“I like this paper Mario song” *Several people are typing*

This sounds like 2 redditors playing with fake swords in their backyard

Aramaru is hilariously blunt while Dave is pointlessly passive aggressive, perfect villian love story

The way Arumaru comes back after 10 months to say "STFU IDGAF" and NOTHING has changed is so poetic 😂

“Hey guys I like this song” *You have provoked a gang war*

“My little maggot” has the same energy as, “Are you lost, baby girl?”

Its like our main characters are manifestations of different social media Dave = redditor Aramaru = twitter user Mr Hater = 4chan

I like how Dave just randomly goes into a Disney musical number for absolutely no reason whatsoever

Dave in the beginning: "Hey, internet arguments are pointless and this guy liking a song doesn't hurt you, can we please stop?" Dave in the end: "hElLO mY liTTlE mAgGoT"

Dave's mom : His first words! Dave: M, m- Dave's mom: Mommy? Dave: My little maggot.

Dave is a good example of Protagonist not always meaning Hero

Aramaru was funny asf after a while tbh. Smth about the way he probably just took like 10 seconds every time to write some stupid insult, only for Dave to apparently become upset irl with every reply. Sometimes even months later

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

The only winner is Charlie because he was able to make money out of all this

Dave is the embodiment of “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”

"Idgaf about your opinion. This song is still shit." Truly the greatest possible ending to this incredible story.

I love how it started with aramaru saying the song was shit, and ended with aramaru saying the song was shit, it's really a beautiful metaphor for internet arguments

Poor guy just wanted to tell us he liked the paper mario song lmaoo

when dave came out with little wasp I couldn’t breathe. how is it possible for a man like dave to exist

Its a tradition to rewatch this every few months

Someone: *likes a song* Aramaru: and i took that personally

Plot twist: Dave has met Aramaru in real life and having good relationship without knowing they're on the same comment section

luna1314: the plot dave mathew: the hero with god complex mr hater: a parallel version of dave brooklyn green: everyone's favorite character Aramaru: the villian metal mario: filler character yoshi705: the conclusion this wholes story was a roller coaster and i honestly think someone needs to make it a anime....

I feel like dave is slowly going insane the further we go into this argument, especially when he started laughing out of nowhere. Also, for some reason, reading this argument was unironically, quite pleasant to me. It felt like i was watching an actual movie, with a plot and characters that develops more and more. And the ending to this comment section felt so poetic. After so much time, Arumaru finally returns, and it just ends there... I must say, this indeed might just be, one of the greatest story ever told.

So this is the world war 3 everyone was talking about.

Dave Mathew beginning as the sympathetic hero turning into the broken man who cannot let go is my favorite anime character arc

Why were they adding so much emotion and passion into it😭

Hear me out, i think this started seriously , but became a joke and they are purposefully talking like medieval landlords

"I dont care if I get hate" Famous last words.

Friends: So what kind of Anime do you watch Me: It’s complicated

I hope we get a good animation studio on this because if this isnt animated perfectly then it wont capture the pure emotion of this story

My theory, and I'm kinda surprised no one has thought of this, is that Dave got tired of arguing with Aramaru, since he never engaged with Dave in a real argument and instead decided to be a gigantic asshole (which to be fair makes Aramaru entertaining despite his doucheyness), and used a second account he named "Mr. Hater" to create an actual "equal" to argue with. The way Mr. Hater talks (being very similar to the way Dave talks), him being called Mr. Hater in the first place, it really feels like it's possible that Mr. Hater is Dave. Which makes this even more hilariously sad, and makes Dave seem more narcissistic and pathetic then he already is and just adds so many layers to this onion. Just my headcanon, makes this thread 10x more entertaining thinking that Dave just starts arguing with himself.

*Plot Twist:* Dave, Arumaru, and Mr. Hater are all the same person.

Lunar : “ I like this song.” Aramaru : *So you have chosen death*

This whole argument is the reason why youtube maxed the comment to 500.

I always love to come back to this video every now and then, and the fact a few of the top comments are only a few months old just goes to show I’m not the only one

I find it hillarious that with the typing of all these replies, they probably had that paper mario music in the background.

Dave didn't die a hero, he lived long enough to see himself become the villain.

Dave: Just drop it. Also Dave: I'M BACK, MAGGOT!

I feel like Charlie’s narration truly captured the emotion of this beautiful masterpiece

This should be in history books so our descendants can witness the true terrors of war.

It's like they're roleplaying...but they're serious....

The funniest part to me is that you can see there’s 500 replies. KZfaq doesn’t allow more than that on a comment. They absolutely would have gone longer if they could, KZfaq just stopped them

I love how internet arguments are just like D&D, everyone pretending to be some medieval, fearless hero/villain, but it’s like five dudes in a basement just yelling at each other.

Shakespeare's been real quiet ever since this video dropped.

