Lol

PowKiddy would be “Critter Intersection” instead of Animal Crossing

Wish: Exaltation of The Wilderness

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the legendary story of a guy named link:exhale carbon dioxide of the dangerous area of earth

That's a very cool fact, thank you for sharing!

I love this

The geniuses in ShenZhen really needs to make something worth my money.

Thanks for the additional information. This was some good extra laughs. :]

The other company still exists and makes FC clones, I actually own one of theirs here in Poland

“The key is a memory shape alloy”

shin megami tensei being translated was funny to me

SMALL ROBOTS, SON!

@@ccricers I read that in Otacons voice

Could you imagine Snake going "Alloy Equipment??"

Same

I took one little look at it and it looked EXTREMELY similar but then I realised the controllers looked stretched, the controls look different and it has “PowKiddy” on it too.

@Nero Mauritzen That's scorpion, and it's block low punch low punch

Lmfaooo

Our generation is required by law to remember the inputs for reptile's fatality. If you don't, I'm afraid I'll have to inform authorities.

I was quite disapointed he wasn't wearing a suit with a red tie. The illusion is ruined.

Kinda like your character in the first Bioshock.

He's in a studio now. If he was smart he would have cut off 90% of the couch and put it on a table so he could sit in a chair or stand instead of kneel on the floor.

@@illustriouschin I remember him showing in a video a couple years ago. I don't think it was propped up but it's definitely not the full sofa any more

I always imagined he looked like the Nostalgia Critic.

you mean that's not a game about reviewing tat on a manky sofa?

lorl

I'll happily buy a game about reviewing tat on a broken down brown sofa.

@@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 see: the ashens indie game jam thing

Ashens sound like a Dark Souls knockoff

Ouch... Burn

This is so on point it hurts. 😅

ooof. lol.

Still don't get Joystick drift complainers... this stuff is WAY more common with Xbox controllers and the one Joycon I've had with drift was fixed by me smashing the joystick in and spinning it around.

@@pickypath246 cool

💀💀

Lol

As a Switch owner, holy fuck lmfao.

I'm absolutely gone. Thank you for this!

For real, those joycons are awful, I just stick to the pro controller.

lmao

@Tuberculosis Dan Judging from the upvotes, 83 people.

@Tuberculosis Dan who asked you to give your opinion?

@Tuberculosis Dan You, apparently, since you took the time to comment instead of just completely ignoring it.

@Tuberculosis Dan Lots of people found it interesting. You don't have to be a constant douchebag, ya know?

Especially considering he was definitely closer to the Predator

@@TheHutchy01 holy shit just let the guy fucking rest already. He was tortured enough while alive. There's no evidence he touched children in any inappropriate way you dick.

@@Cuhrix thank you for saying that so I didn’t have to!!

@@Cuhrix Yeah...but...

@@MerkhVision Straight up. The disgusting, parasitic media couldn't stop repeating how he "regularly had children in his bedroom". In his bedroom, in his bedroom. His "bedroom" was literally the size of an entire house. It sounds a lot less threatening when one pulls their head from their ass, and actually looks at the reality of the situation. The fact that Corey Feldman backed him speaks to his innocence, considering he was the loudest voice against Pedowood. He was a damaged soul, but it doesn't appear he was a predator.

That’s actually crazy

@@trollscream8607 been watching since the OG pop station reviews 😭

How does it feel to see him aging over the years? Can you feel it or is it like with family?

@@JonatasAdoM for me if feels like when I used to climb the rope in gym class.

Been watching since I was 14, turning 21 tomorrow 😭

Console see, console do.

Out of the box, though?

Not a glitch, a feature lmao

Drift only happens when console is placed screen down . So sticks get caught in a position . EVERY MAN WITH BRAINS KNOWS THIS .

@@alanharrison2726 The Switch's analog drift happens over time even when the console/controllers are stored properly. That's why Nintendo gave out free replacements. It's not a result of mishandling.

Amazing

Thank you, that makes sense now.

Like some anime transformation phrase. Genius.

Ah! My hunch was right. They must be using something like google translate and not have someone to double check the translation. I’m glad you posted this cause the only part I could figure out was “ma”

Everyone knows Mario uses Yoshi Power

@@waffle2048 not the stupid gacha kid

@@Albert_7 oh god they're so cringy It makes me wanna stab them Which is something normal

@@Albert_7 well, not all gacha people are gachatards. Only the people that make heat. I'd suggest checking out RosyClozy and then apologize for ranting about the community. Sorry ik it sounds toxic, but I used to hate gachas too. I checked the community out and I found some real gems for an anime game.

