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EmKay

EmKay

Күн бұрын

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@darwin3dmc
@darwin3dmc Жыл бұрын
ive been watching the channel for a while and you really make me happy when i am feeling down. thanks emkay!
@Noah.is.sleepy
@Noah.is.sleepy Жыл бұрын
Good for you, man!
@QueenOfSh3ba
@QueenOfSh3ba Жыл бұрын
Especially when Robin ‘goes off on one’ 😂
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Жыл бұрын
Life: Feeling happy? We can't have that. Let me fix that for you.
@emilyoaks4847
@emilyoaks4847 Жыл бұрын
wait, this was posted 4 hours ago, but the video was three?
@quitten_yt
@quitten_yt Жыл бұрын
Agreed! And glad you’re feeling good!! ^^
@IvoryTheGuy8150
@IvoryTheGuy8150 Жыл бұрын
"Did she just ask to reschedule the sun?" Might be the best thing I’ve heard today
@thePhoenixQueen
@thePhoenixQueen Жыл бұрын
That one never gets old
@erykdoors
@erykdoors Жыл бұрын
“Please shine at 10 pm!”
@joshua6551
@joshua6551 Жыл бұрын
@SAMUEL COLLINS
@RandomArtistGuy
@RandomArtistGuy Жыл бұрын
Iq 100
@Triple-Spirit
@Triple-Spirit Жыл бұрын
@@thePhoenixQueen pp Edit: sleep text wtf did I type
@squigglejam69
@squigglejam69 Жыл бұрын
Just love the atmosphere on these ones. They're just like: "Hey I'm selling art and products for $100" CB: "$15 you dont deserve a living"
@joshuagraham1800
@joshuagraham1800 Жыл бұрын
That's how you know their 100% fake lol
@caramelapple5022
@caramelapple5022 Жыл бұрын
OP : "Yo so i'm selling this funko pop for 35 Cents!" CB : "GIVE IT TO ME FREE I HAVE CANCER MY DOG DIED MY GRANDMA IS IN THE HOSPITAL I FOUGHT IN THE WAR IT'S MY SON'S BIRTHDAY!"
@AltClev37
@AltClev37 Жыл бұрын
@@caramelapple5022 I’ll take it for 30 cents.
@originalname9789
@originalname9789 Жыл бұрын
As someone who isn't an artist, but has a close relative that is an artist i can say that this is FUCKING FRUSTRATING! They put so much time and effort into these, so they GET to sell it for alot, and then THESE TYPES OF PEOPLE SHOW UP AND COMPLETELY ACT LIKE A JACKASS!
@creeperdoge7573
@creeperdoge7573 Жыл бұрын
@@caramelapple5022 OP: I need the 35 cents for my son's birthday, my dog died, my grandma is in hospital, I fought in war and have cancer too!
@kloggmonkey
@kloggmonkey Жыл бұрын
i've only actually experienced the reserve kind. once when discussing payment on a commission i was told my price was "unprofessional" and i was like "oh wow my first r/choosingbeggar", but it turned out they thought my prices were too low and almost doubled it, gave me some extra tip as thank you, and then recommended me to all their friends. i was overwhelmed!
@nittayoshifumi8252
@nittayoshifumi8252 Жыл бұрын
They dropped this 👑
@jasperjazzie
@jasperjazzie Жыл бұрын
they had us in the first half
@Korbeanz
@Korbeanz Жыл бұрын
a Chad customer🗿
@MANTACORE9
@MANTACORE9 Жыл бұрын
ive had somthing similar. now im 14 almost fifteen so im not to expericed in buinsnees. but i decided to sell a decently realistic drawing of a hyena IT WAS DECENTLU REALISTIC IVE BEEN DRAWING FIOR LIKE 6 YEARS so im not just some kid. i charged 25 bucks and they ended up giving me 70
@PlsMakeHerPlayable
@PlsMakeHerPlayable Жыл бұрын
Imagine they heard and were like, "oh shit"
@UwUYT
@UwUYT Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the "all of" videos cause it means I can have it playing in the background while I do other stuff, it's so calming
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Жыл бұрын
No! You must watch the whole video! One of us! One of us! One of us!
@potatomans
@potatomans Жыл бұрын
Just wait until he finds the all of r/mildlyinfuriating video... keeps me up at night man...
