Star Wars Bend-Ems | Ashens

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5 жыл бұрын

They're cheap, they're rubber, and they're the closest thing to Star Wars figures you could buy in the shops in 1993! Join Stuart and Alec as they look at Luke Skywalker's corpse, Pug Vader, and Obi-Wan The Redeemer among others...
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@NotOnLand
@NotOnLand 5 жыл бұрын
I had a skeleton bend-em as a kid and I always thought it was hilarious how bendy the bones were, I would pretend he didn't drink enough milk
@tortron
@tortron 5 жыл бұрын
C A L C I U M
@bruh_guy45
@bruh_guy45 4 жыл бұрын
@@tortron or a lack of C A L C I U M
@eclipticopossum8817
@eclipticopossum8817 4 жыл бұрын
Drink your milk kids! Because if you don’t I will B E N D Y O U
@theprimo100
@theprimo100 3 жыл бұрын
"I always drink plenty of...Malk?"
@yoymate6316
@yoymate6316 3 жыл бұрын
skeletor spent too long in his vinegar bath
@traxthetrashwizard
@traxthetrashwizard 5 жыл бұрын
Huh... They were everywhere, they were made for a TON of franchises, and were mostly bought out of desperation. Are these the funko pops of the 90's?
@K.J.S.est1994
@K.J.S.est1994 5 жыл бұрын
I thought that Tiger Handhelds were the Pop Vinyls of the 90’s?
@damambinator7740
@damambinator7740 5 жыл бұрын
@@K.J.S.est1994 Tiger handhelds were the smartphones of the 90's.
@solar-e-clips9989
@solar-e-clips9989 4 жыл бұрын
What do you mean bought out of desperation?
@traxthetrashwizard
@traxthetrashwizard 4 жыл бұрын
@@solar-e-clips9989 basically I mean that they were purchased because they were cheaper and easier to get a hold of than the proper figure of a particular character.
@tomgriffiths2622
@tomgriffiths2622 4 жыл бұрын
Crimson Trax RIGHT but maybe not as bad as funko but extremely close
@koenvandamme6901
@koenvandamme6901 5 жыл бұрын
Generic 70's Guy With Necrotic Lips was the best character in the movies!
@Ragsna
@Ragsna 5 жыл бұрын
Necrotic 70´s Guy
@Sparrow9612
@Sparrow9612 5 жыл бұрын
Bendy-One Kacheapo: "If you strike me down, I shall become more flexible than you can possible imagine."
@furiousgeorge6594
@furiousgeorge6594 5 жыл бұрын
We had these and when the paint flaked off we'd use red hobby paint to repaint the area to look like blood. So we had a bunch of wounded figures looking almost zombiefied. Happy days.
@damambinator7740
@damambinator7740 5 жыл бұрын
Cool.
@noahfessenden6478
@noahfessenden6478 5 жыл бұрын
So, you took these things and made them superior to the originals through red paint? Most impressive.
@darkforestzombie218
@darkforestzombie218 5 жыл бұрын
Darts zombie
@disposable_income_andy
@disposable_income_andy 2 жыл бұрын
real clever actually damn
@andrewminelli5744
@andrewminelli5744 4 жыл бұрын
Had the Chewie one. Worked at a Computer Company. We ran it over and dragged it around with a High-Lo it got pretty messed up. We used old computer chip cast offs and made him a Cyborg. It became our mascot!! Everyone loved Cybacca!
@n0m4nic
@n0m4nic 5 жыл бұрын
I had some pro wrestling ones. The only one that lasted was Yokozuna because there was so much rubber, you couldn't actually bend him.
@roecocoa
@roecocoa 5 жыл бұрын
CantBendEms
@Direwoof
@Direwoof 5 жыл бұрын
no blubber no blubber no blubber.
@themeanestofgenes2409
@themeanestofgenes2409 5 жыл бұрын
Well he was a very large chap.
@Direwoof
@Direwoof 5 жыл бұрын
@@themeanestofgenes2409 he died in his 30s of being too fat.
@wisewolftony
@wisewolftony 5 жыл бұрын
I had some Gumby ones and they all snapped almost instantly after getting them.
@MothLordDip
@MothLordDip 5 жыл бұрын
If Stormtroopers had those giant arms then they wouldn't need guns. They'd just have to reach over to the enemies and grab them
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon 5 жыл бұрын
And yet, somehow they would still miss.
