Bill Burr Is Unfathomably Based

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4 ай бұрын

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@01NATHAN10 4 ай бұрын

"celebrate a fat girl who is no longer a threat to you" that's wildly accurate

@anonemoose102 4 ай бұрын

female psychology moment

@01NATHAN10 4 ай бұрын

being fat leads to health problems and take years off your life do better @@NerdletteGaming

@disalazarg 4 ай бұрын

@_zapatoz_depends how many zeroes your personality has ;)

@user-kp4jv2tr1d 4 ай бұрын

@@NerdletteGaming Nah, neither fat men or fat women do well when it comes to relationships. The fat man has 0 opportunities (unless he has millions of dollars but then what hes getting isnt a relationship, it's a prostitute), and while the fat woman can get all the pipe laid into her as she wants she'll never be able to secure a guy who's willing to be seen with her anywhere other than her bedroom for 30mins at a time (and any guy who has any shred of self respect wont go there to begin with).

@terastrasza7421 4 ай бұрын

@@NerdletteGaming It shouldn't be encouraged regardless. You shouldn't celebrate a person being an alcoholic anymore than you should a person being fat. It's a health issue, not an achievement.

@RafitoOoO 4 ай бұрын

This is not a standup routine, this is a Ted Talk.

@shandorunia 4 ай бұрын

Ha ha ha your damn right it is!

@Cocota20 4 ай бұрын

almost like a intervention

@Reldonator 4 ай бұрын

True XDDD

@Bender_B._Rodriguez 4 ай бұрын

bud let me tell you something. Men dont understand women, women understand women and they hate each other.

@taigahiiragi4729 4 ай бұрын

I remember a few years ago, a professional woman's football team got annihilated by a under 15's boys team from some random town.

@A_Wild_Dyzzy 3 ай бұрын

“When are you gonna pick up your end of the couch?” Is a bombshell of a line.

@user-ry7kq4rx6d Ай бұрын

What makes Bill Burr so great like Chappelle they both were speaking about these things when it was very, very unpopular. The courage they showed help change the culture and I appreciate them both for everything they do.

@DeathNikkii 12 сағат бұрын

Too bad his wife is one of those crazies he's criticizing.

@Kross415 4 ай бұрын

Bro is just speaking what any sane person thinks.

@paulw5039 4 ай бұрын

He's speaking the objective, demonstrable truth.

@v4lhulme 4 ай бұрын

He says what we are all thinking just in a more easily digestible way for those people who ignore the shit around them. It's amazing just how many people lack an opinion on most subjects, it's like they never just sit and think about why things are the way they are and form their own thoughts.

@lamb-mz2sd 4 ай бұрын

@@v4lhulme It's mass brainwashing for at least decades, if not more.

@EK-tl6es 4 ай бұрын

@@v4lhulme Opinions are hurtful. Haven't you heard? You can't offend anyone if you just drink the kool-aid big media has presented you. White man bad; women, minorities, and gays good. Drink up.

@ricardohoang8452 4 ай бұрын

@@paulw5039 *Rapinoe disliked that*

@commanderconsole7420 4 ай бұрын

What I love most about Bill is his ability to make it seem like he's telling a joke, when in reality he's just pointing out what makes clown world clown world.

@tpolutts3309 4 ай бұрын

So surprising someone like Bill would marry a thot and get cheated on.

@chaoticmuffin1538 4 ай бұрын

That's literally what all the top tier comedians do. Turns out fact is crazier than fiction.

@MrMusicWu 4 ай бұрын

And that's why Bill is the best. No drugs, no dirty jokes, just FACTS.

@Unlyricallyrics 4 ай бұрын

no... it's a joke. It's comedy, his job is to tell jokes and make people laugh.

@bluburryyumyum1367 4 ай бұрын

It is structured like a joke or a bit, but if you think this isn't entirely true, you live in your own world.

@BiosTheo 4 ай бұрын

Fun fact about the womens soccer team being "paid less," they were actually getting paid significantly more. Their original contract terms negotiations with whatever their players union rejected the lump sum agreement (that was higher than men's in the US) in favor of a benefits oriented package with medical, PTO, and maternity leave. They then did a huge campaign about how they were paid less as their contract was coming up for negotiation to apply pressure to the organization. It was actually really tucking clever

@carolean4360 4 ай бұрын

More like cunning.

@FulminicMantra 4 ай бұрын

Being too stupid to understand your own contract value isn't clever. It literally had to be pointed out in court.

@treali 3 ай бұрын

You don't have to be clever when you're a woman. The world will bend over backward for you even if they know you lie and cheat.

@ViddyOJames 3 ай бұрын

it was certainly a higher percentage of what the whole thing was worth.

@Ashbringer874 3 ай бұрын

I've never tucked more than this moment

@FINNMegurine 27 күн бұрын

'and is no longer a threat to you' I lost 🤣🤣

@liamphibia 24 күн бұрын

Ikr?! 🤣

@Andyisgodcky 4 ай бұрын

Watching Asmons chat EXPLODE when Bill said "If you could support the WNBA like you support a fat chick whose proud of her body and no longer a threat to you" was almost as great as this part of Bills special

@wil.d_sage 4 ай бұрын

That is literally the reason all these women fall all over themselves to say “gurlboss!” when a woman gets a promotion outside their work. But those same women are “sleeping with the boss” when they get a promotion over them.

