I would happily punch Dan in the face for that. Vegans ruin everything

😂😂😂

Well, I shipped them.

@@soullessSiIence you sound like a lovely person.

@@soullessSiIence Remind me to never invite you around to absolutely anything

Or entirely.

Without question Stuart's fault

@@TehWhiteTiger Definitely "entirely".

*fed

Britain: cheese football's Murican: cheezy poofs.

Absolutely Brilliant!!

Under appreciated comment.

Ew, a redditor

Rule 34. Firm musk stick

Ultra JUMBO musk stick

Lmao

Ibrahim Akay when he said the name of the bar it made me think of Hadise song Dum Tek Tek haha, did they make a special version of her song for a commercial? haha

ColinsCity song from Eurovision?

Is 'Kit Kat' keeping a secret from us?

On the contrary, make him so we'll see Dan again. I miss his noises.

Standard vegan food should be enough to scare him away tbh

@@atomknight8361 Like vegan "cheese", blech!

Please do feed Stuart I don't like dan never really did

Pissflaps

You know that's what happened lol.

Lmao

He’s like eating a full English breakfast “I’ve got more food!” “I’M VEGAN!!” “Oh, Boo!”

Dan is a *super annoying* person. In other words, he'll fit in perfectly with all the other vegans.

@@BenderdickCumbersnatch you waited a year to be an unrepentant asshole to someone you don't know. Why

Not Christmas without having some cheesy balls in my mouth.

@@mobrien98 are they your uncle's cheesy balls?

I couldn't stop laughing when he said that! Haha

My cousins and I kept putting peanuts in my wife's purse when she wasn't looking while at a baseball game.

mmmmmm yes

They have a bit of a smell; pleasant but not what you expect from food. The taste would be unusual to most palates but offensive to none. (Not saying you'd like it, but you probably wouldn't hate it)

​@@OriginalPiMan Well, Ashens did say that it was like Parma Violets on steroids and I do like me some Parma Violets.

They're pretty revolting unless you're a 5 year old suffering sugar induced psychosis. They're like that one lolly that always gets left behind in party mixes.

It's flower flavor.

Charli May You’re the first person to express any dislike for them in my experience.

I knew somebody was gonna go there

JLocke573 Of course it was a weeb who said that

@@kaiden2319 who else would say it?

"It tastes like a loli that's been rolled in salt."

@@kaiden2319 nobody else would've caught the joke.

and spontaneous curse words

@@thisemptyworm4677 "hmff" *random smacking sound* "OH FACKING ARSE" *cuts to techical issues screen with stock library background music*

Manwhocastlightning you were expecting billionaires?

96% of Australia to be exact. Which doesn't leave a lot for the Ozzies. Ah well, sacrifices must be made for our lord Elon and his musk sticks.

@@mrflibble1259 this comment deserves more likes tbh

Mr Flibble *Aussies

@Altoid Bazingá You would think the UK is running out of land more than Australia XD.

Ohhh this reminds me of when I had a water bottle I kept in the fridge, and one morning I took a big gulp of it and it was not water, but milk. I generally have no problem with drinking milk, but when I was expecting a mouthful of cold water it certainly threw me for a loop. Turns out one of the milk cartons had busted so my mum poured the milk from it into whatever bottles she could find, including my water bottle.

Charles Anselmo you missed the point entirely, and didn’t you know orange juice is died white in Britain?

@@skankhunts42 w-why? Why would they dye Orange juice, famous for the confusion between fruit and color, white?

they don't dye it he is just talking shit

Milk and orange juice are both available in white plastic bottles :)

I was just going to comment and say the same thing. They have garlic in them as well according to the packaging. I've never tried them but I'd quite like to.

i wish they was on amazon lol

God I'd kill for some of those

I go down the Asian supermarket a fair bit and have seen the boy bawang before but never those gyoza snacks. As an aside chick boy california crunch onion and garlic are incredible

I'm going to track some down. Never tried them before but they lock absolutely amazing

If enough people sent ancient sell by date food to me, I'd gladly set up a channel lol

He didn't really suffer in this one tho...

They're not the best, because I think companies can just pay money to get more stars and they only take into consideration basic food components like sugar, salt and fat (not artificial colours, flavours, other nasties).

Erin Schloeffel The rating is based off the health of similar foods So if you see the rating on a frozen pizza, it’s compared to other frozen pizzas. If you see it on a bag of chips, it’s compared to other bags of chips. So a 2/5 star stir fry is probably healthier than a 4/5 star bag of candy.

It's not actually. It's been constantly criticised since its inception 4 years ago.

It's a great concept but it's very inaccurate since it's based on similar foods. Which means you can find stuff like 4/5 star ice cream which is ridiculous.