@JRSanchez93
@JRSanchez93 5 жыл бұрын
That's kind of a terrifying thought actually.
@ccricers
@ccricers 5 жыл бұрын
He seriously has Wookiee proportions when placed next to 3PO
@jakublulek3261
@jakublulek3261 5 жыл бұрын
I find Stormtrooper's weirdly bulging crotch quite disturbing. Porn version, maybe?
@kabelsalad8380
@kabelsalad8380 5 жыл бұрын
My nightmares will now be haunted by platoons of noodly, Cthulloid Stormtroopers. Well done.
@nakyer
@nakyer 5 жыл бұрын
"None of these have the wires broken." Immediately starts twisting the right arm, risking it breaking after all these years.
@mistermatix8241
@mistermatix8241 5 жыл бұрын
"Moulded rubber over a wire frame" , sounds like the world's crappiest terminator!
@BrownSofaGamer
@BrownSofaGamer 5 жыл бұрын
Skynet started outsourcing it’s production of terminators to China after some budget cuts. These are the result.
@kanakawase
@kanakawase 5 жыл бұрын
I bet they made C3PO so small to save money on that metallic paint.
@KairuHakubi
@KairuHakubi 5 жыл бұрын
he looks like stephen merchant, who is in a different scale to other humans
@ccricers
@ccricers 5 жыл бұрын
"Uncle Owen, got any tarnish remover? I gotta clean this droid up."
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 3 жыл бұрын
@@KairuHakubi Stephen Merchant is a great actor, comedian and as far as I know human, but fuck me that man looks like a glitched Oblivion character.
@fattesttitsincairo
@fattesttitsincairo 4 жыл бұрын
I just realized the “original” Han Solo one looks a lot like the Ken doll from Toy Story.
@thewrestlewrant5710
@thewrestlewrant5710 5 жыл бұрын
I loved these as a kid - they were so cheap that I managed to pick up two box sets for next to nothing so I basically had an entire collection immediately lol
@Emerje1
@Emerje1 5 жыл бұрын
That second Han is definitely Conan O'Brien. No question about it.
@davidlevy706
@davidlevy706 5 жыл бұрын
Came here to say that.
@Braindeadlobotomite
@Braindeadlobotomite Жыл бұрын
It looks like Kyle Maclachlan too
@MCOmegaX123
@MCOmegaX123 5 жыл бұрын
"Bib Fortuna, that's a bit obscure." Dey wanna wonga? Nay Jabba no badda.
@xAlexZifko
@xAlexZifko 5 жыл бұрын
it took 26 years but people finally appreciate these things - solely because we got an ashens episode out of em
@DrBachur
@DrBachur 5 жыл бұрын
The next SW episode better have some alien dude named Bend-Ems.
@mr.motormaster9881
@mr.motormaster9881 5 жыл бұрын
And a prob include
@VelSparko
@VelSparko 5 жыл бұрын
I hope there's one named Chanticleer Hegemony.
@howeyyadoing9070
@howeyyadoing9070 5 жыл бұрын
Ben Dems
@snoballuk
@snoballuk 5 жыл бұрын
Or a droid named B3ND-EM5
@glumpy6079
@glumpy6079 5 жыл бұрын
Bend Obi Wan Em
@Enbious
@Enbious 5 жыл бұрын
Before focus: "Doesn't seem *that* bad..." After focus: "OH HOLY SKY DADDY!!!"
@Devilot109
@Devilot109 5 жыл бұрын
"Huh... C-3PO... he looks like an agonized Cyberman, right?" "Definitely."
@meowistforlife
@meowistforlife 4 жыл бұрын
Nezumi hey I found you
@raprot7829
@raprot7829 5 жыл бұрын
Is that a Steve Irwin action figure in the thumbnail?
@SquishyZoran
@SquishyZoran 5 жыл бұрын
Gavin Cooke I think he means Raprot’s Gaming2’s avatar looks like a guy with a knife in his head since it does look like it.
@SquishyZoran
@SquishyZoran 5 жыл бұрын
Gavin Cooke oh! I had no idea. I’ll shut up now.
@SquishyZoran
@SquishyZoran 5 жыл бұрын
Gavin Cooke Thank you!
@CommittingSloth
@CommittingSloth 5 жыл бұрын
Was hoping this comment would be here. Didn’t disappoint
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 5 жыл бұрын
They made a giant stingray for him to fight..
