@manicsandwich5714 Жыл бұрын
The fact he says things like “balls deep in an Oompa Loompa” but bleeps out the word ass makes this so much funnier
@Vsevolodbochkov 5 ай бұрын
I wish i was was that oompa loompa
@bhamoel 3 ай бұрын
"Oompa Loompa doopadie dee, Please get that fucking thing outta me." 💀
@balls_gaming 2 ай бұрын
Nah its because youtube doesnt allow swear
@TommyKJgaming Ай бұрын
@@Vsevolodbochkov same
@Am_burger_dude Ай бұрын
@@bhamoel omg I burst out laughing
@JadeyCatgirl99 Жыл бұрын
35:10 "We just have a queen that doesn't die." Yeah, uh, about that
@Anigaming-dz5gh 9 ай бұрын
Aged badly
@_honeymilkboba_ 9 ай бұрын
About that…😅
@andistansbury4366 9 ай бұрын
Didn't she reincarnate tho?
@sasvkeee._ 7 ай бұрын
oh crumpets 😰
@HJKL-hu1ny 6 ай бұрын
How funny would it have been if she died exactly when Schlatt said he reckons it will happen?
@thebigbingus8624 Жыл бұрын
So here's mine; It's quite similar to the one at 41:26. Context: Thanksgiving dinner, extended family is present. For some reason, my older cousin thought it would be funny to tell 8 year old me that "spanking the monkey" is slang for taking a dump. So after our family dinner, I asked my mom in front of my whole family "May I be excused? I need to go spank the monkey." To this day, there is not a single thanksgiving that goes by without someone mentioning the incident. Thanks Adam.
@nn_eptun8602 6 ай бұрын
I love stories where it's teaching little kids about slangs with wrong definition and then they get embarrassed and everyone won't stop talking about it
@adanessethesixthadanesseth9816 Жыл бұрын
Damien actually has a really good Kermit impression.
@JJ-117. 2 ай бұрын
On god, I thought that was edited
@jankyplanes Жыл бұрын
I remember sitting down with popcorn and soda last year when they made their last compilation. this time I think they put in so much effort to find the best ones. good job guys!
@Estfireemblem Жыл бұрын
I thought it said giggle giggle at the end
@nathanGC__ Жыл бұрын
35:24 I guess she didn't stand a chance against Schlatt's karate moves
@internetexplorer144p Жыл бұрын
oh god
@ahhh844 Жыл бұрын
omg when I heard that I immediately had to go look it up and was relieved it wasn't november 25th
@MxSteelscale Жыл бұрын
agreed
@AMindlessFan Жыл бұрын
I was not responsible for what happened September 8, 2022-Jschlatt
@hypardt9525 Жыл бұрын
@@ahhh844 he was delayed a few mouths so that he could have a meeting with techoblade
@jacobcox4565 Жыл бұрын
0:01 For anyone actually curious about the lizard she's holding, it looks a Tegu. Tegus are basically if Monitor Lizards were omnivorous and had big jowls like a Green Iguana. Edit: The Tegu's name is MacGuyver and he has his own channel that's mostly videos of him being doted on by his owner.
@fevre_dream8542 Жыл бұрын
And they're quite smart. Not great pets unless you really know what you're doing with reptiles though. I see a lot of bigger lizards (iguanas, monitors, tegus) die young because their owners don't care for them properly.
@ghostfoxfan207 10 ай бұрын
huh didn't know what that was but now i know thanks for the neat fact.
@TemnotaVoronya1243 Жыл бұрын
3:02 "Will not be including photos", that implies that you do have photos
@talya-adelegrumberg1722 2 ай бұрын
this deserves to be on the sub redit
@420_Viper Жыл бұрын
who else has this as their favorite subreddit?
@ahahhaahhahaahahahahahaquitted Жыл бұрын
Me! (:
@zoeiszoeyt265 Жыл бұрын
Me
@prodbytarantino Жыл бұрын
I stg😭😭
@Noelleiscute Жыл бұрын
Me. Alongside f***uinparticular, crappydesign, and TIHI
@neB282 Жыл бұрын
No absolutely not
@VidGirl88 Жыл бұрын
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT try to drink anything while watching this. The commentary, so good yet so evil.
