Replacing Humanity with Horses in Crusader Kings 2

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In this CK2 challenge our horse only holdings are back! Join us in the newest installment of "A Kingdom for my Horse" where we endeavor to make our realm stable and supplant Christendom with human horse hybrids in Crusader Steeds 2 (Crusader Kings 2) - CK2.
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Table of Contents:
On the Previous Episode 0:00
King Jangleberry of Scotland 1:24
King Bojack I of Scotland 5:04
King Rupert "The Mule" of Scotland 12:38
World Overview 19:43
Final Thoughts 21:15
Credits 22:59
Check out "Horse Arrest" mod by McDorf: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Check out "Foal Portraits" mod by Ahuizotl:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
All music is owned and copyrighted under their respective owners. Crusader Kings 2 is a grand strategy game published by Paradox Interactive. All rights reserved.

Пікірлер: 226

@AlzaboHD 2 жыл бұрын

Better late than neeeeighver! This video is the sequel to the original horse only challenge, which you can watch here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gLqDdMyYu7yUeo0.html. What videos would you like to see in the future?

@VonPlanter 2 жыл бұрын

Imperio español (Eu4)

@Yogiyokeskyo 2 жыл бұрын

Did u try humankind?

@AlzaboHD 2 жыл бұрын

@@Yogiyokeskyo I just got the game, looking forward to trying it!

@Yogiyokeskyo 2 жыл бұрын

Nice!

@GlizzyGoblin757 2 жыл бұрын

@@AlzaboHD i do not like that game 👍

@rolyat325 2 жыл бұрын

"You can rule Britannia as an immortal, satanic horse" Is honestly an amazing selling point for CK2

@TrollOfReason 2 жыл бұрын

Immortal, satanic, cannibalistic werehorse; usurper of Rome, appointer of the corrupted horse Antipope.

@the_feedle 2 жыл бұрын

This is why I will always prefer ck2 to ck3

@admontblanc 2 жыл бұрын

@@the_feedle one day we will have this glory reproduced in CK3.

@the_feedle 2 жыл бұрын

@@admontblanc It's hard to believe considering that the devs said they won't develop the game that much so it can be more "accessible", but I hope you're right

@noodled6145 2 жыл бұрын

@@admontblanc CK3 is a complete mess, they changed up the UI for no reason, and made it extremely frustrating to use. There's the UI, instant boats forcing you to chase armies and no primogeniture to late game :(

@coola567 2 жыл бұрын

"The emperor of imperial Horse Britannia is a 74 year old immortal horse satanist with six human-horse hybrid children and over 50 confirmed kills" What in the name of all things unholy... CKII truly got weird with those last expansions

@mrbowtieandproffez6334 2 жыл бұрын

Rupert the mule is literally palpatine. Leading an authoritarian empire while having powers from the darks side, and being deformed.

@samwisegamgee8318 2 жыл бұрын

It’s BREEHEHEHE-son then!

@admontblanc 2 жыл бұрын

@@samwisegamgee8318 NEIGH!

@ZeroOmega-vg8nq 2 жыл бұрын

Are you threatening master jokey?

@ravivik3378 Жыл бұрын

Morelike Steedpatine

@johnshogskins4443 2 жыл бұрын

"But no one suspected foal play..." Alright, you're going the right way for a smack bottom.

@warrenbrant2356 2 жыл бұрын

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse!

@AlbertAlbertB. 2 жыл бұрын

A Kingdom! A Kingdom! My horse of a kingdom? F Richard btw.

@warrenbrant2356 2 жыл бұрын

@@AlbertAlbertB. “Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them” - George Eliot My man died to soon

@stevenmcdonald5797 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so proud of Bojack. Finally creating the horse nation everyhorse wanted. May he claim his horse empire in heaven as well.

@ThreeEyedFish 2 жыл бұрын

Your commentary is always great but this one takes the cake. Every line is just oozing with jokes and character.

@plebisMaximus 2 жыл бұрын

At last we get the conclusion to the greatest CKII "series" around.

@iptf 2 жыл бұрын

My favourite pun was the one about 'conkering' a new land. Great reference to horse chestnuts.

@alvarox951 2 жыл бұрын

a honchback horse emperor product of a long line of animalism who indulge itself in lust, is a werewolf, is satanist, has the power of inmortality, it's a canibal, it's a lunatic, and is helping the holy church in crusades? god this is better than game of thrones

@Shiny49GER 2 жыл бұрын

"Only Girls play games with horses as main characters." The Boys:

@MatrixAwpington 2 жыл бұрын

Bringing a whole new meaning to the animal kingdom Glad this series got another part,

@BestOfGermany67 2 жыл бұрын

This video perfectly sums up why CK3 isn´t even close to the level of polish of ck2 yet. I mean just look at this. This is a masterpiece.

@ravivik3378 Жыл бұрын

I'ts been a year and still the game hadn't taken a single step towards anything close to ck2 level of deving

@BestOfGermany67 Жыл бұрын

@@ravivik3378 yeah honestly the royal court dlc was a huge letdown, as it did nothing to adress the problems the game had and instead just added an ugly throne room and some interactions. The flavour packs so far were alright but that's all they are. Kinda sad they still haven't put in some of the ck2 content like they promised to. At this rate I wonder at what point they will put in stuff like nomads and proper content we're missing from ck2?

