 жыл бұрын
_same_ though. Like, you didn't have to do that
@someguy3611 Жыл бұрын
yeah I'd probably but another promise ring for him too or do a bunch of nice things for him to make up for it
@rockingamingwiththesahit2145 Жыл бұрын
As somebody who does do these things, it’s precisely because of these reactions. When people say “Aww, you didn’t have to do that for me!”, that’s why I do them. I’m bored, and giving someone a bit of joy in their lives isn’t going to hurt, is it? It’s usually not that much anyway, and the prime function of that is to make sure you remember them. People usually hang on to the bad memories, wishing for something else. If you provoke negative reactions, like guilt, people will hang on to those memories longer, and thus, remember me for longer.
@10Gpixels2 жыл бұрын
It's been so long that hearing Slazo's voice caught me off guard
@meganmarts57692 жыл бұрын
Me too! It took me a second. He did start the emkay channel if I remember correctly
@10Gpixels2 жыл бұрын
That is correct. I think he just stepped down from the public for a bit after the controversy a year back or so.
@meganmarts57692 жыл бұрын
@@10Gpixels I remember the big controversy 😬 I used to watch Slazo all the time! And sorrow TV and soothouse. Those were the days
@danieldees96862 жыл бұрын
@@meganmarts5769 same same I miss Sorrow
@captain_rex_yt4490 Жыл бұрын
@@meganmarts5769 what was the controversy?
@supergoober10212 жыл бұрын
I was selling a brand new $60 mixer for $20. One person claimed they only had $10. If all she had was $10, what was she needing a mixer for? Free flour, sugar, milk and butter?
@Man-eater02 жыл бұрын
I love watching to emkay while writing/drawing. Its so intresting, and different because there are humans voicing them, that give funny comments, not just a bland robot voice. Good job emkay, you get a gold star. ⭐
@xenon_l_mckeeth Жыл бұрын
I often watch EmKay while I'm crocheting =]
@justagrunt4748 Жыл бұрын
@@xenon_l_mckeeth hold up-
@Brazz272 жыл бұрын
Tbh, I dont really know and cant explain why I love these r/choosingbeggars so much, but I just cant stop watching (reading) them and I always want more
@zestynathanielbcousin90152 жыл бұрын
Prolly because we are more grateful compared to them and its funny how they throw tantrums
@benderandownz2 жыл бұрын
@@zestynathanielbcousin9015 it probably makes us feel better about our selves too when we accidently inconvenience someone doing a job 😂
@xenon_l_mckeeth Жыл бұрын
Agreed. But the fact remains I eventually have to take a break from these. These selfish people stories can give me headaches sometimes.
@eitrtine34482 жыл бұрын
Pff sounds like what my sister pulled with my grandma, asked her to pay for her college courses, grandma bought her the books she needed, rooming at an apartment, food tickets, transportation, everything for like four or five years of college, and then, when a Che k bounced and got sent to my sister instead of my grandma, she went and wasted it on partying and eating out with her friends My grandma was soooo passed, like angry enough to remove her from the will sort of passed. I'm glad though, it taught my sister some humility, she's never asked our grandma for money again.
@OtterMunchy Жыл бұрын
(34:43) I LOVE the way Damien always pronounces “available” as “a-vail-y’able”…it makes me smile EVERY time. I always wonder what regional accent underlies the “New England City” accent he primarily uses.
@PlasmicSteve Жыл бұрын
What's to love about someone stubbornly refusing to correct their pronunciation?
@kingblanketfort Жыл бұрын
@@PlasmicSteve What gets me is they read for a living, and don't know certain phrases or words.
@PlasmicSteve Жыл бұрын
@@kingblanketfort Once it's pointed out to you and you still do it, it's a choice you've made, to be wrong repeatedly. And that's hard for me to understand.
@_.-Skitterbug-._ Жыл бұрын
4:37 Little reminder that the blue text bubble means that OP sent those messages
@thetoughunicorn16797 ай бұрын
Thank you!! Finally someone noticed!!!
@closetgamer83152 жыл бұрын
The carpet one seems bad, but frankly, that's how I got this BEAUTIFUL faux hardwood flooring through almost my whole little house. Almost $800 worth of flooring for only $150.
@oneup117gaming42 жыл бұрын
you must be a mastermind at negotiation
@agentpuggles57042 жыл бұрын
Wood flooring I understand a lot of people reuse old wood. Carpets though...
@heavenlydusk2 жыл бұрын
Faux aaahhh I love them.
