The 50 % more on the mustard was actually correct. Because 50% of 12oz is 6oz and 12oz plus 6oz (50% of 12 oz) equals 18oz. 12oz*50%+12oz=18oz
@cats...61012 жыл бұрын
I think the facepalm was that someone thought that it’s incorrect and they just cropped it or something but idk
@beartickler4992 жыл бұрын
Yeah I posted the same comment before seeing this
@yellowhd24142 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. I THOUGHT THAT BUT THEN DECIDED NOT TO POINT IT OUT BECAUSE I FELT STUPID
@thats_that20082 жыл бұрын
yeah i got confused about that
@dumitrucretu91922 жыл бұрын
exactly what i was going to say
@DuneClarity2 жыл бұрын
50% more of 12 is 18, as 50% of 12 is 6, 6+12=18. People think it should be 24 but that is double the original amount or 100% more. So, facepalm?🤦🏼
@jessicalee52602 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this.
@JoJoTheKillerKlown2 жыл бұрын
I came to the comments just to see if someone else said this. I'm like omg you people failed math.
@enzoborges64702 жыл бұрын
The best part is that he didnt notice
@muddasick2 жыл бұрын
I literally had to look through the comments to make sure I wasn’t the only one
@Beka_Rex2 жыл бұрын
Glad others noticed lol
@raxusveritas Жыл бұрын
"You forfeit your humanity when you try to take mine away" goes hard as fuck
@o-mangaming5042 Жыл бұрын
Tolerance is a social contract, not a moral obligation. If you shove your religion in my face and damn me to Hell, I am not required to accept it.
@dextertheio28577 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@zorlokarma7 ай бұрын
@@dextertheio2857 its easy to grasp lmao
@America_eating_cezburger6 ай бұрын
😅😅
@RobotnikRedefined4 ай бұрын
@@dextertheio2857forfeit means "give up"
@airam1721 Жыл бұрын
Bro doesn't want "illigals" Also, the 50% more stuff is correct
@savorvrymoment11 ай бұрын
the fact that it was spelled 'illigals' made that whole thing 100% better, the sheer irony lmao
@quinnception6318 ай бұрын
You can tell he's a Republican
@aleppogameingrealАй бұрын
bro is an american, a country that speaks mainly english natively and yet he somehow doesnt know how to spell illegal
@urracojalpa4481Ай бұрын
That's funny, but why did the other guy have to be racist? You don't know if they're white. That's a racist assumption, lots of black people don't like illegals either.
@edschramm67572 жыл бұрын
"my husband killed me!" "how are you speaking to me?" "i got better..."
@chany63362 жыл бұрын
You dont have enough likes!!!!!
@itsjustmenova2 жыл бұрын
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science
@AlcoholicDrunkDriver2 жыл бұрын
"then ma'am, if you are faking this there is nothing i can do about it, if he tried harming you call back"
@aastrosphere2 жыл бұрын
*Puts on hold*
@thickskulls2 жыл бұрын
A man of culture.
@xdoorx2 жыл бұрын
"'I ate the cotton yesterday.' You 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻??" Damien said calmly.
@dogwithdrugs612 жыл бұрын
𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬
@Zethyrium2 жыл бұрын
@@dogwithdrugs61 Cocks indeed.
@KingOfRNG2 жыл бұрын
@@dogwithdrugs61 true
@emojiboy23962 жыл бұрын
My name is Damien
@That80sGuy19722 жыл бұрын
Since that idiot didn't suffocate from a coughing fit, he was probably trolling the site. Nobody who is bright enough to survive eating cotton stoppers of an age to be literate enough to be online is stupid enough to do it and not die. If you can figure out how to eat that and not die, you are smart enough to figure out how to not die while doing it... and thus smart enough to simply not do it.
@epikoof Жыл бұрын
9:21 the energy in that "you *WHAT*:
@matthewgumabon7498 Жыл бұрын
3:19 As an American, becoming multilingual was the best decision I ever made. It allowed to be go places and meet incredible people that I would otherwise never be able to communicate with. English is my native tongue, but I studied my second language in university in the US. I was really serious about studying it at the time, so I was constantly practicing and carrying around my flash cards and notebooks. My American friends at the time never really said anything to my face about it, but I could tell they were confused or even turned off by how much effort I was putting into learning a foreign language. It’s either they thought I was wasting my time, or they called me out for “bragging” about being able to speak more than *one* language. The US is something else man. Imagine living in a melting pot nation and getting called out or put down for just trying to accommodate for others or expand your horizons beyond the US.
@katsuhikofareed4423 Жыл бұрын
We live in the country where people don't like anything that's not " God is great, capitalism is wonderful, you should only speak English in 'my' country," and so on and so forth. It would be much better place if it wasn't such a cesspool of b*******
@rroes7319 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I hate this country.
@Titancameraman6410 ай бұрын
Damn bro that's impressive I tried to learn a language but I was never successful I know two languages but I don't know how adults can learn one I tried but it's so hard.