@sunsetparkslasher7921 Жыл бұрын
I wish I read this approximately 6 minutes earlier than I did
@donkeyhobo34 Жыл бұрын
I'm in love with you
@Lizzoncker Жыл бұрын
@@donkeyhobo34 how old are you
@ignatiusquietus Жыл бұрын
Why was I reading this AFTER I drank and spilled my coffee???
@mrgta-cj6wx Жыл бұрын
JOKES ON YOU I DID HA
@bluebird6004 Жыл бұрын
17:38 Forgive me god for what I am about to do this photo.
@Banded_ 8 ай бұрын
Yummy.
@aubreypotter96 4 ай бұрын
To both of you but excuse me but WTF
@Broly_TheMetroidFan Жыл бұрын
10:12 I love Robin's response to 'the piss drawer'.
@zrc1514 Жыл бұрын
35:16 Schlatt expedited his plan.
@MeerkatDragonheart Жыл бұрын
I do miss Damien Really happy he came back for those few specials But really sad he had to go for good Will never hear another like him
@deotexh Жыл бұрын
What happened about him?
@MeerkatDragonheart Жыл бұрын
@@deotexh Nothing, he just moved on when the EmKay team found their new narrators, Damien still has his own channel and discord where he still does reddit readings, just not with EmKay anymore
@deotexh Жыл бұрын
@@MeerkatDragonheart Oh okay ^^
@legthepeg Жыл бұрын
I miss Technoblade :(
@aleeyaarini2306 Жыл бұрын
@@legthepeg what?
@lisadoherty8573 Жыл бұрын
3:50 (rewind a bit) not if you're home alone
@bluedemon8486 Жыл бұрын
15:50 They shared.
@lamelime1 Жыл бұрын
oh god
@lamelime1 Жыл бұрын
r/cursedcommentscursedcomments
@Banded_ 8 ай бұрын
That was a yummy snack.
@shamrockers4744 4 ай бұрын
@@Banded_ Pretty nutty too.
@streetpunkstreams4730 Жыл бұрын
I find Robin to be very physically attractive. It's the confidently shaming posters for his own reading errors that kills it 😂
@amandaharl946 Жыл бұрын
im aro/ace but I agree
@mincrafterzatplay2842 Жыл бұрын
WTF
@lizflessert2427 Жыл бұрын
@@mincrafterzatplay2842 What’s wrong with that?
@skylarsworld9477 Жыл бұрын
@@lizflessert2427 what's wrong is that man's down bad
@kaiserv1n Жыл бұрын
@@amandaharl946 wtf does that even mean
@Just_a_commenter Жыл бұрын
Some of these cursed comments are going to live rent free in my head, and honestly. I think I can live with that. Also, been a minute since I heard Damien's voice! Nice to hear them on the mic again c:
@87Event Жыл бұрын
goofy is a cow litterally
@lunar_moth777 Жыл бұрын
At this point might as well say it
@87Event Жыл бұрын
@@lunar_moth777 pluto (or pludo) is a dog, cows can have whiskers of some sort too
@skylarsworld9477 Жыл бұрын
wait wtf is your pfp dude
@minaashido518 Жыл бұрын
you stay rent free in my head too
@story_bored0 Жыл бұрын
36:46 "How did you sneak out at night with those things clappin'?" That was the funniest reddit reply I have ever seen
@tristan_ellis Жыл бұрын
4:26 Nala (I think)
@Eastwoodhood Жыл бұрын
Yes, she is
@tristan_ellis Жыл бұрын
@@Eastwoodhood bingo (its been a while)
@BuiHieuDong Жыл бұрын
0:27 That's actually an unimaginably painful death.
@stevegu6377 Жыл бұрын
whats an oompa loompa
@Hi-bc4kt Жыл бұрын
@@stevegu6377 Seriously? Istg if you're not joking...
@ahahhaahhahaahahahahahaquitted Жыл бұрын
@@stevegu6377 how do you not know what a oompa loompa is?