@CWINDOWSsystem329 ай бұрын
Laminate flooring is easy to pull up and reuse though. Used carpet is essentially worthless.
@tophat28972 жыл бұрын
0:32 you can clearly see that the kid is eleven years old, horrible censoring lmao
@muhammadzhahrul032 жыл бұрын
You can even tell his name is Jeffrey by thinking about it
@justanotheryoutubechannel2 жыл бұрын
Blame the Redditor, not EmKay.
@tomansager1 Жыл бұрын
@@muhammadzhahrul03 Jeffry
@itsdynamics77232 жыл бұрын
the story of the guy whos cousin was asking for a free "pc" made me so mad i literally wanted to scream. i am not even kidding. the fact that the kid even tried to steal it just makes it even worse. i just built a pc myself so i can fully understand the anger the dude must have had. if my family tried to steal my pc and ended up breaking it i would literally SUE.
@Ramsey276one Жыл бұрын
Fully agree!
@babajigaming3933 Жыл бұрын
They should have paid for the parts to repair! Though im not techy, i bet that cost a lot. That kid is so dam spoiled its insane! Bet even a kid could parent him better than that aunt.
@shins.u11 ай бұрын
dude that “I wish I had one” shit kids do pisses me off so much.
@heidokij8 ай бұрын
@@shins.u fr like what do you want me to say?? “oh okay, here take mine.” like damn that sucks for you???
@BloodyBay2 жыл бұрын
21:43 Yeah, I don't agree with that censorship myself. They're just censoring "reach around," which is where you're behind someone (like with massage or butt seks) and you _reach around_ their body with your hands to kerfluffle their naughty bits. The censorship's not about the words themselves so much as the deed which they represent. 🤔
@GrifoStelle2 жыл бұрын
the skate board one is a whole saga, it's amazing. Edit. The ending is cut. If you have time and ability see it from begining to end. It ends in pure glory, I wish I could remember where I saw the story.
@heavenlydusk2 жыл бұрын
Giofilms maybe?
@auqustfire2 жыл бұрын
That one confused me. $40 is a good deal on a skateboard. My sister bought her boyfriend one that was just the board (you had to buy the wheels and stuff separate) for around $100.
@PliskinYT Жыл бұрын
2:30 I love how they admit in writing they're going to commit wire fraud just to be petty
@scorpion30422 жыл бұрын
I love r/choosingbeggers, it entertains me so much and teaches me about the types of people I meet while taking commissions
@darksu6947 Жыл бұрын
Are you THE Scorpion from Mortal Kombat? I'm a big fan of your work! You were always my favorite! I always enjoyed the "Get over here" you would say right before you impaled people with your Kunai rope dart and pulled them towards you for a massive uppercut. Thanks for all the years of butt-kicking. Tell Sub-Zero I think he's a little bitch. Have a nice day Mr. Scorpion 🦂
@FirestarWarriorCats126 күн бұрын
@@darksu6947 uhhh what
@darksu694725 күн бұрын
@@FirestarWarriorCats1 The original commenter is named Scorpion. Obviously, he's the dude from Mortal Kombat 🙄
@v3ncecuh525 Жыл бұрын
1:00:02 They have a kid that is six years old, they are 21… they had their first kid at 15
@OneOfLeftysBrothers2 жыл бұрын
Ah my favorite subreddit for 1 hour, heaven on earth
@thisisntanoption702 Жыл бұрын
The worst is when they say, "I do the same job you're charging for too!" If that's true, then do it yourself. I do HVAC work, and all the family friends of friends that try to get me to repair their air conditioner for 20 dollars is insane. They act like im so lucky to get this offer, not like I work 60-70 hours a week at a reasonable rate.
@dragontwo2935 Жыл бұрын
He quoted the joker because it's so true "If your good at something never do it for free." -The Joker
@MineCraftModsFinder2 жыл бұрын
can we just talk about how cheap $20 is for a full body colored art piece?!
