Creating the Most Inbred Dynasty in Crusader Kings 3

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Looking to take your chin to habsburg heights? Elevate your dynasty today: play.crusaderkings.com/Alzabo. This video is sponsored by Paradox Interactive.
In this CK3 challenge we will attempt to keep it in the family for generations and elevate an obscure dynasty to the heights of blue blood - from the lowly count of Cournouaille to the empire of West Francia!
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@AlzaboHD 3 жыл бұрын

Looking to take your chin to habsburg heights? Elevate your dynasty today: play.crusaderkings.com/Alzabo. This video is sponsored by Paradox Interactive.

@cyphi474 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, oh, i have idea. Cannibalism challenge! Ritual Cannibalism oriented Faith(make Guttonous virtue ofc). It would be hard to find practicing cannibal to start with tho.

@Gamecrafter12 3 жыл бұрын

CK3 added a Pure-Blooded trait if your dynasty can go through enough "keeping it in the family"

@cyphi474 3 жыл бұрын

Found one way. postimg.cc/ZvcKMjQ4 Its Stress random event sadly(with three posible outcomes). I didnt go for it because its nasty secret to have.

@Lightningdude 3 жыл бұрын

Bringing alabama to europe

@spymaster3366 3 жыл бұрын

How can you speak those words and not burst out laughing congrats man yousre a very good storyteller

@giorgibarbaqadze9196 3 жыл бұрын

So it only takes a few generations of "keeping the bloodline pure" to create lord Farquaad ? A small price to pay for true divinity then

@eno2870 3 жыл бұрын

Well.. apparently you can also gain a "Pure Blood" trait (or something like that) as well. If you manage to survive all the inbreeding you can eventually breed out any genetic disorders and essentially become immune to the effects of inbreeding. The game says that's rare though, and I've not found it so far. Only a couple generations in. The first generation had no issues and mostly all inherited genius, beautiful, robust, or herculean traits. The second generation was the male heir, marrying several of his better half sisters. Still no issues, and almost every kid had several of those "good" traits. One even managed to get 3 of them. When the dude starting messing around with his own daughters though.. the game started throwing health issues in. So far they've all gone away as the kids have aged though.. but I've only had a couple kids in that generation and they're all still young.

@giorgibarbaqadze9196 3 жыл бұрын

@@eno2870 maybe thats more for a continued bloodline with positive traits, explained by them having created a solid bloodline without any disorders, not necesarrily for surviving inbreeding. either way, Im just glad I can make shreks most handsome man in ck

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot 3 жыл бұрын

Some of these inbred children may die, but that is a risk I am willing to take.

@eno2870 3 жыл бұрын

@@giorgibarbaqadze9196 - My understanding is that you take inbred children and keep breeding them. If you manage to somehow make it through that without the loss of fertility and health issues ending your line, then you may eventually get lucky and get a child with the Pure trait. Several of these together are then immune to inbreeding and pass the trait on to their own children.

@Prod.DJEvil 3 жыл бұрын

From family tree to family circle

@augustwinterman6952 3 жыл бұрын

That's not a family tree. That's a family tumbleweed.

@arkinyte13 3 жыл бұрын

Family shrub.

@skyfalldeadpool1633 3 жыл бұрын

You sir are an asshole 🤣🤣🤣

@manaeenuchsupraditnaayudha8514 3 жыл бұрын

A family wreath

@Amlehr 3 жыл бұрын

@British Pride lol

@sniperparty2178 3 жыл бұрын

It looks like a ladder

@evanrudibaugh8772 2 жыл бұрын

"Hey, Paradox, I'm going to make a long video about super-incest." "SPONSORED!"

@chrysanthemum7391 2 жыл бұрын

It's why half their fanbase even plays this game, to do horrible things and make wacky religious cults. 😂

@DJSpike-ft9yw 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine what these holy wars looked like...instead of the riders of Rohan, thousands of freaks with various deformities come running naked over the hill, screaming gibberish.

@rangaplays2025 2 жыл бұрын

i mean they ride something... mainly siblings but there could be the occasional horse here and there

@fujifilm5127 2 жыл бұрын

You mean pre-Christian Scotland?

@fujifilm5127 2 жыл бұрын

Alternatively, you mean modern Glasgow?

@cnn8420 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of King Ptolemy I to Cleopatra VII

@hackergaming6372 2 жыл бұрын

So like the titans from aot

@Wreath_Noel 3 жыл бұрын

Don't you just hate it when your dwarven lord is challenged by his half-brother/cousin/grandson who manages to slither onto the battlefield with 9 different genetic diseases?

