All your favourite Star Wars characters! Day-glo Vader! Weird armed grimacing Luke! Crap hat Poe Dameron! And many, many more! And yes, these are all official Star Wars figures.
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@NdieCity6 жыл бұрын
*snaps Padme in half* It seems, ashens, in your anger, you killed her.
@yadabub6 жыл бұрын
Does Ashens hate sand?
@brianm63376 жыл бұрын
"NOOOOOOOOOOoh, bloody hell."
@jorgyt7544 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@SchlubbyTomHanks3 жыл бұрын
"yeah, padme may be dead, but we at least we gained a space nappy."
@aceisking2 жыл бұрын
@@yadabub yes and FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWNS
@Arsonolace6 жыл бұрын
Just imaging horribly burned Anakin Skywalker bein' all cheery as his armor machine switches him into his holiday colors is giving me giggles.
@Koendabomb4 жыл бұрын
@@triplesevensix291 Either you were drunk, or you are a complete and utter waste of oxygen
@AniW2x44 жыл бұрын
@@Koendabomb I'm gonna assume it was both just to paint this guy as a squeeze punchy low life and a professional scumbag.
@epicgamerman20004 жыл бұрын
@@vrona8649 wait what happened, what did he say
@JohnCena-by1zc4 жыл бұрын
That’s not the only thing to make you giggle...
@JohnCena-by1zc4 жыл бұрын
Fresh Prince Of Africa he’s. not the one who needs to earn english
@ZaGorudan3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop laughing at Ape Man Luke. They made the figure to be posed in a very specific way and the illusion falls apart almost instantly.
@xLupineRadiancex6 жыл бұрын
"Did anyone really need holiday edition Darth Vader?" Well now I do
@brandon38726 жыл бұрын
Luper Duper How about a star wars themed Xmas tree 😉
@lukefreisner96375 жыл бұрын
The red looks kinda badass
@CJODell125 жыл бұрын
"So festive! SO GODDAMN FESTIVE!"
@GeneralCloudhopper5 жыл бұрын
@@CJODell12 agree
@Shiratto4 жыл бұрын
Apparently even in LEGO form (not joking)
@Arcade_Cat_6 жыл бұрын
I've heard the copyright neutral knockoff Star Wars music so often that it's now what I think about instead of the real Star Wars music.
@slvrcobra13376 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that shit had the Overwatch theme in it
@BibleStorm6 жыл бұрын
John Williams stole the star wars music anyway...
@NuclearCherries6 жыл бұрын
Christmas Vader looks better if you consider him to be "Drenched in the blood of his enemies" Vader.
@smugalice62066 жыл бұрын
Nuclear Cherries I was going to make that joke.
@LadyBloodyWrists6 жыл бұрын
Blake Gilbert me too
@AAhmou6 жыл бұрын
The cape that falls off is the nice touch.
@expendableindigo96394 жыл бұрын
Like the Sith Troopers, even-more-sith-Vader.
@RRVCrinale4 жыл бұрын
"Emperor's Royal Guard" Vader, maybe?
@jazzygeofferz6 жыл бұрын
That Leia looks like she's just finished a shift at the supermarket.
@markjames86034 жыл бұрын
Is that the uniform of Empire Supermarket?
@chrismuskett68674 жыл бұрын
Geoffrey Walsh Netto’s Leia
@wilburreid19506 жыл бұрын
That Luke skywalker had me laughing so hard it hurt!
@boerharms22096 жыл бұрын
same XD
@hmidouchboetekees53206 жыл бұрын
+boer harms Poh wat n' mooie trekker.
@leons.kennedy27476 жыл бұрын
I was fucking crying
@DoctorBastard6 жыл бұрын
Woke my wife up laughing at it...
