literally love when people think vaccines are the only way to get autism, some Karen literally thought I was vaccinated because she overheard me saying I was autistic. after explaining how genes work she started screaming and acted like I was assaulting her
@lordofcups782 жыл бұрын
Damn people really be stupid
@s.t.24612 жыл бұрын
That person's brain: *wow, such empty*
@emiliablackthorn2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about the eczema apparently
@MichaelAndIchael2 жыл бұрын
@S. T. what brain?
@People_Tube2 жыл бұрын
Karen: I am smart Pretty much everybody with a brain (Including people with a brain the size of a atom): No, you arent.
@devastation33952 жыл бұрын
fun fact: fish CAN drown. They breath oxygen just like us, but in the water, so if theres no excess oxygen in the water, they would drown. Edit: To all who keep saying hydrogen, I meant excess oxygen in h2o, there is still oxygen in water, but there can be a lack of excess.
@thetruebread72842 жыл бұрын
that's called suffocating
@fverheus2 жыл бұрын
Yeah they dont drown from breathing in water. They suffocate as mentioned above.
@Themanofstupid2 жыл бұрын
actually bow tha makes sebse
@godofthegolems38862 жыл бұрын
R/wtfmoment
@chichoy70862 жыл бұрын
this is taking, "sorry i couldn't do homework my fish drowned" to a whole new level.
@EvanGhostboy5 ай бұрын
(9:39) for those who don't understand, look where the graph is and look at the number of subscribers. The top says 0, 100, 200, 500, 1,000, 2,000, and 3,000. The subscriber count is in the millions.
@nicburnside12705 ай бұрын
Also, because PewDiePie has 98 million subscribers and is right next to Markiplier who had 24 million subscribers
@ebreshea27 күн бұрын
bro by that logic, pewdiepie would have 1.7 billion subscribers, not 98 million. And markiplier would have 1.25 billion. Even if it was in hundreds of thousands instead of millions, that would be closer, but still wrong. Not only is the measurement not specified, it's on some weird semi-exponential scale up until it reaches 1000, after which it becomes linear. And the bars are not to scale whatsoever. That whole graph is nonsense.
@y0yle_st4rz..2726 күн бұрын
hey, i said that too!! (im not saying you stole, im just saying we said the same thing)
@annierebeccaa10 ай бұрын
I like how at 54:54, Jack attempts and pronounces every word in the sentence but forgot to cut that take before re-recording and saying “I’m not even gonna attempt to say that”
@eddiefirstenberg10002 жыл бұрын
One time, my aunt told my sister that she doesn't believe in medicine. That's not even the worst part. Her husband has cancer, so medicine is what's keeping him alive. That's still not even the worst part. My sister is a nursing major. My aunt told her niece who's learning how to work in a medical field that she doesn't believe in the thing that's keeping her husband alive.
@silliestgooberintheworld2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Something that’s clearly keeping her husband alive is obviously fake and not real. Yeah, great logic auntie, better get a Nobel prize!
@graceslagle92402 жыл бұрын
Oh man, wishes for your poor uncle. Cancer sucks. Hope he makes it through
@floseatyard80632 жыл бұрын
Get you'd aunt some mental help, and I hope your uncle is ok
@zinc2zinc22 жыл бұрын
Hope your uncle gets better. Maybe your aunt means, she is disapointed that medicine doesnt CURE cancer but only treats it? not sure. maybe there was a mistake in translation. or maybe your Aunt is just weird.
@professorbraindead29512 жыл бұрын
Maybe she was devastated by the fact that her husband will probably die, and she started losing her sanity? I wish best to You and Your uncle.
@battadia2 жыл бұрын
"I've been a lost cause since age 8, I don't give a crap." Genuinely inspiring life quote.
@naikoruu_2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@JamesJohnson-rm4cs2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@AZlumpbox2 жыл бұрын
I've been a lost cause since I was born
@AZlumpbox2 жыл бұрын
I don't care
@miizuakiya2 жыл бұрын
ive been a lost cause since 4 because i played minecraft creative in reception Send help
@creatorglitch3 ай бұрын
19:46 according to google: Goofy is an American cartoon character created by the Walt Disney Company. He is a tall, anthropomorphic dog who typically wears a turtle neck and vest, with pants, shoes, white gloves, and a tall hat originally designed as a rumpled fedora.
@DinoRicky2 ай бұрын
Yeah Hi MD fan :)
@xxcr-ativityxx904411 ай бұрын
56:42 For those wondering, yes, cats **can** have mints as long as they dont experience diarrhea or vomiting. However, the leaves of the plant are toxic - including ones made for cooking and garnish. Giving your cat a candy cane or mint life saver is fine. Keep it away from the plant leaves.
@jonahalmirol622 Жыл бұрын
28:14 For those who don't know, he was holding a blue ringed octopus, one of the most deadly sea creatures
@bubbasaurus759 Жыл бұрын
ikr
@incredibox_lover Жыл бұрын
Eat it for a free trip to heaven
@ayoutubechannle4411 Жыл бұрын
As a kid if we even saw one of these things our parents would drag us outta there like a bat outta hell because mom lost a sis cause of one.
