Some people watch those old Rankin Bass Christmas Cartoons for the Holidays. Others put on their favorite version of A Christmas Carol. Me? I watch old episodes of Ashens showing off Holiday Tat.

"A loose collection of pink horrors" is what I'm going to call my junk from now on.

The part where he tries the musical tie and it just makes some faint, feeble whining noise cracks me up.

Me and my friends bought several packets of those fake snow and spread them in our boss' office. We've been living off unemployment checks since.

Your voice makes me so happy :')

Technically that little tree at 15:00 is partially flame retardant as it didn't catch fire or sustain a flame, it charred and melt shrivelled.

I've been getting in the holiday spirit by rewatching all of these Christmas specials in reverse-chronological order and I've got to say, Ashens is by far the most *consistent* KZfaqr I'm subscribed to. All of these Christmas specials are funny, but I couldn't tell you what year each one came out were in not in the titles because every single year has the EXACT same vibe to it. I love it.

tis the season to re-watch every Ashens x-mas special

the blue rhino reminds me of those "house hippo" commercials they used to play here in canada.

"Christmas isn't Christmas until you get your tiny blue rhino."

Q:When is Christmas not Christmas? A:When it doesn't have a tiny blue rhino!

It's been bothering me all these years that the pink Christmas tree IS flame retardant. Flame retardant doesn't mean fireproof; it means that if you put a flame to it, it won't spread.

'Bloody thing has blocked up the vacuum cleaner!'

As a long time ashes fan, the phrase "Rip, tear, rend" holds a special place in my heart.

Flame retardant? Did it keep on burning? No! Apparentley yes, it is flame retardant.

that tree at the beginning is a pipe cleaner ass plug.

I can't believe it's 3 years since Santa's psychedelic techno rave fireplace and blizzard sand blasted teddy snow globe, we're all getting old together. Merry Tatmass Everyone

Why he didn't put the snow onto the tray I will never know

If I had a pound for every person that thought the knickers joke was racist, I'd be able to buy 7 festive mini-trees at the moment.

What do giant blue hedgehogs eat for lunch? Chili dogs.

I miss the times when ashens burned things

Joke: "Why do cows lay down in the rain? To keep each udder dry." Stuart: "Hahahahaha I wish I was dead." Me: *Chokes on drink in laughter*

When I think "christmas crackers" I think little flour wafers that you spread cheese on then consume xD

3:25 it looks like Santa is giving us the middle finger

So many years ago....

"What could possibly go right?" - Ashens the bobcat.

The sound of that tie reminded me of my old TV, right before it actually caught fire. True story too.

ashens hittin the dabs w/ that butane torch

That pink tree looks like something from the classic series of Doctor Who

That tree towards the end... reminds me of all the nightmares in the world collected into a pink form

Merry Christmas 2022!

all aboard the chew chew train! We may not have a horn, but we have have goughlash!

10:27 Surely that's a Spearmint Rhino?

I still LIKE the pink tree... =(

The light-up musical tie were beaten the inside to can call. No, seriously. It's crying for help because a little Venetian boy was beating, with his trusty "Happy Baby" raygun, the tie's inside target - ITS LITTLE VOICE BOX! Brilliant. We wish you a Berry Mistmas... oh, wait, it's not that time of year yet. Oh well. At least this is the best Christmas Special that our lovely Dr. Stuart Ashen has ever concieved... well done, Dr. Ashen! Hats off to you!

We got given those mini trees ( like the pink one) in the childrens hospital, it was to make the bedsides have more of a 'christmas feel' and to make the ward seem more bright and cheerful

Santa's creepy pasta tie, he wears it when he eats children's souls

you always cheer me up!

Watching in March of 2019.... and catching the Donnie Darko reference at the end. Well done!

These videos are one of the only reasons I'm still alive! Thanks Ashens!

that fucking crown isn't even fucking inflatable

Omg the tie sounds so sad lmao

Not a day goes by without watching at least one Ashens video.

"Nothing says Christmas like shoddy craftsmanship." oh SNAP, Classic Ashens!

Hello-ho-ho

Kinda wanted ashens to set the blowtorch on that inflatable santa at the end. I imagine ashens would be surprised by the pop and curse, acting like he didn't know what would happen.

I could feel Ashen's expression of disdain on that second joke.

"right, we'll burn that later" oh ashens~how we love you

3:24 the place that santa is going to is elm street. It looks like somebody has replaced his eyes with leds and blood is covering his face

3:20 Is Santa flipping us off?

I screen captured the pink tree... it is now my wallpaper at work

I too wanted Hungry Hungry Hippos for Christmas, and Santa never delivered! What gives!

The KZfaq Algorithm giveth. The KZfaq Algorithm taketh. Today it giveth.

Cant poundland create some thing practical like a Fiberoptic Cabbage ?

Ashens is a good hangover cure. I just stick an ashens playlist on, drink loads of icy water, and sit around feeling sorry for myself :D.

I like the little bug that crawls behind the tree on the sofa at 14:51

Whoever use pink christmas trees deserve a punch in the face for christmas.