@ToastedAlmond986 жыл бұрын
He looks like a moody teenager! (Well, a moody 23-year-old, anyway)
@GmodPlusWoW6 жыл бұрын
That fucking Luke figure, Jesus Christ. I was actually tearing up trying not to laugh my head off, complete with the lump in the throat. I've had to take a short break to write this, lest I choke on my water and cause my keyboard to erupt like a Federation-built computer console. (which probably have fucking positronic circuits or something)
@TheDavidPoole6 жыл бұрын
Angry Luke with his arms down looks like Michael Jackson doing the Thriller dance.
@k27ism6 жыл бұрын
Dave Poole Omg, i was thinking the same! 😂
@AniW2x43 жыл бұрын
Thriller dancing off to never never land...
@blobtheblob7975 Жыл бұрын
i was just about to say that
@Odis6166 жыл бұрын
The Luke figure looks like a Scooby Doo villain
@themothman72415 жыл бұрын
Or Riff Raff from Rocky Horror
@BrendonTerra5 жыл бұрын
Jeepers it’s the Creeper!
@braveheart46034 жыл бұрын
Stone Roses singer Ian Brown is angry lukes twin bro haha.
@slammgames74254 жыл бұрын
His face looked like hulk to me
@bighead80604 жыл бұрын
Brendon Terra Yes I thought the same.
@MinaF996 жыл бұрын
Luke skywalker - angry ape man made me literally cry with laughter
@Makingnewnamesisdumb6 жыл бұрын
The luke figure that swings both arms downwards is legitimately the funniest action figure I've ever seen in my life.
@Taffer-King6 жыл бұрын
Luke with balcony killing action! BTW, Star Wars zombies is a thing.
@arthurmorgan47365 жыл бұрын
Operation Black Wing?
@danpryle3134 жыл бұрын
The Walker Dead!
@comradeurod98053 жыл бұрын
@@Mandalorian-ss8cw deathtroopers were an elite Unit of stormtroopers, Operation blackwing is the zombie thing
@HelloThereUniverse3 жыл бұрын
Luke Skywalker APE MAN!!
@evancygnor83676 жыл бұрын
When Stuart said "STAY AWAYYY" in the hissing voice I fell out of my chair laughing
@Sh0tgunJust1ce6 жыл бұрын
That Luke Skywalker's face looks like a disgusted Tyrion Lannister.
0:06 That Star Wars theme soundalike is the audio definition of disappointment.
@metalmugen6 жыл бұрын
you love it though. I do too.
@Laevaryl6 жыл бұрын
It's like having sandpaper shoved in your ears.
@ekmad6 жыл бұрын
I actively skip it, it annoys me that much
@ZeDoGiCa6 жыл бұрын
Imagine the poor bloke that had to make that in order to pay rent
@Matthew-yc2qr6 жыл бұрын
I like it
@artinyyk6 жыл бұрын
"What this actually is Stuart is somebody's mum who's come to pick them up from football practice wearing a fucking gilet." That's oddly specific and oddly conjures up way too much vitriol from Alec for that not to be linked to some sort of deep and personal childhood drama. Edit: Who said Larry?
@leons.kennedy27476 жыл бұрын
Larry? This is Alec lol
@Avellania6 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of a posh mother who hangs around at the local stable, but never actually rides a horse.
@artinyyk6 жыл бұрын
Well shit.
@MagicianFairy6 жыл бұрын
@9:26 Luke Skywalker does an impression of the Creeper from Scooby doo.
@swiftfox34616 жыл бұрын
MagicianFairy Glad I'm not the only one that noticed this.
@Silver_wind_1987_5 жыл бұрын
He looks like shaggy if he was really pissed off...
@camarojayrod70934 жыл бұрын
Made me think of the Michael Jackson "Thriller" dance lol
@jaidenredpath65786 жыл бұрын
The kill me was so in sync it hurts
@Mobliz6 жыл бұрын
It's just Vader after a long fight and he's covered in blood. Cutting people in half with light-sabers can be pretty messy!
@E3kHatena6 жыл бұрын
Mobliz Don't light sabers cauterize the wound? Maybe he just owns a red glass sword and that's why Holiday Vader's saber doesn't glow. He spent all his money on the red armor and had to skimp on the weapon.
