Can You Beat Borderlands 2 By Gambling?

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11 ай бұрын

Don't get it twisted I definitely lost a lot of money
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Intro Script
There’s plenty of ways to obtain gear in borderlands 2, farming it’s drop source, opening chests, buying it from vendors, loot midgets, and mission rewards, but there’s one way that’s worse than all of those and that’s gambling, so yeah I tried to beat borderlands 2 using only slot machine items.
I played Krieg because I saw a video called gearless Krieg on KZfaq. This is helpful because I don't get access to a slot machine until sanctuary. I didn’t watch it but I still chose Krieg because he seemed the easiest.
Rules for the run are Only gear from the slot machines, no BAR, and no trading down gear for cash to gamble with I am allowed to pick up other gear to sell for money though
If you saw my other video you could guess that I went to get some early levels to make early game a little easier, I got really lucky at Digi peak and hit level 7 in like 2 runs, and I also did this, then I went to Tina DLC to kill bony pants for a level, it did not go well.
After my soul got ripped up I went to fight for sanctuary for the last level and to make a little early game money
Then I killed knuckle dragger and I realized I didn’t need to be level 50 to do that, anyways the rest of southern shelf went like this

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@bloodmoonangel8925 11 ай бұрын

90% of vault hunters quit gambling right before they're about to get a legendary

@WhySoSeriousGM 11 ай бұрын

I once spend an hour gambling and only got 2 purples ever since I have given up

@A.Singularity 11 ай бұрын

@@WhySoSeriousGMme going broke in UVHM after I sold all my trash to gamble

@aleksantini1938 11 ай бұрын

I don’t even wanna here it hahaha

@shrektemgood9407 11 ай бұрын

@@WhySoSeriousGMguess im lucky but so far i got 2 legendaries and a corrosive bearcat at lvl 53. Played the game for so long and the drops happened years ago but i remember every ine or them

@JustGunnie 11 ай бұрын

@@WhySoSeriousGM Only an hour? That's weak sauce man.

@Madden2000 11 ай бұрын

I absolutely love how everyone in the borderlands community knows all the other youtubers like Jolts

@OGGoobz 10 ай бұрын

joltz has been a huge part in keeping bl2 alive

@tyboogie6318 10 ай бұрын

Don't forget gas mask

@ode8416 10 ай бұрын

@@tyboogie6318”put the stinky on him” inspired me to get my life together

@ToXa2109 10 ай бұрын

joltz reference dude

@breadloafREVO 10 ай бұрын

@@tyboogie6318 put the stinky on em

@alteredfried 11 ай бұрын

I forgot to add it at the end but I spun 1,663 slots and spent $512,382 and 456 Eridium on them Edit: forgot to say like 45 Torgue Tokens as well

@Destinywalker3088 11 ай бұрын

Wait since the slot uses eridium?

@Whyme-wl4hb 11 ай бұрын

The train at tundra express does in fact kill you if you stand under it. I've been doing it for a while because it's fun acting like nothing could go wrong than BAM, I get crushed by a train cart

@ethlane 11 ай бұрын

In the tiny Tina dlc

@Osea2004 11 ай бұрын

My dad IRL (we lost the house)

@calebmcewan6761 11 ай бұрын

Isn’t all loot in boderlands technically gambling

@scoutpack1518 11 ай бұрын

Its crazy how much Jolts influences the Borderlands community

@Gambling_addict69420 5 ай бұрын

CRAZY WHAT?

@firemaster4808 4 ай бұрын

My favorite line put the stinky on em

@LilGasmask666 11 ай бұрын

Bro the berserk music had me pissing my pants 🤣 idk why that got me so good. Another great video homie

@coredude2314 8 ай бұрын

The man the myth the legend is here 🤯

@blainebrocato4480 3 ай бұрын

I put the stinky on em

@Excavator_84 Ай бұрын

The lord of the stinky

@an0rmalname179 11 ай бұрын

Hearing Gasmask at 1:00 caught me off guard lmao.

@MBoy2000_ 11 ай бұрын

Put da stinky on em

@MakeMethLegal 10 ай бұрын

Yeah xd

@no1694 10 ай бұрын

put da stinky on em

@tunaroll47 11 ай бұрын

I love the miniscule amount of "funny" editing that most challenge run videos have. To me, that makes watching your videos so much more enjoyable. And your commentary makes it even more so

@omegahaxors3306 11 ай бұрын

What are you talking about? It's *HILARIOUS!* Everyone in my discord agrees with me!

