We got literally 3 missions with Jackie. The “6 months later” cutscene is 10000% percent time we SHOULD have spent building our relationship w Jackie.

AJS: Cyberpunk Angry review CDPR : Apology video AJS: Extended review discussion CDPR: Extended apology video lol :P

When CDPR said "It's ready when it's ready" what they meant is "It's absolutely broken and unreleasable and we will release it when it's slightly less broken"

"Your game had faces?" - Alex

The world makes me feel like I'm the ONLY mercenary in the city.

I was disappointed in that there weren't any "day to day" activities in Night City. I couldn't take the day to go to the theater then sit down at a ramen shop and eat a bowl of noodles. Things that would allow you to be a citizen of Night City. Even copying Red Dead type side activities would have been fine. There were too few immersive things to do outside of an actual quest.

That third guy is a perfect mix of Joe and OJ. Actually, these three look like the same guy from different parallel universes

You can change your dong but not your height? That's insane.

Although I bought it on launch, it now feels like a pre-order lol

I wish they didn't spoil Jackie's death in the cg trailer from e3

Cyberpunk as advertised was like the Big Mac you see on a McDonalds advertisement. The Cyberpunk we got was like the Big Mac you get from the restaurant.

“It’s gonna be several months” words of optimism from Joe. 2 hours in and I knew this game was not only years away from being finished, but that it was essentially broken when it came to some of its core gameplay mechanics.

I would love to if they cancelled multiplayer and just focused on re-implementing all the cut content.

I don't get why every game needs to have multiplayer. It honestly doesn't seem like a multiplayer game but I bet they want to recreate Rockstar's success

Alex is definitely needed in these extended reviews he’s really the only one to really call companies out when they mess up

They lied and fucked it up....they still lie. They knew exactly what they were doing.

I got so confused when random ppl would call and V would respond like he knew them for forever but I’m literally seeing these people for the first time

I'm gonna buy the Complete Edition for $14.99 during a PSN sale in 3 years.

"There's no choice" . . . Having only one mission and then the final mission be important literally means no choice, just because you can decide the ending on the last fucking segment does not make all the other 99% have meaning

Fun fact: When I played the first time through on PS4, I couldn't get choked up at Jackie's death bc his facial expression kept glitching from his dying face to his happy and alive face. It was so weird it totally killed that scene even though I could tell it was a really heavy moment

“Wait, your game had faces?” I literally laughed out loud.

Imagine the condition of the game back in November 2019 and again in April 2020...

Cancel Multiplayer. Shouldn't ever be released. 100% of the focus needs to be fixing the game (what should've been done to begin with)

There's literally thousands of random food items scattered randomly to make the environment look and feel more "full" and they all do the same thing, but have different skins, which you cant even use during a fight. I'm not even sure why npcs let you buy alcohol that acts as a debuff and have it go directly into your inventory. Why can't you just buy alcohol at a bar and just get some kind of drinking animation instead? Why are there braindances you can purchase and can't even use because it's "incompatible with your software"? Why the fuck are there so many useless items in this game?

I would like to see Principal Joe and his Failed student that later became "Corporate commander" in a review crossover someday. 🤣

To be completly honest and supportive to OJ, Rogue is pretty hot for her age.

Multiplayer can stay right where it is. Imagine everyone running around with Comrade's Hammers and legendary Mantis Blades. I don't think it would be fun.

The principle sketch was so well done because you didnt even have to tell a joke. The situation is relatable and funny on its own. But then you added the drug angle and EA and it made it even more funny.

Alex is right, this was UNACCEPTABLE. That apology was a pat on the head after getting SLAPPED in the face

I don't know if I've been this disappointed in something since I found out I was adopted when I was 8

Dude it’s so sad to say, but playing this game just makes me feel sad and bored

honestly at the end of the day it just felt like I was playing a Deus Ex game without all the charm

The ripperdoc idea with changing your body too much and looking crazy: they did that in Borderlands the Pre Sequel with Wilhelm, as you get more abilities you look more and more robotic

The bugs didn’t even annoy me, the cut content and false advertising however that just annoyed me so much.

lol, the irony of making an anti-corporation, anti-predatory capitalism game, and then be practicing shit only worst corporations do, and being absolutely predatory, squeezing people to save your trimester... oh the irony!!!

Crowbcat gives me a reason to live. His video was hilarious until you realize just how bad the state of affairs is. Truly masterful artwork

FYI, the intro missions for each way of life were probably put in near the end side of the development because you have a HUD before you get the eye upgrade. The script with the Doc doesnt make sense since he says "now you should see an ammo count" but I already could see my ammo count beforehand?

Gamers: "You were supposed to destroy Bethesda NOT JOIN THEM!!!"

11:50 This point Alex makes is a pretty solid way to test for empathy As in, people who make that argument don't care about anyone but themselves

"Keep it positive" I am positive Joe is gonna lose his shit once he reads Schrier's expose.