@admontblanc 3 жыл бұрын

lol yes ofc

@housesports000 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah always happens here

@turnerd20 3 жыл бұрын

CK at it's finest lol

@bryanthardin8481 3 жыл бұрын

A massive legion of deformed naked Frenchman

@JehsuBenIsrael 3 жыл бұрын

You just made me imagine a deformed snake-like dwarf slithering onto a medieval battlefield, sword in mouth... 🤦🏾‍♂️😂🤣😆

@JustAnotherAccount8 3 жыл бұрын

ah, now I see why the Mongols stopped advancing into Europe

@Loreless 3 жыл бұрын

made my day

@greatbrandini3967 3 жыл бұрын

This comment is gold

@ErebosGR 3 жыл бұрын

Why? Is that some sort of racist joke referencing the term mongoloid?

@davidpark2557 3 жыл бұрын

@@ErebosGR why do you have to think so negatively it was obviously about the inbred mutant in the video

@xerithonk5316 3 жыл бұрын

@@ErebosGR Dumbass.

@dnsoulx 3 жыл бұрын

imagine how awkward these family reunions are. you get there with your niece sister in law wife, and are forced to see your ex wife daughter cousin.... yikes

@bodman951 2 жыл бұрын

Its not that bad, me and my family manage to make do with it

@zachjesalva7696 2 жыл бұрын

@@bodman951 AYO WTF!!

@DustinBarlow8P 2 жыл бұрын

@@lol-zp1ps I just threw up in my mouth...... lol you get pissed off at grandpa for hogging grandma! ughhhhh lol

@cekretone 2 ай бұрын

Okay, I need a diagram to explain that

@AstralDragoon 2 жыл бұрын

Imagine reading in history books about a horde of naked dwarfs defeating a Pope.

@abstractalking8319 Жыл бұрын

haha jesus that's the best LOTR joke ever heard

@giorgosthoma849 3 жыл бұрын

not even 5 hours old and the incest has began

@matthewriley5819 3 жыл бұрын

Just like Thanksgiving.

@giorgosthoma849 3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewriley5819 hold up

@rodrikforrester6989 3 жыл бұрын

The incest has begun waaay before release (see: the Iberian Intrigue dev streams).

@admontblanc 3 жыл бұрын

@@rodrikforrester6989 tradition holds power.

@conq1273 3 жыл бұрын

@@rodrikforrester6989 That was a great stream

@coyote47713 3 жыл бұрын

Giving the dynasty a chin only a mother-sister-daughter-wife could love

@xxxacu 3 жыл бұрын

😍😍😍

@Vulturefist 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, good one mate! 🤣

@WadeAlma 3 жыл бұрын

So she would have to have a child with her father. Making her kid her half brother. Her child would have to of married his grandmother making her his daughter in law. And she and her son would of had to be married.

@proudmisogynistracisthomop1280 2 жыл бұрын

So... Inbreeding makes you a gigachad?

@orgluzman561Peace_IL_PS 2 жыл бұрын

charles 5th: hey Mummy says its a strong chin for a strong boy

@samuela.3670 2 жыл бұрын

Take a shot of your liquour of choice every time he says "inbred" and remove an item of clothing each time he says "dwarf". An ideal game for the whole family.

@the_mexican_spy5584 2 жыл бұрын

No thanks, i want to keep my skin on.

@hib7295 2 жыл бұрын

@@the_mexican_spy5584 abandon the skin

@GooseWithAPassport 2 жыл бұрын

@@hib7295 unclear instructions, bleeding to death

@locktock9 3 жыл бұрын

"somehow he is is son, grandson and brother in law at the same time" im gonna take a guess here and say he's the son of your daughter who you married, and thus he becomes your son because he is your "wife"'s child, your grandson because he's your daughter wifes child, and your brother in law because he is....betrothed...to your....sibling maybe? im lost on that one haha

@DeplorableMinecrafter 3 жыл бұрын

Brother-in-law because wife's brother. The child's mother is also his sister.

@le_meme_man8983 2 жыл бұрын

@@DeplorableMinecrafter wut? How?? That doesn't make any sense

@crypto66 2 жыл бұрын

@@le_meme_man8983 The grandson is you(player character) and your daughter's son. That makes him and his mother siblings, which also makes him your brother-in-law.

@HoundofOdin 3 жыл бұрын

"Their lineage is . . . confusing at best. Many are simultaneously his son, nephew, and brother-in-law at the same time." *DUELING BANJOS INTENSIFIES*

@crabsandcrabsandcrabs924 3 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced that prof. Farnsworth is Dr. Bright's current body And as for the alabama.... Idk pretty much better than the current Jurassic park version condensed in an american state called Florida

@DamonNomad82 3 жыл бұрын

Epic banjo duel between Alassippi and Missibama!