@diarmuidkuhle818110 ай бұрын
@@Titancameraman64Immersion might be the best suited for you. People have different learning styles. Think back on how you learnt your mother tongue, people just talk around you and at you and at first you understanding nothing, but start picking it up by repetition and association. One of the best learning resources I've found is the Teach Yourself series which I can highly recommend It gives you book lessons plus comes with an audio CD that accompanies said lessons, which is great for learning to link the written language with the spoken sound in your head. Vocabulary and grammar lessons are given in digestible chunks and all the elements are structured to build on each other. Also as soon as you have the basics down, try reading materials for kids in that language, watch media in the language subtitled etc, you learn much faster that way even if half of it goes over your head initially. Give it a try, it's so rewarding! PS if you grew up bilingual you already have a learning advantage as your brain is used to the idea of having different words for one thing.
@diarmuidkuhle818110 ай бұрын
Meanwhile here in Europe learning foreign languages is mandatory at school. Everyone has to learn English as it's the world lingua franca, but you also have to learn a second one for at least a couple terms. Generally in Germany, you'll have a choice of either French, Italian or Spanish.
@randaranatunga72592 жыл бұрын
It’s so good to hear Damien again His wheezing laugh is just the most hilarious thing ever!
@TofuTuesdays2 жыл бұрын
He has his own channel now its called deelee
@randaranatunga72592 жыл бұрын
@@TofuTuesdays yeah I know I love it
@Usernoobmaster2 жыл бұрын
Omg his back I thought that was his old reaction
@nxverxnder2 жыл бұрын
@@Usernoobmaster he's not back those are old videos
@oliverjudson18342 жыл бұрын
@@elenaa8436 bot
@bigchazzamort2 жыл бұрын
I've got one, I was at my friend's house with some other people and the conversation somehow got onto veins, one of them proceeded to say, "But legs don't have veins" Literally everyone there laughed
@phix934 Жыл бұрын
I have one too. Two actually. First, a girl in my history class asked who started WWIII. Not even a joke. Second, same girl, in P.E., asked what happens if we get a hole-in-one in baseball. Someone help this girl.
@Otsovalorant Жыл бұрын
I love the part where Damien just laughs at his own jokes.
@Lucas_652-p9m Жыл бұрын
I wish there was a way to save Damien’s sheer joy when he read “ free rectal photography” 10:20
@Used_fridge Жыл бұрын
“Oh boy! Oh boy!”
@danny_cookie2 жыл бұрын
28:02 Actually, that *is* how that works. Injecting air into your blood can lead to air embolisms, which can be fatal as they may result in heart attacks or strokes. It's why doctors are careful to make sure there are no bubbles in their syringes before an injection. EDIT: I'm being told it takes much more than a few bubbles to cause complications in the blood. My thinking was that it was more of a precautionary thing, just to avoid the possibility, but I stand corrected. Still, don't inject air into your blood. :)
@WishGender2 жыл бұрын
THIS!! when i was in high school i was on the anatomy and physiology event in science olympiad. i got put on the cardiovascular system, so i asked my dad (cardiologist) to help me study. i remember talking about air embolisms with him. my teammate and i got 2nd place at regionals (1st place was our group's A team)
@InsertFunnyThingHere2 жыл бұрын
So obviously we have to stop breathing it
@Krusta11112 жыл бұрын
Glad some people got it
@superstriker4122 жыл бұрын
When I was in the hospital my doctor told me when I asked about the IV that it takes about 3 to 4 syringes of air to cause issue
@TlD-dg6ug2 жыл бұрын
It would take a serious air bubble my dude. You can inject air bubbles up to 2cc and be fine.
@tinkrtailr2 жыл бұрын
Ah, the good ol' DC trip... that's where my friends found out I not only sleep with my eyes wide open, I also whisper in my sleep! I was sleeping so soundly I didn't hear my roommate scream and fall out of bed when she saw me. I now have to warn people.
@Sleepy.fander2 жыл бұрын
The DC trip felt like a fucking fever dream-
@officialrhythmicthoughts2 жыл бұрын
I wasn't able to go but from what I have heard, my schools DC trip ended with a history teacher having an affair with the teacher who's husband was from the next room
@paprikaman11242 жыл бұрын
Excuse me WHAT THE FUCK
@_.-Skitterbug-._2 жыл бұрын
@@officialrhythmicthoughts And now........ *The Weather*
@madkirk74312 жыл бұрын
How the fuck do you sleep with your eyes open
@guyfromthevideos9 ай бұрын
Just a little tip, the city ‘Leicester’ at 27:05 is pronounced ‘Lester’. I was born in the exact hospital mentioned in the video and just had to check if I still had mine.
@augustsalamander36529 ай бұрын
18:25 and someone’s parents literally did pay the money but they was a waiting list so the kid couldn’t go and the money was not refunded
@micro44312 жыл бұрын
Emkay doesn't want me to sleep, I won't sleep.
@Gabi-vt4ex2 жыл бұрын
Sleep is for the weak. Edit : spelling
@micro44312 жыл бұрын
@@Gabi-vt4ex Alpha Chads like you and me don't need sleep.
