If Artosis had to play against a clone of himself both he and the clone would say how bad and that they weren't honourable.

This feels so good after he shittalked Protoss and Zerg for "running into mines like apes", like it is the easiest thing in the world.

Artosis: terran requires you to play perfectly and if you make one mistake you lose. Also artosis:WTF how is he winning if he's so bad and made so many mistakes???!!!!

Guy in chat types three words - "so many if's" - and artosis flips the fuck out because he's right on the money - holy shit I love it

RT: "Are you fucking serious?" Siege Tank Driver: "Yes SIR!" with gusto

Not fair. Artosis has to play a broken TvT match up on a map that ALSO doesn't favour Terran.

"Look at that, he changed his build completely without scouting mine...." Artosis has played the same build for 25 years and he is surprised that people have evolved around it.

“He’s SOO fucking bad!” I’m starting to get confused on who’s he’s REALLY talking about 😅 That was beautiful play. Great run by.. great mine placement. Goes in for harassment and some how gets like 6 tanks!! Well done man. That was really good.

"A tournament is where you do whatever it takes to win." And if you never practice doing whatever it takes to win, you get bodied.

That siege splash damage finishing off the tank made me laugh out loud hard

In a world teetering on the brink of nuclear war, watching Artosis baby rage over getting outplayed is extremely soothing.

I like how he brags about having SCV lead and at 2:15 he has 6 of them idle by the main CC.

Sees a dozen vultures. Decides after killing them to scout with 2 tanks. Tanks die to mines. Pushes ahead with more tanks. Tanks die to mines. Sends yet more #@%*ing tanks into the area which is now well known to be A #%@$ING MINEFIELD. Tanks die to mines. "OMG THIS GUY IS SO BAD" lmfao I FUCKING. LOVE. THIS. CHANNEL

Arty's opponent made a mistake and was playing from behind. If you are behind and try to play perfectly safe, you're basically just praying your opponent trips over their own foot. (this is how Arty plays) Or you can engage in risky behavior, try to slip the vultures in and regain control of the game.

"imagine being so bad" --> we don't have to, we have you

2k in the bank at one point 🤣🤣

just a heads up for all those wondering from someone who actually watched the whole game - yes the opponent terran was good and yes artosis is just salty that he made a succession of mistakes. He would have lost either way though.

Supportive Artosis opponent: I can't see when you move out, but when you do, I'll be there.

"This guy was so fucking bad but he did everything perfectly." xDDD

1:26 LOL, basically from this point on you can see opponents spider mines trigger, and then Artosis' nearby sieged tanks firing right as they hit, thus increasing the damage. Because there were 2 sieged tanks in the top right of the screen in range, it actually kills his own tank after the spider mine does it's damage. If you notice, this happens multiple times afterwards. Just after the mine hits, a siege shot rains down on his tank and the splash damage also hits his tanks...

The vulture is literally a broken unit, I don't know why Artosis says Terran is underpowered... 😅😅😅

Easily one of the best rage moments. Classic!

The furst opponent must have thought: "He's gunna be Mine." And when the tank blindly shot another tank, Artie must have thought to himself: "Tank you very much, Sir!" :)

Artosis is literally payed by random people to be angry ALL DAY LONG. That cannot be healthy xD

1:27 majestic

The guy needs a beer or 2 when he plays 😂. Help him relax a little. It's just StarCraft.

It's so sad. Had he just cleaned up the vultures he'd be even with his opponent or slightly ahead. But he decides the best thing to do is tilt and throw. With such a fragile mentality you can't play anything at a top level let alone broodwar

so many ifs

I wonder if Flash goes "oh no, my opponent is so lucky" Oh.... wait...thats just Artosis complaining about races. Wish I could catch this guy on ladder

Well, now Artosis knows how Protoss players feel about vultures ^_^

BMing while you float 2k minerals

poor arty

RT needs Jesus in his life.

ah yes, the S rank that he claims to be

Vultures good unit

I love these titles lol

6:00 hahahahaha, omg artosis is so sincere with all his rage hahahahaha

OK this was insanely funny LMAO!! Also - that was an insanely high value vulture play. Just a handful of vults and it crippled Artosis for a while

that guy at the end saying tournament games are the honourable and ladder games are anything goes made us all stupider for having heard that. collective IQ of the world dropped a bit after that statement

His opponent was so lucky getting them vultures into his main...all 87 times since arty did not bother once to plug that hole

pure gold

Bungled defense

Dude terran is so imba vs terran, it's actually crazy

When Arty realizes how brokenly OP vultures are...

Let me swoosh right in - vulture

Misleading title. I expected some spectacular rage. This is an average Thursday.

