ASMR | Lynette's Nursing Home Gift Project

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ASMR | Lynette's Nursing Home Gift Project

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NOTE: This video is blurry. Yes, I know. I've been plagued with audio/video problems lately. Sorry. I have made several videos that ended up being deleted outright because the audio and/or video quality was so horrible. It's been extremely frustrating, and I'm about ready to chuck every bit of it out the window. :(
Lynette's helping out with some gift-giving at the Camden Willows Nursing Home again this year...only this time, it's not quite so voluntary, due to her little run-in at a recent ornament exchange that got out of hand. Let's see what she and Trish found for everybody!

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@vm88940 6 жыл бұрын

I'm a simple woman, I see Lynette on the title, I click.

@princesstuesday5287 6 жыл бұрын

“if you give me any more socks I’m just gonna pass away” 😂😂😂

@jennah4059 6 жыл бұрын

Loved this video Mary! I feel spoiled to have 50+ minutes of Lynette 💕💕

@CalmingSoundsASMR 6 жыл бұрын

Those Christmas tree earrings are the best!

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I found them at Walmart.

@SuperficialGloworm 6 жыл бұрын

"I found it at Costco... Well it was in the parking lot" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My goodness Mary, you're so great. Thank you, and merry Christmas.

@ParisfromTexas 6 жыл бұрын

Lmao “Moth Dandr”😂😂 I love you Mary you’re the cutest😩❤️

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

I improvised this entire thing. I gathered some random stuff around me and hit Record. I have no idea what moth dander is or why she was talking about it!

@zombiehalo9588 6 жыл бұрын

Paris N. Moth dander

@TanjaHermann 6 жыл бұрын

This was HILARIOUS! Also, the Southern accent feels so very comforting to me. Thanks for having such a wonderful imagination and acting talent. Loved the bit on Sheldon and his chair. Merry Christmas!

@ceamean 6 жыл бұрын

Ok so when's the movie coming out? 😂

@sierramiller9102 6 жыл бұрын

I just love Lynette she makes me think of my granny so much and wit her just passing away it's very comforting. Thank you Mary! 💕

@melodies222 6 жыл бұрын

Too funny!!! And the blurry, no biggie! Love your voice. Thanks for all you do!!

@angelatadros5694 6 жыл бұрын

“I don’t need anymore socks so help me if you get me more socks for Christmas I’m going to run away from my own home and abandon this family do not i don’t care if they have aloe in them you’ve given me 470,000 pairs of socks please don’t give me anymore socks i love you mama but if you give me anymore socks I’m just going to pass away” I AM DEAD it’s 4am and I’m in bed sobbing laughing

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

This was a confrontation that I actually had to have with someone last year. :)

@Brewst 6 жыл бұрын

I love this. Moth Dander was killing me.

@Brewst 6 жыл бұрын

OMG. There is so much to this. I'm not sure I've seen a Lynette video before. It's so good.

@megreads824 6 жыл бұрын

I don't care whether Lynette is in focus or not, I adore her no matter what! Thank you!

@deedee_smiles 6 жыл бұрын

I tell you what, Lynette is just my absolute favorite, especially when I need a little laugh! You always brighten my days Mary, and bless you for your hard work and talent! And everytime I watch your videos I somehow end up talking like your characters and it doesn't help that I'm fromTexas lol 😂.

@sophieee9010 6 жыл бұрын

i think the only reason my family thinks its weird that i watch asmr is that i suddenly burst out laughing! thanks mary! enjoy your holidays 💞

@princesstuesday5287 6 жыл бұрын

thank you for striving to create amazing content for us despite all the problems you’ve been having!! we appreciate it and you very much 💛💛

@DaughterofAriess 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for taking the time out to make these videos. :)

@riki6348 6 жыл бұрын

IF YOU GOT ME SOCKS AGAIN THIS CHRISTMAS I WILL RUN AWAY FROM HOME, I DONT CARE IF THEY GOT ALOE VERA IN THEM, I’m dead

@josiepie8780 6 жыл бұрын

I love the super southern roleplays! Hilarious😂 anndddd.... I may have lost a lot of my southern accent when i moved to PA but it never fails to intensify after listening to your videos lol

@gracehardbeck5893 6 жыл бұрын

Ok that disembodied deer head came out of nowhere I'm wheezing 😂😂

@jacquelynevans695 6 жыл бұрын

I died when she went on about the socks... Thank you for the video! :D

@sleepycatwitch7938 6 жыл бұрын

Almost an hour long?! I'll be sleeping good tonight! I totally love your videos and please don't stress yourself too much! Love ya💞