@@waffle2048 s a m e

@@georgia8830 they ruined communitys and fanbases

Lol same!!

Lol

I do that all the time and it's annoying

@ChakramGuy no where near as much as me. I do it 5 times a day.

My sides hurt from laughing

Had you stayed on level 1, none of this would have happened.

Ugh I just hate it when I do that

Nearly ten years? You mean over 14 years. He started this before KZfaq even existed. But otherwise yeah, I agree. I appreciate the consistency.

I like his content but maybe thats why ashens subscriber count has stagnated

MAGNIFICENT brown couch.

@Chill Toad yeah I understand what you mean but his content doesn't really get picked by the algorithm

The camera quality upgrades are both jarring and subtle? What?

The fake switch: *"this is not a switch"*

This meme is not funny anymore dude

@@kralekis you’re not funny and you never have been

@Jackson robert scott offical i mean yeah we all get old (age) but anyways i like the Comment

wow that's so funny ahaha I cant stop laughing

Before the dark times. . . Before the Barry collabs.

I liked Barry!

@@betaman7988 Me too.

Lol

@@bradlauk1419 wtf you got against Barry!?

At least he got everything out of the way right at the start.

Also notice all his noise muffling pads on the ceiling :D

It’s a freaking studio he’s in. It’s not some dive apartment. The dream is over.

@@ninjamaster3453 always has been

@Chill Toad you have been bamboozled by a currently-popular internet reference known as a meme (thanks for the info btw, I've been watching his vids for awhile but not often enough to know stuff like that)

Yes

KiddyPow was rejected wonder why

Hello Claw.

Fucking awsome!

DeadwingDork Yes they have Claw.

Ayyy clawdaddy

It's weird when a KZfaqr you like likes another KZfaqr you like. Anyway, hey dude! Hullo and such!

Here, have a like

Take my upvote

Welp, I just found my porn name.

I like Fluid Mamba myself.

You, my sir. Deserve a cookie

That would genuinely be a more entertaining Christmas card than anything I’ve ever received

If I got that Christmas card, I might just piss myself in joy

“Ello, this is a Christmas card. I gave it to you because it’s Christmas. Now piss off you twat”

that is horrible

EVILLLLL

With 256MB RAM?… I doubt it would be usable, unless you put Gingerbread on it.

With a 1.3GHz CPU and 256MB RAM, this thing would struggle to run most forms of Android OS.

Yeah definitely, but in theory; 512mb or more isn't that hard to come by in low end devices. You could easily get a 512mb or 1gb tablet for around £20. There are tons of "fake hand held consoles" that use a custom firmware of android. If it just shipped with native android and a little bit more ram I think they'd do better.

It already appears to run some kind of Linux-based OS. It has a retroarch on it

Yep, you could download videos and songs in a easier way. Also, running your favorite emulators(mine is happy chick, and Ppsspp few times)

@@swirlingabyss lol

Otakun

Definitely "Disciplined" Poison Serpent.

Loony mite

Octagon fucking killed me 🤣

I can hear a tantrum in the first floor already with some tears in their eyes.

Hey, it's a gift. Its better than nothing.

Im saving up and waiting for the switch pro lol

@@sablightning4819 Well we have the switch OLED model, I guess that’s Nintendo’s “Switch pro”.

tch--chcka tchk-cha, tch--chcka tchk-cha, blllrp, Blrrrp, Blrr-rrp drrrr!

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abcpea solid snake? You mean opaque serpent

non translucent lizard

firm serpent

So it's ok as long as you have a spotter..lol

So that you can blame someone else if you mess it up

BUDDY!

Easy, just connect a USB game pad. Or even a keyboard.

I was also thinking that! A bit disappointed that ashens didn't open it up. I wonder if the buttons are easily replaced.

Just hotglue some completely unfinished 3d printed plastic on it and save yourself the $5,000.

the same with "alloy equipment"... it's just what we are used to... many things could have the most ridiculous names from our "now"-perspective, but if they were called that the whole time we wouldn't even think about it

I think Antonio Stella Bottom Tile must have translated these titles. If not him, then Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai for sure.

@@chrisakaschulbus4903 As someone that didn't grow with Metal Gear Solid I can confirm it will never not sound weird to me. Also there some words that have grown up so much one me that I no long can see the translations as better sadly.

Flammable Flame 505 gamegirl

Actually my Switch drifts left so nerr

Or my ps3 controller

You're at 69 likes

Haha I just ruined your 69 likes

@Jaden Bissell “no” what?

