32 Year Old Chili and 38 Year Old Beer | Ashens

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ashens

7 жыл бұрын

How about some chili that's 32 years old? And some even older beer? The weirdest thing for me is that we spell it "chilli" in the UK, but I'm going with the spelling that's on the tin.
OK... Maybe having some massively expired food is weirder.

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@morelhunter3966
@morelhunter3966 7 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid in the 80s who wouldve guessed that at some point cable tv would be slowly replaced by guys reading labels on decades old chili cans.
@plushifoxed
@plushifoxed 5 жыл бұрын
Morel Hunter to be fair, back in the 80s/90s it seemed likely enough that thered be a cable channel that was just that
@AFarmerCalledChicken
@AFarmerCalledChicken 5 жыл бұрын
Roxie Mika PBS was a better source of entertainment, huh?
@Jester4460
@Jester4460 3 жыл бұрын
@Michael O Callaghan can't wait in 2050 where I see some guy eat old 1998 koolaid
@maryfreebed9886
@maryfreebed9886 2 жыл бұрын
What a world we live in. I LOVE IT.
@patsk8872
@patsk8872 Жыл бұрын
And I can't tell whether this is because it's so entertaining, or because TV has gotten just that bad.
@v.m.9198
@v.m.9198 7 жыл бұрын
one of these days ashens is going to open a can and unleash some unspeakable plague upon the earth
@mikaze30
@mikaze30 7 жыл бұрын
V. M. and he would be the First.
@justsomeguy3159
@justsomeguy3159 7 жыл бұрын
V. M. I think that happens everytime he does food vids.
@aidangarvey7049
@aidangarvey7049 7 жыл бұрын
Nice hiss, though.
@matte4562
@matte4562 6 жыл бұрын
This needs to be his next movie
@HystericalHuntress
@HystericalHuntress 6 жыл бұрын
There's a good chance he'll spray botulism toxin into his face one day if he keeps eating old and obscure canned foods. Any time a can is bulging or dented, there's a chance it could be packed full of botulism toxin and simply opening the shit could kill an entire room under the right circumstances.
@JungleScene
@JungleScene 4 жыл бұрын
"the taste of rot" would actually be a great name for your autobiography.
@warpath6666
@warpath6666 3 жыл бұрын
Or the description of British food 😜🤪🤡😄
@Earthstar_Review
@Earthstar_Review 3 жыл бұрын
Actually excellent name for a metal band.
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 2 жыл бұрын
Mellange of Badness
@MrPwner911
@MrPwner911 Жыл бұрын
or obituary.
@DynamixWarePro
@DynamixWarePro Жыл бұрын
Or better yet "A Taste of Tat and Rot"
@kukido
@kukido 4 жыл бұрын
my dad used to race professionally, so I asked if he knew anything about mr allison since I'd never heard of him before. my dad said he actually talked to him several times, and was surprised to hear he had his own brand of chili! he said he was a nice guy and took the time to come chat with the lower level racers even though he was quite literally out of their league. and then I got an entire lecture about mr allison's entire family, completely unprompted. don't know how to end this comment goodbye
@tedparkinson2033
@tedparkinson2033 11 ай бұрын
3 years later, I read this and think you ended it perfectly. Hope you and your dad are well.
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 3 ай бұрын
Is your dad still alive?
@faenethlorhalien
@faenethlorhalien 2 ай бұрын
Good to know he was a good person
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 14 күн бұрын
Rip dads n davey
@wikkedkillah2351
@wikkedkillah2351 7 жыл бұрын
That hiss from the can was actually the spirit of Davey Allison saying "DONT EAT THIS!"
@rawmaw
@rawmaw 10 ай бұрын
Lol
@theplasmapro8343
@theplasmapro8343 7 жыл бұрын
32-Year-Old Chili 38-Year-Old Beer 40-Year-Old found dead from food poisoning
@ianmiller6040
@ianmiller6040 Жыл бұрын
Honestly impressed that the beer was still perfectly fizzy after nearly *40* years. Edit: Ah, it was rotting gas that made it still fizzy. Lovely....
@tedparkinson2033
@tedparkinson2033 11 ай бұрын
Yeah, beer does not last long at all.
@mrc6032
@mrc6032 5 жыл бұрын
Any canned food which bulges most likely contains salmonella and/or botulism which very well can be deadly. That's my PSA for the day! 😁
@404killer
@404killer 4 жыл бұрын
why just those 2
@Demiglitch
@Demiglitch 4 жыл бұрын
Botulism makes you strong and gives you abs, eat up kiddies.
@mrc6032
@mrc6032 4 жыл бұрын
@@Demiglitch no it will fuk u up Lol
@ldmt1995
@ldmt1995 4 жыл бұрын
So Fallout is full of shit?
@DakinRinone
@DakinRinone 3 жыл бұрын
@Squidward tentacles that unoriginal are we?
@mysteriouskazakh
@mysteriouskazakh 7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. We own that bowl, Ashens. My mother can confirm, she got it from a petrol station in the 80s.
@maddiful
@maddiful 6 жыл бұрын
mysteriouskazakh oh lol
@maddiful
@maddiful 6 жыл бұрын
I’m your 82nd subscriber :)
@ricksanchezsflask8794
@ricksanchezsflask8794 5 жыл бұрын
maybe she got it from the same petrol station Ashen's mum got it from in the 80's. Maybe Ashens was in there as a young lad when your mum was picking it up.
@jt-bg6ey
@jt-bg6ey 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe ashens is your mum
@warpath6666
@warpath6666 5 жыл бұрын
Perfect for serving botulism LOL!!! 😂
@user-fz3sz2dj4r
@user-fz3sz2dj4r 7 жыл бұрын
For sale: Excellent condition brown fabric sofa. Barely used
@PACKERMAN2077
@PACKERMAN2077 7 жыл бұрын
*_Dunm-ding!_*
@Patchuchan
@Patchuchan 7 жыл бұрын
Is rumored that sofa was originally white.
