What do you get when you beat up a meter maid and break both of your arms? You get Lynette folding your clothes and bringing you bar stools, that's what! Seriously, you're going to need that oxycontin before she leaves.
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@SkyleonMK76 жыл бұрын
“Your house” haha! These get better and better every time.
@shaelawilliams52976 жыл бұрын
I love her
@nesurie6 жыл бұрын
"Your House" killed me! Really helps with the imagination haha
@joshjackson8856 жыл бұрын
Not only do you make very relaxing videos for us, you're great at acting. You definitely could do a lot more in shows.
@greenmachine39116 жыл бұрын
"For 3 days I thought I was Abraham Lincoln" 😂😂😂
@anemone70056 жыл бұрын
Everybody fell apart when Lynette was locked up, cause Lynette is the glue that holds everyone together 😍
@lizandresnyman87536 жыл бұрын
Lady... you have insane one way conversation skills! 😋 Love it!
@gillianbarth59276 жыл бұрын
Real artificial chrome plating hmm? Lol this is great 😂
@nikolairalowicz33926 жыл бұрын
"That is real, artificial chrome plating on there, that, I know, you can't get that just anywhere." Lynette is my favourite.
@lucybell17676 жыл бұрын
Abraham Lincoln 😂😂😂I’m not falling asleep during this one! Hilarious!
@MadeUpInBows6 жыл бұрын
"bless her heart, she's only 7, but at least she's trying!" hahaha why did I think all this time that amber lynn was a teen?
@h2ogurl12346 жыл бұрын
MadeUpInBows same. I thought she was like 12/13
@styledbydylankenneth6 жыл бұрын
"Your house" 😂😂 why do these constantly get more funny when I think theres no possible way they can.
@RayBanCanada6 жыл бұрын
"Like a scary person in a skirt... I don't even know what that means" Hahahah I love these
@chyrellemorris69246 жыл бұрын
I am so happy Lynette got her booth back.
@yellowsubmarine316 жыл бұрын
The only reason I'm not falling asleep right now is because I'm too interested in everything you're saying!! This is hilarious. 😂😂
@anncarper81636 жыл бұрын
Lynette got her booth back!
@BrittLeighhhhhhhh6 жыл бұрын
I've really not been doing too good past couple days so seeing a new Lynette video made things a little better. Thank you
@dmb5556 жыл бұрын
I find it soo amazing how you can create those conversations..
@jacksonnewton406 жыл бұрын
This might be one of the best role plays ever
@ambertoslanderto86346 жыл бұрын
I'm pulling doubles at work every day, there is nothing better to see pop up on my phone these days than a notification of a new rp video from you.
@ashleytaccone52986 жыл бұрын
Lol the freaking sign 😂
@xoBrownEyedGirl9xo6 жыл бұрын
YAY! Sparkly friend and Lynette meet LOLOL
@gogglespisano246 жыл бұрын
The sign kills me. I love you. I click the videos SO fast when they come up. Help me sleep, make me laugh, it's perfection!
@laurel9536 жыл бұрын
Yay, I'm always excited to see Lynette. :)
@piscesmoon63336 жыл бұрын
The description and "your house" sign 😂😂
@trudysampson38076 жыл бұрын
We all need a friend like Lynette, I just adore her.
@meredithgrimm66356 жыл бұрын
Your makeup looks stunning!
@ratedasmr78116 жыл бұрын
Where do you come up with this stuff? "We tried to hijack a cow" "we made her a room"
@beanegg44526 жыл бұрын
I love all of your Lynette roleplays💖
@keyboardsaviour6 жыл бұрын
LYNETTE AND CHARITY HAVE OFFICIALLY CROSSED PATHS
@brittnibuxton28846 жыл бұрын
It looks like you do these videos all in one take. You're a really good actress! Ps- love your store walk throughs.
@asmrachel22556 жыл бұрын
I love all your character videos so much!
@gentlegamer_6 жыл бұрын
I love the little signs in the background 😂
@leahbrandman75496 жыл бұрын
This about made my evening, thank you!!!
@RyanDaffin6 жыл бұрын
Great video, I think for Halloween you should a Lynette hosts a Halloween party or Lynette at a Halloween party
@Melanco0016 жыл бұрын
Lynette!!!!! My favorite, goodbye world is sleep time. Thank you!!!