@ayyycortana7196 4 ай бұрын

The fact that those are the same women that body shame skinny women and refer to a normal weight as "unrealistic standards" adds another layer to the irony lolol

@ViolentEpyon 4 ай бұрын

That part was bars 😂

@0saintclark0 4 ай бұрын

There were a few people in there saying "ok that's too far". Fucking what?

@luicko1250 4 ай бұрын

By chance do you have the name of the special? I don't recall watching this one

@BoxiesAU 4 ай бұрын

There was a great story on the Australian version of "The View" where the pay gap in women's soccer came up, and the one guy on the show, said it was because no one goes to the games or buys their merchandise. The women all started reaming him, and he simply asked "Name one female soccer player who plays for Australia?" "Name one?" All just blank faces. He then went on to name over half the team... Every woman who makes this point has never watched a game of female sport in their lives it seems.

@mac1991seth 3 ай бұрын

I just found one panel discussing that subject (Calls For Pay Equality In Sport) and it's basically true. 2 ideologically driven XX, who don't watch women's soccer, are outraged that the players are paid less than their male counterparts and one "mediator" XX, who tried to reiterate what the blokes were saying. Whenever some woman says "I can't name 5 players, I don't watch (women's) soccer" the right answer is "Then you're part of the problem".

@wishfullythought 3 ай бұрын

Right, it's like if you're talented but no one wants to watch you play, is it still really talent at that point? Also, the idea that any male form of the sport should give up a portion of it's proceeds to supplement the pay of the female leagues... Yeah no. Be interesting and stop doing videos where a high-school basketball team beats a wnba team. That's not furthering anything other than the already tanked ratings and overall disinterest.

@chaosgyro 3 ай бұрын

There's also the fact that when this subject first started hitting the mainstream they were talking about women's world cup teams. It was pointed out that the women actually made a HIGHER percentage of the overall revenue as pay than men...they just brought in something like half the money.

@music79075 3 ай бұрын

I wanna watch that clip.

@XKCDism 3 ай бұрын

Dude the Matilda's are killing it, great team

@intu1944 4 ай бұрын

As a woman i totally fucking see it, while i don't care for sport or the kardashians, my mother eats up real housewives almost everyday of the week. In regards to women sports, a lot of this stuff is being fed to kids in school, I remember having a lesson in primary school of all places (elementary school) where the topic of women's pay gaps was discussed amongst the class and women football players vs men football players wages was one of the primary example. Obviously all the 8 year olds came to the conclusion that it's not fair for women to do the same job as men but get paid less, myself included but as soon as you look at the problem with a more mature eye, the answer is so obvious. A lot of women who bitch about women's football pay either don't understand how little traction the sport actually has, or refuse to acknowledge it in order to protect their deluded beliefs of the patriarchy. For reference, I'm 19 years old and was stuck in the UK education system from ages 4-16, I have sat through countless of "PSA's" which i now look back on as inappropriate, ranging from teachers perpetuating and confirming the "patriarchy", discussing toxic masculinity, summing up complicated history to "white man bad" and "england bad" and even "america bad". I never fell for any of that garbage, many didn't bite, most didn't care, but the ones that do bite go onto become some of the most irritating people to be around, turning everything into a political matter.

@intu1944 4 ай бұрын

@@spagooter1807 Yea it's awful what they're doing. Modern feminism does women no favours imo, just turning women against men and in turn turning men against women. I'm lucky to have some friends that also don't take the bullshit of this ideology, but some friends from highschool have and it's exactly as you say, walking on eggshells so I don't cause them a breakdown. It sucks that you're likely entering a workplace full of this kind of thing, but hopefully they're not too loud or annoying about it (probably asking for too much. Good luck in your future endeavours.

@Kreschavier 3 ай бұрын

@@intu1944 feminism went from "women should have the same rights that men do" to "FemiNazism" way too quickly

@kirkhutchins4989 3 ай бұрын

Sounds about right, tbh. It's truly scary

@timbradshaw5481 3 ай бұрын

I think it's to do with teachers pushing what makes their life better. And having a crowd of students believe and agree with your views must be a really good feeling. I teach ESL and I have a kid who is on medication, and now he has become an incredible student. But it's like he has been neutered like a dog lol. As a teacher it's amazing because he is now a great agreeable student. But as a boy, it might actually be bad for him. But then as a teacher I care far more how he is in my class, than for his general well being as a human. Which sounds really horrible, but it's true and I think most people would say the same if they were speaking honestly. So basically what I'm trying to say is, many teachers probably do these things because it conveniences them and makes them feel good, at the expense of the children. And for the teachers, it doesn't feel like they are doing anything wrong.

@AD-cc7bj 2 ай бұрын

what? there is nothing bad said about the anglosphere. in fact, 'english' values are constant throughout education.

@IOverlord 2 ай бұрын

I didn't even know that the WNBA has been going for more than 2 decades now. I thought it only started in like 2018.

