Poundland Special: Bitter Army Toilet Waffle | Ashens
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The stars have aligned and granted us another Poundland special! This time we've got rude lemons who refuse to answer questions, an entire army of little red men, rude mugs, not-actually-Lego, hilarious (?) toilet paper, and a garden ornament that's clearly just a mushroom and doesn't look like anything else at all. Not even a little bit!
#Poundland #Special #Ashens
@ShakeItLittleTina 4 жыл бұрын
The Ashens are returning to the Poundlands, nature is healing
@samholdsworth3957 4 жыл бұрын
Time to go hunting for Ashens...my freezers looking slim
@eag_illustration 4 жыл бұрын
It’s been a long time since I heard ashen said “cheapo”
@EntwinedSouls 4 жыл бұрын
I approve of your picture and your message
@Jesse__H 4 жыл бұрын
God dammit I got a good laugh from that. Thank you 😅
@min_nari 4 жыл бұрын
in the wilderness field of poundlands, we can see ashens thriving in their natual habitat
@quartzofcourse 4 жыл бұрын
It’s actually Bill Shitter, he’s very worried about his privacy and tried to censor his name
@doomslayer3593 4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@nubnubthegreat8215 4 жыл бұрын
most people connfuse it for ball shitter
@DewMan001 4 жыл бұрын
@@nubnubthegreat8215 Mr. Ball Shitter has been getting Bill's mail for ages now and is getting really really frustrated about it
@wojtektaracinski7977 3 жыл бұрын
Bill Shitter, Shitterton Dorset
@yb101z 3 жыл бұрын
boll shitter is their long lost twin
@kawoshiman 4 жыл бұрын
Ashens seems to have forgotten that he once bought 100 toy soldiers for a pound... That's inflation at work!
@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 4 жыл бұрын
The soldiers seem to have exactly the same designs as before, too.
@BoogyMushrooms 4 жыл бұрын
Ahaha, I remember that! Didn't he give up counting them halfway through? He had follow through this time!
@toastcrunch9387 4 жыл бұрын
Half the price was for the bucket they came in. Also the rock/flag w/ sticker is a premium.
@az27106 4 жыл бұрын
No no no you guys’ve gotten it wrong it literally says CYBER COMBAT ALIEN DEFENCE FORCE SOLDIERS completely different thing from normal run off the mill soldiers
@kagaminate2923 4 жыл бұрын
He got the bucket free too
@JetNix 4 жыл бұрын
Toilet paper with jokes written on it - shits and giggles.
@InfernosReaper 4 жыл бұрын
That's the first ever good use for that phrase. Congrats
@lightchipster 4 жыл бұрын
Ashens: Is able to identify incredibly obscure games and 80s media Also Ashens: What is this random flag??
@joannegray5138 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like the Russian flag?
@illus1ve 4 жыл бұрын
It is indeed the russian flag.. So it's the Russian Cyber Army. Probably the guys who hacked Hillarys email :P
@ThePrimaFacie 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair its not the USSR flag. Even tho its been around since 1696 but has been THE RUS flag since 93. thanks, wiki
@LastofAvari 4 жыл бұрын
@@illus1ve Those Alien soldiers are rushin' to conquer some new land.
@frankystein9370 4 жыл бұрын
@@joannegray5138 Of course it is Russia - soldiers are RED.
@RobotSocialist 4 жыл бұрын
Oh man, my friend Bill Shitter is going to love his new desk plaque!
@M0nchis 4 жыл бұрын
every time i hear that "do you see?", i just got horrible flashbacks of him screaming "do you see?".
@godslaughter 4 жыл бұрын
I on the other hand just start screaming the same.
@therunawaykid6523 4 жыл бұрын
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@WhimsicottFanatic 4 жыл бұрын
A little fun fact about Magic 8-Balls: They usually have a 20-sided die in them, with 10 sides giving a positive answer, 5 giving a neutral answer, and 5 giving a negative Why am I bringing this up? Because from what I've been able to see [which granted isn't much given the alcohol that is darker than my self-esteem], the Sour Sphere™️ seems to contain an 8-sided die instead of a 20 Why's that matter? It doesn't. At all. But, assuming I'm right, it's kinda funny that the manufacturer couldn't've been bothered getting a d20 mold, and yet at the same time with it being an essential dollar store product, it's unsurprising But there's also the question on whether or not the 8th side contains a phrase not listed on the box or just a repeat of one of the other 7 If anyone's mad enough to crack open this Cranky Citrus™️ and prove me wrong on it being a d8 in there, I'd love that But at the same time I wouldn't recommend it because I feel like if you got any of that dark blue alcohol on you it's not going to wash out easily
@Thomas-zr7yu 3 жыл бұрын
Why are both the names you gave it better than the actual name
@mamesmck5236 3 жыл бұрын
But now I really *want* some one to crack it open and find out!!!
