Opium is OVERPOWERED in Victoria 3: The Afghan™ Strategy

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Afghanistan in Victoria 3 is a land of verdant possibilities and in this video we will transform our tribal clan into a caliphate of poppy production in V3. Can we Afghani-stand up to British production and forge a future for our farming fiefdom in India and beyond? Lets trade in Victoria 3 and “pop” into action in the latest AlzaboHD V3 mockumentary - featuring Victoria 3 and Afghanistan. Whether you're looking to boost your economy in V3 or master trade in Victoria 3 this alternative history has what you need.
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Table of Contents:
Introduction 0:00
Opening Objectives 1:45
Kalat 2 Coastline 2:40
Prayer for Persia 3:42
Colonial Construction 4:49
The Ten Year Plan 6:03
The Nobel Prize 7:48
Industrialization 8:51
Raja Rewritten 10:59
Let There be Light 13:30
Graveyard of Computers 14:16
Overview of the World 16:47
Thanks for Watching 18:56
#Victoria3 #V3 #AlzaboHD

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@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD Жыл бұрын
Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS/ANDROID/PC: clcr.me/AlzaboHDRaid and get a special starter pack 💥 Available only for the next 30 days. A special thanks to Raid: Shadow Legends for sponsoring this video.
@HDTomo
@HDTomo Жыл бұрын
No
@PugnaciousProductions
@PugnaciousProductions Жыл бұрын
No
@Ahmadnj
@Ahmadnj Жыл бұрын
No we hate raid shadow legends
@CTGReviews
@CTGReviews Жыл бұрын
@@Ahmadnj You broke the chain, restarting… No
@youngjung161
@youngjung161 Жыл бұрын
Your rhyming skills are swell. As such I will subscribe and click the bell.
@samwill7259
@samwill7259 Жыл бұрын
The only reason his videos take any time at all is because of how much effort he puts into lovely crafting 80,000 puns in 20 minutes
@thoughtfox12
@thoughtfox12 Жыл бұрын
It’s fucking annoying
@samwill7259
@samwill7259 Жыл бұрын
@@thoughtfox12 I VEHEMENTLY disagree
@gam08e85
@gam08e85 Жыл бұрын
I knew opium was op when I became the first world economy as Germany , produced everything, but still had opium shortages
@daxasd3270
@daxasd3270 Жыл бұрын
this. It's a shame china and middle east produces so little. I guess, best you can do is invade and conquer parts of southern china to gain access.
@gam08e85
@gam08e85 Жыл бұрын
@@daxasd3270 What I usually try to do is get a treaty port in there or conquer southern china but problem is at some point they get line infantry and stack troops to the point where invading them is a pain
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD Жыл бұрын
Two videos in one week let's go! Stay tuned to the community tab - voting poll coming soon for future content. Be sure to check it and vote for what you'd like to see and thanks for watching!
@mattdowning536
@mattdowning536 Жыл бұрын
I’m always shocked this channel isn’t at 800k, there writing is too perfect for 150k. Keep it up!
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the support Matt!
@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084
@aclaymushroomwithaberet7084 Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@HDTomo
@HDTomo Жыл бұрын
@@AlzaboHD I swear you had 350k 😰
@genericwd6290
@genericwd6290 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see you do a Japanese Shogunate game taking over all of the pacific!
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD Жыл бұрын
Japan is super fun! This is a good suggestion
@foleymcfoley9720
@foleymcfoley9720 Жыл бұрын
@@AlzaboHD givin the entire pacific rim jobs
@chinsaw2727
@chinsaw2727 Жыл бұрын
@@foleymcfoley9720Both definitions work in context
@theideaofevil
@theideaofevil Жыл бұрын
I'd love to watch that, Japan is really fun
@dylanwillmon5672
@dylanwillmon5672 11 ай бұрын
Don't be sad it's over, be glad it happened
@InvictusByz
@InvictusByz Жыл бұрын
This may seem a weird comment, but I've noticed a trend among other map-staring channels I enjoy and I want to go ahead and say, I enjoy your channel just the way it is and specifically *without* a facecam. There's a lot happening on screen in a game like Vicky 3, and your current style of narration and focus based editing is, in my opinion, already an ideal format for this style of game!
@Fnidner
@Fnidner Жыл бұрын
not weird at all!
@fromokesar0
@fromokesar0 Жыл бұрын
Afghan Opium Conglomerate Empire, truly the only way to gain the achievement “Poppydock”
@geoDB.
@geoDB. Жыл бұрын
I achieved it as hungary
@marczhu7473
@marczhu7473 Жыл бұрын
Be china sell opium to Europe
@tsarcastic3722
@tsarcastic3722 Жыл бұрын
@@geoDB. And I as Scandinavia, the true lord of the poppy.
