New drinking game: Every time Damien says “I don’t like that” you take a shot

I'm Italian and i can confirm that table spin aimlessly here.

If I remember correctly the thing at 57:42 isnt actually software gore, i mean it could be, but at some point during a team go rocket event (I think it may have been the go fest one a while back) there were multiple notifications that were just "R"

19:13 As a chess nerd, I can tell you that it thickens your pieces movement. For example, the king can now move anywhere within a 5x5 grid around it (previously it moved 3x3) now that it’s huge. As for the other issues: Pawn deletion: Black played a strategy where they got rid of 6 of their pawns, and added a new king, acting as an extra life. Their first king is the one that gained the huge status effect Prawk: White played the Prawk move, merging a Rook and a Pawn into the same piece. This makes it so that all that prawks moves are double steps, regardless where it is. Still moves forwards only, however.

Congratulations Emkay. You have successfully gotten my ADHD ass to sit down and watch a full 1-hour episode without stopping, as to how, I couldn't answer.

Damian: "what game is this, is it Skyrim" Me: "when did Skyrim get a mini map"

An explanation for the avocado being called a laywer, it was likely translated from French as “Avocado” and “Laywer” have the same word in French, “Avocat”. or at least to google translate it does, which is where this was probably translated.

1:38 The "Villager sleeping outside on the ground" bug on steroids xD

19:14 Yes Emkay, you win by making your King evolve into a Mega Chessatron but that only happens when you kill enough wild Links then gain their exp while doing a speedrun of mario64 Been there, done that.

7:28 I’m not focused on the software gore, I’m focused on how paying $1 is “free”

At 4:50, it looked like that guy's phone decided to play solitaire with his apps.

59:11 Everything is screaming WHAT THE HECK DID HE DO TO HIS DESKTOP

8:08 That chair next to the clipping tables has third wheel vibes.

I love how nostalgic this video was,at the intro.

4:53 I laughed the longest and hardest on this one.

49:29 king fi pende jumpscare

idk why but “the lawyer” consistently cracks me up without fail

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 378th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.

7:10 pretty sure the scooter app is to find where rentable scooters or bikes are. i think they all got sucked into a tornado though..

1:12 ashley is 18, 32, 21 and 22 all at once!

37:38 The impressive thing about this is that most of these simplified logos are perfectly recognizable, when you only see a half of each

Bro I can listen to 10:19 all day, someone make a loop out of that :D

17:00 THE SUMMONING CIRCLE OF MINNI FIGURES ON THE TABLE THO??

6:11 bro flew an entire 787-9 into space

4:54 As a Pokémon Go player, this is pretty normal. It always looks like this when the gym is loading, and it looks terrifying 😟

I'm laughing so hard at the fact that Robin thinks linux is windows vista... not 1, but 2 times

10:38 bros gonna get the gazillion dollar jackpot in less than an hour with all those 7’s

0:00 WE BREAKING OUR COMPUTER WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

6:52 can we all just have a moment to appreciate damiens incredible scout voice?

the fact that they are doing the "ALL OF r/" deeply concenrs me

"Now wait just one minute-" and "Hey wait a second-" are my favorite quotes from Damien because its like he just realizes what happened or as if he didnt expect it and it makes me laugh. Thank you, Damien.

1:02 truly a “uh.. everyone in McKinney is dead” moment

*Oh yeah, another legendary compilation!*

Key Points in Damien's second segment: 21:51 Damien lost his Gamer card twice. The second time was Clash Royale 25:25 The Furby is downloading your soul 25:48 XBOX turns into your parents trying to act cool 26:16 Spectrum creates a paradox 27:09 KZfaq has an aneurysm 26:17 CJ go brrrrrrrr

43:30 I like how their profile is from a song named genocider, really makes the software gore slightly more threatening

jack: is he thinking of something to say? me: actually, "she". the lashes and the skirt

Honestly it makes a bit of sense that avocado is translated to "The lawyer" because in French, avocado is "avocat" and it also means lawyer. lmao

14:32 An acurate portrayal of what keeping up with that game is like

Me: *sees a ton of cat photos in a slideshow* Awe, cute! Also Me: *sees a weird wooden thing* Me After: *laughing uncontrollably*

0:00 protogens when alone in the bedroom

As a developer I would love to make that elevator bit into a real thing lol

This is really, the best subreddit and hearing Damien's laugh again made my depression go away.

47:13 AMBER ALERT YOU WILL DIE OF CORRUPTION!!!

"are you sure you want to put recycle bin in the recycle bin?" yes please! I would like to make a BLACKHOLE

Me, and literally the entire world: Vaughan (VON) Damien: VOG-HON Entire world: The F*CK'S a Vog-hon?!?

Ah yes my favorite Walgreens slogan "Measles Available here"

7:38 he didn't look at the software gore, the clock is showing 7:62 am, so if you set your alarm for 8, well the best your car could do was 8:02

For the Bakersfield heat index, I thought of "Everyone in McKinney is dead."

Ah yes, all of the *suffering* and *pointless rage* in one video

The -0 one is possibly very exciting from a numerical representation perspective. Theres two ways to represent negative numbers with only binary, ones complement and twos complement. Basically for an 8 bit number 4, b00000100 if you want -4 in twos complement, what most modern computers use, itd be all the bits flipped +1. So b11111100. But ones complement just flips the bit, so b11111011. The interesting thing tho about ones complement is that -0 is a valid concept and is distinct from 0

its been 6 months since i first saw this and i JUST realised the intro was same as the original music. ver epik

48:09 guy at the drive thru says "Hello um Aren't you aware that your computer is-" **gets interrupted** "Yes my computer is... Having a hard time going through a Bad day at a Bad Drive thru..."