@minigunnathaniel 5 ай бұрын
0:34 this is what they are @@stevegu6377
@RealKingCRK Жыл бұрын
Please tell me all the emkay narrators all live in same house, it'd be so funny to see Lexi and Robin feud on which is better between cats and meese
@ZerglingLover Жыл бұрын
meese as in mouse or moose?
@RealKingCRK Жыл бұрын
@@ZerglingLover moose
@ZerglingLover Жыл бұрын
@@RealKingCRK If i had to choose a pet, cat would be the obvious choice, but if i had to choose a fighter, a moose is enough to scare away 99.9% of animals. They’re basically miniature hippos.
@RealKingCRK Жыл бұрын
@@ZerglingLover they can't really scare off wolverines, wolverines are like honey Badgers on crack
@ZerglingLover Жыл бұрын
@@RealKingCRK thats why i didnt say every animal
@YourMultiversalShowerShitter Жыл бұрын
20:23 for some reason the way that girls face looks distills an anger in me
@JCGver 4 ай бұрын
It's the lack of chin to smack your nuts against. Without that the whole experience is ruined
@godhelp7535 Жыл бұрын
0:54 nah bro thats uncles job
@shamrockers4744 4 ай бұрын
Wut?
@godhelp7535 4 ай бұрын
@@shamrockers4744 its said "mothers dont teach their daughters to suck dick thats daddys job" i said its uncles job because uncles are known on the internet to be pedophiles and weird. hope that helps but the fact someone is dumb enough to not understand it is astounding.
@leep3261 Жыл бұрын
if being cute was a crime, id be released of all charges
@ItzEllaCookiePlayz Жыл бұрын
if being cute was a crime, Id have a life sentence! 🌸🍡✨
@scp-phenomenon014 Жыл бұрын
@Kyledevon Nightcore if being cute was a crime i would be a law abiding citizen watching you get arrested on the news
@unserhumanorandom6224 Жыл бұрын
if being cute was a crime,id had a life sentence for murdering multiple people at a nazi convention
@ItzEllaCookiePlayz Жыл бұрын
@@unserhumanorandom6224 what is nazi convention I’m 9
@unserhumanorandom6224 Жыл бұрын
@@ItzEllaCookiePlayz party
@whatafoolbelieeeeves Жыл бұрын
11:52 that godforsaken scream
@kieravermeal9127 9 ай бұрын
The fact I clicked on this, then got an ad a second after it plays is HILARIOUS. You gave me a perfectly cut scream. Thank you
@whatafoolbelieeeeves 9 ай бұрын
@@kieravermeal9127 no worries i think
@a_random_youtuber6151 6 ай бұрын
I dont know why, but Robin sounded like a character dying in the LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga.
@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 5 ай бұрын
*UAAUGH*
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
20:14 In some places, that was patched!
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
39:47 for those unaware, "le chat" means "the cat." That is the basis of this joke.
@Sebispine Жыл бұрын
35:20 this did not age well
@abyss7343 Жыл бұрын
35:05 that aged well..
@gr0ss3r0wy Жыл бұрын
19:14 WOAH WOAH-
@Sir_Pentious3234 4 ай бұрын
Ok @dzgk
@Local_idk Жыл бұрын
21:52 The innocent kid yells “F***!”
@rasazy5441 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@mqgawario8722 Жыл бұрын
8:47 Looks like Yoshikage Kira was busy.
@Eastwoodhood Жыл бұрын
I hope most of them were from women
@Deleted_Eevee Жыл бұрын
3:56 notice how the knife is in a different spot in each picture
@Expertato555 Жыл бұрын
13:02 I think PhoenixSC has a solution.
@Uuuuummmm69420 6 ай бұрын
Robin:"what's wrong with Schlatt?" Personally, i think everything is wrong with "Schlatt"
@zerrierslizer1 Жыл бұрын
"teen left with knife stuck in her face after being robbed" damn, must be one of those magical teleporting knives that leave no trace of it's puncture point when it teleports from the left side of the face to the right.
