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@amithegenius
@amithegenius 6 ай бұрын
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@mikebell2112
@mikebell2112 6 ай бұрын
I worked in a grocery liquor department and a wine glass fell at least 4 feet onto the tile and ended up standing upright and unbroken. It made a loud ass glass ringing sound that caught everybody's attention.
@tylerbartlett28
@tylerbartlett28 6 ай бұрын
My mother when she was in school had a vision of my grandma slipping in the bathtub at home and called my grandpa who was out running errands to call paramedics. Sure enough, she did fall in the tub when she was the only one home. My mom who was at school, saw this happen in real time. Then, when i was is high school, I left my last class of the day early like i always did (because i was in a wheelchair and was permitted to leave classes 5 mins early to avoid the traffic of crowded hallways), had a vision of my mom stepping in a crack of the school road leading to the front doors, and falling on the pavement. Yep, she was coming to tell the principal something about me and my disability (cant remember what) and i come outside ready to go home, only to see her on the pavement with a bloody nose. My last class was in the back of the school on the opposite side of the front doors so i shouldn't have seen her fall but i did. Creepy.
@theworldstoryteller1197
@theworldstoryteller1197 6 ай бұрын
I've actually experienced the same thing that the OP in story #11 has. I have only had a handful of those kind of dreams and I never remember them until that exact situation comes up, but I haven't had any in years.
@frederickevans4113
@frederickevans4113 5 ай бұрын
Me too. I also don't remember my dreams when I wake up, but my dreams repeat. While I'm in the 2nd dream, I remember the 1st. Again, when I awake, I don't remember anything. Weeks or months later, the first thing that I dreamt happens, I remember the dreams, and I know what will happen over the next few seconds, verbatim. In recent years, it has happened much less frequently than when I was a child/teen. I'm almost 50 now and I only remember one such incident in the last several years.
@Qibli1
@Qibli1 6 ай бұрын
I don't know if this counts, but I get common deja vu. It is really weird having the feeling that you've been in the exact situation before. Makes me wonder sometimes if I'm reliving my life, or if I'm on my deathbed remembering eerything.
@annettegustafson1435
@annettegustafson1435 6 ай бұрын
I worked retail and multiple times I would come across pieces of clothing being referenced in a song on the overhead speakers.... Prince's Raspberry Beret, a Bobbie Brooks shirt while John Mellencamp sang Jack & Diane, etc.
@idkanymoretm5991
@idkanymoretm5991 6 ай бұрын
When I was in high school there was an outdoor area to the cafeteria where I’d eat with my friends. We would get a lot of seagulls there even tho we were nowhere near the beach, and sometimes they’d take food that was dropped I watched one take one of the school’s chicken tenders in its beak, and then fly so high it disappeared
@michaelterrell
@michaelterrell 6 ай бұрын
Decades ago, I was on my way home from work. I saw a trailer come off the hitch of an oncoming pickup truck in the other lane. I started to hit my brakes, but my foot went too the gas pedal instead. I sped up as it went into a ditch, then come back up into the road right behind me. If I'd hit the brakes it would have hit me in the front end or in the driver's door.
@mizixy9624
@mizixy9624 6 ай бұрын
When I was a teenager, I witnessed a coffee pot overfill so much it fell and shatter on the ground at a restaurant. Then I blinked and it actually happened. I swear it was like seeing a few seconds into the future and one of the weirdest things that happened to me.
@dogofwar6769
@dogofwar6769 6 ай бұрын
Story 33: you see something crawling around then it suddenly turns into a piece of wood. I'm going to take a guess and say that was some super natural thing and had I need there I would have shot it first, shot it a second time, and f'ed off out of there.
@PizzA_TimE
@PizzA_TimE 3 ай бұрын
Every fricking time I get into a song it abruptly becomes popular, WHY WOULD ANYONE ELSE LISTEN TO THE BALDIS BASICS THE MUSICAL FOR NOSTALGIA JUST A FEW DAYS AFTER ME??
@B4LEC.4CE
@B4LEC.4CE 27 күн бұрын
Oml- this happens to me all the time !! Back in October of 2023, my mom introduced me and my sis to a song that probably hasn't been popular for good bit. We show it to my sister's best friend a soon enough everyone around us knew about it. This other time I simply looked up a song (I was searching up sail by AWOLNATION and accidentally looked up Unholy by Sam Smith because I thought it said Sam and not sail). It was on the car radio the next day and any day after that.