@RondoOfBloodX4 жыл бұрын
So Rogue One Vader then?
@Lukethefox6 жыл бұрын
Seeing that Vader in Red Armor reminds me of this Comic I read which is Return of the Jedi set in an alternate timeline where Vader lived after becoming Anakin again and made his armor completely white.
@10234ist6 жыл бұрын
You probably didn't recognize me because of my red everything
@jeremyhodgson50135 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment😂
@DevonPalmer986 жыл бұрын
This channel could only do star wars figure knockoffs and ashens would be set for life.
@edbadyt6 жыл бұрын
Devon Palmer vI'd be happy if he only did food specials or vintage UK gaming
@OlGregge6 жыл бұрын
If he only did food specials he'd eventually die from food poisoning.
@otakon176 жыл бұрын
He'd never run out of material that's for sure.
@smb-c3po6 жыл бұрын
Stuart should be more pirate figures, also I wonder if he was ever married.
@Snacksaloon6 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is, these are all official figures..
@nathancombs5276 жыл бұрын
That Vader sculpt is the same as my old holographic Vader. The only difference is that the holographic one is transparent blue.
@dominateeye6 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed as hard as I did at Angry Luke in a long damn time. Thanks, Ashens.
@Feeb56 жыл бұрын
If it was the real Star Wars theme at the beginning it wouldn't be the same
@ajzeg016 жыл бұрын
Star Wars zombies are a thing. They’ve shown up in some of Expanded Universe stories, both canon and otherwise. None of the main characters have ever been zombified, though, except for I believe Chewbacca briefly. (He was infected at one point, but got cured. I don’t know, I haven’t read Death Troopers, but I think I remember hearing this somewhere.) There were some bobbleheads released at one point of Star Wars characters as famous monsters, including a Stormtrooper zombie and a Vader Frankenstein, but that’s it.
@zombiethezerker6 жыл бұрын
ajzeg01 Luke was for awhile brain slug got him he got better
@SorowFame4 жыл бұрын
Also the Nightsister zombies, they were in Clone Wars I think.
@user-hq9mq2tk1d2 жыл бұрын
@@zombiethezerker of course someone named zombieslayer would know this little known fact lol
@reptile16772 жыл бұрын
There was also the ones from the second star wars galaxy of terror novel
@GmodPlusWoW2 жыл бұрын
IIRC that was Project Blackwing in action.
@getwellkel6 жыл бұрын
I actually own the slashing Luke figure, a gem in my collection I must say.
@Ironman1o16 жыл бұрын
10:12 Luke telling the emperor to suck it.
@dxmanforlife6 жыл бұрын
Ironman1o1 we got two words for ya!
@migueldeclercq38836 жыл бұрын
125 years from now, that red festive Darth Vader will be worth £75,000.
@Sheepy0076 жыл бұрын
125 year from now on we would have had a real star wars
@paulbrozyna30066 жыл бұрын
125 years from now £75,000 is what a can of coke will cost...
@eiaboca13 жыл бұрын
@@Sheepy007 lol nah, we'll all be dead
@eternaCabelera6 жыл бұрын
9:27 Oh my god thats literally the Creeper from Scooby Doo
@ScrewBallTheAlien6 жыл бұрын
8:33 Luke Skywalker looks like a classic 60's Scooby-Doo villain with Marfan Syndrome.
@TheCrazyHedgehogLady4 жыл бұрын
Festive Darth Vader’s expression! 😆 He actually manages to look surprised and embarrassed.
@madaxgaming64054 жыл бұрын
That Red Darth Vader honestly looks cool, should be pretty expensive considering it's rare from the holiday special, but the Fact that it's from that special would make not let It be.
@MJuegaES6 жыл бұрын
4:29 "Rendition of Padme Amadala, designed by Hirohiko Araki."
