Story 1: I am from Portugal and although i don't live in Lisbon I go there very often, and parking isn't a nightmare, is a HELL!!! You can go around 30 min in park to find a spot that just got free, the anger and frustation is equal to 300km.

story 1:This is why you never piss someone off when they know where your car is.

First story: Dear Karen, if you're going to escalate a situation, you better be prepared for the other person to respond in kind.

Those parents would not be leaving that establishment until they paid for the damage. That $100 is not enough. I'd have called the police immediately.

I'm giving poster number one a free pass. That was absolutely hilarious.

I was coming out of my house one day to go to work only to find a driver's education car in the throes of parking in front of my driveway. Not in the spot on either side of the driveway, but right in front of it!! I went to the window of the car and told the student driver that if her instructor was teaching her to park in front of driveways, she had better find someone else to teach her how to drive and especially where she can park. She glared at the instructor and it was very satisfying to see him turn beet red in embarrassment.

1st story: the dude pulled the "fuck you" card

I love it when bad karma happens to bad people.. Nothing makes my day happier than ruining an entitled Karen's life 😅😅

Story 1 “There are 3 things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon and the anger of a gentle man.” -Patrick rothfuss, “the wise man’s fear” I feel like that quote fits in quite well with the first story.

I think the OP was not the jerk in story 1 but I think he may have gone a bit too far for vengeance but I give him 100% for creativity

Story 1: would've been amazing if you took the car to another continent 💀

Story 2: If the entitled parents had "one too many" as the OP indicated, he should have followed them out to their car and got their license plate, then called the police, if for no other reason than the safety of the kids. Also, a hundred dollars probably wouldn't cover the cost of a shelf full of wine glasses. Why just let them walk out like that?

When i read that title, I thought it was to far, but hearing the story is just HILARIOUS

1: Not a Jerk, That Karen pretty much has to get back her car from spain, so he obviously pulled the fuck you card.

That first story. My fav revenge I have ever read oj internet

For story two, please call CPS. The fact that those parents would get drunk while having children in their care is a huge red flag. You don’t need evidence of abuse or neglect to call CPS. Investigating is their job, not yours. But, they can’t investigate unless someone tells them that something might be wrong.

First story The friend : lezdoit !!

Worked for a family-owned gym once. First as a trainer, then a manager. I got paid a fraction of what the job and responsibilities was actually worth, and the owners (my bosses) who were family, would not take care of critical things that needed to be done that could only be done on their side. My team and I raised their membership x5 and they gave me a 2 percent raise from an abysmal salary that i had to demand. Mind you, this is after two years of working there. I got fed up and quit and now work a much better job. The gym lost half of their customers after i and some of my old staff left

i like how both you and your friend got revenge by towing karen's car.

The first story is funny because I actually went to Blanes ( a place in Spain) and I walked by a police station with them looking at a car nearby, kinda funny ngl

Second story, the O.P. should have called the cops the moment the kids got up again. The parents of the kids are responsible for all the damage the kids made too. The business shouldn't allow kids in anyway. There should be a sign on the door that says "No One under 21 may enter" or something like that.

I had a car towed that was blocking my driveway and for the rest of the time that I owned my car, I would find rotten fruit thrown at my car, sharpie marks on my windows, and random scratches on it.

Story 1: That is quite possibly one of the greatest and funniest stories of revenge on a stupid Karen i've ever heard. Well done! OP is by no means a jerk. Story 2: Why would they ever allow children into a wine-tasted room? That's just asking for trouble... not just from those people, but also the liquor board. If i were the OP, i wouldve called the cops and kicked them out.... not to mention make them pay for all the broken glasses. Story 3: OP isnt a jerk here for calling the cops and tow truck here. You'd think that the dumb Karen would be in a hurry to move her car if its about to be towed..... or even better, not block someone's driveway in the first place. You really have to wonder sometimes with people these days. Story 4: Family businesses and set-ups are both the best and worst places to work at. In this case, its clearly one of the worst ones. If i were the OP, i would've just quit or walked out when the friend was fired, screw that place. In some cases, malicious compliance just isn't worth it.

How did she not know this in the first story and I do live in one and they say straight up that you get your own parking space with your registration into the place (I did not mean it to rhyme but it did anyways lol)

Bro, moved the car from one capital city to another.

No way he took the car to Spain 😂😂😂

The Towed Car Story, The OP should have posted the License Plates to her from Madrid, but with no stamps on so she would have had to pay to get it out of the Post Office

Love Lisbon,.. luckily didn't drive there. For the US Readers who haven't been,.. imagine San Francisco (not quite as steep.. but plenty of hills) with narrow side-streets that were laid out hundreds of years before cars existed.