@rekietabeatslc9980 Жыл бұрын
Venom is 1000x more toxic than cyanide, blue rings become visible when it feels threatened 😳 (no recent deaths from it reported so poster survived encounter)
@John-hg8es Жыл бұрын
It intstantly kills anything
@ExoAether2 жыл бұрын
the surgery story was because that surgery was done before anesthesia was invented, so the quality of a surgery was determined not by how well it was performed, rather how fast it was done. As a quick surgery would mean less pain for the patient. Doctors would often throw care completely out the window in order to speedrun a surgery so the patient didn't have to lay there in agony sliced open on the operating table.
@jidrawzstuff2 жыл бұрын
is it me or do i know this from somewhere
@directrix777shinyshinyamyt42 жыл бұрын
@@jidrawzstuff You certainly do now!~
@sutirthjha45392 жыл бұрын
Speedrunning other people's life(real)
@eeelorde99622 жыл бұрын
@@sutirthjha4539 (i falied!)
@kallixo2 жыл бұрын
surgeon simulator any%
@yashnachattree72148 ай бұрын
29:02 My french teacher once gave me a black and white exam paper and one of the questions was “What colour is this flower?” and she scolded us because we didn’t know that it was yellow
@andistansbury436619 күн бұрын
Apparently she doesn't know anything except french.
@goodusername305 Жыл бұрын
17:00 i like how both articles say “if he dies” as of he’s some immortal being.
@aboldone82052 жыл бұрын
It took me 19 minutes to realize this isn't just a normal r/facepalm video, this is top of all time
i honestly didnt see that until you pointed it out
@karelsimek58712 жыл бұрын
@@henryhartin2733 r/amongushentai
@thatTesstyBish2 жыл бұрын
"Dinosaurs weren't killed by an asteroid, they died of overhunting by humans." -My Stepmother
@yahelgamer322 жыл бұрын
Well tbh if dinasours were still around we will be hunting them to extinction
@1000-THR2 жыл бұрын
@@yahelgamer32 Granados karanadalas!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡
@Abstract_zx2 жыл бұрын
many evolution-deniers actually believe that humans and dinosaurs coexisted at one point
@Speedfly12 жыл бұрын
@@Abstract_zx How could caveman draw dinosours on the walls if the never saw one?? not like they had fotos or a coloring book, back then.
@IceNineThrills2 жыл бұрын
@@Speedfly1 no, but I'm sure they found remnants of those dinosaurs. Ask I scientist or something.
@T.S.G_TV3 ай бұрын
(53:40) Jack: "I gaurentee both of them are under 17" Literally their pfp being their wedding photo
@Flauviexxo11 ай бұрын
“A sinkhole roughly the size of six to seven washing machines-“
@superdr11202 жыл бұрын
These are pretty funny, people should make a dedicated thread on a website or app for people to post this kind of stuff
@australianman472 жыл бұрын
Waiting for a wooosh
@luckysniper16592 жыл бұрын
Reading is for losers. Lol
@Oriryo2 жыл бұрын
I know right? A subreddit of this sounds good too!
@kkisadorabubble2 жыл бұрын
I bet it would be the best thing since sliced bread
@frozenburst64632 жыл бұрын
Yeah that would be cool... Wait a minute!
@annacraft39392 жыл бұрын
I was asked by my friend with a straight face "Is Africa a state?" In advanced social studies, I've never let her forget it to this day
@ironlisa7s2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@FractalPrism. Жыл бұрын
answer: it is if you dont mind.
@seedrid Жыл бұрын
One time someone told me “one day I wanna go to the beautiful country of Paris😍”
@jeanmcleod940 Жыл бұрын
@@seedrid oh
@skarlsboroughworkshops6826 Жыл бұрын
My friend said Russia is in Australia..
@user-qn2up4uk5j2 ай бұрын
2:18 I like to think this is an attempt to ruin a shop’s reputation with the logic of, “We put the S in comfort!” “There’s… no S in comfort.” *Exactly*
@TheSilverTRex Жыл бұрын
31:36 so In third grade there was this kid in my class and he kept arguing that all chicken eggs were already fertilized, but somehow they would just remove the embryo without breaking the egg I tried to explain it to him 100 times but he just not listen. I wonder what he is doing today 😂
@audreygo1828 Жыл бұрын
I learn something new about EmKay every day. Two days ago I learned that Lexi is an IT engineer (because I kinda don't watch their videos in order), yesterday I learned that Robin took Japanese classes in high school, and today I learned that Damien used to work in the resteraunt buisness.
@SphereSquared11 ай бұрын
Peoxppp
@audreygo182811 ай бұрын
@@SphereSquared Huh?
@SphereSquared11 ай бұрын
@@audreygo1828 I was running and I think somehow I pocket commented this I don’t know how, but It happened
@ryder314511 ай бұрын
yesterday i learned lexi was trans, i had not know that earlier.
@elhazthorn918 Жыл бұрын
At work some old woman in the baking aisle asked me to help her find the flour. So I pointed to the bag of flour in front of her face. She says "No! That's the WHEAT flour, I need regular flour!" When I asked her what grain "regular" flour is made out of, she went silent. Edit: Also, honorary mention to the old man who had to clarify whether rock sugar was sweet or not.
@BogWarThunder Жыл бұрын
Humans☕...