@letmedream84 4 ай бұрын

I'm a woman and honestly, I'm not even offended. It's true. It's fvcking true. I dont watch Kardashians cuz I hate that type of shit show and I don't watch sports cuz im not into it. I'm into fantasy, Sci fi, thriller, adventure and action movies/series. But sadly most of the women that watches this type of shit show exist way more than me .. This dude is so right ✅️

@ClockworkBees 4 ай бұрын

You clearly have higher tastes than the average woman. What's the point of soap operas and live sports, anyway? I almost kind of vaguely understand the latter's appeal in some scenarios, but the former is just drama for drama's sake.

@FranWest. 4 ай бұрын

I concur. Honestly, I have never met a woman who likes shit shows like the kardashians or enjoys sports. Granted my social circle is smol..LOL

@CottidaeSEA 4 ай бұрын

@@ClockworkBees Soccer; watch a small dot with a bunch of idiots running after it. I'd rather watch paint dry... or be the idiot running after the ball.

@ClockworkBees 4 ай бұрын

@@CottidaeSEA Basketball can be kind of cool to watch for a few minutes at a time. I only ever bother when my dad is already watching it, though.

@PiratDunkelbart 4 ай бұрын

can you name one of your fav shows? do you have a preference for shows with female leads like e.g. Ghost in the shell (anime) or doesnt it matter to you?

@thehavocvulture9323 4 ай бұрын

A lot of people don't know that women are allowed to join the NBA, there are no rules against it.

@brei2670 4 ай бұрын

Well, even if they tried, ofc it would never happen.... Their very best players can't compete with male amateurs. That's not saying it's totally impossible, but first you gotta make A LOT more women excited for basketball, to potentially find one who could keep up with men.

@Ccubed92 4 ай бұрын

It wouldn't happen unless it's a publicity stunt to many talented men

@RealEllenDeGeneres 4 ай бұрын

@@brei2670 Even then, the league would consist of like 1% women and the players that were women wouldn't be the top tier in the league. Pretty sure no females want to be the least desired in a league they're playing, so I doubt the best ones would even try. They want to have a chance to shine.

@Skeletomania 4 ай бұрын

@@Ccubed92 the lowest paying NBA player still makes more money than WNBA. If you're not the most popular player in WNBA it wouldn't be a bad idea to be a backup player for the men's league

@VColossalV 4 ай бұрын

@@brei2670it's not about talent it's about biology, they would not be able to compete against the men, obviously.

@zzeppelin2400 4 ай бұрын

Gotta say that the WPHL has a great product. They skate fast, hit, forechecking is good. And you can watch it all for now on KZfaq. They even condense the games and upload those too. There’re only 6 teams so you get lots of rematches and get to know all of the players.

@I_saw_that956 14 күн бұрын

He’s not just cooking anymore bro is a gourmet chef

@MlnscBoo 4 ай бұрын

"When are you going to pick up your end of the couch"?!? amazing

@RudyTheNinja 4 ай бұрын

I love that one bcuz it also implies as in "picking up after yourself" Cuz all they do is make and leave a mess w/e they go, touch or do

@dominicdo2719 4 ай бұрын

The NBA and WNBA debate can be boiled down to simply sales. NBA is like the #1 salesmen in a company and the WNBA is that 1 salesman that never reaches their sales quota yet somehow never gets fired but is complaining they should get paid as the #1 salesmen. In 2022 the WNBA made $60 million in revenue while the NBA made $10 billion. If you want more then earn more, simple as that.

@Millet117 4 ай бұрын

and the thing is they are paying women more in football. i think the numbers goes like women got paid 20% of the revenue and men got 7%. but because women football have less revenue. ofc they got less money even they got bigger piece of the pie. and ofc thats what they are focusing on.

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

Maybe if they sell cookies in front of stores?

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

Every store.

@MrFredd38 4 ай бұрын

On the other hand, female models can earn two to three times as much as male models do. If you bring in more money, you should get paid more, that's fair enough.

@alexrosario423 4 ай бұрын

It's worse because wnba has never been profitable.

@vikingsdawn1301 3 ай бұрын

bill burr and Ricky Gervais are both Legends!!!

@ZDDW 4 ай бұрын

Incoming npc attack

@NobleViking4 2 ай бұрын

Ahaha batten down the hatches!

@nikitamarynich1794 4 ай бұрын

As much as people want to believe that this is comedy, it's probably close to the uncomfortable truth that most people don't want to hear. If you want to be funny, tell the truth.

@peger 4 ай бұрын

isn't this what stand up is?

@Caydiem 4 ай бұрын

"probably" Those are objective facts you and anyone else can just look up for himself.

@No_one448 4 ай бұрын

i don't like that you are 100% on point with that statement, but as we say: "it is what it is"

@SCHIZOSHACO 4 ай бұрын

@No_one448 4 ай бұрын

@@peger it can be but it isn't necessary. though the more provocative and/or the more you boil down the weird shit that is taken as "normal" by either all of society or individual groups it'll allow for a good punchline.