@miekekuppen9275 3 жыл бұрын
That´s probably also the reason it´s hard to "roll" properly. Too angular.
@R4780Y 3 жыл бұрын
They're triangular die with a hole on one of the faces so it moves in the liquid. I cracked one open at the seam and the whole ball isn't full of liquid, it's a cylindrical plastic tube thats only as thin as the plastic window you look through to see the dice. Very very weird to look inside when your entire life you've thought the entire thing was full of liquid
@JonatasAdoM 3 жыл бұрын
@@R4780Y Don't ruin the magic for the rest of us
@butre. 4 жыл бұрын
I deeply appreciate the contrast between a distinctly valley girl phrase like "as if" and a distinctly british phrase like "you knob"
@kylefox666 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Ashens kept the same his whole KZfaq career. No dramatic sound effects, not shouting on camera, no long annoying video transitions. Just straight forward entertainment.
@thebondofunity 4 жыл бұрын
If it ain't broke, don't fix it
@__BT-7274__ 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the couch
@FIXTREME 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't even need HD, HD needed him
@bindingofisaacchannel3054 4 жыл бұрын
He did an ad but it’s an ad for something nice, I’d expect no less
@MarshallRawR 4 жыл бұрын
No sound effects? What's that soundboard for then?! lol
@LexiEyesUnicorn 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad a patron used the name: Antonio Stella Bottom Tile.
@nanophosis6256 4 жыл бұрын
An Ashens classic.
@therunawaykid6523 4 жыл бұрын
LexiEyesUnicorn and Craig mona
@rockerseven 3 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite Ashens name is Lance Corporal Fozzington.
@JeanMarceaux 3 жыл бұрын
@@nanophosis6256 an excellent reference
@5udimax 2 жыл бұрын
But someone needs to use "Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai" too
@Mr._Sandman 4 жыл бұрын
Did you know that if you drink the blue liquid inside of a magic 8-ball, you can see the future? It's true! My buddy Keith did it, and he said he was going to die, and he did!
@WhyDidIJustEatThat 3 жыл бұрын
Ellis? Is that you?
@LonelySpaceDetective 3 жыл бұрын
@@WhyDidIJustEatThat Nah, if it was Ellis then Keith would have lived.
@mallardtheduck1 4 жыл бұрын
Russian flag, crimson plastic...? Somebody misunderstood what "Red Army" means.
@eins2001 4 жыл бұрын
Nod? Is that you??
@JohnsonTheSecond 4 жыл бұрын
£1 Katyusha
@SOHCAHTOKAH 4 жыл бұрын
Russian bots Russian flag? Cyber troops hmmmm?
@jakublulek3261 4 жыл бұрын
Accurate representation of how West understands communism and Russia in general.
@helgenlane 4 жыл бұрын
"Is it actually a flag of a country? I don't know" Well, that happens, I guess...
@themacity 4 жыл бұрын
The plaque actually says Balls hitter, it's meant for baseball players
@butre. 4 жыл бұрын
its Bill S. Hitter idiot
@joannegray5138 4 жыл бұрын
You're both wrong - it's Bells Hitter, so it's clearly aimed at campanologists.
@goeland4585 4 жыл бұрын
Or "Balls, Hitler!"
@themacity 4 жыл бұрын
@@goeland4585 fun fact: most people attribute the effective communication methods during the world war to morse code, but actually these signs were the most effective warning system back in the day
@MacaqueStinx 4 жыл бұрын
Lol balls hitter, hitting testicles.
@RHM087 4 жыл бұрын
Interesting seeing Ashens' reflection in the Chrome Garden Mushroom (or CGM). Like a subtly unsettling version of "Hand With Reflecting Sphere."
@mgodfrey5192 4 жыл бұрын
Actually LOL'd when you showed the chrome mushroom. I was in a Poundland just 2 days ago, saw it and genuinely thought of sending it to you.
@krinos1 4 жыл бұрын
What broke ass council house estate benefits liver goes to poundland in the first place to get anything other than a cheap gift for someone u don’t rlly care about do ppl look at this stuff and say u know what i want that silver dil- i mean mushroom
@raf42 4 жыл бұрын
The "brix" have a naught-to-three-sad-onions on the outside, but the instructions say for 6+. So if you're 4-5 years old, you can open it up, but not assemble it?