@Gabi-vt4ex2 жыл бұрын
@@micro4431 this is the only time where "alpha chad" is an acceptable title lmao
@micro44312 жыл бұрын
@@Gabi-vt4ex lol fair enough
@M0n0chr0matic2 жыл бұрын
@OwO ur not OwO-
@skyveil5592 жыл бұрын
I want to clarify a misunderstanding on 33:16. When Damien asserts that the rocketship seems to go sideways instead of up is because the Earth is rotating, it's actually not because of Earth's rotation. -If you jump off of a speeding vehicle, you will still have the sideway's momentum of the vehicle even when you're not touching it. Of course air drag will eventually slow you down, BUT in the case of a helicopter, if you hover above a certain spot, you will stay above that spot for the same reason you keep the car's momentum on the previous example, because you keep earth's momentum caused by you rotating along with it. (except in this case air drag wont be a problem since the atmosphere rotates along with the Earth. -This concludes that the spaceship wouldn't drift west bc of Earth east rotation. Instead, the answer to this lies on what the spaceship actually wants to achive on the mission, which most of the time is achive a stable orbit around Earth. For this to happen, the ship has to build horizontal momentum, so that whenever the spaceship arrives to outer space, it has enough sideways momentum (horizontal) to orbit Earth without falling back inside it. (sidenote, Every spaceship orbiting earth are actually constantly falling back to earth, but this horizontal velocity pushes them farther away from Earth at the same speed they are pulled down by gravity, hence, they always stay on orbit)
@himanbam2 жыл бұрын
Another thing. They are aiming to the side to get into orbit. But even if you fly straight up, and even in a situation without air resistance, you would seem to be travelling opposite to the rotation of the earth to those on the ground. This is because although your horizontal linear velocity does not change as you increase your altitude, the radius you are rotating about does change, so your angular velocity decreases. If the surface is going 1 rotation/day but the rocket is going 0.9 rotations/day then it will look like the rocket is going -0.1 rotations/day, which is 0.1 rotations/day in the opposite direction to the rotation of the earth. So it makes an arc.
@theuncalledfor2 жыл бұрын
@@himanbam I highly doubt that this would be noticeable. Earth is _big._ (Technically not wrong though.)
@infinitespace83132 жыл бұрын
As an aerospace engineering student, I can say that this is correct. Thanks for posting this comment before me.
@himanbam2 жыл бұрын
@@theuncalledfor true. I guess I haven't done the math on it to see how much it would affect it. But like if you pointed a rocket straight at the moon and paunched it straight up you would notice by the time it got there.
@_kry92 жыл бұрын
Not reading allat 🤣🤣
@rosiefay728311 ай бұрын
49:02 I love that he used his Ask The Audience lifeline, and 29% of the audience trolled him.
@PaintedLeemons Жыл бұрын
0:20 50% of 12 is 6 you add 6 to 12 boom 150% so 18oz, They're not wrong
@dutchglorius2 жыл бұрын
jack, you actually made me face palm at 43:02 no the reverse can be there, the place of the numbers, those are in the wrong place.
@frozenpasta13142 жыл бұрын
This was the comment I had been looking for to make sure not to make a duplicate. Glad someone else facepalmed to what he said. The sixth gear comment made me raise a brow too haha
@TransGirlGaming2 жыл бұрын
Yep, was looking for this so I didn't repeat and can 100% confirm placement of reverse as my vehicle has that layout with reverse in the top left and OD(Over Drive, it's a old truck) in bottom right
@theothersmith95702 жыл бұрын
To expand on the original comment for anyone who might not be familiar with manuals, including EmKay, reverse and 1st are in the correct position. 2nd would be straight down from 1st, up to 3rd back down to 4th, then back up to 5th and down to 6th.
@cericat2 жыл бұрын
@@frozenpasta1314 I facepalmed when I first saw it posted years ago and people said 6 speed gearboxes didn't exist. Like... my dad's only luxury purchase was a 306 GTi-6, pretty damn sure there's a 6th gear from all the times I've driven it.
@nathanfish19982 жыл бұрын
4:05 alternative universe: man gets high and walks to the store, only to drive home, forgetting the fact he walked there.
@wackyanimations33262 жыл бұрын
wait a fucking second
@aiden50852 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON. . . HUH?!
@thickskulls2 жыл бұрын
@@wackyanimations3326 Took me a second.. I think that that means he stole a car because he thought it was his and forgot he walked there.
@ilovehomosuck56752 жыл бұрын
@@thickskulls I do that everytime I don't understand
@phix934 Жыл бұрын
@@ilovehomosuck5675 Just like the ducks at the park, the cars are free.
@EdwardOttaBR Жыл бұрын
5:26 That's actually ilegal in many countries, companies cannot harass their employees over what they post and comment in their private social media unless is related to classified information about their jobs or clients.
@bailey33148 Жыл бұрын
28:08 he is actually right here, if the air gets into your bloodstream it can cause a massive gap in the bloodstream which cause your heart to stop beating and your body just collapses
@DylanRiley-zt2wp9 ай бұрын
Yea
@jovindsouza34072 жыл бұрын
this channel is the best thing that ever happened to reddit youtube
@LoyalDance2 жыл бұрын
@its fine stop
@fz_tge88652 жыл бұрын
agree
@TheGrimReaper672 жыл бұрын
R/PinThatComment
@sheamusgrant2 жыл бұрын
Giofilms
@AselOa_AZ2 жыл бұрын
@@sheamusgrant oh my god I miss him Hope hes doing well
@tuesday96702 жыл бұрын
"is Spongebob on Netflix? No, it's not, it never will be." Canadian Netflix with its ONE season of Spongebob: we just barely made the cut. Just BARELY.