Story 1: wait is this even legal? 😂

S1, YATI, why descend to the level of the Karen, tow the car out of the spot, superglue all the doors and locks, let all tires down, key every body panel and crack every window

in all of your story cop or security was mvp

An acquaintance caught someone tampering with his car. He was parked on the the street but noticed some movement while looking through his living room window. Someone was nealing next to the driver side door. He grabbed a cricket bat and ran outside and completely surprised the would be vandle/thief. Let's just say the person was able to run off but not without painful reminders not to break into other people's property. Just an FYI we live in the U.S. I have no idea were why he has a cricket bat, he doesn't even play, but apparently they're rather solid.

Story 1: taking the car to another country might have been too far, but OP did try to resolve this peacefully to no avail.

Story 1 I personally think that the op is a legend and was 100% justified in his revenge of you are from India or places similar then you can safely say that if you pay 20 to 50 dollars they will look the other way so the revenge was also necessary.

Story 1. So instead of legally towing the car he and his friend stole it and took stolen property into another county? How many laws did he break?

Entitlement can cause SO much trouble, for the owner of the parking spot, ANd the witch who grabbed it.People seem to think it is o.k. to take what they want and have no consequences for it.

car go brrrrrr

LMAO THE BEST

Another way to deal with the Karen from story 1 is to have Tyler Perry, as Madea, forklift the Karen’s car

Story 2, the wine business should have sued the family with the kids that broke the wine glasses.

Story 1. Karen, move your car or GET TOWED!!!!!

You can take my parking spot and be rude, but the instant you TOUCH my car, then you are on fair ground.

The way you were talking at the end of the last story, about how thrusting all the responsibilities on lower employees, and not paying enough, and treating them like garbage is exactly why I quit my last job at Burger King. No matter how hard I work, I keep on getting yelled at for now, being able to do other work even though I'm the only one doing everything. Now i work security at a restaurant, and when my bosses came down to ask the employees how my work performance is, they complemented and said I was the best security guard they have because I actually do my job and work hard. Hell costumers even tell them I need a raise because hoe now nice I am and how helpful I am to differently able costumers. When I tell my family about I can't help but cry because to finally be recognized for the hard work I put in after years six years of abuse, it was so overwhelming I had never been so happy

First story OP: thats a fellony

In the title story the OP is most assuredly is *NOT* the arsehole. The Karen literally had several chances to do the right thing. She has no one to blame but herself for what happened to her car.

Huh only a few hours from Canada thanks for the great idea.

i asked my dad who's the jerk in the first story and said its the op bc he acted like a good guy and let people use his spot while travelling 💀

Honestly it is but in a funny way as well too. That some level of pettiness and pro revenge i ever seen.

story 1.. no.... do not leave any message about it.. that is an admission of any liability..

Stupid boss: fires employee handling events *sales numbers go down* Stupid boss: suprised pikachu face

story 2: something tells me those kids purposely knock that shelf down just to cause a scene, which is pure stupidity if that their encourages that kind of behavior.

Love those revenge fairy tales. .

The second story thought they were going to a whiners tasting establishment.

I agree, that's kind of overkill, but let's face it, the other person would needed that wake up call.

I feel like in regards to the story about the wine, I feel like having an ageless posted won't always do the trick cuz some people will either blatantly pretend it isn't there or will blatantly pretend it says whatever they want it to say to use as an excuse to bring their kid anyway.

the first story reminds me of this line from gta "slightly modified to match the story" she kinda got alittle angry so I kinda got alittle angry.

Story 1:Be Amazed also did this story in the revenge series!

Is that legal to tow a car that far??

My neighbor yelled at my sister in law because MY car was blocking their mail box several times. We had 9 people living in our house and like 8 cars so I had to park in the roundabout. A year later and several people move out so I can park in the yard. I go to leave my house and our neighbor, who yelled at a 17 year old girl, had guests BLOCKING MY CAR!!! I was beyond angry. And a couple months ago, I go to visit that house and the ENTIRE ROUNDABOUT is filled with their cars.

The guy is actually the jerk because that is stealing her car at that point now. I mean taking another country you have stolen it plus took off the license plate. That was a confession to a crime

That guy from LIsbon basically stole her car. He can say that he had it 'towed' but in actuality it was just taken from the parking space and abandoned somewhere. That's stealing and leaving it at another location. Towing it for being parked in his space would have meant employing a towing company and leaving a letter stating that it was towed and where to collect it. Just taking it and not giving it back or letting her know is just stealing it.