@SaplingFarmer 11 ай бұрын

You know I’m also trying this challenge, but in real life. Let’s just say that I’m not doing the greatest.

@staffofthecrystalserpant7751 11 ай бұрын

Youre just more spin from breaking even don't give up!

@muzduf5884 11 ай бұрын

Keep going! You can only lose 100% of your money but can gain over 3000%

@strongfork 11 ай бұрын

That's what my dad said too 😢

@crazyoldman4261 11 ай бұрын

If you hide in the inside corner of a slot machine (when a grenade gets tossed out) you don’t take damage. found that out one way or another lol

@pastadarasta8131 10 ай бұрын

Who is the real life final boss?

@bellakumra1653 8 ай бұрын

Dropping a Gub, that's a true Joltzdude watcher move.

@mikehawk4258 11 ай бұрын

I'm a simple guy. I see a Borderlands 2 video in 2023, I click to support whoever still plays this game. Cheers mate

@LFXGaming 11 ай бұрын

Tried This Challenge and am now 150k in debt with Moxxi and have been barred for life, apparently shooting the machines for luck is "bad for business" and gives customers "severe panic attacks" but whatever...

@c.beav.5339 10 ай бұрын

I love how much lilgasmask has sparked others interest in bl2 challenge runs. New life and meaning comes to this old game all the time. How nice!

@icealkion 11 ай бұрын

That must have been the best pizza knowing that you could never spin another slot machine

@gary4014 2 ай бұрын

The Gub isn’t even Joltz’s curse anymore, it’s the whole community’s

@Yotes_ 11 ай бұрын

I remember playing with my friend and we were just messing around in sanctuary. I decided f*** it let me hit this slot machine. This was early game. I think around level 11. And first try on the playthrough I got a Harold. And on his second try he got a Harold as well. It was one hell of a moment. Now a treasured memory. I really miss that guy.

@Xatariel 11 ай бұрын

You can get crushed by the train when it blows up. Found that out unintentionally

@johnhawks2305 11 ай бұрын

The "IM SPECING OUT OF THIS AS SOON AS IM OUT OF HERE" was literally me on psycho when I hit myself in the jack fight lmao

@SgtJohnRemairez 11 ай бұрын

I remember I was mostly excited for Borderlands 3 because I saw the new slot machines and I was like daaang look at the variety. Hitting them slots was the first thing I did after getting sanctuary in the air lol

@rositchi5889 11 ай бұрын

Lol, me too!

@spiddy1335 2 ай бұрын

Lol yeah I remember when shit went flying during first gameplay of me and my cousin the only thing we were concerned about is if slots teleported safensound. We finished bl2 main story 3 times and never spent a single dollar on anything else than spins

@fredrikorex 11 ай бұрын

8:04 I actually convinced a group I was playing with to stand right where that cart lands and it killed everyone, they didn't find it as amusing as I did though :)

@lefywazhere7582 10 ай бұрын

Hehehehahaha 😈

@Ten_Thousand_Locusts 10 ай бұрын

That didn't happen

@lefywazhere7582 9 ай бұрын

@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts the way your brain works is odd, if you don’t believe it scroll past but if you don’t believe it you cannot doubt something or someone you dont even know 😂 other than that theres alot of stuff in borderlands where you can kill the whole team ☠️ ive done it and its been done to me many times. Its a part of borderlands, maybe you’ve never played?…

@Ten_Thousand_Locusts 9 ай бұрын

@@lefywazhere7582 shut up

@masonkolb3908 27 күн бұрын

Yeah it killed you

@TinoMSM 11 ай бұрын

Fun fact, you can go into the Torgue DLC and make your way to moxxi’s biker bar to gamble, I’m pretty sure it’s accessible right off the bat

@fox.mulder. 10 ай бұрын

It is so hard for me to focus on KZfaq videos lately but this was so genuinely funny I got through the whole thing easily, thanks man!

@faqfaq1 11 ай бұрын

I love your editing style and the reference to other borderlands creators. Love it.

@fariszakimy 11 ай бұрын

The editing and commentary is immaculate, keep up the amazing work and gameplay

@blblbl115 5 ай бұрын

22:33 "Groose's Theme" from Skyward Sword is perfect for moments such as these. Good taste, subbed.

@MarsyNerd 3 ай бұрын

Please come home, it's been three days and your son doesn't have a college fund anymore, please don't bet our house.

