I don’t know why but I was getting serious phoebe from friends vibes from this 😂

“I love you but I don’t trust you”😂😂

This has got to be Harvest's sister. Just a neurotic and aloof. Awesome vid, Mary.

"You look like someone that would drink a lot." LOL! omg that Gumby glass 😋

“He’s not a glass he’s a little bendy fella” this got me on the floor laughing 😂😂😂💔

I love how Mary’s KZfaq asmr content is as original as it can get. Love this channel !! :)

"it's mildly disturbing, but only if you think about it too much" 😂

who else can relate to being so poor you can't even buy things in a flea market?

Everyone who sells stuff on eBay in a. Nutshell

You’re such a quote machine 😅❤️

“You look like someone who drinks a lot” ..dangit

Lol! I love it! I think this is why you have so many subscribers. Because the world has become so negative and you bring us comedy relief and laughter. You're a shining light and ray of hope. You're an inspiration. Great stuff! 😊

Ooohh!! Gumby!!! In Argentina was "Gomosito" 😁💖 I remember him!!

That one pigtail standing out from the side of her head, I can't LMAO! Great- and very funny!- video as always, Mary! : )

Haha i love this character - and relaxing video of course but that goes without saying - i think its rare to find someone that actually brings good humour to asmr videos you're the only asmrtist that makes me laugh at the same time as relaxing me xx

OH MY GOD ITS GUMBY

The mention of Beanie Babies, retirement, and the flea market setting... Trish? But insane? 0.0

your characters are always the best, your roleplays are so original and funny compared to all the other asmr channels

"That's the fair market value for this Gumby goblet" 🤣🤣

Yeah, I would take these super hiper sanitized tongue sticks for sure 😷 Organic gluten free poliester?! Wow, this sounds like fabric of the future 😁 That VHS camera would be just great for every day vlogs in the city.

Good lord, Mary! You crack me up while relaxing me at the same time!!!

I love your roleplays more than anything!! This was so entertaining and I was very relaxed at the same time.

I love how you have full on conversations. I can even hear the responses! So realistic! Great job. Omg this is hilarious!

I. LOVE. YOU!! Your humor is awesome. Have to always watch your vids once then go back and use them for sleep 🤣

This is by far one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while but also extremely relaxing. It’s a bizarre combination of feelings ..yet it works 🙌🏽 love it xo

Roleplays don't give me ASMR, but I still watch yours because they are sooo entertaining 😄 This was ridiculously marvelous. You are a talented writer/actress. Thank you for everything you do!

You’re such a great actress! What a character!! Love this!

This is just what I needed tonight, thank you so much Mary! ❤️

This is amazing. Thank you so much for your wonderful dedication to the ASMR community ❤️❤️🙌🙌

You are so good at these it's ridiculous. Thanks for another great video. You work so hard, and I know I appreciate it from the bottom of my cold, black little heart.💖💗

What a perfect way to end the day. I went to a flea market yesterday and you are right on.you just keep getting better and better

It's like Harvest's weird(er?) cousin. Love it!

I didn't read that it was a roleplay so I was generally concerned when the video started 😂. This video kept getting better and better omg! This is hilarious

My new favorite ASMRtist! I was watching another ASMRtist and she recommended you and said in her video that you do the best thrift shop hauls. I work a third shift desk job and I play your videos while I work. Such relaxation ❤️❤️

Ive always loved the sound of the change dispensers. Could you maybe do a video with it sometime?

omg!!!! my son is one years old and when I had him in the hospital I noticed he constantly chomped his gums and I started calling him gums. it then turned gumsy and then to as I spell it gumbie. and he has been gumbie ever since. I never knew about the show Gumby and someone said he does not look like Gumby and then I looked it up and realized I had in fact not made up the name gumbie. everyone calls him gumbie family, friends, doctors, literally EVERYONE! I have shown him episodes of the original Gumby and his eyes get so big when they sing hey Gumby! and he laughs it's like he thinks this is my show..... anyways this is a link comment and I know you read ALOT of them but if you do red it I hope it at the very least makes you smile if not laugh a little. And I know this is an acting ASMR skit but I love that Gumby glass, cup, or whatever it may be. and if I ever find one I would definitely buy it to keep for my son

I love this a lot more than I expected, great video!!

Love these role playz!!

The best role play I’ve ever seen 😂 I instantly subscribed!

when you brought up the beanie babies i lost it, reminds me of when grandma was a crazy collector 😂

I have never giggled so much during an ASMR video...luv ❤️it

Kind of got some Harvest vibes from this character lol. Loved this!