@Dudebrotheguy
@Dudebrotheguy 6 жыл бұрын
A few stains, barely visible unless you know where they are Just mentioning them because because i am a stickler for thees things
@Noobsaibot21
@Noobsaibot21 5 жыл бұрын
Arguably the second most recognized sofa of all time that has appeared in Internet videos
@tpat90
@tpat90 5 жыл бұрын
Would take it. Even if it is not red and I do not have to chase it. Maybe it will even chase me.
@ChrisPoindexter98
@ChrisPoindexter98 3 жыл бұрын
I appreciate this open-minded, respectful, comprehensive, and still lovingly befuddled take from someone not familiar with NASCAR but not posh or insulting about it, and an interesting intersection for me of things which I'm a fan of, that being auto racing, food, history, Star Wars and even Persona, oddly enough, altogether on this channel. And yes, I hope to take your advice about helicopters, being an aspiring race driver myself.
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын
It's an odd thought that Ashen is probably the first and only person to drink that particular beer since about 1980
@SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC
@SOAHCSOAHCSOAHC 7 жыл бұрын
I'm a transplant recipient and I have to be really carefully about germs due to my suppressed immune system. It's a lot of fun to safely watch this guy play with stuff that would immediately kill me.
@garnetbezanson1404
@garnetbezanson1404 7 жыл бұрын
Best of luck man
@morelhunter3966
@morelhunter3966 7 жыл бұрын
Ditto
@user-74652
@user-74652 6 жыл бұрын
I'm rather ignorant about these things. Will your immune system be suppressed forever, or will it eventually return to normal?
@holdwholetruthholy1511
@holdwholetruthholy1511 6 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that same question. Hey SOAHC, hope you're of better health and higher spirits.
@BenLWolf
@BenLWolf 6 жыл бұрын
No. His immune system is screwed up permanently. Mostly because if it's not, it would eat the organ. It's going to eat the organ anyway. One of the things they don't tell you is that organ transplants last under a decade. The more blood that goes to an organ, the shorter the amount of time it lasts.
@rg1124nov
@rg1124nov 7 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who really loved the "pure Alaska water" rant? Because it was amazing.
@rikkaybentlay8489
@rikkaybentlay8489 5 жыл бұрын
Nope me and someone else agreed lol
@andyrogers6375
@andyrogers6375 5 жыл бұрын
It's one of Ashens' greatest moments.
@kraktjoetv
@kraktjoetv 10 ай бұрын
"you FUCKING hear that!?"
@faenethlorhalien
@faenethlorhalien 2 ай бұрын
I come back to it often. It’s absolutely brilliant
@faenethlorhalien
@faenethlorhalien 2 ай бұрын
There will be trouble!
@CrunchyTire
@CrunchyTire 2 жыл бұрын
Davey would be proud that in 2017 someone was licking his beans.
@samholdsworth420
@samholdsworth420 14 күн бұрын
Lick n flick da bean!
@Camelfacekamala
@Camelfacekamala 5 жыл бұрын
The hissing from the can is always a sign of all of the quality goodness packed inside
@saschasuperslav2211
@saschasuperslav2211 Жыл бұрын
Nice hiss
@HereForAStorm
@HereForAStorm 7 жыл бұрын
British food review: "Oh dear. Yes. Right... Oh dear. Yes. Right."
@mcrsit
@mcrsit 7 жыл бұрын
That's pretty like how I imagine british people having sex xD
@spook9155
@spook9155 7 жыл бұрын
mcrsit thanks pal, the way you speak about me is the way i imagine you'd try and pick up girls because your a fat introverted shut in who forgot what humanity was. have a nice day
@WatchManGamer
@WatchManGamer 7 жыл бұрын
why so angry pal? I mean I'm a Brit and that just seems like a joke. It might not be original, but its nothing to get that offended by.
@TheCutePyro
@TheCutePyro 7 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Oh God!"
@BestSupportEUW
@BestSupportEUW 7 жыл бұрын
mcrsit As a British person, I can confirm that is 100% accurate.
@da_mango_weasel9430
@da_mango_weasel9430 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, my Chili finally made it in a video. I think it was 30 years old when I sent it from VA, but I'm glad somebody got to have a delicious bean lick.
@syok1107
@syok1107 Жыл бұрын
just revisiting this video randomly, how do you feel about "the smell of rancid chilli permeating" Ashens house for 12 hours? I must have clicked off when i originally watched it becuase that part made me just about fall to the floor just now.
@da_mango_weasel9430
@da_mango_weasel9430 Жыл бұрын
@@syok1107 I honestly revisit this video every now and again and smile when I see that and say "Lol, that was me who did that" I live in England now so maybe one day I'll visit Ashens during a fan meetup and reveal I'm the chili stinker
@syok1107
@syok1107 Жыл бұрын
@@da_mango_weasel9430 It's absolutely one of my favorite Ashens moments. Please come back here and post if you ever do meet him. All the best, take care!
@nickrustyson8124
@nickrustyson8124 10 ай бұрын
Okay so I have a question, how did you find this?
@da_mango_weasel9430
@da_mango_weasel9430 10 ай бұрын
@@nickrustyson8124 Well, I’m English, but lived in the states for a while in a place called Charlottesville. I went to a small hick town a county over called Ruckersville and found it in an antique shop, think I paid like five bucks for it.
@jamescabrie7952
@jamescabrie7952 5 жыл бұрын
"Something not right amongst the spices" Its Botulism, and you are breathing it in. What a time to be alive
@caramelldansen2204
@caramelldansen2204 Жыл бұрын
he did more than breathe it, to be fair.