@ThatAnnoyingBird 3 жыл бұрын

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!!!!!!!

@skyfalldeadpool1633 3 жыл бұрын

I am laughing way too hard at this. 🤣🤣🤣 not the Banjo my dude!!! Not the damn banjo. Seriously though incest is the most retarded thing humans have ever came up with

@theta_clips 2 жыл бұрын

Eh, not really. It just means his father married his sister (players aunt) and the player married his sister. Repeat as needed

@alech9418 3 жыл бұрын

This was a cool explanation of British history, but I came here for videogame commentary.

@leejerrett8268 3 жыл бұрын

Brittany is not the same thing as Britain

@DanksterPaws 3 жыл бұрын

@@leejerrett8268 I dont think thats what he meant

@singingsunflower9000 3 жыл бұрын

How is this british history?

@kkitchens8089 3 жыл бұрын

@@singingsunflower9000 the house of Hannover was pretty inbred, but idk if that was what he was referring to

@quandaledingle7812 3 жыл бұрын

Singing Sunflower you know there are these crazy things called jokes

@GoEvenHarder 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine fight against a army of nude people holding nothing but two swords

@scottkrafft6830 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, their OWN "swords" if you know what I mean... xD

@rustemzholdybalin6210 3 жыл бұрын

@@scottkrafft6830 citation from Godfather, remember? Sonny on Michael preparing for restaurant murder

@baldeaglesarentbald1921 3 жыл бұрын

Technically my ancestors ( Some Brazilian natives )

@Gabe-cv4yr 2 жыл бұрын

nah just one long girthy sword, ................................. two would be truly inbred.

@crazyabe4571 2 жыл бұрын

@@Gabe-cv4yr Considering how many generations of it he had- they probably had two.

@uhvyle4108 2 жыл бұрын

"Nothing is more important then family" - Dom Toretto

@melchy392 3 жыл бұрын

I'm amazed by the fact that developers added the possibility to enact a law which bans clothes in your court 👏👏

@BadDayLp 3 жыл бұрын

Everything for the rp

@darkwitnesslxx 3 жыл бұрын

It's a historical Christian sect.

@plumebrisee6206 3 жыл бұрын

@@darkwitnesslxx Hindouism tho

@martaleszkiewicz5115 3 жыл бұрын

@@plumebrisee6206 Why Hinduism?

@user-kt3uv7nf7i 3 жыл бұрын

@@martaleszkiewicz5115 There are nudist sects of Hinduism

@m.domsuni4514 3 жыл бұрын

Paradox: “we’ve spent years developing a better more in-depth CK game I hope you guys enjoy” You Tubers: “LETS GET INBRED”

@user-pi8pd9wc5y 3 жыл бұрын

They wanted to give more choice to the player. To influence the world more and cater towards that fantasy of "changing history".

@combo1184 3 жыл бұрын

funny how they still sponsored this video

@lyc0h 3 жыл бұрын

@@combo1184 they even played on that fact for promotional pursposes during their own live stream. The dev played a spanish duke who, at start, cheat his wife with his sister and get babies with her.

@Melanrick 3 жыл бұрын

SWEEEEET HOME ALABAMA!

@jljljl1820 3 жыл бұрын

theres NO WAY they didnt see that coming

@augustblock3981 3 жыл бұрын

"Nudity and Prosperity" There's some words you don't find paired up too often

@skyfalldeadpool1633 3 жыл бұрын

I am humbled by such words of wisdom

@xxprizefighterxx 2 жыл бұрын

Duude, unless your grandma was a hippy. My childhood was strange.

@donovanlocust1106 2 жыл бұрын

@@xxprizefighterxx was there a lot of drugs and drum circles?

@who_cares848 2 жыл бұрын

Two words. Pornography producer.

@PaulVRo 2 жыл бұрын

except in Germany

@1SaG 3 жыл бұрын

7:30 "The most logical choice was, of course, his half-sister and first cousin Morganne." Well, yeah... obviously. That's just common sense, isn't it? :D

@bobthepervyuncle 3 жыл бұрын

Should've called the dynasty Sandwich. Cuz they inbread

@skyfalldeadpool1633 3 жыл бұрын

Holy hell that's a terrible dynasty name fit for a messed up bloodline

@addi_addi 3 жыл бұрын

My gawd

@Soken50 3 жыл бұрын

There is a succession line of Montagu for the Earldom of Sandwich, Kent if anyone is interested to marry in and found the Sanguis Sanctus religion :)

@Scorecatron 2 жыл бұрын

Earl of Sandwich: *sweats nervously*

@ulysses9488 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine going to battle with a solem look and full battle armor just for some lads all naked charge up and demolish you before being forced to be like them and marry your family because of the new tradition

