Ah, that famous scene from episode 1. I remember like it was yesterday: Young Anakin Skywalker: Are you an angel? Padme Amidala: I AM QUEER.

0:42 I'm 98% sure that lightsaber is just a Capri-Sun straw.

The cut off section of these exact figures had some great names. Obi Wan was "Toby-One". Young Anakin was "Little Girl". Darth Maul was "Dennis". Best of all, Watto was "What".

The Phantom Menace figures had the name cut off. I shat you not, Watto was called 'What', but the best one was Darth Maul, who was simply called 'Dennis'. Dennis the Phantom Menace.

"I am queer" -Queen Amidala

10:30 - "Looking a bit more like Jesus of Nazareth this time but with a broom handle" Jesus swept..?

the jarjar almost looks like an official figure

lol Darth Maul with his fashionable green tunic.

I really dig Alec, he seems to be a Bootleg Expert. Also I love how when he was explaining the stormtroopers molds, Ashens decided to put on a lovely little play for all of us.

a small loan of a million tat..

Anakin, I'm queer...

Anakin: Are you an angel? Padmé: I am queer

2 grown men sitting on their knees next to a couch playing with toys. Quality entertainment!

Ashens is looking a bit different in the thumbnail. Did he do something with his hair?

they cut the backing cardboard to protect you from the ridiculous names

I'm very upset, these were recently in the Metro newspaper, the cardboard wasn't cut off and it has their amazing names on the front. Watto was 'What' Obi-Wan was 'Toby-Wan Kenobi' The Emperor was 'Daft Sidious' There was a blue and white C3PO called 'R2-3PO And Darth Maul was 'Dennis'. It would be amazing to see you guys' reactions to the names but they've been cut off! Travesty!

Ashens, you must destroy Jar Jar. BURN HIM, BURN HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

15:45 Oh my word, it's Hagrid. "Yeh'r a wizzard, ashens"

"Overweight Predator" That's what it says on my business card.

12:40 I loved the srar wals trilogy Including: Episope 4 A new hop Episope 5 The umpire srikes buck Episope 6 Rehurn of the yeti What did I just come up with?

"That thing that was in doctor who once" BANNAKAFFALATTA!

"Those Alpacas people always have at comicons" *Looks over to my bed.* *Makes direct eye contact with the pink, soft alpaca I got at a comicon.* UHM

6:50 Today, Qui Gon Jinn will be played by... Jesus.

The video thumbnail of chewie looks like the Necronomicon.

Million subscribers! Well done :)

I've seen Krull, and I can't be the only one . . .

"I am Queer." -Queer Amidala 2015

The expression on that Darth Maul figurine reminds me a bit of Will Ferrell for some reason.

4:43 Star Wars: Episode I - Directer by John Woo.

Qui gon became the spy crab at 11:00

Man after chewie saw Han die he really fell hard on the drugs.

"I am queer". Immediately a better film.

Adventures on TAT-ooine

Congrats on a million subs Ashens! This was the first channel I subscribed to. Back in '07.

I like how Alec sounds like a combination of Richard Ayoade and David Mitchell

I guess the character is now officially qui-gon janitor of Nazareth

That small hole in the couch have grown the past 3 months. Bad omen.

Chewbacca's drunk Uncle was in the holiday special

The fake black series one doesn't seem that bad actually

Ashen's sarcasm and the absolutely appauling quality of some of these products puts me in stitches xD

Srar Wals was my favourite franchise growing up, watching Hon Sulu fly around the galaxy in the Mirrenium Eagle was great.

Whoa, Ashens has 1M subs now. That took way too long for such an entertaining and informative channel.

"Feel my Chewbacca"

for the record, that 'russian lady hand warmer thing' is called... a muff talk about a missed opportunity

Light sabers have been yellow, There is also orange, white and black core, Disney deleted the star wars history now and days. There's also light whips.

Nothing will ever beat that Star Worts you reviewed a long while ago.

Truly, relics from a Qui-Gon era...

Maul looks like he's pulled a red rubber glove over his head.

Darth Maul looks like Dennis Hopper as King Koopa in the Super Mario Bros movie!

A lot of people have been asking me lately, "Hey, Katia, what's your favorite? Srar Wals or Star Wart?" After much deliberation, I think I might have finally found an answer to that question. I'll go into details below. Personally, Star Wart has been ingrained in my life for so long that I feel like it would be a horrible disappointment to let it be uprooted so suddenly. After all, Star Wart brings us great characters such as Admlral Ackbar, who comes with such devastating weapons as a handle of a pump, and a second handle of a pump (Because I know for a fact that I didn't get enough of that the first time, and I bet you guys didn't either.), a small rifle, and a much bigger rifle. I haven't seen guns akimbo in Srar Wals yet. Plus, who can forget when Generic Character #4 held up a thing? These are the times that people will never forget. Just when you thought it was over, it came up with a new twist, like when Anakin won a trophy. These memories will be with us all forever. That being said, Srar Wals brings a lot of life to the sci-fi scene. The special effects were always way better, and the plots were enticing. They come with guns, and not handles, which is a bit of a step backwards if you ask me. Guns are too common in sci-fi anymore, and the handles were an interesting step out of the comfort zone. Their guns are quite nice, though, when compared to the ones that Star Wart had. Personally, I think Star Wart will live on as the superior series, simply because it has better character design. Srar Wals is still good, but Star Wart is exceptional.

