Episode 748 of buying random things "Accent.... So we finally got the the left windshield wiper and with that, WE HAVE COMPLETED THE BUILD OF MY HYUNDAI ACCENT! Stay tuned as I decorate it with croatian football team stickers once they arrive in 3 more years."

Watch as Ashens slowly assembles a Hyundai Accent piece by piece. It'll be like the Advent Calendar videos but actually useful.

In the original cartoon, Ravage had exactly ONE line of dialogue, and it was in the three-parter that started the series: "The rocket base is one hundred and forty kilometers due west of the Autobot camp." He did, however, speak when he appeared in Beast Wars, where he spoke with a Russian accent. The Ravage USB is based on an official one, and apparently there are a LOT of bootlegs of it around.

I ordered one of those ear cleaners, I turned it the wrong way and unscrewed my ear !

1:20 Some poor waiter somewhere is confused out of his little mind

It Would be funny if that waiter calling device is actually connected to a restaurant and every time ashens presses a button it signals them, they don't know where it's coming from, but it continues to be called.

I love how you say the word twice like it's a spelling bee. "Girlfriend! _Girlfriend._ "

I swear I've been watching ashens on and off for 5 years now and I love how he hasn't changed his setup or intro in that time. It's weirdly nostalgic, I love it 🤔😂😊.

Next challenge for Ashens is to build an entire car using parts brought from Wish and Ali Express

Oh man, this is perfect timing, I've been trying to get my hands on a Hyundai left door handle.

Those call buttons are amazing. They use them everywhere in Korea and it is an absolute revelation. If you need something, you just push the button, rather than having to play the "make eye contact" or "waggle your hand suggestively" game with waiters who aren't paying attention or are too busy circling aimlessly trying to ask people if they need anything. Having a call button makes it so much more efficient for everybody.

From the former Owner of a 2002 Hyundai Accent, I think the original part may have been just as cheap and flimsy as the one you had. The entire car was.

keep the "Accent" purchasing up and you can reconstruct the full car

“Wait” An ad immediately plays

Hyundai Accent used prices have jumped on average like 1 cent because of the notoriety of being mentioned in an Ashens video.

As a Croat, I'm quite flattered that you like our flag/coat of arms, that's really cute ♥

"I went for Croatia, because they have like a cool crest on their flag" Thank you Ashens, very cool! Also greetings from Croatia :D (P.S. Yes they are just generic "I love Croatia" stickers)

2:51 It comes with instructions to clean your right AND your left ear separately... that's... good to know...

The transformer memory stick is kinda cool. Maybe the 17p stickers (which is less than a 2nd class stamp) probably got lost when someone shot the carrier pigeon for breakfast.

"Smash with a hammer, and laugh, and laugh, and laugh" Well, that's my weekend sorted at least.

*Tatmonger* is my new favourite word

1:26 Smash cut to a confused person watching their garage door rapidly attempt to open an close.

I have absolutely no clue why the KZfaq gods blessed me with your channel, but I had been trying to find it for years, and I could never remember the name. Completely forgot about you and out of nowhere KZfaq suggests you again. On a new account no less. Very happy to have found you again!

When you said "wait wait" I got an advert which said "Here's a solid state" I've never laughed so hard

AliExpress is definitely not more skewed towards electronics and tech items :P Think of it more like a Chinese ebay but without the bidding

I love how delightfully genuine this channel always is and how down to earth jokes and narrations are, pleasure to be watching as usual!

12:19 scared me like wtf I didn't expect that

As someone who has had to replace the door handle of a Hyundai accent, I can confirm - the real ones cost more than 4 quid, but still feel pretty darn cheap lolol

"Tatmonger" I think Stuart might have coined a new word.

I'm sure that you, being a gentleman of culture, have no idea whatsoever what the primary function of Chrome (or Brave)'s 'incognito' mode is, but would using that mode be a decent way of subverting their attempts to sell you things based on previous orders? Great video, by the way. Thanks.

68p? Jesus, a domestic standard letter is more expensive to ship here.

I've personally got a problem with itchy ear canals, not wax, so I use cotton swabs to scratch away at them. And that tool looks delightful. Especially the more scrubby bits.

"Did Ravage talk?" During the Beast era, yes, for like three episodes... with a Russian(?) accent.

OH MY GOD! That EXACT earwax remover showed up at my house addressed to the previous occupant... Who hadn't lived there in over two years.

The fishing rocket thing is called a spod or a spod rocket, its used by those "insane" carp fishermen who think that the more fishing tackle they have is equivalent to the amount of fish they catch and how big.. It has evolved into using RC boats that take your hook, line and bait out and drop them in the water for you so you dont even have to get out of your bivvy (tent)

Love how everyone out in the street will have their cars locking and unlocking with the customer transmitter lol

Most of Wish stuff is on AliExpress but without postage

I just so look forward to a new video... It's a simple, tried and trusted formula, and yet it always works for me. Always makes me laugh. Cheers, Stuart.

I'll have you know Stuart, "yaaaaaaaay" was the exact noise I made when told about an ear wax cleaner

when he repeats the words two times I get horrible flashbacks to school and the listening texts XD

You should totally send "Experience" to Big Clive for a teardown!

6:13 These were indeed official. They used to sell them on ThinkGeek many years ago.

Your audience is right here Stuart, we love you and your whimsical way of showing us things 💜💜💜💜💜⭐️

So, apparently, a bait bomb filled with ear wax cleaners actually attracts an Ashens of the reviewer family; a rare sight indeed!

That door handle appears to be from the 1999-2005 Hyundai Accent

Don't worry, the tarot card with a dead guy full of swords just means that a change is coming.

with the first item, i like to imagine that a waiter/waitress in some area of china is heavily confused as their receiver is being consistently pinged by some unknown person

You are now 2 parts closer to building your own Accent Stu!

The rocket is called a spod. Its usually filled corn, bollies, hemp. they use them for Carp.

68p seems insane, including postage to UK!

that first thing is something i've always wondered why restaurants DIDN'T have, instead of waitresses wandering around asking if you need something

he must've ordered this stuff like 3 months ago with their shipping times!

oh my god im so happy you still get consistent views. i havent seen your stuff in a long while, i thought you were another one that bit the dust, happy im wrong. now i can binge a fuckton of your videos, pretty good post-fathers day surprise!

"We had to bring our own chairs" I would have actually believed that if you hadn't said it was a joke; Britain was a strange place in the 60s.

Ravage growled but in all honesty that's a pretty sweet USB even if its only 4GB

I have to admit. That ravage is pretty cool even though its a slow and small file size its still pretty neat.

[Surprise art student sounds] I didn't know that! -You've taught my more then my university.-

To crudely reproduce the ATV ident, turn on red, green and blue in order and go "DA, DA, DAAAA...boom boom boom". Then you could pretend Tiswas was about to start.

Wait, what, it's not 3AM, why the hell are you uploading

Ashens has been on the monthly magazine subscriptions again, but this times its not to build his own tiny wooden replica of a T-Rex, but instead a full scale working Hyundai Accent! first a light fitting, now a door handle. This may take some time lol :D

You always give me something to look forward to, thanks!!!

3:41 "Wait. wait." ...And wait I did, as the next thing to happen was the video getting interrupted by an ad for Mercedes-Benz.

W light it's Red+blue = Magenta Blue + Green = Cyan Green+Red = Yellow Which is the explanation for "turquoisey" and "purplish"

“We had to bring our own chairs” I went to school in Norfolk, I wouldn’t be surprised

2 things: 1) if you would use firefox and open a new container for each order, you could get fresh search results each time without any cross-influencing effects 2) I wonder if they sell this cheap crap in order to get you data/address/etc

So. From the thumbnail.... how many thought that was a fidget spinner? :D

I get obnoxiously excited when these videos pop up in my recommended feed.

I believe the official ravage usb is about 1gb costs a small fortune and was still slow as heck. I actually have 2 of the KO ones like this one cos I like ravage :)

Well now I'm getting wall to wall adverts for fishing gear. Did you know that Angling Direct is the UK's biggest tackle retailer? I didn't until now. Thanks Stuart!

Dude that "van Gogh" pronunciation you tried is actually kind of accurate-ish.. But then again British people usually are closer to the actual pronunciation of German/French/Dutch words than Americans hahah

“Here it is, what every boy wants for Christmas, smart-swab” 😂

An excellent follow up video. I think another one is needed. That light box is really cool.

Ashens on a Sunday ?!?! 🙌🏻😄

More like Bore Ragnarok. Oh wait, wrong channel

"Lets all take another minute to think about earwax" I'm dying, ashens is peak humor

The guys face zooming out of the light box got me so bad XD

I don't know where ashens got the idea that aliexpress is more tech, it's just a more diverse wish, and frankly, electronics are the one thing you really shouldn't get from aliexpress. Knockoff clothes and bizarre memes printed on literally anything, however, are aliexpress's forte.

Next on ashens "how to build your own Hyundai accent"

I'm from the US and I heard everyone pronounces it as "Hun-Die"

I’m literally dead at the nudity part😂😂😂

Those bill/call/cancel things are in every other restaraunt in Bulgaria

Hi ashens i have been watching you for years and me and my brother loved the sodastream video, could you possibly revisit that, also keep up the good work

Can't wait to see the educational light devicey getting torn apart on Big Clive ☺

That Ear-Wax cleaner was terryfying...easily a torture device for a future Ashens movie.

Been watching your channel for a year or so and quite enjoy it. I have just one question, Who is the bloke you pop up at the end?

next video: buying a WHOLE HYUNDAI ACCENT from WISH (gone wrong(gone right(gone left)))

Somewhere, a restaurant is getting spammed with commands from nowhere with their ordering system

'Tatmonger' is now my word of the day.

I think that the British KZfaqrs should just make a collaboration where everyone orders cheap Hyundai Accent parts from China and then they assemble the whole car. :D

That 'smart swab' is scary as fck! Oh, that USB drive! I had one of the official ones some years back. It was so cool; it worked great (as for transforming. As for its storage and performance, it was a USB drive), until the lower jaw broke apart, and I lost the pieces.

"The handyman's secret weapon, duct tape." - Red Green

This should be #1 on trending! Your videos never fail to make my day!

Stuart's fishing experience must've been fun.

Eventually Stuart will assemble his own Hyundai Accent.

I like how at the start some random waiter is getting buzzed for the bill

you remind me of my spelling tests i used to have at primary school when saying the words twice... i feel scared

4:40 On the 16th day of June my true love sent to me... *DEMONETIZATION*

You had the pronunciation right the first time with "van gogh" ! greetings from holland :)

What I want to order off AliExpress is the advertised as a disability scooter, that's a one-seater electric wheel chair that is totally enclosed with a roof, windscreen, side windows, a/c, heater, headlights, radio, and even a wiper. The problem is I doubt the gubmint would allow it in.

The big thing with Aliexpress I noticed is you can get much higher end shit on it than Wish like inflatable waterslides, motorized vehicles like mopeds, even seen an entire arcade/playground set up for a whole building for several thousand dollars. I got myself a pretty badass little torch lighter that shoots a 6 inch flame with 4 burners for ~17 bucks. Not a bad site for neat little toys and deals on consumables like dremel stuff.