Valentines Special 2012 | Ashens
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12 жыл бұрынValentines Day! The best day of the year if you happen to own a restaurant or flower shop. Join me as I look at some crap and ruin my sofa, aided by the endless talents of Chef Excellence. (Music: "Wounded" by Kevin MacLeod, incompetech.com)
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@flaviatheterror 9 жыл бұрын
I want to get a ton of the candy hearts that say "Guess who" and throw them at people
@IanC14 4 жыл бұрын
Guess who bitches
@aceisking 2 жыл бұрын
So that was you ?
@bitterknitter1795 9 жыл бұрын
After him saying "and if you've ever made love you'd know you get really sweaty" I realized he has indeed had sex and isn't a 37 year old virgin. Now I can't stop imagining him making sarcastic comments to someone whilst doing them like its a review.
@anikadl 8 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing😂
@crackedemerald4930 6 жыл бұрын
"Oh man, your moaning sounds like a toy from poundland!" "Do you cost one pound dear? Because this surely is poundland!"
@himiranda123 5 жыл бұрын
“bloody hell did you even shower before this??”
@ghostbanni6810 3 жыл бұрын
Oh fuckers 😂😂😂
@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын
I think the most surprising thing is that he uses a bed and not just the brown sofa, a camcorder, and his hands.
@scara6409 8 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing particularly romantic about your beloved having to pull bits of matted fabric guff off the bottom of their foot." Not with that attitude.
@sawyererickson3424 8 жыл бұрын
I read this as he saif it. amusement.
@sawyererickson3424 8 жыл бұрын
+Sami Erickson *said
@SSBBPOKEFAN 7 жыл бұрын
Eh, depends on what you're into, really. I'm sure SOMEONE has a fetish for it.
@Regenalduck 7 жыл бұрын
I just heard him say it, laughed so hard I snotted all over my leg
@samholdsworth420 Ай бұрын
@@sawyererickson3424LMAO
@mothra__13 7 жыл бұрын
"dont cry" "bye bye" y'all britfolk have such a melancholy view of love
@that-one-rand0822 7 жыл бұрын
We're dead inside.
@mothra__13 7 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Roland i can relate
@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын
The voice he put on while reading the back of the frying pan made me genuinely uncomfortable. He's got a real talent.
@AlexTheAverageKid 8 жыл бұрын
+ChickenPika yay it's chickenpika
@SphankeyPD 6 жыл бұрын
My thought exactly.
@PunakiviAddikti 6 жыл бұрын
Well, he knows the human psyche.
@user-yo2lt8ch7v 5 жыл бұрын
*_NOT SUITABLE FOR MICROWAAAAAAAAVES!!!!!!_*
@JulianLinair 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, went a bit Dalek-y at the end.
@MarcusTechKat 11 жыл бұрын
I know why the love heart has "Don't cry" on it. It's the kind of thing you would say to your lover saying "Please love, don't cry about the sweets being cheap. But we are in recession."
@midgettophatgaming8503 10 жыл бұрын
Single people can have fun on valentine's day too, for example, I'm watching a lot of ashens and the entirety of The Lord of The Rings trilogy -which is definitely not sad....
@tuffjiggly8566 10 жыл бұрын
the best part of valentines day is the 80% off candy like a week after
@rockerseven 10 жыл бұрын
Tuff Jiggly that's the best part of all holidays lol
@bazboyd44 10 жыл бұрын
Sad would be jerking it.
@DrMontyProductions 10 жыл бұрын
Im planning to watch all three lord of the rings one day/night sometime this holiday
@stxrryd 10 жыл бұрын
*Pats head* Don't worry. You're hanging in there.
@youtubian2500 11 жыл бұрын
"Corpse of a dominatrix teddy" ... ...I've never heard those words together in one sentence until just now.
@xvalley8512 10 жыл бұрын
"'Crazy'. Yes, I'm mentally ill, let's get married." LOL!!!
@ohnoanotherputz 8 жыл бұрын
I confess, I liked chef excellence a lot more when he was a puppet.
@mihaelkYeah 8 жыл бұрын
Does he no longer appear as a puppet? :c If so, we'll have to beg Ashens to bring the puppet back!
@curlminion 5 жыл бұрын
He died when he made Ashens crappy microwave pasta
@cristiansosa1512 9 жыл бұрын
How not to get laid on Valentines: Gift something from Poundland that's been reduced to half price.
@paladinboyd1228 5 жыл бұрын
Cristian Sosa, You take the price tag off.
@goronyudo 12 жыл бұрын
"Valentine's day litter" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THIS is why I watch your videos, Ashen. You crack me up every time.