@@officialruneiverse9168 yh UK is easier sine its green amber and red rating

facts

Yet still awful

Brilliant for pegging at the kid who opened the last layer in pass the parcel.

Ashens is best alone but Greg is a really good Dan substitute

@@buenogoodlive the entirety of the Barshens channel would like to have a word with you.

@@calebangell77 True

Please no. Ashens needs to stop bringing on these stupid guests.

yeah the picture on the front is Gyoza so makes sense

But how do I get them? I can't find a way to purchase anywhere online.

I'm sorry, portable snack versions of gyoza?! I love gyoza! Well, I've never actually had gyoza, but I love potstickers and they're a lot alike.

@@sexualtoast9896 there are thousands of better more available Japanese snack foods, you'll pay out the arse for these most likely

@@willf.4590 you can likely just get a fresh pack, cook them, then throw them in a food dehydrator...... It's essentially what they've done

Probably

UwU

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

@@CinderTheFox no uwu allowed

Scotch Fueled Under what authority?

Doesn't he find cheese off putting?

@@spicybeantofu that's the point...

Yes, he should absolutely do that, as long as he records it and shares it with us.

Cheese isn’t vegan?

@Chiyoko U neither is Barry. Dan is.

MatchBreakers oh! I’m so bad with names! Yes, please! I want that video too. :)

Though I'd happily watch a video of Barry Lewis being tricked into thinking these are just regular wafers and see in his face at the cheese hit,

What are you even trying to make this sound like?

It's the last surviving piece of Ashen's sofa and they're trying international food, nothing dodgey about that in any way, no sarcasm at all.

*[ Heavy Neckbeard Breathing ]*

Go google loli

s1r_dr2g0n lol

Years ago the gum in the middle was classic bubblegum flavor, but then they changed it to mango, which I don't like as much.

And the stick used to be plastic but now its paper so it disintegrates like halfway through licking it.

@@crypto7244 And Some came With a Tazo/Pog with a hole in middle, so you can stick the plastic stick through it to make a Spinning Pog !!

Thought the outside was tamarind flavored?

Jocelyn Claflin it does

'Dry flakey strudel' is also a good one

"And now, Anonymous Vegetable Meat Mash, with their Number one hit: 'Dry Flakey Strudel' off of their smash album, 'It Tastes Like the Inside of a Hot Car'!!"

Featuring opening act "Eat The Other Half"

Aggressive Cheese Hit has got to be mine

On RIGHT records.

Or as I call it "Butthole peach"

I like them

I live in a town with a large hispanic population, and I swear to fuck tamarin candy just forms from the air itself. When I was in high school, I would find it in my backpack all the damn time, despite never buying them.

@@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong Lol yeah xD strangely thats quite accurate. I live in mexico and yes... we love that shit

@Hyper Dragon Anaconda My favorite 😋

food poisoning 101

M B i was born in the 2000s always found them in my lollybags after a party as a kid

A Salty Fry Oh cool. I remember we’d eat them only because they were pure sugar but it wouldn’t be something kids would rush towards. Lol Remember those chewy musk flavoured Pink Panther bars? Now those were the goods.

as a woolies petrol station worker. our stock of musk lifesavers are collecting dust on the shelf.

Yeah I am shocked that musk sticks aren’t a confection from England. Keen to look up gist of musk sticks after this video!

SA, NZ and Australia tend to have very similar sweets and snacks, never seen these in SA before, so this looks authentically Australian.

@@lukeodonnell5958 I have a serious thing for hands and Stuart simply has very nice hands.

yoshikage kira

Ellen Madigan Just Wants A Quiet Life.

@@sharona1981 He sure does. Shame about the face though.

@@soli-ethd Oh don't! He has a lovely face.. Gorgeous smile

They needed to bite them. Saludos de Tijuana

Same! I’m probably going to go buy some tomorrow just because they reminded me of them.

Yours are in date lol theirs are not and gooy in the bag.

@@Treeink1 Interesante

What we're all the layers like

Now I’m sad

Celebrate life don't moan death

I’m sorry for your loss but remember all the good times.

Why on earth would someone eat that???

@@Saturos3000 Because its tasty!

Saturos3000 it’s delicious you uncultured swine. What do you eat? Water on bread?

@@ReliableSource1 Yes? Now what?

FINIKY please explain the bread incident

This is when I realise I have been watching ashens for over 10 years now....

HappyBrick Go and watch the hot dog video. You’ve been warned, it’s horrifying.

Wazaaaaaaaa!!

@@khoo7732 yeah, I was gonna say that 2014 Ashens isn't "old" Ashens.

Do it.

I'm sure Ashens would really love being put into that situation

Do it please

Put this on the ashens reddit

He has experience with decayed aspartame

The movie situation is only going to get worse over the next 4 years. You can thank the rainbow brigade.

