Fun fact: The reason it's always "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman" instead of their names is because Florida doesn't allow the news to reveal "personal information," including names.

For all the people confused about all the python hunting, pythons are an invasive species in Florida and it is highly recommended by ecologists to hunt them, that is why there’s also so many hunting events for just pythons

"Why are alligators used as weapons?" ... Well if you had the chance to threaten someone with a dinosaur, you'd do it just for the clout.

I feel like there is no such thing as separate Florida Men/Women but instead is a singular shapeshifting chameleon of a person

Mustard man is here. Emkay is mustard approved👍

As someone who lives in Florida: i guarantee you that even if half of these are faked, they are not far fetched enough to be believed as fake. Our state is insane enough that many of these can and could be considered true

I'd like to see a new superhero called Florida Man. He's able to generate alligators, crocodiles, and other creatures out of thin air at will and his other superpowers manifest at random and are almost completely random as to what power manifests. I say almost because it's not completely random because the one thing that is certain is that it's NEVER even remotely related to the fight at hand. Also, he doesn't do drugs, but is somehow perpetually high.

that one about calling dead relatives from a disconnected or broken pay phone hit me in the feels. not me having called my late moms out-of-service cell number multiple times in a row and crying when she doesn't pick up lol

5:57 that’s good parenting right there Not legal parenting, but you can’t help but admire the dedication to raising a happy kid

I hope Robin knows the man who was charged for having a i eat @$$ sticker won the case and had his charges dropped

Fun fact! pythons are invasive in Florida so we host python catching comparisons ✨

Bro that tracked the planes is collecting W after W. I hope he keeps it up.

Fun fact: it is a federal law mandating that you must declare carrying $10,000 in cash when entering or departing the United States. Similarly, any time a customer deposits $10,000 or more in cash, the bank has to declare it to the government. Likewise, any $10,000 in cash is received from the same payer or agent, the business must fill out a Form 8300. Otherwise the government can confiscate the money. I worked for a bank. The government pays attention that shit.

I can't wait to simulate this in GTA 6

Ah, Florida men, an interesting and extraordinary species.

Ok but I did the math. If you had 22 pounds of weed and smoked 2 grams a day everyday, you’d have enough pot to last just short of 14 years

I agree, Robin: Leon Kennedy is definitely one of the best protagonists in video game history

everyone should use the mugshots as reaction images edit: also, as a person who once lived in Florida.. idk, just wanted to say that

4:09 I can explain this entire scenario of how he got here and why this situation happened. A few years back this guy got in trouble and got a 2 to 5 year prison sentence and once he got there to him it felt like he was going to be locked up forever so he said f*** it and tattooed his whole face up to try to make himself look like a hard-ass in prison because he was straight up terrified. A few years goes by and he gets let out but then he realized that by tattooing his face he let his 2 to 5 year sentence ruin the rest of his life because he can no longer function as a normal member of society and is only option is to go back to prison which is the only place he'll ever fit in.

Everyone is just as crazy in any state. Florida just has a law about being transparent about government stuff, and reporters love it because they get all the wildest stories to share for free 🤣

1:44 That's Pedro Pascal from the future. What's he doing feeding alligators?

Alligators are Florida man's rival, and will always be

34:47 i wasnt paying attention to the meme and exactly at the time i decide to listen, jack is on a rant about the population in florida and the editors' poo. i love this channel

4:35 That’s absolutely fair though (not that I condone people making death threats). Just sayin’, if my teachers scheduled an exam _that early_ …I’d most likely become an arsonist and be arrested within the next 48 hours.

1:11:51 - Because his eyes are covered, there is absolutely no way that I will recognize this man if I were to meet him.

56:15 Whenever we pass a Wawa on a road trip my parents (usually my mom) just says "Wanna go weewee at the Wawa" so you are not alone in thinking Wawa is a stupid name Also we can all agree on one thing here: HOAs are a blight on society

00:32 She is 24. Don't do meth kids.