@emilychb6621
@emilychb6621 5 жыл бұрын
The red colour is gone, because it sacrificed itself to prevent oxidation of the rest of the food. (Because betacarotene and luteine as well as anthocyanins act as antioxidants)
@BuzzKirill3D
@BuzzKirill3D 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I love educational comments
@TrevJericho
@TrevJericho 3 жыл бұрын
I love lamp.......
@AnikaJarlsdottr
@AnikaJarlsdottr 3 жыл бұрын
the more you know, thank you
@danwhite3224
@danwhite3224 9 ай бұрын
I came to the comments to see if there was an explanation for this, thanks!
@faenethlorhalien
@faenethlorhalien 2 ай бұрын
So it’s rusted. Hence the color, right? God…
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 7 жыл бұрын
I clicked on a bean video and all I got was very sad stories of beloved people dying in helicopter crashes
@5roundsrapid263
@5roundsrapid263 7 жыл бұрын
Tell me about it. This video got dark fast.
@kenetickups6146
@kenetickups6146 7 жыл бұрын
Venom Cooldude The Nutmaster I applaud you for somehow making a cringeworthy meme funny
@PACKERMAN2077
@PACKERMAN2077 7 жыл бұрын
Pajamapants Jack I guess you could say... *they spilled there beans*
@athanfishy
@athanfishy 7 жыл бұрын
I found those story's funny
@PeriapsisStudios2000
@PeriapsisStudios2000 5 жыл бұрын
Pfp source?
@sambeckettcat
@sambeckettcat 7 жыл бұрын
so Ashens, when are we getting your new book "Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of"?
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated
@DissociatedWomenIncorporated 7 жыл бұрын
jomb234 Or perhaps "Horribly Expired Foods You Wish You'd Never Heard Of"!
@GAMEPRODELTA
@GAMEPRODELTA 7 жыл бұрын
pixel girl with that dreadful shrink wrapped century egg being in the chapter "don't even try to eat this!"
@joeyp9524
@joeyp9524 7 жыл бұрын
jomb234 more like Horribly Expired Food You've Probably Never Heard Of, But I've Eaten For Your Enjoyment
@lordspectre316
@lordspectre316 7 жыл бұрын
pixel girl and right next to that a picture of sirstrumming with a skull and crossbones
@kyleshepard3139
@kyleshepard3139 7 жыл бұрын
lordspectre isn't that those fermented anchovies that even Andrew Zimmern had a tough time eating? if yes, then i support the movement for that skull and crossbones to be slapped over the image of sirstrumming. VE MUST VARN ZE MASSES!
@QueenVoodo0
@QueenVoodo0 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the story of Davey Allison is an amazing but tragic story, especially with his passing He just never quit no matter how much punishment his body took, example being him fracturing his skull and popping several blood vessels in his eyes at Pocono from a violent wreck before showing up next race at Talladega and starting before being replaced after the first caution
@JayStack5
@JayStack5 5 жыл бұрын
“Not Right Among the Spices” A story about love, betrayal, and expired chili.
@oisinduffy2956
@oisinduffy2956 7 жыл бұрын
"i think nascar is the thing where they drive really, really fast in really big circles, theres probably more to it" no thats basically it.
@ricksanchezsflask8794
@ricksanchezsflask8794 5 жыл бұрын
Both of you have never watched the sport and likely never will. Ignorance truly is bliss.
@nicolerok4167
@nicolerok4167 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I love that he assumes it's more complex... Nah they just drive around fast. Murica
@TheMeelickMafia
@TheMeelickMafia 5 жыл бұрын
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Yee haw you inbred buck
@jimjambananaslam3596
@jimjambananaslam3596 5 жыл бұрын
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Hehe "the sport". You know damn well all they do is drive around fast (that's all racing is) and most people watch hoping to see a wreck. Nothing wrong with that, let's not be pretentious about it.
@planescaped
@planescaped 5 жыл бұрын
@@ricksanchezsflask8794 Wow...
@DeLaCroix_
@DeLaCroix_ 7 жыл бұрын
"Oh shit, son!" Has to be my favorite line of the video. 😂😂😂
@franciscomoll-serrano8083
@franciscomoll-serrano8083 5 жыл бұрын
Not even the courtesy of time stamping it. Shameful.
@loopndoop
@loopndoop 5 жыл бұрын
11:27 ;)
@BlackSteelRaven
@BlackSteelRaven 5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. And saw no time stamp. Noticed a hero without a Cape has posted the time stamp. Good show xD
@loopndoop
@loopndoop 5 жыл бұрын
@@BlackSteelRaven tis' what I d-d-do
@tbx1024
@tbx1024 7 жыл бұрын
"The tragedy of Dave Allison the Fast"
@tktru
@tktru 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not something American media would tell you. It’s a NASCAR legend.
@bobproduction5335
@bobproduction5335 3 жыл бұрын
2021 update: IF YOU DO ANYTHING DO NOT RIDE A HELICOPTER!
@FhtagnCthulhu
@FhtagnCthulhu 7 жыл бұрын
Rancid generally refers to the decomposition of fats. That happens even to most sterile foods given enough time (depending on their composition) but can also happen due to microbes. Rancid food may smell and taste terrible, but is probably safe. (well, don't base your diet on it) Color can be completely changed in foods this old. If a can is bulging or broken open, it might be ROTTEN. Rotten food can be deadly to eat, as many bacteria and fungus produce toxins. Botulism is the most well known. If you suspect food may be rotten, seriously do not eat it. Personally I doubt this one has botulism, I've seen examples of canned foods with botulism, and you would know when it was opened. I still would not eat it though. I am unaware of any rancid foods producing appreciable gases.
@caramelldansen2204
@caramelldansen2204 Жыл бұрын
mvp comment fr
@DOSRetroGamer
@DOSRetroGamer Жыл бұрын
I'll take your advice in case I have to roam the ruins of wasteland some day.