@jdmweeb8663
@jdmweeb8663 5 жыл бұрын
I wonder how brightly they'll burn in the Drawer of Purgatory
@ShaneSemler
@ShaneSemler 5 жыл бұрын
They're made of rubber so they'll burn for years like a pile of old tires.
@howeyyadoing9070
@howeyyadoing9070 4 жыл бұрын
They’ll burn down to their wire frames like the Terminator
@ArchangelExile
@ArchangelExile 5 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember having a bunch of these rubber-covered wire toys. I remember enjoying playing with them. Then again, I didn't have high standards when it came to toys.
@calmestpilot2122
@calmestpilot2122 5 жыл бұрын
I love it when Ashens has Alec in videos
@toajaton8593
@toajaton8593 5 жыл бұрын
11:00 It's bendy R2 from the Holiday Special cartoon!
@Leatherbubba
@Leatherbubba 5 жыл бұрын
So Bend-Ems were the Funko Pop of their day?
@MistCellaneous-5
@MistCellaneous-5 5 жыл бұрын
Yes but unlike Funko pops, bendems actually did have a bit of a function which was bending, so in hindsight they did have a element of playability. Funko pops are just literally large lumps of vinyl plastic that do absolutely nothing but take a gratuitous amount of shelf space. literally the only thing they can do is change the poses of their head and that's not even fun. It Funko pops were smaller and they were articulated... And maybe not the way they were.... It would be far more interesting and I would probably have a lot more of them. But I have three at home and trust me they are probably the most worthless piece of merchandise I have am I collection.
@joegower7669
@joegower7669 5 жыл бұрын
@@MistCellaneous-5 if they were smaller and articulated then they wouldn't be funko pops. Funk pops are collectibles, not action figures which is why they aren't articulated.
@buenogoodlive
@buenogoodlive 5 жыл бұрын
Except Funko Pops are even worse because at least Bend'EMS are fun to look at. Funko Pops are just boring as hell.
@infiltrat0rn720
@infiltrat0rn720 5 жыл бұрын
No. Bend Ems were for children, Funko Pops are for adults with too much money. Bend Ems were designed to be played with, Funkos aren't.
@YadonTheCat
@YadonTheCat 5 жыл бұрын
@@infiltrat0rn720 Too much money, but not enough money (or taste) to get proper figures
@Inglott
@Inglott 5 жыл бұрын
When you brought in Obi Wan, I thought it was Palpatine, and only realised that it was supposed to be Obi Wan when you brought it up close.
@pokemrstark7089
@pokemrstark7089 5 жыл бұрын
It's 4 AM, time for another ashens video, naturally.
@thetsarofall8666
@thetsarofall8666 5 жыл бұрын
Damn its 4 am here too
@howeyyadoing9070
@howeyyadoing9070 5 жыл бұрын
*naturally*
@Iamadisappointment
@Iamadisappointment 5 жыл бұрын
me too fam me too
@changoelchango
@changoelchango 5 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one but it's good to know I'm not alone
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 5 жыл бұрын
Half past two, time for a quiz!
@Dizz2K7
@Dizz2K7 5 жыл бұрын
Bib for what? Bib for tuna. Also, knowing that these are madd old and unbroken, watching him bend-em with reckless abandon was kinda anxiety inducing.
@adenanthony5257
@adenanthony5257 5 жыл бұрын
With C-3PO I'm gonna assume they're made so cheaply that the metallic paint / rubber was slightly more expensive. But I really don't know
@spycrab5574
@spycrab5574 5 жыл бұрын
3PO looks like that return the slab dude from courage the cowardly dog
@OtakuUnitedStudio
@OtakuUnitedStudio 5 жыл бұрын
The man in gauze! The man in gauze! KING RAMSES!
@meatblazestudios3778
@meatblazestudios3778 5 жыл бұрын
To me, he looks more like The Bicentennial Man...
@AgsmaJustAgsma
@AgsmaJustAgsma 5 жыл бұрын
To me he looks similar to Axe bodyspray's chocolate guy.
@Ephemeral_Style985
@Ephemeral_Style985 5 жыл бұрын
Meatblaze Studios I completely forgot about the bicentennial man, that is exactly what I was thinking he looked like!
@cheekeemonkee8808
@cheekeemonkee8808 5 жыл бұрын
The manufacturers hadn’t seen Harrison Ford, but apparently they had seen a lot of Bill Pullman 😂
@GreyHulk2156
@GreyHulk2156 5 жыл бұрын
Actually I think that 'unfixed' Han Solo looks more like Chandler Bing.
