I once jokingly referred to Beyblades as 'Babyblades' and my friend at the time got really offended and told me that Beyblade was a sport. That's my fun story for the day.

I died when he said "and now for something completely different" and then pulled out 9 construction vehicles.

"I prefer bottom bouncing myself but that's just a personal opinion of mine" has got to be one of my favorite ashens quotes

“A funny toilet.” “Funny how? Funny how- like i’m a clown? Like i amuse you?”

9 construction vehicles had me burst out laughing.

I legit thought he was going to pull out another "vehicle" set at the end.

"I'm not entirely sure how realistic a handgun bigger than your head is..." You've obviously never been to Texas, my man.

We have police riding along on barrels and traffic cones all the time here in the U.S. I mean, they're as common as the fire department's cargo vans.

I'm finding the "9 vehicles" selection pretty lacking. Where are 9 MEDICAL vehicles (white), 9 SECRET SERVICE vehicles (black), 9 FUTURISTIC vehicles (transparent) and 9 GAY vehicles (rainbow-colored)?

I wish the next Toy Story would be in Ashens home!

"Maybe you can't walk down the road with out seeing policemen riding traffic cones or barrels" -Stuart Ashen

I work construction and can verify we do indeed have moving trucks to transfer dirt, the owner of the company drives a Ferrari so we have the sports car, one of my Co workers has a ridiculously oversized harley the handlebars and muffler anyway, there is a helicopter on call not at every sight but the company does own one and flies certin things in every now and again, and lastly we have tons of barrels with deathly chemicals lol.

"its a mechanical gandalf"-ashens

Top General Pqrts was my instructor at West Point. He made me the man I am today.

Anything is a vehicle if you try hard enough

A lot of American fire departments actually do keep explosives, especially ones in oil-rich places like Texas. This is because explosives are very effective against oil fires, which water is not.

The noise at 4:59 is the Mini Ben attempting to absorb Stuart's soul. Didn't work, because he lost his shortly after he started reviewing crap on KZfaq.

Eh, I think that "Mini Ben" has an odd charm to him in my opinion. We've all got our own opinions though. :)

"I had mince for tea" is possibly the most British sentence to have ever been uttered on KZfaq

i died of laughter when you brought the construction vehicles out, your laugh is contagious

Along with the aforementioned vehicle sets, there are: 9 Racing Vehicles 9 Hospital Vehicles 9 Water Vehicles 9 Scrapyard Vehicles 9 Holiday Vehicles 9 Funeral Vehicles 9 Busy Vehicles 9 Air Vehicles 9 Farm Vehicles 9 Vehicle Vehicles 9 Hairless Testicles 9 Conceptual Vehicles 9 Impounded Vehicles 9 Drug Dealer Vehicles 9 Toy Toy Vehicles 9 Ricer Vehicles and... 9 Vehicles Special Bonus Pack

I miss Beyblades. I used to have a shit ton of those. And they were the ones you had to put together, not the stupid premade ones they have today.

Hands-down, favorite part is that all of those "vehicle" sets say "Die-Cast Metal" on them!

4:59 if you hear this noise, then you've just been broken into by tat burglars who happen to be cows.

I KNEW YOU HAD ONE MORE '9 'generic vehicle' sets. KNEW IT. hilarious 😂😂

IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH, STU somebody send the spontaneous water generating toilet here to California because they've probably mixed actual shit with out water because of the drought and toilet water would definitely be a good idea

I died at the "construction vehicles" bit 🤣🤣🤣

13:05 When he starts loosing it! XD

Its a duckbill dinosaur! Get it? GET IT? *starts crying* i just want somebody to love me

I giggled at the third vehicle set....but then I laughed out loud at the fourth one my goodness!

It's always fun to see police driving traffic cones down the street! 😂😂😂

i yelled GOD DAMNIT when he pulled out the construction car shit

I still have a metal fake beyblade that my dad bought me many many years ago. I remember it fondly, I used a file on all the edges to make it ultra sharp and battled against apples because only boys had Beyblades at school and they wouldn't let a girl like me join in, despite the fact I had real ones too.

This just got me thinking about Toy Story. Imagine the existential crisis a "construction sports car" would have if it had been given unholy life and self-awareness.

I completely lost it when he pulled the 9 construction set.

I think that Poundland/Poundworld/99p stores have made profits into the millions solely from Ashens

Well this was good timing. I was just hoping for another Ashens video.

I wonder is Top General Pqrts part of Super Force Hot

"It's like that bit in Big with Tom Hanks--" I just started jumping up and down giggling with glee, because ashens thought the exact same thing I was thinking! WOOHOO!!! 8D

"I'm not entirely sure how realistic a handgun bigger than your head is..." Greetings from 'murica. Have you ever seen a .50 caliber Desert Eagle?

I laughed at those "vehicle sets" so hard. God damn!

Can you do a poundland shopping trip video, put a camera in your cart/basket or hold it, we wanna see how you pick out stuff, if you get recognized and most importantly how the cashier reacts to you cause you must go there alot, just imagine that, as they're loading his bags, "poundland special huh?"

just like at the end "9 space vehicle set! Collect them all!"

I love Ashens, no clickbait, or crap content. And he's british!

What the hell is that at 6:41? The creeped me out a bit. xD

I'm just wondering whether the faces that appear for a brief second in Stuarts videos represent some kind of code.

Ill join the super force hot soon as a special uber super trooper wish me luck when im out on patrol riding my traffic cone

Glad to know that you set the record straight about Big Ben.

I was half expecting a fifth set of them right at the end there.

"I prefer bottom-bouncing myself" *raises eyebrow*

This guy should get a job as a comedian

0.59 OMG THE TOILET NEEDS A TOILET - Dan NerdCubed 2014

"PLUUU PLU PLU PLU PLU PLU PLU we done gone made a baby" XD

I used to be a huge Moshi Monsters fanatic, so when I saw the moshling "mini ben" in the thumbnail I just HAD to watch this video XD

OMG I can't stop laughing at the "crawling" soldier. Wouldn't want him on my team XD

The cars made my cry laughing. Thank you, you made my day

9 hospital vehicles 9 safari vehicles 9 pizza delivery vehicles 9 farmer vehicles 9 poundland vehicles 9 astrounaut vehicles 9 google vehicles 9 underwater vehicles 9 racing vehicles 9 i'm out of ideas vehicles

I've been waiting for the day Ashens would open up some fake beys! Just a little fyi, they are still around. :)

Beyblades i rember those I had a friend in grade school whom was Japanese and went there during the summer he brought some back they were heavy metal and slightly sharp bladed they sliced through the plastic and we got a bunch of cuts...good times.

the moment he said "....nine construction vehicles!"i spewed a mouthfull of coffee with milk over my keyboard. I'm not sure if i should be upset or amused ;)

"Crawling Beyblade Toilet Vehicle Set" Somebody should make this!

that soldiers butt was straight outta mgs

Oh, trust me Stu, I see policemen on traffic cones all the time. You can catch them on the M4 from 11AM to 2PM on a Thursday, but will never be seen in London as the Barrel Police ride there.

I was actually in tears laughing at the crawling toy soldier, good grief...

12;45am...time to watch a Ashens video

the picture at 6:42 freaked the living fuck out of me because I'm watching this at like 3:00 am

"exclusive made for toy-toys you say that like that's a good thing" XD i love him he's hilarious

GET ME GENERAL PQRTS! 😂

What kind of fire rescue set doesn't even have a fucking FIRE ENGINE?!

YESSSSSS. We need more pound land specials

When you're feeling ill, Ashens is the best placebo.

Oh my god, it's been a while since I laughed that much. Thank you Ashens, that truly brigtened my day. :)

I made a Top General PQRTS Minifig that was actually a general as opposed to a Beyblader or whatever the heck the one on the package was supposed to be.

they forgot the emergency vehicles set guess thats being saved for wave 2, along with international peace keeper vehicle set, space exploration vehicle set, airport vehicle set

My father is a builder. He can confirm that giant motorcycles, helicopters, and sports cars are common jobsite fixtures.

this guy cracks me up.thank you!

the construction vehicles made me laugh so hard i woke up my gf :D

General PQRTS!

Your videos bring me so much joy :)

Tyson is now Top General Pqrts. I remember liking Beyblades for like, 5 seconds.

Wait, Big Ben is the bell!?

"Nope he's just humping the sofa" haha! I love it!

The dinosaurs look like someone heard an one-sentence description for hadrosaurid family, but didn't actually bother to read any further. The dinosaurs were weird looking, but these abominations make my skin crawl.

Crying at that fourth vehicle set. Oh joy. Keep doing a good job!

In 4:59 , i'm pretty sure that's just a speeding motorcycle crossing your home, i mean, i hear it commonly around here. In 6:41 and 14:54 , it's just Ashens' friend Mentski

I had that soldier like 20 years ago, the exact same thing. Was pretty shit then too.

As someone who works in construction, I can say with confidence that we don't have motorcycles or sports cars on the jobsite. We do however have barrels of oil and cones, and occasionally helicopters to do rooftop unit lifts. So there's something to it. We also call our foreman Top General PQRTS.

I was hoping there'd be a 4th vehicle set - wasn't disappointed

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON 6:42?! SCARED ME TO DEATH!!!

The kid on the top general box is the main character from the beyblades anime, only bootlegged

I don't think I've laughed so much in quite a long time. Absolutely brilliant.

I had hysterics with those Construction Ferrari's. :D The characters on the Top General Pqrts box are actually characters ripped off from the Beyblade anime, so yeah it had a cartoon. :)

It's actually pretty common here where I live for police to scoot around on traffic pylons.

Guys.....i dont want to freak you out, but i think i saw faces.....beware of the faces

i legit died when he came out with the yellow construction vehicles, these videos never get old

Splendid Never the Twain reference early on. Something for the older viewers there. Good work Mr Ashens.

it's THE GOOSASAURUS!!!

The weird noise is clearly a ghost. Clearly. I am not kidding, get a priest to smudge your pad, Stuart. :P Otherwise supernatural debt collectors will come. Ew.

I lost it when the toilet pissed all over the construction sports cars. Then I died when the derpy soldier humped the sofa very loudly hahaha.

Mechanical Gandalf.... Ha I'm dead!