@anya665 Жыл бұрын
Coulda been pics from different phones, or one may have been in front mode while the other was from the back. Hard to be sure but there are obvious explanations too
@zerrierslizer1 Жыл бұрын
@@anya665 look closely at the pictures, and you'll see that i am right about it being fake as can be.
@Flattened-Melodies Жыл бұрын
@@zerrierslizer1 its either fake or its from the angle change.
@zerrierslizer1 Жыл бұрын
@@Flattened-Melodies nah, it's fake. found out like 4 months ago.
@ChildDevourer83 Жыл бұрын
25:56 gotta get egg whites somehow
@user-sr3zn5me1i Жыл бұрын
19:07 I can't help but think 'screwmate'
@user-sr3zn5me1i Жыл бұрын
42:28 on the left there is a very questionable position between two bears
@ElijahLothrop 8 ай бұрын
4:44 MR SQUIDWARD! GET BACK TO WORK!
@notmatty2263 Жыл бұрын
3:15 I've heard this joke before just with a different Jack with Jack Black
@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440 Жыл бұрын
The fact that schlatt accidentally predicted the queen would die is oddly funny
@JoshSweetvale Жыл бұрын
She was, like, 100
@fivepainbbles Жыл бұрын
And the date was suspiciously close
@Selmarya Жыл бұрын
14:10 _You just got hit by crippling depression_
@-Commit-arson- Жыл бұрын
47:02 actually, Voldemort is afraid of death so he inflicts it on other people because he thinks it’s the worst thing he can do
@leonardorolingstella8554 Жыл бұрын
19:32 I can't decide whether to feel sorry or happy about the fact that he got a "gift".
@jackdesanta69 Жыл бұрын
15:17 that´s how creepers were invented...
@YourMultiversalShowerShitter Жыл бұрын
33:28 what kind of sick person would buy this?
@MaxHamilton-wn7rr 9 күн бұрын
The roast was wild tho.
@EdgyShooter 11 ай бұрын
Damien has to be my favourite narrator, not too much overthinking or killing the jokes, just having a bunch of fun and laughing his arse off 😂
@user-vx1pc8zr4u Жыл бұрын
1:31: Humans are renewable........ Well.......that sounds exactly the like german logic 70 years ago to me.
@Dargon818 Жыл бұрын
1:03 WTF IS THIS JOE SWANSON?!
@tulsipa7092 8 ай бұрын
31:30 *"invasion for the shreckle"*
@nutsi3 Жыл бұрын
5:42 out of context???
@bladeonblitz9281 Жыл бұрын
5:34 quick correction. that isn't Vishnu, that's Shiva. i can see how u got them mixed up, but to remember which is which, remember that Lord Shiva is the one who has the, let's call it a trident for now, behind him or next to him, and the 3rd eye on the center of his forehead.
@NeedTherapyUrgently 11 ай бұрын
Ah damn it i also it was vishnu, they both look really similar
@piggyplayzyt9084 Жыл бұрын
4:06 The way Damien narrated that part tho 🤣
@amelielollz Жыл бұрын
1:55 my cousin just began screaming when he said " Kyaaa! " and it just sounded like he just screamef
@messyman7449 Жыл бұрын
15:04 Noobs on roblox sending 20,000 emojis per message:
@monky8557 10 ай бұрын
Fax no Cao fr 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶🥶👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🛩💥🏢🏢🧕🏽🧕🏽🧕🏽🧕🏽🧕🏽🧕🏽🧕🏽💣💣💣💣💣💣💣
@Lasagnadisliker Жыл бұрын
45:40 I was going to sleep tonight but I guess not
@Ramsey276one Жыл бұрын
5:44 [types in PANIK] I MENANT XD
@Nickyonzaza Жыл бұрын
33:24 well, it is still crescendo
@Fazbearfriendsproductions Жыл бұрын
0:32 oompa loompa dopidy do my
@Fazbearfriendsproductions Жыл бұрын
*me*
@notarobot1231 Жыл бұрын
Yep. The Queen thread aged *super* well…
@Zequintiny Жыл бұрын
I like how the voices change after the ad break. It's like a brief intermission between performances at a show.