@plague_doctor-scp-049 Жыл бұрын
i bet her brain was as smooth as a tiktokers brain XD
@sorathespiritwolf5905 Жыл бұрын
@@plague_doctor-scp-049 nahh she straight up had a TikTokers brain
@plague_doctor-scp-049 Жыл бұрын
@@sorathespiritwolf5905 true tho
@VERYSTUPID2386 Жыл бұрын
ahh yes not wheat flour i dont want that no i need the meat flour
@UnreliableArsonist10 ай бұрын
My youngest brother was talking to me about biology (or something about animals), and he said “birds are birds, not animals.” Let me tell you that would make me so angry for no good reason, I spent an hour arguing with him (I had some good points) but the only defense, or even reason he could come up with is repeating “birds are birds.” I don’t know why I even bothered at that point. It still annoys me to this day.
@Frosted.Donut.Holes_5 ай бұрын
Once a few years age I was at school in math class we were talking about fractions and one of my friends said “you can’t divide 1/9 in half” I said “ yes you can its 1/18” she started arguing with me that you can’t divide 1/9 in half, I wonder if she learned anything from that argument
@Chunky_doggo2 жыл бұрын
Damien sometimes radiates the same asshole energy as TF2's scout P.S. jack, as an australian i can easily say that we speak differently enough for it to be its own language
@rua59102 жыл бұрын
never thought of it that way but now i cant get it out of my head
@CultReport2 жыл бұрын
Same could be said about the Irish accent
@muquilord2 жыл бұрын
L o l
@maxwell_the_cat692 жыл бұрын
As an australian i get the 2nd part
@ultrapro76thegamer212 жыл бұрын
I'd call english a type of language and australian, US and english(those in england) etc. However, it would make only a slight convienience.
@johannasweet11202 жыл бұрын
You know what I just had one of these moments earlier in the week with my sister. Our house has three floors (ground, second, and a basement) and the second floor tends to get really hot. Her room is on the second floor. It’s been unusually hot in her room compared to even the rest of the second floor for a while. She complained about it to our mother who then asked her to check if her (floor) vent is open. My sister said “I can’t check it because I have a bunch of stuff piled on top of it.” After watching my mother die inside for what felt like an eternity, I yelled in frustration “then get the shit off your vent!!” She did, found that her vent was also shut, opened it, and was absolutely amazed the next day by how well it cooled her room. She even said “maybe that was the problem!” as if she had a eureka moment.
@kirstenspencer5292 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@chaoticglitched2 жыл бұрын
…wow I am laughing my ass off right now
@Sir_Kat Жыл бұрын
That's so sad. I send my regards and hope she will live to the age of 40
@jacelacey2162 Жыл бұрын
It was so long I almost lost interest
@Gusenichka925 Жыл бұрын
@Jace Lacey your attention span so short tiktok feels like a math lesson to you
@ButWhyWasTaken3 ай бұрын
6:00 because we all know that being a doctor online makes you so very smart and _special..._
@sh4rkzxz Жыл бұрын
31:27 taco: obviously a soft taco Damien: was it a hard taco or a soft taco
@QueenCheetah2 жыл бұрын
I once informed my dad that I (believe) he has ADHD. His response? "I got it from you!" ...this is the same man who once needed my help removing some squirrel poop from my mom's vehicle upholstery before she noticed.
@bhoot63112 жыл бұрын
suddenly ADHD is contagious
@barneymiller78942 жыл бұрын
Wtf happened to the squirrel?
@QueenCheetah2 жыл бұрын
@@barneymiller7894 Dad had this bright idea that he could stop squirrels from coming into our yard and destroying stuff by trapping and releasing them in another town- kinda like trying to clear a beach one grain of sand at a time.
@nameless......................2 жыл бұрын
suddenly, idiocy
@barneymiller78942 жыл бұрын
I think you meant: Suddenly! Squirrel feces!
@sylenc6629 Жыл бұрын
31:30 well, as a german, someone told me that they were sorry for me having such an asshole president. They thought the mustache guy was still alive...
@apocalypse_ben4465Ай бұрын
Oh 💀💀💀
@HelluvaMari0FanАй бұрын
I feel kinda bad for him, though. He made a masterpiece to get in an art school and the school turned him down.
@y0yle_st4rz..2726 күн бұрын
@@HelluvaMari0Fanyeah, but still he did start a war.
@HelluvaMari0Fan26 күн бұрын
@@y0yle_st4rz..27 And kill 6 million Jewish people.
@Upbreaker23 күн бұрын
Also he isn’t really a president
@Cooldud22 ай бұрын
9:33 the face palm is the numbers on the top
@ctosiecki Жыл бұрын
Back in first grade, I was talking with a couple of friends of mine and I told them about how I never ended up getting my 7th birthday party, and they told me that "I was still six." All because I didn't have a PARTY.
@Morna7775 ай бұрын
Sounds like pretty solid kid logic
@IGNWv442 жыл бұрын
For people wondering how 36:17 happened. this happened on a road in Canada, where the driver of the truck swerved off into a utility pole, which caused a sudden stop of the truck, which lifted the back end of the truck up into the air. The trailer then landed on the roof of the house. Luckily, the home owners were in their garage which was located at the back of the house. and I think the truck driver was also ok. Here's a link to the video: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gMloa62grd6Rm40.html
@Antthraxx2 жыл бұрын
Thats for clarifying. It looks total crazy
@IGNWv442 жыл бұрын
@@Antthraxx lol, I was so confused on how it happened
@IGNWv442 жыл бұрын
@CreativeUnoriginals I’m assuming the trailer was almost empty, and it looks like they aren’t going more than 50mph
@Dr.K.Wette_BE2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that small wooden support in front of the house meant to place a "for sale" board ? If they just bought the house, that is a very bad welcome present !
