PLEASE, can anyone lend me a fiver?

This is the best video I've seen all year

No, £25.

"I'mma need about tree fiddy."

I think Zeus has given up on them...

+Paula Johnjohn Zesus

***** Potato god

+anone moose I think I laughed a little too hard at that one

+Lurac Case so all that debt talk running through the media was all lies (as soon as social networks were used as sources the news is filled with bull) and instead greece just had a bad deficit???

hes just like the loch ness monster, he always needs about tree fiddy

"The last of us is on sale dude, THE LAST OF US!"

"Just needed some gas money gonna be late for Armageddon"

*£25

kricku Since the "poster" has US dollars, and 25 is a number most people don't consider that high, I am guessing A. the guy sends these out in the US as well and B. he asks for $25 in the American version, because God demands more from the United Kingdom and God doesn't expect anyone to pull up a currency calculator on their path to debt salvation (also $38.37 feels like to much money for a lot of people, and isn't as nice of a number, also directly switching from dollars to pound only requires the form letters change one character).

The ghost IRS wouldn't be at your door, he'd just walk through it.

If you don't pay up, they will repossess you...

Isn't Scientology more ridiculous that spudd89 (awesome name btw)?

Olive oil doesn't even come from wells, it comes from olives :P

He'd still probably be late.

He wouldn’t get planning permission!! Brilliant!!

Yes, send in monopoly money and Polaroid pictures of pencil erasers.

Peter Popoff is a scam artist

That's wonderful, I would love to see his people's reactions when they open it.

Oh my god I remember that movie. Wasn't the USS enterprise literally searching for God in that film?

gullivera We don't speak of the odd-numbered Star Trek movies...

+Thomas Strauss, College humour reference?

Evan Myers Which is nerdier... Star Wars or Star Trek?

+Thomas Strauss, Star Trek ;)

+Pawel Korzeniewski I wonder how far the envelope would stretch. I have some empty cardboard boxes, a stack of unneeded bricks and a roll of packing tape.

+Pawel Korzeniewski glory to arstotzka

+Pawel Korzeniewski Where is your passport?

+slayerficated here it is. Glory to Arstotzka!

Pawel Korzeniewski This passport is crude fake.

tiny punkabuu I am you, and you are me

***** And that's your opinion. Mine and 14 other peoples' seem to be that he sounds like a Don Bluth character. Like a terrible one, because Bluth has made some amazing films.

tiny punkabuu It sounds like an alagamation of the villain from The Pebble And the Penguin (who was, coincidentally, also voiced by Tim Curry) and something else.

Magitek1112 Yeah, I think thinking of that movie is what made me think of Tim Curry.

+tiny punkabuu Mr Popoff's Penguins?

Fox He's the profit prophet!

Fox Creflo *Dollar*.

Attention Prophet Ripoff.

***** profit ripoff.

Prophet Poopoff

I know I had to pause it and I'm cackling like a hyiena

More like Profit Popoff

To make it even funnier, the word “Popoff” in Britain means to fart , lol

@@TheDrunkCook111 I know I’m British haha xx

Or some findom shit.

"As your prophet, you owe me your life...Shall I take it all at once? Or...Milk it out of you drop by drop?" "Milking please, thank you prophet!" "Aah, begging for salvation from your carnal woes? Worship my feet and I may consider it." "Yes sir, thank you sir!" That would make for some dope-as-hell cult fiction. XP

Or some Ball Street wankers.

@@mikeoxlong1395 ah, I see you are enlightened.

Why is this on the extra channel? It should be on the main one

Sounds like a modem day indulgence.

If you ever want to see how Peter Popoff was first outted as a fraud to the world, check out the documentary "An Honest Liar". It's a documentary about "The Amazing Randi" who heads up the "James Randi Educational Foundation" (He's one of my heroes). It has amazing coverage of his takedown of Popoff and Yuri Geller.

The exciting new RPG from Square Enix: "Loaf of Mana"!

@@BlackburnBigdragon Yuri Geller? You mean Kadabra?

"Mana Loaf"? Is that like Wonderbread? XD

someone should sooooo do that... LOL

yaaaas

DreamStalker2 hi

+Jesus saviour hi back got craft video on your channel?!?

loool, witty xD

Good to see the rarely clever youtube comment once in a while.

+Simon Longshore I think I love you.

***** ok. thats random but cool i guess

Simon Longshore I laugh-snorted at that! :-D

There's a lot of Nigerian princes. I don't even know if Nigeria has a royal family

+Connor McGill there isn't

+cassi75474 dont be christain please stop

***** Don't worry, I'm a christian, not a fucking chirstain, What even is a chirstain anyway? ARE YOU A CHIRSTAIN?

cassi75474 see youre mad because you dont know the truth of how the universe was created

cassi75474 when you get cancer instead of letting doctors fix the problem just pray instead yea that fucking works dumbfuck

+cassi75474 Please tell me this is a joke.

Guru Laghima yup definitely a classic

Do you still? I'm doing my yearly-ish pilgrimage.

Or just send him actual Anthrax. To be fair, it's a forgivable assassination.

*Supernatural assassination forgiveness is coming!*

XD!

Nah, just package State of Euphoria and send it to him.

if you're not willing to risk being arrested for an anthrax scare, just mail back the empty envelope, to guarantee he has to pay the postage on it. :)

Owns The World's Sharpest Knife and is not afraid to use it to cleave the world in twain...

"Urgent Care, how can we help you?" "Right, I've just had my peter pop off. Can you reattach it?"