@PermadeathHD
@PermadeathHD Жыл бұрын
you're prolly one of my favorite strategy gaming youtubers, you always got good alliteration and puns
@antoniobautista6718
@antoniobautista6718 Жыл бұрын
Same feelings man, Alzabo always brings out very funny and pun-ny alliterations, something you don't see much from other KZfaqrs 🤣❤
@jdavrie
@jdavrie Жыл бұрын
From the graveyard to the walking dead 😊
@Chadmlad
@Chadmlad Жыл бұрын
That intro legitimately got me laughing my ass off
@esoteric_mememaster
@esoteric_mememaster Жыл бұрын
The "fear and loathing" line sent me into a fit of laughter
@medika9651
@medika9651 Жыл бұрын
This is the 7th Afghan opium playthrough that i've seen
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD Жыл бұрын
Haha yeah this was an early idea but I was far too slow to get it out at launch
@F31ix11
@F31ix11 Жыл бұрын
I am glad KZfaq decided to recommand your great channel to me! Each upload is pure enjoyment and I can hardly wait for new videos, no matter how long they take! Thank you for the great entertainment :)
@Dmytro_AFU
@Dmytro_AFU Жыл бұрын
Looks like the only one W strategy in this game
@empressredbird
@empressredbird Жыл бұрын
Alzabo's videos are the most effective marketing I've yet experienced. I might actually buy the game at some point
@saladyn1000
@saladyn1000 Жыл бұрын
I got the same bug(?) while fighting against natives on Celebes as Dai Nam. Instant battles with my defeats, zero advance into their (or mine) territory and massive losses on my side. I got angry and just changed the country.
@arielfuchs316
@arielfuchs316 Жыл бұрын
Alzabo ryhmes so much that he has trained my subconcioius to constantly search for a a rhyme to every line.
@genericusername9934
@genericusername9934 Жыл бұрын
always loved when you upload, keep up the work :)
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the support Generic User Name!
@robertalaverdov8147
@robertalaverdov8147 Жыл бұрын
Alzabo decided to play EU4 while playing Vic3 and forms the Mughal empire. As always a chad lord.
@mr.oliverlaw8863
@mr.oliverlaw8863 Жыл бұрын
Love The Clash Reference!
@Czaroslaw
@Czaroslaw Жыл бұрын
I love it how every single Alzabo video has some rock/metal song references.
@deitus1375
@deitus1375 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for all your hard work providing this amazing content! Definitely one of my favourite KZfaq channels.
@copeandseethe9279
@copeandseethe9279 Жыл бұрын
congrats on 150k alzabo! been watching since the civ 5 days
@CanaanMoment
@CanaanMoment Жыл бұрын
For an interesting game, you could try out Oregon (it starts out as British Columbia)
@piss57
@piss57 Жыл бұрын
Oh wow, i never tought AlzaboHd, the GigaChad himself, would reveal his face.
@calebmcclure6193
@calebmcclure6193 Жыл бұрын
Man the commentary is so good!
@Holgast
@Holgast 5 ай бұрын
hey, I live in that part of Australia you landed on. thanks 👍🏼
@ZaphielSahaquielSariel
@ZaphielSahaquielSariel Жыл бұрын
Love your vids! Keep em comin
@MikaelKKarlsson
@MikaelKKarlsson Жыл бұрын
Time traveling 1970's CIA agent taking notes.
@Asrahn
@Asrahn Жыл бұрын
Making sure to clue in his 2000's CIA buddies as well
@gooob166
@gooob166 Жыл бұрын
looking forward to more Victoria 3 vids, i love you
@Stevonicus
@Stevonicus Жыл бұрын
If you ever want to start in the same general area, go for the Sikh Man of Europe
@tapanivire
@tapanivire Жыл бұрын
Didn't learn anything, but that poetry was glorious!
@Smittenz1
@Smittenz1 Жыл бұрын
The master of puns one again struck gold or is it sown poppy once again? Either way i look forward to the next video.
@Lengovision
@Lengovision Жыл бұрын
I loved it! Thank you 🙏
@monkbirg1938
@monkbirg1938 Жыл бұрын
Would love to see some Demo 4 again! That's how I found your channel in the first place. Maybe some achievement runs?
@chiveschivian9965
@chiveschivian9965 Жыл бұрын
The Clash references will not go unnoticed
@willfreakman86
@willfreakman86 Жыл бұрын
Blaze it. Also always would love to see more ck3 content
@sforbesgocka
@sforbesgocka 11 ай бұрын
Consistently funniest channel ive ever seen, never change
@shubhaamgokko1361
@shubhaamgokko1361 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for your next EU4 video!