@scotty_blocks 7 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence bares his soul for the world to see. Brings a tear to my eye.
@couldntmixapotnoodle Жыл бұрын
Chef excellence was a lot darker than i remember. I knew he had a drinking problem but only when you grow up do you realise how depressing chef excellence (the puppet) truly is
@godslaughter 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw that rose, I said it looks like a teratoma. Then, Ashens mentioned the hair and has in fact confirmed that he ate a bit of a horrible tumour.
@ebthepcguy 12 жыл бұрын
"Will You?" - "Maybe, you'll have to invite me over first." lmao
@monarchdumpling1153 8 жыл бұрын
That Chef Excellence bit and the music killed me! lmao
@hughmungus8841 10 жыл бұрын
"An Excellent Tragedy" lol
@haydengray3161 10 жыл бұрын
***** MAX HEADROOM! No, wait....MAX HOFFMAN!!!!!
@IanC14 6 жыл бұрын
Hugh Mungus "I know I shouldn't have let him see The Artist"
@hugobromme1428 9 жыл бұрын
08:50 "NO LOVE" Huhuhuhuhu!
@CrowbarMenace 9 жыл бұрын
4:44 "Do not use in high heat." Do I cook over a block of ice then?
@naurunappula1 9 жыл бұрын
The pan melts over -220C.
@spoopster809 8 жыл бұрын
+Michael Persico because he chose that
@mihaelkYeah 6 жыл бұрын
Michael Persico: Back To The Future 3*
@supertoasteroftoast 12 жыл бұрын
"ROSE PETALS!" "SPREAD THEM ON YOUR BED FOR A NIGHT OF LOVE" I'll take 30 packs please Foreveralone.jpg
@AgentTasmania 8 жыл бұрын
Novelty frying pans, because an egg ring is just too damn easy to use and clean.
@lcameeno1 9 жыл бұрын
Da dun Da dun Da dun Hello
@turg6141 4 жыл бұрын
beep boop beep boop beep boop hello
@TinkABell-et2bd 9 жыл бұрын
i have not laughed this much in along time ashens i think i love you :P
@TinkABell-et2bd 9 жыл бұрын
lololol
@kerplunk99 10 жыл бұрын
What's the UK law joke? I MUST KNOW
@livingdeaddollsjunky9543 10 жыл бұрын
It a rap joke
@LieseFury 6 жыл бұрын
Three years late, but I looked it up. In 1993, a man was convicted of raping a nine-year-old. His defense was that the victim was "no angel".
@paladinboyd1228 5 жыл бұрын
Lieselotte Aya, Christ on a camping trip.
@wojtektaracinski7977 8 жыл бұрын
"My all true love, Blue Eyes"... was this candies made for Seto Kaiba?
@driftercarbon 9 жыл бұрын
You should just let Chef Excellence have his own segment every week.
@Tom-el3mg 10 жыл бұрын
05:39 Anyone notice that 'Super-duper-mooing-pooper' on the left hand side from one of Ashens's videos the year before? I'm surprised he hasn't (or didn't) get rid of it.
@bensotheran5280 10 жыл бұрын
Ever has a puppet made a more emotional sequence
@fierydude101 11 жыл бұрын
Love Hearts: Cheer up! Ashens: Never!
@moxgirl5 10 жыл бұрын
Stock photo Greg, who's just washed his hair lol
@Boredclub2ndgen 12 жыл бұрын
"Oh man there's a HAIR in it!" I lol'd so freaking hard!
@auroradvm 8 жыл бұрын
if I had to describe ashens with three words. I would use E, for excellent, S, for sofa. and T, for tat.
@Donice09 10 жыл бұрын
The badass bear looks like one of the bad idea bears from Avenue Q
@destoker 2 жыл бұрын
Like how the Gin is standing at the kitchen counter at 5:16 , thought i was the only one cocking with alcohol. :)
@pdrg 12 жыл бұрын
The greatest Love Heart is 'Yes Dear' - absolutely inspired!
@Bostonbrecash15 10 жыл бұрын
Picking flower petals off of your partners foot... something I won't have to do if I can stay single.
@TXFDA 9 жыл бұрын
He reviewed food, and...DIDN'T eat some? Blasphemy!
@nitrobuzzgaming7873 8 жыл бұрын
He did...did you watch the video?
@wolfyboy 8 жыл бұрын
"do not use in high heat" what?? o.O?? a FRYING PAN, that you can't expose to high temperatures?
@wolfyboy 3 жыл бұрын
@Sassy The Sasquatch .... oooooooooohhh! NOW i understand! Thank you for clarifying. XP
@SusumuChan 10 жыл бұрын
"Cheer Up". Never!