@PunakiviAddikti 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is correct.
@Okurka. 4 жыл бұрын
4-5 yo can't read the instructions.
@TheWhoamaters 4 жыл бұрын
@@Okurka. you underestimate them
@adamchmielewski6162 4 жыл бұрын
Okurka some can read
@superninja4687 2 жыл бұрын
@@Okurka. I could read at that age
@aaronmyers6686 4 жыл бұрын
"Bitter army toilet waffle" sounds like a password to activate a sleeper agent.
@yerocnevets0m3ga 4 жыл бұрын
He activated the winter soldier
@EdgyShooter 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to slip that into a casual conversation 😅
@Kylorin235 4 жыл бұрын
The deactivation code is “ Battle Kron Three Throusand”
@MrSquark 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a password similar to 'correct horse battery staple' from xkcd
@Mkspokes 4 жыл бұрын
Aaron Myers it’s the password for my online banking 😂
@SvenSvenApfel 4 жыл бұрын
I love that he reviewed another bucket (or was it a tube) of soldiers years ago and made the exact same jokes.
@munchbob1 4 жыл бұрын
2:51 Thank you for making me realise “Noseybonk” backwards is “Knob ye son”
@bigjimslim 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen this brown couch so many times, I’ve oddly developed a sense of nostalgia from it.
@QueenVoodo0 4 жыл бұрын
jimboslice I’ve been watching him since I was a child
@theghostofthomasjenkins9643 4 жыл бұрын
i know this couch better than i know my grandparents and they are still alive.
@sts-31 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know which has seen the dirtiest stuff throughout the yeard. The ashen couch or the casting couch
@superscatboy 4 жыл бұрын
I have developed a sexual attraction to it.
@QueenVoodo0 4 жыл бұрын
superscatboy Excuse me what
@ash36230 4 жыл бұрын
"Includes paid promotion" Oh... displate... for a moment there I thought you were the new public face of Poundland marketing. As seen on Ashens.,
@kevboard 4 жыл бұрын
let's be real... he kinda is... and for years now.
@threeglassjars6051 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, they really should do that
@slaughterround643 4 жыл бұрын
I think it would ruin it, like an indie artist selling out
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi 4 жыл бұрын
Let's just be thankful he didn't sponsor RAID: Shadow Legends, AKA the COVID-19 of KZfaq sponsor ads.
@dhruvchawla5476 4 жыл бұрын
@@IvanovIvanAKrutoi he's Ashens, he has some sense of integrity unlike others
@SirJusticeNugget 4 жыл бұрын
Girl Mystery Box: Yay Ice Cream C: Boy Mystery Box: D E A T H
@areyousureyouenteredyourna85 4 жыл бұрын
Combine the two. Ice cream truck of death.
@maighstir3003 4 жыл бұрын
@@areyousureyouenteredyourna85 On the other hand, eating a ballistic missile under a parasol doesn't really sound like a fun time. I wonder how they taste.
@areyousureyouenteredyourna85 4 жыл бұрын
When bomb pops go nuclear. Lol
@EmeraldLavigne 3 жыл бұрын
@@maighstir3003 like death. Were you not paying attention, mate?