@Dalekzilla542 жыл бұрын
Australian Netflix has two of the films. I remember seeing some of the show at some point, but it must've been taken down.
@dylandelaney60732 жыл бұрын
Australian Netflix having most or all of the show Ha peasant
@zykegabrielmarchinoilagan33162 жыл бұрын
i have spongbob on netflix with all its seasons and movies
@bradleymoger69932 жыл бұрын
UK netflix has it
@PattyWagon694202 жыл бұрын
It probably never will be now because Paramount+ exists. That's where all the SpongeBob is.
@GVNRND Жыл бұрын
48:54 petition to make "Llamathrust" into a real unit of measurement
@CeratsTheCrunch Жыл бұрын
"You can order girls now!!" Yeah can i get a number 12
@majorman9252 жыл бұрын
14:45 “You can tell they vaccinated that kid” Yeah cus he’s still alive
@eazy85792 жыл бұрын
So fun fact on the A&W burger: people did actually recognize that it was bigger, but the problem was people didn’t want a burger that big, and A&W lost a lot of money on it, and they pulled a hot coffee and started spreading info to blame customers rather than admit they sold a product no one wanted; it was especially prevelent among the higher ups who came up with the idea and were too embarrassed to admit they were out of touch
@animeguy67522 жыл бұрын
tbh a burger that big and cheap seems kinda like a steal
@eazy85792 жыл бұрын
@@animeguy6752 they did mark it up quite considerably according to my grandparents who used to eat their; it was a little under twice the price of a Big Mac at at time, which might be the reason it didn’t do too hot
@battlesheep25522 жыл бұрын
Kind of funny how corporations have been pulling this kind of gaslighting for years, yet everyone believes Disney when they say their movies only bombed from racist backlash
@damyr2 жыл бұрын
Your "fun fact" is even more stupid. People didn't want a burger that big? What in the world are you talking about? 1/3 pound compared to 1/4 pound is not really such a big difference. It's literally only 1.3 ounces heavier. But for the same price, why not? Majority of people are just stupid and suck at fractions. Tho, A&W could learn a lesson and make a 2/6 pounder.
@theuncalledfor2 жыл бұрын
Thank you. Thank you for explaining that. I really, REALLY needed to hear that.
@adammullarkey499611 ай бұрын
24:22 1056 pounds and 99 cents over? I'd better call my bank and ask what currency they're using!
@sk8r8r Жыл бұрын
as a British person, I love how Damien said “Lee-cester” instead of “Lester” (spelled Leicester) at 27:05 lol
@StatusBadness2 жыл бұрын
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
@silvertiger12352 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@flowy.x54832 жыл бұрын
i can relate *SO* much!! 😋😋😈
@poimedhanzel21032 жыл бұрын
Wow really deep comment
@cheddarcheesewoah2 жыл бұрын
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is hell.
@lilygator14742 жыл бұрын
yes
@Nexus9_KD6-4.82 жыл бұрын
Regarding the clip in the thumbnail, frankly I'm glad the octopus defended itself. Eating an animal alive can't be interpreted as anything other than an act of extreme cruelty by anyone with a brain.
@kaiserigorvonhabsburg18282 жыл бұрын
Many animals eat eachother alive... And they have a brain.
@Torireactsofficial005 Жыл бұрын
it's a common thing in some traditions
@wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh Жыл бұрын
@@Torireactsofficial005 just because it’s a tradition doesn’t make it right
@wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh Жыл бұрын
@@kaiserigorvonhabsburg1828 yes because they are animals We know better
@wowowoaoaoahwiwheueh Жыл бұрын
@@kaiserigorvonhabsburg1828 also it’s super ironic since she cried in the thumbnail because the octopus did that to her face lmao while she tried to eat it alive
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
18:30 tf my middle (and high, for that matter) have never offered any trip to anywhere on the east coast
@UrFavParent Жыл бұрын
Your laugh at the no crime plz sign sounded like a hyena from a Madagascar movie that was unreleased
@Volumixen2 жыл бұрын
That Fourth of July PTSD thing where the jackass got pissed off because of "liberals getting triggered" actually made me extremely upset. My cousin served in Iraq, had to watch his whole squad die and sustained serious bodily injury. His platoon went over IEDs. He survived but he has really bad PTSD, so much so that a balloon popping can cause issues. The fact that he saw the word "tiggered" and immediately jumped to Liberals is extremely infuriating to me. On a side note, though, he is triggered by the word triggered
@404cheeseburgernotfound5 Жыл бұрын
I can't claim to understand what your cousin went through but I feel really sorry for him.
