Ashens Christmas Special 2013

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10 жыл бұрын

It gets more unsettling every year. Theme for this Christmas 2013: monsters that disguise themselves as humans!
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@MyLittlePwnyta 10 жыл бұрын

As the the innocent robotic dog was dismembered, it let out moans and shrieks of pain, quickly silenced by the cruel hands of Ashens. With it's last yelping cry, a lone tear flowed down my cheek. What a cruel man Ashens is.

@samholdsworth420 4 ай бұрын

Life is cruel Ashens is great

@jambozx 9 жыл бұрын

14:25 "just gonna kill it so it doesn't attack me in my sleep" He doesn't even know how right he is. I got the exact same toy from my grand or grandgrandmother (can't remember which) and loved it till it started automatically starting up at night. It kept doing that till it walked off the shelf and killed itself after numerous tries. As it was my favorite toy I tried to bring it back to life without succes. Maybe it was better that way. This video just brought back those memories.

@harrycook02 9 жыл бұрын

XD rlly?

@jambozx 9 жыл бұрын

harrycook02 yes

@acrazedgunman7716 9 жыл бұрын

Its like with my xbox one scares the shit out of you when microsoft wirelessly turns it on in order to update you do get used to it eventually but until then hide I would say that kinect is creepy but who knows where it sends its 24 hour 7 video but more importantly who cares

@Blue_Sonnet 2 жыл бұрын

I know this is a super old comment but it reminded me of a similar incident from a few years ago. I'm a light sleeper so everything wakes me up. One night I kept hearing whirring and beeping, so at three am I ventured downstairs to the kitchen. The kitchen was being lit up intermittently along with the beeping & whirring, so it took me a minute to force myself to go in. Anyway, turns out that the freaking microwave was just randomly turning itself on and off as I watched. It wasn't digital either, but an older type where you had to turn a dial to switch it on. Except for that night. I have never unplugged something so quickly in my entire life... God knows what wiring was loose in the bloody thing for it to do that!

@MBRSims 8 жыл бұрын

Awww, the puppy was actually rather cute. It was actually heartbreaking when you snapped its neck

@bethm5852 8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew BR Sims Yes, I agree.

@LydiaNewts 8 жыл бұрын

+Canadian Tragedy same 😭😭😭

@OddMike 8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew BR Sims This comment would be so much darker if someone had never seen an Ashens video and just casually scrolled down to the comments.

@bethm5852 8 жыл бұрын

OddMike Yeah....

@homelessdespot1697 8 жыл бұрын

i agree... Just try not to think about it happening To a real dog..... Makes the whole situation seem a little more Cruel...

@wilandhugs 10 жыл бұрын

14:00 I've never seen a movie where a dog walks through cocaine with flashlight eyes

@Milesy 10 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture...

@BlazeHedgehog 10 жыл бұрын

I actually felt a little legitimately bad at the final thing.

@sirnotappearinginthisfilm2037 Жыл бұрын

It did scream out in pain as he killed it

@jadelowe8050 7 жыл бұрын

0-12 sad onions!!?? I never thought we'd see the day!!

@spoopster809 8 жыл бұрын

Ashens always has the best endings. An example (other than him snapping the dog's neck) is his Easter special where at the end he melted the bunny decorations with a blowtorch. That one was great.

@KirbyMario12345_939 8 жыл бұрын

The poundland special "Squidgy Wrestler Bubble Gum Truck" video had a pretty good ending too

@robjackson4050 8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Kunkle you must have missed that creepy guy at the end of the video that was the best ending to a video ever pro or amateur my opinion

@SebbySenpai 10 жыл бұрын

I got my figgy pudding, a bottle of eggnog, and a brand new Ashens video on fullscreen. This gon' be a good Christmas.

@UndeadPasta 10 жыл бұрын

If only you would post a Christmas special!

@scissormon 10 жыл бұрын

I can always count on Ashens to give me a good laugh every now and again. "Witches pubic hair" lol

@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын

Ever seen THE GOOSE? (2013 Easter Special.)

@GlennWebbVideos 10 жыл бұрын

Immediately lighting a fire and keeping it burning just in case a life size one of those rubber Santas comes down my chimney!