@lordrambo7898
@lordrambo7898 2 ай бұрын
Me , my brother & cousin were play fighting many years ago. My cousin jumps into the air & falcon kicks me across the room(the room was kinda small-ish). I could see my body flying backwards into the table. The 3 of us saw my body moving in slow motion as it was flying backwards & crashed into the table.
@tishellelara4280
@tishellelara4280 5 ай бұрын
Muscle memory is a hell of a thing the guy who drove himself home wasn't crazy it happens
@B4LEC.4CE
@B4LEC.4CE 27 күн бұрын
Back in November one of my friends was reading a book and it had said something about someone name "Micheal" dying or just going away in general. Me, her, and my bf at the time all called each other Micheal bcuz why not. We joked around about it being my bf and the book predicting something since he had been gone all the time. Literally the next week he breaks up with me and no longer is a Micheal -
@AstralMystic
@AstralMystic 6 ай бұрын
I swear I once saw someone 'walk' through a window. Yeah... it's just as weird thinking it over to type this out as it was that day. But once years ago, I was passing an old building in an old part of town. I saw some random lady outside the place, smoking while she leaned against or near what I assumed was a doorway. I saw her turn around and step back inside through what I was now sure was indeed the door, thought nothing about it, and kept on walking. Of course, I passed this 'door' a moment later when I reached it at a parking pace. And instantly I was both freaked about and confused. No door at all. Just another long tinted glass window like several others along the side of the building. And there is nowhere else she could have gone!
@NotSoGUD29656
@NotSoGUD29656 2 ай бұрын
5:29 could’ve been a lucid dream, but if not, then what the actual fu-
@CDM65
@CDM65 Ай бұрын
Walked out of my bedroom just as my daughter came out of the lounge room door, it was a narrow hallway so I stepped back a little as she walked around me. Didn’t acknowledge me at all, was wondering what she was doing out of bed, kept my eye on her and about to tell her to go back to bed as she took a couple of steps down the hall and completely disappeared right in front of me. Ran down the hall to find her sound asleep but in the process of falling head first out of bed. Was able to stop her falling. It wasn’t the first time this same scenario happened but it was the last time.
@B4LEC.4CE
@B4LEC.4CE 27 күн бұрын
That's quite trippy- It's like the universe kept telling you everytime she was bouta fall by just displaying a fake imagine of her
@yaroslavakozulia2802
@yaroslavakozulia2802 5 ай бұрын
the sandwich story is wow
@MMARC..
@MMARC.. 6 ай бұрын
Story 11 regularly happened to me
@its_lucky252
@its_lucky252 2 күн бұрын
when i was 8 i saw a nuke type object slowly fly by the airplane, pointed opposite direction of the airplane but it took a few seconds. it was a few feet from the window. i woke a passenger up but it was gone, i wish i filmed it
@BaconNoobling
@BaconNoobling Ай бұрын
3 years ago I was sitting at the back of the car while my parents were driving in front. We were driving home from the big city we were talking about which marvel scene was the best? I said the moment when the avengers came back to life. And they said the moment when Iron man killed Thanos. We went on and on about which obe was better and we just forgot about the conversation.. 6 months later we are on a road trip on our way to a resort.. I was in the back of my car, parents in the front. And suddenly I brought up the same question.. I didnt remember ever asking this until we all said the same thing as 6 months earlier. Iron man killing Thanos, and Avengers coming back to life. Suddenlt in that moment I remember what happened 6 months earlier and I was so confused..
@casshendo6923
@casshendo6923 6 ай бұрын
Living Central West NSW, Australia. Was driving home late at night from a mates cook-up, heaps of meat and booze but coz i don't like either I'mthe designated driver., Hubby in front seat, both kids in the back. Suddenly a kangaroo jumps in front of the car from the field (there's wheat/canola fields for kilometres either side) and I hit the brakes soooooo freaking hard but I knew, like ABSOLUTELY knew this mofo was coming through the windshield it was that close, I was definitely going to hit it, OMG, we're all dead,screeching tyres, swerving on the dirt road, eyes closed (this is in half a second btw)... Then, when the car stopped I was at our front gate. 40 km from the kangaroo incident. Instantly. My hubby and I looked at each other and said "what?" Like,how did we end up here? We were both confused. Neither of us, to this day, can work out 1: how we didn't smash the kanga and 2:how the fuck we teleported 40km in zero time.........
