Artie's Chocolate Milk Rant

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mattzane227

11 жыл бұрын

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@prestomatic1989 9 жыл бұрын

One of the greatest speeches of man kind hands down.

@bart4543 7 жыл бұрын

was thinking the same thing

@peterpignatello6165 4 жыл бұрын

Forget gettysburg address, agreed

@RaoulDuke77 7 жыл бұрын

No one can rant like Artie, God bless ya Art.

@shawz10 10 жыл бұрын

quite possibly Artie's best bit ever.

@westfield90 4 жыл бұрын

Classic. Artie is one of the greatest storytellers out there

@edub9930 5 ай бұрын

A 45 year old man havong a meltdown over chocolate milk. Priceless

@johnf1979 5 жыл бұрын

Oh my God I cannot express just how much I miss this show, I pray Artie finally gets better and does something similar to this. I mean at 7:57 he calls 2 attractive blonde twins scumbags for ruining his chocolate milk LMAO

@guitarplayer30001 Жыл бұрын

haha

@cokacowboy 10 жыл бұрын

Artie was totally doing a howard stern-esq bit with shitting on his employees but he actually did It it good and it was hilarious lol

@Doomreb 8 жыл бұрын

+Sam Bogart he did a ton of howard stuff. still liked the show cause i like artie. he didn't totally howard it up. man its sad how much different howard is now. incredible. im also glad artie doesn't have the same insecurities that howard has so we get to hear arties voice naturally, not like howard's super bass mic to make him sound so deep.

@JSalonsky 7 жыл бұрын

This was Artie's stern show! It was soooo funnyy

@BootlegFightVideo 4 жыл бұрын

Right up there with his rant on Bob Levy trolling the Internet for naive pale girls to pretend they are into fat guys.

@destinyfet 4 жыл бұрын

Direct TV should bring back the Artie Lange Show!

@loveydovey4u 10 жыл бұрын

RIP artie lange show

@EddieMush 10 жыл бұрын

Jesus christ Artie, lets hit em all while we still got the muscle.

@ephan8357 Жыл бұрын

Artie walking off like he just went yard with that bit. 👏👏

@josereyes1148 5 жыл бұрын

Only a truly funny guy could talk about chocolate milk for 10 min and get me to laugh 20 times. its a shame he cant get it together.

@chrisL0430 Жыл бұрын

Seriously the best moment in entertainment ever. Artie is the best story teller ever

@tedcrilly46 10 жыл бұрын

Flapjack + chocolate milk. The food combination of the gods.

@SassyUnicorn86 6 жыл бұрын

Artie's having a heroin induced choccy milk craving. Don't blame Em

@tubafats100 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know a man on Earth that hasn't had one of those 8:06 moments.

@optimisticoutreach1236 3 жыл бұрын

May God bless you, mattzane227, for bringing this show to us.

@DerekOfRivia 20 күн бұрын

Greatness. I'm always preaching the glory of a good chocolate milk. A&E Whole Choco Milk is #1

@gwmgbwi 9 жыл бұрын

I love how Artie was so critical to Richard about what constitutes a real pizza and then, when it comes to chocolate milk, "Quick" is real. Quick is as much real chocolate milk as Tang is real orange juice.

@Nyack101 6 жыл бұрын

Makes no sense, there is no authentic chocolate milk, no town is known as the Capital of Chocolate milk like NY is known for being the best pizza. dumb anaolgy

@ShintoDizzy 5 жыл бұрын

yeah but quick tastes great

@manifestgtr 6 ай бұрын

lol wtf…I didn’t know there were chocolate milk connoisseurs out there. How you even remember that and make the connection to claim hypocrisy is completely beyond me

@cleansing413 10 жыл бұрын

this is fuxcking brilliant...

@aveortega7992 Жыл бұрын

I want a glass of chocolate milk now..not just any chocolate milk Artie's chocolate milk!

@branzilla7833 10 жыл бұрын

Try Darigold chocolate milk. A nice chocolate milk taste. Wholesome, not overly thick sweet consistency. Perfect for a chilled glass.

@ducksnhell 6 жыл бұрын

“I’m going to slowly try to break my own neck,” spins his head while saying it is.... Too funny

@WarTheory 5 жыл бұрын

Who’s this guy with the perfect nose?

@aaronaleal 4 жыл бұрын

Mike boschetti

@destinyfet 5 жыл бұрын

The greatest clip ever

@lindamiller6472 5 жыл бұрын

Don't mess with a man's chocolate milk!

@MrGenier 11 жыл бұрын

Loved this...