@Klarden 10 жыл бұрын
"Don't cry" made me think of the Silent Hill 1 track of the same name o_o
@howiefang7825 8 жыл бұрын
Hair is a man made fiber
@imallfordabulls 12 жыл бұрын
That short film deserves an Oscar.
@JimmyLazers11 12 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they still make those love heart things, can't find vanilla coke anywhere but those effin chucks of sweet dust are in every shop ALWAYS!
@ThePlayaSheepUnionlemonparty 8 жыл бұрын
Oh fucking hell I've used the same font on the frying pan packaging on photoshop.
@fayeenoki7429 8 жыл бұрын
But rosewood's my favorite font ;-; It makes me feel like a cowboy T-T
@chefexcellence9001 10 жыл бұрын
That wasn't me in that cut away! It was clearly a puppet!
@DyingToLive310 10 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence I bought your shitty bags and they had holes in them. Damn fraud I want my money back!
@Caarnji 8 жыл бұрын
+Slevin Reviews Those weren´t holes, those were excellent holes. You also can´t call them shitty bags, even if you shit in those bags it´s not shit in bags or shitty bags. it´s exciting shit in excellent bags.
@Zyphera 12 жыл бұрын
So beautiful music, I'm all in tears now.
@QullVideo 12 жыл бұрын
Valetines Day, the day that reminds us lonely sods more than ever, that we are lonely.
@hannel14 10 жыл бұрын
There was A hair in it...Turns to HD.
@jubbie1122 10 жыл бұрын
everything about that horny devil made me blow my ass out from laughing
@MoronicChunk1 10 жыл бұрын
you should talk to a doctor
@jubbie1122 10 жыл бұрын
I did. I still am getting stitches put in
@panda.gamer909 6 жыл бұрын
Re watching these it surprises me how his mic has changed.and the lighting
@glitchedoom 12 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence will be forever alone this Valentine's Day...
@loganbabcock6179 8 жыл бұрын
Love Hearts, I can say without a doubt, aren't as good as Sweethearts. They're more sour. How do I know? I've been getting love hearts for years. I get them as gifts, and I eat them, but still. Still, Sweethearts are actually only a seasonal product. They are Necco wafers pressed into a heart shape. Sadly, though, they sold the recipes approximately 2011-12 and someone made them softer, so you can't shatter them as easily as before.
@jamessternemann9085 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks to the wonders of HD, I can see the hair.
@Sailorsega 12 жыл бұрын
Yay, the return of chef excellence!
@gipsyg27 12 жыл бұрын
This episode was put up on my lil sister's birthday... She's gonna love it. She watches Ashens all the time :D
@guy7285 9 жыл бұрын
Bring back Chef Excellence!
@andrewmorrice9139 4 жыл бұрын
The 'sexy' lady bear is wearing a....teddy! HO HO!
@JackConnorCovers 11 жыл бұрын
i started doing exactly that only two days ago...it strangely helps watching Ashens videos to get to sleep doesn't it!
@Stoudman 12 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence sketch was frickin' brilliant, Ashens! I loved this video more than I have ever loved Valentines Day or any other stupid holiday at this time of year.
@No-hl4qm 10 жыл бұрын
Valentines day: where singles become RICH
@ChickenPika 9 жыл бұрын
Not really, they just spend less money. Unless you happen to find a girlfriend who, you know, cares more about your company than what you buy her. Why anyone would want a different kind of person as a partner, I dunno.
@No-hl4qm 9 жыл бұрын
dont judge me XD
@SixofHarts9000 10 жыл бұрын
The edible rose looks quite a bit like a prolapsed uterus if someone mutilated one with a shank. How very romantic.
@MysteriumArcanum 9 жыл бұрын
I don't even wanna know how you know what that looks like O.o
@heroinlover9000 10 ай бұрын
graphic
@editmangiffard 11 жыл бұрын
I know what you mean about enjoying having voices when your going to sleep! I always throw on some stuff before I go to sleep, it's actually great!
@Batmanh8schocol8 10 жыл бұрын
the puppet skit was brilliant and unexpected, one of my favourite episodes,
@offdogs6217 8 жыл бұрын
The rose was a frickin minge mallow
@Spankytimez 8 жыл бұрын
NOT SUITABLE FOR MICROWAAAAAAVES
@iamuriah 12 жыл бұрын
ALL HAIL DOCTOR ASHENS THE KING OF KZfaq!
@BandoXGodX 12 жыл бұрын
I need my weekly dose of ashens!
@Mongoosquilax 8 жыл бұрын
there is nothing more offputting on when celebrating valentines day with your partner then the covering just slips off your stick and you have to pull a rogue hair out of the pink folds when you are eating them.