@damambinator7740
@damambinator7740 5 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Chanandler Bong.
@TheJamsponge
@TheJamsponge 5 жыл бұрын
Could I *be* flying any more slow?
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 5 жыл бұрын
The one in the box is actually Don Knotts, if you know who that is you get a cookie
@autoneurotic
@autoneurotic 5 жыл бұрын
I was 10 years old in 1993. I had a couple of vintage figures as a child and wanted more - I absolutely loved them. I saw these pieces of shit in the shops and I hated each and every one.
@ohio_pig_
@ohio_pig_ 5 жыл бұрын
Han looks like Bill Nye the science guy. Edit: The carded one.
@retcxn
@retcxn 5 жыл бұрын
And the uncarded one looks like they somehow knew Alden Ehrenreich was going to play young Han Solo and they still messed up.
@matthewcampbell3146
@matthewcampbell3146 5 жыл бұрын
i think I have a Woody one as a kid. I was obsessed with it
@eelbrass
@eelbrass 5 жыл бұрын
5:03 looks like he's confessing his love
@Sturmdude
@Sturmdude 5 жыл бұрын
I had a Bugs Life bendy figure of Flick. His antennae broke, and then his arms just T-Posed forever.
@pixiepianoplayer114
@pixiepianoplayer114 5 жыл бұрын
Obi wan is King Friday. Follows up nicely to Mr Han Rogers Solo.
@BrendonTerra
@BrendonTerra 5 жыл бұрын
That out of box Han Solo looks like he’s from an alternate reality where the character is portrayed by the late John Belushi.
@koryandrews1665
@koryandrews1665 5 жыл бұрын
I had some WWF Bend-em's back in the 90's
@MarquisSmith
@MarquisSmith 5 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan! Super-Star! He knows The Force and can speak Jawa.
@MaximumCustoms
@MaximumCustoms 2 жыл бұрын
There's actually still a bendems style toy today, they're called bendyfigs by noble toys, essentially the same but with better detailed molding
@adrienfourniercom
@adrienfourniercom 5 жыл бұрын
I spend my youth bending wires into those figurine to replace the original ones after they brake. I had a dedicated reel of wire just for that operation. Hours of fun.
@cclyon
@cclyon 5 жыл бұрын
You sound like a fun kid.
@adrienfourniercom
@adrienfourniercom 5 жыл бұрын
@@cclyon I was already highly depressed
@cclyon
@cclyon 5 жыл бұрын
@@adrienfourniercom Come sit by me.
@thegardenofeatin5965
@thegardenofeatin5965 5 жыл бұрын
The instant you described what a Bend-Em is, I instantly recognized them. I had a couple cheap, rather abstract figures I didn't recognize from anything like that. One was...blurry. I don't have much memory of it. The one I paid more attention to when I was 3 was some sort of very tall, thin orange thing with a snout and I think it had a tail. Later on someone made a set of car maintenance funnels that worked by a similar principle. It was a sheet of thin metal encased in thick oilproof rubber, so you could bend it into the shape of funnel you need. I'm not an interesting person.
@lilyuttecht8298
@lilyuttecht8298 5 жыл бұрын
Would still rather something like this than more Funko POPs haha
@loneshewolf74
@loneshewolf74 5 жыл бұрын
But I like Funko Pops. I used to have some bendable toys as a kid, and the wires inside would quickly break and poke holes through the plastic and rust.
@KawaiiKaabii1993
@KawaiiKaabii1993 5 жыл бұрын
Simaginary Friend I would want funko pop versions of the team from Earthbound. It would somewhat match the clay models from the game, and please have Ness with a baseball bat!!!
@AAhmou
@AAhmou 5 жыл бұрын
Personally I find funko pops unsettling.
@ReluctantWarrior
@ReluctantWarrior 5 жыл бұрын
Same, wish Funko would scrap the Pops and go all in on the Reaction figures, which actually look presentable
@b.parker1740
@b.parker1740 5 жыл бұрын
Given how they've been doing both the Reactions and the He-Man style figures (and also Pez Dispensers), it wouldn't surprise me if they would try to resurrect these. It would be super lame, but they would probably use their reach in licenses to make some pretty hard collectables to turn down (which makes me both hate and respect them more).