@jan-Pala11 ай бұрын
41:51 one of the best Robin moments ever
@YellowFaceINC4 ай бұрын
This guy is like a better, less cringe, male sssniperwolf lmao
@Spixxe2 жыл бұрын
I love how for the second post it was obvious that the kids name was Jeffrey and that he was eleven
@texas9871 Жыл бұрын
18:00 this one pissed me off so bad dude. People would break their backs working in order to try and get paid 24hr and this lady just got and offer basically handed out to her. There's no way😂
@FiL_02 жыл бұрын
Looks like we got a huuuuuuuge amount of entitlement on the radar
@hyperkotton2 жыл бұрын
honestly this subreddit just absolutely infuriates me. but I keep watching it. 🙂
@kitcat_the_kato639525 күн бұрын
48:32 LMAO that was so genuine 😭😭😭 “b shut up you play the drums😤” ABSOLUTELY ROLLING
@bored8kgamer9602 жыл бұрын
you know robin is mad when his swear isn't censored
@OnLYJInX2 жыл бұрын
“That wraps up like a Disney movie” is the best thing I have ever heard to end a story 😀😀😎😱
@xeenoe2 жыл бұрын
okay but can we talk about how bad the censorship was on the second one? goddamn-
@Zinthax2 жыл бұрын
At 39:05 CB legit tried to sell a 15 year old television thinking that it didn't work, and he still tried to sell it. Like what did CB think the buyer was going to do with the monitor? Add it to his robust collection set of monitors?
@brendafelipi9745 Жыл бұрын
16:41 if you look at the right top corner you can see it's labeled as charity and voluntary work
@Pihsrosnec Жыл бұрын
fr, charities asking for volunteers aren't choosing beggars lol
@thatonechoirkid2 жыл бұрын
Is it just me who would *legit* kill for Robin’s voice? They have my favorite voice of almost anyone ever-
@sw1ngh2 жыл бұрын
Man it’s not just you
@avigibler7174 Жыл бұрын
I love how the guy asking for a free pc also includes a budget for whoever builds it for him
@cameronturner8087 Жыл бұрын
Thats scummy.
@Blake-ih5fc Жыл бұрын
I've now just watched r/CHOOSINGBEGGARS the movie and there is nothing in the world I would have rather been doing for that hour, thank you for your amazing content
@hippoking81112 жыл бұрын
32:07 that draft actually looks like a real logo to. for 10 cents that's a steal
@EnzoGabriel-bj2sp2 жыл бұрын
This subreddit is so entertaining. Thank y’all for this
@jarva17842 жыл бұрын
If I was a makeup artist I would take that one person’s offer and put clown make up on her
@skysetterbo2010 Жыл бұрын
If I was worth what my husband bought for me he’d apparently think I’m only worth a 1.50 beef jerky stick 🤣
@SkySkoshi2 жыл бұрын
25:52 it talks about shutting down a server at that very moment not another word is spoken my computer shuts down for an update. PERFECT TIMING LOL
@B.L.U.S9 ай бұрын
You can't just turn off an server because it's real- old windowns shutdown noise(I forgot the version)
@jonathanh.33902 жыл бұрын
I did a little math and for the post with the sister being in Dept and op giving them a decent job, there pay daily is 312.00 per day if the work 13 hours each day (if I'm right this is a full time job) and that will amount to 2184.00 each WEEK which is plenty to pay for rent and food with some money left with also flexible time from the job. . .
@humblenugget2 жыл бұрын
full time is 8 hours a day/ 40 hours a week, anything past that is paid 1.5x because it's overtime (she would probably only be allowed to work 8 a day). so it's less than your calculations but it's still an amazing job
@jonathanh.33902 жыл бұрын
@@humblenuggetI was off by a lot. . .
@jonathanh.3390 Жыл бұрын
Debt* (fixing my comment)
@jonathanh.3390 Жыл бұрын
Redid it: 24/h = 172 daily x 7 days = 1204 each week supposing that she work a full week
@lucianhufford55522 жыл бұрын
Man. I hate people that are like " You spend thousands of dollars on the camera equipment and I pay nothing. But, you get experience 🙂" or " WHY WOULD I PAY $10 FOR A STUPID PIECE OF ART THAT TOOK YOU HOURS OF TIME THAT YOU DON'T HAVE?!" It just angers me.
@michaelmorris1865 Жыл бұрын
It's irritating as a photographer, I'll offer pro bono work when I know the person can't afford a photographer and use adding the pictures to my profile...however I'll usually charge $9-10k CAD for a wedding and reception plus my editing time. If someone is particularly nasty or begging for free work I'll show them the door.
@Dovah_Slayer Жыл бұрын
That woman telling off that "give me 50 dollars for the old Tv" CB was a god damn champion
@Buzzzy-bee2 жыл бұрын
I love how Robin talks. It's just so satisfying 😌
@ver85922 жыл бұрын
0:55 "He won't be suing you, but we will"
@royallynick2 жыл бұрын
Robins sass @ 41:54 made my day
@thetrashking459 Жыл бұрын
"Damn that sucks. $500" cracked me up so hard
@calebkimmel3722 жыл бұрын
oh my gosh the literal beggar with the card swipe pad is hilarious i love that so much. dude deserves my respect.