@pupaepedorra
@pupaepedorra Жыл бұрын
UwU
@Riddle_Goblin
@Riddle_Goblin Жыл бұрын
Humm I’ll give you a toad version of a uwu but from our toads **LOUND CROAKING** there you go enjoy
@UwUYT
@UwUYT Жыл бұрын
@@Riddle_Goblin thanks KZfaq user wise_toad
@Safaridor
@Safaridor Жыл бұрын
“I thought that you would show some compassion to the meek and the poor” I’m not sure they know what the word *meek* means
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Жыл бұрын
I've got something for free, a knuckle sandwich, in fact they can have more than one. No cost.
@dezgasting
@dezgasting Жыл бұрын
Blessed are the meek for they make easy targets...
@wille-two-time5590
@wille-two-time5590 Жыл бұрын
@@dezgasting postal
@dezgasting
@dezgasting Жыл бұрын
@@wille-two-time5590 indeed
@explodingdragon8649
@explodingdragon8649 Жыл бұрын
I dont know either 😢
@justforthelolz253
@justforthelolz253 Жыл бұрын
If I commission an artist I always tip or give them more than they ask. Some of them really need to realize they're worth more than what they have for their prices high key
@ashleymoon7567
@ashleymoon7567 Жыл бұрын
I literally say that all the time...I want to since that's true...they don't know their art is actually worth more...like if they charged 10 for a full or something...I'm giving 20 or so...bc that's how I feel it's really worth (not saying I've seen someone make anything 10 lol)
@snailmoth
@snailmoth Жыл бұрын
Based
@hy2rochlor1c
@hy2rochlor1c Жыл бұрын
thank you for being so damn awesome
@dr.slaughterstein1879
@dr.slaughterstein1879 Жыл бұрын
Driving up the marked, chaotic good right here
@jayamilapersson4030
@jayamilapersson4030 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I kind of always charge half of what my artschool suggested and sometimes if I havent sold anything for some time I cut that price in half like im giving you 75% off already and you want it for less I usually spend 10- 16hours or even more on each drawing. And charge around 10-20 USD( im swedish) per piece at my normal rate.
@Rediipandaii
@Rediipandaii Жыл бұрын
There is nothing better than getting home and getting to lay on your bed and watch emkay
@crazybird199
@crazybird199 Жыл бұрын
yessssssssssss
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Жыл бұрын
Well not dying to an angry Goose in your bedroom is objectively better. I'm not saying there is one but if there was...
@lucituci97
@lucituci97 Жыл бұрын
True
@gameswithpeachcord7498
@gameswithpeachcord7498 Жыл бұрын
Same but for me it’s the couch
@bronwynibberson
@bronwynibberson Жыл бұрын
Give me my toast
@thatacnhkid
@thatacnhkid Жыл бұрын
Wh- are we sure humans were meant to be the dominant species? Are we confident that we didn't just win a coin flip between us and crabs?
@deaththekid3998
@deaththekid3998 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, crabs can even regrow their limbs, they’re so cool 😎 Also they do some pretty dope raves 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
@snek4230
@snek4230 Жыл бұрын
Crabs are definitely superior, we probably cheated the coin flip
@dontlookatme5099
@dontlookatme5099 Жыл бұрын
Crabs are the true kings of the worlds
@colossalnate156
@colossalnate156 Жыл бұрын
considering everything keeps evolving into crabs or crab like things, they won, we just happen to be larger and therefor more noticeable
@floskywalker6220
@floskywalker6220 Жыл бұрын
Crows were also there, they lost the coin flip brackets in the semifinals. of the finalists crabs should've wom
@randomaccount64
@randomaccount64 Жыл бұрын
I literally told my pop "ill clean your whole house for $50" we argued for an hour over the fact that he'd be paying me $200. Like pop I love you LET ME DO SOMETHING FOR CHEAP
@onion-ur3id
@onion-ur3id 5 ай бұрын
We need more peeps like your pops
@badqualityhiman-qw9gl
@badqualityhiman-qw9gl 3 ай бұрын
just take it
@IWantAChocolate
@IWantAChocolate 28 күн бұрын
fuck choosing beggars, this is choosing spenders
@dreamlessdeity
@dreamlessdeity Жыл бұрын
It’s such a pet peeve of mine when seeing someone say “I *NEED* this” and the MAJORITY of the time.. it’s that they WANT it. Not NEED. It takes physical energy to not scream “you WANT it. NOT *NEED*” Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk.