@Saatananumber1
@Saatananumber1 Жыл бұрын
Always alzabos rimes are true ASMR
@btopxcii
@btopxcii Жыл бұрын
Bless you sir. This was my first real game I got going in Vic 3. Do you think they will give us the ability for prohibition within our nations? I would like to try running Afghanistan as an opium producer, but I don't want my population pulling from stock.
@p1cc0R
@p1cc0R Жыл бұрын
Nice video! Great inspiration! Turn the world into junkyard is the ultimate goal! Epic playthrough with the war IN Europe. Big ballz
@thatponybro6940
@thatponybro6940 Жыл бұрын
i'd love to see Alzabo narrate a pun filled adventure of Sapmi to Scandenavia in EU4
@olvidar9155
@olvidar9155 Жыл бұрын
I love this game and alliteration I need more
@LazyUggugg
@LazyUggugg Жыл бұрын
slam poetry is 🔥
@micayahritchie7158
@micayahritchie7158 Жыл бұрын
I feel like there should be multiple recognition factions yk? Like one shouldn't have to be recognised by the recognised to be recognised. Like enough unrecognised major powers should be able to mutually recognise each other
@enrl5221
@enrl5221 Жыл бұрын
4:40 google translate actually translated it to 'Does a man not entitled to enjoy his sweat?'
@danktankgank
@danktankgank Жыл бұрын
Ahh now that you've mentioned Hawaii, is there a chance we could see a Pan-Polynesian Polity?
@jakubk.417
@jakubk.417 Жыл бұрын
please ckiii, those videos are my favourite
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD Жыл бұрын
Definitely - I've got a few coming up soon! I'll post the options in the community tab tomorrow or Friday
@warrix8312
@warrix8312 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe you just casually did a face-reveal at the beginning without acknowledging it.
@AIA1990
@AIA1990 Жыл бұрын
the clockwise cursor spin is to bookmark or help with edits right ? RIGHT?
@MrDMIDOV
@MrDMIDOV Жыл бұрын
Now this is real asmr 😩
@R3GARnator
@R3GARnator Жыл бұрын
Blessed be the algorithm.
@jasatotakouzeno4674
@jasatotakouzeno4674 Жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe he doesn’t have a day job as some kind of lyricist or writer
@clockman4624
@clockman4624 Жыл бұрын
Man keep the music references up
@cyberrb25
@cyberrb25 Жыл бұрын
Surprised to not see Afghans making the Suez canal. Boats would work nicely to send the poppies to the old guys.
@micayahritchie7158
@micayahritchie7158 Жыл бұрын
Do you actually play Raid or do you do it for the bag? Cause if it's for the bag I totally respect that. Your videos are such high quality fine art. You deserve to be paid for it I just can't afford to. You can tell me here though. Raid won't see it. Just want to know if those were your honest opinions to see if I should try it
@benjitheband5661
@benjitheband5661 Жыл бұрын
You are truly a modern day poet warrior
@luisitobardajibenitez8013
@luisitobardajibenitez8013 Жыл бұрын
Isn't the reputation of "graveyard of empires" wildly overstated? Iirc England invaded twice, failing the first time and winning the second time but still being a true empire for quite some time. And the Soviets would've fallen apart maybe a little slower if they hadn't invaded but they were beyond broke at the time either way.
@RomanBelisarius
@RomanBelisarius Ай бұрын
Well going far far back, Alexander kicked the bucket just a few years after having conquered it (and his empire just imploded into smaller kingdoms/empires).
@luisitobardajibenitez8013
@luisitobardajibenitez8013 29 күн бұрын
@@RomanBelisarius but is that because he invaded Afghanistan or because he straight up died?
@geoDB.
@geoDB. Жыл бұрын
Construction queue simulator
@colonialaurora1453
@colonialaurora1453 Жыл бұрын
god I love the way he speaks for these vids
@skylordthe1st
@skylordthe1st Жыл бұрын
You playing stallrus would be fun
@minutemenhunter
@minutemenhunter Жыл бұрын
how do you get the pop up menu at 17:14
@Butterbrot207
@Butterbrot207 Жыл бұрын
3:56 Piece of Shiite: lmao I need to find an occasion to use this somewhere
@thecat6898
@thecat6898 Жыл бұрын
I’ll always recommend just playing as the heavenly kingdom and being the true Protestant Pope by taking Rome itself
@kzrd2r
@kzrd2r Жыл бұрын
Alzabo Try Portuagl as you're in a good place to take over most of Africa
@jukesduck9363
@jukesduck9363 Жыл бұрын
Babe wake up new AlzaboHD dropped
@THIRDR0ME
@THIRDR0ME Жыл бұрын
Ahh, nothing better than true Business Capital
@horsermchead2504
@horsermchead2504 Жыл бұрын
Since I’m sure everyone here plays them, would you guys suggest getting vic3 or ck3? I’m a huge fan of paradox games but don’t yet have these two with eu4 being my favorite of the lot
@JohnPGarrett
@JohnPGarrett Жыл бұрын
CK3 is a more worthy purchase right now. It has significantly more content, users, and mods. Maybe after the first major update/dlc Victoria 3 might be worth purchasing, but right now, the price is a little too high for such a content less game.