@Gnomelotte
@Gnomelotte 5 жыл бұрын
"The lips have gone blue, or something." It is called green, Ashens. :-D
@buenogoodlive
@buenogoodlive 5 жыл бұрын
Looked abit yellow to me
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 5 жыл бұрын
Camcorder, youtube compression, display differences
@russellharrell2747
@russellharrell2747 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely something.
@JoesGuy
@JoesGuy 4 жыл бұрын
That Darth Vader, tho. "Please, my lord, may I have some more Rep-Med Vita Paste?"
@schalkespringer
@schalkespringer 5 жыл бұрын
I love when Alec drops by! Sure to be solid laughs.
@craigheadalastair
@craigheadalastair 5 жыл бұрын
I googled Flintstones bend-ems. They actually look pretty good
@AimForMyHead81
@AimForMyHead81 5 жыл бұрын
Just as I was about to fall asleep. Thank you Ashens.
@kruleworld
@kruleworld 5 жыл бұрын
you can sleep when you're dead. there's Ashens to be had
@girlsdrinkfeck
@girlsdrinkfeck 5 жыл бұрын
U do know videos don't go away if u sleep?
@damambinator7740
@damambinator7740 5 жыл бұрын
@@kruleworld IKR.
@andrewwebb3431
@andrewwebb3431 5 жыл бұрын
The Han Solo in the box I'm sure is that guy from Ghostbusters that gets trapped in the statue with Sigourney Weaver. And the original one is definitely modelled on part-time absentee former PM and full-time c**t David Cameron.
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon 5 жыл бұрын
Rick Moranis.
@Quirderph
@Quirderph 5 жыл бұрын
@@SakuraAvalon He may never have played Han Solo, but he DID play Lord Helmet in Spaceballs.
@SakuraAvalon
@SakuraAvalon 5 жыл бұрын
Quirderph "You went over my helmet?!" "Well, not over it exactly, more around it"
@user-cr6ss8hn6t
@user-cr6ss8hn6t 5 жыл бұрын
I've only watched this channel for a year but I. Try to watch as soon as it pops out on KZfaq and it just makes my day just a little bit better , thanks so much for doing what you do :)
@DoctorInk20
@DoctorInk20 5 жыл бұрын
I had some Toy Story 2 Woody's Roundup Bend 'Ems. They were actually pretty well made, but I took some strange glee in the weird articulation. Must hunt them out some time. I imagine they've colonised the attic by now.
@CypressDeer
@CypressDeer 5 жыл бұрын
7:12 Good lord is that baby-faced Franklin Roosevelt
@4looming
@4looming 5 жыл бұрын
Omg I think I had Scooby Doo bend-ems. I think I ran over the Scooby with the lawnmower at one point.
@manjackson2772
@manjackson2772 5 жыл бұрын
Deliberately?
@4looming
@4looming 5 жыл бұрын
@@manjackson2772 Haha no, but it cut scooby into pieces with surgical precision. Lol
@saraschmidt5612
@saraschmidt5612 5 жыл бұрын
16:10 That T-Posing Boba Fett is an instant favorite.
@TheFreshSpam
@TheFreshSpam 5 жыл бұрын
We need more Poundland tosh videos Ashens!! Much love
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 5 жыл бұрын
TheFreshSpam he’s reported many times that there’s less and less amusing crap and suspect food as time goes on
@georgesears934
@georgesears934 5 жыл бұрын
2:20 Travis Touchdown knows how to fix that.
@TheSmokingCheddar
@TheSmokingCheddar 5 жыл бұрын
I was bought a full set of these in the 90s as a child. I think I still have the Vader somewhere. It's the stuff of nightmares
@meanmanturbo
@meanmanturbo 5 жыл бұрын
The bendem I remember from my childhood was a pink panhter one. Thinking back on it that one would actually be quite sensible.
@SideshowPatriarch
@SideshowPatriarch 5 жыл бұрын
Help me Obi Christ Kenobi. You're my only hope.
@shuriKen469
@shuriKen469 5 жыл бұрын
i wonder if she means old Water into Wine Kenobi.
@man_6667
@man_6667 5 жыл бұрын
If they rereleased bendems style toys, but of a higher quality. They’d be really cool toys with a ton of articulation.
@gaiaweylyn
@gaiaweylyn 5 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this video for years~ Did not disappoint.