@JaggedBird2 жыл бұрын
It's actually funnier with the explanation due to how absurd this is. I'm glad they're all okay but that's fucking mental mate
@moonlight71372 жыл бұрын
i love how Damien cracks himself up. Makes these videos a thousand times better :)
@touchofgrey58302 жыл бұрын
He laughs at his own jokes. I mean it makes it better but it’s not right, I’m not telling him to stop though
@AlPootis2 жыл бұрын
@@touchofgrey5830 better than robin getting whooooshed in some other vids
@soldiernumberx89212 жыл бұрын
It’s fake he have it in script
@tobitheweirdgerman2302 жыл бұрын
@@touchofgrey5830 still dont fully get what the problem is if you laugh at your own joke I mean arent you supposed to laugh at jokes. But eh just my opinion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@XiaolinDraconis2 жыл бұрын
I bet 4 Aussie bux that he didn't realize what the problem was at 13:10 oh hey look there's a hashtag. 100% positive most of these go over both of their heads. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if their own comments have been featured and they laughed at themselves without realizing it. I enjoy both laughing with and at them.
@agentburningbutters3655 Жыл бұрын
8:46 He caught the spider :D
@blademaster23902 жыл бұрын
4:48 Jokes aside, can we all collectively acknowledge the fact that the meme isnt just a facepalm, but also technically the truth? Cause the cosplayer was _literally_ dressed as a NCR Ranger from Fallout New Vegas
@thiagogonzalesgoswitz89182 жыл бұрын
And also r/crappydesign
@somethingstrangeallorracairns2 жыл бұрын
I live in grande Prairie Alberta, i have once seen a lady squat down and just scream in public
@FunSizeSpamberguesa2 жыл бұрын
Dumbest thing I've ever heard was a guy in high school who said, "Man, how did people get the news before TV was invented?" This was the 90s, when newspapers were still incredibly common, and this guy was 16 or 17.
@administratory24342 жыл бұрын
im gonna miss this guy
@denverarnold62102 жыл бұрын
Not to mention radio and, before that, those morse code machines transcribed onto newspapers for non-local news.
@denverarnold62102 жыл бұрын
@Mateusz Abramczyk they'll also ask "what's a floppy disk" when you point to a save icon, or "what's a tree" when you point to paper.
@justafox97732 жыл бұрын
I've always wondered: does the W on the tennis racet is just the M in m and n's?
@DacLMK2 жыл бұрын
If few decades (or even now), expect this to hear: "Man, hod did people get their news before the internet was invented?"
@meratolima11 ай бұрын
I go to an English and French immersion school in Canada. One of my classmates asked me “do all of you french student come from France?” And I had to tell him with a straight face that no almost all of us are born in Canada
@HelluvaMari0FanАй бұрын
14:12 Me: Okay, child murderer. Karen: I'm not murdering them, I'm helping them. Me: Yeah, helping them see God.
@BlondeKidGideon2 жыл бұрын
Im so used to hearing Lubalin sing the “attorney general” thing that I resorted to singing it myself 😂
@enix482 жыл бұрын
Same lol can't unhear it
@fa1ry_du5t-old2 жыл бұрын
This was this horse isn't from England
@BlondeKidGideon2 жыл бұрын
@@fa1ry_du5t-old k buddy
@Sleve-McDichael2 жыл бұрын
@@fa1ry_du5t-old you sure don't know everything about a horse, hunny!
@avag7856 Жыл бұрын
SLAAAYY ME TOOOOO
@Lexthefazworker Жыл бұрын
39:44 I don' think damien realised it but, they're just holding it upside down.
@jessi6431 Жыл бұрын
😊
@Mercury_From_Solarballs Жыл бұрын
So it’s supposed to say “Emoh”?
@chleb69 Жыл бұрын
@@Mercury_From_Solarballsyou know that you can turn in more directions than 1 right?
@bug.mortuary Жыл бұрын
@@Mercury_From_Solarballs …. I can’t tell if this is ironic or not
@person831 Жыл бұрын
@@Mercury_From_Solarballs are you trolling? please tell me you're trolling. I will actually cry if you aren't
@Goblin_With_A_Fungus5 ай бұрын
31:45 the dumb thing I listened to was in this video at 9:45. The problem with the KZfaqr bar graph was the number labels. It showed Pewdiepie with 98,452,724, but he is behind the 2,000 space, and Damien didn't even notice it. Edit: Just listened to the rest of what you were saying at 31:45 I'm so sorry :'(
@Random_Videos_Com9 ай бұрын
31:52 One of my old friends said that when the stop hand thing on the walk sign at stop lights flash, it means you have to stop and go repeatedly.
@noahbarger12 жыл бұрын
"That's the largest piece of wood I've ever seen in my life." Trees: "Am I a joke to you?"
@brumode19442 жыл бұрын
elon proceeds to smite trishas account off of twitter for not knowing who he is
@Loaf_ve2 жыл бұрын
@@Just-water778 wood trees
@paradoxinvader5051 Жыл бұрын
@@Loaf_ve Tf is a wood tree?