@micayahritchie7158
@micayahritchie7158 Жыл бұрын
I've never played either so 🤷🏾‍♂️
@corvus1374
@corvus1374 Жыл бұрын
Oh, God, the puns burn my soul.
@casualcyberguy1314
@casualcyberguy1314 Жыл бұрын
“Opium is OVERPOWERED” is also the sentence that sparked the Opium wars.
@joshywoshy2441
@joshywoshy2441 Жыл бұрын
Can you do a Texas sweep. I love Texas, the great buccees empire
@awesomeapostolic4492
@awesomeapostolic4492 Жыл бұрын
The KZfaq Algorithm, denied me my rhythm. This video was bliss, four days I did miss. My dear Texan friend, now gives me a kiss. The Awesome Afghanis, have driven me Zanny. But in the plains of Texas, lie all my exes. So it is expected. As a Texan, I agree, that a new video we must see. Lone Star in Victoria 3. A bid you adieu, and a yeehaw too, for though it is silly, I require the Chili.
@satanshousewife3878
@satanshousewife3878 Жыл бұрын
14:00 Think its more about the CPU. My games shit the bucket around the same time with a 3060 TI
@manooxi327
@manooxi327 Жыл бұрын
Oxyde two ouch issue width ivy
@ArninoStorm
@ArninoStorm Жыл бұрын
There should be a Graveyard of Empires achievement
@CrunchyNorbert
@CrunchyNorbert Жыл бұрын
HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE!
@lorenzdaks2213
@lorenzdaks2213 Жыл бұрын
Oh noo. "Unarmed units on the other side" 👀
@Notsoshady4891
@Notsoshady4891 Жыл бұрын
What would Afghan cars been called?
@amirilan4435
@amirilan4435 Жыл бұрын
Id love to see madagascar taking over the city that made a petrol car - Detroit
@Phillip_of_Burns
@Phillip_of_Burns Жыл бұрын
Youth employment was up XD
@asadbaig4422
@asadbaig4422 Жыл бұрын
"Inshallah mode" made me literally lol. Thanks for that!
@SovietBrick
@SovietBrick Жыл бұрын
Одна винтовка на двоих! Один танк на пятерых!
@Joostmhw
@Joostmhw Жыл бұрын
This voice is intrigue crystallized
@ryzziktrognesou1
@ryzziktrognesou1 Жыл бұрын
Amazing run! But how can GB let you DDayjng with only 20 boats ? The game is cool, but this land/naval warfare system really is broken (as the AI was broken before in Vicky 2, but here it is a 2022 game x))
@anarchopupgirl
@anarchopupgirl Жыл бұрын
That wasn't a bug, they had 250+ undeployed batallions garrisoning their england HQ, who defend any lines there if not given any general assignment
@AlzaboHD
@AlzaboHD Жыл бұрын
Ah I didn't know, thanks for the info!
@adamkuki3667
@adamkuki3667 Жыл бұрын
every video im amazed by how you speak
@ComradeCovert
@ComradeCovert Жыл бұрын
the reason you were losing in britain is they were likely convoy raiding, resulting in 100% attrition and every battle being lost :)
@rubenfeijoolopez8572
@rubenfeijoolopez8572 Жыл бұрын
Just like in real live !
@RickFoxChicken
@RickFoxChicken Жыл бұрын
Alzabo, please play Earthworm Jim!
@bigblueshoe777
@bigblueshoe777 Жыл бұрын
Honey wake up, new pun singularity video just dropped.
@watermilon7758
@watermilon7758 Жыл бұрын
Great
@Nosewrecky
@Nosewrecky Жыл бұрын
Gud vid
@FoundationAfro
@FoundationAfro Жыл бұрын
As soon as I got access to to opium in my game (as Sweden), things went nuts. There was basically a vertical line in the price with the game begging me to do something. More like OP-ium, am I right? ....I'll leave now.
@globul3410
@globul3410 Жыл бұрын
More Democracy 4?! Let's go!
@afrofantom6631
@afrofantom6631 Жыл бұрын
17:58 still true for punjab today
@vadymkoval3775
@vadymkoval3775 Жыл бұрын
If It will help you create such art (your videos), I would love to write at least one commentary
@Dracogotgames
@Dracogotgames 10 ай бұрын
Please play as Danzig in Victoria 3
@anthonator8810
@anthonator8810 Жыл бұрын
i think lanfang is a good challenge of a country
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