The 50 % more on the mustard was actually correct. Because 50% of 12oz is 6oz and 12oz plus 6oz (50% of 12 oz) equals 18oz. 12oz*50%+12oz=18oz

50% more of 12 is 18, as 50% of 12 is 6, 6+12=18. People think it should be 24 but that is double the original amount or 100% more. So, facepalm?🤦🏼

"You forfeit your humanity when you try to take mine away" goes hard as fuck

Bro doesn't want "illigals" Also, the 50% more stuff is correct

"my husband killed me!" "how are you speaking to me?" "i got better..."

"'I ate the cotton yesterday.' You 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻??" Damien said calmly.

9:21 the energy in that "you *WHAT*:

3:19 As an American, becoming multilingual was the best decision I ever made. It allowed to be go places and meet incredible people that I would otherwise never be able to communicate with. English is my native tongue, but I studied my second language in university in the US. I was really serious about studying it at the time, so I was constantly practicing and carrying around my flash cards and notebooks. My American friends at the time never really said anything to my face about it, but I could tell they were confused or even turned off by how much effort I was putting into learning a foreign language. It’s either they thought I was wasting my time, or they called me out for “bragging” about being able to speak more than *one* language. The US is something else man. Imagine living in a melting pot nation and getting called out or put down for just trying to accommodate for others or expand your horizons beyond the US.

It’s so good to hear Damien again His wheezing laugh is just the most hilarious thing ever!

I've got one, I was at my friend's house with some other people and the conversation somehow got onto veins, one of them proceeded to say, "But legs don't have veins" Literally everyone there laughed

I love the part where Damien just laughs at his own jokes.

I wish there was a way to save Damien’s sheer joy when he read “ free rectal photography” 10:20

28:02 Actually, that *is* how that works. Injecting air into your blood can lead to air embolisms, which can be fatal as they may result in heart attacks or strokes. It's why doctors are careful to make sure there are no bubbles in their syringes before an injection. EDIT: I'm being told it takes much more than a few bubbles to cause complications in the blood. My thinking was that it was more of a precautionary thing, just to avoid the possibility, but I stand corrected. Still, don't inject air into your blood. :)

Ah, the good ol' DC trip... that's where my friends found out I not only sleep with my eyes wide open, I also whisper in my sleep! I was sleeping so soundly I didn't hear my roommate scream and fall out of bed when she saw me. I now have to warn people.

Just a little tip, the city ‘Leicester’ at 27:05 is pronounced ‘Lester’. I was born in the exact hospital mentioned in the video and just had to check if I still had mine.

18:25 and someone’s parents literally did pay the money but they was a waiting list so the kid couldn’t go and the money was not refunded

Emkay doesn't want me to sleep, I won't sleep.

I want to clarify a misunderstanding on 33:16. When Damien asserts that the rocketship seems to go sideways instead of up is because the Earth is rotating, it's actually not because of Earth's rotation. -If you jump off of a speeding vehicle, you will still have the sideway's momentum of the vehicle even when you're not touching it. Of course air drag will eventually slow you down, BUT in the case of a helicopter, if you hover above a certain spot, you will stay above that spot for the same reason you keep the car's momentum on the previous example, because you keep earth's momentum caused by you rotating along with it. (except in this case air drag wont be a problem since the atmosphere rotates along with the Earth. -This concludes that the spaceship wouldn't drift west bc of Earth east rotation. Instead, the answer to this lies on what the spaceship actually wants to achive on the mission, which most of the time is achive a stable orbit around Earth. For this to happen, the ship has to build horizontal momentum, so that whenever the spaceship arrives to outer space, it has enough sideways momentum (horizontal) to orbit Earth without falling back inside it. (sidenote, Every spaceship orbiting earth are actually constantly falling back to earth, but this horizontal velocity pushes them farther away from Earth at the same speed they are pulled down by gravity, hence, they always stay on orbit)

49:02 I love that he used his Ask The Audience lifeline, and 29% of the audience trolled him.

0:20 50% of 12 is 6 you add 6 to 12 boom 150% so 18oz, They're not wrong

jack, you actually made me face palm at 43:02 no the reverse can be there, the place of the numbers, those are in the wrong place.

4:05 alternative universe: man gets high and walks to the store, only to drive home, forgetting the fact he walked there.

5:26 That's actually ilegal in many countries, companies cannot harass their employees over what they post and comment in their private social media unless is related to classified information about their jobs or clients.

28:08 he is actually right here, if the air gets into your bloodstream it can cause a massive gap in the bloodstream which cause your heart to stop beating and your body just collapses

this channel is the best thing that ever happened to reddit youtube

"is Spongebob on Netflix? No, it's not, it never will be." Canadian Netflix with its ONE season of Spongebob: we just barely made the cut. Just BARELY.

48:54 petition to make "Llamathrust" into a real unit of measurement

"You can order girls now!!" Yeah can i get a number 12

14:45 “You can tell they vaccinated that kid” Yeah cus he’s still alive

So fun fact on the A&W burger: people did actually recognize that it was bigger, but the problem was people didn’t want a burger that big, and A&W lost a lot of money on it, and they pulled a hot coffee and started spreading info to blame customers rather than admit they sold a product no one wanted; it was especially prevelent among the higher ups who came up with the idea and were too embarrassed to admit they were out of touch

24:22 1056 pounds and 99 cents over? I'd better call my bank and ask what currency they're using!

as a British person, I love how Damien said “Lee-cester” instead of “Lester” (spelled Leicester) at 27:05 lol

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

Regarding the clip in the thumbnail, frankly I'm glad the octopus defended itself. Eating an animal alive can't be interpreted as anything other than an act of extreme cruelty by anyone with a brain.

18:30 tf my middle (and high, for that matter) have never offered any trip to anywhere on the east coast

Your laugh at the no crime plz sign sounded like a hyena from a Madagascar movie that was unreleased

That Fourth of July PTSD thing where the jackass got pissed off because of "liberals getting triggered" actually made me extremely upset. My cousin served in Iraq, had to watch his whole squad die and sustained serious bodily injury. His platoon went over IEDs. He survived but he has really bad PTSD, so much so that a balloon popping can cause issues. The fact that he saw the word "tiggered" and immediately jumped to Liberals is extremely infuriating to me. On a side note, though, he is triggered by the word triggered

"I ate the cotton yesterday" Damien: "you *WHAT"*

The rocket one was also like that because it's easier to leave the atmosphere at an angle than when going straight up

26:47 Whoa, that is one trippy image, did not expect it to reflect this much. For a second I thought this was a hole in the floor with a dude wearing a bucket on his head standing below the hole on the floor below. I guess it's because it's cropped so small, it reflects only stuff not shown elsewhere in the image.

I always had low self esteem because I grew up with special Ed classes but theses people make me feel like a genius.

The mans shirt isn’t missing the second part, the data of the shirt is incomplete and the reader is supposed to assume 2 is those who can’t, fucking love it

One of the first EmKay "ALL OF" videos i've actually finished. r/FacePalm is pretty entertaining. Keep it up EmKay!

32:31 It reads "This is a work free drug place"

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 363rd day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

28:03 this is actually kind of true. If you get air bubbles in your vein or artery it's called an embolism. the air bubbles can kill you.

18:14 My family couldn't afford for me to go, so my mom did like a Facebook thing. It was around when Wednesday got popular. She was crocheting snoods and she did a raffle that was $5 a ticket. She got over like $300 out of it and some of her friends donated money to me directly. One of them gave me 5 $20 bills in a card. I got to keep all the extra money too and i had a lot of fun so yay :)

9:09 Kid: *is dying* These people: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

24:16 did this guy just say 1056 POUNDS and 99 CENTS??

0:25 I understand their logic, even if it is wrong. 50% of 12oz is 6oz. 12oz+6oz=18oz Damien is wrong

I was able to go on the DC trip because my mom and me worked every fundraiser for the school. We worked so much that we actually were able to use some of the extra money we raised to help some of the other kids

The fact that "I wasn't raised in the hood, but I know a thing or two about pain and darkness" is an actual Twenty One Pilots lyric...

0:30 It is 50% more because you take half of 12(6) and add it to 12 which is 18

30:00 me who lives in the Netherlands and thus has spongebob on netflix: "Wait you guys are not getting spongebob?"

8:32 I watch EVERY streaming service I have with subtitles on otherwise it just sounds like “anjonojsnuis” “mieojxnjdoe?” “Dhdieneoem.”

11:19 for a second I actually for some reason thought that was the sun.

The way he just quietly says “dawg… ptsd”

Jack, 1 pence difference in this country is like getting a dollar as a child in your country, its really not that much but psychology make you think otherwise

13:13 someone I know thought London was in Paris and that Italy was in Germany

12:31 for anyone not understanding the joke like Damien, extrapolation is defined as "the action of estimating or concluding something by assuming that existing trends will continue or a current method will remain applicable", the joke is that the second type of person is someone who can't extrapolate from incomplete data

If i'm trans i'd totally be okay with being called a transformer. I get to be called a cyber shapeshifting car.

3:28 Wherever this is, I bet the Purge alarm goes off at 6pm .