@AdamOfEverywhere 4 ай бұрын

Y'know, in medieval times, it was the duty of the Jester to inform the royalty and gentry of the issues faced by the common folk through his humor

@nerddotcom5817 3 ай бұрын

And in a way that didn't have you ending up on the literal chopping block.

@Vaguer_Weevil 3 ай бұрын

Yet people on Twitter get so upset at the modern day equivalent of jesters, they don't like the truth.

@Vaguer_Weevil 3 ай бұрын

Yet people online get so upset at these modern equivalent of jesters, they don't like the truth even in the form of a joke.

@LeXofLeviafan 3 ай бұрын

@@nerddotcom5817 "he's a fool, don't take him seriously" was actually a very convenient idea when it comes to picking a messenger who won't get shot (and the message actually got conveyed still)

@takemeseriouslyplx2124 Ай бұрын

@@Vaguer_Weevil People who get angry at hearing the truth are the delusional people who live in their own perfect little bubble, they go to a workplace where everyone is forced to never speak out of line in any way, shape or form, then go home to their multimillion dollar homes in communities where there are no poor people, no illegal immigrants, no threats or vandalism or anything other than fake people giving them fake smiles and happiness! In their world, mistreatment, humanity and bad luck doesn't exist... They believe that the whole world is like their little bubble and can't even begin to comprehend why there would be any divides in the community!

@joshg.6315 3 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t have called Burr becoming the new George Carlin, but I’m glad it happened 😂😂😂

@PhillipJohnsonphiljo 2 ай бұрын

George rest his soul, the legend and pioneer, probably rests in peace a little more knowing folks like Bill Burr carry the torch of telling it how it fucking is.

@kind2rethink 2 ай бұрын

bill is savage asf since very long dont know under whick fekkin rock you live mr. basement dweller

@BREAKocean 2 ай бұрын

I took my mom to see him when he did this bit in San jose CA. It was awesome

@Joji047 4 ай бұрын

Over 4000 languages and he spoke FACTS!

@No_one448 4 ай бұрын

based facts

@Raffalius 4 ай бұрын

I doubted there was over 4000 languages, so i had to google. No, there's over 7 fucking thousand languages. How? There are 196 countries in the world, why do we need 7k languages? 😅

@paulw5039 4 ай бұрын

@@Raffalius Papua New Guinea has 839 languages.

@Miranox2 4 ай бұрын

@@Raffalius In the past, humanity was divided into small tribes and many tribes had their own language or dialect.

@beegest_yoshi 4 ай бұрын

@@Raffaliusnation-states weren't a thing when humans first developed language

@therealbahamut 4 ай бұрын

Bill Burr hasn't lied to us. His comedic timing makes it funny but he's speaking the goddamn truth.

@4rl0ng 4 ай бұрын

3:48 this is so spot on lmaoo

@TheRambler-pz1gx 4 ай бұрын

He isn't based. Dude is an extreme left hypicric.

@ScytheNoire 4 ай бұрын

If anyone is looking for this show, it's Bill Burr Live at Red Rocks (2022)

@PawsOfFate 4 ай бұрын

Thank you. I wasn't looking for someone to give this information, but I'm glad I scrolled far enough to find it.

@DBZ6008 4 ай бұрын

Thanks I was looking for this comment

@immko 3 ай бұрын

@@PawsOfFate If you enjoy that, I'd suggest you to check out Bill Burrs' Paper Tiger.

@zelasd3125 4 ай бұрын

Oh no, how can he say that it's too much truth for my Western feels.

@user-ec3rm9wr1n 4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

Reeeeeee!!

@NetBattler 4 ай бұрын

westerners love virtue signaling lol

@user-ec3rm9wr1n 4 ай бұрын

@@NetBattler true in some countries woman don't play soccer at all 😭😂 so why the fuss

@Cxncubine 4 ай бұрын

@@user-ec3rm9wr1nin some countries women don’t do anything but get [redacted] and these mf’s out here complaining about basketball lmao.

@Snake1257 4 ай бұрын

Not gonna lie, I didn't think it would be possible to see this kind of humour in 2024. This is SOOO damn good. Going to check more of him out.

@mildchaos6037 4 ай бұрын

That “Well..” hit like a 50 ton hammer They didn’t know what to say 😂

@F34RDSoldier805 4 ай бұрын

I'll put it here to: "They don't want their own shit. They want our shit." - Bill Burr in a Conan interview ("Bill Burr's Sports Rants | CONAN on TBS" 5:00)

@RaifSeverence 4 ай бұрын

Yup. Forget the comedian who said it, but it was: (in reference to dating) "I don't want a man like that, I want that man"

@WhyDoBabiesStareAtMe 4 ай бұрын

@@RaifSeverenceIt was Chris Rock.

@Ian.420 4 ай бұрын

It's like when a school bully steals your lunch when he has his own. Only doing it to feel powerful and to make somebody else miserable. Same reason people cheat on eachother, it's temporarily exciting so fuck the consequences and fuck everybody involved. The reason why theres this huge wave recently of people trying to tear eachother apart socially is because they're miserable, leaderless and bored.

@Palindrome3945 4 ай бұрын

"Wanna know what make a woman happy ? Nothing. They see men being entertained, and it drives them nuts, and they have to fuck it up.

