Finally that hack tanner has been dethroned, now only that hack samantha must be deposed so that the true star of the show, Jared, can take his rightful place as leader of this channel

wow tanner really got a glow up

Deconstruction sure does change people. Tanner is downright unrecognisable.

Jared's sense of humor is so quick and understated, I absolutely love listening to him! I've always loved when he makes cameo appearances on the channel and having an hour long video with him was great!

for me, the amount i love i feel for my alpha-male boyfriend is directly correlated to the amount of testosterone coursing through his veins at any given moment. (that's why he gets daily bloodwork done, so I can know his value)

WE LOVE JARED; HE IS FUNNY & YOU ARE FUNNY TOGETHER

This stuff triggers me more than anything. I feel horrible for the women who fall for this sh*t (and are literally traumatized, and I feel horrible for the young impressionable, low self esteem teens who come across this content and believe it. I am ashamed to say just a year or so ago, I was so consumed and targeted with content like this that I actually believed all men were like this. Thank my lucky stars I found the other side of the internet and plenty of men who are sickened by this

9:08 Sam, because you had the courage to ask, I SAID YES! I said YES and became a Patron!

I used to date a big southern guy who would do rodeos, was in the marines and had his own ranch. One would even consider him “alpha”. And yeah, he was definitely super masculine and loved his steak and potatoes. But man he was super respectful and a gentleman to all woman around him (definitely a gentleman by the back of his grandmother’s hand growing up and the fear of god lol). But the main thing is that he NEVER expected anything in return. I remember on our first date when he asked if he could hold my hand and when he asked if he could kiss me. Never felt the need to prove his masculinity or make me feel lesser than him. And I find that super attractive. It didn’t work out in the end because I ended up moving but it definitely taught me a standard for men moving forward. This new alpha dating advice is such bullshit. Because it’s driven by entitlement and insecurity. These boys don’t know what they are talking about and they should consider working on being secure and comfortable with themselves before entering the dating world.

writing love poems is an absolutely beta move 😤 men shouldn’t engage with literature

I do like the whole "Don't be afraid of rejection and failure" thing. You'll never win if you don't try. Now he just needs to focus that energy on improving himself and getting to know women his own age.

Alpha law number one: treat every interaction with a women under the law of ten thousand. Every day ten thousand are turning 18, every day ten thousand are turning 19, every day ten thousand are turning 20, every day ten thousand are turning 21, every day ten thousand are turning 22, every day ten thousand are turning 23, and so on and so forth all the way up to 80 at a minimum, so every day ten thousand women are turning 75, every day ten thousand are turning 76, every day ten thousand are turning 77, every day ten thousand are turning 78, every day ten thousand are turning 79, every day ten thousand are turning 80. So just basic maths guys, 80 - 18 = 62 and 62 × 10,000 = 620,000. So EVERY DAY it is over half a million women's birthday and alpha law number one is in every single interaction you have with a woman, even if you don't know if it is her birthday today, treat her under the law of ten thousand and celebrate the birthdays of all those women everywhere by treating each and every woman you talk to like she is the autonomous and fully realised human being that she is! 🎂🎉 Happy birthday women, our alpha gift to you and to ourselves is a recognition of our shared humanity! 🥂🎁

I would definitely watch Jared giving positive masculinity content.

I love your cat's calming influence, especially on such an annoying topic. 😌 Thanks for filling in, Jared!

Next week on Zelph on a Shelf, hosts Jared and Banksy discuss the mysterious disappearance of Sam and Tanner

PSA: Body language is pseudoscience. The more you know.

Not even ten minutes in and all I can think is “tell me you’re a predator without telling me you’re a predator”. That first dude yuck🤢

Hello 911? There’s someone drinking a Busch light on my screen

Jared I love you!! Thanks for all your contributions and energy

Oh goodness this is EXCITING!!! sam AND jared for a full video?!?! Yayyyeee!!!!

Oof, there's some insidious subtext in those videos. That level of casual but complete dehumanization of women (and other men, honestly) is sort of chilling to see. You guys did a great job pointing out the harmful messaging and also the inherent goofiness of these guys. Also...any chance of a regular Alpha Poetry Corner with Jared segment? 🙏

Why do they all call women “females”? It’s so off-putting.

Please KEEP HIM ON THE SHOW!

Women aren't ruthless ....they just don't trust men .....and they shouldn't ......😮

The biggest irony is that the men a lot of women are obsessed with are not AT ALL what the „dating coaches“ prescribe an Alpha Male to be. For example Hozier’s fan community is majority female and he could not be further away from looking like those guys say you should look, acting like those guys say you should act, etc. It‘s just a scam, and not just because it is bad for the women those men interact with, but it’s also really, really bad for the young men being indoctrinated by these coaches

My heart goes out to all the straight, single women out there who have to navigate a dating scene filled with these bozos

I was just assuming that he was focussing on the new batches of 18 years old in video 1 because literally every single women currently over 18 didn't want him, which doesn't sound like big alpha wins to me 😅Also, the amount of times he says 'I promise you that' in one short video

More of this! I love all your content, but the non-Mormon related stuff (& the Jack Weyland books) are next level. All 3 of you are wonderful & make me laugh every day.