@comradeurod9805
@comradeurod9805 5 жыл бұрын
Yessss i was craving more of stu and Alec chatting about trashy figures
@shtuff8387
@shtuff8387 5 жыл бұрын
The David Cameron one also looks like Jason Clarke from Terminator Geniyiyisyeishyhs
@1.21JJWatts
@1.21JJWatts 5 жыл бұрын
And featuring Glenn Close as Disco Leia.
@TheRealAmericanMan
@TheRealAmericanMan 5 жыл бұрын
I have that exact waving sealed Han Solo on my desk at work as we speak
@Tatwinus
@Tatwinus 4 жыл бұрын
That original Han Solo looks like beautiful squidward
@mushroomsamba82
@mushroomsamba82 5 жыл бұрын
I learned from AvE that it's the nitrile rubber that goes sticky after a number of years
@Kertezium
@Kertezium 5 жыл бұрын
"Shit that looks like Tim Allen..." "I'm going with bloated Tim Allen" Always nice when you get that acknowledgement. :)
@PercyPumpkinheart
@PercyPumpkinheart 5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't the only Han Solo figure that looked like Tim Allen, either. I wouldn't say that Harrison Ford looks similar to him in the flesh, but in plastic form, yeah.
@OptimusSledge
@OptimusSledge Жыл бұрын
The Emperor figure looks like he's changed approach with Luke. "Come on! Give your Uncle Palpy a hug!"
@jaym8299
@jaym8299 4 жыл бұрын
Binge watching for days!
@EmanuelGaldr
@EmanuelGaldr 5 жыл бұрын
I'd love a video exploring the folds and underside of those cushions.
@LAKster
@LAKster 5 жыл бұрын
vader looks like he jumped out of an episode of Adventure Time EDIT: The extra shit han looks like sylvester stallone with some strange makeup choices
@ChrissehCat
@ChrissehCat 5 жыл бұрын
I used to have some 101 Dalmatians Bend-Ems because I was obsessed with that movie and puppies in general as a kid. The first wire to break was always one of the back legs, so the dog would be in pema-pissing position.
@Doobie3010
@Doobie3010 5 жыл бұрын
"Stretch Armstrong" was the first of these things,i can remember.
@paradoxical998
@paradoxical998 5 жыл бұрын
9:25 "JESUS WANTS A HUG!"
@DirectorOfChaos9292
@DirectorOfChaos9292 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't know what's funnier, the fact that the church is strong arming you into helping us, or you obviously haven't seen what I did to the statue of big J!"
@zh84
@zh84 5 жыл бұрын
9:40 I genuinely thought that figure was the Emperor until it was identified as Obi-Wan Kenobi.
@koengrootswagers6841
@koengrootswagers6841 5 жыл бұрын
The second Han solo looks like the handsome version of squidward
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 Жыл бұрын
Now, my Gumby & Pokey BendEms are spot on!
@wesleyboyer6654
@wesleyboyer6654 5 жыл бұрын
Bendem style. The crap sequel to Gangnam Style.
@howeyyadoing9070
@howeyyadoing9070 5 жыл бұрын
It stops after a minute because the wires break.
@peucoman
@peucoman 5 жыл бұрын
@@howeyyadoing9070 and then it becomes "Cruxified Jesus Style"
@SSBBPOKEFAN
@SSBBPOKEFAN 5 жыл бұрын
@@peucoman T-Pose of DOMINANCE!
@damambinator7740
@damambinator7740 5 жыл бұрын
@@SSBBPOKEFAN Alpha af.
@brycevo
@brycevo 5 жыл бұрын
I remember the wires broke and the rubber gets sweaty. They're still cool
@manjackson2772
@manjackson2772 5 жыл бұрын
Bryce. Friend. Chum. Salt of the earth. They're in the video. We can see that they're not cool.
@brycevo
@brycevo 5 жыл бұрын
@@manjackson2772 they're kinda cool, for the little fact that they are cheap as hell
@ShaneSemler
@ShaneSemler 5 жыл бұрын
@@brycevo Drawing a face on an empty toilet paper roll is cheap. And probably less toxic.
@KernelLeak
@KernelLeak 5 жыл бұрын
Those Obi Wan and Palpatine figures look like they were channeling the Joker - pre and post acid bath...
@chronosea
@chronosea Жыл бұрын
I laughed too much throughout this video! 🤣 I still have the whole set of these abominations on their cards. Ghastly things!