@Vince-tt1uj 4 ай бұрын

Thats why they are ruining well established IPs like LotR, Star Wars, etc.

@genostylez3 4 ай бұрын

Same with the movies. Even if its all female superheroes, its MEN to watched the cartoon. Its MEN who read the comics. Its MEN who use sticks as light sabers.

@NinjapowerMS 4 ай бұрын

Too busy supporting garbage like twilight or fifty shades of grey 💀

@Unholyspirit 3 ай бұрын

sticks as light sabers never gets old idec

@Sig509 3 ай бұрын

yeah, the studios, Dinsey / Marvel mostly, are aiming now FOR YEARS for a non-existent market.

@DominantBtch 2 ай бұрын

@@NinjapowerMShey there not garbage

@TheNucaKola 4 ай бұрын

“Pick up your end of the couch” YES 👏

@JustVoss 2 ай бұрын

Seeing him tomorrow in Winston-Salem!

@theyoungmessiah420 2 ай бұрын

How was it???

@JustVoss 2 ай бұрын

@@theyoungmessiah420 it was great! had a storm come through where the venue lost power and he still performed a couple hours later. All phones where locked up and all drinks where poured into plastic cups which was new for us there.

@DefianceOrDeath 4 ай бұрын

Remember. Equality is great. Equity is evil. I just want to be clear, we should all have equal access to opportunity, which is how I define Equality. However, that does not mean we should all have the same results.

@MadMax2069. 4 ай бұрын

Equality of opportunity not equality of outcome!

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

Unless in weed prices.

@joschmo4497 4 ай бұрын

No, equality is not great. What you people call equality is nothing but female privilege. In almost every way, wmn in the west are privileged, you like to call that equality. Registering for draft when? Opt-outs for unwilling would be fathers when? When can we expect that men as majority taxpayers see governments cater to their needs primarily? There's no equality, wmn were always put on the pedestal, too spoiled to see they're privileged. Privilege is invisible to those that have it.

@lorecow88 4 ай бұрын

Equality is a lie.

@Justakatto 4 ай бұрын

What. Isn't it supposed to be the opposite?

@Naonical 4 ай бұрын

As a woman I agree with his message. I don't watch sports because I rather be active myself than watch people do the work. I don't watch the trash "real housewives" cause it's nothing but fantasy. Reality TV is nothing but scripted and if I'm going to watch fantasy, I'd rather it be something like House of Dragons. Women want to be treated as equals and claim they don't need a man, than these same ladies are complaining that men arent doing all the work FOR THEM. Pick a lane, ladies. You can't have your cake and eat it too, welcome to the real world.

@joschmo4497 4 ай бұрын

Not a single woman wants to be treated as equal, they only want the good sides of it, bad sides are yuck and sexist

@HighPandaa 4 ай бұрын

I’m sorry but I’ll never understand that saying why can’t I have a cake and eat it too isn’t that the whole point of getting a cake to yk eat it or is this cake poisoned or something

@youtubevanced4900 4 ай бұрын

Women don’t want to be equals. I mean western women think they do. There isn’t a study ever done where independent strong women are happier than their more traditional sisters fulfilling historical family roles. Women and men are both happier when we aren’t equal but have a defined role where our strengths compliment each other. Men have always been the head of the family unit. For hundreds of thousands of years. That’s why on an instinctive level women are happier being subordinate to a strong man that cares and protects her. Men are happiest when he has a caring wife and family to protect and provide for. It’s natural and can’t be undone in 50 years of progressive thinking. You can see the truth in it as more men and women commit suicide and take depression drugs at an alarming rate as the family unit breaks down primarily due to women’s independence. There’s no stopping it now though.

@Tiwill 4 ай бұрын

@@HighPandaa In case you're not joking, it means you can't have both at the same time. If you eat the cake, you no longer have a cake to eat.

@Anishnaabe425 4 ай бұрын

@@Tiwillwell you can still eat a peice of cake and have your cake too so sometimes you can still have both 😂

@thatepicwizardguy 4 ай бұрын

it's one of the most brutally truthful standup bits ever.

@pr0newbie 4 ай бұрын

Didn't expect to watch an Oppenheimer 2 clip

@figbloppa7183 4 ай бұрын

How long will it take for women to realize that pay in sports is based on viewership. It doesn't matter how good you are at playing.

@e-curb 4 ай бұрын

Just look at the porn industry. Women's pay there dominates.

@picklejuice4638 4 ай бұрын

It does matter how good you're at playing, but the thing is highschool boys play at a higher level than WNBA.

@lamb-mz2sd 4 ай бұрын

They will only realize when men get their sh*t together and stop rewarding bad behavior in pursuit of kitty cats.

@EK-tl6es 4 ай бұрын

The same amount of time they realize that skill equates to viewership. Aka. Never.