Jared for president ❤ keep him . ❤❤

FYI the music used in the vid around minute 18 is by a band called "Men I Trust" 😂 I've seen them live. They were quite good.

The asking her out when he knows she can’t then ask to come to his place, sounds like he was going to buy lunch and drinks but since she can’t then just come for booty call.

That is genuinely weird. He must keep VERY busy to have already been rejected by ALL the adult women his age and younger. I hope someone warns the girls, he's like a walking red flag.

Sam and Jared - thanks for this video! So fun to see you interacting, you have such a cool vibe. ☺️

"You will meet another women" words to live by 🙌

❤ omg the cat!!! And its paw on Sams hand as it's lounging Also am I the only person that doesnt like "female" being used as a noun to another human? Usually it should be used it as an adjective

Jared is lovely, a natural in front of the camera

My parents let me go on a date with a 32 year old when I was 16. I have no idea why I agreed to the date. I had low self worth and couldn’t say no. He didn’t pull anything hanky on the date. I just think it’s odd my parents agreed to it. I also had 40 year olds asking me to marry them at the mall when I was a teen. In no way do I think it’s appropriate.

This would be more shocking if I DIDNT have family who loves this shit.

Sam saying "speskific" at the end is like the cutest shit I've heard all week

Lmaoo I was not ready for Jared’s dry humor. It took me by surprise but once I caught on, I was dying 😂😂😂 Love you guys

As a female accountant, no thank you. We do not need the pick up artists in the field

the energy is horrendous i love it

You both look cute (Tanner too if he wants to be complimented that way). I hope all three of you are doing well.

Yay Jared! We love when you are on the show!

There is a book called "Make every woman want you" it talks like pick-up artist garbage but teaches good advice. Like it's important to make compliments personal, pay attention to the things she likes about herself and compliment that.

i recently found ur videos as a born and raised non religious person!! i’ve lived in idaho all my life though so i’ve always been the bad influence best friend to the mormon kids so i’m so glad to begin to hear your perspective on things!!

Such an exceptional haircut! 💇

You have to subtract all the Mormon girls from the 10K, though.

I need more Jared so I can know how to be a man

Wine mum Jared is the best. We love him!

Bring Jared back on! I like his sleepy energy!

Bring Jared back again or else I’ll end my Patreon subscription!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ❤

I love being able to react to alpha male (and all kind of silly) videos with you guys because you remind me to see them as a person and what could have influenced them to act this way. Growing up Mormon I realize I was raised with very black and white thinking, they’re either a good person or a horrible person, and your videos help me see the gray area of it all. It’s reallyyyy helped my mental health and overall happiness in life to go about it with this new perspective. Thank youuu thank you.

[Romantic] Love is when what you logically know is good for you as a person aligns with how you feel about someone chemically 😁 Got butterflies? Ok 👌🏽 🎉 Got mutual positive effects on each other’s lives? Bingo 💃🏾 I personally don’t participate though 😂 I just follow butterflies into the tornado until my next therapy session

49:15 "both of you have access to it at all times" But then how will he make sure to cheat on her before she inevitably cheats on him so he wins?

Love these two! They are beautiful people!! ❤ BTW, I birthed Jared from my own body!!! 😮

Oh shit you guys are funny💜

why these men staring into the soul of my soul elp

Blue ray players are $10 at goodwill

Tanner looks taller

But damn. Women better not be finding their purpose first 👏 (meant this sarcastically)

You guys are f**** hilarius im healing my trauma lol

36:00 🤣 These damn independent women! 🤣 If only they'd never been hurt they'd be helpless without me! 🤣

Where's the 24 Hour Jared Poetry Lovestream Livestream???

Deep dive Plz

A video on the 4B movement would go well on this channel

MORE JARED MORE JARED MORE JARED

Love Jared! Bring back Jared!

I can't remember Kitty's name but their face is sooooooooooo precious!! Perfect guest stars between Jared and Kitty :)

Bring Jared back!

Jared is awesome 💙👏

My love for you Is like a truck BESERKER.

OMG... This is creepy AF, thank God I'm ace!

THAT is just predatory

Oh this is exciting.

the if all women stopped working nothing would change comment is ABSOLUTELY unhinged, like has he ever been to an elementary school?

What is love? Baby don’t hurt me

The last one sounds like an SNL skit. I was hoping at the least he would be like what about all the work women are doing as stay at home moms, because even though he obviously refuses to admit the work women do in the workforce he might at least acknowledge the work they're doing behind the scenes to raise the kids. Not to mention all the nurses and teachers in woman dominated fields, two extremely essential positions. How can that be real?? 😫

Bernie!!!!!!!!