@emmaplaysgreen2849 5 ай бұрын
I'm a mum of three AFAB kids, one born in 1994, the next in 2005, and the youngest in 2009. When my oldest was a kid, in the 90s, it felt like so much progress had been made since my own childhood, as a girl who, yes, liked some 'traditionally girly' things, but was far more of a tomboy, in the '70s. I grew to detest and reject pink simply due to how much it was forced on us back then, for example. When my oldest was under 10, I banned Barbies as gifts, in an attempt to prevent them becoming the overwhelming majority source of gifts/toys/products. It worked! She had a few secondhand ones that she used to play with in the bath :-) but not everything Barbie, as happens to so many little girls. She had a complete mix of toys. Dolls, L'ego, Playmobil - so much of the Playmobil fantasy world sets, including the large castle, from the big dept. store in Manchester, because she was my Mum and Dad's first grandkid and they were spoiling her! Lots of crafting stuff and paints, boardgames. The Early Learning Centre was my favourite toy shop back then, there were no seperate 'boys' and 'girls' toy aisles like at Toys R' Us, or over here in France, like there used to be at Jouet Club until only a few years ago - their shops were literally divided in two by gender! It was the same with kids clothes too. Not perfect, but there were plenty of options in the 90s for kids clothes that didn't push rigid, patriarchal, toxic gender roles that are harmful for all genders, for cis kids and for the nascent queer and trans kids who are still figuring out who they are. But by the time my middle daughter was born in 2005, it felt that everything had regressed back to where we were in, maybe the 80s, if not earlier? We were back to the strict gender roles again. Looking around big chain shops like Mothercare, the messaging was back to the words of the old-fashioned rhyme: Boys: slugs and snails and puppy dogs tails Girls: sugar and spice and all things nice This translated to modern boys products having images of spaceships, tractors, cars, lorries, bikes, knights, dragons, dinosaurs etc and words like "Trouble", colours were blue, brown, grey, dark and sombre, even the reds tended to be dark - burgundy, rather than a brighter scarlet. Summer clothes would be paler, of course, but still the same colours. Girls had fairies, princesses and unicorns, glitter and sequins, and the words were "Princess" or similar. Just as in this video, once out of the baby stage, it was the same withe toys. But even that's not true! This toxic gendering of toys and everything in children's lives is so pernicious it even starts at birth with baby equipment and baby toys for newborns who have no capacity to understand the societal significance of different colours but also their eyes can't even see pale pastel colours like baby pink and baby blue (or bloody sad beige, for that matter, but that's a whole other rant!) My middle daughter turne out to be completely gender non-conforming from the age of 3/4. A total tomboy, as we used to say. (Now 18, she's definitely cis, we had an open conversation about how people can be trans from an early age.) She loved Spiderman, Pokeman, watching DragonBall Z, and playing Minecraft. Now, it's One Piece, JoJo, AoT, reading manga, watching anime on Crunchyroll, playing Fallout and painting GW minis and World of Tanks, well, tanks. My youngest is my trans son, who only came out as trans in the last year. He followed the steps of my middle daughter and was very much more interested in L'ego, Minecraft and Roblox, as well as being very creative. We moved to France in late 2005 and I did find that although the toy shops here were more strictly gendered when it came to separating the aisles, the clothes were far less heavily gendered and had much more interesting choices. Even, obviously pretty girls clothes still came in a far wider range of colours, including grey, brown and even black, and without such obviously toxic messaging. Anyway, sorry for such a long comment on an old video! And Ashens, I have no idea if you read these but if you do, as someone close in age, probably a few years older at 52, a 'girl gamer' who had a ZX81 in 81, and has played vidéo games ever since (and before even on an early knock off console my parentsacquired from somewhere), I would love it if you'd make pointless gendering the theme of a video one day. You do bring it up now and then but it would be fantastic to have your expert knowledge and thoughts on how we've progressed and regressed in toys and entertainment media over the last several decades! 💚
@ArchangelExile 4 жыл бұрын
That in-video advertisement fit in perfectly with the rest of Stuart's video content, lol. It didn't even really feel like an ad and I didn't end up skipping ahead like I usually would.
@crescentfresh8001 4 жыл бұрын
Poorly molded Army Men are underrated in the "bad toy" arena. They're always hilarious. I'm actually impressed that the guns weren't droopy on these, I rarely even see well-made army men with non-fucked-up guns.
@emmaplaysgreen2849 5 ай бұрын
Even Games Workshop models' weapons can come off the sprue suffering from droopage. And GW's plastic crack usually costs significantly more than ~ 2p each!
@pepeshel8445 4 жыл бұрын
Flag of Russia: exists Ashens: I’ve never met this man in my life
@Nimmo1492 4 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it
@Jambunctious 4 жыл бұрын
Yugoslavia? Never heard of her! She must be Dutch.
@jasonrollins1385 4 жыл бұрын
@@Jambunctious 😂😂😂
@sos_legio_primus9177 4 жыл бұрын
I love it how Stuart almost loses it and has to disguise a laugh over the "constipation" joke
@draco2023b 4 жыл бұрын
12:45 “so going back to the toys” Some people would consider that “mushroom” a toy
@Caledon91 4 жыл бұрын
We need a Sad Onion 8-ball toy. All the answers are yes/no but very melancholy.
@DumbArse 4 жыл бұрын
With such amazing phrases like: "Yeaaaaah" "sure" "whatever" "for all I care" "go to hell you bloody troglodite" "no way" "By all means"
@superscatboy 4 жыл бұрын
Every side should be a miserable non-committal sigh.