@Volumixen Жыл бұрын
@@404cheeseburgernotfound5 I appreciate it, and I'm sure he does too. That is the worst part of war, in my mind: some of the people who are out there fighting will never be the same
@jakcesleepingrn5739 Жыл бұрын
If that person who gets triggered by "triggered" meets his clone he'll probably go - stop getting triggered- - Stop getting triggered- - STOP GETTING TRIGGERED- - *STOP GETTING TRIGGERED*- and so on. It's a pity (?idk how it's on english properly i used google translate) for your cousin though, wish him well.
@ChillyUltraKill Жыл бұрын
@@jakcesleepingrn5739you’re good, you speak better English then Americans -American
@SilentHallows Жыл бұрын
I have PTSD, but it is caused by Childhood Trauma, I have the urge to coward if an older male talks sternly to me, even just a slightly raised voice.
@eclipse29152 жыл бұрын
"I ate the cotton yesterday" Damien: "you *WHAT"*
@Funnybrained2 жыл бұрын
Nice inspired comment :>
@Lama-mr2uw Жыл бұрын
The rocket one was also like that because it's easier to leave the atmosphere at an angle than when going straight up
@ButWhyWasTaken3 ай бұрын
26:47 Whoa, that is one trippy image, did not expect it to reflect this much. For a second I thought this was a hole in the floor with a dude wearing a bucket on his head standing below the hole on the floor below. I guess it's because it's cropped so small, it reflects only stuff not shown elsewhere in the image.
@jayflanders55762 жыл бұрын
I always had low self esteem because I grew up with special Ed classes but theses people make me feel like a genius.
@tentyp22 жыл бұрын
same
@theuncalledfor2 жыл бұрын
At least "special education" is still education. These people sound like they never went to school. I'm surprised they can even read.
@maxalon2479Ай бұрын
@@theuncalledfor you know who else isn’t able to read Gen alpha kids mfs don’t even know what state they live in, or even how to engage in a proper conversation, yet they know swear words
@theuncalledforАй бұрын
@@maxalon2479 OK boomer.
@bambaloon676924 күн бұрын
@theuncalledfor he’s not wrong
@CaffeinatedBorb2 жыл бұрын
The mans shirt isn’t missing the second part, the data of the shirt is incomplete and the reader is supposed to assume 2 is those who can’t, fucking love it
@christianfrandsen24062 жыл бұрын
Oh really… r u sure
@table2.02 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture is so hard to look at my guy..
@MrLostform2 жыл бұрын
the data isnt incomplete, the statement itself is the extrapolation.
@wolf-16_Adept2 жыл бұрын
12:31
@iamacatperson72262 жыл бұрын
My dad has that shirt and it is amazing when people don't get it
@SaffiShark2 жыл бұрын
One of the first EmKay "ALL OF" videos i've actually finished. r/FacePalm is pretty entertaining. Keep it up EmKay!
@professeurgideere5856 Жыл бұрын
32:31 It reads "This is a work free drug place"
@awesomestyles2 жыл бұрын
8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 363rd day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
@sophjie90482 жыл бұрын
Holy shit u are a madlad, damn it take my like
@bruhjacksonton72412 жыл бұрын
@its fine yes, I do know that it’s good to promote muslim, but PLEASE, don’t promote it on KZfaq, some people are sensitive and might send hate comments, again, please don’t promote Islam in youtube.
@memehunter24762 жыл бұрын
bruj has been doing this for almost a year
@Maverick21102 жыл бұрын
Two days more and you do it for exactly an entire year. You Sir, belong to r/madlads
@Maverick21102 жыл бұрын
@Bárt Brokovník Well they'll still be a madlad for fooling each one of us lol, also they happen to be a great geometry dash player, so they automatically belong to r/madlads lmao
@tanjirokamado34032 жыл бұрын
28:03 this is actually kind of true. If you get air bubbles in your vein or artery it's called an embolism. the air bubbles can kill you.
@GeneralKenobiSIYE2 жыл бұрын
Was hoping somebody else knew this other than just me.
@crow8737 Жыл бұрын
@@GeneralKenobiSIYE cheater
@Tairex777 Жыл бұрын
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@Tairex777 Жыл бұрын
@@crow8737nvm it would be retaehc
@VilactDoesntSayShitYourselfNow Жыл бұрын
This didn't age well huh
@cricket.wireless Жыл бұрын
18:14 My family couldn't afford for me to go, so my mom did like a Facebook thing. It was around when Wednesday got popular. She was crocheting snoods and she did a raffle that was $5 a ticket. She got over like $300 out of it and some of her friends donated money to me directly. One of them gave me 5 $20 bills in a card. I got to keep all the extra money too and i had a lot of fun so yay :)
@julianmandala6651 Жыл бұрын
9:09 Kid: *is dying* These people: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dougdougw2 жыл бұрын
24:16 did this guy just say 1056 POUNDS and 99 CENTS??
@guts602 жыл бұрын
0:25 I understand their logic, even if it is wrong. 50% of 12oz is 6oz. 12oz+6oz=18oz Damien is wrong
@Kitsunegami2 жыл бұрын
tf you mean "even if it is wrong" it aint wrong at all, 50% more is equal 1.5x (or 150%) of the amount so 12 + 12*0.5 -> (6) = 18
@guts602 жыл бұрын
@@Kitsunegami I know the math is correct, I mean Damien’s logic. He doesn’t think it is correct XD
@RosieSkys Жыл бұрын
I was able to go on the DC trip because my mom and me worked every fundraiser for the school. We worked so much that we actually were able to use some of the extra money we raised to help some of the other kids
@ugnegasaityte54612 жыл бұрын
The fact that "I wasn't raised in the hood, but I know a thing or two about pain and darkness" is an actual Twenty One Pilots lyric...