@Abyzwo 11 ай бұрын

Thank you so much man, im a recovering gambling addict that was about 60k on debt, i was almost done but this video really sowed me that i quitted out early and went back to gambling to try and win massive just like you did in this video and i didn’t man, now i’m 140k in debt cuz i told them that this was it man 😢 great videos keep it up man and will update

@jerrymartin7019 2 ай бұрын

keep going, it only takes one good pull to break even :)

@monke6776 11 күн бұрын

@@jerrymartin7019 Imagine if he doubled down though

@dytyzerpud 10 ай бұрын

Your pacing in this video was awesome. Great energy throughout!

@xXEVILMONKEYX 10 ай бұрын

Great to see people are still slaying Handsome Jack! Keep up the great work altered, getting to level 50 on your recent video was hilarious.

@mitchellphippen6295 8 ай бұрын

I love the music choices you have! The vibe is so on point. Sonic casino, I mean that's gold

@KJSIays 5 ай бұрын

I was looking to see if someone else said it, Sonic Adventure was a big part of my childhood since Dreamcast was my first console

@thebeautifulgame6398 10 ай бұрын

Watched whole way through, didn’t lose my attention for a moment. Keep doing your thing.

@MilesFox92 5 күн бұрын

Massive +rep for using Sonic OST - it both fits really well and always give me good vibes

@vesstig 11 ай бұрын

Ive never tried this but I think you just inspired me to play through it again, Great video!

@EeveeTheEevee 9 ай бұрын

Wanted to make a comment about "Hey there's eridian slots in Tina DLC" Kinda glad I kept watching the entire vid before saying it though, as you actually did wind up doing it in the end. ... Kinda wanna do a legendary only slot machine run for the pure masochism of it.

@GirthquakeTheGoat 11 ай бұрын

He put the stinky on em YEAHHHH

@aluminunfalcon9370 11 ай бұрын

If you'd like to try another luck based run, why not play tiny tinas wonderlands but you can only use gear dropped by the d20 dice you can find. Makes it harder cuz each one is a one roll deal and no take backs.

@Moose7701 11 ай бұрын

I would rather die, trying to get to a decent area to farm on a fresh save would be so damn tilting dying over and over. At least if you can get there you can save quit farm since no cost but still damn.

@C_R112 11 ай бұрын

He did infact put the stinky on him.

@bboyeez3964 11 ай бұрын

Love the idea man looking forward to the rest of the series

@resudog858 11 ай бұрын

To be frank other people have already done this before

@ggmann13 10 ай бұрын

Man this makes me wanna play bl2 again. Actually what this really makes me want is wishing a good borderlands game came out after two.

@stockstreamtwitch 10 ай бұрын

Same. Bl2 was an unforgettable experience.

@raddaradda8682 10 ай бұрын

Presequel had potential. Then the dev office got shut down and all focus went towards bl3. Which from the little I've played, has decent gameplay and a very lackluster story

@ggmann13 10 ай бұрын

@@raddaradda8682 games don't get points for potential. I don't praise games for things they didn't do. Same with movies that had potential. Potential is just a way of saying "I wish it were better" Anyway, I have played and I think beat all borderlands games, except the second borderlands story one. I heard it is atrocious. Bl3 story was garbo and the gameplay was good until they fucked with it too much with updates no one wanted.

@raddaradda8682 10 ай бұрын

@@ggmann13 I had meant the opportunities to add more DLC and maybe events. Pre sequel is a perfectly functioning and very fun game to play, it's just a lot smaller than BL2, when it had plans to have at least 2 full size DLCs before the studio closed. There's a big difference between a shit movie that tried too hard to be a good one, and a pretty decent game that had it's development shut down abruptly. The shit movie was finished, the lackluster game was not.

@ggmann13 10 ай бұрын

@@raddaradda8682 idk that I would say the pre sequel was "very fun to play" it got stale quick and something about the gunplay never felt quite right. I remember playing it with my buddy and bringing this weird feeling up and he immediately reciprocating saying he felt the same way. Something was off in the combat of that game compared to the previous bl. Anf as I already stated, I don't give points for could a shoulda woulda. The game could a had two (presumably) good dlcs and something about events? Well it didn't, leaving the game rather lackluster and feeling unfinished. That same thing can happen with movies btw. Plenty of movies that "had potential" were movies trying to set up a franchise, leaving that one movie to actually be an unfinished storyline. So yes, it is quite similar. And the pre sequel had pretty bland player Characters. The one that really upset me and missed the mark with the loads of potential it could've had was wonderlands. God what an absolute let down.