@jacketfrommiami31124 жыл бұрын
Daze
@jakublulek32613 жыл бұрын
@Meme Boi I would say no. Hirohiko Araki generally do his characters in poses inspired by Greek or Roman statues and paintings. He does it in everything he does, not only JoJo. And he wrote book about his technique.
@RRVCrinale3 жыл бұрын
[attacked by that tiger thing from Episode II] OOOOHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO
@georgesears9346 жыл бұрын
That Constable Zuvio figure actually looks like a neat design. Like a cross between a Mortal Kombat Ninja and a NCR trooper. It's still stupid that they made all the figures before they even had a movie to attach them to but props to the designer if I were a kid I would want one of those.
@larrychilders65996 жыл бұрын
so you mean that degenerate figure belongs on a cross
@pennsylvaniafellow44096 жыл бұрын
Being on a cross sure beats patrolling the Mojave.
@420mralucard6 жыл бұрын
It almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
@idanniv32646 жыл бұрын
Hey it’s solidus snake
@Denaro476 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of Reptile (MK) + Samurai Jack's Ultra-Robots
@iam16bits6 жыл бұрын
It's Luke Skywalker at the Ministry of Silly Walks.
@fan97756 жыл бұрын
iam16bits He still won't get a grant.
@neuronoc.73432 жыл бұрын
I watched this a few years back and hadn't seen Robocop beforehand, so when Stuart mentioned Dick Jones falling out the window, I somehow envisioned the titular robocop falling out of a window with his arms pinned to his side like a Garry's Mod statue.
@omisan7716 жыл бұрын
80s GIJoes has such perfect articulations and movements. I'll never understand why it didn't become the gold standard for all action figures.
@tlgpb06276 жыл бұрын
If you replace Luke's light saber with an axe, you have a lumberjack action figure
@Rodderz19926 жыл бұрын
The Luke Skywalker figure at the beginning broke me so much I had to pause the video to try and calm the laughter... only to replay it and start laughing again. It took me 2 hours to watch this!
@MelvinWillikers6 жыл бұрын
The Luke sabre action figure goes past crap to amazing, It's glorious.
@MarissaScalero6 жыл бұрын
The Luke part had me crying with laughter! XDDDD
@jakespacepiratee37406 жыл бұрын
Someone should make a Ashens pixelated video game, you could blowtorch, draw of purgatory or shelf the enemies, you play as ashens, travelling around the UK on THE GOOSE, trying to stop the silver skull from buying all the bootlegged toys in the world.
@someloser65796 жыл бұрын
I need that Luke. Oh my fucking lord.
@edviza19354 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader in all red armor is kind of a badass idea without considering it as Christmas themed
@HeadsFullOfEyeballs6 жыл бұрын
The Darth Vader design actually looks pretty good in red! Would fit in with the Emperor's Royal Guard, too.
@kabobawsome6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, people. He's been doing these Star Wars figures for a long while. He's always done them on the office sofa. But every time, the top comments are filled with "New Sofa?" and "I don't like this new sofa." Can you people not notice a pattern?
@Chromatic_Death6 жыл бұрын
Kabobawsome I think the dull, matte grey of this sofa is better for star wars honestly
@yadabub6 жыл бұрын
The "New Sofa" is from a long time ago in a galaxy far away. The "Old Sofa" is actually visiting from the future.
@David3158426 жыл бұрын
The angry Luke figure and the collapsing Padme were the best. :D
@Robovski6 жыл бұрын
Hunckback Elephant Man Skywalker, he's not an animal, he's a Jedi!
@otakon176 жыл бұрын
Robert Turner kept reminding me of Smooth Criminal Michael Jackson.
@beautyforashes20223 жыл бұрын
"Two of KZfaq's most darling idiots." Lol, you two are wonderful, don't ever change. 🥰
@booksmusicgodislife6 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOSH! I had that Padma as a kid....I remember I used to send her down a string zip line OR I would make her dance...there was like a chain...a pillar and a monster or something that came in the set.