@breannabrown4384 6 жыл бұрын

you could overlay an audio file of you whispering over a picture of poop and it would still be one of the best asmr videos of all time

@coralwhite4072 6 жыл бұрын

I genuinely cried laughing about the moth dander. "Don't you have to have hair to have dander" LOL

@h2ogurl1234 6 жыл бұрын

Today is my birthday and this is the first video i saw on KZfaq. Thank you Mary

@Albalouise42 6 жыл бұрын

Emma Nesbit Happy birthday!!

@dawnjensen5615 6 жыл бұрын

Emma Nesbit Happy Birthday

@beauty.by.becca_3147 6 жыл бұрын

Hi Mary! I just wanted to thank you so much. I’m in college and it’s finals week and I have five days of finals back to back. It’s overwhelming but your videos make it so much easier to study. And I feel the anxiety reducing. Thank you for the constant uploads

@kimberly6815 6 жыл бұрын

Haha, I was just saying the same thing about socks this year. No more socks! Love Lynette!

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE!!! :)

@kimberly6815 6 жыл бұрын

Oh, yes. Bendy is everywhere, thanks to my daughter! (:

@Pantra001 6 жыл бұрын

I used to watch Netflix at mornings, but not anymore! I love your role plays, it's like following a series of Lynette and her whacky neighbors with compost wrapping paper etc.. :D I freaking love these, problems and all. You have some skills!!!

@hunterc8943 6 жыл бұрын

It’s blurry but I still loved it ❤️

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

Hunter C Thank you

@hannahhester8376 6 жыл бұрын

Oh, man, Aunt Varlien is a Sanctamommy!

@hannahhester8376 6 жыл бұрын

Sharion, my great aunt's name. She would absolutely love that hat. She is so much like Lynette. Lol. Loud, crazy fashion sense, funny, almost exact.

@sakuraa4414 6 жыл бұрын

Lynette never fails to make me smile :) GRITS unite! XD

@Capricorn152 6 жыл бұрын

Love the video. Heck, the blurriness is just down to the residents of Camden Willows forgetting to put their glasses on, that's all!

@serenesplendorasmr3635 6 жыл бұрын

You are simply awesome Miss Mary. Simply awesome. "Red felt" LOL

@MsJodi 6 жыл бұрын

I love Lynette so much!

@hannahscow128 6 жыл бұрын

I could not stop laughing! You're so hilarious and also so comforting and can always put me to sleep. Never stop making videos Mary we love them!

@PRETTYCHUBBYCHIK713 6 жыл бұрын

You really need to have your own show! Even if it's a one woman show it would be amazing! I mean these little episodes are already great imagine if you have a set and stuff! Love you videos sooo much they really relax me and take my mind off of life

@hannsolo8 6 жыл бұрын

I genuinely enjoy all of your videos. Your ability to get into multiple characters, is amazing. Even the simple sit downs. Very much enjoy them all. Thank you for spoiling us with so many wonderful videos (: MARY Christmas

@09TessMc 6 жыл бұрын

I love Lynette! Best part of my day, I just laughed my ass off. Thank you!

@SkyleonMK7 6 жыл бұрын

Why did Trish lie? she obviously got that tea set from Wondershare!

@cutiekay22 6 жыл бұрын

The video blurriness doesn’t even bother me it just seems like i forgot my glasses 😂 once again you make my day with another video awesome 💝💕

@carlystreny3449 6 жыл бұрын

Best line "to be such a heffer she makes a nice hat."

@hannahhester8376 6 жыл бұрын

And, actually, the diamond shaped wrapping thing can help save paper. I tried it, and you're right, it's so pretty.

@missunderstoodmal1700 6 жыл бұрын

Diamond Rose How do you know how big to cut the paper? I saw a video on Facebook but the paper was pre-cut.