12:53 That’s exactly why I own a black cat, cats are more accurate because they suck up to you but deep down they wanna scratch your eyes out.

47:48 yes

"She's your daughter not your date" based on looking at the rest of the billboard, it looks like it'd be a support hotline for incest, calling incest out followed by a number you can call. "Getting drunk is never an excuse" calling out people who say they didnt mean to because they were drunk, this also could help people who have been a victim of incest realise that it was actually still the other persons fault that billboard is helpful ps: if you dont get it, not everyone who commits incest wants to, a lot of the time it could be that a parent came onto their child without the childs wishes.

0:38 That is correct, adding 50% of 12 (6) to 12 is 50% more

I love the random cut to- "It is like, 100 degrees in my room so I am sweating my life away, it is, disgusting." Best cut I have ever witnessed. Keep up the good work you guys!

7:20 That man's face... I've never seen such a perfect example of "confused, in pain and I lost faith in humanity".

0:34 The only person in this that deserves a facepalm is op, and _not_ the person they're facepalming. Because half of 12 is 6, and 12 + 6 is 18.

50% more is +50% 50% of 12 is 6 12+50%=18 the math is right

4:58 is not wrong, it said it’s a bird sanctuary, that doesn’t mean it’s a sanctuary for *LIVING* birds

bro i'm like actually 90% sure spongebob was on netflix a really long time ago, maybe it was the movie

The mustard one at the first 30 seconds is actually right lol cause you have 12+50% of 12 which is 12+6 which equals 18

Jack entirely missed the joke about how the gear shift was in the wrong order, where the only 2 that were correct were first and reverse.

4:20 As a car guy this one really ticks me off

1 hour in Home Depot feels like a whole week of school.

33:28 this happens because the rocket needs to not just go up, but sideways to get to orbital velocity. To get to space, go up. To stay in space, go sideways really really fast.

10:10 I forgor 💀

3:40 As a Brit let me let you in on the best part of the joke. Because this is a sign in Britain. How do I know? The symbol above, the blue and red one? That means "no stopping." This is a No Parking sign. And (spoiler alert) parking isn't illegal.

23:52 Oh-voh-vih-vih-pair-us, Oh-oh-fay-jee

5:51 as an Alaskan myself, yes, this is true. Despite being a part of the great north, it barely ever gets below freezing. Well, unless it’s small little towns here and there. Since where I live doesn’t get that cold, it is beautiful. The trees freeze, the lakes become frozen, the houses get frosty, it’s just a sight to see!

hearing Damien laugh hysterically always just puts a smile on my face

23:36 they knew it was goodbye because they dont want the fr*nch in there

19:24 can we talk about the account name 😭

10:45 "I CaN'T bELieVe THat dOg HaS wHIte fUr, hE's a sUPrEmAciSt"

"You know she wrote the books, right?" really doesn't apply when it comes to J K Rowling. Her Twitter posts are the best argument I've ever seen for DOTA in literary analysis.

20:18 For anyone wondering, Kurdistan is a region in 4 different countries that has a unique ethnic group called Kurds, some lf which want independence.

18:48 I am not able to go Disney with my tech theater class because my dad had gotten tooth implant surgery and tbh I would definitely have not changed a damn thing he deserves that life change

27:00 they even had a metal bucket in the background that would’ve helped

"Save yourself from buying a car and buy a $0.01 gaming laptop" You didn't even notice the picture shows a _desktop_ gaming PC.

the ovoviviparous hit me hard, i’m learning about it in college and i have to stumble to get the word out 😂😂

35:57 the best (worst) thing about that is the fact that it is literally a lyric from a song. Someone wrote it, and sang it, and multiple people thought it was good to release.

14:01 robin: "wow, that's one way to do it my dude, or you could buy a three dollar mask from target and save yourself the trouble" me: "just let natural selection do its thing robin"

“Jathon Derulo” made me laugh way too much!

4:37 lol, most people drive manuals where I used to live even today... I wasn't that interested in cars, so I didn't even know till much later that I kight not have to learn how to use the gears manually...

I'm from Germany and a couple of years ago, we had this 30 years reunion thingy going on. Was my last year at school. Literally translated, the event was named "30 years wall fall". One guy asked if the Chinese wall was going to be destroyed in 30 years. That dude was serious. He was in 6th-7th grade, so about 12-14. I was shocked to say the least, lmao.

06:11 Baltimore Ravens: Our source is that we made it the fuck up.

1:00 “Just give me the virus link” Lmao- 💀

Robin does not sound like he's 25ish, he sounds like a 40 year old man. I love it

9:43 uneducated potato is my new favourite phrase