@bonzillesgames 4 жыл бұрын
Takes me back to my first girlfriend must have been about 6 or seven we used to give each other love heart sweets at break time. ended when i had a pack of rollo's with only one left she asked me do you love me enough to give me your last Rollo ? which i replied no and swallowed it practically whole thing she kind of went off me after that .
@JeffWatersRules 12 жыл бұрын
Ashens is doing it right, just not enough content to get you tired of it, these always make me hunger for more one of my favorite youtubers. :)
@Guysspagett 12 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen one of your videos in years. You're just as funny and sarcastic as I remember.
@fatalerror1279 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens.... You ok?
@TheSoraCooper 11 жыл бұрын
I actually quite like the sound of "Rude things". It's like you put on a monocle and top hat to ask sexual favors of somebody. Going to use that in the future,
@Freehotdawgs 12 жыл бұрын
The "Don't cry" heart made me lol
@keithealy 12 жыл бұрын
the reason i love ashens is because he does'nt beg for likes,and people to subscribe and favouirate the video..throughout the whole video like every other person on youtube!
@TheDeldiz 9 жыл бұрын
Sweet Hearts are the worst candies EVER. Try one of those and you'll be begging for that filthy marshmallow rose.
@julesgreen2066 8 жыл бұрын
They're really nice
@nitrobuzzgaming7873 8 жыл бұрын
He's just American. He's not used to having sweets without 5 tons of sugar...
@blackhairedgoon8218 8 жыл бұрын
+NitroBuzzGaming You know British And European sweets usually have more sugar than america, right?
@nitrobuzzgaming7873 8 жыл бұрын
BlackHairedGoo n No it's the other way around... anyway it was a joke don't get so upset about it...
@ZimVader-0017 8 жыл бұрын
+NitroBuzzGaming There was this British girl who tried american sweets and said that they weren't sweet enough, but I guess that just depends on the person. For instance, I hate overly sugary things, it literally makes me nauseous so I don't really eat sweets all that much.
@sliceofpistudios 9 жыл бұрын
Wait, I don't get the no angel thing, help
@MysteriumArcanum Жыл бұрын
Sorry this is so late but apparently it's a reference to a pedophile who when asked about one of his victims he apparently said "well he was certainly no angel"
@THEAC83 12 жыл бұрын
Your videos are always perfect! A pleasure to watch!
@BarryBella 12 жыл бұрын
I definitely get the most happy when I see your videos in my subscription box, pleaaaase make them more often! Poundland specials particularly :D
@MHBaussartDesign 8 жыл бұрын
That wippy bear has some kind of transvestite look ..... Teddy, is that you ??!?
@anarcho-pingu 10 жыл бұрын
69 dislikes lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol...
@kimberlymacgregor 9 жыл бұрын
the heart shaped frying pan is actually pretty cool. I make my daughter heart shaped pancakes with mine on valentine's day. :)
@thealmosthdchannel 11 жыл бұрын
How can Ashens be soo funny yet serious
@Towermonkey-sf4md 6 жыл бұрын
10:45 "guess who? Umm Benito Mussolini!" Oh ashens(if you know WWII era history you know who Mussolini is
@zh2motorsports867 6 жыл бұрын
Jarrett Thomas The Leader of Fascist Italy
@Erinloveable 12 жыл бұрын
The "bye bye" heart cracked me up, that's some brutal candy lol
@xREVSx 12 жыл бұрын
I LOL'd @ the descriptions for the love hearts
@pim666 12 жыл бұрын
I love the specials!
@ESHouten 12 жыл бұрын
neeeeewwwww viiiiiddd comeooooon.!!!!! we are waiting
@Theprocorey2 12 жыл бұрын
dont do it chef excellence, i still love you
@Pai3000 12 жыл бұрын
Great and spot on, as usual.
@ohnoanotherputz 12 жыл бұрын
the chef excellence bit was spectacular.
@OnigiriNeko3261 10 жыл бұрын
LOL, that chef puppet segment though XD
@Jingleboy14 12 жыл бұрын
Love the Chef Excellence mug, now I want one.
@lawbag1 12 жыл бұрын
the chef sequence and music was very David Kronenberg meets Kevin Moore A++
@42PalaceOfWisdom42 12 жыл бұрын
'An Excellent Tragedy' - nominated for an Academy Award 2012 in the category Best Short
@salamandersteve1467 9 жыл бұрын
i've never hated somebody and laughed so hard at somebody before lol
@nathanforester5993 11 жыл бұрын
Ashens reading the instructions cracked me up.
@UNKNRudolph 12 жыл бұрын
You sir, are amazing.
@eevie5787 11 жыл бұрын
i love you ashens,i was laughing so friken hard!