I love how every episode at the beginning always has the funniest one 😂😂😂

1:06:30 actually, around 100-ish people own airworthy fighter jets, per the FAA, they just vary based on the aircraft's age.

Somebody needs to tell jack that we literally have a town called christmas

2:08 At this point, I think weed is just a staple food to the Floridians. It’s practically on the MyPlate there by now.

To be fair the woman concerned about her meth and asking her doctor about it, looks like she's been alive back when they put the coke in Coca-Cola.

ive been listening to flo rida since like 2010, I'm disappointed to admit it took me this long to notice it was a name for Florida

I swear every Florida Man or Woman is high. I hope my sister is safe.

The thing I absolutely LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE about these Florida man/Woman memes, is that Marvel took the concept and ROLLED with it. LOKI IS THE FLORIDA MAN! 😆 He's the God of Stories and it's freaking CANNON! Like there's a strip where Loki's reading the paper and laughing about the Florida man headlines. 🤣

Please do more R/hardwaregore. I miss it lots.

29:44 this was already hilarious, and then you throw in the SpongeBob reference, jack, I nominate you for best narrator of the year 2023

So I work at a store in Florida and found out that a few years ago a worker got arrested for pouring bleach in someone's drink. IDK if that's the same man but still interesting to hear about again.

4:36 Professors don't even choose their final exam times. The university makes a schedule so there won't be conflicts.

30:37 Jack you poor Australian. I can’t imagine flying for you.

27:32 You're right. That is not Florida Police, that's Victoria Police. Victoria is a state in southern Australia, and it's where I live. Victoria is also home to Australia's largest city, Melbourne, which is incidentally _also_ where I live.

Here is one I heard. Florida man tried to sue batman video games for using his look and name in game as joker.

As a european, whenever i look up how fast some of these criminals drove, made me look in shock

I'm currently watching emkay in the hospital, he is the only person worthy of me watching in the hospital

Omg I can't stop laughing about the naked man at chik fila! "You are gay!"😂

The Cow-Killer Ant (AKA, Velvet Ant) is a 3 out of 4 on the Schmidt sting pain index. Behind... The Bullet Ant The Warrior Wasp Tarantula Hawk Wasp

he looks like the teddy bear tattoo that bikers get on their arms

As a Florida resident i have second hand embarrassment

There's a state bounty here in FL for the large invasive species of snakes. There's a month during which the person who captures the most gets a reward, which I guess is the positive headline.

0:37 While that’s a stupid thing to do, doctors have no obligation to report substance abuse, and he actually violated HiPAA rules and laws if he turned her in.

Former Florida man here, i moved to Kansas last year, best choice ever

12:45 Context: Alligator Alley is one of two roads that runs through the Everglades, connecting Collier County and Miami-Dade County.

OMG the Mom and daughter that rigged the homecoming contest happened in my town. At my son’s High School! 😂

We gonna see a lot of Florida man and Florida joker in GTA 6 lol

1:18 he is funding Disney at this point

11:04 well I mean there is a possibility he froze to death or just realized what he did was so stupid that his soul just decided to peace out.

I think a lot of the snake cathing stories are bc some big snake breeds are consdiered invasive in florida, like the burmese Python. With no natural predators in the local envirnomnet they out-compete native breeds for prey and such, endangering many beutifull and valuable species and trow the eco-system out of whack. Experienced snake-hunters and outdoorsmen make it a point to catch these invasive snakes when they find them, and it's fairly rutine to some of them. So to us it may seem like asking for trouble, but it's a very normal and necessary part of maintaning and protecting floridian wildlife

As a professional mermaid, I think about starting an only fins often....

4:06 that's stitches, a try hard rapper who actually turned his life around, as good as could be.

Arrested in the jail parking lot for stealing a car? That's some GTA strategy right there. "I was just busted, but now I need a car to drive back to the mission I failed so I'll just take this one right here."