@dreamlessdeity
@dreamlessdeity Жыл бұрын
@DanielShortKing exactly!🤦
@albratgaming2348
@albratgaming2348 Жыл бұрын
The Will Wheaton part... They lobbied for a pay increase from "childs pay" to adult pay for an actor... And that is when they spent a season writing Will off the show. In "The walking Dead" - Manga - Only one character survived after "Sanctuary"... That was Karl - The kid to the ranger. But the production of the series did not want to pay the Actor, who played Karl, an adult wage when he hit 18 years old. So he had the scripting team kill the character. Forgetting that Karl was the only character that Needed to survive to continue the story. So nothing after the death of Karl in the TV series .. is actually about the actual story of "The Walking Dead"... Production casting sacked the Lead Actor.
@Hugealligator254
@Hugealligator254 Жыл бұрын
Imagine derailing your entire narrative because you don’t want to pay the actor now that you are legally obligated to 💀
@logicplague
@logicplague Жыл бұрын
Wil Wheaton isn't worth adult pay now.
@Efreeti
@Efreeti 4 ай бұрын
@@logicplague Why, he's great
@Kuroii.
@Kuroii. Жыл бұрын
4:10 ah yes, "reregigigigggigigigigas" the best legendary shiny.
@trajanpowell8925
@trajanpowell8925 Жыл бұрын
He may not pronounced the name right, but he definitely nailed the cry it makes, lol.
@josecorzo5517
@josecorzo5517 7 күн бұрын
And, isn't the other one shiny locked?
@ktm.wtf.
@ktm.wtf. Жыл бұрын
0:20 This is like breaking your arm after somebody told you not to do something and you still did it and being mad because they won’t pay for your stupidness
@logicplague
@logicplague Жыл бұрын
At this point, I'd be shocked if they weren't.
@lilypyrope4620
@lilypyrope4620 Жыл бұрын
I watch these videos to boost my self-esteem, knowing I'm not sinking as low as these people. It's... disappointingly effective.
@RUBBERDUCKSSSSS
@RUBBERDUCKSSSSS Жыл бұрын
Wanna boost your self esteem? I just replied to a comment in spanish (I’m a new spanish learner) and they replied and told me it was a Portuguese comment 😭
@lilypyrope4620
@lilypyrope4620 Жыл бұрын
@@RUBBERDUCKSSSSS To be fair, Portuguese and Spanish are similar enough that a mix-up is understandable. Don't sweat it
@therunawaykid6523
@therunawaykid6523 11 ай бұрын
Yeah exactly these really are some ridiculous individuals
@lilypyrope4620
@lilypyrope4620 11 ай бұрын
@@therunawaykid6523 it's... difficult to hear sometimes, like... I am in awe at how entitled people can be
@melissadavis809
@melissadavis809 Жыл бұрын
'english white girls or english white gingers' i was not aware my gender was ginger and made me separated from girls
@logicplague
@logicplague Жыл бұрын
No, it's the fact that you don't have a soul. j/k
@pepinillorick5741
@pepinillorick5741 Жыл бұрын
Well.. when i see a person i first notice their gingerness before their sex. Can't be just me.
@TheMasqueradeParty.
@TheMasqueradeParty. Жыл бұрын
@@pepinillorick5741 no, no it is not just you. - Anon
@pissapocalypse
@pissapocalypse Жыл бұрын
The two genders. Girl and ginger
@Mercury_From_Solarballs
@Mercury_From_Solarballs 10 ай бұрын
Before I saw the desc said hetero man I thought “maybe he’s bi” Yes, I do gayify everything, thanks for -not- asking
@thatonebonkchoyguy
@thatonebonkchoyguy Жыл бұрын
As an artist, every time I hear the word "exposure", my blood boils slightly
@Straphic
@Straphic Жыл бұрын
I'll give you exposure for £20
@thatonebonkchoyguy
@thatonebonkchoyguy Жыл бұрын
@@Straphic I am quivering in my damn boots
@captain_rex_yt4490
@captain_rex_yt4490 Жыл бұрын
@@thatonebonkchoyguy what about for &900000000
@AfiqaWasH3r3
@AfiqaWasH3r3 Жыл бұрын
@@thatonebonkchoyguy i do copyright art
@alindib
@alindib Жыл бұрын
@@thatonebonkchoyguy get no exposure
@Oneinakrillion325
@Oneinakrillion325 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: simp stands for Squirrels In My Pants
@astro_doggy
@astro_doggy Жыл бұрын
I mean in like 2010-2018 it did because of Phineas and Ferb but now it's a different meaning
@Kobstar
@Kobstar Жыл бұрын
@@astro_doggy i dont think they stuttered when they said that
@StephenDurnan
@StephenDurnan Жыл бұрын
Where'd ya learn to use them moves like that? S I M P *SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS*
@pissheater3k
@pissheater3k Жыл бұрын
Nope, Superior Iranian Minecraft Player.