@justkristy6 жыл бұрын
This is triggery and HILARIOUS!
@crazykittylady62266 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to see a Lynette and Harvest video together pleeeeeeeeeeeeease????? 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
@futureangelica11256 жыл бұрын
Crazy Kitty Lady SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN PLEASE
@SuperficialGloworm6 жыл бұрын
Isn't that like asking Batman to appear in a video with Bruce Wayne?
@crazykittylady62266 жыл бұрын
Well I've seen other asmr artists put other caracters of themselves at the same time, that's called video editing ☺
@velvetzelda7196 жыл бұрын
Crazy Kitty Lady Harvest would annihilate poor Lynette.
@crazykittylady62266 жыл бұрын
Oh nuuuuu nu nu I think Lynette will kill Harvest 😁😁😁😁😁or both of them are gonna kill us all with never ending hysterical laughter. I would love to see Lynette take down our sparkly friend also 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 or a video with Lynette and the other Southern girl with more southern accent (idk that character's name but I LOVE HER TOO) 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
@JohnD-oi1zz6 жыл бұрын
Laundry has to the choir I hate doing the most. I'd rather mow or rake a lawn, clean a bathroom, vacuume, anything! Laundry is just so tedious. You could come over to my place anytime and help me out with my laundry.
@cricketphx6 жыл бұрын
Love your little nod to Talladega Nights!
@tannersmommy776 жыл бұрын
LOL! I love this "sassy friend"! You're so cute! :-)
@chesse41146 жыл бұрын
love you!! please do another semi audible whisper whisper, they’re the only thing that give me tingles anymore
@Silver-he8xk6 жыл бұрын
Hey there! Just wanted to let you know how much your videos help me relax and laugh lol!! Your great take care!
@candykisses8566 жыл бұрын
I love your Lynette character. She can come fold my clothes anytime.
@fattwat16 жыл бұрын
Love Lynette especially her accent is much stronger you look stunning in that top it suits you
@jacquelynevans6956 жыл бұрын
Love your outfit! And you of course! Thank you for all you do :)
@Mademoiselle-Bee6 жыл бұрын
This is hysterical Mary!
@aliceford40776 жыл бұрын
Great video!! So relaxing 😎 could you maybe do a video of you writing on a white board with a big chunky bracelet, when I was in school that was so relaxing.
@vm889406 жыл бұрын
I live that the Sparkly Friend made a cameo on the RP. I wonder what Lynette is to Harvest. 🤔🤔🤔
@23pointe6 жыл бұрын
Litchfield! haha these video are so genius and you are freaking hilarious I love it! =D
@nezziecakes87433 жыл бұрын
I really need Lynette in my life.
@lazwrenn79204 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that I have a Lynette in my family and she is just like this 😂
@Michelle-mx2yl6 жыл бұрын
lmao the sign 💀💀💀😂😂😂
@anon-ib8kp6 жыл бұрын
Amazing! Thanks
@marissasimas92586 жыл бұрын
Charity meets Lynette!
@TexarkanaBraveHeart76156 жыл бұрын
Beautiful Woman, Funny and relaxing video ,and one of the best ASMR artist ON KZfaq:)
@TheInfamil6 жыл бұрын
You're great at roleplaying.
@dbelladay1233 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha! Your house. I get it! You came right into my home and made yourself at home! That is perfect! I am from South Carolina! Come on in, Lynette.
@missunderstoodmal17006 жыл бұрын
An Andy Griffith Show reference! Nice. 😄 That episode is hilarious!
@ratedasmr78116 жыл бұрын
Missunderstood Mal I guess I haven't seen that episode because I didn't catch any reference
@missunderstoodmal17006 жыл бұрын
RatedASMR It's at 31:40.
@1234cgall16 жыл бұрын
Love you, Mary! So happy you posted!! Thank you sweetie!! ❤️❤️❤️
@jazzasmr63706 жыл бұрын
Loveddd this
@george609886 жыл бұрын
Haha Ricky stuff and Bobby stuff, hehe You are awesome
@kristinkelly25596 жыл бұрын
So sweet thank you I love this
@caroline82606 жыл бұрын
yess, finally!! thank you mary. you are awesome!!
@christopherw12726 жыл бұрын
My apartment I had last year really did have a leaking refrigerator, but I found out it was because it was either turned up too high or too low. I forgot, but just saying just in case your fridge really is leaking lol.