@leekuanlewis89262 жыл бұрын
0:30 It is 50% more because you take half of 12(6) and add it to 12 which is 18
@Wuben.2 жыл бұрын
30:00 me who lives in the Netherlands and thus has spongebob on netflix: "Wait you guys are not getting spongebob?"
@sirvonaffe45712 жыл бұрын
Got the same thought lol, and im living also somewhere else
@alexanderkimpel26038 ай бұрын
Yeah, i live in germany and why they ain't got no SpongeBob in America?
@Gatorboy56788 ай бұрын
8:32 I watch EVERY streaming service I have with subtitles on otherwise it just sounds like “anjonojsnuis” “mieojxnjdoe?” “Dhdieneoem.”
@burnewtwithahat Жыл бұрын
11:19 for a second I actually for some reason thought that was the sun.
@mellowanimations72372 жыл бұрын
The way he just quietly says “dawg… ptsd”
@fluffgalaxy48842 жыл бұрын
Jack, 1 pence difference in this country is like getting a dollar as a child in your country, its really not that much but psychology make you think otherwise
@jimoanscrumb2 жыл бұрын
its 100th of a pound, its more like getting a cent in america or 2 australian cent
@ItMeSinamenRoll2 жыл бұрын
More like a penny in America.
@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently2 жыл бұрын
speaking of a small difference, Actually that 39.99 controller was 42.98 to the seller. Taxes are a thing. So technically they're selling it for the same period the paid which they can do lol
@Copyy_V Жыл бұрын
13:13 someone I know thought London was in Paris and that Italy was in Germany
@Viewer-NaNАй бұрын
12:31 for anyone not understanding the joke like Damien, extrapolation is defined as "the action of estimating or concluding something by assuming that existing trends will continue or a current method will remain applicable", the joke is that the second type of person is someone who can't extrapolate from incomplete data
@hebonky2 жыл бұрын
If i'm trans i'd totally be okay with being called a transformer. I get to be called a cyber shapeshifting car.
@theautisticalien83642 жыл бұрын
@Leaf he-him OH MY GOSH LOOK ITS TRANSFORMER lol :D
@Katherines_journey2 жыл бұрын
You need to be in one of the videos hahaha
@AHHHHHHHHHHHH692 жыл бұрын
As a trans person yes I would love that
@thefrendlytoast2 жыл бұрын
@@AHHHHHHHHHHHH69 Hello transformer! How is your day? I hope I made you happy 😊
@vennaluvsyou2 жыл бұрын
key word: IF
@Akira6252 жыл бұрын
3:28 Wherever this is, I bet the Purge alarm goes off at 6pm .
@bobboy8543 Жыл бұрын
12:53 That’s exactly why I own a black cat, cats are more accurate because they suck up to you but deep down they wanna scratch your eyes out.
@ballistickbutcrack239711 ай бұрын
47:48 yes
@ht7nj2 жыл бұрын
"She's your daughter not your date" based on looking at the rest of the billboard, it looks like it'd be a support hotline for incest, calling incest out followed by a number you can call. "Getting drunk is never an excuse" calling out people who say they didnt mean to because they were drunk, this also could help people who have been a victim of incest realise that it was actually still the other persons fault that billboard is helpful ps: if you dont get it, not everyone who commits incest wants to, a lot of the time it could be that a parent came onto their child without the childs wishes.
@spinecrusherr2 жыл бұрын
yeah, i don’t understand the facepalm of that one.
@himanbam2 жыл бұрын
@@spinecrusherr I guess the idea is that it's something so obvious you don't need a billboard for. But it's still probably helpful for various reasons
@whatTFisThis2 жыл бұрын
@@himanbam tbh knowing how some people are, many would just shut up and excuse it with "ive never gotten drunk before, but i assume you lose control of your body? So its fine" and try to be "nice" without thinking how this person literally just fucked up their life
@hungry.hungry.hippos2 жыл бұрын
yeah i didnt understand that one-
@VestigialHead2 жыл бұрын
I asted muh mumma-wyfe to eggsplane duh feysparm onn dat won az well. Shi slapted mi arpside da hed an toll mi ta keyp lichen.
@meowwaffles60402 жыл бұрын
0:38 That is correct, adding 50% of 12 (6) to 12 is 50% more
@ZukeWolfTheFurry4 ай бұрын
I love the random cut to- "It is like, 100 degrees in my room so I am sweating my life away, it is, disgusting." Best cut I have ever witnessed. Keep up the good work you guys!
@k.v.7681 Жыл бұрын
7:20 That man's face... I've never seen such a perfect example of "confused, in pain and I lost faith in humanity".
@JadianRadiator2 жыл бұрын
0:34 The only person in this that deserves a facepalm is op, and _not_ the person they're facepalming. Because half of 12 is 6, and 12 + 6 is 18.