@berboy550
@berboy550 Жыл бұрын
Nah sniper monkey
@lulolie
@lulolie Жыл бұрын
There's a suspicious amount of people asking for animals of 1 sex specifically, I feel like a lot of these people are unethical breeders trying to start puppy/kitten mills
@CadeAver
@CadeAver 7 күн бұрын
I spent so long trying to figure out why the one person was asking for a male cat specifically, maybe so they don't have a cat that can get pregnant, but the don't care if it can get other cats pregnant? But damn it feels like it has to be unethical (more than that, already)
@KensNotReal
@KensNotReal Жыл бұрын
"For either me or Christian" *OR* Sounds like a great start to a marriage, starting off with separate gifts, starting off separate lives. Also, most weddings have beer, cocktails, and cake, they also don't charge the guests for them.
@jgcoverkknot5701
@jgcoverkknot5701 Жыл бұрын
I feel like most of these people have never had any sort of prior business or selling/buying experience. They're living in their own little bubble
@logicplague
@logicplague Жыл бұрын
Oh, they know what they're doing, they just don't care because it usually works. Even if it doesn't they aren't out anything, move on to next person.
@Tommorows-Dream
@Tommorows-Dream Жыл бұрын
For some reason, I cannot sleep in silence and always have to have something playing, so I now have a little routine of setting up my computer beside my bed and going onto your channel, turning the brightness down. It sounds weird, but your channel really has helped me, and I thank you for that
@GrimBeakington
@GrimBeakington Жыл бұрын
As a Pokémon nerd, I completely died from the way Robin produced Regigigas LMAO
@alexanderx8998
@alexanderx8998 Жыл бұрын
watching this while i have a panic attack its really helping, love you guys!
@theguythatcodes
@theguythatcodes Жыл бұрын
are you still having a panic aatack after 3 days?
@alexanderx8998
@alexanderx8998 Жыл бұрын
@@theguythatcodes no, It calmed down after an hour or so. Thank you for checking tho!!!! Merry Christmas/ whatever you celebrate
@Swodrian
@Swodrian Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderx8998 glad it got better! :D
@adamwaligrucha6945
@adamwaligrucha6945 Жыл бұрын
Have u been to psychologist?
@Wormzz..
@Wormzz.. Жыл бұрын
@Alkalez they watched this to calm them down?
@LonelyAssassin96
@LonelyAssassin96 Жыл бұрын
People who use the "But I'm POOR" excuse are clearly not originally from poor families.
@rickwrites2612
@rickwrites2612 2 ай бұрын
Yea you're constantly told growing up you can't have stuff because you're poor, not that you can.
@lifesyphon1
@lifesyphon1 18 күн бұрын
I always think this. Those people have never seen a church basement clothing donation center or food pantry.
@kyughostt2909
@kyughostt2909 Жыл бұрын
I love these videos, they're great to listen to when I'm doing homework, cleaning, drawing, or sorting pokemon cards! Thank you for making such amazing videos!
@cthulhurage4580
@cthulhurage4580 Жыл бұрын
With the wedding gift over $250 i would just take a picture of $251 dollars give them the pic and wait for the fireworks
@realgod1002
@realgod1002 Жыл бұрын
You... I like you. you're my favorite human fo the Interwebz today
@CrazyAuna94
@CrazyAuna94 2 ай бұрын
Put it in a nice box and wait for the meltdown lol
@zmegame8815
@zmegame8815 Жыл бұрын
That guy doubling the money payment offer to get his friend to mow the lawn is honestly funny
@Remoniq
@Remoniq Жыл бұрын
The first one about the sun never fails to crack me up.
@loganjohnson9358
@loganjohnson9358 Жыл бұрын
I love how well the editors and everyone works together, so much better then if there was no edits, yall need more praise!!