@CraftingDj 10 ай бұрын

W4R-DEN it looks bad because it has a massive shield but it's there to teach players who didn't do Marcus's elemental side quests the importance of shock weapons because it isn't really bulky after that shield is gone

@nguyenquyetthang1326 2 ай бұрын

"Not bulky" Unless you are doing a grenade build

@drjoofy5844 10 ай бұрын

dude you're so talented. I hope your channel blows up. Keep on the grind brother

@supersped21 10 ай бұрын

Its been years since i played ... started freah and im watching these videos while i play... love it man !

@Vile-Flesh 10 ай бұрын

I've been thinking of another playthrough lately. I've completed it 5 times since 2017 and I find myself thinking about it a lot lately. It's a timeless game and there's nothing else like it.

@us7876 10 ай бұрын

Back when I was playing Borderlands 2 with a couple friends, 50% of the time we were at Moxxy's😂 Laughing at the friend that got 20 bad rolls, "winning" a granade, blocking the way and end up dying everybody... Good times, and YES that sh*t was addictve

@jonteberglund7365 10 ай бұрын

Lol, ur too funny dude, deserves a sub. kKudos to you for keeping ur cool through all that, my screen definitely wouldnt have survived that.

@dylanforrealin9539 2 ай бұрын

I totally run out of fun ideas for play throughs, this is awesome and I’m totally going to do a slots machine only run.

@ImOfficiallyLost 11 ай бұрын

I always wanted to see this lol! btw awesome work

@KhunShawn 10 ай бұрын

I’m Interested to see how your presentation evolves with time. Subbed.

@Cag0o 11 ай бұрын

your videos are better than the most of the youtubers keep going bro

@anthonyshirley25 11 ай бұрын

I love it how all these cool vids start with motivation from joltz

@Duskpup 10 ай бұрын

Actually entertaining video awesome work man

@alb5769 10 ай бұрын

i subbed just cause of the commentary.. lhh literally reminds me of myself playing sp games

@holo7070 11 ай бұрын

Just found you and you remind me a lot of Oboshoes and I love it subbed.

@severivirta9267 10 ай бұрын

240k watches and 7k subs, wow congrats, ima super proud of u, great and fun vid

@BlazeSh0t 10 ай бұрын

awesome idea for a video man lol. this was pretty entertaining

@prokiller_yt2339 11 ай бұрын

Love the video, crazy challenge though

@nidokingftw 9 ай бұрын

Hey man, great video ! But i wasn't prepared to jam THAT HARD as soon as i clicked on it .... Loved it though !

@Deceptix 11 ай бұрын

Holy banger. Nice vid man :)

@MrRADicalOfficial 10 ай бұрын

I think I'm one of the few who can proudly say I've gotten a legendary from a slot machine (unironically probably like 0.1% or less of people). I've never been a big slot machine hitter in Borderlands, I'll do it occasionally usually just when I am already low on cash and like why not. But when I was in the Dust on a character back in like 2016 or something like that, I hit the slot machine out there in that building and first try I got a Maggie. I can't remember if it had good parts or not (at the time I didn't even know parts), but still a legendary from a slot machine is already insane. Out of my like 2k+ hours in the game it's the only slot machine legendary I've ever won. They really are like real slot machines, like damn. I don't know if I'll ever win another one, but next time I'll be recording for sure since now I record every time. Wish I had it recorded would love to just watch it back time to time. Crazy to think instead I could of had a csgo knife but no, it's a legendary in a game that is worth nothing AND I over leveled it too with just a few level ups. Sad.

@Sladamthebabe 10 ай бұрын

I can’t remember the last time I hit these things, gonna go on a OP10 gambling binge after watching this.

@aliceuwu1013 10 ай бұрын

Fun seeing ya goofin around

@RickySama240 9 ай бұрын

Nice use of Sonic soundtracks within this video!~ ☺

@Bladespark 11 ай бұрын

Top Tier Vid. The shield scene was perfect. (commenting for algorithm)

@thegrubbysir 11 ай бұрын

Yo I dig your voice, very nice to hear while watching ngl

@glorp6677 10 ай бұрын

Please make more of this I loved it

@charley2714 2 ай бұрын

25:59 Hearing this man jovially say "After this I'm going to have a pizza" in the most :3 voice I've ever heard is what made me subscribe

@elishuster5943 10 ай бұрын

I think there are slots in fight for sanctuary in Moxxi's bar when you go back to sanctuary at the end of the dlc

@alb5769 10 ай бұрын

This couldve been two videos but ima watch half this then half later, still all good

@ode8416 10 ай бұрын

The buzz ax is a bandit pistol On some real shit good video pretty funny I subbed

@daveinthelife91 11 ай бұрын

Always nice to see new people picking up the game to try

@sweetman6685 10 ай бұрын

Good stuff this was rlly funny. New sub right here

@sndguitarist 3 ай бұрын

The Sonic Adventure music in the background is a nice touch

@johnathanknoll3529 9 ай бұрын

I love this guy's videos It is always entertaining

@geogeist2554 11 ай бұрын

great vid dude!