@somedumbaussie35922 жыл бұрын
literaly I was bouta comment this exact same thing
@gouj2 жыл бұрын
ye i commented that same thing
@theuncalledfor2 жыл бұрын
The bottle is designed to look like a "50% extra for free!" kinda bottle, but closer examination reveals they're just bragging about a bigger bottle. Belongs in r/assholedesign.
@Kitsunegami2 жыл бұрын
@@theuncalledfor its designed to show its a larger product, but not specifically "for free" but even if it was, its still not facepalm
@theuncalledfor2 жыл бұрын
@@Kitsunegami No, it looks exactly like the packages that have a temporarily larger amount of content, while keeping the same price as the regular, smaller pack. You have to look closely to see that it's just bigger, without the discount this normally implies. There is no reason to use this kind of advertisement to announce a larger pack size.
@otamatone6032 жыл бұрын
50% more is +50% 50% of 12 is 6 12+50%=18 the math is right
@NoventheESSA-A29 күн бұрын
☝️🤓
@linear12249 күн бұрын
You are correct, it was 50%.
@KipH-uc1mo4 ай бұрын
4:58 is not wrong, it said it’s a bird sanctuary, that doesn’t mean it’s a sanctuary for *LIVING* birds
@bonzai78518 күн бұрын
bro i'm like actually 90% sure spongebob was on netflix a really long time ago, maybe it was the movie
@kao_02 жыл бұрын
The mustard one at the first 30 seconds is actually right lol cause you have 12+50% of 12 which is 12+6 which equals 18
@Ricamros2 жыл бұрын
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!! But you're just some duud and I know I'm a moron, so I demand more confirmation
@somethingweird1342 жыл бұрын
@@elenaa8436 delete this
@anawesomepet2 жыл бұрын
They're facepalming the picture, not the maths.
@Ricamros2 жыл бұрын
@@anawesomepet I hope so, this clearly got lost in translation.
@LulfsBloodbag2 жыл бұрын
@@anawesomepet Ohhhh I thought it might be that but irony can be hard to tell apart from people being serious with how stupid humans are
@barrydheil2 жыл бұрын
Jack entirely missed the joke about how the gear shift was in the wrong order, where the only 2 that were correct were first and reverse.
@silverwolfgaming40422 жыл бұрын
First, reverse and sixth gear were in the correct order. my car manual transmission goes like this: R 1 3 5 I _I__I__I I I I 2 4 6
@gergomarton42602 жыл бұрын
@@silverwolfgaming4042 you are right, but if your car has 5 gears, the reverse goes in the 6th gear spot, or atleast in Europe(my dad has a van like that, thought I’d share)
@Strongest_under_heaven2 жыл бұрын
@@gergomarton4260 not necessarily, no. It depends on the maker. My car is 5 speed, and the reverse is as shown above. As far as I am aware, most cars from the VW group or at least this era of VW group have this layout. VW is of course super popular in Europe...
@gergomarton42602 жыл бұрын
@@Strongest_under_heaven i’m sorry I can’t believe how FUCKING DUMB I AM FUCK MY LIFE I HATE MY MEMORY my dad literally has a VW van, and I have a picture of it with the gears visible, and it is like how you say they are. I’m such an idiot lol, but do those cars exist or would it be dumb?(the ones that have gears like how I said they were)
@cericat2 жыл бұрын
@@Strongest_under_heaven yep all about the maker, Porsche and Mazda both have reverse in the first position, it's actually less common for them to be under another gear to avoid accidentally going into reverse while upshifting. Also why it's more common these days for a safety lock of some description to avoid going into reverse at all unless intentional.
@camelsouttahere. Жыл бұрын
4:20 As a car guy this one really ticks me off
@rroes7319 Жыл бұрын
1 hour in Home Depot feels like a whole week of school.
@fullflow14532 жыл бұрын
33:28 this happens because the rocket needs to not just go up, but sideways to get to orbital velocity. To get to space, go up. To stay in space, go sideways really really fast.
@youngchild92942 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment
@theuncalledfor2 жыл бұрын
ACTUALLY Even rockets that are leaving Earth entirely behind, still go sideways on the way up, because it's cheaper (costs less fuel).
@cameronnorris73152 жыл бұрын
@@theuncalledfor yeah they use gravity to their advantage to slingshot off at the perfect time, damn boffins think their smart or something XD
@AnCiEnTx1CE Жыл бұрын
I was literally about to comment this
@PandaMan13432 жыл бұрын
10:10 I forgor 💀
@adammullarkey499611 ай бұрын
3:40 As a Brit let me let you in on the best part of the joke. Because this is a sign in Britain. How do I know? The symbol above, the blue and red one? That means "no stopping." This is a No Parking sign. And (spoiler alert) parking isn't illegal.
@rand0mn33ss11 ай бұрын
23:52 Oh-voh-vih-vih-pair-us, Oh-oh-fay-jee
@OmgTheyKilledKenny_2 жыл бұрын
5:51 as an Alaskan myself, yes, this is true. Despite being a part of the great north, it barely ever gets below freezing. Well, unless it’s small little towns here and there. Since where I live doesn’t get that cold, it is beautiful. The trees freeze, the lakes become frozen, the houses get frosty, it’s just a sight to see!