Greg unfortunately also has gone vegan after this video 🍄

Xenotric yes. Yes, it does

Kit kat tat

c h e w

Bawang is garlic

You can get them here in Canada, too. I love them!

That's about as surprising a comparison as they come, but an accurate one :P

a reference so apt I wish I had made it. hoping there's some Duke-level stuff out of these two :P

Cover them in chocolate for the unsuspecting

Imagínate si hubiera probado un Pulparindo, hubiera creído que el azúcar era moho.

¿Qué? ¡Las rockaletas son un asco! Si querían probar algo picoso, mejor les hubieran mandado fresitas picositas, esas sí están picosas; o un jarrito de barro con tamarindo, esos sí están ricos.

@@benjaminclarke7984 If you think tacos and burritos by the Americans is where it belongs, you haven't tried proper Mexican food.

Soy mexicana y detesto las rockaletas (y el tamarindo en general). La paletas dulces con chile como el Vero Mango, por su parte, las adoro.

@@sine_0 Nor would I ever want to.

I forgot, brits call them footballs.

RC Hobbyist Extreme no one calls them that here it is called wotwits or cheese balls not footballs

Wotsits *

Cheese footballs in the 70s were round wafer snacks filled with cream cheese in the centre not cheese puffs or wotsits

@@foseco2109 they still have something like that but they only tend to be on shelves around Xmas and only in certain shops too, which is quite sad

... isn't that a type of monkey? (Yes, I know its also a fruit.) XD

Its made of the legendary tamarind monkey fruit 😂

Gyoza No Manma

@@darrylhamlin7475 So it is! Cheers!

餃子のまんま or Gyoza with cooked rice (though manma is children's language). Don't confuse Wonton with other dumplings though. There are quite a few different ways to make dumplings, and Wonton are pretty specific.

@@Kanakotka I think the difference is the shape of the wrapper. A wonton wrapper is square, and the gyoza wrapper is round. I don't believe we have a word for a round wrapper in English so both are called wonton wrappers. We are not as swift to adopt loan words as the Japanese. English has fat too many words as it is. ;)

@@Psychol-Snooper Around 30% of english is loanwords, my dude. They're just baked in and you don't think about them being from another language at all. They're the main reason of the inconsistent spelling/pronounciation in english language anyway. In any case Wonton is generally treated as a side dish or a part of a larger meal (e.g. Wonton soup) while Gyoza is a main dish. They actually come from china as well, and they're called Jiaozi there.

Pegg & Greg sounds like a great double-act

He's back in business

Poundland Pegg

Sometimes beer, sometimes cut brandy (Emperador Light), sometimes gin (Ginebra).

I imagine its an aquired taste. Like, there are crazy people who thinkn sauerkraut tastes rotten.

No

Hello fellow countryman....I hate rockaletas. They actually give me headaches, not really sure why

I pity your liver, friend.

MrBurnZ i havent had them in years. I can always remember the taste though

Me too! I love that Ashens went back to the musk stick, the flavour grows on you

Those are cheapo no-name supermarket branded musk sticks too. Coles/woolworths branded stuff is always cheap crap

@@Mephiston Nah mate. Some of their stuff is top quality.

When ya hear the krunch, ya-there...

OH GOD YEAH!!! It does look like that doesn't it?

Send it in and he might try it within the next decade

Same with my step dad. He has a colletable coke bottle that he hasn't opened in around a decade. That soda must be *rancid* lmaoo

They help me fall asleep. 😅😂

@@emery5417 You are not alone with that ^^

Always Nice to find KZfaq channels you follow commenting on other channels you follow WHERE IS BANNERLORD

Brooks Rownd nice to see Mr Thomas's legacy lives on, ding dong

Chilli cheese is a good flavour too!

Well, now I know how to say garlic next time I meet a Filipino. And adobo is great, we have it here in the southwest USA

🇵🇭

Interesting. Bawang is also garlic in Malay.

I saw these on the website for Wal-Mart though the bag they were showing had yellow at the top instead of blue like this bag.

Unfortunately there are plenty of vegan musk lollies. Unfortunate for him, fortunate for me.

Same I bought them as a kid in tijuana

What's a bed?

Who sleeps at 4:30 pm?

@@franksmith7271 it's 10:19 in Britain.

@@franksmith7271 4:30? It's 2:30.

@@franksmith7271 it's 10:40pm for me or 20 to 11 in British.

MisterLister The SisterFaster Pinches ingleses :v

Cool Spot also his less successful cousin, G-Spot!

No.

Not everyone obviously.

i think in terms of childrens party bag filler they're above milk bottles, and below allsorts.