@DanialDEcool 4 ай бұрын
48:35 The reason actually is : The Great War was the first name. A few years later, it was renamed “The World War” and then it wasn’t singular because basically the same people fought again later, so because there was now 2 world wars, they made World War 1 and World War 2. (It’s funny because the First World War indirectly caused the second one, hitler is drafted, almost is killed at the end of the war. Germany was placed in absolute shambles at the end too.)
@davidtapley2932 10 ай бұрын
7:34 ill serve him chicken wings breaded with fruity pebbles.
@rinsatsuki3374 Жыл бұрын
12:48 Don't worry Robin, I've heard it's a joke ending in a visual novel.
@theinternalrevenueservicei6121 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Kermit refusing VC torture was.... not what I thought I'd be doing at 0153 EST
@DanG425 Жыл бұрын
25:24 oh he was 100% hacking, he later brought himself back to life
@admiralensin. 6 ай бұрын
Nah that was a new game
@m0thborne 8 ай бұрын
You know what, I’m just going to say it. The moment at 48:27 convinces me that Robin would be a great anime voice actor.
@Han_Solo6712 Жыл бұрын
8:02 isn’t actually that cursed, it’s just misinterpreted. The ice cream man pretty much gave little Timmy a job offer. If he helps him serve other customers, he’ll get ice cream for free.
@lilywise2489 Жыл бұрын
these videos never disappoint! very entertaining.
@angelogaray8019 11 ай бұрын
42:16 WHY WAS THAT SUCH A GOOD IMPRESSION
@T3H_C0SM1C_SP4RT4N Жыл бұрын
3:33 "Ill never give you the secrets" - Kermit the Frog
@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Жыл бұрын
Me: takes a warm bath to unwind after a long day The shoppers in the bathroom section at Home Depot: 11:52
@SteamCheese1 Жыл бұрын
As an Asian the first one absolutely sent me.... dying here 🤣
@Galaxy-Man 5 ай бұрын
I have a question, do asians see in widescreen?
@nonstoppe9 Жыл бұрын
47:44 that didn't age well.
@nutmegdoesstuff1339 Жыл бұрын
18:35 That's the plot of fnaf.
@Afton177 2 ай бұрын
No not really at all
@clairerose4997 Жыл бұрын
Nobody's talking about Kermit tho at 3:40
@TMScientist Жыл бұрын
4:37 "Meatbelts everyone!"
@play3r.wav. Жыл бұрын
this won't be a normal firld trip 💀
@play3r.wav. Жыл бұрын
@@USSR605 not sure what they are, but I know this I'm too lazy to fix that
@TheRealArtimusKnight Жыл бұрын
Robin, Lexi, and Damien are my reddit reading holy trinity
@strawberryduck3080 Жыл бұрын
Frfr
@memeboi18 Жыл бұрын
The person at 1:43 just described the average high school boys locker room
@mathguy37 Жыл бұрын
0:13 there are actually 45 types however to some people it’s more, particularly 46 and maybe even 47
@CasuallyCold Жыл бұрын
9:14 Just imagine if the closed the entrance with the kids still inside.
@SpectralTheEnchantress Жыл бұрын
14:56 UH???
@nazarostrovsky_ 5 ай бұрын
15:58 poor poor Koichi 😢
@formallyeastyt1167 Жыл бұрын
10:40 "Dead Silence activated."
@donaldmoxham2659 Жыл бұрын
34:59 "When it's black, fight back" Ah yes, the police officer motto.
@rroes7319 Жыл бұрын
The "gtfo" is actually a bad idea. Bears run fast. Bears well false charge you. But they will chase you.
@CertifiedElite420 Жыл бұрын
23:48 oh, yeah! The kids love that place!