OOF size large

Oh my goodness 😬

Well, it's a good thing you did, because if I heard Ashens say that in front of me, I would've punched him.

Ivan Simpson Yeah no anime talk in MY Ashen videos

*who* would be the "sepai", though?

Life of Pi(e)?

Candy crush saga?

Lollipop Chainsaw

doctor mario

The Tale of Candies: The Saga

Stuart needs a section in the history books dedicated to all the tat that he has collected and reviewed (so we dont have to) over the years

Got any methylated spirits mate?

@@tasherxx_ same

oh hey, two channels I'm subscribed to. That's rather nice.

omg I didn't expect to see you here lol

Dreamcast controllers have the buttons like that.

@@user-pi5xz5je4y Nope, they use the Xbox layout.

The whole thing just weaves thru current Nintendo switch patents.

@@emilellenius The buttons might be mapped differently but they're labled the same way. Edit: typo

@@user-pi5xz5je4y That's what he's saying. On Dreamcast/Xbox the Y button is on the top with the A button on the bottom. On Nintendo consoles the X is on the top with the B button on the bottom. This matches neither scheme.

@Samurai Shampoo Tell that the poor Amazon Warehouse employees over here in the EU.

@Samurai Shampoo // So both Amazon warehouse employees _and_ nurse assistants are underpaid? A good point well made.

@@takashikamiyama4607 here in the UK they're on a good £3-4 more than minimum too

Its almost like unskilled labor doesn't make a lot of money

@@ladytaz6137 it's called unskilled, but as an employee of a big name parcel courier, i can say it's not all that unskilled, and i know that amazon require their employees to have previous experience working in the industry, and that their employees give less of a shit about your parcels than the company i work for, which is renowned for providing a "bad" service

It’s like that Boondocks episode 😂 MJ is an Alien...

Alien vs. Predator

i am so glad someone noticed that quick frame

@@justinjohnston8923 That KZfaq quick frame game. I love a good easter egg.

That "SD Up" game is actually a really obscure Gundam game. Apparently it's quite shit.

i'm pretty sure that's a deviantart username.

It must be the sequel to his fanfiction, "Five Creamy Furries" (from the Poundland Twinkies video)

I wonder what SP stands for... Yes, I know the "Fat furry" part and I won't kink shame. I'm not even better than those weirdo's!

@@haaxxx9 if it's deviantart, i'm sure it has something to do with inflation or diapers.

@@haaxxx9 Y'know, that's genuinely great, they ain't hurting anybody so they can do whatever. Still doesn't change the fact that the name is extremely questionable lol

I smell someone ordered a hundreds cores Xeon processor 😎 p.s. I bought myself recently 14th cores chip, it works, quite a work to turboboost it, but cheaper than latest core i5 10th gen. But I've used a good motherboard Asrock, not chinese Hungnan.

@@fontende I know nothing of computers and that might as well have been Greek, I just like listening to Ashens talk

Not quite. Japan and China share most of the same character based writing system. Since most Japanese Kanji are identical to Chinese Tanji, although some of the meanings are different. So what most likely happened is they looked up each game's name manually, took the direct translation of the Kanji to Chinese, then directly translated it to English. Since the Chinese characters phonetically are "Maliou," which is written these symbols: 马力欧. Which individually translate directly to "high horse power." So same thing probably happened to Metal Gear Solid. Just that the Kanji/Tanji dependencies in meaning are a lot more minor in that case.

I'm waiting for Wood Gear Liquid

In some alternate universe the best video game series ever made is called Alloy Gear Equipment

@@natsume-hime2473 What's Tanji? Is that Hanzi in another dialect?

Natsume-Hime skipped that entire comment but I pressed read more

Ayo 😳

Dying of laughter 😂

Sturdy reptile

I got everything else but don’t know what is being badly translated as “external nirvana”.

@@booperdooperproductions2545 its gotta be “outer heaven!” Lol

This is an excellent localization lmfao well done

pulley would be a better substitute for gear since they function similarily

if someone r/wooshes me i will personally translate all your thoughts into chinese

@@jetaddict420 gears and pulleys do not function similarly at all tho?

@@kalebgates7711 they both transmit force so instead of saying equipment which is the most general term ever substituting it for pulley makes much more sense

@@jetaddict420 then it might as well be alloy lever

im pretty sure he selected it when uploading

Boltaan'jistman Lol

Tolly Hill Yeah, but its still a good joke regardless

@@TollyH If you click on the game in the description, it says" Auto generated by KZfaq"

The "channel" is. Not the video being set as "ashen" KZfaq has a thing where they have auto generated "channels" that """posts""" videos from other users... Basicly the idea is you can "subscribe" to, say, the minecraft channel and KZfaq will start putting videos in your subscriptuon feed that are tagged as minecraft.

take a shot everytime he gets impatient incredibly quickly and slams every button

I always do that after playing Xbox or Playstation and going to the switch and such, and I feel like a tool for about ten minutes till I readjust to it.