I'm from the USA and I've just started watching your videos. I love them! I think you're a hoot! So this "Poundland" store chain and these 99 pie (Pee? Pea? Pye? Don't know how you spell it, but I'm assuming it means one penny less than a pound, right?) stores are the equivalent to the dollar stores we have over here, particularly "Dollar Tree" who produces the Greenbriar shit as you already know. You mentioned in one video that we Americans go crazy over Kinder's chocolate egg surprises, even though they were banned for having small parts that according to some idiot watchdog groups could be easily swallowed by small children-any parent who would be stupid enough to give their small child one of these choking hazards would probably also think nothing of giving fireworks and matches to their five-year-old to play with without any supervision, then blame the companies that made them when their kid gets burned! I love the toy surprises in the Kinder eggs, and I believe a lot of other Americans do too! Not to mention the chocolate is delicious! Better than most of the American made chocolates in my humble opinion! I guess we Americans just love surprises, especially ones found in Easter Eggs, which may be why we love the Kinder Eggs so much. The toys are so much better than the crappy stickers and candy usually found in American made plastic Easter eggs. I really wish they would lift the ban. It's not like banning the product is going to make kids stop stuffing things in their mouths that they could easily choke on. Maybe if more of these "watchdog" parents would watch their kids instead of their TVs, smartphones and laptops there might be fewer of these "accidents". And maybe there would be fewer "accidents" if some of those idiot parents would take just a little time to look at a product, examine it, then really consider if it's safe for their child, given what the product is, and the developmental stage of their child. No parent in their right mind would give a child a bicycle and expect them to ride it if the kid can't even walk! Well, enough blabbing on my part! I wish I could show my mom some of your videos! She shops at these dollar stores and thinks she's getting such a great bargain, then acts surprised when a lot of the stuff she gets turns out to to be total shit! Not even worth the dollar she paid for it! Hello! That's how they make money!-by making shit for less than a penny, and selling it for a dollar, making a 99.9% profit! I'm a name-brand buyer, and I do 90% of my shopping at Wal-Mart. Yes, I know there's a lot of controversy about them buying products from third-world countries, denying employees their pensions and benefits, etc., but they do sell name-brand quality merchandise for less than most retailers, the prices are only pennies more than your average dollar store, and the merchandise is of much better quality! Thanks for posting these great funny videos!

The parth where you cut the pop-up santas head off was the funniest!!

Hahaha the 2 for a pound fucking cracked me up

#tinyrhino

WHY ARE YOU JUST PEELING THEM OPEN? WHY AREN'T YOU CRACKING THEM?

Dear Stuart, The presents for the pink three were probably meant to be decorative gifts to be placed under it, not in it.

i hope i wasn't the only one who completely lost it at the end and burst out laughing

The pink christmas tree could actually be a reference to the 1960s Peanuts christmas special. but who seriously watches that anyway

HOW DARE YOU THIS IS A COMPLETE INSULT TO JESUS CHRIST'S BIRTHDAY STOP INSULTING MY RELIGION

@10:05 "What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg." That would be the Easter joke.

My integrated algebra teacher was wearing that musical tie today. I had a dumb smile 'pon my face all day. :)

The joke about the robbers, was that intended to sound racist? He even says it would work better if you spelled knickers without the "k." Is there some English vernacular I'm missing here?

That tie sounded like Santa crying. Then when the eyes started flashing too, I was proven right.

I'm sure there were Warhammer characters called Pink Horrors; demonic creatures that followed the Chaos God Tzeentch.

"what do ghosts eat? GOUGLASH!" - best christmas joke ever

My reaction at the tie. "The lambs, i can hear the lambs scream!"

That Santa tie sounds like an alien bloody transmission trying to contact earth

10:45 "What do you call two robbers?" "A pair of n*****s!"

i have no idea why i find this entertaining...

I just love your videos.They make me allways laugh.Keep up the great work.

"bloody thing has clogged up the vacuum cleaner" classic

the singing tie music reminds me of lavender town in the old pokemon games

... merry Christmas, Ashens!

I couldn't stop laughing by the end of the video and the ending itself finished me off.

That pink tree is almost exactly like the one on the front desk at work. Except our one sheds bits of sparkly pink stuff everywhere.

Hahahaha! "Bloody thing's clogged up the vacuum cleaner!"

"Put this on your desk at work and wonder why you get fired" LMAO

5:20 - I nearly choked on my Dr. Pepper! That was TOO FUNNY !!

Your videos get better and better Ashens, you'd think such a simple formula wouldn't last long, but I'm always looking forward to your next one.

"Bloody things clogged up the vaccum cleaner" Jesus christ why is that so funny

ah ashens. he's doing wat we were all scared to do. makeing good videos

I swear.... the very end makes me laugh every time.

When he chopped off the santa head I laughed so hard!

I kinda like the look of the fibre optic trees. Look like happy little trees that Bob Ross would be proud of. "An excellent reference"

That Festive Mini-Tree looks like a pink nightmare. lol

It's not Christmas without Ashens Christmas Special.

The red Eyes lighting up on the eye scared the shit out of me

Haha, Ashens cracks me up. I always watch him when I'm procrastinating writing music.

My first Ashens video....nearly died from the hilarity. XD

"It makes me look like a failed boxer" Or a mercenary from New York currently living in Thailand..

That tie was terri-tie-ing... I'm here all week.

Office scene, "hey Tod, nice tie" "Yeah, it plays music too! Here listen" ....... "HOLY CRAP!" *clutches chest*. Killing boss not the best way to spend christmas, haha

Omg, the ghost joke made me laugh so hard I started crying.