@DeezNuggz
@DeezNuggz Жыл бұрын
@@DOSRetroGamer soon
@faenethlorhalien
@faenethlorhalien 2 ай бұрын
Good to know. Thanks.
@WolfCommander
@WolfCommander 7 жыл бұрын
"ooooooh shit son!!! NOT ON THE COUCH!" Ashens 2017'
@gunnar8713
@gunnar8713 7 жыл бұрын
sofa
@masterszene
@masterszene 7 жыл бұрын
Gunnar klinger You showed him hard! ☺
@Mackem_uk
@Mackem_uk 7 жыл бұрын
Gunnar klinger settee.
@marthapozo4881
@marthapozo4881 5 жыл бұрын
Lines said during sexytimes on the sofa :D
@teresathompson5874
@teresathompson5874 9 ай бұрын
davenport
@DustyTheKitty
@DustyTheKitty 6 жыл бұрын
So what have we learned today? Driving a car is very much different from piloting a helicopter!
@anarcho-pingu
@anarcho-pingu 4 жыл бұрын
gta disagrees
@jasong3652
@jasong3652 5 жыл бұрын
I would say that chilli is not from 1985 since Davey's rookie year was 1987, probably between 90 and 93.
@jtb1990419
@jtb1990419 4 жыл бұрын
I agree. I'd say 89-90 at the absolute earliest.
@harrywisniewski5017
@harrywisniewski5017 2 жыл бұрын
Wasn’t Davey killed in 92??
@TheSpacecraftX
@TheSpacecraftX 7 жыл бұрын
*Massive Undercurrent of Rot* makes for a good metal band name too.
@andymadden8183
@andymadden8183 5 жыл бұрын
What doesn't?
@aestheticaltwat
@aestheticaltwat 5 жыл бұрын
The Aftertaste of Doom.
@t0dmacher
@t0dmacher 7 жыл бұрын
Let's get this into a tray... Nice! Next week, Ashens reviews Botulism.
@l1wolf14av
@l1wolf14av 7 жыл бұрын
t0dmacher I love that MRE channel too!
@Jigglysaint
@Jigglysaint 7 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Ashens was my gateway drug into the seedy underbelly that is known as the MRE review community.
@LiamPenfold
@LiamPenfold 7 жыл бұрын
t0dmacher careful, its odorless!
@reeffeeder
@reeffeeder 7 жыл бұрын
I think mine was similar. Techmoan->Ashens->SteveMREInfo1989
@randywatson8347
@randywatson8347 7 жыл бұрын
A l r i g h t, c y a...
@rkirk
@rkirk 6 жыл бұрын
From the USDA website: All containers of meat, poultry, and egg products must be labeled with a USDA mark of inspection and establishment (EST number), which is assigned to the plant where the product was produced. I learned something new today.
@HolyKhaaaaan
@HolyKhaaaaan 2 жыл бұрын
I figured it was a number of an establishment rather than the year established. But I'd rather believe the department of agriculture was a city state founded 1200 years ago on what must be the most trivial prophecy in the world.
@limaromeo8745
@limaromeo8745 3 жыл бұрын
“Massive undercurrent of rot” also sounds like a good book title
@ConkerTheCat
@ConkerTheCat 7 жыл бұрын
I was about to go to sleep for work tomorrow, but then I saw an Ashens video.....Wisely I chose to watch the Ashens video.
@AiOinc1
@AiOinc1 7 жыл бұрын
Ayy same
@KennethMak
@KennethMak 7 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@gshnoozer2
@gshnoozer2 7 жыл бұрын
I'm at work watching this rn
@Bigfluffydragongaming
@Bigfluffydragongaming 7 жыл бұрын
Conker The Cat same
@TheCitedAviator
@TheCitedAviator 7 жыл бұрын
TheStoopidChannel135 america has multiple time zones... in california, it could be 12 AM, and in Ohio, it could be 11 PM
@youdud44
@youdud44 7 жыл бұрын
I doubt this is 32 years old. That means it would've been 1985 when this chili was sold. The styling of the #28 on Davey's hat wasn't run until 1991. So more than likely this can originated sometime between 1991-93.
@captainvsk
@captainvsk 7 жыл бұрын
youdud44 according to an archived article from the Orlando Sentinel, it was February of 1993 when the chili hit the shelf, for $1.19
@JackDomenabc
@JackDomenabc 7 жыл бұрын
youdud44 it's still fucking old either way
@awmperry
@awmperry 7 жыл бұрын
youdud44 Yeah, and with microwave instructions on the tin.
@nicolascastillo2458
@nicolascastillo2458 7 жыл бұрын
youdud44 nobody likes a know-it-all
@nicolascastillo2458
@nicolascastillo2458 7 жыл бұрын
0Claire420 did he know they could be turned into cameras?
@squeeps4477
@squeeps4477 4 жыл бұрын
tldr: athletes should avoid helicopters
@carsonbiggerstaff5860
@carsonbiggerstaff5860 3 жыл бұрын
I was looking to see if anyone updated that statement
@cambridgemart2075
@cambridgemart2075 3 жыл бұрын
Or any aircraft, Graham Hill crashed his aeroplane and died.
@caramelldansen2204
@caramelldansen2204 3 жыл бұрын
everyone should avoid helicopters, they're evil bastards
@tktru
@tktru 3 жыл бұрын
Just ask Kobe Bryant-oh wait
@RetroPlus
@RetroPlus 2 жыл бұрын
Collin McCrae 😩
@wall4818
@wall4818 5 жыл бұрын
You should've poured the beer into the chili and see what bioweapon of mass destruction you could've made.
@faenethlorhalien
@faenethlorhalien 2 ай бұрын
That’s probably been made illegal in several treatises.
@nuculearpancake17
@nuculearpancake17 7 жыл бұрын
It was made at bunker hill? Must be tinned lunch beans for the Brotherhood Of Steel
@PACKERMAN2077
@PACKERMAN2077 7 жыл бұрын
nuculearpancake17 *prewar tinned "Botulism Bombs"*
@geekoborabora
@geekoborabora 7 жыл бұрын
I am genuinely disappointed I can't find a mod for that.