@user-ft3jq5vi2l 3 жыл бұрын

Well, the first half was basically romans vs celts

@JehsuBenIsrael 3 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

@RexGalilae 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ft3jq5vi2l Yep, upto the "demolish you" part ;)

@RexGalilae 3 жыл бұрын

@Anzu Wyliei You don't get to decide it. They'd have you marry your fat mom too

@ModernSemruk 3 жыл бұрын

Rex Galilae Burst a laugh at that one lmao

@smashdown958 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having to study this family tree in school🥴

@dominics.8796 3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard whenever he would describe inbreeding as “divine”

@skyfalldeadpool1633 3 жыл бұрын

It is that unholy. Negative plus negativr equals positive my dude. Or something mathematical like that. Don't ask me I am retarded

@rangaplays2025 2 жыл бұрын

@@skyfalldeadpool1633 i think its negative minus negative but yeah something like that

@juliethepositive748 2 жыл бұрын

The fade ins on the word inbred in the marriage warnings in game whenever he mentioned tradition/noble blood killed me the most 4:08 for reference

@juntingiee2602 2 жыл бұрын

@@rangaplays2025 no its negative times or divided by negative

@ECSizemore Жыл бұрын

How the king went to heaven lmao

@fartvader84yearsago8 3 жыл бұрын

After like the 5th generation they present each other like: Yeah, she is my... *Sigh relative I guess

@____________838 3 жыл бұрын

“My spouse.”

@DAsrada 3 жыл бұрын

Read Wayfarer Redemption by Sarah Douglass if you really wanna see some inbreeding nonsense with the Icarii. Think of them as flying magical elves with just, so much incest.

@rangaplays2025 2 жыл бұрын

after the 10 generation: yeah she is my **deep breath** sister, mother, grandmother, wife, daughter...

@mowermen1762 2 жыл бұрын

@@rangaplays2025 at that point do you still give it a gender *IT* is my sister, father in law aunt, mother, son, grandfather and my dog

@rangaplays2025 2 жыл бұрын

@@mowermen1762 true, it definitely isnt human at that point

@jackhughes1741 3 жыл бұрын

I like this sort of "Story" in this video, rather than "Heres to get the best build. All the land, best game" etc etc. But just talking about events as if it were the characters making these decisions rather than the player discussing them. More of this please.

@danzoom 3 жыл бұрын

This is how CK is supposed to be played

@dodolulupepe 3 жыл бұрын

@The505Guys you should watch his CK2 horse video where the horses rule the world it's incredible

@samuelstensgaard4828 3 жыл бұрын

Many a True Nerd gets into the roleplaying aspects a lot, would recommend.

@Baleur 3 жыл бұрын

There is no "best" anyway, its a sandbox game. Anyone who says that about these kind of games just dont get what these games are about.

@SkillaWillits 3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, almost like a narrative let’s play. Make more!

@Monky44 2 жыл бұрын

So randomly got this recommended and i really like his storytelling , never heard of the game , but it sounded like a historical documentary , really enjoyed it

@woodpigeon7776 2 жыл бұрын

It’s just so elegantly narrated combined with the naked people 😆

@captaintorchman1046 3 жыл бұрын

You can't explain royal families in one gameplay. The gameplay:

@ThreeEyedFish 3 жыл бұрын

The delivery on this video is awesome. Hes just casually talking about how his naked dwarven lord defeated his half-brother/cousin/grandson with 9 genetic deformities and then forced everyone to marry their family.

@AlzaboHD 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the support! This dynasty was quite an interesting... experience all around haha

@AD-pp2vn 3 жыл бұрын

How does one simultaneously be his brother, cousin and grandson at the same time? Can someone please explain to me what led to this?

@sapateirovalentin348 3 жыл бұрын

@@AD-pp2vn libido.pure,boundless,feral libido

@AD-pp2vn 3 жыл бұрын

@@sapateirovalentin348 No I mean specifically. In order to be his half-brother they need to share a parent, to also be their cousin their parent needs to be the sibling of your parent. If one of his parents divorced remarried one of his aunts or uncles than technically you can get a mix of half brother and cousin. It's just I don't know how the grandson part fits in.

@sapateirovalentin348 3 жыл бұрын

@@AD-pp2vn i am losing brains cell just reading this

@DreamOfGermany 3 жыл бұрын

Me: Can we have Targaryens? Mom: We have Targaryens at home. Targaryens at home:

@camilomsn4807 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@aengusog3415 2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoaoao

@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh5832 2 жыл бұрын

Hol up what do you mean you want to have targaryans and you asking your mom.