1:26 LOL

"our ScV are under attack" "not enough minerals" yeah típical Artosis game xD

Been asking for a long time, if artosis plays ladder without streaming are the games different and it seems the answer is yes, I cannot believe he hasnt tried it / commented about it sooner.

The guy used his goliaths as a distraction to pull your tanks out and sneak the vultures in along the North wall. Not complicated.

It seems the best way to play against Artosis is to be really bad.

Vultures when used correctly are 100% the best units in the game they can be used so efficiently they are super quick, spider mines can be insane, they fuck up workers very good for scouts can keep mines at possible expansions to see when they expand

I was waiting for him to get 4 pooled or something and lose his mind completely xD

i feel you 200 % artoeristis

Artosis was facing killer queen XD

He needs AYAYA

Arty needs to practice vulture control so he can make use of it just like the opponent. Then he doesn't need to be mad like that.

Is there a bug in replay? Artosis on 3 bases before minute 35? Also "I'm really far behind". 60 supply vs 61 and 45 scvs vs 44. Really far :)

Look up "denial" in a dictionary. Artosis picture is there.

mirror mu. Can't use the good ol race excuse for this one, Artothith. /kek

"hes so fking unfathomably lucky where everything he did was bad and dumb and poorly executed and hes like im still gonna win because i run everything by and i was always in the right position" yeah, being always in the right position is always lucky, thats just facts

It's too much!

Scan would have had mines out

If he was so far behind how come he has his 3rd up before art??

Pls upload the probe rush vs Arty game :)

Artosis is the only games i know that constantly loses to lesser opponents with inferior Tactics

Making a decision to send forward the vultures after losing the goliaths required intuition, it is not really a skill you can develop, more like a talent. Artosis cant handle if he sees this because he lacks that.

playing mine where you units spawn was very clever, you should try to do that yourself

Wow that guy was good, Arty should practice more

Artosis is definitely right about how stupid average people in chats and comments are. If you just took the opposite of everything they say, they would be so much smarter. I guess that means negative intelligence?

WTF, this guy probably played this game for 10 years, no wonder how he uses vultures so efficacious.

Watch your manners, you live in Canada 🇨🇦 now

while artosis brags about how far ahead he is and how bad and stupid the opponent is, he is 1 supply ahead, 1 scv ahead BUT has 5 idle scvs in the main... artosis was the one behind because of his poor multi tasking.

the more and more i watch artosis i start to think that maybe hes in the wrong sometimes, he was shat on the entire game, when opponent makes simple mistake, then the opponent is so bad, when arty makes a simple mistake then its the opponents fault somehow lol

@6:46 Hi xGranham

Well played, Artosis! You fought valiantly, but alas it was the opponent who was superior this game. His macro was flawless, his micro impeccable, his decision making quick and his willpower unassailable. I suggest you watch the replay and take notes of his playstyle; encountering a player of such calibre on the ladder is an exceedingly rare occurrence. You should consider yourself lucky.

Lmao a full health tank gets taken out by a single mine, how does that even happen? Did he take damage from the mine and siege tank splash damage?

this is beatifull. I guess Putin is saying similar things right now: "Zelensky is sooo bad... he is just lucky, its pure luck! Look how far behind he is, he has nothing... menahwile Im macroing like crazy, I have maxed out supply...." somebody in the chat: But he is winning "OMG, you are low IQ individual! shut up!" and then he will rant about protoss, I mean Americans.

Artosis talking about himself sometimes lol. But for real, if shit like that happens so much, why doesnt he play around it?

Let's try to do some lesser! [?] thee spot the difference: [Viking, Goliath]

Artosis are u polish or german

lmao that mine + tank aoe dmg killing his tank is priceless xD.

losing to terran vulture harass and complaining as a terran. nice

its never Artosis folt he lost🤣🤣🤣

Lmao, Can we really call it "Luck" if the opponent did it repeatedly until they won?

Wojak

inb4 terran op vulture shoud be nerfed

2 secondssss

Artosis is a cry baby...

Artosis is in such sorry state it's sad.

*_"A tournament is where you do whatever it takes to win."_* Wait so cheating is more acceptable in a tournament than in a causal setting? 😂

Imagine u being this bad?

how is artosis still this bad

So basically the opponent draws Arty out of the defensive positions and then slips Vultures into his main. How is that lucky? I'd say that that is a pretty good move.

I love watching Arty so much because it reminds me how I b**ch on everything when at work

Looked like his opponent was behind so he did a hail Mary attack while Arty was pushing to his base, and it paid off. Sometimes shit just happens, it was a good move by his opponent albeit a bit lucky.