I keep on thinking about how once robin said “females” like tamales, and now I use that phrase tons of time.

"Christians speak English" Over half of Europe:

OK, boys, gather round. Lemme 'splain something to ya. If you are trying to flirt and a woman laughs, it is for one of two reasons: one, she's into you and actually thinks you're funny/attractive. Two, she's uncomfortable, but she doesn't want to hurt your feelings. She hopes that by giving you a polite chuckle, you will get the hint and stop bothering her. There is a clear difference between the two. Please learn it. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

“ As a man, I have a higher authority and a more valued opinion.” is the goofiest thing I’ve heard all day.

"climate change" what the funk

25:04 - tbh, I really, really needed to hear this. I don't want a relationship enough to ACTIVELY seek one out by using dating apps or going to parties or events all the time, etc., (I'm content and happy single, and find plenty of company and love/connection in the friends and family I have) but sometimes, when I get that inevitable question at the family christmas party and I tell them I'm still single, it gets me thinking and I get worried I'll just,,, always be single. Like, my brain thinks :0 'if I don't actively try and seek one out, then there's no way anyone would ever find me attractive enough or like me as a person enough to initiate something!' And hearing someone else say otherwise is just,, a really good reminder to not worry about it

42:17 Lmao that is Terraria

Let's talk about how hilarious that cut in the intro made that sentance. "You are- The biggest thing to ever happen to neckbeards since the invention of online gaming."

This video made me insanely uncomfortable

This video smells like Mountain Dew and Doritos

The fact that somebody said that Deadpool is counts as one of the smartest Men in the world when Peter Parker AKA Spider man, Henry mccoy AKA Beast, and Professor X, all exist in that universe.

“Men, if you don’t wanna deal with child support, don’t have sex!” *Laughs in gay*

First guy is literally living on Mount Dew

Fedoras look cool, Neckbeards ruined them, change my mind.

1:58 Lol goddammit... It's hard to hate Robin when he's so self aware. "I got flipped off today and I was confused until I remembered what I look like." You deserve a fedora tip for that, good sir.

Smells like damp basement in here

To quote Archer on the first one: "Do you want to get ants? Because that's how you get ants!!!"

11:20 The characters I do recognize are all from Studio Ghibli so this is probably an actually well-adjusted person.

2:44 "It was hard, i sucked at it." is crazy out of context

It preface this, I am a blithering little autistic fool, and am kind of throwing stones from a glass house seeing that I’m a terminally online virgin moron who has never had a girlfriend or boyfriend; but genuinely how do people get this way? Like, how do you get to the point where you consider misanthropy (most specifically misogyny, but a lot of hate is directed towards humanity as a whole too) to be one of your core characteristics? I get that it can be hard to socialize (I got the triple A mental illness package) and I especially get that it can hurt realizing someone you liked romantically only likes you as a friend (I’m bi, almost half of the people I’ve been into are straight men who I understand cannot like me back romantically. I know that the feeling sucks to know that someone just doesn’t like you; even when it’s not personal). But I don’t understand how people can feel so confident in themselves as to believe that they *deserve* sex; like it’s a thing that you earn when you do the right number of kind things. Socializing isn’t a science, and shouldn’t be treated like it. I can’t wrap my head around how someone can consider themself entitled to another person without even really knowing them, or consider themselves fit to be in a relationship when they define so much of their personality around lust and hate.

Man what an insult “I hope you wake up with a mouthful of spiders” using it from now on

As a Non-binary but afab weeb watching this hurt my soul. And as a lesbian Idk why neckbeards want more feminine women. Or dont think more masc girls are even women. Neckbeards suck beacuse Butch people are just so slay. also 43:53 makes me sad beacuse of how many times I've heard that.

1:04:59 the funniest part about this is that they have a rengoku pfp, but the author of demon slayer isn’t a man

22:09 What's crazy is that rabbits don't always mate for life. Both male and female rabbits will often take multiple sexual partners, but they also can form monogamous pair bonds.