@slaughterround643 4 жыл бұрын
I want a Sad Onion stress ball
@tygonmaster 4 жыл бұрын
Epstein-approved sad onion sex doll when. :^)
@FIXTREME 4 жыл бұрын
Blablabla? "Yes 😟" Blablabla? "No 😞"
@grumpychar 4 жыл бұрын
When Ashens doesn't realize he's reviewed those same exact army men before they were just green. Almost had EXACTLY the same reaction to the loping machine gun man as well. It's the poundland special with the deathknights :)
@isabellamorris7902 4 жыл бұрын
I think he does half acknowledge it - he mentions that they're "generic soldiers". The ones in that set were a fair bit crappier than even these
@NekoiNemo 4 жыл бұрын
5:15 Oh, come on, Ashens, that's just the flag of the larges country in the bloody world...
@retrovortex624 4 жыл бұрын
I was tempted to buy some Displates but after reading some recent reviews it seems like the artists barely get anything at all for commission (like $1-$2 unless they post an affiliate link and then they get a little more and they have to earn 50 to get paid at all), and a lot of creations use stolen artwork too. And the posters themselves have multiple reviews about falling off the wall and the mounting bit peeling off, damages on arrival and some posters coming all blurry and low-res. Shame. I really liked the abstract roshi one, the outrun one, and the poster of Ornstein and Smough, but I definitely wouldn't order if none of them were actually from the original artist themselves.
@sailoramanaxasu2455 4 жыл бұрын
The original artist of the picture with the cows is not even named Jason Różalski. The author's name is Jakub. If you search for "Jason Różalski" it only gives you some Pinterest posts uploaded by random people. The original author's website is jrozalski. com, and as far as I'm aware the guy is not using aliases other than mr_werewolf. Im almost certain that they are simply stealing this art from Pinterest.
@nanophosis6256 4 жыл бұрын
No hate on Ashens for his paycheck, but glad for the information before I buy. I always suggest getting prints straight from artists when possible!
@monochromemiku7983 3 жыл бұрын
I've seen many artists I follow on Twitter have their art straight-up stolen by Displate recently. Obviously this isn't Ashens' fault but no one should buy anything from then and I hope he never advertises them again.
@ColonelPenguin 4 жыл бұрын
It's been a while, the prophecy spoke of Poundland Special's return
@wisteela 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, the grassmasks told me
@themanofram 4 жыл бұрын
"An excellent prophecy"
@neilyb5012 4 жыл бұрын
Aye the prophecy the three witches spoke of it to my mate Macbeth
@garou1911 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who was injured in the great ketchup fire of 1973, I approve of this video
@HaydenX 4 жыл бұрын
Let's play a game called: "Where am I Hiding my Lawn Ornament?" ;)
@Mkspokes 4 жыл бұрын
HaydenX in his panties 😂
@Bergerons_Review 3 жыл бұрын
18:05 Both mugs have the handles upside-down.
@walonsubi 4 жыл бұрын
When I saw the paid promotion bit at the start I thought for a brief, beautiful second you'd been recruited by Poundland's marketing team.
@aceisking 3 жыл бұрын
He owns poundland so why would he promote himself to poundland's marketing team?
@foxpawx 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, Ashens. I needed this today.
@jamescollievlogs4797 4 жыл бұрын
So did I, Thanks ashens
@wisteela 4 жыл бұрын
@@jamescollievlogs4797 "Thashens"
@jamescollievlogs4797 4 жыл бұрын
Paul Potter 👍😂
@Leeqzombie 4 жыл бұрын
That Twunt Waffle mug is so bizarre I kinda want it. I hate how they gave the graphic a background though, making the printing area hideously obvious.
@Bacony_Cakes 4 жыл бұрын
No, it belongs to Sir Tarquin Wuntwaffle.
@DarknessViper99 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine running out of bog roll during quarantine and only having that crappy joke toilet paper.
@surnis9043 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no! I wanted to keep this roll forever! Now that I used it, reading the jokes is a lot harder.
@DarknessViper99 3 жыл бұрын
Surnis !!! This is a cursed comment.
@shaydevlin5557 4 жыл бұрын
I went to Poundland today in Birmingham and when i looked outside i saw two chavs fighting
@bongwater5612 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Birmingham to me.
@claudiobizama5603 4 жыл бұрын
Nature is healing
@owllymannstein7113 4 жыл бұрын
Did you win?
@kirstygunn4523 4 жыл бұрын
The chavs are out and about in my local town too ain't nature beautiful
@tonyjones9442 4 жыл бұрын
That's the same in every town. Before the smoking ban I saw people smoking shopping around farm foods. Got to love Britain.
@clydethomas52 4 жыл бұрын
the army figurine with the arms outstretched look's like he's just come back in from the back garden with the poop scoop
@superscatboy 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why he didn't just use the toilet like a normal person.
@leons.kennedy2747 4 жыл бұрын
He saw all the garden ornaments.
@maverickhistorian6488 Жыл бұрын
Big tough soldiers just dig a hole and get on with it.😁
@PandoraSystem 3 жыл бұрын
Ashens: "What name does she look like to me?" Me: Deborah? Kathy? Susan? Ashens: "BATTLECRON THREE THROUSAND."
@fluffycritter 4 жыл бұрын
If those soldiers were into "cyber-combat" shouldn't they be, like, sitting at computers or something?
@LonelySpaceDetective 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they operate on Hollywood logic, and those are their VR world avatars or somethin'.
@clray123 3 жыл бұрын
Don't funck with the red army, twuntwaffle.
@tarquinwuntwaffle7481 4 жыл бұрын
One of my associates has informed me that you have a beverage container for me, may I ask how I may avail of this most gracious offer kind sir?
@sixhawks 4 жыл бұрын
Classic
@AntonioStellaBottomTile37 4 жыл бұрын
it could take a while, I'm still waiting on getting my touch sensitive guitar back
@Unadulteratedmadness 4 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile OH MY GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mamesmck5236 3 жыл бұрын
This is dedication
@MrRyanlennie2005 4 жыл бұрын
“Imagine you have a desk. Crazy I know!”......I don’t know why but that made me laugh a lot.
@RichardCox0 4 жыл бұрын
Floor gang ouhh
@404killer 4 жыл бұрын
ok
@rekagaal 4 жыл бұрын
I swear I remember Barry making the "belt made of watches = waist of time" joke on one of the 'Don't Laugh' episodes on Barshens. You didn't laugh then either.
@iorek1039 4 жыл бұрын
"If Only I Could" is by Jakub (not Jason) Różalski aka Mr Werewolf for anyone interested. He's a well known concept artist who worked on The Witcher 3 and did some concepts for the upcoming Metal Gear Solid movie.
@owllymannstein7113 4 жыл бұрын
Finally Dollar Tree has surpassed Poundland in the field of generic lego. They currently sell a set of 6 different vehicles that join together to form a voltron-esq robot.
@InfernosReaper 4 жыл бұрын
The one around here has a lot of decent generic pieces for its off-brand as well. One can get a pretty nice set going on for like $5 plus tax
@dylnm 4 жыл бұрын
This year has been shit, we needed a poundland special. thanks
@stationsixtyseven67 4 жыл бұрын
That's so true.
@athenathegreatandpowerful6365 10 ай бұрын
It got worse 🎉
@smilesiel 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, I'm so glad that there's a new Poundland special. Watching these are for some reason as comforting as having a nice warm blanket draped over your shoulders
@JustJohn85 4 жыл бұрын
"Are you our new God?" "I'm not listening" Makes sense to me.
@TXFDA 4 жыл бұрын
I want a version of Toy Story, where Andy gets THESE army men instead.
@FreezepondMapping 4 жыл бұрын
All the dialogue for them are various "BLYATs" and "OY BLINs"
@goodburger1114 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t change the story at all
@Consural 4 жыл бұрын
Girls' locker room: "Let's go eat ice cream after school!" Boys' locker room: "Any of you dudes got the new intercontinental ballistic missiles?"
@kevinm5940 4 жыл бұрын
Boys' locker room: *geiger counter noises*
@Mkspokes 4 жыл бұрын
Consural the boys will once they’ve grown up 🤣 lol
@Consural 4 жыл бұрын
@@kevinm5940 lol
@inserthere44 4 жыл бұрын
Wooow, I just rediscovered this channel after *ages*. Used to watch him years ago, I'm glad to see he still has his iconic sofa. Never knew I'd see him again
@GatorInVirtual 4 жыл бұрын
Me, realizing Athens owns more than a couch and the drink station: Wait, that's illegal
@Bacony_Cakes 4 жыл бұрын
"Athens"
@jen6893 3 жыл бұрын
Bacony Cakes Stuart is in fact a Greek city. Did you not know that? 😂
@philipcorner574 4 жыл бұрын
3:33 I once watched Die Hard 2 on TV in Toronto and they silenced the word "Motherfucker" to remove only the "Mother" part! It took me a while to notice the idiocy.
@ABW941 4 жыл бұрын
I guess a fucker is less bad than a motherfucker. And what else could they silence but the word mother? If they would have silenced the word fucker they would have ended up with mother, which isnt an insult.
@BungleBare 4 жыл бұрын
They usually overdub it with “Melonfarmer”, so that the actor’s lips stay in synch.
@PointsofData 3 жыл бұрын
@@ABW941 the point usually isn't to keep an insult but to not offend. If they cared about continuity they wouldn't fuck with the dubbing at all.
@VanillaNukaCola 4 жыл бұрын
I would totally just buy that Twunt Waffle mug for myself, would give me a giggle until it broke, so at least two uses
@tarquinwuntwaffle7481 4 жыл бұрын
What, may I ask, is so amusing about crockery bearing my name?
@Dreadjaws 4 жыл бұрын
@@tarquinwuntwaffle7481 'Cause you sound like a Grand Moff?
@lovinglife17 4 жыл бұрын
Your channel is the only one where I'm perfectly willing to sit through the entire paid promotion part. Your genuineness and unique brand of humor keeps them interesting and entertaining :)
@wilting_alocasia 4 жыл бұрын
When it said 'includes paid promotion' I genuinely thought Ashens had been sponsored by Poundland 😂😂
@Rysarod 4 жыл бұрын
This is kind of a big moment. To be here with the video so fresh
@fpcooper95 4 жыл бұрын
Same for me, and I’ve been watching forever lol
@QuarterMuncher93 4 жыл бұрын
Fresh as the Bitter Lemon
@claudiobizama5603 4 жыл бұрын
That's literally The Red Army, that explains the Russian flag
@CarrotConsumer 4 жыл бұрын
And the thinness.
@deetvleet 4 жыл бұрын
@@CarrotConsumer Too soon
@JRHainsworth 4 жыл бұрын
@@deetvleet It's been 100 years
@JRHainsworth 4 жыл бұрын
Persim Berry Joke =/= Historically Accurate
@trieshardgaming 3 жыл бұрын
Twunt waffle. Hilarious. "DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE?!?!" I still to this day love your improv take on these reviews. Hilarious.
@NickShillitoMusic 4 жыл бұрын
My wife has really got into gardening during the lockdown boredom, she keeps buying chrome garden ornaments.
@TheTEENWULF 4 жыл бұрын
METALICOCK! that's one for the Spaced fans.
@ChesuMori 4 жыл бұрын
"You often get those in buckets of soldiers"... I'll take your word on it, seeing as you're the only person who would know this.
@danforbes3573 4 жыл бұрын
3:34 Thats the one old Boris Johnson should have on his desk.
@clray123 3 жыл бұрын
He is self-explanatory, doesn't need one.
@acciaiomorti 4 жыл бұрын
"do you see" :) "do you see!?" :( ono "DO YOU SEE" "DO YOU SEE"
@dcflake5645 4 жыл бұрын
Saw paid promotion and when 12:20 was on screen thought he was doing a bad dragon ad.
@JR-gl1nx 4 жыл бұрын
Those soldiers are like the military versions of the 'Thin Men' from Xcom.
@patrickphelan279 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the Thin Men were kind of the military version of the Thin Men, given that they were an invading force. But, you know, these ones are a lot more openly militaristic.
@retro_reflections 4 жыл бұрын
Ashens, bringing you the joy of shiny mushrooms and the mystery of where to leave them.
@oliverbean6955 4 жыл бұрын
It's so great to see you after all this time. Love your videos.
@Silentgrace11 4 жыл бұрын
I see you found Barry Lewis’s list of dad jokes there 😂
@EdPlaysGames 4 жыл бұрын
Ah Jesus.. those mushrooms.. I literally said to my girlfriend when we saw them the other day Ashens will definitely feature those in his next Poundland video.. I wasn’t wrong clearly *burns image from mind with parafin, bleach and a match*
@spikedthenukes2893 4 жыл бұрын
I miss Poundland, I'm shielding until the 1st of August since I've got a kidney transplant... I love your Poundland videos.
@PunakiviAddikti 4 жыл бұрын
That ashens art is looking pretty good. Gotta love the 0-3 sad onions print featuring happy onions, indifferent onions and surprised onions!
@stephenjames1124 4 жыл бұрын
The "2" on the "Bitter Lemon" is for £2... and the flag in the soldiers is the Russian flag!
@richardgadberry8398 4 жыл бұрын
Stuart is a communist. I KNEW IT!!!
@superscatboy 4 жыл бұрын
!
@dogwalker666 4 жыл бұрын
That's why they are red then.
@nasonxian 4 жыл бұрын
@@dogwalker666 My thoughts exactly
@PunakiviAddikti 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh so that's why they're all red! It's the communist army!