@superk9letsplays419 Жыл бұрын
@@paradoxinvader5051 a tree made out of wood
@luvbusy2602 Жыл бұрын
keyword: Piece not a whole tree
@durpydino10742 жыл бұрын
I love how Damien is always happy as a clown here, and then robin is just over here losing his shit.
@I-am-moderately-stupid Жыл бұрын
I have never heard the phrase "happy as a clown" and quite frankly I hope I never have to again
@durpydino1074 Жыл бұрын
@@I-am-moderately-stupid Oh really, would it make you... HAPPY AS A CLOWN?
@I-am-moderately-stupid Жыл бұрын
@@durpydino1074 I hope I never hear again after that.
@NootandBoots Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile jack: what a T R A D E G Y
@durpydino1074 Жыл бұрын
@@NootandBoots Y E P
@RoseVerdict9 ай бұрын
31:36 One time someone I know IRL was complaining about all the apps that phone makers and service providers cram into phones that take up massive amounts of space and can't actually be uninstalled. As a part of the conversation, I agreed, "Ugh, yeah, I *hate* bloatware-" and he IMMEDIATELY cut me off with "What? No, I'm not talking about whatever bloatware is, I'm talking about system apps you never want or need that take up way too much space and can't get deleted!" Less than 60 seconds later, still on the topic of this particular type of app, he went, "it's like, oh, what's the word...? Ah, right! Bloatware!" Absolutely nobody called him on it, and they looked at me like I was the weird one when I just glared at him.
@kerisaltchannel3817 Жыл бұрын
12:10 isnt the real one dead
@makoTRIDER4205 ай бұрын
he IS dead
@hailirandallwagner3092 Жыл бұрын
When I was in school, (elementary/primary and in 4th grade) a kid came up to me, who looked around 8, and said, “listen! I can count numbers! One, two, uh, four, six, I never mind.” And walked away. It was great.
@hailirandallwagner3092 Жыл бұрын
Also! I was nine.
@TLOC-Ic_SpadesАй бұрын
The fact that one of the grade six's in my primary school forgot how to count to ten and was like- "one, four- oh flip, I forgot how to count to ten." He was one of my schools school captains btw.
@ゼフィ2 жыл бұрын
"you cant just grab a fresh cup of oj and go yum right into the femoral artery". HELP i CANT STOP LAUGHING, the way he said it was perfect.
@Seagull695 Жыл бұрын
10:45 imagine telling a police officer you got high. oopsies
@ayambac4 ай бұрын
"I've been a lost cause since i was 8" you didnt have to do that to yourself
@aidenrose61882 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: looking through binoculars backwards is a technique used for tracking animals in some places.
@Kam_Uncommon2 жыл бұрын
If this is true now I know
@unknownpizzashop38212 жыл бұрын
I think it is plausible. It makes sense to me.
@idkanymore50662 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@painkillerjones62322 жыл бұрын
How?
@aidenrose61882 жыл бұрын
@@painkillerjones6232 it gives them a focal point, kind of like tunnel vision. It blocks outside information from reaching their eyes.
@scarox932 жыл бұрын
9:52 Not only are the intervals at the top scaled very very wrong but the distance between 22 mil and 24 mil is the same from 24 mil to 98 mil. Which is most def not how that works.
@Firan252 жыл бұрын
Ok I see that. Here I thought the facepalm was about how pewdiepie has 98 mil in the first place. :p
@Heathen.Deity.2 жыл бұрын
Oh come on! We all know that 1.75m is really just the same as 74.25m. 😜
@JoshSweetvale2 жыл бұрын
No kidding. Any other amazing revelations that 7th graders could explain?
@user-tb7ml8kz7h2 жыл бұрын
these bars are shown on a logarithmic scale, which means that +1 on this scale equals to 10x higher value. It mainly is used to show both very big and very small values at the same time.
@D-D-DAKI2 жыл бұрын
Just look up
@thundertree18093 ай бұрын
“So Damien once did…”
@jeslyndillard18325 ай бұрын
something stupid is that I had the boy in my 4th grade, and it was lunch time, and he was staring at my chest...I looked at him and said, "why the *beep* are you staring at me??" he dead eye, looked me in the eyes, stuck his tounge out and then said, "you don't have a bra..." and wiggles his tounge. I cried so hard when I got home.
@KensNotReal2 жыл бұрын
That exact checkers thing happened to me and my sister when we were kids. They had one at our pediatricians office. My older sister insisted this was how it was set up, she would NOT believe me (pre-smart phones to google it and show her), so I eventually gave up was like, "yeah, let's play like this and see what happens." After a little while of not playing checkers, she realized she was doing it wrong.
@cheezytoxins86522 жыл бұрын
I had to basically teach my entire family how to play checkers properly.
@zadynhopkins69202 жыл бұрын
i dont even know whats wrong with the checkers board cause I've never played checkers and its really making me mad
@ragingfirefrog2 жыл бұрын
@@zadynhopkins6920 To take pieces, you have to jump diagonally over your opponent's piece. You can't do that if they are on different colors. The pieces are all supposed to be on one color. Personally, I like chess a lot more, though I haven't played it in a while.
@DaydreamerEnfield2 жыл бұрын
Literally nobody ever told me this isn’t how you set up a checkers board…I literally played with the board like that my whole life and nobody ever told me that’s not how you play lol
@zadynhopkins69202 жыл бұрын
@@ragingfirefrog thanks
@KaiyaCorrbin2 жыл бұрын
What I find really funny is neither EmKay nor the person holding the "home" sign realized that they were holding it upside down and backwards...all they had to do flip it over and around and it would have been correct. xDDD The H, O, and E in that type font have horizontal symmetry.