@journeylmao2 жыл бұрын
hearing Damien laugh hysterically always just puts a smile on my face
@senpio Жыл бұрын
Only if it wasnt so forced everytime
@goosemann2389 Жыл бұрын
23:36 they knew it was goodbye because they dont want the fr*nch in there
@jan-Pala11 ай бұрын
exactly, the fr*nch are horrible. not a mistake, just fuck the fr*nch
@chalkopirate5 ай бұрын
That was my first thought. Then it occurred to me that switzerland speaks french, swiss-23:40 german amd a third one I can't remember and this sign might stand between the primarily french sector and the rest.
@goldensungyoonz9 ай бұрын
19:24 can we talk about the account name 😭
@aloser52322 жыл бұрын
10:45 "I CaN'T bELieVe THat dOg HaS wHIte fUr, hE's a sUPrEmAciSt"
@vitriolicAmaranth2 жыл бұрын
"You know she wrote the books, right?" really doesn't apply when it comes to J K Rowling. Her Twitter posts are the best argument I've ever seen for DOTA in literary analysis.
@Actually_Alice_Orchid2 жыл бұрын
Dota the game?
@vitriolicAmaranth2 жыл бұрын
@@Actually_Alice_Orchid DOTA the literary analysis concept. "Death of the Author." It means a work should stand on its own and once it is published, barring reprints, should be free of authorial input. I usually think it's a boneheaded concept pushed by arrogant idiots who want to ply others' hard work to make political points, but then there are people like Rowling who will flagrantly contradict their own hard work to make political points (like saying she never said Hermione was white- she did, actually), associating political points with the work that are entirely unrelated to its content (like her whole TERF thing) and saying shit she (presumably) know sounds dumb as hell for shock value (like that before they had plumbing wizards would just relieve themselves where they stood and disapparate it somewhere). Some of it I can buy (like Dumbledore being gay; I felt he came off as asexual, but I don't know if Rowling even knows or believes there are people who don't want to have sex in general), but I don't think those few minor clarifications would be a huge loss in exchange for ignoring the sheer quantity of utter bullshit she writes about, rather than in, her own books. It's like she regrets writing a new generation's Lord of the Rings because she realised she wanted to be more of a Piers Anthony than a JRR Tolkien.
@Maseruxer2 жыл бұрын
@@vitriolicAmaranth you could have just said no
@vitriolicAmaranth2 жыл бұрын
@@Maseruxer Yes, but I didn't.
@Maseruxer2 жыл бұрын
@@vitriolicAmaranth r/madlad?
@rexisnox57711 ай бұрын
20:18 For anyone wondering, Kurdistan is a region in 4 different countries that has a unique ethnic group called Kurds, some lf which want independence.
@theadhdgoblin Жыл бұрын
18:48 I am not able to go Disney with my tech theater class because my dad had gotten tooth implant surgery and tbh I would definitely have not changed a damn thing he deserves that life change
@thousandsofrole-plays30602 жыл бұрын
27:00 they even had a metal bucket in the background that would’ve helped
@cardinalhamneggs52532 жыл бұрын
"Save yourself from buying a car and buy a $0.01 gaming laptop" You didn't even notice the picture shows a _desktop_ gaming PC.
@medicren Жыл бұрын
the ovoviviparous hit me hard, i’m learning about it in college and i have to stumble to get the word out 😂😂
@SlyRocko Жыл бұрын
35:57 the best (worst) thing about that is the fact that it is literally a lyric from a song. Someone wrote it, and sang it, and multiple people thought it was good to release.
@planetgdАй бұрын
well, the line is about the singer’s (tyler joseph’s) mental health. not him trying to sound ghetto or emo. the entire album is about how it feels to go though things like depression and suicidal thoughts, and to help those suffering know that he made it though it, and he knows others can too.
@Bio-Hazard.MP42 жыл бұрын
14:01 robin: "wow, that's one way to do it my dude, or you could buy a three dollar mask from target and save yourself the trouble" me: "just let natural selection do its thing robin"
@timehunter94672 жыл бұрын
“Jathon Derulo” made me laugh way too much!
@anomalytm056 ай бұрын
4:37 lol, most people drive manuals where I used to live even today... I wasn't that interested in cars, so I didn't even know till much later that I kight not have to learn how to use the gears manually...
@MiniNudl8 ай бұрын
I'm from Germany and a couple of years ago, we had this 30 years reunion thingy going on. Was my last year at school. Literally translated, the event was named "30 years wall fall". One guy asked if the Chinese wall was going to be destroyed in 30 years. That dude was serious. He was in 6th-7th grade, so about 12-14. I was shocked to say the least, lmao.
@DaBofABC2 жыл бұрын
06:11 Baltimore Ravens: Our source is that we made it the fuck up.
@jessicataylor5246Ай бұрын
Dude i was going to make that joke screw you :(
@The.sleepy_swirl2 жыл бұрын
1:00 “Just give me the virus link” Lmao- 💀
@beans666 Жыл бұрын
Robin does not sound like he's 25ish, he sounds like a 40 year old man. I love it