@DorkVaderYT
@DorkVaderYT Жыл бұрын
"We're asking for artwork!" "We're asking for money!" "It's not a real job, so no!" "Well you don't get our work!" "What the fuck is wrong with you!?" r/choosingbeggars
@codyhenrichs9699
@codyhenrichs9699 Жыл бұрын
We requested that we don't want wedding gifts, our gift is their presence at the wedding celebrating our commitment to each other.
@JAY31072010
@JAY31072010 Жыл бұрын
GPU man has the best sense of humour i’ve seen so far.
@simondudek8721
@simondudek8721 Жыл бұрын
How do you have 4 likes, no comments, and are still one of the top comments
@JAY31072010
@JAY31072010 Жыл бұрын
I have no clue myself. Well, at least the fact that there’s no comments has been changed.
@ketchupguy3342
@ketchupguy3342 Жыл бұрын
“Don’t be greedy Now let me save five bucks”
@therunawaykid6523
@therunawaykid6523 11 ай бұрын
This vid was hilarious
@plasticsugar1326
@plasticsugar1326 Жыл бұрын
Thank you. I just woke up and the first thing i see is a mega compilation of my favorite subreddit. Love y'all
@theunderratedgoat4102
@theunderratedgoat4102 Жыл бұрын
The thing I love about this is the hard work the editing people do, they are definitely under recognize. But still keep up the good work guys:)
@emmoryjack3390
@emmoryjack3390 Жыл бұрын
I'm hungover and dealing with a lot of emotions so time to binge this and actually calm down and forget my worries
@mogo5055
@mogo5055 Жыл бұрын
"Your favorite beer is free. Your second favorite beer is cold." Spoken like a true son of Colorado.
@thechaoticthing4414
@thechaoticthing4414 Жыл бұрын
"And then serve to one choosing beggar-" is funny and you can't change my mind.
@Gryphon1-1
@Gryphon1-1 Жыл бұрын
This entire hour can be summed up with the phrase "Have some sense and go home!" *CHEAT ACTIVATED*
@Porky0_0
@Porky0_0 Жыл бұрын
26:10 dude sounds so calm yet so threatining at the same time
@SSOTI_esp
@SSOTI_esp Жыл бұрын
10:46 as someone random who I forgot said: "If a boy gave me a box of chocolated, I would even question my sexuality"
@PolychromaticZero
@PolychromaticZero Жыл бұрын
3:06 free removal for what looks like a 30ft Mexican Fan Palm? it’s also got a pretty big skirt. adding to the challenge. no, that will never be free.
@stepver2273
@stepver2273 Жыл бұрын
11:37 my face when i see a bee
@Totally_Bonkers
@Totally_Bonkers Жыл бұрын
29:17 "doesnt look at other girls AT ALL" "Isnt super clingy" how does that even..
@therunawaykid6523
@therunawaykid6523 11 ай бұрын
Yeah I bet that woman never had any replies and she also said must not have small lips, doesn’t have an ex girlfriend prettier than them, does exactly what I say And also must not be buff But at the same time not overweight 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
@majdavlk649
@majdavlk649 Жыл бұрын
53:00 "bring bread that we all can share" yeah...? he brought the only bread he is not allergic to?
@CuppaLLX
@CuppaLLX Жыл бұрын
35:50 based on my years of reasearch the thresholds of "no you have to much money give to meeeee" is...$20 (with inflation)
@nethertherogue6962
@nethertherogue6962 Жыл бұрын
34:56 the way he said Beyoncé got me so hard 😭 “be-yon-key”
@Efreeti
@Efreeti 4 ай бұрын
Dude we don't need to know about you getting hard
@Thorn773
@Thorn773 Жыл бұрын
36:25 late response but Jiffy Lube is a chain of oil change/car maintenance shops. So the girl probably works there and either gave him her number or texted his number from their customer database. But yes, it is a really weird name out of context
@beetlebabble
@beetlebabble Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: mod Flanders was killed off bc her VA asked for better pay bc the pay barely covered her travel expenses
@davidgray6959
@davidgray6959 10 ай бұрын
My biggest "choosing beggar" encounter was when I owned a wine shop and a person came in who said the local grocery store sold him wine at cost and he wanted to know if I would sell him wine at cost because he "wanted to support the local guy".
@bugsy3519
@bugsy3519 Жыл бұрын
the way he says "regigigas" as "regeggegaggaisg" is amazing
@thisisntanoption702
@thisisntanoption702 Жыл бұрын
Most of these people are basically, "will you give me a huge discount if I sell you a guilt trip?"