@toshirokardevaand27722 жыл бұрын
Or just flip it vertically to do that in one move.
@apocalypstic2 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU! That oddly bothered me and I came to the comments to see if anyone else caught that.
@madnessmax24072 жыл бұрын
@@apocalypstic I second that
@MothGodSpectreDXIX2 жыл бұрын
I feel dumb cuz I needed to rewind the video and realize that 😂
@CrAziAngel2 жыл бұрын
Literally paused at 39:45 and went right to the comments, trying to see if sb else seen it too😂
@TheRealGorilla-mh6zn9 ай бұрын
So when I was in primary school, I would ask some of the kids in my class “what’s 1,000 times 1,000” and most of the kids said 1,000 or 2,000 😂😂😂
@Abitscrewycreations Жыл бұрын
I was about to have a fucking heart attack wondering if Goofy was actually supposed to be a cow and he is, in fact, an anthropomorphic dog. I can now rest easily.
@pirobot668beta9 ай бұрын
Cows have lower teeth, but no uppers.
@shwahgamer2 ай бұрын
What could have happened here is that the person got confused between Goofy and another older Disney character named Clarabelle Cow. She's not used much anymore, but she is a cow, and has a similar body type to Goofy. They must have thought Goofy was a cow too.
@judgementbird2248 Жыл бұрын
17:25 Actually, fun fact, they can. If the water a fish is swimming in becomes devoid of oxygen, a fish can drown in water.
@ryder314511 ай бұрын
not devoid, just lacking in, and hypoxia dosent usually happen in that circumstance.
@user-dr9wy3uu7k9 ай бұрын
actually the fish would suffocate cause fish don't drown
@TheWagonroast8 ай бұрын
Id it becomes devoid of oxygen, it just just be pure hydrogen, so…
@ryder31458 ай бұрын
@@TheWagonroast it wouldnt be pure but youre correct
@RandomDucc-sj8pd8 ай бұрын
@@TheWagonroastah yes, because goldfish are capable of performing electrolysis inside water
@Mac-XD4 күн бұрын
My mother when talking about my birthday "I know that you will be sad, but i will be happy!"
@ShenLong991 Жыл бұрын
1:02:20 what? Do they realize that this may harm health and the normal functions of the bladder and kidneys.
@Memerastral4564 Жыл бұрын
"I want your car to blow up" that's the best thing I've heard today
@sharonyoung42773 ай бұрын
Correct. 🗿🍷
@Phoenix-uy9jl Жыл бұрын
i love how every single clip of damian ends in uncontrollable laughter. the best part is most of the t8me hes laughing about his own jokes and comments.
@tonidufrene5845 Жыл бұрын
t8me?
@malakaicross1091 Жыл бұрын
@@tonidufrene5845 it's pronounced teightme
@LowEffortContent-9 ай бұрын
@@tonidufrene5845 t9me
@wigley76105 ай бұрын
time*
@LampertTheIKEAlamp3 ай бұрын
@@tonidufrene5845 Yes.
@chaosinsurgencyorci24239 күн бұрын
2:42 as someone diagnosed with ADD I cannot tell you how much this made me laugh, mainly because people with ADD can still be intelligent
@YesItsEnanan28 күн бұрын
22:30 It’s giving “Congratulations, you won!” (Iykyk)
@deltoid77-nick2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting this to be a 10-minute video never looking at the time index. At 26 minutes is when I knew something was wrong.
@MothGodSpectreDXIX2 жыл бұрын
Same but at 36 for me lol Didn’t even realize
@jackhazard78232 жыл бұрын
For me it was when I heard Damiens voice
@bryanlemmens682 жыл бұрын
32:27 i just wanted to comment until i noticed it
@Frostfern942 жыл бұрын
31:12 for me
@Frostfern942 жыл бұрын
@@bryanlemmens68 I’m actually at that exact bit right now
@AkaiSenkouXD2 жыл бұрын
39:47 cant tell if Damien was laughing at how OP took the picture with the sign upside down or if he thought the M was attached upside down.
@michellepoe36802 жыл бұрын
Yo same
@kneegrow35922 жыл бұрын
Nah I was like is op serious rn, they got it upside down
@julianthomas63622 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment the same thing
@mr.nobody82702 жыл бұрын
Fucking same, my guy
@stefanfansub4852 жыл бұрын
Same
@Lyrebird.Rainwing4 ай бұрын
All I could think of when I saw that first one was Lubalin's "Turning internet drama into songs"
@-_Nifi_-8 ай бұрын
“The earth is a pyramid” -my actual f()cking classmates
@Grayson-tk5hn8 ай бұрын
focking?
@loveleedesigns2 жыл бұрын
0:37 “..and also those games which are in the age limit of your child” Never knew Mario could cause irl violence /sarcasm
@vybepokemon60442 жыл бұрын
1st off I’m sorry about the sex bots. 2nd off. Turtles
@ZanderStrom102 жыл бұрын
Should I be concerned about the future of KZfaq?
@vybepokemon60442 жыл бұрын
@@ZanderStrom10 yes.