Oh boy, am I excited for Srar Wals: The Froc Awkers!

Was that Obi Wanker Nobi?

Darth Maul's head looks like an inflated rubber glove.

1 MILLION SUBS!!!!! CONGRATS MR ASHENS! (Who else noticed?!)

2:53 Queen A: "Now, Vicer Occupation, I am Queer. This is my C! If we do no."

Jar jar looks like he’s got a strong dominant hand...

Best quote from this video: "6 inch black series...."

I'm naming my new Sex Pistols parody band the "shit pistols."

Ah good old fat Predator one of my favourite Star Wars characters .My favourite movie part is When Fat Predator saved luke from the ... ehm... Evil black space Dinosaurs ... ?

Id actually pay a decent amount for a Dennis figure

Asking someone to 'pet my Chewbacca' almost got me arrested once.

Alec is great - cool and knowledgeable, would like to see more collabs with him.

You guys are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs and please keep them coming.

I like the repro Stormtroopers. Given the "for adult modelers" line on the box, the clicks are probably there so you can keep them posed.

Srar Wals was an actual series. The Enqire Slrikes Bark was the best film in the trilogy, obviously. "I rolrve yoour." "I krow." Classic.

Qui Gon looked like jesus

"It's OK, it's in potato Chewbacca" must be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I've heard like four!

this is the first Ashens video i ever watched, it is nostalgic to me

The fake storm trooper looked more like the original storm trooper lol

That Qui Gon Jinn figure looks more like Manny from Black Books.

Only just found this in Nov. 2019 and it's given me the best laughs by far for the entire year 🤣🤣

Giving no money to Disney sounds like a good deal.

Qui Gon or Bill Bailey?

"kick it spuddy!" says han solo, enthusiastically to Chewbacca's weird uncle who's filling in for chewie whilst he films the holiday special, confident that it will be his chance to leave the crowded world of space smuggling behind "a parsec isn't even a unit of measurement used to express time, really han and I just got lost and crashed on space Tijuana for six weeks midway through the kestle run. He's never been the same since. All those pangalactic gargle-blasters went straight to his head then he kept going on about parsecs, no one had the space heart to tell him otherwise." Chewbacca states glumly to the space barman. As he gets a space call from his uncle "han locked himself in the bathroom and he won't stop crying." "why?!?" asks Chewbacca anxiously. "I don't know" replies spuddy "He kept talking about parsecs and I told him what a parsec was. Then he freaked out and flipped the holo-chess board, nearly scared me half to space death" " RAWRRR" shouts Chewbacca, enraged at his uncle's recklessness. "I'll be there by tomorrow" chewie states, solomly acknowledging his career as a star was over before it had begun. As it took several space weeks to coax Han out of the space bathroom filming of the holiday special was delayed and to get it out in time for *holiday* they had to rush production. This, children, was the story of how chewbacca's weird uncle ruined the star wars holiday special and Han solo's sanity.

"He's got spaniel ears!" omfg

"I am queer" - I'm dying! XD

7:00 that's Bill Bailey

Fucking space supuddy almost made me die of laughter.

You guys crack me up. The second Qui Gone Gin looks a lot like the British comedian Bill Bailey.

Space Spuddy must be Ashen's best discovery since the violin with funny laughter key.

y'know i'd buy that knockoff black series one. you win this time.

Qui Gon looks like George Carlin.

These two together are just hilarious hahaha!

Laughed so much, my new fav channel!

Thumbs up for the Krull reference =)

On the storm trooper, I do like that the knock off's helmet sits a bit lower like they did in the movie. That was my only complaint with the real one.

Holy shit, I think I've seen your videos like 8 years ago and I suddenly find you again. Shit, I think I'm going to sub just for being here all this time.

Ashens has finally hit 1 million subscribers, about damn time if you ask me.

rainbow flavored Watto

Alec: "For England, Ashens?" Ashens: "For England, Alec." This has been my totally unrelated movie/video game reference for the day.

I'm choking on how hilarious this is xD

Congrats on 1 million subs, Ashens!

Darth Maul looks like that one famous Nicolas cage meme

Judging by the eyes, the role of Qui-Gon will be played by... some guy from Arrakis.

That space spuddy was the funniest shit ive seen in weeks xD

when i subbed to this channel it was 300k now it's a million! :D congrats Stuart!

Oh look, it's Cirrhosis Wan Kenobi. Now with 25% more liver failure.

There’s also a rainbow coloured Darth Vader I’m guessing his name is Darth Gaytor

another funny and great video and congratulations on the 1million subs

Wow, that black series Stormtrooper knockoff was not bad at all if you are looking for a cheap alternative to building an army of them. Impressive. Most impressive. Love these videos, ty!!!