@audelsanchez1679 11 ай бұрын

Just found your account and i love your videos

@WrittenOffski 11 ай бұрын

Got my gf to stand in the spot where the train lands one night on split screen, can confirm it kills you, was funny af

@A.K-A. 11 ай бұрын

Would you consider Buttstallion a gambling machine?

@aidenjai6714 10 ай бұрын

You could, and you could also consider the chests with the two dice gambling as well. Both take eridium and can potentially give good loot. You have to consider the Tina DLC version and the Commander Lillith DLC version of ButtStallion two separate ones though due to different drops.

@pu-FP 9 ай бұрын

Thankyou for something to watch while burning 1.8 million on said slots

@danshrk 11 ай бұрын

You could say. You hit the jackpot with the algorythem

@charliekelly735 10 ай бұрын

This video brought back memories of this game

@Turner94- 11 ай бұрын

HOW, how have you only got 5k subs, you are one of the funniest people ive watched. the fucking music when you got the shield had me DYING🤣🤣😂😂

@julienharel4391 11 ай бұрын

great video it is really well made and original

@coredude2314 8 ай бұрын

Not to be that guy but it has been done before

@HexiiSky 10 ай бұрын

im taking this as a sign that its time to do another playthrough of bl2

@mitchellphippen6295 8 ай бұрын

Who else broke out laughing uncontrollably when he got the shield

@alexanderplata174 4 ай бұрын

So much uncontrollable laughter 😅

@elishuster5943 10 ай бұрын

When you were talking about if the train can crush you in Tundra, Joltz already did that and it does crush you.

@TheBezixx 10 ай бұрын

Pro tip: If you get Bomb Time, you can actually hug the slot machine from a side, because the explosion does not go through objects.

@CaedusX 10 ай бұрын

the way you burst out laughing when that person got vaporized in front of you birngs me joy.

@zachtheguy6469 11 ай бұрын

You do get crushed underneath that train on the way to wilhelm. I did it a few years back playing with some buddies

@doommaster2141 11 ай бұрын

dammm nice video, it reminds me of a lilgasmask vid

@tinyprettymoon 6 ай бұрын

As a bloodletter/deathless Moze I relate so much to the chaos of going down constantly and saving myself at the last second until FFYL literally breaks and drains in a second lol. Would love to see a BL3 version of this

@QuestionableObject 11 ай бұрын

'put the stinky on em' instant comedy

@poundweed3499 11 ай бұрын

8:10 Yes. Yes, you can get crushed.

@xgravewalker23x54 11 ай бұрын

Was gonna post this if someone didn’t. Found out the hard way 4 days ago running a new character you can get splat 💀

@internalwhack9638 4 ай бұрын

one of the strongest guns i’ve ever used in a borderlands game was a grey pump action shotgun in borderlands 3 pair it with the stealth ability for FL4K and it would three shot in ultimate vault hunter 8. its was chaotic hell.

@jamesmckenna1167 9 ай бұрын

Watching these videos makes me want to play borderlands again. Also, yes you can get crushed by the piece of the train that comes down.

@c_whitten 10 ай бұрын

This is some great content especially considering you’re only at 8k!

@lilmancc35 10 ай бұрын

The fact that i clicked this video then instantly get greated with a lilgasmask stinky segment really makes me happy.

@SeaFazzer 11 ай бұрын

I love how the borderlands community knows each other lmao. Small community but honestly the best one I've been in 🙏❤️

@gibbonsplays8706 8 ай бұрын

8:03 In a recent co-op run I did, I found out that you CAN get crushed by that train car... It was, it was me I got crushed by it.

@goodsamaritangaming1997 8 ай бұрын

Last time I played as Krieg, I was playing with a much higher level Siren friend. I activated Fuel the Rampage and kept getting one-shot by Maya. Turns out, my friend was invested in Blight Phoenix and I couldn't handle the damage from it. Funniest Borderlands 2 screw up I've ever been a part of.