@JoseGonzalez-ss9nm 10 жыл бұрын

OH GOD NO

@Just_Amatuer 10 жыл бұрын

Better hope that the headlight-eyed dog yaps itself to hell too. :D

@TaekTara 6 жыл бұрын

😂

@reichtangle7734 3 жыл бұрын

Why do I actually like this style of toy?

@MsHarpsychord 8 жыл бұрын

i found it creepy how the dog squeeked when he tore it apart but the thing was turned off.....

@slawor4 7 жыл бұрын

Generic Rarity It was the demonic soul escaping from it's body

@Mayyde 10 жыл бұрын

*TINY SHOVELS.*

@blogsforlife123 10 жыл бұрын

Bring on the tiny shovels and meet me at the harbor be ready to attack

@OdaSwifteye 9 жыл бұрын

Tiny Shovels, in my mind.

@adammowbrey9821 9 жыл бұрын

Tiny Shovels, TINY SHOVELS!

@joshuar8261 6 жыл бұрын

"You hit me with a shovel!" - Tim Allen, in Santa Claus 3

@Animeloversonicfan 6 жыл бұрын

"Im santa now" - Martin Short, in The Santa Claus 3 "Well you don't look like him" Tim Allen, in The Santa Claus 3 "Well i am..." Martin Short, In The Santa Claus 3's Bloobers

@Dizzynoodlegamer 8 жыл бұрын

Christmas: spore edition.

@johnsadena1043 8 жыл бұрын

+Dizzynoodlegamer No, Spore edition would just be a bunch of dicks.

@austin5623isawesome 8 жыл бұрын

+John Sadena "JUST STICK A SANTA HAT ON IT, IT'LL BE FINE"

@user-yo2lt8ch7v 8 жыл бұрын

+John Sadena WHO'S BEEN DRAWING DICKS

@viii2459 8 жыл бұрын

joel have you been drawing dicks

@johnsadena1043 7 жыл бұрын

Doge Bizzket A two frame sprite having a seizure.

@regal_type 9 жыл бұрын

I was hoping he would take the outer covering off the dog like he did with ET and the easter chick.

@tronic925 9 жыл бұрын

Jake Hauser Please don't remind of the E.T

@Battledongus 8 жыл бұрын

+Sir Nigel Just reading that made me shudder.

@darkforestzombie218 4 жыл бұрын

Nope not E.T.

@skaiyathunderhawk1523 4 жыл бұрын

I can already feel the flashbacks coming

@abeherbert6603 9 жыл бұрын

I was almost sick with laughter when he snapped that dog's neck. Never thought I would say that.

@evilpigeonsify 9 жыл бұрын

Kommandant Kittenstomper i nearly died

@louiswhellans6545 9 жыл бұрын

what like the dog

@lowercasehandle 6 жыл бұрын

i actually felt bad and thought the dog was somewhat cute

@vaporgator 10 жыл бұрын

There's tiny shovels! TINY SHOVELS!

@grzybjak 10 жыл бұрын

***** And (Fake) snow

@HamousIceCreamTruck 10 жыл бұрын

The cracking of that thing's plastic bones warms my heart more than a crackling fire in a fireplace.

@daisydippy9793 7 жыл бұрын

lol they obviously used the leftover black and orange tinsel from Halloween for the penguin 😁😃😄

@user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 жыл бұрын

Kay Watson that just makes me wonder why they used tinsel for Halloween

@user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 жыл бұрын

Kay Watson yeah As Ashens said in the 2010 Christmas special 'Aw, they've made it from parts of their own kit, you lazy fuckers'

@daisydippy9793 7 жыл бұрын

I actually liked the penguin for a pound though it would of been better if they had just made an orange triangle for a beak instead of that weird smiling mouth 😊

@user-yo2lt8ch7v 7 жыл бұрын

Kay Watson yeah the penguin actually looked nice if it wasn't for the mouth I love penguins, owls and pugs

@JSpyx 9 жыл бұрын

9:32 When I saw those fluffy balls hanging from the face I thought "Yeah, there's going to be something about that". "tumors" , "venom sacks" god I lost it.