@bubaaaaaaaaa 2 жыл бұрын

@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh5832 HMMMM

@thejadedeagle6729 3 жыл бұрын

"He will forever be remembered for his apetite and historical irrelevance." is what they're going to etch on my tombstone.

@kaiser_Haux 3 жыл бұрын

Play as Byzantine and do this Achievement unlocked: Sweet home Albania

@Lawrance_of_Albania 2 жыл бұрын

OMG i laughed for 20 minutes

@Edvinas97 3 жыл бұрын

I love how he narrates gameplay as some kind of documentary about medieval Europe, you pure-blood sire have my like!

@Shagamaw-100 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a royal advisor to the dynasty to prophet.

@atime5703 2 жыл бұрын

If CKIII happened in history

@toastbot9496 3 жыл бұрын

When you lineage is starting to be called as the family conga line instead of a family tree

@dodec8449 3 жыл бұрын

@Lee Gou A fallen tree.

@charlesiiofspain3303 3 жыл бұрын

Family pole!!! Jjajajajaaa!

@aessydizzy1838 2 жыл бұрын

when you catch two cows for a farm in minecraft

@Snipfragueur 3 жыл бұрын

A wise man once said: "The best way to make your dinasty eternal is to transform your family tree into a family circle."

@trygveplaustrum4634 3 жыл бұрын

I love how people took all the stereotypes from CK2 ("Oh, it's just an inbred simulator") and cranked it up to 11 in CK3. It's like dabbing on the Mona Lisa.

@Ohflipsnap 3 жыл бұрын

i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/7e/0c/2b7e0c390894154d2cb7175d3a58db75.jpg

@pretentious_melancholic 3 жыл бұрын

they really embraced the memes

@121Zeen 3 жыл бұрын

CK2: Just an incest simulator CK3: Hold my beer, just incest ain't enough

@blarg2429 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, CK2 is also a hostile-takeover-by-horses simulator, if you play it right. Hopefully that's possible in 3 as well.

@xelldincht8149 3 жыл бұрын

the funniest thing is that the developers of the game themselves sponsored this video

@jaxelt1 3 жыл бұрын

"A charming man, he became famous for his elaborate feasts and grandiose balls." This sentence takes on an entirely different meaning for an Adamite king.

@freedemonhugs 3 жыл бұрын

"making our family tree look like a conga line" is a VERY good line

@Nasserattaf Жыл бұрын

The way you read out your campaign as a story is amazing😂makes me feel like im listening to an actual medieval documentary

@dandewizzle2479 3 жыл бұрын

The calm, almost "National Geographic Documentary" manner in which you commentate this video makes it even more funny

@kanalkucker14 2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@ENfireLight 2 жыл бұрын

sounds like jeryrigeverything

@Amazatastic 3 жыл бұрын

I can't get over the fact that France is just Jerusalem now

@redrangerrr558 3 жыл бұрын

When you launch a crusade to go to Jerusalem but Jerusalem decides to come to you.

@feferson492 3 жыл бұрын

how the tables have turned

@Ignikus 3 жыл бұрын

@@feferson492 How the turntables.

@Serpillard 3 жыл бұрын

We was Holy Land and shit!

@LecherousLizard 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, this is nothing. I wasn't paying attention for a while and suddenly I had Jerusalem instead of Iceland and southern Italy. There were also Ásatrú rulers in every goddamn corner of the world, while the founding dynasty of Poland was pushed out of Poland by Russians and owned Northern Germany. The AI is completely bonkers in CK3.

@radiclelife 2 жыл бұрын

Small thing that I’m not seeing anyone talk about: his great pronunciation of the French county names 👍🏼

@NeuKrofta 2 жыл бұрын

but cant pronounce "piety" properly lmfao

@kennethelder2072 2 жыл бұрын

Are you having a laugh …. The pronunciation is brutal

@thatdudeoverthere2188 2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. FranKEEY-UH

@Grak70 Жыл бұрын

You’ve gotta be joking. I legit thought this was circa 2018 text to speech at first.

@gavingiwer855 2 жыл бұрын

Despite all the incest, you're a great story teller.

@GarlicPudding 3 жыл бұрын

Somewhere in Hell, the Hapsburgs are nodding in approval.

@AlzaboHD 3 жыл бұрын

But can you nod with such a heavy chin? Hmmmm.jpg

@alexthesp 3 жыл бұрын

@@AlzaboHD one nod is all you need

@GarlicPudding 3 жыл бұрын

AlzaboHD Just lift your head and let gravity do the work.

@Pardonmyinsolence 3 жыл бұрын

Those chins are weapons on their own

@death153278 3 жыл бұрын

That's a strange way to spell Heaven, my friend. A divine bloodline deserves nothing less.