@dawnjensen56156 жыл бұрын
Lynette can fold my laundry. I hate folding and putting it away.
@Sarah_Pratt6 жыл бұрын
Can you do another “Harvest Knows Best” with the coveted 3:30 a.m. time slot??????? I’ve literally watched it 20 times and I don’t even have kids!
@BunnaySango6 жыл бұрын
Oh man I cant wait for bedtime!!!
@newfoundme13 жыл бұрын
"for 3 days I thought I was Abraham Lincoln...." ty.....
@wenchology3 жыл бұрын
I wish Lynette was at my house folding my laundry 🥺
@Kinglake806 жыл бұрын
Love Lynette !
@MsJodi6 жыл бұрын
lol..I love these videos so much.
@subblonde31016 жыл бұрын
My fridge leaks too!! haha
@violinbird6 жыл бұрын
You could be a character from Arrested Development.
@jenwithonen70476 жыл бұрын
violinbird I love that show! I love how dysfunctional they all are! 😂😂😂
@juiciebox5 жыл бұрын
Talking to Lynette makes me feel like I actually have a friend, I love the gossip and drama and chit chat.
@shayleel88476 жыл бұрын
How do you do what you do girl?!! Unscripted and amazing! You are fabulous!
@amypardue49866 жыл бұрын
A CLOTHES Folding ninja lol I love this 😉😅😅😄😄😎❤
@erykahrmoore3806 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO A MOM ROLEPLAY!!!!!;)
@KatydidASMR6 жыл бұрын
😂 loved this!
@marissasimas92586 жыл бұрын
Omg yessss Lynette!!!!
@bernadettemcmahon90576 жыл бұрын
Love it!!!! Lol
@wicked0714926 жыл бұрын
What a stunning woman! ❤
@ossiecarlos6 жыл бұрын
Just an idea! You should buy one of those $3 scratchers and whisper as you scratch that's be entertaining!
@bobtee14732 жыл бұрын
hit like button for mature woman with flashy low top and southern accent. a+ all around the room.
@mariparrott10986 жыл бұрын
Okay, I have to know, when you say Camden in all these videos, do you mean Camden, SC?
@Captain_Frimbo6 жыл бұрын
I have to ask if this was all improvised or do you write a script to stick to? Cause you are really good at making fakes lives with detailed backstories.
@h2ogurl12346 жыл бұрын
Jaden Bressan She improvises it all
@Captain_Frimbo6 жыл бұрын
Emma, that's amazing!😱😱😱
@Beaukaydee4 жыл бұрын
You need a Cricket machine to make items to sell.
@marissasimas92586 жыл бұрын
Your house... bwahaha
@JMinds6 жыл бұрын
Does Lynette prefer this over the Waffle House?
@JMinds6 жыл бұрын
Jessica Orjek Interesting. Thanks for the info :)
@patriciahawkins73376 жыл бұрын
wish u lived near me..my clothes need folded. you're so nice.
@jamecaldwell87126 жыл бұрын
I love you the most. I need you to help me fold my laundry
@keyboardsaviour6 жыл бұрын
I'm Australian - the Meter Maids up on our Gold Coast wear glittering gold bikinis and sashes! Is it the same in the USA?
@anemone70056 жыл бұрын
Commentate Her Variety Hour I think we call their "meter maids" "parking inspectors" lol
@anemone70056 жыл бұрын
The GC is definitely a unique place 😎
@michaemndz6 жыл бұрын
You need to try acting! You’re hilarious. 😂
@annabieber1396 жыл бұрын
You have interesting accent. ☺
@drewstephenson66086 жыл бұрын
I feel like you want the pills lol
@lauralei4006 жыл бұрын
😂
@jvprojex6 жыл бұрын
That's how porn starts.
@ratedasmr78116 жыл бұрын
CLIFFVLOGS that's a lie. I've only had laundry folding turn into a porno like 50 times out of 100. Half the time I wasn't even filming.
@vm889406 жыл бұрын
Omg yes! 😍😍😍😍😍😍
@madelinebehnke98126 жыл бұрын
Is that Mary's ring or Lynette's???
@danirose20026 жыл бұрын
Lynette's ring. I don't think Mary's with anyone right now.
@madelinebehnke98126 жыл бұрын
Danielle Brown I didn't think so until I saw the ring lol