I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I would love to have an Ochaco shrine in my room - she's just so precious and good and I want to support the show financially

Robin is in the first and last part of the video. You're welcome.

Really missed out one that first pic....it was perfectly set up to say "A literal mountain of dew" lmao!

18:35 Why can I imagine Shrek having something like this fiona body-pillow, not for anything wierd. But just as an innocent gag to joke about.

As a man with a fem voice, when said guys try to pull that crap on overwatch, they get no healing ^.^

42:15 It's kind of funny because that is Terraria

17:10 actually the hellfire club did exist in the 80s, except it was Irish, and a demon warshipping thingy, idk, I live around the place where it was.

4:52 the "my personality" guy looking like Clive Dove 💀

6:15 Me after the first sentence: Oh, fuck right the hell off.

42:19, I hate to inform you, this is also Terraria.

26:10 How they hell they get away with showing that crap to Young teen men? Like, isn't that grooming or something? Or being creepy? Imagine if they did that with females with pics of male characters?

20:52 What’s sad is this kind of behavior isn’t even exclusive to straight incels. I’ve had a decent amount of guys do this to me if I happen to walk away or minimize the window/app for a couple minutes. What’s funny is most of the time I hadn’t made up my mind yet, but the minute they start getting all mad and aggressive if more than 3 minutes pass w/o a response, “deal breaker”

I love how you fellas are making comps of my favorite vids :3

41:33 that is a killer insult 42:57 that too. I'm stealing these >:D

One of my favourite subreddits 😂

2:14 As someone with huge feet and sensory issues, how dare you clown on New Balnace shoes and sweats. By the time I was a freshman in highschool, I was a size 16 1/2 in men's (US). They were the only brand that wasn't triple digits for my single parent household.

9:42 you mean guys with better personality and approach to women ACTUALLY get women??? But all I’ve done is look good, this is so unfair 😢

8:22 the difference between Elephants and Neckbeards is that Neckbeards can control it and choose not to. Elephant Males literally go into a hyper-aggression where two pores on the side of their head leak pheromones and they rampage everything

3:29 my brain committed self unalive

0:01 finally, mountain dew

Women don't watch comic movies? * looks at number of comics based movies in collection * Damn, guess I'm doing this wrong. 😂

My brain has been cleaned

2:09 I fr thought that anime doll was Shrek for a moment I'm so blind

Robin: *reads out andrew tate praising tweet* Also Robin: "that is the GAYEST tweet I've ever read in my whole life" Suffice to say....tea was spat

The Powerpuff girls thing, if I'm not mistaken they put him in there with out telling him, those pictures are kind of creepy though.

Why the wiki page about climate change?

6:32 this makes me laugh too hard

I've gotten a physical compliment once or twice from guys, and its really made me feel good. Difference was, they complimented me, and moved on. they didn't immediately start demanding favors from me, or try to get into my personal space. My guys complimenting girls is fine, Just don't be a creep... PLEASE.

can confirm the mountain dew Doritos are weird, but not as bad as you would think after you taste them

6:42 my ears started ringing from stupidity

2:24:42 that actually made me chuckle

That wretch at 10:26 was too real lol

42:24 "Just like I couldn't get into Terraria" I am going to jam all my Terraria info into your brain if we ever meet, for That Is Terraria

Here’s the thing, “female” as an adjective is fine, “female” as a noun is fckin weird.

"I am calm. I am cool. I am collected. I am lying." Me, too, Lexi. Me, too.

12:44 the fact i know what hes talking about scares me

2:22:58 my most favorite thing ever is when one of my favorite channels just randomly brings up one of my other favorite channels (Kurtis Connor is amazingggg)

41:29 "I hope you wake up with a mouth full of spiders" haven't heard that one before

58:38 oh my god i am so goddamn sick of this. people who are into feet are not all creeps or neckbeards or gross hairy men, most of us are normal goddamn people. why is it so hard to not kink shame people just because they share a fetish with a neckbeard or creep. JUST STOP IT.