@logicplague
@logicplague Жыл бұрын
"Mind tricks don't work on me, only money." - Watto, The Phantom Menace
@phonixxgv2927
@phonixxgv2927 Жыл бұрын
@@logicplague what about me crab from spongebob
@smartpug967
@smartpug967 Жыл бұрын
I *need* to know what happened after the messages from 26:07. Did they actually call the cops? Were they actually standing outside the house for 40+ minutes? Did it maybe escalate and actually get into a fight? I just *need* to know! But, I probably won't.
@dimondeater5416
@dimondeater5416 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I’m curious too- and it just seemed terrifying, not just the way they were reading it but their pure insistence on it-
@blahblahblahlogan7061
@blahblahblahlogan7061 Жыл бұрын
I love the way he pronounced “read before you swipe”
@randomkidontheinternet5893
@randomkidontheinternet5893 Жыл бұрын
0:38 I'm watching this on android, you son of a bi-
@YellowCyanXY
@YellowCyanXY Жыл бұрын
1:00 “I am in poverty” **has a phone**
@balling4853
@balling4853 Жыл бұрын
"Did she just ask to reschedule the sun?" got me good 💀💀💀
@deathrobot10k58
@deathrobot10k58 Жыл бұрын
10:54 can I have a toy car? BRO YOU GOT ME A TOY CAR? ARE YOU STUPID? I WANTED A LAMBORGHINI! I don’t get it when girls don’t want something or want something but they want the opposite, like bro, is it really that hard to say “yes, I would like pancakes!” Instead of saying “no, I’m good.” When your boy goes to take out and you expect your favorite pancakes steaming and everything.
@nathanielhellewell
@nathanielhellewell Жыл бұрын
That dude begging for money in the beginning LITERALLY RUNS A PYRAMID SCHEME
@blazeburner4039
@blazeburner4039 Жыл бұрын
Idk but watching you reminds me of that radio guy from Fallout 4 (after you helped him gain confidence) Keep doing what you do man, its amazing content
@AzathothTheTrueGod
@AzathothTheTrueGod Жыл бұрын
Travis “Lonely Miles” Miles? That’s the name he took when he got his confidence back.
@blazeburner4039
@blazeburner4039 Жыл бұрын
@@AzathothTheTrueGod Oh yeah, Travis. I think that's him
@blast_invader4420
@blast_invader4420 Жыл бұрын
8:10 if that was a walnut tree I'd take it, they are worth thousands
@Olst-rx9zd
@Olst-rx9zd Жыл бұрын
At 1:05:07 he caught me of guard when he said "... And then serve to a choosing-beggar (CB)
@naterksmr
@naterksmr 2 ай бұрын
"Selling table $50." "I'll give you 25. I charge half the price for delivering it for you." Dude should have said "Okay, I'm selling this table for $100. I'll knock $50 off for you delivering it." 🤣
@cedricduchesne866
@cedricduchesne866 Жыл бұрын
Okay but what's the guy at 5:00 tryna Buy?
@jaydice1
@jaydice1 Жыл бұрын
Bump
@hiddenguy67
@hiddenguy67 Жыл бұрын
corn
@cheeseharvester3820
@cheeseharvester3820 Жыл бұрын
7:01 the editor is definitely pissed
@Ratjesterz
@Ratjesterz 2 ай бұрын
I agree
@dierbournmutch5127
@dierbournmutch5127 11 күн бұрын
Yes
@eyesofdeath01
@eyesofdeath01 Жыл бұрын
32:31 they literally want more than a decade of college experience (med school takes a long ass time) and you’ll get paid an illegally low amount of money an hour, as an INTERN
@anntakamaki9251
@anntakamaki9251 Жыл бұрын
13:39 you know what they should do troll the guy and pretend they have all the things that the guy wants and be like "hello yes I am that person on the phone" XD
@snorf808waverman8
@snorf808waverman8 Жыл бұрын
i love Jack's voice impressions and Damien's laughing fits :D Robin is great too because idk how they keep a straight face with some of this stuff xD
@BremeD
@BremeD Жыл бұрын
emkay, you made my birthday a pretty nice day, also jack thank you for being part of this channel love to all the narrators
@epicjulian99
@epicjulian99 Жыл бұрын
Happy Late Birthday! :D
@insertname7466
@insertname7466 Жыл бұрын
This video causes me so much pain.. but it's like watching a train crash.. into an orphanage.. full of puppies and kittens.. you just can't look away.