@Slepepe 4 ай бұрын

I don't think it matters if they realize this, they won't choose women's sports over drama

@chasedyer5950 4 ай бұрын

They get paid like triple the % of revenue

@xxx0ox0 4 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure there are years where the highest paid player made more than the whole organization brought in

@penguindb0912 4 ай бұрын

@@xxx0ox0and he deserves every penny

@mohgceoofblood8235 4 ай бұрын

I heard women get paid more by % but since male sports sells more tickets men get bigger checks in the end, which is hilarious since equal pay would demand females to earn less based on that, schrodingers equality

@JamesExcell-InterJex 4 ай бұрын

They have a revenue?

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

@@JamesExcell-InterJex avenue*

@user-wu1ke8th9i 2 ай бұрын

wow. an AC Shadows ad at the end. interesting choice

@hunterreeves6525 4 күн бұрын

That red rocks special for bill burr is an instant classic

@pddaawwgg 4 ай бұрын

Bill Burr is the best.

@Hyper_Light_Grifter 4 ай бұрын

Maybe 15 years ago

@Lopaloos 4 ай бұрын

was***

@droe2570 4 ай бұрын

Not anymore. He became a cucked woke loser.

@homelander2243 4 ай бұрын

Ive said it once and I’ll say it again. His woke wife has been bringing him down for years. She’s every women he makes fun of

@Sqeedledee 4 ай бұрын

Past tense

@Controllerhead 4 ай бұрын

Ain't No Feminists In a Housefire is a bonafide classic

@charlespanache7047 4 ай бұрын

Gimme a minute, ill find the link where the feminist were upset that not enough females were working in coal mines, or physical labor jobs.

@RazorRamonMachismo 3 ай бұрын

@@charlespanache7047 did u find it?? or use /s

@yihadistxdl951 3 ай бұрын

@@RazorRamonMachismo thats the joke bud. he wont find one. because there isnt one.

@RazorRamonMachismo 3 ай бұрын

@@yihadistxdl951 hence use /s

@charlespanache7047 3 ай бұрын

@@RazorRamonMachismo just a minute dude im trying to find it.

@Goofballhero 4 ай бұрын

When was this video made? Is this old Bill or new Bill?

@13lood13ath Ай бұрын

This is old Bill Burr. He's gone soft in recent years.

@ShinjiIkari007 4 ай бұрын

We need this level of common sense & unfiltered speech back in this country again. Zero fear of being cancelled & offending snowflakes. Just unapologetically tearing into them with facts & logic.

@svan81 4 ай бұрын

Most cancel culture exists on the right wing and conservatives.

@LS-zt8ih 4 ай бұрын

bro i wish for this too

@amanawolf9166 4 ай бұрын

I found faith in humanity, but I promptly lost it when you had two superheroes named safespace and snowflake.

@LS-zt8ih 4 ай бұрын

@@amanawolf9166 bro no way, you mean actual shows with those superhero names'

@EK-tl6es 4 ай бұрын

@@svan81 Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahaha. Edit: Aww, youtube removed my follow up comment. How cute. Lemme add it back. Not wanting children to die due to lack of accountability of the supposed to be mother =/= cancelling someone who used a word back in 2011.

@Nevario1 4 ай бұрын

the Intelligence gap has also been disproven. "It is now recognized that there are no significant sex differences in average IQ, though particular subtypes of intelligence vary somewhat between sexes."

@d76458 4 ай бұрын

The newest stays that men have more extreme ends so women are smarter on average but men have more geniuses and brain dead

@gabrielclark1425 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, keep telling yourselves that.

@d76458 4 ай бұрын

Newest shows that: Women are smarter on average as men have more extreme ends of the spectrum. Men have way more geniuses but also way more mentally inadequate

@Bonesawisready926 4 ай бұрын

@@gabrielclark1425 eggless and bitter

@Quasar-fv8to 4 ай бұрын

@@gabrielclark1425femcel detected.

@Hooliganzzz 3 ай бұрын

That last bit was for kaceytron.

@kingflockthewarrior202 12 күн бұрын

distroyor

@IvanGreguricOrtolan 2 ай бұрын

Totally agree, also my favourite of all. That mix of truth, angry and comedy just kills me.. I can watch the same sketch every day and it'll be funny like hell

@TurtleRhythm 4 ай бұрын

So based even the women who know are cheering

@LawfulBased 4 ай бұрын

This man hahahaha! 🤣 Here is a crazy story over Women during my highschool years. Got into a new class in a new school and BAM, we were just 4 *BOYS* and about +22 *GIRLS.* What a ratio huh? Appart from being quickly seen as class-pets or potatoes or whatever cause we weren't gym bro's with Lamborghini's 😁, the atmosphere in the class was like Game of Thrones with the different houses and nations! After about 2 weeks or so they build all those gangs in the class which always despised one another, trashtalked behind the back like it was as natural as breathing and they hated each other so much hahahahaha! ^^ They didn't cared when we boys listened in cause _"we ain't part of the female species war"_ 😆 so we knew everything. It was hilarious! ... and disturbing. 😅

@YouCanCallMeReTro 4 ай бұрын

Good read, thanks for sharing friend

@2bmaker 4 ай бұрын

I mean not being a part of the "female species war" is definitely a blessing, cuz you 120% don't wanna be involved!

@exapsy 4 ай бұрын

bro you had a good game of thrones ending, im happy for you

@crawlingboy 4 ай бұрын

Did you manage to score game of thrones style or was it just watching the fireworks?