0:56 Well, they call it Bakersfield for a pretty obvious reason.

18:22 - NO WAY ITS MY POST Context: my MacBook’s SSD died so i tried downloading macOS on an external drive. After like 3 hours of trying, it didn’t work because I formatted the drive in AFS which wasn’t supported by the ANCIENT OS I was installing.

3:42 bros internet surpassed light speed for a second

21:48 Holy schmakaroons thats clash royale (the reason i found out what game this was is for the emote bubble and the next card you will get)

Damian: "Can we have a F in the chat for this dudes Raspberry pi sense hat" Me: Ah! Yes. F

28:50 that's like those levels in beatsaber where you have to intentionally mess up.

17:10 hey, they're fixing it!.. eventually. that screen is a BIOS recovery screen, and those never auto-open unless you installed some SERIOUS malware, and i'd be suprised if that thing's open to the wider internet at all!

2:58 bro called Insurgency: Sandstorm a fukin CS:GO I can't stop crying 😭😭💀

5:58 F *respects have been paid*

6:35 Fun fact, 737,215 days is actually about 2020 years, so the game thinks that the last save was in the year 0 AD.

The Bakersfield weather thing just reminds me of that one clip of the weather man seeing a messed up temperature rating and just completely straight faced, says "Everyone in McKinney is dead."

54:58 I remember when I was younger I watched a kids show where the main characters name was leap

I like to watch videos like this while eating dinner, and I nearly choked many many times from laughing so hard. I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.

1:40 I had to stop the video to catch my breath and stop laughing after seeing this part. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

The Bakersfield one reminds Gerald of the ‘Everyone in (whatever state it was) Is dead.’ Meme.

"I ain't no cuc" LMFAOOO

The amount of jokes that fly over Damien’s head is astonishing.

48:45 Spider-Man has reaches the level no other man can achieve, level Jesus.

“Let’s go gambling!” Got the wrong jackpot. 10:49

i love watching Emkay while eating an entire chili bowl

Yes software gore do I love it, I have been waiting for this compilation

51:45 They used FaceApp, and the guy on the right still has a bit of the guy on the left's beard

1:42 that laugh sounds so nice😭

They really put the “Bake” in Bakersfield.

“The error is unknown because the guy who wrote this part of the code quit a while back and he was like really really smart and the rest of us are not really sure how this works or what to do…. BTW. If you are that guy please give us a call and let us know what to do.” “Sonic is hacking your computer” “An error occurred while displaying the previous error” “Your computer sucks” “Something happened _something happened_ “ I love those so much! Made me laugh right away! Good job editor!

9:24 she looks like that one image of the guys pointing at something with shocked expressions

Bro that guy last saved his subway surfers in the year 5😭

I listen to these videos while drawing and this intro freaked me out for a second

9:43 I ALMOST CHOKED FROM LAUGHTER

ok but this is the first compilation that actually made me die of laughter

the airplane running on windows visa has aged very well

29:40 This is why you don’t facetime Hugo Weaving while watching Avengers.

1:48 looks like an extremely distorted Ronald McDonald.

"An airport is the last place I'd expect to see a glitch like this..." As someone who works at an airport, I can confirm that junk like 17:38 happens all the time to the information marquees. I once saw an arrivals screen glitch out and the list ended up displaying sideways. Some have also been on for so long without a break that they've burned images into the screens, which can make them hard to read.

F for the raspberry pi sense hat 5:51

I remember seeing a comment where an EAS was just "dont talk to the man"

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the editor making the intro “crash” screen noises the emKay theme

R/softwaregore is like r/ihadastroke but for computers

0:58 As someone who was actually born in Bakersfield, I can confirm, these are the temperatures we get.

31:33 You unlocked a secret channel and released an ancient blood curse

1:42 I laughed at his laugh more than the actual photo 🤣🤣That looks hilarious and terrifying at the same time

34:47 It's a refresh issue, to save on resources many programs and websites don't update the entire picture for every frame of a video, only the parts that change. Also, a common method of compression is to look for pixels that have been translated but otherwise stay the same (e.g. if an object moves left in the video, it may be able to just move the pixels already corresponding to that object to the left, instead of updating the image with data from this new frame). Issues like this appear when the program effectively misses a change in the image, so you move to the next frame and it keeps the entire image the same, but more importantly it thinks that this old image is what this new frame is supposed to look like. So then when things begin to move in this new image, it causes the parts of the image corresponding to the movement to be updated while any stationary parts of the image stay the same, and if compressed as mentioned above, any pixels it would be translating to a new location will still be the pixels of the old image, just moved. In this case, the effect was particularly pronounced because the new scene had very little movement or other changes frame to frame, if for example the video had instead cut to a scene of someone looking out the window of a moving car, the majority of the image would have very quickly updated due to the amount of change each frame, and in either case if the scene after the erroneous one is an entirely new the image, the video will return to normal as the entire image is updated.

that intro is a vibe fun timestamp edit: 7:43 no way reddit video on reddit video

Brother the intro is awesome

5:24 "When Damien tries to hide the Editors in the basement" fucking killed me with how perfect it was

10:20 let's all pay respects to robin beatboxing to random crap

12:21 when a new A380 pilot hears the command “gear up”: (also the A380’s GPWS:) BANK ANGLE BANK ANGLE WOOP WOOP TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP PULL UP!

12:36 Bro got the Analytical Engine for his gaming setup 💀