''Musk is a mega pastor for atheists'' im sorry, this is totally flying over my head. Explain please

36:31 damn Lex you just killed the man

"girls only like men over 6ft tall with six packs" me, a 30 year old 5'6" tall overweight husband/father that has been married to the same gorgeous woman for going on 11 years... 🤦 Most women care more about personality than anything else...

Right before I watched this video was an anime ad.

28:9 NOT TWICE OMG 😭 (as a once i think it depends on what you do with the pictures and how old you are if it's a neckbeard thing or not but in this instance i would just guess it's a neckbeard thing bc it's on the subreddit)

mountain of dew in the intro

18:13 is FUNKING WILD😂😂😂

Money is not the first factor for proper child raising. Honestly it seems like the more money you have the shittier the kid will be after a certain point...my mom didn't have much money, went into alt of debt to try to give us good childhood. Didn't need to do that bit I appreciate it and wanna pay it back.

Some of this made me feel ill

The first one is a real "mountain" of dew 💀🔥

I did not need to see Twilight Sparkle's giant feet looming over a city.

Don't worry, you said Mole right.

The thing about some men wanting a gamer gf but then gatekeeping a girl who plays games is so real. Like I’ve had convos like that before as a girl who love someone video games. I was mentioning some of my favorites and he just said “ERM....*sniffles* well ackshooally u only like Cry Of Fear because U think Andreas/Simon is hot!!!!”... like yea I got into the game bc of Andreas, but by like that. It’s bc I listened to his band Intig first, then looked him up and discovered he was a video game creator, then I got interested in his games. I mainly like CoF bc it has a very accurate depiction of depression and mental illness, and how it effects a person and the people around them.

YAYY THE INTRO MUSIC IS BACKKKK I MISSED ITTTT

1:17 i got you Emkay, its Sid from Ice age.

TIL that my stubby thumbs are called "murderers thumbs". That's so wild

Ah yes climate change is really misrepresented in this video

Okay sidenote, but I LOVE your tattoos, very retro, very demure

I'm 4 minutes into this and I am now incredibly depressed.

Haven’t seen anyone point out that the guy at 53:37, Vincent Martella, is Phineas’s VA. From Phineas and Ferb

compilation of my favorite sub LETS GOO

2:48 as a certified Spanish Man™️ your pronunciation of mole is right

24:00 THEY SHOWER???

something about listening to this while working on a cover of The Slaughter Continues just hits different

I love when they forget to censor lol

57:53 "Machine, turn back NOW!" ahh music

This was a rollercoaster of so many emotions 😂

14:06 i Just spat Out my Drink ... fuck IS wrong with people. Bro Just pulled the "Oh No i got pepper Spray in my eyes for the third time this week"

1:51 hell yeah, baja blast shirt. i have the baja blast socks on rn

20:35 “piss”😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

46:56 im sorry i cant take this seriously when his profile is inciniroar Garfield

Tamales and mole go together really well. Please don't fight me, i bruise easily.

hearing this while reading a manga about a reincarnation as a streamer is making me laugh real hard rn

Hey, I appreciate the "someone out there will love you for you as you are", but in the state that I'm in, if I pivot from committed to self-improvement to "I don't need to change", I'm afraid I might find myself suitable to be posted on this subreddit 😬 I've fallen into a hell of a slump, because I can't for the life of me establish healthy habits like maintaining basic hygiene. I suspect it to be a horiffically bad case of ADHD, and I'm scheduled to talk to an expert very soon. Absolutely, that self-acceptance statement is conditional, and not making that clear is part of why these people exist.

8:30 He's right. This is the gayest tweet I've ever read in my life.

I feel very unsure watching this while wearing a Mountain Dew shirt

"what do we call female neck beards" we call those pick mes