@Tw0Dots2 жыл бұрын
@@ZanderStrom10 You’re a bit late there, lol. YT has been doomed for a long time
@zipzapzop17042 жыл бұрын
@@Tw0Dots we all knew it would end like this.... and it always will.
@ahmedraza23752 жыл бұрын
28:16 for anyone wondering, its called the blue ring octopus and its the deadliest octopus that lives today. it can kill you in a matter of minutes
@xenoplayz5992 жыл бұрын
thanks xD
@KittyChaingun2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I was wondering about that.
@mrlox95763 ай бұрын
Still one of the funniest Emkay vids. 👍
@Lego_builder_12343 ай бұрын
The fact that people think that video games cause violence is quite sad. Like, what video games did Hitler, Stalin, Putin, vlad the impaler, or satan himself play?
@khoaitaynuong10622 ай бұрын
definitely not doom
@core_russell38692 ай бұрын
Satin
@Lego_builder_12342 ай бұрын
@@khoaitaynuong1062 if you are talking about Columbine, those kids were unstable.
@khoaitaynuong10622 ай бұрын
@@Lego_builder_1234 there are barely any crimes caused by video games but we live in a society where facebook moms and karens exist
@Lego_builder_12342 ай бұрын
@@khoaitaynuong1062 True
@bagelcatinator82432 жыл бұрын
3:36 when he said “hey honey, pop out a couple more” I imagined someone shooting babies out rapid fire like a machine gun
@noteleks17132 жыл бұрын
1:02:05 fun fact, it can actually damage your bladder in a way if you hold your urine in too long
@Zip_FPE2Ай бұрын
Did some research on the lifeguard situation. Apparently, his co-workers also quit. Why was he fired? Well, there were certain areas those lifeguards had to watch. This wouldn't be an issue.. if they didn't have to stay in their own lane to save someone. So what does this have to do with him being fired? Oh, simple. He saw a person drowning, but the lifeguard watching that area wasn't there, so he broke the rules just to save someone's life. He was fired the next day. Luckily, as mentioned earlier, his co-workers quit as well. I mean, seriously, if you're gonna have lifeguards at the beach (yea, I forgot to mention it took place there), the least you could do is let them bend the rules if another lifeguard isnt there to save them in time.
@Super-y4x3 күн бұрын
7:10 the funny part abt this is that my mom cant solve this but i can lmao
@ethanmoreno53752 жыл бұрын
Person: "Are fire extinguishers flammable?" Me: "Dude...what?" Person: "like the thing inside, the foam, is it flammable?"
@nicktheguy_2 жыл бұрын
i wonder... truly makes me go HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THONK
@sapphiresplash2 жыл бұрын
Yes, obviously, hence why it's a FIRE extinguisher. (Im joking don't kill me)
@logankanaley33842 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@JuMiKu2 жыл бұрын
They have probably heard of them exploding, which does happen on occasion.
@bigfootadmirer86272 жыл бұрын
51:13 I can not stop laughing at how aggressive he gets only to announce Garfield has joined Reddit
@tieflingcorpse98179 күн бұрын
the national interest gotta cover their bases, now no matter what happens they can say they were right lmao
@user-ut9xz8eu2w27 күн бұрын
"sweet mary mother of joseph" i died
@f1p14202 жыл бұрын
"what is that gonna solve?" "I want your car to blow up" Funniest sudden change ever. I love damien, best narrator ever
@kaidens53732 жыл бұрын
13:15 He really said "forget about taxes" and not "its 4 dollars, not four million"
@vymston59182 жыл бұрын
He also said "the population of Australia is 25 million DOLLARS"
@FireFoxDestroyer2 жыл бұрын
He said “forgot about taxes” because $100 million dollars could actually just be used for taxes
@kaidens53732 жыл бұрын
@@FireFoxDestroyerwow ur so smart, can u read #damienmissedthejoke
@FireFoxDestroyer2 жыл бұрын
@@kaidens5373 feel free to harass me but for some reason I do not know what the heck this comment thread is
@teathesilkwing76164 ай бұрын
I think he was joking
@TacoTourettes9 ай бұрын
Just trying to listen to this late at night, and all i hear is "S S SSS SSS SSS SSS S SS S S S S"😭😭
@w.d.gaster1142 Жыл бұрын
Autism is not vaccinating, Vaccinating is not autism.
@Draiocht0122 жыл бұрын
For the record, Guinness never gave anyone the world record for "darkest skin tone."
@infelulmeu44942 жыл бұрын
I think we all know what would happen
@bluesteel16642 жыл бұрын
Wrong, it did happen and the winner wore it with pride
@bluesteel16642 жыл бұрын
@@Draiocht012 then how tf did they get the photo?
@bluesteel16642 жыл бұрын
Hol up I studied the thing your right Photoshop
@rilynnmillerr63572 жыл бұрын
Still doesn't make it racist. If they don't recognize it, people will call it racist, if you do recognize it, again, it will be called racist. You mention skin tone at all, and people freak out. I fucking hate society.
@RebbecaRat2 жыл бұрын
OCD isn't too bad. Now if you excuse me I'll go back to deep cleaning my cereal bowl and wondering if my door is locked.
@christophersavignon4191 Жыл бұрын
Just get that Bleach cereal, and you can skip the cleaning.
@plague_doctor-scp-049 Жыл бұрын
@@christophersavignon4191 hahaha i guess im not the only one who likes murdering people
@RebbecaRat4 ай бұрын
@@christophersavignon4191 That is very true
@AJR_Aiden8 ай бұрын
Damien said in an Emkay video once that he would cry if we put something that he said in the comments. That was his first mistake.