This is an argument between the two most annoying internet archetypes: the guy that gets angry at everything and the guy that thinks he's intelligent and speaks like an anime character

why do i unironically want to write this as a feature-length play book

24:20 the climax brought it all back full circle. Beautiful. 9/10. Best anime I’ve ever watched.

I like the part where Dave Mathew broke into song like a Disney film

The real mystery is why Aramaru even looked up a song they apparently hate.

0:00 season 1 8:55 season 2 11:06 season 3 12:20 season 4 17:23 season 5 19:41 season 6

It feels like Dave gets like turned on by being a master to an angry puppy

Arumaru was a villain. Dave Matthew was a hero who slowly became a villain. Mr.Hater is an anti-hero. And lunar is the only one smart enough to stop replying.

Everyone's talking about how crazy the argument was, meanwhile I'm sitting here shocked not a single n-word was used.

i would love to watch these guys do some fantasy roleplay thing. i just know it would be crazy

cant believe that i went from dave being my favorite to aramaru beibg my favorite with that final reply

Everybody talking about “little maggot” but no one is talking about “little wasp”

Imagine how frustrated these people would be if Lunar1314 deletes his original comment.

3 years on and I still laugh every time "my little maggot" pops into my head.

There are plenty of internet arguments that are toxic and hateful, and plenty that reach 500 replies… but this one is still special to me because of how… wholesome, it feels? Obviously they hate each other and some mean words are extended, but there’s just something so simple about it. I love this video.

It's scary to think that all of this golden history could have been erased had lunar1413 deleted his original comment.

*MY LITTLE MAGGOT*

The funniest part of this is that Dave never writes a three paragraph smackdown to justify his sense of superiority over aramaru

really sucks that the original video was deleted, so the *entire* thread is lost 😥

"I dont care if i get hate" Amararu: Then Prepare for Trouble. Dave: But make it Double

“You want me to stop?” that sounded kinky-

Nothing compares to the twist that arumaru himself hasn’t even played all the paper mario games

The sexual undertones everytime dave says "My little maggot" gets me everytime

Can’t believe there’s people who speak like this unironically.

This deserves to be a tiktok slideshow,with one of these don pollo/blud vs bill collector/gen z humor/screaming in public restrooms prank sound

someone needs to animate this as an anime fight with huge chunks of dialog inbetween. I'm picturing them having voices like Kaiba from yugioh

“I dont care if i get hate for this opinion” oh dear little did he know

“Man, this song is so good. I want to share my opinion to the world.” “Wait, why do I hear boss music?”

Bro this is an entire role play 😭

This is a wild thread, and I'm upset that Nintendo took down the video where this thread came from... that's HISTORY, Nintendo. This is more than your obsession with keeping your OSTs away from the public lol

Dave: Lets not drag this out okay? Also Dave 3 month later: "Hello little maggot"

“Idgaf this song is still shit” has to be the best comeback line and ending to a story

Plot twist, Lunar was all the main characters and just wanted to put on a show

The arguement went from an angry comment thread to a Marvel movie script.

"My little maggot" That's a weird way of flirting but ok

Plot twist: its all one 35 year old dude with his alts

I don’t care if I get hate for this opinion, but this is my favourite paper Mario final boss song.

This could be the best enemies to lovers story of our time

This was unironically very engaging and entertaining Jesus Christ

this is actually hilarious, I’m just imagining 2 big, neck-bearded dudes with fedoras circling each other with katanas

Im so happy this came up in my recommendation for 19:40 alone, this sounds so brilliantly like an anime villain the laughing, the pointing out hypocrisies like an antagonist trying to convince another character they're just the same. By god this is beautiful.

Lunar: *died a hero* Dave: *lived long enough to see himself become a villain*

Dave is gonna show up to aramaru’s funeral and play the paper mario song only for aramaru to bust out of his grave

The fact i went over to it to see if anything new is happening that shit is still going on to this day

I'm sorry but Aramaru is hilarious

Aramaru’s twist that he hasnt played the other games is fucking hilarious honestly his character was great

Dave: "Bruh you are just making yourself a idiot" Aramaru: "Too illiterate, didint read."

dave just had serious character development. he went from being the big good guy protagonist and he then become the most moustache-twirling cartoon disney villains throughout this entire threat. amazing

Dave probably is a college student but strikes me as one that only leaves his room when forced to and his classmates think of him as the anime obsessed creep. Literally sounds like in that entire argument he was just quoting anime villains

RIP Aramaru deleted his account and all the comments He may as well have burned the Library of Alexandria

“You don’t go to college David” that was the funniest part

“You don’t go to college David” lmao

dave using 'my little maggot' at least twice is probably the best thing ive seen all week

Dave Matthew is basically Light Yagami. He starts with good intentions, but ends up become a megalomaniac.

Someone needs to dub this with like multiple voice actors