@ButtonMasherReal 9 жыл бұрын

Did anybody notice that the Santa corpse looked like it had blood dripping from the holes inside of it?

@kestrel77 10 жыл бұрын

Best quotes: "What goes on the top of the tree? That's right, a star... or sometimes a fairy." "The nose is a bit of a problem, also he's got no mouth and tongue coming out of his nose." "It's going bald all over where they haven't put enough fake fur on it, see that, the sort of mesh underneath. Deary me. *snaps head off*"

@antonydandrea 10 жыл бұрын

"Its like a witch's public hair" got me off guard too!! Still laughing at that.

@paulaccuardi9071 Жыл бұрын

“They took my eyes children! I am at one with the borg..”

@nagaempress 10 жыл бұрын

Santa has two hearts because Santa is a Time Lord...

@CooroSnowFox 10 жыл бұрын

***** The chameleon circuit just is on a sleigh and reindeer mode..

@FluffyDragonKitten 10 жыл бұрын

Dr. Who :P

@TomSucksAtGam3s 10 жыл бұрын

That fairies seen some serious shit underneath the mistletoe.

@tulipbaroo3669 10 жыл бұрын

Your face seems so big :o

@Killerthewolfdog 10 жыл бұрын

Attackon Doge Dat name. Dogeon Rompa

@bluestraveler2342 7 жыл бұрын

who else can't wait to see this years special

@hbprobrittop10 7 жыл бұрын

Blues Traveler It's out! Run!

@leonidasdraconic 9 жыл бұрын

6:50 OMG I'm crying laughing its bad enough he called it the stroke angel but then this happens x'D rofl love these videos haha

@leonidasdraconic 9 жыл бұрын

the dog part at the end was freaking hilarious i wish he turned it on with the head half broken x'D

@ElectronikHeart 10 жыл бұрын

I knew it all along ! Ashen IS Rob Halford !

@alonzojonathan2553 2 жыл бұрын

instaBlaster...

@mrrandmssbearyt5222 2 жыл бұрын

8 years late (though by now you probably already know) but that’s not Stuart.

@Tirgo69 9 жыл бұрын

i thought the dog was kind of cute, myself

@relate2this284 9 жыл бұрын

I agree I nearly cried it's last squeal

@umbaupause 9 жыл бұрын

Seeing as all the other items were just some aliens masquerading, that one probably was too. What dog has glowing eyes anyway?

@System_CHC9 9 жыл бұрын

Set it on fire

@Caldella 9 жыл бұрын

The eyes made the thing un-cute to me. There are not-so-horrific versions that actually sit down and do a backflip (though I admit the backing up animation IS cute on this one).

@System_CHC9 9 жыл бұрын

Fire fire fire burn it

@TsumiMegami 10 жыл бұрын

The sound when you broke the dog was like bones breaking

@ewandougie 10 жыл бұрын

The squeak as well

@alexb8029 10 жыл бұрын

thats why i hated it i love animals to the poi nt where ive devoted my whole life to them and that just made me think of a dogs bones braking

@TsumiMegami 10 жыл бұрын

Don't worry though, Ashens wouldn't ever hurt a real dog.

@ultra-vivi 9 жыл бұрын

Tsumi Megami Or would he? I can't explain why, but the sound was both terrifying and delightful at the same time.

@FluffyDragonKitten 10 жыл бұрын

That dog murder tho...

@Sashow1000 10 жыл бұрын

broke my heart... :c

@11111ful 10 жыл бұрын

i want one because of the noise

@Elfnetdesigns 10 жыл бұрын

Yeah the squeak it made was what did it in for me.. I have one of those dogs and a cat version. reason I got them was because I used to have one when I was a kid and it did back flips. Well my two serve as kinda a reminder of childhood and they do make me smile but yeah the headlight eyes are kinda weird, though I could never twist their heads off..

@burningchicken99 9 жыл бұрын

i cri everitim

@Amalekites 4 жыл бұрын

Tho, tho, tho, tho...

@JustAnAccountx 10 жыл бұрын

Who is that man at the end? Ashens.. I'm scared..