@AprilView6 ай бұрын
"Is broccoli a state?" - classmate while in high school. "But isn't your mom always wet?" friend and I talking to each other after swimming "But cancer doesn't do anything but give people random free handouts" - a different classmate in high school- a teacher had passed due to cancer mind you.
@madison86692 жыл бұрын
Here's an example of something stupid someone said: Damien: (while looking at what is OBVIOUSLY a soft taco) was it a soft or hard taco
@crystalspence77672 жыл бұрын
I wanted to say the same thing!!!
@VictoriaMarch13 Жыл бұрын
@@crystalspence7767 me too 🤣
@dirty56ace Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 wait , he doesn't see the whole taco sitting there 😂😂
@KokichiAndNagitosCombinedMinds Жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly when he said that
@haku8135 Жыл бұрын
@@dirty56ace Yeah, I just thought "You can see the taco man, it's not like cracked or SHATTERED like something crunchy slammed into a book normally is..... Not that you should be slamming anything crunchy into books, you monster.
@Tomith2 жыл бұрын
Damien´s laugh is so good. I have a friend who laughs in a similar manner, mostly over his own knowingly bad jokes or stupid random stuff and it´s heaven.
@truntfundle94373 ай бұрын
The “HOWE” at 39:43 one is funny because if they just turn the wrist (and word) around and then flip the word upside down again it would just say “HOME” like it should. So the person who made the picture it is either perfectly oblivious or maybe they’re making a joke and it’s like ironic and clever and funny, idk but either way I like that one and it didn’t seem like Damien noticed it was just being held in a way that makes it look dumb.
@truntfundle94373 ай бұрын
I just realized you could just flip the word on it’s horizontal axis the way it’s sitting in the video and boom, you’ve got a product that is capable of doing at least the 1 job you’d need it to do.
@itz_saigebae Жыл бұрын
(This is my brother's story) In April this year, we went on a school trip to Washington D.C. for 2 days, we were sent to the WW2 memorial and told to find a territory that wasn't part of the U.S. anymore. My brother and his friend were walking around and looking at different names of states/territory's. His friend points at a name and says,"Maybe that one..?". It said "District of Columbia" on it. She didn't even realize until he said her name and then she went,"OH- WAIT...".
@redacted84322 жыл бұрын
9:31 this is the problem; While Jack’s numbers are ~2,000,000 short of Mark’s, it shows a distance. That distance, however, is the exact same distance as between Mark’s and Pewdiepie’s, while Marks is ~54,000,000 as apposed to ~Jack’s 2,000,000 short of Mark. The other problem shown on this image is that the line Jack is barely crossing is the 1,000 line.
@CraftingTableMC2 жыл бұрын
r/beatmetoit
@nightytime2 жыл бұрын
@@CraftingTableMC r/ihavereddit
@Yawyna1242 жыл бұрын
@@nightytime ...you're on a reddit video and are being snarky that people are making reddit references.
@nightytime2 жыл бұрын
@@Yawyna124 r/shutup
@Yawyna1242 жыл бұрын
@@nightytime r/ihavereddit
@ViridianFlow Жыл бұрын
39:43 Not only did the person who took the photo not realise but somehow even Emkay didn't. The sign is fine, flip it over stupid. Emkay, come on now, how did you miss that? That's a face palm for EmKay
@florendilhobbit2099 Жыл бұрын
Came Here for this comment. Had to scroll way too far for it.
@Conceptofcandid4043 Жыл бұрын
That isn't emkay that is one of the "narrators".
@ViridianFlow Жыл бұрын
@@Conceptofcandid4043 Sure but if you go to McDonald's and they screw up your order, you don't say "Bradley out the back screwed up my order", you say McDonald's did. The narrator are still part of the business.
@Mercury_From_Solarballs Жыл бұрын
But then if you flip it it says “EmoH” because to make it an M you have to flip it upside down
@ViridianFlow Жыл бұрын
@@Mercury_From_SolarballsIs this sarcastic? Please tell me this is sarcastic. If you flip it lengthways it says "3WOH" not "EmoH", if you flip it over the horizontal it says "HOME". If it's not sarcastic, I'm worried about your spatial reasoning.
@davidbrown30314 ай бұрын
The clip with the truck on the house was probably caused by the cargo area being empty and the truck being driven at high speed. Miss a corn, hit a curb and the underweight backend goes airborne
@StefiDuta8 ай бұрын
"That's a small boulder the size of a big boulder." *-Damien from EmKay*
@michaelametty8809Ай бұрын
My best friend and I went out for dinner.I ordered buffalo wings.I noticed a chill in the area and her glaring at me. When I asked her what was wrong she in all honesty informed me that she thought I was cruel for eating the wings off buffalos! Through my fit of laughter I asked her how many buffalos she's seen flying to which she replied-well they can't cos people are eating their wings! 😂😂😂
@knittingnana29392 жыл бұрын
I had a moron for a neighbor who would come up with gems like "he wanted to have his cake and ice cream too", she called stucco "stuckle". But the stupidest thing she said to me was this gem: "I was 21 before I realized that we live on top of the earth instead of inside it" Supposedly, she actually went to college. I actually sold my house and moved to get away from her.