@KingMoon110 3 жыл бұрын

1:18 Family Tree? This is more like a family circle

@alexzander7386 3 жыл бұрын

With all the twists and turns it is either the family roler coaster or family hairball

@music79075 3 жыл бұрын

An Ouroboros if you will

@spacellamamk1 3 жыл бұрын

A family wreath

@marcinduman2651 3 жыл бұрын

@@spacellamamk1 beat me to it

@Zurvan1947 2 жыл бұрын

Hey hey people

@Ann_Xileel 3 жыл бұрын

History Channel seems weird, but strangely interesting these days.

@jungtothehuimang Жыл бұрын

The way this comes off as an actual documentary is insane

@xXHURPADURPXX 3 жыл бұрын

"The Sanguinism schism" I lost it.

@theoneandonlydetraebean8286 3 жыл бұрын

"This video right here, inquisitor!"

@Ajehy 3 жыл бұрын

*BLAM!*

@AnimalSlices 3 жыл бұрын

It’s even better, it’s the Sanquisism Schism

@blarg2429 3 жыл бұрын

Sanguinschism.

@MuddBstrd 3 жыл бұрын

It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation! Do the Sanguisism Schism with your whole family!

@myl938 3 жыл бұрын

The Habsburgs: Write that down! Write that down!

@user-ft3jq5vi2l 3 жыл бұрын

Egyptian ptolemaics: are we a joke to you? (No seriously, Cleopatra was almost twice as inbred as Charles "barely functioning" II of spain, yet she still managed to be fully functional. I swear she got a nat 20 in character creation or someone cheated there.)

@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ft3jq5vi2l i never knew that

@FrstSpctr88 3 жыл бұрын

@@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 Life begins with genetic lottery, high probability to inherit good and/or bad traits from your parents. For healthy kid to be born from two sickly parents is a winning the lottery.

@antisga 2 жыл бұрын

Dominic Toretto: "There is nothing stronger in this world than family." AlzaboHD: "...and I took that personally."

@Steampunkfox143 2 жыл бұрын

4:09 "They are related and run a chance of them being inbred" That is exactly what it is game

@Gastogh 3 жыл бұрын

15:15 What a boss Ulfret II was. Took on a disintegrating realm, left it several times larger than its previous peak extent, and went on to rule for 53 years! God truly smiled on his lineage.

@hannibalburgers477 3 жыл бұрын

Heil Ulfret the Great!

@AleF202 3 жыл бұрын

He would’ve definitely received the moniker “the Great” if he was an actual historical figure.

@user-gj4eu2kl7k Жыл бұрын

Bookmarking comment

@Mark-lf9cn 3 жыл бұрын

I'm just amazed at how well you played the game, ignoring the incest

@mowermen1762 2 жыл бұрын

*Wincest*

@WiggleJimmy 2 жыл бұрын

"Ulfret was growing old, and at the rip age of 64 he past into heaven" 4:28 I think its fair to say that; no, no he didn't.

@ballparkclown2256 3 жыл бұрын

this was incredible would love to see how the campaign ended and one where you ultimately conquer the world with blue blooded freaks

@jackson8382 3 жыл бұрын

You can say anything about Historical Crusades, but Crusade against Adamites was necessary

@ilduce4298 3 жыл бұрын

Yea those fucks were weird

@nETbKaH 3 жыл бұрын

Only Sanguitism deserves to exist.

@elimalinsky7069 3 жыл бұрын

The real historic Adamites allowed incest, but it was apparently not very common. They preferred first or second cousins, which is not considered incest, but it is still inbreeding.

@gabrielvincentelli1254 3 жыл бұрын

@@elimalinsky7069 study shows second degree cousins are safe and dont conduct to inbreeding. We mutate just fast enough to allow that.

@elimalinsky7069 3 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielvincentelli1254 Second cousins are still blood related though, but I guess the distance of the relation is enough that recessive genes won't be activated.

@godzillaqq7712 3 жыл бұрын

Why is the kingdom called “Brittany” it’s clearly just Alabama with a baguette

@id30i18 3 жыл бұрын

Why is the state called "Alabama" it's clearly just Brittany but English

@godzillaqq7712 3 жыл бұрын

I D30 I lmao

@AlexanderGedz 3 жыл бұрын

À la bámmas

@taicanium 3 жыл бұрын

Alabaguette

@taicanium 3 жыл бұрын

@john buck Speaking as someone from Oklahoma, what is y'all's problem with specifically New York? Like is there a stereotype of the South that you have yet to play off as being worse in New York?