@Precourser1 10 жыл бұрын

Santa has two hearts, he must be a long lost timelord! That explains how he was able to survive so long, and how there are so many different versions of "Saint Nicholas" or "Santa Claus" or whatever else you call him.

@Houndourpup 10 жыл бұрын

And also how he can deliver all the presents in one night

@Kingddd333 10 жыл бұрын

Coraline Jane Nunca and to support twice the cholesterol

@pringler1760 10 жыл бұрын

Coraline Jane Nunca and he knows when your asleep 0_0

@MichaelHayward 10 жыл бұрын

Kyle_Stanley Nah, he's a timelord! He has a Tardis but used the Sled as a back story because how can a few Raindeer... A. Fly B. Get around the world in 1 night He also needs to live a LONG time so that he can do many years of Christmas (The Doctor is more or less 10,000 years old, enough years until kids forget about the red fat man!)

@pringler1760 10 жыл бұрын

***** makes sense

@dorkychicc1223 9 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else really want to look through this guys trash to see what they find ?! :')

@alkestos Жыл бұрын

After 7 years, no, not really.

@LastMinuteContinue 10 жыл бұрын

Coming soon... John Carpenter's "The Santa"

@ShadowQuill 9 жыл бұрын

I want that Santa, for this sole reason. "MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHILDRENAUAUGUUGH"

@IvyAltdrachen 9 жыл бұрын

AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRUAGHHHH

@minefilms1122 8 жыл бұрын

i think a product that doesnt even need to specify how much ingredients you put in and takes 2 seconds to make is actually quite amazing.

@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын

Good God the face of that Angel really does encapsulate "Only in death does duty end"

@alecjahn 10 жыл бұрын

I bet the long-legged penguin walks similar to the Striders in Half-Life 2.

@tirsden 8 жыл бұрын

Jesus H. Christ on toast... that tie is horrifying! The worst thing I thought I'd seen today was that flying sentient hacksaw from a nightmare this morning. I think it has a rival now.

@SSBBPOKEFAN 8 жыл бұрын

I am at one with the borg...

@kebubas 10 жыл бұрын

my god that head twist killed me :DDD

@TheDblTap 10 жыл бұрын

Killed the dog too.

@TheEarphoneguy 10 жыл бұрын

TheDoubleTap It isn't dead! The eyes are still on and now it is wandering around at night seeking revenge for Ashens!!!!!!!!

@Tomsonic41 9 жыл бұрын

Good thing you wore gloves, in case the Silver Skull sent you all these items lol

@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын

**2010 Christmas Special flashbacks intensify**

@The8BitMonkey 10 жыл бұрын

Really wish i hadn't been wearing headphones at 8:41 **blood drips from ears slowly**

@stevemcdiamond9551 10 жыл бұрын

would you really want to use speakers? instead

@Rynewulf 10 жыл бұрын

That's no rabbit! It's the beast of Caer-Bennog!

@dedrat_ 10 жыл бұрын

"It's horrible. It's like a witches pubic hair." - Stuart Ashen 2013

@marissaa.deloughery7065 Жыл бұрын

It’s Christmas Eve 2013 You’re in your bed, you can’t sleep. You pull up this video on your iPod touch on the old KZfaq app. Life was good.

@heroinlover9000 Жыл бұрын

life is good, dumbass

@xXExilarXx 10 жыл бұрын

That LED santa tie's music made my guinea pigs freak out..

@forfluf 10 жыл бұрын

Probably cause it sounded like a wounded animal. :P

@SteveBenway 10 жыл бұрын

Best ending ever! (by ever, I mean in the past hour... maybe a bit longer)

@KawaiiKaabii1993 7 жыл бұрын

@ 5:58 that angel doll looks like she came from an obscure children's show Nanalan

@Elizabeth-no9vq 7 жыл бұрын

Doge Bizzket russer

@MattAintAwesome 10 жыл бұрын

05:15 The most emphatic use of the word "fuck" I have heard for quite some time ^^

@Merthurmad 10 жыл бұрын

Santa has two hearts? well now we know how me manages to go all around the world in one night, he is a Timelord and his sleigh is infact a TARDIS :)

@StephenAlexWalker 10 жыл бұрын

Was there every any doubt?

@samhowesclark 10 жыл бұрын

well the reindeer must be his companions forced to dress up like reindeer and FLY?

@DGneoseeker1 10 жыл бұрын

Cilia are what you were thinking of. Flagella are the longer ones used for moving the organism around.

@Mahaveez 10 жыл бұрын

Feels like a witch's WHAT? *_shudder_*

@IanC14 5 жыл бұрын

PUBIC HAIR

@buzzingsigndiner397 10 жыл бұрын

That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the _bones!_

@OdaSwifteye 10 жыл бұрын

0-12 sad onion! Whoa! That's like running into a Shiny Pokemon rare!

@Ninjamohawk 9 жыл бұрын

The inclusion of the tiny shovel is kind of cute but why is it a spade shovel and not a snow shovel?

@ronaldli5 10 жыл бұрын

That santa hat was actually pretty cute.

@JasuTheSnipe 10 жыл бұрын

That angel made me laugh so much i cried :,DD

@impiuks 10 жыл бұрын

Ashens I didn't realise you got voldemort to do the ending, that's awesome!

@mastergamer591 10 жыл бұрын

I lost it at the led Santa with music. That's hilarious.

@musict4379 5 жыл бұрын

I come back to watch this every year.

@EpicLuigi24 8 жыл бұрын

Cracking the dog's neck freaked me out. I know it was an evil robot, but it made the most pathetic noises!

@SionAllona 10 жыл бұрын

Cilia! You were thinking about cilia, which is basically flagella but smaller, so you were right.

@Ghost_Of_SAS 10 жыл бұрын

Dear god, somebody PLEASE make a 10 hours video of Ashens making farty sounds with the rubber gloves! Send me the link if you do.

@OldZeShirky 10 жыл бұрын

I might do it, but I have to watch this video first.

@OldZeShirky 10 жыл бұрын

I get very silly with editing! This is gonna be fun..

@Ghost_Of_SAS 10 жыл бұрын

***** Yes, yes, please do! Don't forget to tell me when you are done!

@OldZeShirky 10 жыл бұрын

Now I gotta bloody download it XD I'll put it on my main channel maybe tm.

@OldZeShirky 10 жыл бұрын

GhostSniper3081 Hey again, I'm rendering the video now, gonna be done in 5 mins then I'll give you a link to it.

10 жыл бұрын

I had to watch that fucking tie flashing in my face at 1am. So much for sleep.

@Aonec719 10 жыл бұрын

Lol that tie scarred the shit out of my dog. Also the demon dog made my 18 month old daughter cry. This was a great episode.

@JellybellyWaffles 10 жыл бұрын

If I saw that toy dog coming at me during a dark night I would shit my pants and run

@ItsNotBushWeek 10 жыл бұрын

That sound of the neck, dat soundddddddddd

@queenb9126 8 жыл бұрын

This has to be my favorite Christmas Special by Ashens :3

@lavenderflowersfall280 4 жыл бұрын

Oh Stuart, you're always so cheerful and optimistic around this time of year. ☺️🤗

@chimpaflimp 10 жыл бұрын

You know you're buying the highest quality Canadian toys when the name of the product is written in Comic Sans!

@WarpRulez 10 жыл бұрын

Creepy Christmas to everybody...

@propyne6188 6 жыл бұрын

I like these. You always make it sound like Poundland is selling SCPs.

@shipped_my_pants_3000 7 жыл бұрын

This has to be in your top 10 best uploads ever.

@NixodCreations 10 жыл бұрын

I think you meant cilia, Ashens, they're like lots of tiny flagella!

@Makingnewnamesisdumb 10 жыл бұрын

Did anybody else think that toy puppy was adorable?

@Chipskate 10 жыл бұрын

Well I didn't want it to be killed :(

@Muzzled 10 жыл бұрын

XDmarcsyoXD Then the device was working at peak efficiency. Any longer and your eyes would have begun melting.

@Avery_Bee 10 жыл бұрын

I got him that

@DjTake1One 10 жыл бұрын

If it wasn't for the face, I would have.

@EveryDaySkinnyGuy 10 жыл бұрын

The freaky dog part trying to walk while yapping almost killed me.

@EmilyRileyHawkins 5 жыл бұрын

This is gold... the gloves started me off, oh Stuart, thank goodness for you!

@forfluf 10 жыл бұрын

Oh! The neck ringing crunching sound!

@ricoburrito 10 жыл бұрын

When he cracked Scruffles' mouth, it led out its last squeak. Talk about disturbing.

@uching1718 10 жыл бұрын

I've enjoyed watching how your sofa fares from one year to the next, also sub.

@Darkteen75 10 жыл бұрын

One of the best episodes I have seen.

@ItsABassDammit 10 жыл бұрын

15:13 THERE HE IS!!! THAT FACE!!! IN THE FLESH!!!

@somekindoflandcow 10 жыл бұрын

WHO IS THIS MYSTERY MAN

@metalmittens 10 жыл бұрын

I think he was in Quest for the Gamechild at the very end.

@DarkVeilGaming 10 жыл бұрын

You'd know who that was if you watched that paper jam movie that ashens had starred in, i don't know if he also was in the Game Child movie as well.

@GNerdful 10 жыл бұрын

he wasnt in the game child move he used a body double. ashens is only a disembodied voice who controls a set of robotic hands

@OH8EFI 10 жыл бұрын

And that face has flashed as on frame in one video!!

@curious5661 10 жыл бұрын

Ah, Nothing better for starting of the hollydays then seeing someone in red rubber gloves twist of the head of a demonic dog with glowing yellow eyes.

@MichaelHayward 10 жыл бұрын

4:58 That's my childhood out of the window!

@miningrs 10 жыл бұрын

lol i skipped to that part it was very funny

@MattHolbaev 9 жыл бұрын

MRRRERRRY CCRIIISSSMAASSS CHILLLDRRREN BLLLAAAARRRGHHHHH

@jonnybean3882 10 жыл бұрын

this guy blazes up every day hahahaha i dont even know why but that was one of the funniest vids ive seen in a while

@MiniMisa 10 жыл бұрын

I actually thought the dog was REALLY creepy but the noise it made was kinda cute *_* hha!

@drpepper1132 10 жыл бұрын

omg i love your hair

@8dunn 10 жыл бұрын

Nick k I wish you loved mine :(

@MiniMisa 10 жыл бұрын

Nick k Thank you :)

@MiniMisa 10 жыл бұрын

***** I hope ashens sees these convo :3

@8dunn 10 жыл бұрын

Mini Misa creepy Christmas pet definitely has, I'll sleep with the light on tonight

@Niobesnuppa 10 жыл бұрын

The "penguin" looks more like a cat with orange feet.

@TheDementation 10 жыл бұрын

That toy at the end was the scariest. The one that wished everyone a happy xmas.

@HollyWoomy 10 жыл бұрын

Nooooo! I genuinely found that little yapping doggie adorable

@DGneoseeker1 10 жыл бұрын

Even the demonic glowing eyes of doom?

@VoilaTadaOfficial 10 жыл бұрын

You called it a shovel this year! :O Last time it was a spade! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

@Suraht 10 жыл бұрын

You need an army of those dogs to line up behind the living room window and activate all at once.

@sampiazza7483 9 жыл бұрын

Five Nights of Christmas Pets

@AgentTasmania 9 жыл бұрын

Now I really want someone to make Five Nights at Stuart's. Loads of monster possibilities. Vinnie, The Goose, that Angle, puppet Chef Excellence...

@stopthesanity1674 9 жыл бұрын

This insane pet with light up eyes

@ByakurenEnjoyer 8 жыл бұрын

+Sam Piazza ...

@daigotsuwabukireal 8 жыл бұрын

this is the third comment I've seen with a fnaf reference...

@dennisthedarklord9856 6 жыл бұрын

No.

@TwesomE 10 жыл бұрын

Wow when you riped off that cristmas critter head in the end it squicked like it was a living thing,oh well from the moment you turned it on it was like screaming help me.Stuard you really hate christmas that much?

@Silver_wind_1987_ 5 жыл бұрын

Could of been worse....watch FNAF VR I got flash backs of a burning enard when he did that 🤤