@hannahhester8376 6 жыл бұрын

Missunderstood Mal What I did was, I lined it up to how big the present was, made a little cut on the bottom of the paper, flipped it over onto the printed side, and followed like a snowflake or a tree on the paper so I could do it straight. It's pretty easy to figure it out once you have a present on the paper. Just practice it and you'll get better at it. ☺

@elrehaan 6 жыл бұрын

Aaaah always excited to see my fave Lynette, this is as hilarious as ever! (The malted milk balls nearly killed me). Glad you decided to post this one anyway, the content more than made up for a bit of blurriness

@dill_pickle1991 6 жыл бұрын

LOVE THIS!! Who cares if it's a bit blurry...it's still good! I love all of your videos, but especially Lynette. I follow her videos like it's a soap opera. lol. :) I'm born and raised in the South, so I know so many people like her. You do good work, and put out lots of content despite having a full personal plate. Keep up the good work, and Merry Christmas!

@ChulaConChulo2589 6 жыл бұрын

"what would you give someone like that?" hmm , a kitten . 😊🐱💜

@PixieGirl1181 6 жыл бұрын

Well if I had to pick a problem I'd take the video. I love Lynette this video, problems and all.🙂

@SassyCasy 6 жыл бұрын

I feel like northern Pennsylvania and the south are very similar, for example I have the proper deer head storing skills Symphony doesn’t lol

@pengoschwortz4734 6 жыл бұрын

Omg I wish you had a comedy channel and put this on it I couldn't stop laughing

@MyEndoJourney 6 жыл бұрын

This is gold!! You are like my long lost sister! Sheldon, Joel Osteen & QVC! 😂😂✋

@SammyJoFinn 6 жыл бұрын

this is a really great video. did you have to write a script? I've always wanted to make videos like this but all my role plays come out weird

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

SammyJo Finn I improvise most of it. This video was all improv.

@SammyJoFinn 6 жыл бұрын

Did you go to classes or is it just from being with colorful characters

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know where it comes from, honestly. I've never done any acting beyond Christmas pageants in elementary school. I've always liked writing stories and coming up with characters and whatnot. I did it a lot as a kid.

@SammyJoFinn 6 жыл бұрын

nice did you see BohemianWhisper ASMR whispering 100 ASMR Channel names, she mentioned you

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

SammyJo Finn Aw, no way! That's awesome! Thank you for letting me know!

@hannahhester8376 6 жыл бұрын

Your camera is fine. I've seen way worse videos. Lynette is back, yay!

@BigDanASMR 6 жыл бұрын

Omg yes I love your outfit and I always love the sound of your voice. You're also hilarious! mowwthhh lol

@kristikeller7238 6 жыл бұрын

Most of us will only notice the first 5 minutes...after that...we’re knocked out. Don’t stress to much about it. Everyone struggles, we are a very VERY forgiving community 😌

@gibsonborelli4876 6 жыл бұрын

You know you’re early when the video doesn’t even have a thumbnail

@dot7735 6 жыл бұрын

Ugh, I love your accent! 😅

@emilyhawkins4153 6 жыл бұрын

You really do make me howl, thank you for the belly laugh, you're amazing xxxxx

@Georgieee111 6 жыл бұрын

Great video btw!

@Rubiewoo 6 жыл бұрын

Is that tea set actually from Aldi??

@mysticalwhiterabbit4676 6 жыл бұрын

most, like me are just listening to the audio anyway! No worries !!!Seems a lot of you-tubers are having issues with their technology!! must be a universe thing!!! xoxo!

@phanasmosasmr4674 6 жыл бұрын

Let me know when they pick you to play in a movie. I wanna see it 👌

@SuperSoulTiger 6 жыл бұрын

I just couldn't stop laughing at your bit about Jürgen :D I'm German myself and I've got to say, your pronounciation of the german words was pretty impressive!

@larahporter8123 6 жыл бұрын

If you give me any more socks I'm going to pass away.... Ahahah

@OutsideGalaxy 6 жыл бұрын

But is it Milo's tea? That's important to know. Great video, as always. You know, if you ever have visual issues on a video that are bad enough you don't feel like publishing it, I still think you should post it just as audio. I know we would definitely still enjoy it. And I hate to see you get frustrated with something that's supposed to be fun

@gracehardbeck5893 6 жыл бұрын

That condom ad reference tho 😂😂😂

@ayannawatson2638 6 жыл бұрын

Still was a great video; blurry visuals and all 😭💯

@freespeechliberal7036 6 жыл бұрын

OMG....while watching this I have been knitting with a loom and yarn from Joanne's in California. Freaky.

@Rubiewoo 6 жыл бұрын

Is that tea set actually from Aldi?

@ATieflingBard 6 жыл бұрын

whatever happened to Patrice the obsessed fan and Portia the matchmaker.