@booksmusicgodislife6 жыл бұрын
Also her discolored "nappy" was also always discolored..I remember that discoloration as a kid as well.
@littlemikey466 жыл бұрын
"I'd make her dance, there was a chain..." your childhood sounds messed up :P
@SuperFetaCheese6 жыл бұрын
I was crying laughing during the zombie luke figure, especially when you started to move the arms again. Ohh my sides.
@jackofnaught98226 жыл бұрын
Ashens perfectly predicted Leia flying through space like superman...
@jamesclay81726 жыл бұрын
8:25 when Vader and Padme ground luke
@buddette55136 жыл бұрын
Anikan made me cry... with laughter!
@Elder745 жыл бұрын
Budder anikan? What is that? Is it consumable?
@danberry208 ай бұрын
9:56 Ashens doing a Goodfella-esk mobster voice as Luke is comedy I never knew I needed 🤣
@awimachinegun6 жыл бұрын
9:00 It's Luke Skywalker with Cerebral Palsy action!
@OlagGan6 жыл бұрын
That figure isn't Oscar Issac, it's Columbo. It even includes the trench coat.
@LadyBloodyWrists6 жыл бұрын
OlagGan I just spit my drink
@JetJenkins6 жыл бұрын
Padme throwing a JoJo pose. To me that's in about the same tier as Squidward dabbing.
@danpryle3134 жыл бұрын
Whatabout HANDSOME SQUIDWARD posing?
@probablyrajir6386 жыл бұрын
Finn's alternative armour makes him look like he's wearing Fallout 4 power armour
@metalmugen6 жыл бұрын
JoJo posing Padmé
@jacobdial24486 жыл бұрын
yare yare daze
@kylesharma62466 жыл бұрын
metalmugen I was hoping someone would say that.
@yaboijjonah._.18156 жыл бұрын
9:31 the end of thriller when Michael turns back at the camera to reveal he really is a zombie
@Jamieclarkisokay6 жыл бұрын
I kinda like festive Vader to be honest
@RangerSnow6 жыл бұрын
okay, that Luke is probably the best Star Wars figure I've ever seen
@theshooterflynn6 жыл бұрын
That Padme figure looks like she about to best Usain Bolt on the tracking field.
@sunshinethuggery6 жыл бұрын
Luke looks like he's either about the make me an offer I can't refuse or revolt against his human oppressors.
@goblinsrevenge6 жыл бұрын
Great video, just goes to show that sometimes the official figures can just be as bad as the fake ones. I am surprised though that they didn't have a Willrow Hood figure.
@Guyait6 жыл бұрын
That Luke with the "lightsaber chopping action" could pass as a "Ministry of Silly Walks" figure with the arms down...
@stimpaksociety58956 жыл бұрын
But star wars zombies is a thing! (Death Troopers). The figure fits perfectly xD
@DeadAbeVigoda4 жыл бұрын
He looks like he took the elevator from The Shining.
@thebumblequeen67783 жыл бұрын
Luke "The Sasquatch" Skywalker is by far my favorite thing!
@tgon134 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad i stumbled upon this channel, 5 stars lmao's all day
@Firestar40416 жыл бұрын
Banana visor, its the next level in space flight! Right up there with Starfoxes "cut your ankles off" technique.
@Fluxicity6 жыл бұрын
The Luke Skywalker figurine had me in tears xD
@sirmugman6 жыл бұрын
QUICK WE NEED STARWARS AND CHRISTMAS GO! err umm err ah aha AH YES I'VE GOT IT! "whisper whisper" YOU ARE BRILLANT YOU ARE GETTING A BONUS a red dathrader on a stand with some holly around him snow and his red light saber.....this seems more a poundland thing
@MrIcecolddd6 жыл бұрын
The Luke Skywalker figure looks like that green guy off the old Scooby Doo cartoons!