@ravivik3378 Жыл бұрын

@@BestOfGermany67 I think they will stick with flavor packs for now simpley because the dumb player sees it is usually half priced from a fully fledged dlc with much much less effort, at this rate there wont be another dlc for 10 more flavor packs

@uhhhscizo6531 2 жыл бұрын

I think it would be interesting to imagine that all of this is a story told by the first character you played as, because he’s a lunatic

@shadowthehedgehog3113 2 жыл бұрын

Caligula would be proud.

@realredsheep5405 2 жыл бұрын

finally you continued to horse around with this save game

@metroidman3893 2 жыл бұрын

I'm barely 3 mins in and I've already lost my sides to high orbit. This is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen.

@AlzaboHD 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for watching!

@PrOzielonek 2 жыл бұрын

The puns in this one are even More.... Punny or should I Say Pony ;)

@andrewjack2358 2 жыл бұрын

A followup to my favorite series?! This truly is a blessed day, God bless you Alzabo!

@chiguayante 2 жыл бұрын

Missed the opportunity to rename your empire "Equestria" but otherwise, a great vid! Loved it!

@El_Bellota 2 жыл бұрын

The Epic song playing in the beginning on the background is "Time" by Hans Zimmer from Inception.

@robjohnson3095 2 жыл бұрын

Such a joy! Saddley, trying to think up another horse pun is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

@cannibalfan01 2 жыл бұрын

I long for when Horse is a playable culture in CK3

@IemandIemandus 2 жыл бұрын

So you finally stopped horsing around and made a sequel?

@notgoddhoward5972 2 жыл бұрын

Not a moment too soon. A wizard is never late, he arrives pricesely when he means to.

@miguelpadeiro762 2 жыл бұрын

Emperor Todd of Brazil

@guilhermedias7444 2 жыл бұрын

The best Crusader Kings is back.

@Eisenwulf666 2 жыл бұрын

wow, this is amazing... i'm speechless

@Jig_up 2 жыл бұрын

Damn… Immortal satanist horse with a satanist horse pope as a vassal What a conclusion! Even if it took two years to get to, I’m glad it’s finally here

@redmarion3tt377 2 жыл бұрын

Desperately wishing ck3 could have a horse kingdom now

@akiamini4006 2 жыл бұрын

Man ! This episode was all in content ! From some sticky realations to most hyped ck2 memes and actual crusade climax ! Goddam it it was so well barrated as if its actual historical documentry! Bravo bro!

@fataliecatalie899 2 жыл бұрын

Equestria is looking a bit different nowadays

@adnaneizzar4976 2 жыл бұрын

Man the "In the Previous Episode" part... I CAN'T 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@adnaneizzar4976 2 жыл бұрын

0:40 🤣

@ScottishManiac1872 2 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to see the Part 3 in the next year.

@AlzaboHD 2 жыл бұрын

Coming soon to Crusader Kings 3 ™

@aniketdhumal2692 2 жыл бұрын

@@AlzaboHD yeah but unfortunately ck3 doesn't have all these wacky stuff. Imagine if they had implemented such stuff.... Oh we can only hope

@thallan 2 жыл бұрын

@@aniketdhumal2692 the have said that they won't because of "rEaLiSm"

@admontblanc 2 жыл бұрын

@@thallan "muh realism" freaks always ruining all the fun, nevermind that all the retards complaining about Monks & Mystics ad aeternum could easily turn off all supernatural stuff in the settings... If you want to enjoy realism stop playing games and get your lazy ass up in the outdoors.

@thallan 2 жыл бұрын

@@admontblanc yeah, that's the key part, you could turn everything off. No one needed to play with immortals, horses and magic unless they wanted to.

@kucimaka8092 2 жыл бұрын

I guess it is time for polar bear supremacy at 100 million subs 🐻

@SharlaBlades 2 жыл бұрын

This video and the original feel so weird. Like, most videos I've seen have you acting very informative and professional. Then there's this. You horse around and it soinds like you had lots of fun making this! I love it!

@BloodRider1914 2 жыл бұрын

3:34 I love how well-written these meme map videos are

@Fun4luve 2 жыл бұрын

Finally a sequel to the video to the one that introduced me to this channel. it was worth the wait

@lowlyaa0974 2 жыл бұрын

This has given em several emotions including: fear, confusion and humor

@thetrainman1000 2 жыл бұрын

I love how I remembered about this series yesterday, and now I have the sequel today!

@AlbertAlbertB. 2 жыл бұрын

The Centaur Empire is such a lovely idea to think through a bit. By the way, you should, in my humble and horsly opinion, 'horsify' every duchy and city. By with I mean, of course, naming every duchy and city to names that are from the horse culture.

@kyleschneider6871 2 жыл бұрын

I've been looking forward to this video! I had assumed any sequel was lost, and was happy to see you had more. Sad to hear the save file is lost.