I think the reason is that the buttons are actually in the normal layout, but when it emulates a nintendo console, the labels are wrong, so the button that is labeled "a" is actually "b", and so on... which is ironic, because it's supposed to be a switch...

Can't blame the guy when the labels contradict what it's mapped to.

To be fair, the “A” button is firstly in the wrong place, and secondly switches mapping to the “B” button every time emulation starts. The button labeled “A” is “A” in the system menu, but the button labeled “B” is “A” during any game.

Ikr this is bad

@Sean Dillon no u morron on the xbox Y is on top and X is on the left

but on the xbox A is at the bottom and B on the right but on Nintendo A is on the right and B is on the bottom

To make it even dumber, the manual showed the Playstation X/O/Triangle/Square buttons. So the manual shows Playstation buttons, the device has Nintendo buttons, but they swapped A and B to match Xbox.

ikr i saw that too wtf

Oh boy you're in for a ride 😂

@@gregmcgregginton574 This has been a ride indeed. Yet I keep coming back to this same video every month or so, lol.

I laughed harder than I probably should've at this comment

you can hit my engine very seriously, if ya know what i'm saying ;)

@Sassy The Sasquatchyou look so cute when you sleep in your bed :D

@@chrisakaschulbus4903 what

@@caligulasaquarium7637 the comment i was replying to was deleted... happens from time to time on this platform

@@chrisakaschulbus4903 scary

Like my mate Vince?

MrHack4never Especially your mate, Vince

Vince is a prick

@@annother3350 Whats vince done to you? He helped me move out once.

You can play Mario Bros on the Switch. As a matter of fact you can even play it in SMB3 if you're so inclined.

This might actually be funny if you couldn't play Mario Bros on the Switch.

You mean Super horsepower EURO 1

@@jamesg6660 "This might actually be funny if you couldn't play Mario Bros on the Switch." when the facts drop and you feel their impact through the written text :D but for real, if i were interested in a switch a bundle of emulators would be the first thing that i put on this thing... i heard n64 has pretty nice performance

@@chrisakaschulbus4903 Yeah, going off of Mario 3D All Stars, the Switch does N64 pretty good. I just wish that Nintendo would add an official N64 emulator alongside their NES and SNES ones already so I can have bluetooth N64 controllers lmao.

Pretty sure that's the third Alloy Equipment? Loved the second one Alloy Equipment 2: Boys of Freedom

Nice profile photo

@@CaptainNim correct.

@@jd61215 My favorite is part 4 : Shooty Shoot Shoot Of The Territory Lovers

Alloy equipment five: ghost hurted

Care to give the eldritch being its first name?

@@sushiibird7799 I think it’s beyond our human languages, but we could call it “Stu” to keep things simple.

Mind. Blown. 10/10 comment

Wait u don't casually keep benzene around incase you want to contact it with your knock off videogames?

A fucking explosions and fire reference under an ashens vid? That's new lol. But as long as it doesn't dissolve into a yellow liquid when put into benzene you should be good

No yellow goo. Someone mentioning two of my favorite youtubers. I love this part of KZfaq

because nintendo fell off and is now garbage

And whats the point of that?? Would much rather play on half of a nintendo lite screen that play this crap console

flan youre probably just salty you cant afford a switch so youre saying that lol. The switch is actually the best console nintendo has made so far.

gb/c/a, gamegear on bigger screen

this IS based on the full console

Nontendo Sham.

Jimtendo snitch

Swindletendo Sham

The Kensington Vii Siwtch

sintendo nwitch gintendo bame noy

Sadly that's Powkiddy's thing, there emulation is at times fantastic but to make it a decent price, they cut down on quality. Which is a shame because they know what people want but can't make it, with Anbernic going to Mini PC's and Retroid being radio silent, they may not have competitors soon and that worries me

@@SudrianTales still, just $10 more investment on part of the manufacturer for cosmetic pieces of plastics would have made the difference between the sky and the floor in terms of the quality and responsiveness of the controls. I would not see people complaining for a $10 more price for this unit if it means that it is actually playable.

@@yafilmDOTcom Of course, all there fans would agree with you and like me cry wishing Powkiddy would just get their shit together on quality, we don't want great, we would love if it was good at this stage