@samhobbs6517
@samhobbs6517 Жыл бұрын
16:50 They legit have a point though. Paywalls and worthless in-app purchases shouldn't even be legal anymore. I should NOT have to pay to remove some random watermark.
@TheanimationWorkstation
@TheanimationWorkstation Жыл бұрын
I love this subreddit!
@AltClev37
@AltClev37 Жыл бұрын
It really is on the parents that their CB son turned out like that. When you don’t ever give your child any responsibilities growing up, this is how they turn out.
@AltClev37
@AltClev37 Жыл бұрын
@@jacksprat9209 yeah. Sure thing Mr. Fart- Bubble 😑
@pranavssivam6823
@pranavssivam6823 Жыл бұрын
@Madam Lt Arthur's right though....
@AltClev37
@AltClev37 Жыл бұрын
@@pranavssivam6823 lol no he’s not though. There’s ABSOLUTELY zero proof he’s right. More proof that’s he wrong actually.
@pranavssivam6823
@pranavssivam6823 Жыл бұрын
@@AltClev37 Firstly, the kid has had other exposures to life than his parents. Secondly, we literally do not know anything about his life. Yes, indeed there are times where the kid is messed up solely because of the parents, but there is nothing here that we can confidently say that it is the parents' fault. Thirdly, responsibilities are not a governing factor in a kid's character, at all. Forcing them to do house chores will not made them better people, it'll just make them know how to be independent, and will definitely not make them want to be independent. CB here has had several chances to be independent but doesn't want to be in any way independent. Also, blaming the parents for however the kid is does not help anyone, including the kid
@pranavssivam6823
@pranavssivam6823 Жыл бұрын
@@AltClev37 And also, what proof is there that the parents are in the wrong, and CB in the right?
@dat_boyboi
@dat_boyboi Жыл бұрын
"i dont want white chocolate but i want the white thing." *points at white chocolate*
@TheDumbOne08
@TheDumbOne08 Жыл бұрын
My favorite quotes, “Did this lady just ask to reschedule the sun?!” And “But I’m gonna let the editor of this video say what they want here.” The shotgun got me…
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Жыл бұрын
I actually agree with the thumbnail only in that food in general should be free and freely accessible to all people. I don't believe any type of necessity should be used for profit gains.
@AngrySecs
@AngrySecs Жыл бұрын
How would the people who make the food/farm it be able to feed their families?
@anaveragewaterenjoyer7157
@anaveragewaterenjoyer7157 Жыл бұрын
Why don't you do it and then see how it turn out ?
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Жыл бұрын
@@anaveragewaterenjoyer7157 What does that even mean? You think I rule the world and can just decide on a whim to change the capitalist system? Lol.
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla
@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Жыл бұрын
@@AngrySecs The farmers are already poorly paid for their produce by the companies before the products get sold. All you'd need is to swap the companies with a fair deal from government funded food production plants.
@logicplague
@logicplague Жыл бұрын
Who do you plan on enslaving to make that happen? Ask someone from the former Soviet Union or modern China how those collective farms worked out.
@Swuiddy0086
@Swuiddy0086 Жыл бұрын
26:07 What a long story, I'm sure there will be no threats made within it!
@r0ckybradley
@r0ckybradley Жыл бұрын
3:45 I would actually show up to her house with a play thing, but I would cover it in nails.
@FreakyHimmel
@FreakyHimmel Жыл бұрын
I just woke up, this is impeccable timing
@crazybird199
@crazybird199 Жыл бұрын
1:25, no, I've read the Bible, Jesus really did sell used car parts on Facebook Marketplace. It's Mark 19:23.
@BecomingAconite
@BecomingAconite Жыл бұрын
3:01 My parents heat their house with a woodstove, that offer is amazing.
@Idkwhattoputbutthiswilldo
@Idkwhattoputbutthiswilldo Жыл бұрын
0:33 the living embodiment of r/chosingbeggers
@urmom-kj1lw
@urmom-kj1lw Жыл бұрын
ngl these choosing beggars remind me of nice guys
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer Жыл бұрын
1:27 the guy isn't selling parts, he's selling brake service. He'll change out the brakes for $100 service fee plus the cost of the parts. I do my own, so believe me his charge of $100 should be considered a really good deal.