They didn’t finish the game because they were too busy hanging out with Keanu Reeves

There needs to be more interactivity with night city. At the moment, everything is just a menu. Food venders, menu. Ripper doc, menu. Gun shop, menu. Fast travel, menu.

This whole situation has kinda made me irrationally angry at CDPR and I am kinda on a crusade path against them right now which is just leaving comments saying that corporations aren,t your friends now will they ever be

I may be drunk but Alex saying "space balls and the quest for more money" is funny asf.

"I want the game that they originally promised" - that. Don't care about multiplayer or DLCs for now. I want a functional game with no bugs, trains instead of the lame fast travel boxes, meaningful cybermods, ripperdoc animations, much better enemy and NPC AI, cops that don't spawn out of thin air, 3rd person cutscenes, deeper customization of both the character and habitat and expanded "lifepath exclusive" missions/dialogue options. Everything else can wait.

Ever notice how Joe's face looks like a mix between other Joe and Alex?

I love how OJ and Alex have their own mini inside jokes, like the whole "I mentioned the height thing" and "I bet you did (the sex quest)

I’ve never understood the hype about CDPR to begin with,like i mean how many great games did they even made?Only one i suppose. I’ve been laughing my ass of when some people were talking that they’re going to dethrone Rockstar or something like that.

I don't care about the multiplayer. I just want it fixed and missing features to be put back in the game.

I told my girlfriend that Jackie died and she said “who’s Jackie”. I thought to myself and realized I didn’t even know who Jackie was. They didn’t give us anytime to find out who he is.

My favorite quest line was with the detective guy, very immersive and I actually CARED about getting this bad guy lol I also felt creeped out at time, good job!

7 months later and well.....

The worst thing about this game for me was how they spoiled Jackie's death in one of the trailers.

"Merchandising, merchandising, MERCHANDISING!!!" "CYBERPUNK: THE BREAKFAST CEREAL!!!"

I was having fun with the game until I found out how much was cut. Now I feel dumb playing a partial game...

I couldn't do "little man big mouth" quest, the giver was bugged standing on his seat

“I kept trying to convince myself that they’ll fix it.”

When I heard "When it's ready." I thought about Duke Nukem Forever.

It feels nice to see AJ more involved in the news segments and reviews now, I'm glad he's in a better place

The A.I. is worse than the Zigerion's simulation in Rick and Morty.

One thing I don't like about this game is that the "factions" are useless. Like I would have loved to join The Mox. Or just join something so I can be a part of something, but there is none of that.

I’m guessing the “dlc” is going to be some of the cut content.

Alex could not have said it better: "I'd rather have 12 year olds type mean things at me for 12 hours than play cyberpunk ever again." hahaha, so TRUE and so REAL

honestly though the bugs arent even the whole of the issues with cyberpunk, its issues are deep rooted in its structure and outcomes, there are many promised things that still have yet to be implemented, things the devs promised throughout advertising and so much of it was lack luster. How the city functions, reactions & operations of civilians, so many open world city mechanics that games like GTA have had decades to smooth out and polish, whereas cyberpunk is still at square 1 in its format and foundation, & with all the hype around it and the direction it took, it came out half baked and sort of contrived, instead of staying true to itself as cliche as it sounds, it went hollywood with keanu and forced a game surrounding him i think to kinda make up for its shortcomings, Hoping the worlds favorite man would rub off some magic on the game and people would be forgiving, because well, Keanu's in it.. .. They should of brought in some Rockstar devs part time or team of open world guidance directors, because Honestly for the "Future of gaming" it might be set in the future, but it acutally seems like the first game a dev makes after doing something completely opposite for so long, and it shows tremendously. It really seems like they were out of their element in this game, and just TRYING to keep the nuts and bolts from breaking or popping out & honestly the story and universe of The Witcher was already a win, it had a solid framework and foundation behind it that was layed out on a platter and it just needed devs to build it and flesh it out... Whereas Cyberpunk needed the foundation and framework MADE and built, the idea of the game was only an outline of potentiality, and They put waaaaaay too much coal in that hype train and promised, and said too much, & it derailed.. Cyberpunk will never recover.. but hey, these are just my opinions, im sure other people would disagree.

also it kinda bothers me that no matter how high my body stat is, v always looks hella scrawny

“I’m playing cyberpunk on my nasa supercomputer and I’m having a blast!”

Honestly when the first Watch Dogs game does police chases better than your game you have a big problem lol.

I didn't experience that many glitches playing on pc; and when I did see them they weren't game breaking/didn't interfere with my ability to play the game. Since I was lucky, my issues were mostly with the story, the decisions, and the elements that are supposed to immerse you in the world. I tried to do most of the side missions and optional quests but the world still felt kind of empty, the game feels like a long rollercoaster ride; You can change your position, what your wearing, whether you hold on or put your hands in the air and who is on the cart with you but in the end the rollercoaster smashes into a wall.