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

Amelia Lindsey They've fallen prey to the dreaded "Mary has too much to do to devote lots of time to these videos and assorted characters" disease.

@ATieflingBard 6 жыл бұрын

SouthernASMR Sounds XD I had a terrible day this made me laugh

@kellyraven7097 6 жыл бұрын

U really do need ur own show... Mary you are hilarious 😂

@hannahhester8376 6 жыл бұрын

(Gasp) That MERMAID BAG! I want it!

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

Diamond Rose I really did find that at Christmas Tree Shops, if you have one near you. They had them up front by the registers!

@marissasimas9258 6 жыл бұрын

Lynette throwing shade at Charity.

@cgale1971 6 жыл бұрын

Moth dander and Malted Milk Balls. Enough said!

@Georgieee111 6 жыл бұрын

Have you done a Gift wrapping video this year? Or have you already wrapped everything I really liked that video last year!

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

Georgie. I've done two this year, actually

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

Oops... Actually, I made three. I forgot about one

@Georgieee111 6 жыл бұрын

SouthernASMR Sounds really! How did I miss them I'm so sad, thanks so much I'm going to watch them now?!!!

@ginanoname6417 6 жыл бұрын

Lynette has to watch out for Amberlyn, sounds like she'll get along with Harvest!

@nikolai-silva 6 жыл бұрын

I agree with my good sis Mary! It’s “Puh-Cons” not “Pee-Cans” that’s just nasty 🤢

@katiesanders2990 6 жыл бұрын

are lynette and harvest neighbors?

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

Katie Sanders Yep! I meant to have Lynette mention selling the cow manure to Harvest, but I forgot.

@cathiehanna7664 6 жыл бұрын

Hi Mary, as of 11/17, world market has your Galvin table on sale for $480. Just wanted you to know. Love your videos. Love from Lucama, NC!

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

Gah, of course they do! I got it on sale a few months ago, but that's a much better price! :(

@tony68080 6 жыл бұрын

I want to know what smutty comments Trish was making about the malt balls ;-)

@GEDINA 6 жыл бұрын

Mary, if you could travel anywhere in the world where is the first place you would go?

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

GEDINA A place that could sell me some working audio/visual equipment and video editing software. Just kidding... I'd go to Ireland, no doubt! First choice!

@realm23x73 6 жыл бұрын

SouthernASMR Sounds I lived in the sticks in N.C. when I was a teenager. I moved away, but the way your talking in this video is like traveling back in time!

@birdgirl2289 6 жыл бұрын

yay!!!! Thank u

@kittycatrat98 6 жыл бұрын

I get so tickled at your videos because you sound just like my aunt Barbara

@amypardue4986 6 жыл бұрын

I AM LOL OUT MY MIND AWSOME VIDEO MARY 😅😅😅😅👍🤗🎄🔔⚘

@ginanoname6417 6 жыл бұрын

Now I'm real curious who got that HoHoHo bag)

@crazykittylady6226 6 жыл бұрын

Oh lord 47,000 socks??? 😁😁😁

@QuartzK 6 жыл бұрын

LMAO moth dander!

@producttaken1370 6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@kaitlynbonin9082 3 жыл бұрын

Ok j the same j j

@myrandamichelle3740 6 жыл бұрын

Balls 😂😂😂😂😂

@teensworld1214 6 жыл бұрын

Girl I️ Love u and miss u where u been u used to post like 3 times a day know it’s like only one where have u been

@SouthernASMRSounds 6 жыл бұрын

No offense, but I work 40 hours a week, raise two kids alone, and it's Christmas. It's almost 11pm right now and I'm wrapping presents to take to work tomorrow. I don't have time every day, year round, to make three videos a day. Seriously, you can't expect me to make that many videos every single day. I'm a real person with a real life and real obligations, just like everybody else. I don't know anybody who can make three videos every day. I certainly can't.

@IAmErica-qv7wj 6 жыл бұрын

now*

@linzianderton2090 6 жыл бұрын

Know we are sometimes spoilt with more than one video a day but tbh don't know how time is found for more than one video a week! Especially in December! Even Im chasing my tail and I don't have half as much on my plate as Mary. Would miss her videos of course but really Hope she gives herself some time off to enjoy the holiday. Life's short. Family time so precious. Enjoy..Happy Christmas x

@teensworld1214 6 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry if I️ offended u marry I️ just miss u that’s all

@marissasimas9258 6 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding??