Yes. The conditions keep me sane. I need stability. My love is conditional as well.
@Dopplerdefective5 ай бұрын
It's all I've ever wanted
@AmazingAutist5 ай бұрын
That last shot with Cleo in the background. "She's just _standing_ there... _MENACINGLY!!"_
@geolassx57555 ай бұрын
I saw that too!
@MadameM.5 ай бұрын
I'm not sure, but I think I saw their counterpart long dog worm video: "are humans for you?"
@Dreamingroses934 ай бұрын
Long dog worm 😂😂😂😂😂
@emmar83295 ай бұрын
Do you want to be responsible for the mental health of a creature that looks like Slenderman? 😂😂😂
@ladyzeit5124 ай бұрын
Omfg I'm DEAD
@monarenegadelisa4 ай бұрын
…. Now that I’ve been asked, maybe I do want this. 😂
@jomlta5 ай бұрын
The delivery is frickin GOLD. I love your videos ❤
@kjaxthegrate5 ай бұрын
They are always lurking like the demons that only move when you stop looking
@teutonicsniper25024 ай бұрын
Weeping angels
@amparotaminez75035 ай бұрын
Not the slenderman comparison...
@cattjohn3935 ай бұрын
I have an italian greyhound and I have learned to always save my receipts.
@hey_thatsmyname5 ай бұрын
Cleo's disembodied head quietly judging the shit out of you in that last shot is the best part.
@TheOtherSteel5 ай бұрын
You tell hilarious jokes about your dogs, but I see you. You love those doggies, because they stole your heart, and keep it hostage in a Swiss bank. (That's me trying to tell a connected joke.)
@brendandwyer765 ай бұрын
Actually, I Am interested in joining a cult.
@SupportMensMentalHealth5 ай бұрын
The cult of sighthound ownership is like scientology, once you join it becomes your life 😂 there's no escape from these pointy faced noodles once you give in
@samlynn16525 ай бұрын
So... how is this different from living with my cat?
@WesleyFiles5 ай бұрын
Long
@Liz426125 ай бұрын
They is longgggggggggg
@janegardener16624 ай бұрын
Cats stay home. Dogs want to go everywhere you go.
@parthianarrow58743 ай бұрын
Size-wise it's gremlins vs gargoyles. Software stays the same.
@LobstersLobsters2 ай бұрын
these can dunk on any dog at the local park
@jaybird03125 ай бұрын
She's just standing there... menacingly!!!
@interdimensionalsteve81725 ай бұрын
Sighthound owner here (a saluki mix) and yes to all of these things 100% and then some! Wouldn't want it any other way.
@SupportMensMentalHealth5 ай бұрын
Had shitehounds for nearly 20 years, wouldn't have it any other way either. My saluki mix is flat on his back roaching and my deerhound is matching him. Love these dogs too much. Have you seen any of Richard skipworth art? Look him up he's so funny.
@saanak74215 ай бұрын
Abby is my true form.
@JRoss-zxzx5 ай бұрын
I think I'll just live the sighthound life vicariously through others 😂😂😂
@Ian-mj4pt5 ай бұрын
Love cleo and her expressive ears 😅😅😅Abby with her always worried look also takes the cake😅😅😅
@geolassx57555 ай бұрын
I've been lucky enough to have 3 of these creatures. The amount of love I got from 3 Russian Wolfhounds is mind boggling to me. They ask for so little in return!
@AmazingAutist5 ай бұрын
Only your soul!
@geolassx57555 ай бұрын
Oh, I forgot that part and some times bathroom calls in the middle of the night. I used to accuse my 'Zoi & JRTs of trying on my clothes & jewelry while I was at work. Such a mess! Eventually a mutual truce was negotiated on my side. Truce was broken the next day, also this time the kitchen too. No offer of help across the board
@OneBiasedOpinion4 ай бұрын
You consider your firstborn to be a small price?
@sixteezchild3 ай бұрын
We have had scenthounds since 2006, bloodhounds! Hounddogs just RULE!!!
@Uhohlisa5 ай бұрын
I love these two lolol
@Steampunkfox1435 ай бұрын
Cleo's just standing there. Menacingly!
@J0ECRAWF15H5 ай бұрын
long-dogs seem like great fun.
@fignewt91925 ай бұрын
somehow after weeks only just noticed abby’s markings ate brindle and not a quantum shade of simultaneously Black and Brown
@KalynTrubia5 ай бұрын
How is thos not viral, lol
@Soups_should_have_votingrights5 ай бұрын
How do I get one all of those things sound amazing
@julesg87454 ай бұрын
Them standing in the dark corners watching you like cryptids 😂❤
@AnemoneEnemy5 ай бұрын
I am quite interested in joining a cult where do we sign up
@NottyAries4 ай бұрын
"With receipts." Because you're words mean nothing!😂😂😂
@jansilloway3254 ай бұрын
“Slender man” 😅I’m dying and can’t stop thinking about it.
@HyruletheCheetah5 ай бұрын
"Let me do it for youuuu"
@LC-le9ew5 ай бұрын
Once you join the sighthound cult…YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE…and I’m ok with that.
@nanduschka5 ай бұрын
your humour is top tier❤
@dericksnyder47574 ай бұрын
"Do you want to be responsible for the mental health of a creature that looks like slenderman..." This dropped me. Like Derick.exe has stopped working. I would have a heart attack if I ran into a Borzoi in the forrest at night.
@Shoobe4 ай бұрын
You are genuinely so fucking funny, it's unreal
@YouTubeEnjoyer6474 ай бұрын
The dog stared at the camera at the beginning, at the perfect time. 😂
@rachelc83685 ай бұрын
A creature that looks like slenderman lmaooo
@ashrowan21434 ай бұрын
For people who havent had them honestly best description of an average sighthound its like if a cat was super clingy and the size of a dog. They are capable of learning you just have to convince them its worth their time
@dianabeurman3644 ай бұрын
THESE TWO ARE SO FUNNY!
@SupportMensMentalHealth5 ай бұрын
I have had sighthounds for nearly 20 years, I couldn't have another type of dog ever. I've had whippets, greyhounds, lurchers, longdogs and a scottissh deerhound. I would love a borzoi. Abby amd clio are completely wonderful. Both girls are lovely
@janegardener16624 ай бұрын
I think you get hooked on certain kinds of dogs early on in life, which is why most people are labrador or retriever people. My family always had terriers and I will have those little dirt-digging, fence-fighting, rat-shaking rascals til my last day.
@ashrowan21434 ай бұрын
Yep, I recently realised I'm pretty sure I'm a sighthound person we've had dogs almost my whole life(this has been the first time we've gone a whole year without having a dog while I've been alive) two of the four dogs we've had where part Irish Wolfhound one was half that half maremma and the other had mystery in her. Both of them got almost all of their behaviours from the Irish Wolfhound in them and they were just fantastic dogs
@beverlygoddard43074 ай бұрын
They are pretty critters and fun too. 😅
@deep1535 ай бұрын
That CULT sounds intriguing
@urszulalewkowicz45765 ай бұрын
Our bestest insane narrator❤
@ConWWW3 ай бұрын
My greyhound is my dumbass ward, science project, and landlord. 🙏🏻 sighthound gang
@TheFrostASMR4 ай бұрын
If you pay attention Cleo is always staring somewhere in the video 😭😭
@mikewolf72883 ай бұрын
I'll never get lost because my wifht hound will always be able to see where I am :)
@annanelsen3735 ай бұрын
No I would not want to see that next to my bed at night
@adeer875 ай бұрын
You don’t want slenderdog watching you all night unblinkingly?
@christineadams10315 ай бұрын
I look forward to your videos every day.
@Staple_Tapeworms4 ай бұрын
Wow I knew you mentioned that they stare but I didnt realize they stare and do that weird pose
@toshirodragon7 күн бұрын
My schnauzer demands to know why my breath smells of steak when I come home so I doubt a sighthound is any worse😂
@meredithheath52724 ай бұрын
Don't care for the dialogue, but the dogs are gorgeous!
@Bostonceltics13694 ай бұрын
All love is conditional 😅 ❤
@jsthecat4 ай бұрын
I have a sight hound and I love her so❤
@LetsGoooLesbians5 ай бұрын
YES ABSOLUTELY!!! I’ve owned sighthounds my whole life (lurchers, longdogs, salukis, whippets), and I could never imagine life with a different kind of dog! They are so strange, but that’s why I love these little freaks 💕 As I type this, my current longdog is staring at me as if I’ve committed every sin known to mankind ⚫️👄⚫️
@geolassx57555 ай бұрын
So true
@SupportMensMentalHealth5 ай бұрын
My two are roaching on my sofa like pointy faced book ends. I've a saluki x greyhound and scottish deerhound. I miss my whippet and greyhound so I'm trying to con hubby we have room for 1 more (there's always room for 1 more) 😂
@LetsGoooLesbians5 ай бұрын
@@SupportMensMentalHealth haha, you can never have too many sighthounds!!!
@Vohalika5 ай бұрын
The family dog used to try and trade stuffed animals for used diapers. Or sometimes the whole baby.
@1MinuteFlipDoc5 ай бұрын
snoots!!
@user-sj4sg8jo4e5 ай бұрын
LeMMe dO iT FOR YOU
@bkk19964 ай бұрын
I've never much been one for cults, but this cult is entrancing... almost like I'm being telepathically brainwashed by certain slenderman looking creature
@wafflehousewitch4 ай бұрын
Slenderman 😂 💀
@Moonpie904 ай бұрын
Jokes on you, I already trade my lifesavings for my greyhounds stuffed animals
@jazznazz42035 ай бұрын
OMFG IM EARLY 🫢Uh uh what do I say uuuhh….Hi. You have beautiful boba eyes Cleo👁️ 👄 👁️
@theresabarreras47752 ай бұрын
Yes to all of the above. Where do I sign?
@AnarchoShark5 ай бұрын
Do you have any tips on finding ethical noodle breeders? ❤️❤️❤️
@nancya.nelson58105 ай бұрын
I guess you love yourhusband...theBorzoi man
@mayaoliver2804 ай бұрын
Just yes ❤
@UKNod34 ай бұрын
is the voice AI generated its funny as hell..
@laurelhillyer3274 ай бұрын
😊 ok❣️❣️🥰❣️
@Alitlittlehedgehog4 ай бұрын
As for the navagation... they are sight hounds...
@raghavk22814 ай бұрын
Yes to all
@bodunk2k4 ай бұрын
you gotta give treatos upon return it's part of the agreement of allowing you to leave yes they LET you go.
@eveathome5 ай бұрын
Abby’s breath looks like it smells like old socks 😂 respectfully
@90w30n5 ай бұрын
Nah, I'm good, I have a 30-year old Amazon parrot. Just switch "Slender Man" with "Velociraptor."
@Takamiko225 ай бұрын
They're like this 🧍♀️ you know what I mean??
@SemeZuk3 ай бұрын
Yes
@dianaring36594 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@hgraham18365 ай бұрын
Hahahahah oh my
@fishbiter94094 ай бұрын
Is it called a wind hound because when you press your ear against their head you hear the sound of wind going through a cave?
@ilovechonkyrats4 ай бұрын
I swear they re just cats in desguise...cause i have cats amd o said yes to all of these
@ashrowan21434 ай бұрын
Sighthounds are super cat-like. It's why people always accuse them of being dumb, they are expecting more dog-like behaviour when it comes to training. Sighthounds are smart enough to learn basically anything you can teach any other breed of dog you just have to convince them it's worth their while and most of the time you being happy with them is not enough incentive
@joeyj68084 ай бұрын
Forget all that. I don't know how you can afford to feed them both! Somehow I doubt they would eat Purina Cheap Chow...
@dariennedykes6784 ай бұрын
Uhm.. yes
@mikefitzgerald184 ай бұрын
Abby has the most boopable nose on all of the internet
@Kap85lan4 ай бұрын
Shut up and take my money
@MearnieToon4 ай бұрын
Get a scent hound and be sniff attacked every time you come home and there better not be any unapproved smells or their will be consequences. And don’t live that empty Hersey kiss tinfoil in your pocket because you will bleed
@TG-kh3sl4 ай бұрын
Do ypu want to be responsible for the mental health of a creature that looks like Slenderman? 🤣
@yeshuagunther48199 сағат бұрын
Abby.. I love you.. but I can smell your breath 6 months later and through a screen.
@catchmeintherye21025 ай бұрын
You should write a book. Your belletristic talents are wasted in interior design.