@TheDiamondCore
@TheDiamondCore 6 ай бұрын
I once saw like 7 consecutive planes in a row that looked like they were completely frozen in mid-air It was creepy as fuck
@sweetcherry7759
@sweetcherry7759 6 ай бұрын
I think ppl confuse Glitches w Ghosts/Spirits..
@B4LEC.4CE
@B4LEC.4CE 27 күн бұрын
Yes, a lot of people do. Like for instance, people could confuse my ability to see the paranormal as some kind of glitch because when I was little I often saw them and didn't even take a bath in one house because I saw an old man in the bathtub. My mom later found out that an old guy died in the bathtub.
@alexandermadwrite2154
@alexandermadwrite2154 6 ай бұрын
so i woke up from sleeping in too late but the house was quiet my parents always keep the tv or something on there's always noise there's always something but it was too quiet go into the living room to see the clock read midnight and the tv being on static my first insitnc to turn the channel nothing worked... tried to change the sound the sound kept goin up but nothing came out of it i tried to call out my parents to say the tv was out but my voice didn't make any noise i panicked and tryed to do anything i could but nothing in the house worked no sound no movent nothing i woke up for real and ran into the living room amazed to hear again... looked at the clock it was five min befor i woke up in the dream
@JohnJacob-no9jb
@JohnJacob-no9jb 6 ай бұрын
I always get the first one all the time
@acesinger6092
@acesinger6092 6 ай бұрын
Alright so, I’m texting my friend. Let’s say the time is 6:02pm. I send him a text and it says he read it at 6:03pm. But the time at the moment wasn’t 6:03. It was 6:02 He read the text at a time that didn’t exist yet😂 I took a screenshot of it and he just made a time travel joke. Very cool, very funny Now here’s one that happened today. I have a small bag/purse I take with me when I go outside. It has two sections where you can put stuff in it. One is large, one is smaller. I put my keys in the smaller pocket, go for a walk, then when I’m walking back home, I check for my keys, and it’s not in the smaller section. I panic a little and wonder if I lost it but look in the bigger section and…there they are. I didn’t touch my keys the whole time, I didn’t move them from the smaller pocket. But they just teleported to the bigger one
@creeper6530
@creeper6530 3 ай бұрын
I'd assume your phones' clocks were out of sync, i.e. your friend's phone had clock set to 6:03 while yours were set to 6:02 at the same time. Happened to me as well, when I received a message several hours before the current time my PC was set to. I found out the clock's backup battery was failing and it didn't sync up yet
@dogofwar6769
@dogofwar6769 6 ай бұрын
Not sure if this counts, but I've had a number of pre-cognitive dreams over the years. The three craziest dreams was that in like 4th grade I pretended a kid would get stabbed in the eye with a pencil, which happened. As a teen I dreamed that my aunt would gete arrests for stealing from a PTA, which happened. And as a young adult I dreams seeing myself in a hospital with a shaved heard which I never had... but about tens years after that I developed a brain tumor and had to have my head shaved to remove it. The forth and final thing thought is that I _think_ I had another precognitive dream while I was having brain surgery. I think I saw the a war on US soil.
@joybroyles7788
@joybroyles7788 6 ай бұрын
Maybe your next dream could be a happy one?
@joybroyles7788
@joybroyles7788 6 ай бұрын
Maybe your next dream could be a happy one?
@joybroyles7788
@joybroyles7788 6 ай бұрын
Maybe your next dream could be a happy one?
@joybroyles7788
@joybroyles7788 6 ай бұрын
Maybe your next dream could be a happy one?
@joybroyles7788
@joybroyles7788 6 ай бұрын
Maybe your next dream could be a happy one?
@stevenray7340
@stevenray7340 6 ай бұрын
You have a 100% view to like ratio rn lol
@stevenray7340
@stevenray7340 6 ай бұрын
Damn not any more
@frederickevans4113
@frederickevans4113 5 ай бұрын
#16 no such agency
@GrassHARMONICA
@GrassHARMONICA 6 ай бұрын
Yippee
@user-gr4cz1zx7d
@user-gr4cz1zx7d 6 ай бұрын
third yipiee
@PowerTower694
@PowerTower694 6 ай бұрын
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