@eveakane6563 4 ай бұрын

Did it turn to season 8?

@matthias19850 Ай бұрын

I'm surprised his wife let him say this.

@stelioskordonis6969 4 ай бұрын

Bro that last one left me with my mouth wide open JESUS

@Nimbus3690 4 ай бұрын

Bruh bill burr's abrasive personality is so fitting with his brand of comedy. I don't really like him in podcasts for that reason, but on the stage, he's a beast!

@AD-rn1ti 4 ай бұрын

I found it funny women only complain about trans people when they go into there sport

@lakesong7566 4 ай бұрын

bunch of hypocrites that wants to stand at the top and gain all the advantage under the facade of 'equality'. they start contradicting themselves when their agendas backfires on them

@reaperbot5226 4 ай бұрын

don't forget locker rooms and bathrooms also.

4 ай бұрын

@@reaperbot5226 Classrooms too unfortunately

@MurrayLime 4 ай бұрын

Didn't the Womens team lose to 13 year olds?

@VeriStrawberi 4 ай бұрын

I mean a transwoman is going to absolutely destroy a cis woman in sports. Transwomen should have their own leagues.

@fernandogimenez7520 4 ай бұрын

Whenever i have a bad day, i come to home and put some Bill Burr's stand up. This man helps me a lot

@Quatrolla 4 ай бұрын

Rafael Nadal had a savage retort like this to a journalist who tried to pull a fast one on him.

@Soldier4USA2005 4 ай бұрын

Bill Burr. A George Carlin v2.0 if I ever saw one!! 🤣🤣

@StupidAnon-gn8ih 4 ай бұрын

George Carlin would actually be furious at Bill Burr for saying this. Carlin was a hardcore, staunch, man-hating feminist. If that sounds insane to you, I suggest you go look up his special where he does nothing but compare men to women the entire time. It's not pretty.

@FIZZ1X 4 ай бұрын

I've been saying this for years now. We need to add power ups and items to women's sports to make it more entertaining.

@HighPandaa 4 ай бұрын

Start letting them do steroids 😂

@renovacio5847 3 ай бұрын

"Not every hero wears cape."

@aidenkz 3 ай бұрын

I'm surprised Asmon hasn't reacted to Bill Burr sooner

@SootyPhoenix 4 ай бұрын

I personally hate it when my bills go burr.

@Holfus 4 ай бұрын

I hate the fact that you made my mouth do the pixar smirk

@SootyPhoenix 4 ай бұрын

@@Holfus Aww, my puns neither wipe out the sun *nor* wipe out peculiar smirks? 🥺

@UniverseShinobi 4 ай бұрын

Honestly? Same.

@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 4 ай бұрын

What about 1 hell of a copters?

@wither5673 4 ай бұрын

Its because TEENAGERS could beat them in a game 9 times out of 10. It's not even about politics or anything, it just is the way it is.

@timslack7568 4 ай бұрын

theres a $1million challenge for a WNBA team to play a state championship boys basketball team, theres a reason its remained an open challenge and no WNBA team will take it on despite operating at a loss. Same with the Womens soccer team and when Venus and Serena challenged the 400th ranked mens doubles team, it was a national embarrassment for the women involved

@seventeenseventythirteen7465 4 ай бұрын

You say "Teenagers" as if 19 year olds aren't considered teenagers and aren't also capable of being fit and athletic. Now if it was literal children and not young adults, you'd be able to do more with that. But this argument always comes off like some Lady Ballers ass "Women just suck in general and literal toddlers could beat them up so long as said babies had peepees."

@fadlibahrian6012 18 күн бұрын

Mister chief face the camera. *furious

@Ashen-One1 4 ай бұрын

God, I love Bill Burr. He's not afraid to say things that need to be said.

@alexmax3502 4 ай бұрын

Man... the amount of money I would give to see my two favorite baldies talking to each other on stream... that would be as huge as the Jack Sparrow vs Amber case

@metallboy25 4 ай бұрын

Bill doesnt like to speak to influencers. He destroyed H3H3 without even trying. 😅

@Lehnert 4 ай бұрын

Most money athletes make comes from sponsors. The more people watch a sport event or a certain athlete, the more sponsors are willing to pay. If Nike won't pay the team to wear their clothes, then Adidas will or any other company that produced sportswear. It's a simple free market.

@Bozowomp 3 ай бұрын

Burr and Chapelle were my two favorites for a long time. Few had me dying laughing like they did. These days I like a good bit more comedians but those two will always be part of my top tier

@stellarokami5052 Ай бұрын

*fastest and heavy applause*

@androgynousmaggot9389 4 ай бұрын

This was honestly brutal! Brutally honest!

@Spectrum0122 4 ай бұрын

Such a good bit

@DixxyV 4 ай бұрын

That punch line still makes me laugh every time whenever I hear it

@randomrud 4 ай бұрын

He is spitting the truth. 😂

@sousukesagara193 4 ай бұрын

Yep he's the best, always will be one the greatest right next to Chapel

@VOX_Games Ай бұрын

His "old man face" and "helicopter story" bits still make me hyperventilate

@chrisw7188 4 ай бұрын

not quite George Carlin but Bill's up there with Ricky Gervais

@JohnDoe-tn6dk 4 ай бұрын

Never fall for the early bait when he compliments you. It's only the calm before the storm

@sooperd00p 4 ай бұрын

that is a pretty old special.