@PatrickGTReams 2 жыл бұрын

My fecking god, our boi Bill the Pony rears his angelic head at 3:32!!!! Sadly under horse arrest. 😢

@scorpionfiresome3834 2 жыл бұрын

CK2 is still better than CK3

@tesstickle6974 2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@Wright1331 2 жыл бұрын

till they release 2-3 more expansions, once CK3 gets enough content it will easily be superior

@space__idklmao 2 жыл бұрын

CK3 needs horses only to be better

@tesstickle6974 2 жыл бұрын

@@space__idklmao agreed

@belisarius6949 2 жыл бұрын

Based and Glitterhoofpilled

@lladimirvenin7473 2 жыл бұрын

Your videos are out of this world man... Never change

@corumjaelhenirsei344 2 жыл бұрын

"The horse king Bojak the first is a competent Cavalry commander." xD that made my day !

@megawave8759 2 жыл бұрын

Amazing content as always

@alexandersaldivar7243 2 жыл бұрын

omg thank you. i thought i was falling into a depression. this saved me.

@user-gs9ju9ec9s Жыл бұрын

Just got into your content and its incredible! Really appreciate the effort to engross the audience in the world. Shootout to the voice actors

@nicbahtin4774 2 жыл бұрын

caligula would be proud

@aniketdhumal2692 2 жыл бұрын

Omg are you kidding me? What a mad lad. Great job lots of love!!

@ravenreine 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for this! Hope all is well. Take care

@Otterly_luna 2 жыл бұрын

All these play on words are horsing me around.

@Sigil_Firebrand 2 жыл бұрын

Wait, the mythical part 2 of the horse challenge? I though it was a rumour, a myth, false truths spoken by heretics! DEAR GOD.

@DiscoDreamer1 2 жыл бұрын

I did neigh expect to hear more horse puns, yet here we are, and I'm not complaining!

@blktauna 2 жыл бұрын

This is both brilliant and hilarious. How many puns can you actually stuff in one video? :)

@EmilHoplandBrkanovic 2 жыл бұрын

This video is a masterpiece

@darthpi1337 2 жыл бұрын

You have outdone yourself yet again, extraordinary.

@ryzziktrognesou1 2 жыл бұрын

I wasn't even expected an ending after all this months ^_^ So cool !

@medika9651 2 жыл бұрын

13:18 i haven't chuckled so hardly in a while

@HighAdmiral 2 жыл бұрын

The amount of alliciating alliteration used by AlzaboHD is amazing

@Campake 2 жыл бұрын

the amount of fucking horse puns in this video astoneighshing

@mariomachadovieirabisneto4612 2 жыл бұрын

We missed this

@BovineFreedo 2 жыл бұрын

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS!!!!

@Jig_up 2 жыл бұрын

Finally… A year or so in the making now But the horses shall reign supreme (as it behooves them) Create a hay-ven for all the great herd

@David-bh7hs 2 жыл бұрын

Eventually and without our noticing this became a my little pony fan fiction.

@gregoriotauro4469 2 жыл бұрын

Did you just say "foal play"? :D I can't, i just can't.. Why do you hurt me?

@Zharque 2 жыл бұрын

The madlad has returned.

@junkjack1015 2 жыл бұрын

When I saw this video, I hoofed it down to the comments section.

@hope6840 2 жыл бұрын

Historical game btw, this happened

@rtleitao78 2 жыл бұрын

I can only hope ck3 will ever be this much fun

@wayoff6749 2 жыл бұрын

love ur videos

@cdw2468 2 жыл бұрын

back in the 90s i was in a very famous tv show

@pcu9284 2 жыл бұрын

I have a challenge, do a mega campaign with your starting nation relating to a selected challenge from the comments, then on every game, a challenge suggested from the comments is tried, game through game

@greenbutter3190 2 жыл бұрын

Stable video👍

@Shaknor 2 жыл бұрын

That is some fantastic weird shit. Worth watching.

@mattdowning536 2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know how you can possibly write 30 minute scripts this dense in comedy and puns

@VonPlanter 2 жыл бұрын

You're back! Nice!

@AegenemmnoN 2 жыл бұрын

This is a journey

@TheJcjonesacp 2 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is this man. I say dying of laughter

@DaDARKPass 2 жыл бұрын

AFTER 2 YEARS OF WAITING! WE FINALLY GOT IT! NIEGH!

@markbarker2799 2 жыл бұрын

You should have played as a merchant republic. The Mare Mayor.

@mofstar8683 2 жыл бұрын

"The prince is riding, and he shall be the stallion who mounts the world."

@_frms 2 жыл бұрын

Great video! I wish horses were in CK3...

@philippstetter5611 2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god its finally happening

@teag6240 2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to this guy, I was sold on wanting to play Crusader Kings 3, but sadly it's pretty expensive on Steam :/. But then I watched this series on Crusader Kings 2, and the older game is free! So I'm gonna try that before I jump into Crusader Kings 3. Looks like a lot of fun! lol

@sfpt 2 жыл бұрын

crusader kings 2 is a much better game. you will get a lot more enjoyment if you get all the DLC as well. crusader kings 3 despite having very nice graphics, is missing a lot of features and is generally oversimplified.