@Emmett_Br0wn Жыл бұрын
3:32 AHAHHAHHAHAAA
@canigetuuh Жыл бұрын
45:34 then remove the s in the last verse
@mrtadtail2111 Жыл бұрын
54:22 I haven't seen this mentioned yet, but I'd like to point out that someone is actively undoing this man's belt
@scp-phenomenon014 Жыл бұрын
wait what the hell 💀
@jamesfassold Жыл бұрын
WHA
@crowofjudgement8810 11 ай бұрын
They are holding onto his belt not undoing it
@Yaramaisaaaaaaaa Жыл бұрын
45:20 this timestamp is for me, so just ignore this
@Uuuuummmm69420 6 ай бұрын
LOL
@sisig2419 11 ай бұрын
Technoblade never dies
@kernuba3916 Жыл бұрын
That urinal concept to prevent all that mess. nees to have a clear cover so you can see if anything is in there. "Insert jokes here."
@voidboiyt Жыл бұрын
41:36 GLAD TO SEE SOMEONE ELSE SUFFERED THE *SAME FATE*
@justthinkingthoughts Жыл бұрын
the last one killed me, and the cut out was JUST PERFECT
@buttfacethreetrillion8015 Жыл бұрын
25:36 please do not search this up, it is very age restricted
@Eastwoodhood Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna
@yahyayazgi 4 ай бұрын
ok won't👍
@jax1744 Жыл бұрын
It's ironic that Schlatt was only about a month off of the queen's death.
@YourOnlyHero Жыл бұрын
Yesss!!! Its Damien!!! I love the rest of the cast but this guy is the greatest of them all
@mega_micro Жыл бұрын
25:39 Congratulations, you found all seven notebooks!
@this_dude3881 4 ай бұрын
Now all you need to do is... G̵̛̦͎̪͔͖̗̖̻̜̩̗̊͛͒̈̈̽́̓̂̎͘͘͜E̸̡̦͉͔̝͙͗͑̃̐͊̋͐ͅT̵͚̙̳͙̹͖̒̓͊̍̇͌̓͐̃̉͘͝ ̴̹͉̥̦̬͌O̴̧̭̤̹͆Ü̵̡̗̤͖͚͕̯̠͓͖͇̭̔T̶̨͕̪̱͍̝̘͚͋͊͑͊͗̀̄͊͗͂̓̊͑̿͝ ̴̛̰̙͓̣͕̝̪̘̩̼̥Ẁ̸̢͉̬̼̣͖̫̠̼͍̬̤̹̩̞͋̄͂Ḧ̴̹͙́̍͆̆͒̔̓͑̇̽͘Ì̷̙̇͐͑͋͐̋͐̈̒͘Ļ̸̛̱͕͎̮̘͓̩̩͒̎̒͗̏͆̕ͅĘ̵̧̛͙͔̯̣̘̲͖́͌́̏̿̔̉ͅ ̶̧̫͙̳̓̎́͂̽͌͋̽̔̿̑̐̕̚Y̸̨̧̢̛͓̙̙͓̫̣̝̌̎͋͛̽͐̃̅̔̏͠Ó̸͕̭̙̥̮̖̯̣͜Ü̷̧͖͚͈͉͈̝̣̲͊̌̈́̒́ ̴̬̾̒S̸̬̳̙͈̈́̾́ͅT̶̨̧̧̪̬͔̗̳̺͓̳̘̉̒͗̑̌̌̏̄̔̈́͆̚͝I̷̧̬̤̍̈́̐͒̈́̐͌̑͝L̵̪̼͔̰̭̫̥̐̒̽͑̾́͐͒͊̀L̶̛͉̎̓͐̂͝ ̸̢̢̛̱̼̯̪͙̭̞̰̞̽̅̅́̔͐́̔̈̀͂̉̚͘C̷̻̝͓̠͈̞̞̗̯̀̍Ä̸̧͕͚͉͓̜͎͇̫͙̪́̎̏̐̔̑͑̌̆̈̈́̿̔͝Ń̸͉͗͑͌̋͐͊͝͝!̴̞̥͚̱͈̭͉͖͎̪̲̣͊̽̾̑̈́̇!̵̛̬̻̙̬̞̞̲̟̝͙̗̅͑̊̆͘͝͝ͅ Hahah! >:D
@Hamzerio 10 ай бұрын
27:11 new fear unlocked!