@jarihoogendoorn58232 жыл бұрын
One time i had a nerf war in the comments of one of these
@Griffin050A1t2 жыл бұрын
pew-pew
@Person608712 жыл бұрын
R/nobodyasked
@samuelwhite70302 жыл бұрын
Nice
@m.kcharles29772 жыл бұрын
Pew-pew-pew
@Griffin050A1t2 жыл бұрын
@@Person60871 no, i asked
@Mr_Jort2 жыл бұрын
14:09 SLAAZZZOOOoooOOO! :D I haven't heard your voice in sooo long wtf! So glad to see you're still doing youtube :)
@Epiidevvy2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this one of their very first episodes where Slazo voiced the channel alone.
@auqustfire2 жыл бұрын
@@Epiidevvy I think he did earlier Emkay videos.
@Orc_2000 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure he still (at least, partially) runs the channel, he just doesn't do the voice overs anymore
@gizmantledd Жыл бұрын
The beggar with the keypad on the road was absolutely hilarious
@Aubrie_Luvly Жыл бұрын
the 20 dollar fullbody lineart is a steal, like some will charge 150 to 200 for a body lineart-
@TheRealTreener2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was cheap until r/choosingbeggars lol
@kyleexumsgrandpa58742 жыл бұрын
Emkay great work you do, I love your stuff and it always makes my day. Thanks for being a good KZfaqr(s)
@finnyboimcgee39672 жыл бұрын
What beggars expect when they call you selfish: OMG SO SO SO SORRY I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU FOR FREE WITH EVERY ITEM IN MY STOCK!
@maomaomi54342 жыл бұрын
I just tell these kinds of people "yeah I'm a selfish spoiled little princess and you can't have it. Whatcha gonna do about it?"
@kiwibuddy5341 Жыл бұрын
32:04 this post and things similar has really made me curious about what level of effort other artists would do for spite or even consider as a free piece of art. One day I'm going to go on a commission spree and ask artists to draw whatever they want, but put literally no effort into it, like a 30 second drawing or less, and then pay 5$ for their time because obviously you pay for art. I just want a collection of art from really good artists that is just terrible on purpose to see what that would look like
@louiswijaya9361 Жыл бұрын
I want people in these situations to just go: "fine, I am sending this to r/choosingbeggars. Swear all you want, complain all you want, I won't have a choosing beggar to move me out of my current position. Oh and to add the cherry on top, I won't be seeing your messages until you accept what I instruct you to do. Thank you."
@thatwardrobeguy Жыл бұрын
22:53 Fun fact! Editing a comment removes any pin and or heart it previously had meaning he hearted this twice!
@Andy-ly2li Жыл бұрын
The desk building 2 weeks dialogue was epic
@PGold3 Жыл бұрын
the censorship at 0:55 was so amazing i could not tell the child was 11 years old NOR that he was named Jeffrey!
@Kris.pyfries Жыл бұрын
As someone who’s planning to be a freelance artist for a job these videos are preparing me for the beggars lmao
@thomascarnes66582 жыл бұрын
5:39 why is this person a choosing begger? Because he can't pull up a houses worth of carpet on his own or because he's asking $150 for a houses worth or Is it because he said you'll need to pay more if he's delivering? You do know what a delivery fee is im assuming?
@snperkiller10542 жыл бұрын
That one confuses me as well, unless the price is unfairly high or the carpet is not really reusable i dont see what part of that belongs here.
@quocbao0898 Жыл бұрын
This is the kind of videos i would sit back and watch earnestly
@EonsEternity2 жыл бұрын
"This usually doesnt happen to me" "People do this for me for like $10 all the time" I just flipped the switch
@Nathreziem2 жыл бұрын
That wedding 1 in Oklahoma got me rolling, I've lived in Oklahoma for more then half my life and while yes from time to time winters are decent most the time they are either cold as heck or completely psychotic and doomsday weather so weddings outside are ALWAYS a bad idea.
@ashcan62 жыл бұрын
***At the 22:00 or so mark, the censored word is “around”….I.E.”reach around”? Get it? Got it ? Good.
@LadyFurina1st3 ай бұрын
2:41 Damien right here is just… I love the way it was read 😂
@SupremeWaffle2021 Жыл бұрын
I was watching the bit at 16:34 and I was absolutely shaking in anticipation to see if he said 3 weeks and I had an entire festival in my head to celebrate it when he did.