@googleuser8596 жыл бұрын
The zombie Luke looks like an extra from the MJ thriller video, it definitely has a very close resemblance to dancing Jacko. The Lea looks like she's just finished her dressage practice and hasn't been changed yet.
@LordOmarBush6 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed that much with a KZfaq video like I have with Luke saying "What are you doing Tony!?", shite
@Balrog-tf3bg2 жыл бұрын
As far as action action figures go, I had an anikin and Obi Wan that you’d squeeze their legs and their limp arms would fly around with a lightsaber. It was almost better choreographed than the movie
@epicenter7136 жыл бұрын
"I find your lack of cheer disturbing."
@SchlubbyTomHanks3 жыл бұрын
i can't handle that flailing arms Luke figure, each time it changed positions it got funnier.
@edudej6 жыл бұрын
Red Phantom Vader invader.
@migittank67596 жыл бұрын
If star wars Zombies were a thing it is a thing
@Skywarp-js9ne4 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel a couple days ago I love how you guys make fun of these figures my friends and I do it all the time and those ones with the incredibly hard helmets to put on I found them at our 99 cent store for a dollar so I bought a whole bunch of stormtroopers
@gray007nl6 жыл бұрын
Just as I was about to go to sleep, Ashens think of my sleep schedule dammit!
@ChesuMori6 жыл бұрын
That Luke Skywalker figure is amazing. I want it.
@cakeisamadeupdrug61346 жыл бұрын
Ahhh remember that scene from Empire Strikes Back where Vader emerges from a lake of blood, shouting "HO HO HO MERRY DEATHMAS"? That was my favourite moment from the whole trilogy.
@Bobba_raekus6 жыл бұрын
8:48 I've always wanted Luke Skywalker doing the Thriller dance.
@taleleny59996 жыл бұрын
This is the quality content I subscribed for, this and the vomit food reviews with technical difficulties.
@M0B1US6 жыл бұрын
the synchronous "kill me" made me spit my soylent all over the sodding place.
@TraxelAxel6 жыл бұрын
I remember when Star Wars figures all came with a little box designed like a locker with a bunch of Guns in them like an accessory pack. It was probably over 10 years ago by now though. I also remember figures would come with a leg for a droid and you buy 5 figures each with a different part and build a droid once you got them all.
@MD-19823 жыл бұрын
The John Boyega/Finn figure (especially the armour/helmet) makes him look like a M.A.S.K. agent! 🤣
@SuperPerry1000 Жыл бұрын
It's funny, I actually quite like the Constable Zivo figure. Not every day you can buy a figure of a character left on the cutting room floor. A representation of what could have been.
@darknyeh5536 жыл бұрын
I need a gif of 10:10
@maxscardanelli61856 жыл бұрын
darknyeh24 Don't we all.
@imyugioh6 жыл бұрын
On it
@vintagedoctorgonzo6 жыл бұрын
i.makeagif.com/media/11-18-2017/JgN8wz.gif You're Welcome. Sorry it took so long I only saw this comment recently
@HughesEnterprises6 жыл бұрын
What's up with that counterfeit sofa, Stuart?!
@hpbifta6 жыл бұрын
They're making this vid in the office rather than at Stuarts place is all. Most of these sort of vids take place there. Not least the sofa is disintegrating and Stuart may have to saw it in half sometime soon in order to keep it as part of the brand.
@VikingCuda6 жыл бұрын
i think it could be one of the Barshens sofas
@dionysus68926 жыл бұрын
Hughes Enterprises send guns
@hpbifta6 жыл бұрын
I know it's the office sofa as they have admitted to so before on earlier videos. Erm that about covers it tbh. Stuart I still want festive Vader for my christmas tree. Trust me my girlfriend would love it as a tree fairy.
@jacksonpercy80446 жыл бұрын
He uses that sofa exclusively for star wars figures
@TheGuylanda1286 жыл бұрын
That Luke figurine was so funny I almost barfed.
@jksmellie6 жыл бұрын
God I love this series, it's amazing how hilariously bad these are.