Story 1 : This is so funny, i’m pretty sure be amazed also did this story, not a jerk

That's was a good one

I love These Storys

Guess my car is going to be towed all the way across the Atlantic

First story: Let me go and find this car

hearing the word❌ watching the game✔️

Hey there interweb people's! I worked at an absolute dump making pallets. The shift supervisors would literally sit there and ask why we were not building pallets? Ok??? Mywork partner and I said "we have been waiting for lumber for over 45 minutes" to which "she" the shift stupervisor abruptly and with a loud voice said THATS NO EXCUSE! Umm how am I to produce anything without the necessary products? Long short of things, we spent that time cleaning our whole department all while waiting for lumber. Close to the end of our shift we get pulled into HR and were told that we were slacking off etc making up excuses and all that fun crap. Obviously we knew we were in the right. We found later from out forklift driver that "she" had told the forky not to bring us lumber because she didn't want us to hit quota and leave early with pay? Our department worked on incentives blah blah blah. She this lady who is clearly a menace to society and a detriment to the company wants us to hit quota without the right materials........theres so much I could go into. Who's banging who and who broke up several marriages to the drug dealers and drunks that work there. I'm glad I no longer work there. Sexual assaults to YES men and women, from who blames who and who kisses the bosses asses. What a joke. I hope these mongrels get stuck in their own unkept machines. To that end, fucking you Kathy you miserable and broken human, I hope the cancer takes you the same as you said I should quit my job because I had two jobs....so sorry for not being a tessa man to the likes of you and yours. Kindly eat shit and die alone because no one loved you, ever. Biotch!

Story 2: Lock the doors "...... now yous CAN'T leave......"

Not gonna lie, I would put the license plate in her mailbox… But I’m insane so yeah

Story 3: There was one time back when I lived with my Parents A Parent parked in front of my Parents driveway. For context my Parents live across the street from a school.

#2 there should be a sign outside the wine establishment no one under the legal drinking age should be admitted on or in the premises

Whats up bro your storys are amazing i Love your voice

0:13 😳

The first story is just another Karen at her worst. And after her acting like a brat I loved the revenge they got on this entitled joke. The second one sounds like the parents are letting the kids drink and obviously don't even care I'd call the cops and make them pay for the broken glasses. To be honest you should put up a sign stating that children are not allowed in the establishment

Simple we have shop like this and the notice on the door is no under 18 years allowed in store .

You key my car I take your brake lines end of story

He is definitely not the jerk he was just pissed

Story 1 literally stole the neighbors vehicle

The guy in the first story is the jerk but *BUT* sometimes ya gotta be the jerk to get your point across

Business owners don't always treat their family like royalty within the company. My teens worked with their grandfather for a month and quit because he didn't even introduce them as grandchildren but as trainees, he would stop them to ask them why they weren't working faster and then yell at them for stopping but if they continued working while he was talking to them he would yell about how rude they were for not looking at him while he was talking to them. He treated the regular employees with tons of dignity and respect but my teens would come home everyday and cry, as punishment for them quitting he and his wife didn't so much as wish them happy birthday.

That's called theft of a vehicle

Story 1 OP is definitely not the jerk. Karen keyed his car, he can't prove it but who else would do that? It fits a Karen who's mad at him and having a wat with him about his parking space. He's given her plenty of notice several different times and tried alternative routes of dealing with the problem, and if he had just towed it to another city or up the street, you know Karen would've just parked in his spot soon enough and retaliated again anyway. So that really only leaves the option of towing it so far she'll never see the car again. Karen deserved what came to her and OP is not the jerk

Oh god not the parking spot

I'm pretty sure removing lisence plates is illegal but I hate karens so good for the op... I guess...

I love your video so much

You don’t drink children in bars, why bring into a winery?

0:00 to 0:20 bro didn't let that slide

Story 2 I would have forced the parents to pay for all damages or call the cops

That OP from Lisbon as we say here in the north "Foda-se xD" Nice one

Story 2: when I was little I went to a family pub with my uncle and cousins and they where just running around and DRINKING the beer, even the 2 year old was doing it like it was normal

4:31 I don’t get why people call the cops, like just make a report don’t call them, one time my family came over and they are from New Jersey so they don’t know how the driveways in New York work becasue ours was right next to our neighbors, and all the sudden a fucking police officer showed up, like mf how about you just ask her to move the car the neighbors fr called the cops

What if a kid watched this and heard u call em a little idiot

the first story is insane. yeah I get why he got upset. he should just have gotten the police/some high up involved. the only thing he needs is the paper work claiming HE is paying for this spot. then he could get her removed. I think towing her car to Madrid is funny but also a bit to mutch. like this is basically theft and over the top. still Karma for her but yeah...

So they stole her car and removed the plates that not revenge that jail time no matter what country you live in

Is story 1 legal

One day we all outa roll up and not comment, I thinks it’s just funny is all

Quick question, am I the jerk for taking it personally when my best friend unfriended me for no reason?

Hi everyone 👋 I was just curious about that hand, that pops ups out of nowhere a few times during this video. Is it for censuring or something like that?

You were doing everything right Until you committed auto theft