@soulofartorias9928 4 ай бұрын

doesnt make it any less true or relevant

@salmonero6472 4 ай бұрын

It's not. It's literally from 2022. His latest one.

@tdrm 4 ай бұрын

Can't be that old, it has a covid joke in it.

@HighPandaa 4 ай бұрын

@@tdrmummm

@xiii0722 4 ай бұрын

Very much comes down to your definition of "old".

@zbeatza9910 3 ай бұрын

"the nerve, where is the camera 👉🏻🎥 the nerve" -bill burr

@duknuts 4 ай бұрын

Did anyone else read the title as 'Bill Burr has unfortunately passed'...

@metallboy25 4 ай бұрын

No, but you may need glasses.

@emailsucks28 4 ай бұрын

Bill Burr is what it means to be a true American.

@joschmo4497 4 ай бұрын

That's really sad tbh. It means that basic, self evident truths have to be told and apparently they're so outrageous they become funny Bill has become so nerfed and a little bit soy since he got married.

@Broodjemetbeleg 4 ай бұрын

Nothing to do with any nationality 😂

@2yt4u.14. 4 ай бұрын

Why are comedians nowadays just the realest people out here. Like this is facts

@nerddotcom5817 3 ай бұрын

Always have been.

@ReallyDazed 4 ай бұрын

I loved that scene "ladies.....you should NOT be applauding!.....you know who I am!" xD

@adong1 4 ай бұрын

The hens are clucking but they quiet down when the fox hunts

@n8doggy733 4 ай бұрын

2:15 100%

@jtemergency1460 4 ай бұрын

Favorite comdeian next to dave chappele

@rrramon 8 күн бұрын

"you guys are just into destroying each other" - after seeing how WNBA vets are treating Caitlin Clark (who actually sells tickets for them), this line couldn't be more true.

@theonethathungers5552 4 ай бұрын

The issue with a lot of women’s sports is that the rules barely change from men’s, even if the equipment does. The ones that do actually modify the rules based on the gender see success for women. WNBA could be fixed with a shorter hoop. Let the ladies dunk

@sHmAaa 4 ай бұрын

Its been proposed, they don't want it. Their argument being if men can do it they can. You're trying to be logical, this debate isn't logical. Its an inferiority complex.

@charlespanache7047 4 ай бұрын

They already use a smaller ball and shoot closer to the hoop. Look at the men's 3 pt line next time you're at the gym. And remember the ball is also smaller.

@jamesmcconnell2131 3 ай бұрын

Worth a try.

@theonethathungers5552 Ай бұрын

@@sHmAaa Elena Della Donne is one of the many players advocating for the change. The higher ups are also more than ready to make the change. The only reason why they refuse to make the change is because it seems “too drastic”.

@theonethathungers5552 Ай бұрын

@@charlespanache7047 ok, that doesn’t mean that the game shouldn’t further be modified

@RaptorJesus. 4 ай бұрын

i always love Bill Burr's stand up, because its not like he even tells jokes, he just stands on stage and vents for 2 hours XD

@DPMusicStudio 3 ай бұрын

It's similar to Dave Chapelle

@ghoulbby Ай бұрын

3:44 reminds me of that survival man vs women show and the women couldn't cooperate even as they were dropping from malnutrition and dehydration lol

@samuelcorzo5485 4 ай бұрын

im sorry the dumb question wich show was this one?

@AlienYogurtPot123 4 ай бұрын

He has a point.

@garver5833 4 ай бұрын

Facts

@John-Is-My-Name 2 ай бұрын

You feel that? Isnt that a wonderful fealing? The feeling that the world is starting to heal. People are not scared to get "cancelled" for saying something "wrong" anymore.

@Turn1t0ff Ай бұрын

Nobody in the WNBA got covid Probably the best line this decade.

@DM-rc4yu 3 ай бұрын

Bill Burr is the most real comedian out there. He shits on everyone, doesn't buy into stupid conspiracy shit, his act doesn't revolve around crying about being cancelled while not being cancelled, he isn't afraid to say he's possibly talking shit on certain topics, isn't afraid to call out anyone, especially the feminist hypocrites.

@Czar_Simeon_I_The_Great 2 ай бұрын

Ricky Gervais is the only other comedian that does that. Check his specials as well.

@tyrayentali7041 2 ай бұрын

@@Czar_Simeon_I_The_Great What do you mean? Gervais spends like 50% of his shows crying about being cancelled.

@Yoroiful 4 ай бұрын

He used to be, now he became what he used to make fun of.

@vissermatt1058 4 ай бұрын

iono, he might just me getting older and melloing out? he has his tv show and his podcast, he doesnt need to be as emotionally charged nowadays, and that weakens your act when you are a CONTRARIAN comedian. i still love his old shit, and he isnt any less funny just cause his wife is an npc and he's older