Audience poll: How many women are attracted to guys who refer to every woman they've ever been with and every woman who's ever rejected them as "women I deal with"? I'm trying to understand why they say this and I think it's a way of trying to distance themselves from the emotions they feel about women who have rejected or left them.

jared is so funny!!!

51:12 I'm sorry if I'm over-commenting and just filling you comments section with my comments but I had to do one more. I *LOVE* that this guy starts out with the statement that alpha males are emotionally needy and insecure... I mean it's true about guys who consider themselves alpha males but it directly contradicts the supposed definition of the term and the way they intend to present themselves.

You shouldn't think about how he makes you feel because then he would actually have to try to continue making you feel that way. Better (for him) if you CHOOSE to love him, even when he's awful.

no but for real Jared, that hair looks exceptionally hot on you 👀

Would you ever do a video about Imagine Dragons? I know they're Mormon (or ex-Mormon?) but I'd be interested to hear your perspectives on the Mormon imagery in their songs, how they're perceived within Utah, etc.

#womenAreHuman2024

kitty bitty gumdrops

Fun fact! That last guy is satirical and trolls a lot of the alpha male talking points. but it's crazy that it seems real enough that it could be plausible

Fun fact: alpha behavior in modern wolves has only been observed in wolves that have been in captivity with other wolves they met for the first time in captivity and in wild wolves that descend from captive wolves. The behavior seems to be a makeshift way of building a hierarchy within the artificial constraint of being in captivity together and thus being forced to be social with each other. The wolves of Yellowstone park (which I believe include captive wolves that were released into the park to help the dwindling population) sometimes organize into a temporary super pack for hunting but then disband again after the hunt and, in general, wild modern wolves just live in family groups. When four or five wolves are seen hunting together, it's usually just parents with their children. Perhaps one of the parents takes charge but it's not natural for modern wolves to have a social structure similar to that of a chimp. The concept of an alpha wolf was pretty much invented through projection of our own most basic instincts and misleading observations made of captive wolves behaving in response to the unnatural social situation people forced them into.

Is ur Tuesday video about Tim Ballard 😭 pls say no

Love is the only thing I have ever done now

I don't want to alarm anyone, but I think Nova quite likes you 😉 Amy Farrah Fowler is a "dowdy" character, in that Hollywood way that treats extremely pretty women as dowdy compared to stunning women who are "normal". But Mayim Bialik does a youtube channel that my feed threw up once, which I think speaks to mental health, inclusion and wellbeing (but not influencer-esque; Dr Bialik is a neuroscientist as well as an actress, so it's rooted in science, not... magic, or "try feeling positive!!!" bs) Your comment on the spicy crisps reminded me of a phrase I heard someone say (again, in the context of inclusion, since he was sharing a part of his culture): "what's sweet in the mouth is sour in the bam-bam"

"Let's detoxify Alpha bullshit..." with Jared and Sam. I'm only on the first tiktok where the guy's going through the rules and it's funny because every rule has this little granule of "so close" in it that you guys always point out as being so close to healthy if only it weren't wrapped in this toxic package. I enjoyed special correspondent WineMomJared. Hopefully you find more reasons to have him on.

20:28 "It's the response that gives a woman live, not you" i mean what are we to each other if not our communication towards each other? Especially in texts. Of course, you sitting alone in a dark room looking at pictures of women and having interesting thoughts and feelings doesn't do anything for anyone else but you. The response is all she knows about you at that moment.

Love isn't really supposed to facilitate survival. It's suppossed to facilitate raising of kids together and procreation. Meanwhile infatuation (love as a noun?) is meant to facilitate procreation, and is definitely not designed to facilitate survival. I mean, the lengths some guys will go to get some DEFINITELY won't facilitate survival.

I'd hate to see a podcasting production without cat hair.

I will say that sadhorny is real, but like it's kinda gross to go after people who are just sadhorny like it's manipulative almost, if you are depressed as shit and sending lewds gives a rush of dopamine and the other person knows you're not into them and youe just sending sad lewds then it's kind of the ethical thing to stop engaging that way.

Why do you call yourself "Zelph on the shelf"? what is the story behind that?

As with all groups, they inevitably have some "good" points but overall they're insane. For example, I actually agree with the red pillers that it's a bit ridiculous that it's entirely acceptable for women to reject men based on income, weight, height, p3nis size, eye color, and even for things like them looking dino chicken nuggets (I remember a girl doing that in Rexburg when I was there), but then everyone screams and wails when a guy says he prefer thin women who haven't had a lot of sexual partners. That's the one point I can agree with. But overall they're kinda crazy. It gets stressful living in a psychological box like that

Jared I love you!! Thanks for all your contributions and energy