@BuckBlaziken 2 жыл бұрын

The Hapsburg Dynasty: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

@SarahWolverine 3 жыл бұрын

20 seconds in and "Where we make our family tree look like a conga line" absolutely killed me. Thank you, I finally now know how to describe the julio-claudian family tree. Can't wait to watch the whole video.

@hailonyourparade 3 жыл бұрын

"Sanguisism Schism" is honestly the most cursed thing in this entire video

@mikc3261 3 жыл бұрын

Love the fact that his voice is so calm while the video's content is crazy as f***

@maxwild1212 3 жыл бұрын

"Hey, remember how when our little king was a young man he murdered his stepmother and his father let him get away with it for some reason?" "No, and it's treason to say that you do."

@CeluiEtSeul 3 жыл бұрын

It good to see a gamer be as historical accurate possible

@smorcrux426 3 жыл бұрын

wow, censoring so much probably took so long...

@Speedster___ 3 жыл бұрын

I assume it wasn’t censored in game?

@toreq1127 3 жыл бұрын

@@Speedster___ it wasnt

@Speedster___ 3 жыл бұрын

toreq I wonder if the devs blushed when making the models :-)

@DaDARKPass 3 жыл бұрын

@@toreq1127 Actually there is an option in the game rules... it's just that only 1 guy has found it.

@dodolulupepe 3 жыл бұрын

@@DaDARKPass oh thank goodness

@y33t23 3 жыл бұрын

I typed "CK3 Habsburg" because you can play that dynasty, and this showed up

@scarletbard6511 3 жыл бұрын

I typed "CK3 Religion" I was very confused, but oddly satisfied.

@BadDayLp 3 жыл бұрын

Actually the head of the habsburgs decided he wants to only marry into his family after a recent CK3 run

@murximus6131 3 жыл бұрын

I typed "Austria ck3"

@GabeIDK2 3 жыл бұрын

I know what I’m doing when I get the game...

@anapoda3081 3 жыл бұрын

i'm not saying that it's the greatest concept for a video that i have ever heard about, but it's REALLY up there, oh, and that thumbnail is pure fucking gold.

@rasmus11443 3 жыл бұрын

The concept, production and commentary of this video is absolutely glorious! Loved every moment of it! :D Take my sub, kind sir!

@trygveplaustrum4634 3 жыл бұрын

Lol, Adamitism feels like one of those Skyrim mods that, quote, "totally renovate the gameplay." But it's not. It's baked into the coding. HOW?!

@Speedster___ 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@macrossMX 3 жыл бұрын

The craziest part of it all is that Adamite Christianity is an actual sect of Christianity, albeit a very obscure sect (for obvious reasons). Apparently, this sect believes that followers of Adamitism were able to regain their purity from the days of Adam the first man (hence the name Adamite). They believe that this restoration of purity of innocence allows them to go about in the nude. Good job for Paradox for searching through historical documents to bring up this absolutely obscure sect of Christianity in game. Let's hope it stays in game and not inspire someone out there to become the successors of Adam's "purity".

@Speedster___ 3 жыл бұрын

macrossMX agreed

@Furcapper 3 жыл бұрын

It's Crusader Kings, that's how.

@tylermech66 3 жыл бұрын

@@macrossMX -i mean, plenty of nudists out there, some of them i'm sure are a bit religious about it. What's wrong with that?- Nah, Adamism is evil dont do it. Promotes raping your kids.

@Eisenwulf666 3 жыл бұрын

Imagine being naked all day in a medieval castle in winter..that would put some dents in my faith tbh 😁

@nETbKaH 3 жыл бұрын

God sends us challenges to harden us, like tempering a blade

@skoobydu1364 3 жыл бұрын

@@nETbKaH blessed be St.Olfritz.

@Gottaculat 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure castles were warmer than you may think. Never underestimate the heat output from a good hearth fire!

@JillWouters 3 жыл бұрын

puts a new meaning into "mating season" XD

@kamehameharem 3 жыл бұрын

I have never heard of this game before. I'm trying it out now while they have it free to play for the next day. Cool game and cool video.

@huskkking9960 2 жыл бұрын

The Chill Commentary and the Brutal Warfare + Intense Inbreeding really makes the Video Entertaining

@Sphagetti__ 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes of course, the in-Bretons, the neighbours of Jerusalem!

@demeterruinedmylife3199 3 жыл бұрын

Never played CK before, but I'm now interested in seeing how immoral I can become when I play this game.

@CoverofWinter 3 жыл бұрын

All my games eventually devolved into my eugenics program, with my entire family involved after I learned how to play. The one time it didn't happen was when I got a character to become immortal through an event I had never seen and didn't know the possible outcomes. So to summarize its great fun

@mykahmeizis403 3 жыл бұрын

CK3 will hopefully be like CK2 which allows you to fuck around in many different mind boggling ways.