TheNathanNS Your Canis Canim Edit videos are great!

What about three dollars and 50 cents?

Still grumpy at that time I borrowed £25 from him and didn’t pay him back, I suppose.

@@pixiepandaplush To help buy Prophet Popoff's new Porsche (he owned a few) ;)

🤣🤣

A letter so dramatic that dramatic action music had to accompany it, amazing.

He may be an ass but he's making an easy living.

when you do these types of things you tend not to care about the victims

In his pajamas /j

Particularly against the vulnerable.

It would be weird if it worked on the invulnerable...

lunavixen015. isnt the very concept of phising explointing of the vunerable for your gain?

@Kong Gary you're absolutely right. I've been told that, like 419 scams, these operations work best if they're insultingly obvious, filtering out everyone but the most gullible and/or desperate so that the scammer can focus his efforts on them :/

I read that as "Rearend Popoff" for a second. Fitting.

Assholes come in all shapes, sizes and creeds, unfortunately.

phookadude the inflatable crowns se d back in the envelope would ve been a good payback.But as with trolls just don t send anything back.Don t " feed" them....

Brilliant.

Maybe shit in a box and send that back to him.

I'm not in any way giving you the business- but having been on the at least sick and lonely side, and been targeted by people like this- it's indescribable what is done to those of us who get the short, messy, green glowing end. I'm on meds to combat it. Been combating it for decades at this point. People like this just simply need to be stopped.

@@brianm6337 I hope you're recovering well, the sad thing is people like him are using the system for its intended use, getting more money of those without. All my personal (non religious) blessing for your recovery

Yes, why not? Fight fire with fire, or fight nonsense with nonsense.

Next time, send him notes coated in arsenic.

TomTheEpicRobloxian Welcome to the Terrorist Watch List. With Love, ~The NSA

Edgardo Peregrino Did you by any chance save a copy of the letter?

Nope, I shredded it. :(

You are so stupid.

Hiragirin instead of cash send monopoly money. ...

Like Bruce Almighty if Bruce starts scamming people.

I don't believe either, but I have a great respect for you that you simply let people believe what they believe. If only more people were like you, you seem like a very kind person.

I'm not religious, but fair enough. Thanks for actually helping out the poor and needy. That's the point of religion, right?

I used to believe... but what I've been put through cured me of that. That said- If people like you, who actually *do* try to help people who have been well and truly destroyed by living on this festering scab of a planet are sick of people like PlopKoff- I would honestly suggest a cleansing of people like this. Do everything possible to wipe them down to a couple bucks, and not be to so much as register a fart without everyone running them out of town. I've been on the receiving end of people like this. Vile doesn't even cover the first 10 atoms of what these types truly are. I won't go into details, as I'm not up to writing a novel in here- but the really quick, Reader's Digest compressed and condensed version is It's gone past simply scarring me. I have been robbed, lied to, abused, conned, and used. The simple thought of christianity leaves a bad taste in my mouth- and the same feeling one would get when one finds the cat yak in their bed- after climbing in for a good night's sleep. And this is just me flapping my gums in a KZfaq comments section. How many others do you think there could possibly be just like me?

That's lovely

On a separate note, people always call out religions as a motive for basically all of history to do bad things, but atheists aren’t much better if they talk like their own beliefs are scientific fact.

NarcassisticGamer Just send him one piece of paper, inside the envelope. On the paper it will say: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

NarcassisticGamer I'd put my semen in an envelope and write a note saying "here's my seed, sow it wherever you like".

Michael O'Brien aaaand.... Lovecraft is crying of joy in his coffin :)

NarcassisticGamer You make it sound like he's Christian. I can almost assure you he's not, and a satanic prayer would probably just make him laugh.

JubJubtheWonderHippo eh it'd be fun

Hey, it's an act of God. Corporations use that line all the time to weasel out of contracts and obligations.

I know, do they think we're all idiots?!

Deuca Enforcer No they just think some of us are, and they're not wrong.

MetalJacket That's true.

hockeyhacker97 Your money will come when GOD wishes it it, as I was just told in praYER!!! JUST seNd me a SEED gift of €20,000 and it will multiply beyond your WILDEST dreams, just like rabbits and cockroaches do. Your Brother in ChrisT, Beelzebub

wilbur foorce send him a bunch of letters saying "ayy lmao"

Peter popoff should piss off.

Peter Popoff should fuck off.

Big Bob's Beepers you need to get a life that involves more than posting unentertaining comments on youtube, looking thru the comments I feel nothing but pity and sadness that you thought any of these comments were worth making, try finding your emotional validation somewhere else, I'm assuming you don't feel like there's anyone listening in your life and you need to come on KZfaq to feel real but I can assure you that there are many groups in every town and city that can help you get thru this time in your life. Peace.

Big Bob's Beepers lol, its not 2.30 everywhere bob, broaden your horizons

Guys, my comment was posted two months ago. I think the time to have an argument is long past.

If God exists most of us are certainly going to hell too. Scratch that: All of us are most certainly going to hell.

In the old testament He was a short tempered MF and wouldn't hesitate to turn a man into a strange substance or animal

In the gospel of Thomas. Jesus hates churches and guess what, the Vatican tries to hide it

I hope you find Jesus or some common sense.

I have actually, and I didn't need the charlatan Peter Popoff to do it for me. His Prosperity Gospel is blasphemous. If you're a follower of his, you ought to recheck yourself and see where you're at in your spiritual walk with Christ.

@@lily91109 popoff, is that you?