Yes. The conditions keep me sane. I need stability. My love is conditional as well.
@Dopplerdefective4 ай бұрын
It's all I've ever wanted
@AmazingAutist4 ай бұрын
That last shot with Cleo in the background. "She's just _standing_ there... _MENACINGLY!!"_
@geolassx57554 ай бұрын
I saw that too!
@jomlta4 ай бұрын
The delivery is frickin GOLD. I love your videos ❤
@MadameM.4 ай бұрын
I'm not sure, but I think I saw their counterpart long dog worm video: "are humans for you?"
@Dreamingroses934 ай бұрын
Long dog worm 😂😂😂😂😂
@emmar83294 ай бұрын
Do you want to be responsible for the mental health of a creature that looks like Slenderman? 😂😂😂
@ladyzeit5124 ай бұрын
Omfg I'm DEAD
@monarenegadelisa4 ай бұрын
…. Now that I’ve been asked, maybe I do want this. 😂
@hey_thatsmyname4 ай бұрын
Cleo's disembodied head quietly judging the shit out of you in that last shot is the best part.
@kjaxthegrate4 ай бұрын
They are always lurking like the demons that only move when you stop looking
@teutonicsniper25024 ай бұрын
Weeping angels
@TheOtherSteel4 ай бұрын
You tell hilarious jokes about your dogs, but I see you. You love those doggies, because they stole your heart, and keep it hostage in a Swiss bank. (That's me trying to tell a connected joke.)
@amparotaminez75034 ай бұрын
Not the slenderman comparison...
@cattjohn3934 ай бұрын
I have an italian greyhound and I have learned to always save my receipts.
@samlynn16524 ай бұрын
So... how is this different from living with my cat?
@WesleyFiles4 ай бұрын
Long
@Liz426124 ай бұрын
They is longgggggggggg
@janegardener16624 ай бұрын
Cats stay home. Dogs want to go everywhere you go.
@parthianarrow58743 ай бұрын
Size-wise it's gremlins vs gargoyles. Software stays the same.
@LobstersLobstersАй бұрын
these can dunk on any dog at the local park
@brendandwyer764 ай бұрын
Actually, I Am interested in joining a cult.
@SupportMensMentalHealth4 ай бұрын
The cult of sighthound ownership is like scientology, once you join it becomes your life 😂 there's no escape from these pointy faced noodles once you give in
@interdimensionalsteve81724 ай бұрын
Sighthound owner here (a saluki mix) and yes to all of these things 100% and then some! Wouldn't want it any other way.
@SupportMensMentalHealth4 ай бұрын
Had shitehounds for nearly 20 years, wouldn't have it any other way either. My saluki mix is flat on his back roaching and my deerhound is matching him. Love these dogs too much. Have you seen any of Richard skipworth art? Look him up he's so funny.
@jaybird03124 ай бұрын
She's just standing there... menacingly!!!
@saanak74214 ай бұрын
Abby is my true form.
@Ian-mj4pt4 ай бұрын
Love cleo and her expressive ears 😅😅😅Abby with her always worried look also takes the cake😅😅😅
@geolassx57554 ай бұрын
I've been lucky enough to have 3 of these creatures. The amount of love I got from 3 Russian Wolfhounds is mind boggling to me. They ask for so little in return!
@AmazingAutist4 ай бұрын
Only your soul!
@geolassx57554 ай бұрын
Oh, I forgot that part and some times bathroom calls in the middle of the night. I used to accuse my 'Zoi & JRTs of trying on my clothes & jewelry while I was at work. Such a mess! Eventually a mutual truce was negotiated on my side. Truce was broken the next day, also this time the kitchen too. No offer of help across the board
@OneBiasedOpinion4 ай бұрын
You consider your firstborn to be a small price?
@sixteezchild3 ай бұрын
We have had scenthounds since 2006, bloodhounds! Hounddogs just RULE!!!
@JRoss-zxzx4 ай бұрын
I think I'll just live the sighthound life vicariously through others 😂😂😂
@J0ECRAWF15H4 ай бұрын
long-dogs seem like great fun.
@Steampunkfox1434 ай бұрын
Cleo's just standing there. Menacingly!
@Uhohlisa4 ай бұрын
I love these two lolol
@fignewt91924 ай бұрын
somehow after weeks only just noticed abby’s markings ate brindle and not a quantum shade of simultaneously Black and Brown
@KalynTrubia4 ай бұрын
How is thos not viral, lol
@Soups_should_have_votingrights4 ай бұрын
How do I get one all of those things sound amazing
@julesg87454 ай бұрын
Them standing in the dark corners watching you like cryptids 😂❤
@AnemoneEnemy4 ай бұрын
I am quite interested in joining a cult where do we sign up
@nanduschka4 ай бұрын
your humour is top tier❤
@jansilloway3254 ай бұрын
“Slender man” 😅I’m dying and can’t stop thinking about it.
@HyruletheCheetah4 ай бұрын
"Let me do it for youuuu"
@NottyAries4 ай бұрын
"With receipts." Because you're words mean nothing!😂😂😂
@ashrowan21434 ай бұрын
For people who havent had them honestly best description of an average sighthound its like if a cat was super clingy and the size of a dog. They are capable of learning you just have to convince them its worth their time
@LC-le9ew4 ай бұрын
Once you join the sighthound cult…YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE…and I’m ok with that.
@urszulalewkowicz45764 ай бұрын
Our bestest insane narrator❤
@Shoobe4 ай бұрын
You are genuinely so fucking funny, it's unreal
@annanelsen3734 ай бұрын
No I would not want to see that next to my bed at night
@adeer874 ай бұрын
You don’t want slenderdog watching you all night unblinkingly?
@SupportMensMentalHealth4 ай бұрын
I have had sighthounds for nearly 20 years, I couldn't have another type of dog ever. I've had whippets, greyhounds, lurchers, longdogs and a scottissh deerhound. I would love a borzoi. Abby amd clio are completely wonderful. Both girls are lovely
@janegardener16624 ай бұрын
I think you get hooked on certain kinds of dogs early on in life, which is why most people are labrador or retriever people. My family always had terriers and I will have those little dirt-digging, fence-fighting, rat-shaking rascals til my last day.
@ashrowan21434 ай бұрын
Yep, I recently realised I'm pretty sure I'm a sighthound person we've had dogs almost my whole life(this has been the first time we've gone a whole year without having a dog while I've been alive) two of the four dogs we've had where part Irish Wolfhound one was half that half maremma and the other had mystery in her. Both of them got almost all of their behaviours from the Irish Wolfhound in them and they were just fantastic dogs
@christineadams10314 ай бұрын
I look forward to your videos every day.
@dericksnyder47574 ай бұрын
"Do you want to be responsible for the mental health of a creature that looks like slenderman..." This dropped me. Like Derick.exe has stopped working. I would have a heart attack if I ran into a Borzoi in the forrest at night.
@meredithheath52724 ай бұрын
Don't care for the dialogue, but the dogs are gorgeous!
@dianabeurman3644 ай бұрын
THESE TWO ARE SO FUNNY!
@rachelc83684 ай бұрын
A creature that looks like slenderman lmaooo
@beverlygoddard43074 ай бұрын
They are pretty critters and fun too. 😅
@YouTubeEnjoyer6474 ай бұрын
The dog stared at the camera at the beginning, at the perfect time. 😂
@jsthecat4 ай бұрын
I have a sight hound and I love her so❤
@deep1534 ай бұрын
That CULT sounds intriguing
@ConWWW3 ай бұрын
My greyhound is my dumbass ward, science project, and landlord. 🙏🏻 sighthound gang
@Bostonceltics13694 ай бұрын
All love is conditional 😅 ❤
@LetsGoooLesbians4 ай бұрын
YES ABSOLUTELY!!! I’ve owned sighthounds my whole life (lurchers, longdogs, salukis, whippets), and I could never imagine life with a different kind of dog! They are so strange, but that’s why I love these little freaks 💕 As I type this, my current longdog is staring at me as if I’ve committed every sin known to mankind ⚫️👄⚫️
@geolassx57554 ай бұрын
So true
@SupportMensMentalHealth4 ай бұрын
My two are roaching on my sofa like pointy faced book ends. I've a saluki x greyhound and scottish deerhound. I miss my whippet and greyhound so I'm trying to con hubby we have room for 1 more (there's always room for 1 more) 😂
@LetsGoooLesbians4 ай бұрын
@@SupportMensMentalHealth haha, you can never have too many sighthounds!!!
@mikewolf72883 ай бұрын
I'll never get lost because my wifht hound will always be able to see where I am :)
@jazznazz42034 ай бұрын
OMFG IM EARLY 🫢Uh uh what do I say uuuhh….Hi. You have beautiful boba eyes Cleo👁️ 👄 👁️
@toshirodragon2 күн бұрын
My schnauzer demands to know why my breath smells of steak when I come home so I doubt a sighthound is any worse😂
@TheFrostASMR4 ай бұрын
If you pay attention Cleo is always staring somewhere in the video 😭😭
@Staple_Tapeworms4 ай бұрын
Wow I knew you mentioned that they stare but I didnt realize they stare and do that weird pose
@mayaoliver2804 ай бұрын
Just yes ❤
@1MinuteFlipDoc4 ай бұрын
snoots!!
@Vohalika4 ай бұрын
The family dog used to try and trade stuffed animals for used diapers. Or sometimes the whole baby.
@user-sj4sg8jo4e4 ай бұрын
LeMMe dO iT FOR YOU
@AnarchoShark4 ай бұрын
Do you have any tips on finding ethical noodle breeders? ❤️❤️❤️
@wafflehousewitch4 ай бұрын
Slenderman 😂 💀
@laurelhillyer3274 ай бұрын
😊 ok❣️❣️🥰❣️
@raghavk22814 ай бұрын
Yes to all
@Moonpie904 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, I already trade my lifesavings for my greyhounds stuffed animals
@theresabarreras47752 ай бұрын
Yes to all of the above. Where do I sign?
@bkk19964 ай бұрын
I've never much been one for cults, but this cult is entrancing... almost like I'm being telepathically brainwashed by certain slenderman looking creature
@bodunk2k4 ай бұрын
you gotta give treatos upon return it's part of the agreement of allowing you to leave yes they LET you go.
@nancya.nelson58104 ай бұрын
I guess you love yourhusband...theBorzoi man
@Alitlittlehedgehog4 ай бұрын
As for the navagation... they are sight hounds...
@shaunmullen61004 ай бұрын
is the voice AI generated its funny as hell..
@dianaring36594 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@SemeZuk3 ай бұрын
Yes
@eveathome4 ай бұрын
Abby’s breath looks like it smells like old socks 😂 respectfully
@90w30n4 ай бұрын
Nah, I'm good, I have a 30-year old Amazon parrot. Just switch "Slender Man" with "Velociraptor."
@Takamiko224 ай бұрын
They're like this 🧍♀️ you know what I mean??
@hgraham18364 ай бұрын
Hahahahah oh my
@ilovechonkyrats4 ай бұрын
I swear they re just cats in desguise...cause i have cats amd o said yes to all of these
@ashrowan21434 ай бұрын
Sighthounds are super cat-like. It's why people always accuse them of being dumb, they are expecting more dog-like behaviour when it comes to training. Sighthounds are smart enough to learn basically anything you can teach any other breed of dog you just have to convince them it's worth their while and most of the time you being happy with them is not enough incentive
@joeyj68084 ай бұрын
Forget all that. I don't know how you can afford to feed them both! Somehow I doubt they would eat Purina Cheap Chow...
@fishbiter94094 ай бұрын
Is it called a wind hound because when you press your ear against their head you hear the sound of wind going through a cave?
@dariennedykes6784 ай бұрын
Uhm.. yes
@MearnieToon4 ай бұрын
Get a scent hound and be sniff attacked every time you come home and there better not be any unapproved smells or their will be consequences. And don’t live that empty Hersey kiss tinfoil in your pocket because you will bleed
@Kap85lan4 ай бұрын
Shut up and take my money
@TG-kh3sl4 ай бұрын
Do ypu want to be responsible for the mental health of a creature that looks like Slenderman? 🤣
@mikefitzgerald184 ай бұрын
Abby has the most boopable nose on all of the internet
@catchmeintherye21024 ай бұрын
You should write a book. Your belletristic talents are wasted in interior design.