In case anyone was wondering, the cheerleader skit is from their review of Lollipop Chainsaw.

14:50 Joe following the theme of Cyberpunk and getting bugged for a split second lol

I want the replayability. Done everything in the game, and replaying it would not be that different.

20:43 "He slept with an old lady" *huge grin*

Alex telling it like it is is so refreshing.

“You had faces in your game” had me going that was hilarious lol

I really liked V as a character. I'd hope the expansion continues his story with Panam as the travel the badlands looking for a cure. They could flesh out the vehicles and add customization. Hoping for a mad max kinda thing.

Alex has the right frame of mind for all this. Joe and Other Joe are just way too forgiving on it.

I love these extended discussions SO MUCH, I hope we get more of them more often. Especially since I'm sure they're massively easier+faster to make

"What would multiplayer be then?" Money printer.

31:23 OJ and Alex disappear for a split second while Joe is talking about rouge A.I's

My favourite multiplayer type is cooperative, PvE. In a roleplaying game, MP often is incredibly fun in a team up scenario.

Honestly CDPR needs to scrap multi-player, the foundation set for the single player can still be realized, after the patches, bug fixes and next gen upgrade they need to sit down and pull a no man's sky, this game has the potiential to become another fallout new Vegas in terms of replay ability. It really disappoints me when I see all the cut content in this game. What this game needs is a renovation, we don't need multi-player.

i still feel stings me that Jackies death is certain. the trailers made me think that your choices or skill would determine big character deaths like that

This came and left my mind faster than any "rpg" I've ever played.. Alex said it perfectly. Such a disappointment for all gamers (and I did have some fun with it)

"It gave me depression for a week. 6/10."

DLC: Jackie´s story!

who else was disappointed when the game literally started to fast forward years, like it’s kinda hard to feel connected to a character when you miss half the fucking story..

It's December 9th 2021 and cyberpunk 2077 still isn't fixed it's still a broken glitchy mess This game utterly ruined any and all respect I had for CDPR

Cyberpunk 2077 turned me into a retro gamer, I'm playing half life now.

The city design is beautiful but needs a lot of things that adds to inmersion (better npc ia and daily routines, interaction with street vendors, animations for riperdocs like the 2018 demo, better police system, tatoo and barber shops, car customization, minigames and more)

I wish I had more time with Jackie..drinking, racing, shopping and more missions

I'm still waiting to play it for the first time with the current gen patches for my ps5.... Over 1 year later 😒

I bought this game day one of launch and played it for two days. My first impression on PS4 is that this is the best PS2 game I have ever seen!

I wanted this to be a “rags to riches” type of game. Not a Johnny Silverhand game. I think I had the most fun just doing the beginning missions with Jackie because it felt like I was actually grinding my way up to the major leagues of night city. I still think the game is amazing as it is now, but it’s just not as good as it could’ve been and that hurts the most.

Remember to never bring up the "H" word around OJ. I'm 5'4. I can relate..

It's kinda strange to expect a happy ending, when playing as a mass murderer lol

Music too. Cyberpunk's soundtrack slaps.

"It didn't happen to me so it's not real" well damn Alex that's half the country about just about everything nowadays 😐

"What would multiplayer be then?" Utterly imbalanced and broken. Getting shot through solid cover, because weapons like widowmaker or Blyatrevolver exist? Yeah not nice. A weapon with homing bullets that can aim for headshots? Not nice either. Multiplayer have to completly rebalanced or outright ban some weapons(-types). I am hoping CD Red scrap that idea of a maybe GTAlike multiplayer here.

I got an interesting ending. I became a legend in Night City as queen of the Afterlife, Judy broke up with me while we lived in a luxury apartment, and V killed herself by flying into space and de-pressurizing her suit while outside her ship. I dunno if that was a good ending or not so I'll consider it "poignant" and leave it at that. I won't pick up the game again until the bugs keeping me from completing the game 100% are fixed and more things to do are added to Night City. I love how combat feels (especially with double-jump making combat feel like a slower-paced DOOM experience) so I did most of those encounters, but there's one question mark in Watson I think which is stuck inside a building I can't enter, so what's the point of continuing to play post-main story if I can't do everything? There's actually less variety of things to do in Night City than there was in San Andreas in GTA V, and I thought that place underwhelmed. Golf and tennis are pointless and not exactly fun in GTA V but at least they're there. This is from the same company that put the most enjoyable diversion of all time in The Witcher 3, so I'm fucking confused. The crafting system sucks and is pointless. Even the less useful skills in The Witcher 3 were fun to at least experiment with. Patch 1.2 is coming and it's going to improve police AI, allow you to steer cars out of stuck situations, improve how vehicles handle (with a steering sensitivity slider), and fix accidental dodging, but that doesn't count as new content for me so I'll stick with DOOM Eternal and Hades, two games from last year that have been terrific from day 1

"yeah I'll probably buy it" Heard loud and clear. ..nothing will change then.