EGG wins by doing absolutely nothing.

Conceptual 2500 MMR micro.

I'm so glad Canada wasn't able to take Dark Artosis from us.

bit weird artosis using "stuck at A rank" as an insult

SCV: "Hey look an egg let look around it."

He literally walked his marines into the zealots. From 1:07 to 1:11 you will witness the worst micro and then just blame that the opponent is toss and the egg was there. Like dude... just accept that your micro during that moment was trash

I wonder if Arty ever hit a parked car and raged at the guy who parked it.

pirouetting svcs is tight.

remember that game where flash tried to scv drill and the egg fucked it up then he started yelling and quit the game without gg

SCVs just wanna dance. Dance. DANCE. 🕺

Impeccable micro

Do we hit him with the old "Flash wood of won" or "all practice is good practice"

He sounded like a movie Protagonist during some traumantic inciting incident scene. "UNCLE BEN, NOOOOOO!"

Marines leading the more tanky scvs. Typical Artosis micro

now that was some unfortunate ... pathing

"You gave ne love, support, MMR and everything...." "Dude I'm literally just a stationary neutral egg"

DANCE ALL DAY

Artosis got egg on his face

scvs would've danced there regardless of the egg(happens always when unclumping them). The positioning of units was just bad, the scvs were not in a formation to protect the marines and vulture. He should've unclumped them before to form a proper front line for his units

Imagine being this toss and some dude scouts you last and pulls like 4 marines a vulture and couple of scvs against you which obviously wont work and just leaves the game.

Gotta love how Artosis is undone by his own slovenly micro, yet it's the opponent who's "pathetic."

he marched a group of SCVs into an enemy base, they die. Shocking.

"Just because your marines were 2 steps too far" So, indirectly, he declared himself guilty of bad micro.

That is a lot of SCVs to send.

Love the sound warning

He was never winning that engagement let’s be real

epic

"nothing more pathetic", ironic...

zerg op?

Broo that guy REALLY has anger issues I don't understand how he has so many subs

Whats the voice saying "so bad" at 1:30?

why does he look like Adam Sandler in this video?

RT complaining about SCV pathing only to lose due to that exact reason...can't make this up

I'm pretty sure an Easy AI would have microed better there

Arent you supposed to break eggs not the other way around?

Doesn’t arty bathe in A rank in every account he makes?

aaa

Flash would have won

The egg did more than artosis in his whole SCI carrier.

Right at the start he complains that the scv want move out of the mineral line. Lmao, plays this game for 24 years and doesnt know better than to just select the outermost scv.

Why do some BW maps even have these eggs? I assume it's something to do with either making choke points easier to wall off or pathfinding, but either way they seem pretty dumb.

Does artosis 'ever' compliment his opponent? it feels like everytime i see these clips, he's either mad because the opponent does what the race wants to do (gets mad because defilers can cast dark swarm, mad that protoss can use dts or focus on zealot/dragoon, gets mad that siege tanks sit there and dont move waiting for the opponent to walk into 'them'.) and does a built he should either 'expect' by now after seeing it like 50x a day but still plays his own thin instead of adapting, or he says 'they suck/should quit the game' when he beats them like, does he 'ever' say the opponent just played better or he made a mistake and they did the right thing by capitalizing on it if it ever did happen?

this really is a broken game. being terran its supppper easy to get raped in the opening parts. its just so stupid that its just rock paper scissors

This dude really thinks he’s a 2500 player 😂😂

20 years playing the game and his micro sucks.

I dont find it funny. This guy needs help