@dylnm 4 жыл бұрын
4:50 They're Cyber Combat soliders... and the flag on the inside is Russian... google Glavset ;)
@Anarchidi 4 жыл бұрын
I think he was being sarcastic about the flag. You can't be an adult and don't recognize the Russian flag.
@froggybrolly 4 жыл бұрын
That was a fun Wikipedia rabbit hole
@LordDragox412 4 жыл бұрын
@@Anarchidi You can actually. Although it doesn't happen in Britain, in US it's quite common.
@humble2246 4 жыл бұрын
@@LordDragox412 no
@dylnm 4 жыл бұрын
@@froggybrolly small world hahaha
@Shep-1701 4 жыл бұрын
I love seeing stuff that I got at Christmas showing up on the sofa
@vustvaleo8068 4 жыл бұрын
a bucket full of Russian cyber soldiers, seems legit.
@entity447b 4 жыл бұрын
That "Do you see!?!?!?" was even more fraught than usual
@bazboyd44 4 жыл бұрын
This is what we needed in these trying times
@Shizushin786 4 жыл бұрын
The twunt waffle reveal was the most sublime thing I've ever seen I'm still laughing
@tarquinwuntwaffle7481 4 жыл бұрын
I have never revealed myself to you and I resent the slanderous accusation you blaggard. Pistols at dawn it shall be!
@jamesheal4535 4 жыл бұрын
Not been on your channel for a while, but great to see your still going on here 😊
@eduardojean1993 4 жыл бұрын
When ashens has a PhD in psychology and doesn’t recognize the Russian flag
@CendaquentaBooks 4 жыл бұрын
Well... it's not a PhD in geography...
@Asquid1987 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, flags, psychology 101 :p
@konayasai 4 жыл бұрын
Are you saying Stewart is available as a shrink?
@d3v1lsummoner 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad you probably can't get a doctorate in vexillology.
@tiborklein5349 4 жыл бұрын
Poundland should be a brothel.
@Tubeite 4 жыл бұрын
Filled with cheap Chinese knockoffs.
@rizdizla 4 жыл бұрын
nice to see you taking that ad money, you deserve it for the years of great content
@constantexpected 4 жыл бұрын
A feed of Barry's mind! lol. oh man. I'm glad you two are friends. :D That was a good one.
@GreyHulk2156 4 жыл бұрын
I can confirm the "2" means it costs two of your English Pounds. I work at Poundland. :) Not seen these at our branch though... yet.
@Martin-uf4ut 4 жыл бұрын
Can you pass on up the chain to get ashens and big Clive on the packaging
@Mrflash222006 4 жыл бұрын
I offer my condolences
@jacksonpercy8044 4 жыл бұрын
Did Ashens inspire you to apply for a job there?
@queenoftheworld_ 4 жыл бұрын
paused an Ashens video. To watch an Ashens video. Joyous day.
@Snacksaloon 4 жыл бұрын
Just what we needed, a good old fashioned Ashens Poundland video :)
@patchsticks 4 жыл бұрын
those soldiers taking 'the thin red line' to new levels
@TheosoMop 4 жыл бұрын
Those toy soldiers look like hollows from Dark Souls. Damn, now I want a modern military souls game
@MikeStavola 4 жыл бұрын
4:00 you are incorrect. It's supposed to say "Balls Hitter," as in the genitals.
@BlackAce-zr2ms 2 жыл бұрын
I must admit being a huge aviation enthusiast I love the F-104G Starfighter (Luftwaffe) and the E.E Canberra B.2. Huge respect to your Dad for working on those. :)
@gamingcrazy7013 4 жыл бұрын
That garden ornament is exactly the same shape as a thingy! Blackadder jokes aside, this was a pretty good special. Welcome back poundland! ALL HAIL THE LAND OF POUND!
@virmbot 4 жыл бұрын
That twunt waffle mug was like a punch to the gut. It made me laugh so hard I forgot how to breathe for a second.
@tarquinwuntwaffle7481 4 жыл бұрын
I fail to see what is so amusing about it.
@Mkspokes 4 жыл бұрын
Rapteroni everyone knows someone who should be given that mug for Christmas lol 😂
@Churchgrimm 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even put together that the plaque was censored incorrectly until Ashens pointed it out. XD
@Kazza_8240 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing me the 'twunt waffle' mug - I now know what I'm getting both my brothers for Christmas 😂👌🏻
@patrickmccutcheon8860 6 ай бұрын
Those soldiers used to provide me endless fun as a kid. I’d pick out the ones I liked the most and have battles outside in the dirt, or in the fake plants inside my Nana’s house, or the bath. I had cowboys, space ones, army ones. I loved those things.
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