The fact that I’m watching this as I am vacationing in Florida

Don't get too cocky about Florida men, Jack. Queensland is totally Australia's Florida and I say this as a life long Queensland Man. We're tropical with lots of tacky artificial ocean canal developments where load of people come to retire, have water crawling with giant killer lizards, socially conservative outside the capital city, is where drugs are smuggled by boat from our poor neighbouring countries, we have completely mad politicians that make you wonder if this is real life, and of course, all the Queensland men who do all sorts of crazy crap be it ill willed or from having a heart of gold (rest in peace Steve, you bloody legend🐊)

This Florida man truly is a monster... 😢 8:12

11:30 its a misunderstanding, that’s just Brendan Fraser filming another George of the Jungle movie for Disney

Ha ha banner guy is LEGENDARY

F-16 Fighting Falcons are actually one of the more common private jet fighters in circulation, they just need to be properly demilitarized so they're safe and not able to just randomly shoot down other aircraft

6:36: Robin, my dude, ALL birds are living dinosaurs.

Most of the Florida men In this video are absolutely insane. But that one dude who tried to overthrow the Venezuelan government is absolute chad.

Fun Fact- Gators have been known to break into people's garages and drink their beer/soda.

50:00 During bread augmentation, the nipples are removed and then repositioned. If the blood flow is bad; the tissue can go necrotic

The irony that you can just search Florida man/woman (day number) (Month name) (Year ____) And it will show some articles about Florida crime , is crazy

The EV one I think one of the reasons has to do with if/when the battery dies on the evacuation route (because of hours of traffic) it would block the highway/roads and prevent basically everyone else from being able to leave. That and emergency vehicles may not be able to get to it and remove it for a similar reason. Not all roads and highways have an emergency lane on the side that it could pull over to or be towed to, it's basically just wetlands/swamp. Edit: Actually yes, that's part of the reason. It was also mentioned there's not enough infrastructure in Florida currently to support EVs such as chargers in alot of places or portable chargers for emergency and police vehicles to carry to assist with such an event as they do for gas vehicles (like carrying gas cans). And it was banning the EVs from the evacuation routes, not the owners. So if the owner had a gas vehicle, they'd be able to leave, or they could carpool, etc.

5:19 Hey, if I made that kind of money doing that, I’m just saying. $20 is twenty dollars.

Florida Man will always be my fav superhero. What a life.

ok, I did the math, and in order for the one lady to have called the police 11,000 times in one year, she would have had to call them 30 times a day.

16:54 the amount of times she called is about 33 TIMES PER DAY

2:34 literally the plot of shawshank redemption

29:17 No. bees aren't the only pollinators around, because bats, butterflies, and a bunch of other bugs ALSO pollinate

For those curious, the grenade was a dummy, and the guy was subdued by a marine

To be fair, as a Florida man, old mate thought he could get away with peeing near an aligator.

33:20 that qoute is just me af-

13:22 no matter the price, it was worth every penny of it.

45:48 - As opposed to the expected encounters.

"Because jesus wanted him to be rich." I see you Cartman

25:50 Hahaha. Oh they definitely have, and I know this because I once tried to take *actual* mini M&M’s through airport security, and they were all over that poor candy. 😂

1:10:29 My father is a Florida man, he has his license revoked, still drives.

Day 1143 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

17:00 that lady is averaging about 32 911 calls DAILY.

Look out ! Here comes The Florida Man !

Almost all of them has Robin as narrator. But, that one video has jack as narrator. What is going on? I am CONFUSED.

Florida Man @4:20 is none other than Brick In Yo Face rapper Stitches 😂😂

The reason the crazy crap always happens in Florida is because caca flows downstream from everywhere else and there is nowhere else for the caca to go.

50:32 I used to live there, Fantasy's at the Beach. They used to have commercials for this place on TV during the day before the Kids block of TV. Ms Cleo used to advertise along side this place.

15:45 ironic, a crocodile in an alligator themed park

Dear Florida Thank you just for being you

42:06 today i learned that the place in family guy is a real place

Potato man is here. Emkay is potato approved👍

Yay new video to sleep to!:)

At least some of the stories aren’t about crimes being committed. That’s one good thing.

3:26 What they’re on, I desperately need it at this very moment.