@Tigian
@Tigian 5 жыл бұрын
Stuart it’s 4am
@SammyDrz
@SammyDrz 5 жыл бұрын
Stu, it's 4am. Why are you reviewing toys at 4 in the morning?
@adamoneal6476
@adamoneal6476 5 жыл бұрын
I had that R2, I always wondered why he had those rubber legs.
@johnthwaites5976
@johnthwaites5976 5 жыл бұрын
The Han out of the packet is David Cameron 😂😂
@sabre0smile
@sabre0smile 5 жыл бұрын
GODDAMN IT STUART ASHENS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. TIME HAD STRUCK THESE FROM MY MEMORY.
@vbonesy
@vbonesy 5 жыл бұрын
ok but where's the acetone bath
@sirspookybones1118
@sirspookybones1118 5 жыл бұрын
I feel that needs to happen
@og4407
@og4407 5 жыл бұрын
Revealing their terrifying wire skeleton
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 5 жыл бұрын
This type of rubber really stinks if you burn them, I'd stick with crucifying them.
@KopitioBozynski
@KopitioBozynski 5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to think you could make a genuinely entertaining video even someone dropped you in a morgue as long as the couch would fit.
@owensjl65
@owensjl65 5 жыл бұрын
So good...brought back happy childhood memories
@Robocopnik
@Robocopnik 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I finally learned where my Darth Vader came from. I've had it pretty much my whole life.
@mattleuty5285
@mattleuty5285 5 жыл бұрын
Is it a late night or an early morning then mate? I love the random. Hang on a minute, why the hell am I still bloody up?
@nickarmitt4722
@nickarmitt4722 5 жыл бұрын
Probably filmed a day or so ago, then edited it. And then put on timed. He probably uploaded it earlier today. This ensures catching the US and also that the video quality is full straight away.
@Mahvelous21
@Mahvelous21 5 жыл бұрын
At my local antique store they have the full set sealed for $10. Also they have like 6 of them so...
@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 2 жыл бұрын
11:47 "The part of C-3PO will now be played by the robot off the cover of Queen's News of the World"
@Bathingape888
@Bathingape888 5 жыл бұрын
Had these when I was young, watching this was just hilarious...
@Narmatonia
@Narmatonia 5 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader looks like an Adventure Time character with those bendy limbs 5:47 Also does anyone else think that looks like Pastor Jeff from Young Sheldon?
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 5 жыл бұрын
Narmatonia You’re a braver organism than I to admit to watching that in this kind of crowd
@licensetodrive9930
@licensetodrive9930 5 жыл бұрын
I have a set of ReBoot 'bend-ems' that came from a Skips crisps promo, three sets actually, one set is on a shop display unit I was quite pleased to add to my extensive ReBoot figure collection. Google: Haku ReBoot Museum bendable
@A.MNeverP.M
@A.MNeverP.M 5 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised that some people remember ReBoot! It was such a great series! All hail Megabyte!
@licensetodrive9930
@licensetodrive9930 5 жыл бұрын
It was officially the first 100% computer generated tv series, I have every single figure except the rarest, fullsize Captain Capacitor, a fellow collector managed to get one and was once offered $5000 for it...! Rarest I have is crew jackets and one of the guys hockey shirts with the Megabyte logo on, they had their own team. One of them is wearing one in 'Fast Forward The Making of ReBoot' video on KZfaq.
@A.MNeverP.M
@A.MNeverP.M 5 жыл бұрын
@@licensetodrive9930 your so lucky! The only thing I have from ReBoot is a Megabyte action figure!
@simonorourke4465
@simonorourke4465 5 жыл бұрын
Reboot was great my best mate gas a complete dvd collection of all the episodes, every now and then we like to have a marathon. Megabyte was by far my favourite character him and hexadecimal had the best voices.
@licensetodrive9930
@licensetodrive9930 5 жыл бұрын
@DOCTIRWHOVIAN 04 Some of those rare things cost a pretty penny, but were completely worth it, I don't regret spending that money even today. @Simon O'Rourke56 I think I have every DVD released around the world, the ShoutFactory set from the US was really badly mastered, my Russian DVD set has a better quality image! (but dubbed audio)
@loadedbrush
@loadedbrush 5 жыл бұрын
Best couch ever. Bend some epic Bendems tat.
@Syntek-Alba
@Syntek-Alba 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha when that ham hock that Alec calls a hand crashed into the couch. Oh lawd.
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