@wellberightback5595
@wellberightback5595 Жыл бұрын
9:33 I Almost Spat Out My Drink
@TheSameYellowToy
@TheSameYellowToy Жыл бұрын
36:30 Jiffy Lube is the name of a place you can get oil changes, she's probably an employee there.
@nolanheistad2526
@nolanheistad2526 Жыл бұрын
I cant believe ShitExpress is an actual business. I'm dying
@Wonderland._.
@Wonderland._. Жыл бұрын
0:19 Ive grown up with Fire kindles & Computers all my life so when we are gonna move across the country away from my friends, my parents told me they will buy me a phone. They told me that they would not be buying me an apple phone because they arent used to them so they couldnt help with charging it and other problems too, also their too expensive. You know what i said? - Yay!!! Ive wanted a phone for forever!! Im fine with android or Samsung or really any phone! At least im getting one :]
@sleepypookie123
@sleepypookie123 Жыл бұрын
Imagine having no life so then you realize that the only thing left in life is to watch EmKay. Honestly, I wish I was that person. Thank goodness my wish came true two months ago when I saw The Worst of r/DIWhy on my fyp. Thank you for making my miserable study days at the peak of comfort. Best wishes to all of yall!
@user-pn2es9ne2j
@user-pn2es9ne2j Жыл бұрын
8:40 did the math 6am - 6pm = 13 hrs 20 / 13 = 1.53846153846 She is paying about $1.53 /hr
@allysson_
@allysson_ 8 ай бұрын
isnt 6 to 6 12 hours?
@krychur4956
@krychur4956 Жыл бұрын
"Your first favorite beer is free. your second favorite beer is cold." - Robin seriously though, if someone offers you something for free or really cheap, take it and sit down. or don't. either way, "I can get it cheaper somewhere else", "I'll come hurt you", "It's not worth that much", and "Take it or leave it" aren't valid.
@alendonvaldor5808
@alendonvaldor5808 Жыл бұрын
I hate light beer. Tastes like water. But a free light beer? I'll down it happily XD
@valsummers7886
@valsummers7886 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the "jiffy lube girl" may have been that he got his car serviced and they needed to have his contact info to let him know when to get his car? Idk how that works🤣
@lulolie
@lulolie Жыл бұрын
I feel like she's an ex he met at jiffy lube or that works at jiffy lube or some shit cus I don't think any employee would be that bold nor would he know about her home life. That or she's just an ex he keeps contact with that he doesn't want his gf to know about, in which case it makes sense she thought he would do that 💀
@InsomniaAndMilly
@InsomniaAndMilly Жыл бұрын
27:26 “I took 3 busses to get here.” A few seconds before… “I don’t have money”
@skycloudgaming8224
@skycloudgaming8224 Жыл бұрын
this subreddit just expels anger and i am here for it
@Kai_The_Kai
@Kai_The_Kai Жыл бұрын
Holy crap I was 30 minutes in when I realized it was 1:05:09
@AndragonLea
@AndragonLea Жыл бұрын
25:10 - I'd absolutely LOVE to see his breakdown on how he makes 8k a day accepting gigs for 6 hours of photography + god knows how much time to edit and assemble the DVD reel for 150 bucks. Dude must have a time machine because according to napkin math he'd need at least 300 hours worth of garbage gigs to get to those figures even if we ignore making the DVD, any other pictures outside of the posed ones for the wedding party or commute to and from the event + setup. Just because photographers don't work as finance advisers that doesn't mean they can't do math.
@maryleethefox8642
@maryleethefox8642 Жыл бұрын
As an artist that owns a small business I formulate price by cost of supplies, time, effort. Know your worth and don't like people undercharge you, if they really want it they'll pay the full price for it.
@SetariM
@SetariM 9 ай бұрын
The "Take it easy Damien" clip got me rollin lmao
@navyblu_6702
@navyblu_6702 Жыл бұрын
23:45 I've actually used the Japanese From Zero books for my freshman and sophomore year language courses (perks of being homeschooled) and their content online is amazing! Unfortunately I didn't continue taking it, partially due to the website requiring a subscription and me getting diagnosed with some mental issues (which explains why I can barely remember how to say something like "I want melon"), but the content itself is super in-depth and the books along with it (20-40 bucks depending on where you buy) are incredibly well made. Just wish people would give them a break and not tell them they need to "do better" :/
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