@destinyfet 2 жыл бұрын

Still the greatest moment

@RobbieMaynardCreates 5 жыл бұрын

The greatest monologue of all time.

@bigbuffguy23 8 жыл бұрын

I can see how Kinison has influenced Artie

@CinemaGulp Жыл бұрын

I am 45 years old now and Artie looks like my father in this clip. I still love him to death though.

@jaeden2806 Жыл бұрын

Rivals Hitler. The twin with the long hair maaaaan goddess

@countdublevay7327 4 жыл бұрын

If Artie would have ANYTHING resembling a wing man through this bit...

@glengofor 10 жыл бұрын

This is awesome as ...

@magic3383 8 ай бұрын

"It was my childhood heroin."

@chingasofarkaso 7 жыл бұрын

These scumbags. Never change, Artie. Be healthy and happy. Thats most important. But don't ever change.

@Scrimparmy 3 жыл бұрын

This is amazing

@kevinc1968 5 жыл бұрын

drinking a chocolate milk as i listen

@jlotballer4449 10 жыл бұрын

great bit

@r3not5 Күн бұрын

I wanted to see them make the chocolate milk. There was a kitchen

@claymationwaves 5 жыл бұрын

sooooooo fine!

@nyspawn9332 Жыл бұрын

Wow his sisters are gorgeous

@Foxbat1155 5 жыл бұрын

Best video on youtube ever

@shellbacksclub 4 жыл бұрын

Nestle's Quik is the worst type of chocolate milk! Really did have a sad childhood!

@michaelmendes7964 10 жыл бұрын

funny guy...... you get a Howard Stern feel out of this bit

@mead_wiki 10 жыл бұрын

best heroin ever?

@lickedbyflames8329 Жыл бұрын

Yes

@SojournItaly 5 жыл бұрын

Unreal. What an incredible talent.

@CarlosCruz-ll5ez 9 жыл бұрын

Artie looks more like 65 here This is what drug addiction does to you. So sad.

@DerekOfRivia 20 күн бұрын

65? Have you seen 65 year olds? At most he looks like a good 55 here.

@randomviewmonitor 11 жыл бұрын

That was funny!

@manwhodrinksbeer 6 жыл бұрын

BTW, for people who haven’t experienced the ol H, he’s on it, it’s that nice euphoric period right after u take it, when everything and everyone is beautiful. U get very small pupils from it, that’s why many people can’t tell. One gets a raspy voice. Just saying, love art, watched this high when it aired. salud!

@joker167able 5 жыл бұрын

He told them!

@mike54996 5 ай бұрын

I wish I could find Artie telling the story of that Apple gig he did. He got kicked out after his first joke. Does anyone remember that one? Or know where I can find it?

@webeewatchin1977 11 ай бұрын

"Chawclate milk"

@1919tompowers 10 жыл бұрын

That girl on the left looks like a blond version of the chick from Indiana Jones and the lost ark.

@AikiDoge 10 жыл бұрын

najs bychyz

@thomaswita1001 6 жыл бұрын

God he's funny 1 of the best

@white6delta Жыл бұрын

"I dont have herion anymore". Yes ya did art lol. He even nodded out on one of these shows lol. Im hoping he's doing well these days.

@destinyfet 4 жыл бұрын

Finest moment in TV

@PatrickBateman1987 7 жыл бұрын

Artie had two oedipal parents.

@brainphelps1994 3 жыл бұрын

artie's impression of the twins was funnier'n sht

@grantking9353 6 жыл бұрын

Best

@albycoppola737 7 жыл бұрын

what are these 2 girls functions on the show?

@MrElephantBeach 7 жыл бұрын

Alby Coppola They were production assistants. Basically did odd jobs.

@piratesfan1995able Жыл бұрын

Jesus christ he's 45 here lol

@jasperbooth6383 5 жыл бұрын

I didnt know he was diabetic, all that alcohol must be painful

@noahschmartz2354 4 жыл бұрын

A performance of Shakespearean magnitude.

@MrRicksym 4 жыл бұрын

still on heroin here

@jg7102 4 жыл бұрын

MrRicksym no shit sherlock.

@thebrassmonkey100 10 жыл бұрын

notice him itching himself the whole time, there are a few videos on here about him being good and high all the way from two years ago, a year ago 6 months ago and even 3 months ago, once a millionaire addict,always a millionaire addict, and trust me, it takes one to know one!

@DerekOfRivia 20 күн бұрын

Who cares though? Apparently no one as I'm the only reply.