@00_00.1 3 жыл бұрын

Thats the whole point! Then if you fw the game enough its fun to play morally or however you jus got to get a mindset of the person you're playing as

@ardenorcrush649 3 жыл бұрын

@@massivekvnt1603 That's just part of being a ruler when the way to power is through hereditary rights. The only reason child-murdering isnt mainstream among modern nation states is because children no longer inherit any power.

@ageoflove1980 3 жыл бұрын

@@ardenorcrush649 Well there was this relatively recent event where "terrorists" killed the entire Nepal royal family at a party, except for one uncle who.... euh... had a cold and really couldnt make it. After the massacre he found out he was suddenly first in line to become the king of Nepal!

@Misan_M 2 жыл бұрын

Your mastery of french regions pronunciation is delightful. Great work !

@flandersnatch2285 3 жыл бұрын

the only history channel I need, is right here.

@queru1ous 3 жыл бұрын

The game just came out and the best content we deserve is already here! Thank you, mister, you’re a genius.

@AlzaboHD 3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your support! I hope you enjoy the story as much as I had fun playing it through lol

@jaydenburgher2651 3 жыл бұрын

"Is that clothing, such barbaric clothings are unacceptable in the court of Olfrid" I died

@davidburton5646 2 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure why but this is quite entertaining. VERY nice narration my friend, good stuff!

@foxhound8468 2 жыл бұрын

Lol your voice and how you narrate this is fantastic. This whole video is amazing.

@zegnar3420 3 жыл бұрын

He will forever be remembered for his historic irrelevance.

@dannydeng3640 3 жыл бұрын

The dwarve king literally reminds me of lord farquaad

@lobehold2263 2 жыл бұрын

This is the prequel to Shrek

@garrgravarr 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed my arse off the entire time due to the smoothly-delivered commentary. One of the funniest videos I've ever seen.

@TheOnlyKeksSuchti 2 жыл бұрын

This video is a resumé of European history, it is almost so accurate you could learn this for a history exam!

@martingentieu6850 3 жыл бұрын

alzabo: tries to create the most inbred dynasty. habsburg dynasty: "oh, you're approaching me?"

@SirConto 2 жыл бұрын

Look at the Ptolemaic dynasty family tree. Pretty sure they have the Habsburgs beat. At one point they just have 4 generations of siblings marrying.

@thatdudeoverthere2188 2 жыл бұрын

@@SirConto how'd Cleopatra get such a Roman nose then hey? Hnh?! HUMM?!

@amirferdhany3177 Жыл бұрын

@@thatdudeoverthere2188 she is greek

@thatdudeoverthere2188 Жыл бұрын

@@amirferdhany3177 didn't know that. They were Ptolemys tho. Also she's dead. So she was Greek. Now she's just dead.

@Typhoonfloyd 3 жыл бұрын

New drinking game proposal; Take a shot each time alzabo says "keeping it in the family" Take a shot each time he says "sister, brother or cousin" Take a shot each time he mentiones a genetic disorder.

@bobthepervyuncle 3 жыл бұрын

You want us to die?

@LecherousLizard 3 жыл бұрын

A drunkard and a legendary reveler: I accept your challenge.

@househosted 3 жыл бұрын

This was an exceptional video! Well done! I love the way you've described events and such. I would've loved to see what happened if you had let Brittany become matriarchal; or on a different venture: to have simply castled up and seen how long the divine family could foster prosperity for the country. I've never played this game; and I'd imagine it doesn't run completely parallel to games like Civilization, but the idea of establishing a very positive and enriching history around incest is very thought provoking.

@TheWutangclan1995 2 жыл бұрын

It's been ten minutes into the video and I still can't stop laughing at the intro. You sir have a form of wittiness that is admirable.

@cg6423 3 жыл бұрын

I love it when KZfaqrs do historically accurate runs like this.

@zhongzhenpronouncedassciss7060 3 жыл бұрын

The important question is:will inbreeding lead to horses?

@balticpagan1495 3 жыл бұрын

sadly there is no Gliterhoof in ck3

@GeorgeDenis. 3 жыл бұрын

@@balticpagan1495 for now

@Ohflipsnap 3 жыл бұрын

@@balticpagan1495 It's not a true Crusader Kings game without Glitterhoof.

@DaDARKPass 3 жыл бұрын

@@balticpagan1495 glitterhoof is in ck3 as like the debug dog.

@balticpagan1495 3 жыл бұрын

@@DaDARKPass cant seduce debug menu

@azalineadkison7540 3 жыл бұрын

Your voice is so professional and academic that I had to remind myself several times when you said something absurd that I was not listening to an actual history video