I just love your videos. So original. This is awesome.

thank you for always giving us such original and fantastic content :’)

You need your own tv show, this is so relaxing and entertaining at the same time. Is she going to be a regular character because I LOVE her oh my gosh. "I love you but I don't trust you" had me wanting to pay $11.84 for some magic gum ice cubes. You're super magic, Mary! I commented too soon. The therapist bit oh my gosh 😂😂😂

This was relaxing but so funny at the same time!😂😂❤️

Your sense of humor is great

I just love and adore everything you do! You make me laugh so hard my whole family is looking at me like I'm crazy.

Ahahahaha you are so funny, you do loopey well. I loved gumby as a kid, i had a little figurine of him and pokey.

I've been waiting for roleplays lol

You're so creative! I just love your role plays

🤣😂 how can i fall asleep when I’m laughing? You’re the best

Love this!! I would love to see another video like this with the same kind of eccentric sales lady but who tries to sell her handmade jewelry. She could maybe look very bohemian and be just “out there”! I think it’d be great!! Haha

I love it when you do wacky characters!

I'm so excited for this 😂

How can someone be soothing and make me laugh. Love Gumby ... (a whole bottle of mad dog.)

you’re so funny and original! i love your videos 💕

Next time you do one of these, you should have the character at the end say "well I have this piece of junk but you won't want it" and pull out a really nice item for super cheap. It would be so funny! I love this video, you did a great job with it ❤

Awww gumby and pokey!

And is this a new character??😉

OMG I’M SO EARLY!! Yay, right when I curl up in bed! You are the best ever!

You had me at Mad Dog 😂

im from england and i work in a supermarket... today i served two guys from texas visiting my neck of the woods and LORD i have never heard a southern american accent in real life... i love it!!! i had to repeat the name of our neighbouring towns and he couldn''t get it and was like "i'm sorry, ya'll invented the R". i was thinking how funny it is that we speak the same language but people from different places can interpret the pronunciation of words in vastly different ways. anyways thanks for this great video as always mary!!

Looks like i’m taking out loans in the morning..

I laughed so hard! You're awesome!

Gumby!!! I thought I was the only one that remembered Gumby and Pokey. lol

Love your videos Mary! Anyway you could do another grocery haul video soon? Those are fun and relaxing to see! It’s interesting to see what other people get, gives you ideas of different things maybe we should buy! It’s nice! Have a good day.

this roleplay reminds me so much of Phoebe from Friends. 😂 Love you Mary, awesome as always. 🐝🌈💕

so many good lines in this one idek what to quote😭😭 (also, my dumb ass would probably be tempted to actually shell out for a hello kitty license plate LOL)

you are cracking me up!! too funny. lmao!!

Gumby and Pokey! Loved the toy I had of those. 😃💕

This is priceless!!!

I love this so much!!!!

Please make a part 2 to this! It’s been so long 😩

I remember my neighbors using that camcorder to take videos of their first daughter... wow.

I love this so much😂

The first time you showed the minion hoodie I didn’t like it just because I don’t know but now ?? I would totally wear it ironically ?? But omg I cant stop thinking this is like in another universe, and they just came back from earth and are trying to sell the stuff they brought back

Love this

This character reminds me a little bit of Salmon from ASMRrequests! So good!

I already lost track of how many times that I've watched this video.

Your the best you had me cracking up!😂😂😂😂

Best acting everrr

love it!!!

If people would buy these items that could be riding the gravy train with biscuit wheels. You are hilarious!!!

The demented owl is so freaky it's cute.

Omg! Can we see this charter more please I love it❤❤

Bahaha I love this character! ❤️❌⭕️❤️

Awesome role play 😎😍

Nice flea market and fantastic asmr

Lmaoi love you for this ur the best :)

I think she needs a sequel, this video is so fitting right now 😁

Oh man! My parents had a video camera like that when I was a kid! So cool!

Loce your role plays !!!🌼🐅💘

The Gumby chalice. I want that in my life. :D

I hope you become a famous actress someday. So good

I’m from the year 2020 we need this character to continue on in a new roleplay

This rp reminded me so much of Harvest. Speaking of I would really like to meet Harvest's mom and have her like showing Harvest up in so many ways. Or have Harvest at a family reunion

The sweatshirt 😂

Thank you for this

“It’s an owl, and he’s got these daaaangly feet. It’s like his legs are broken!”