@lilcreeper1546
@lilcreeper1546 7 жыл бұрын
Spider Venom Fallout 3 DLC
@flyingninja1234
@flyingninja1234 7 жыл бұрын
Do you like a little Botulinum toxin & or mold with your Chili? In the words of Philip J Fry, "It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up."
@nienke7713
@nienke7713 5 жыл бұрын
He was lucky, if there was indeed botulinum toxin (which isn't unlikely if the can is bulging) then even licking the bean can be enough to paralyze you.
@scunts
@scunts 5 жыл бұрын
@@nienke7713 HA! licking the bean! Lol sorry, jokes aside, botulinum is a very real threat, but we would have known about that by now if old mate ate it and got infected.
@lumntoob999
@lumntoob999 5 жыл бұрын
@@scunts nice spot! I read right past the "licking the bean" part.
@NotoriousPyro
@NotoriousPyro 5 жыл бұрын
Clostridium botulinum hates low ph environments, chili tends to be lower in ph due to the tomato, especially with the addition of vinegar and ketchup. Beans in water on the other hand...
@Wildstar40
@Wildstar40 5 жыл бұрын
I love the part when the worm talks about how his ancestors got into the stomach they are all in on the sandwich.
@EdgyShooter
@EdgyShooter 5 жыл бұрын
"Not right among the spices" Sounds like an interesting book about colonial India
@twowheeldrive6096
@twowheeldrive6096 6 жыл бұрын
"I have enjoyed my own special chilli recipe since I was a kid" - if he means he made that chilli while he was a child then i am deeply, deeply afraid.
@zanemcewen1343
@zanemcewen1343 3 жыл бұрын
If i had to guess it's either a family recipe or just made up for marketing
@magicemperor2420
@magicemperor2420 3 жыл бұрын
He created the recipe while in the womb.
@polarisation
@polarisation 2 жыл бұрын
@@magicemperor2420 he is the recipe
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania Жыл бұрын
Tabasco sauce as an ingredient does give the 'family recipe' credibility
@badthesolguy4057
@badthesolguy4057 7 жыл бұрын
Failed my 3rd exam at university. Ashens eating some old ass food is what I needed to cheer me up.Thanks Stu
@badthesolguy4057
@badthesolguy4057 7 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ixolite Wow, a nice youtube comment. That's something new. Thank you dude for the support
@kristina80ification
@kristina80ification 7 жыл бұрын
Don't call him Stu, only his close personal friends get to call him stu, i know because i am not one.
@yo252
@yo252 7 жыл бұрын
nice username bro
@jcraig6431
@jcraig6431 7 жыл бұрын
Clorox Bleach Talk about the pot calling the kettle black... wait...
@comradeurod9805
@comradeurod9805 7 жыл бұрын
This Username is MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAAA!! just keep your head up and learn harder. you will do it when you believe in it! but an ashens video is good to cheer you up!
@GrazCore
@GrazCore 7 жыл бұрын
Whenever I am hungry but am too broke to get lunch I just watch an Ashens ancient food review and that clears it right up.
@Pipkiablo
@Pipkiablo 9 ай бұрын
This is a PSA for anyone who stumbles across this comment, never eat anything from an old can, unless it's dried. At least in America, until 1991, cans were sealed with lead. Unless the food was supposed to be dry, this means that lead has been leaching into the can for years. The lining of the can itself could possibly be leaching into the can as well, even if the can isn't damaged or rusted. By the time you open it, there could be absolutely lethal amounts of lead and other heavy metal contamination in the food. Source: One of my favorite youtubers buys and opens vintage food cans and frequently runs lead and heavy metals tests on the contents, and they are almost always completely off the charts with lead and iron content.
@rc412scaler
@rc412scaler 5 жыл бұрын
They're making a left turn! They're making a left turn! They're making a left turn!
@AFarmerCalledChicken
@AFarmerCalledChicken 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder what's gonna happen next!?
@EDMLyfe
@EDMLyfe 4 жыл бұрын
Except you know when they race at racetracks with right turns.
@emptywindexbottle97
@emptywindexbottle97 3 жыл бұрын
@@EDMLyfe i don't think they do actually hahaha they must be really good at left turns!
@AnikaJarlsdottr
@AnikaJarlsdottr 3 жыл бұрын
my, what an excellent undercut into that left hander...
@s1mplythehero908
@s1mplythehero908 3 жыл бұрын
@@emptywindexbottle97 We do have two road courses at the top level, and I think a few at the lower levels too. Other than that it's all left turns.
@AGuy100
@AGuy100 7 жыл бұрын
Nice Hiss.
@l1wolf14av
@l1wolf14av 7 жыл бұрын
TGajend I'm not the only one! yay!
@hudsonrylee
@hudsonrylee 7 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@WBV420
@WBV420 7 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@alejandraquiroz669
@alejandraquiroz669 7 жыл бұрын
Greg25kk ketchup catsup ketchup catsup
@xanthrax6098
@xanthrax6098 7 жыл бұрын
Greg25kk lets get this out on a tray
@Wynter_Saleos
@Wynter_Saleos 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna to take one for the team and down the hole bowl no I'm fucking not" XD
@shmanti
@shmanti 7 жыл бұрын
Sasuke Uchiha XD lolz remember myspace?
@bingbong6928
@bingbong6928 7 жыл бұрын
shmanti but i thought it was a myth. A legend
@GrimChiefer
@GrimChiefer 7 жыл бұрын
Whole*
@autumnmatthews3179
@autumnmatthews3179 5 жыл бұрын
My parents had bowls like that. The whole set. They always scared me ignoring best before dates but strangely it doesn’t scare me so much now with the stuff you get into
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын
I too have developed a "2 days beyond the best before but it still looks and smells fine" rule as a result of watching Stuart eat expired stuff (but admittedly the stuff that's like 2 months out of date not four bloody decades). And that's a seriously cool profile picture.
@Churchgrimm
@Churchgrimm 8 ай бұрын
It's so wild that this video is the cited source on Davey Allison's Wikipedia page for the fact that he had his own brand of chili.
@slcolby
@slcolby 7 жыл бұрын
from now on i'm calling my paper towels "paper kitchen roll stuff"
@Gowire
@Gowire 7 жыл бұрын
I think we tend to call it kitchen roll in the UK, hence Stuart's word jumble
@slcolby
@slcolby 7 жыл бұрын
Jack Gowrie ahh, i see
@AsterioMetaverse
@AsterioMetaverse 7 жыл бұрын
That is a nerdy picture. Not hard to guess what kind of people would use it as a youtube icon.
@slcolby
@slcolby 7 жыл бұрын
くたばれクソタレ oh?
@SmokeAndClickCircles
@SmokeAndClickCircles 7 жыл бұрын
AsterioMetaverse And what kind of person would that be? Also I dragged your name to the text box and AsterioMetaverse came up, so i'm just going to keep that.
@Citizen_Nihilist
@Citizen_Nihilist 7 жыл бұрын
I live an hour's drive away from Bedford, where the chili was made. It was available here in Richmond until around 1993 when Allison passed away. I remember my dad buying a whole case.
@AS-ku5fr
@AS-ku5fr 3 жыл бұрын
9:25 will forever be one of my favorite Ashens moments
@amberlove1881
@amberlove1881 7 жыл бұрын
New tagline! ASHENS: "Imagine Some Piss"
@JeddtheJedi
@JeddtheJedi 5 жыл бұрын
You may say I'm a streamer, but I'm not the only one
@15-Peter-20
@15-Peter-20 4 жыл бұрын
Omg you're beautiful xx
@ProwerTheFox7
@ProwerTheFox7 3 жыл бұрын
@@15-Peter-20 simp
@06window37
@06window37 2 жыл бұрын
@@15-Peter-20 little yanks acting like its a crime to call a lassie beautiful 🙄
@15-Peter-20
@15-Peter-20 2 жыл бұрын
@@06window37 like its so wrong to pay a woman a compliment who indeed is very beautiful
@TheSexyFerret
@TheSexyFerret 7 жыл бұрын
you forgot to say "nice hiss" when you opened it..
@marcmcbride
@marcmcbride 7 жыл бұрын
Captain Ferret I bet Steve would eat the entire lot
@zetaruler
@zetaruler 7 жыл бұрын
Captain Ferret He also forgot to put it out on a tray and say "nice".
@cardboardboxification
@cardboardboxification 7 жыл бұрын
Captain Ferret hehe. Nice !
@lisatheboywonder6744
@lisatheboywonder6744 7 жыл бұрын
Steve1989 would not have eaten it if he saw the can bloated cause he knows that is botulism lol. Ashens went rouge there .
@lincolnnoronha4128
@lincolnnoronha4128 7 жыл бұрын
The sound of rot.
@donk1823
@donk1823 7 жыл бұрын
Every time I hear Ashens go on a tremendous, sweary rant, my heart soars with joy.
@TheManHam87
@TheManHam87 3 жыл бұрын
"Im going to take one for the team and down the whole bowl, No im fuuuuuuucking not" Lmao 😅
@Cynothogliss
@Cynothogliss 5 жыл бұрын
"Something not right amongst the spice"... which book in the Dune series was that?
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын
One of the shitty post-Frank books probably
@officialclownbusiness7788
@officialclownbusiness7788 7 жыл бұрын
it appears as though your can of chili has been pre-digested.
@JeddtheJedi
@JeddtheJedi 5 жыл бұрын
Pre-digested for your convenience
@Borshigi
@Borshigi 4 жыл бұрын
@@JeddtheJedi Lmao 😂
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 4 жыл бұрын
Davey Allison had already enjoyed that chili.
@girochin007
@girochin007 7 жыл бұрын
I was screaming at my screen for you not to eat the chili. OMG My dad bought several cans of that when I was a kid and it was not that color when it was new. IIRC it tasted like every other canned chili... Bleh.
@somregularguy
@somregularguy 7 жыл бұрын
girochin007 ya how I remember it it was bloody awful
@joshipuro
@joshipuro 7 жыл бұрын
i just kept chanting a horrified "no... NO" myself, growing steadily louder as he described things such as possible mold
@Boofy011
@Boofy011 7 жыл бұрын
girochin007 I always thought it tasted like my idea of what dog food would
@dumbfoxie9386
@dumbfoxie9386 7 жыл бұрын
girochin007 I yell "NO!" Too. But my sister locked me in room, because I was too loud
@cruxmind
@cruxmind 5 жыл бұрын
I would also leave my exaggerated description of myself yelling no at a video but, I'd rather not. You guys seem to have it under control.
@Hukkavei
@Hukkavei 3 жыл бұрын
Dabey's soul is finally free, as the last bean tin with his face on it was openend, the hiss was part of him freed from inside.
@limpnjen
@limpnjen 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I walk past a dumpster I'm going to say "ew, do you smell that massive undercurrent of rot?"
@NefariousMAC
@NefariousMAC 7 жыл бұрын
So does anybody know if Davey Allison took that chili recipe to the grave or what?
@lieutenanttofu8334
@lieutenanttofu8334 7 жыл бұрын
Nefarious M.A.C I hate when the ingredients list says "flavorings," "natural flavor" or similar. I'd really like more detail than that, yaknow?
@NoMooreMercyClips
@NoMooreMercyClips 7 жыл бұрын
It's the government's way of protecting secret recipes, but of course there are loopholes that companies use to get around saying what it is.
@DevinGates
@DevinGates 6 жыл бұрын
NoMooreMercy Gaming wd-40 isn't patented, so they never have to tell anyone what's in it
@pryingeyes1551
@pryingeyes1551 6 жыл бұрын
It also makes it impossible to know whether or not something's vegetarian. I mean, in this case, obviously not, given the beef content. But Many would be surprised to know that V8 is at times, and at times not, vegetarian.
@PlumbDrumb
@PlumbDrumb 6 жыл бұрын
what kind of meat product ends up in V-8?
@MattyStoked
@MattyStoked 7 жыл бұрын
+1 for repping Darth Plagueis memes.
@lumaseed6490
@lumaseed6490 4 жыл бұрын
@@tekuusi impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
@AniW2x4
@AniW2x4 3 жыл бұрын
@D'niro Gavin I've been looking forward to this
@johnbonhamsinger
@johnbonhamsinger 6 жыл бұрын
Your expletive filled rant was very Mark Corrigan, I laughed heartily!
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 7 жыл бұрын
ashens is gonna "lick the bean"
@s1nz_math674
@s1nz_math674 4 жыл бұрын
Legend
@michaelluptonremixes6681
@michaelluptonremixes6681 4 жыл бұрын
Insert rimshot here
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 4 жыл бұрын
@@s1nz_math674 thanks XD
@wolfyboy
@wolfyboy 4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelluptonremixes6681 *rimshot*
@06window37
@06window37 2 жыл бұрын
oh yes he could 😫
@GryffDavid
@GryffDavid 7 жыл бұрын
My kitten has been a bit sick for a couple days. That literally looks like her poop.
@Terabit3
@Terabit3 7 жыл бұрын
Gryffydd David: does it taste like chilli too?
@idealsurrealism9587
@idealsurrealism9587 5 жыл бұрын
@Kam Mike Not his kittys fault
@idealsurrealism9587
@idealsurrealism9587 5 жыл бұрын
@Kam Mike No
@viegomainjune
@viegomainjune 5 жыл бұрын
@Kam Mike how is it the cats fault
@iceg6621
@iceg6621 4 жыл бұрын
Well it certainly looks like a bad *poop*
@MrBananabart
@MrBananabart 7 жыл бұрын
"THE ONLY ONE BREWED WITH PURE ALASKA WATER YOU FUCKING HEAR THAT" I'm dead
@judd0453
@judd0453 4 жыл бұрын
I looked back to 85 all I saw was shrek starring me in the eye with a face of disappointment
@HughAverageHomoMan
@HughAverageHomoMan 6 жыл бұрын
One of these days Ashens will open a can of that toxin from Return of the Living Dead and doom us all.
@ChickpeaBlues
@ChickpeaBlues 7 жыл бұрын
"SHIT SON" my sides help me
@notamuffin
@notamuffin 7 жыл бұрын
"OOOHH SHIT, SON" -Ashens 2017
@red_doggo7219
@red_doggo7219 3 жыл бұрын
Somebody needs to show Ashens Talladega Nights.
@fdsaasdf2279
@fdsaasdf2279 5 жыл бұрын
Cant belive i dident know Colin Mcrae died. Must have gone over my head in the drinking days. Used to play those rally games.
@eimantasmerescenkovas7792
@eimantasmerescenkovas7792 3 жыл бұрын
Saddest part is that he died 1 day after his new game was released Collin McRae: Dirt and in 2009 Collin McRae: Dirt2 came out, it was the last game with his name. After that it has been from Dirt 3 to Dirt 5, Dirt Rally and Dirt Rally 2.0 without his name.
@aaron5015
@aaron5015 7 жыл бұрын
modified mood starch tastes like feels
@WickedSmile1337
@WickedSmile1337 7 жыл бұрын
Aaron Ondreako brilliant
@rwaitwhat
@rwaitwhat 7 жыл бұрын
Aaron Ondreako that is a perfect tagline. let us create this modified mood starch and become like unto gods
@pamelac4261
@pamelac4261 7 жыл бұрын
Aaron Ondreako its sans death from undertale ? ? ? ? THE FEEEEEEELSSSSSS
@tomcryer1638
@tomcryer1638 7 жыл бұрын
i love watching davey allisons smiling face, even though 2 inches above his face, hell is being revealed
@Thermalburn
@Thermalburn 5 жыл бұрын
that canned chili had remarkably natural ingredients. canned food today has like 5 food ingredients and 103 random preservatives or chemicals.
@Zcumgod
@Zcumgod 5 жыл бұрын
If it had more preservatives it probably would've lasted longer
@Flood520
@Flood520 5 жыл бұрын
If it were made today I guarantee the 2nd ingredient would be HFCS.
@Zyntherion2202
@Zyntherion2202 3 жыл бұрын
Tragic death of Davey Allison: "Drives a Helicopter and dies" Me: "huh... A racing driver who died from a helicopter crash... Sounds familiar..." Ashen: *COLIN MCRAE!* Me: "Oh yeaaa" Seriously, why do they even need to drive a helicopter? And die?
@applegal3058
@applegal3058 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, I love it when he does food videos!
@ConstantinosE
@ConstantinosE 7 жыл бұрын
Apple Gal me too :)
@rwaitwhat
@rwaitwhat 7 жыл бұрын
Apple Gal same! Since he closed the PO box I'm afraid we won't have as many though :(
@applegal3058
@applegal3058 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah. It sucks. For some twisted reason, I enjoy his suffering with expired food. lol
@yourlifeovermine666
@yourlifeovermine666 7 жыл бұрын
Why'd he close the PO box?
@rwaitwhat
@rwaitwhat 7 жыл бұрын
boredunicorn510, his house was filling up with boxes and boxes of things people sent to him. And of course since people don't know what others have sent, he'd sometimes have several of one item. It's understandable that he closed it, just a bit of a bummer
@jimmarshall3724
@jimmarshall3724 7 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, usually these videos of people "Unboxing" shit hold no thrill for me. But there's something about this channel that makes for compulsive viewing. Ashens is a genuinely funny guy! - A rarity among the countless youtube fuckwits
@Monica-rl1qr
@Monica-rl1qr 6 жыл бұрын
For me, it's partly because there's almost no-one else doing the stuff he does, & partly because in most cases, the crap he reviews is so poorly made that it makes me laugh in & of itself. The commentary is a bonus. If you like Ashens, you might like: Mike Jeavons' Infomercialism series, CinemaSins & BrandSins, & CultMoo's It Came from a Can series. They all do the same trope, referred to by tvtropes.org as "accentuating the negative."
@alwayscrispy666
@alwayscrispy666 5 жыл бұрын
If you enjoy these videos then you should definitely check out Steve1989mreinfo. He reviews MREs dating back to ww2 and I believe he reviewed a ration that was for ww1.
@ronank2432
@ronank2432 4 жыл бұрын
he ate older than that which is hard tack from us civil war
@duh_dyl
@duh_dyl 3 жыл бұрын
"And they stopped in 1979, when they all went home and didn't have jobs anymore" that cracked me up
@2SpiderHeads
@2SpiderHeads 7 жыл бұрын
9:20 Ashens reminds me of David Mitchell 😂
@milky2246
@milky2246 7 жыл бұрын
Never fail to put a smile on my face Ashens. Needed now more than ever with my Dad passing away two weeks ago today. I just wanna say Thank You.
@rich_vega
@rich_vega 7 жыл бұрын
The ONLY ONE brewed with PURE Alaskan water.
@l1wolf14av
@l1wolf14av 7 жыл бұрын
VeggØ Ω THE ONLY ONE!
@kristina80ification
@kristina80ification 7 жыл бұрын
"because no one else wanted to brew mass marketed beer in alaska but we have a government grant so I guess we have to now" was the rest of the slogan but it was too long to put on the can.
@russianspy5307
@russianspy5307 7 жыл бұрын
If you say there's other beer brewed with alaskan water i'll send the boys round your house
@Pinkscales
@Pinkscales 7 жыл бұрын
Looked more like pure Alaskan piss water
@Arbron
@Arbron Ай бұрын
"I never saw this stuff when it was fresh." Anyone else uttering this phrase would elicit confusion. With Ashens, it's warm nostalgia.
@lynnettelindsey154
@lynnettelindsey154 5 жыл бұрын
That can would have been a collector's item (unopened of course)
@theorangecrusher
@theorangecrusher 7 жыл бұрын
hearing you threaten people over the beer and the Alaskan water is gold.
@LairdDeimos
@LairdDeimos 7 жыл бұрын
I would love for you to tell us the tale of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
@bingbong6928
@bingbong6928 7 жыл бұрын
LairdDeimos its not a tale the jedi would tel you
@chickendrawsdogs3343
@chickendrawsdogs3343 6 жыл бұрын
Another KZfaqr opening old food and going all in... ...NICE! Subscribed.
@saxongreen78
@saxongreen78 5 жыл бұрын
It's not just racing car drivers who buy helicopters and kill themselves - one Graeme 'Shirley' Strachan (Australian glam rocker) took off in one and crashed it into a cliff in 2001.
@gekigami1791
@gekigami1791 7 жыл бұрын
imagine that. Ashens: How do I get 40 year old beer stains off my couch? Employee at Mor: ...Huh?
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 2 жыл бұрын
The odd thing is due to the estimated age of the sofa (the fact Stuart doesn't know how old it is, is a good indicator it's quite old) it's technically possible but incredibly unlikely someone could have spilled that beer on the sofa while it was still in production
@pascalfarful952
@pascalfarful952 7 жыл бұрын
To add to "racing drivers dying in helicopter crashes", you can add Al Holbert, multi-time IMSA GTP driver and Le Mans 24 hour race winner to that. Oh, and Randy Rhoads (not racing driver, same helicopter-related undoing)
@5roundsrapid263
@5roundsrapid263 7 жыл бұрын
Pascal Farful I think Randy was in a plane, actually.
@pascalfarful952
@pascalfarful952 7 жыл бұрын
Ah, you may be correct. So yes, it is just racing drivers who shouldn't fly helicopters. Good to know.
@5roundsrapid263
@5roundsrapid263 7 жыл бұрын
The NASCAR team owner Jack Roush crashed his plane TWICE and survived. Really bizarre.
@pascalfarful952
@pascalfarful952 7 жыл бұрын
Rick Hendrick was nowhere near that lucky though, especially not in 2004...
@internex4139
@internex4139 7 жыл бұрын
Pascal Farful add also Colin McRae who died in an helicopter accident
@ChickenPika
@ChickenPika 6 жыл бұрын
Chili-powered helicopter now.
@VodkaHellstorm
@VodkaHellstorm 4 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely surprised Ashens knows as much about various racing as he does.
@ChibiFlashify
@ChibiFlashify 7 жыл бұрын
Talking about horrible helicopter accidents with multiple fatalities is a good way to start a comedy video about ancient canned chilli.
@mafiacat88
@mafiacat88 7 жыл бұрын
As far as I can tell that's what NASCAR seems to be. Also holy hell this one was a rollercoaster of emotions. There was tragic loss, crashes, and chili, all the way to ashens reactions when eating food.
@FlergerBergitydersh
@FlergerBergitydersh 5 жыл бұрын
I'm tempted to set Ashens' "OH SHIT SON" as my notification sound now.
@MadPlasmatist
@MadPlasmatist 4 жыл бұрын
I screamed "NOOO DON'T DO IT!" so loud I hoped it would travel back to 2017 and warn you, but instead it only woke up my wife and now she's mad. Thanks you twat. Great stuff!!!
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