"Its always the window. CAN'T YOU USE THE FRONT DOOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!?! DON'T YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE IT IS TO FIX THAT WINDOW EVERY TIME YOU DO THIS!?!"

“Is that a ray gun in your pants or are you just happy to see m- OH GOD IT’S A RAY GUN”

“I was never a villain! But you hero’s keep bragging my windows so I have to do crime to afford the repairs!”

Hero:(Crash) Villain I need to talk to you its urgent! Me:(looks back and forth between cereal and hero)… do you mind I’m in the middle of breakfast.

When "I" said that "I" needed one condition, I thought that it was going to be "Fix my window/wall"

Hero: “I need a favor” Villain: *pinches bridge of nose* “Demons below give me strength, WHAT?! For goodness sake you do this every week! I just wanna tinker in peace and now you’re bashing down my door for this shit in the middle of breakfast!”

“OY! ITS CALLED A DOOR YA NOB!”

Hero: why aren’t you letting me leave? Me: BECAUSE YOU DESTROYED MY WALL

"I'm not here to fight, I swear!" "Okay, but you're paying for the wall." Lol, thanks for the audio, Laika.

Hero: *breaks window* Villain: I JUST REPAIRED THAT!!!

Hero: *break window* Me: “enough of the wall I have a door”

Hero: **crashes through a window** Me: "The Towers incident was a mistake, I SWEAR- oh, it's you. Nothing. I said nothing. You pay for window, those are very expensive. Just like the windows in... the... the Towers..."

The crash sound effect was loud af, kinda hurt my ears. But I starting laughing so hard because I could picture the whole event in my head lol.

Very entertaining. When I heard the wall crash, I thought about the mass amount of money I'd have to pay for repairs. And then I thought about how instead of the spoon, my first choice would have been the laser gun in my pajamas.

Her: villains we thought were weak and pathetic started becoming a problem after you died. Me: I see. I know what happened my death created a power vacuum with multiple villains tried to fill the vacuum let behind by my demise. You see this thing all the time when big mob bosses are killed it happened with Capone, Escobar, and it will happen again with others. I am surprised that you heroes did not know this. Maybe you should invest in a few courses on how to properly dismantle organized crime.

You left a few outtakes in. Good scenario though.

I find it funny when little bloopers and retakes slip through editing

The sound at the end scared the living shit outta me 😭😭

so here I am high as a kite Volume all the way WHAT THE HELL JUST JUMPSCARED ME 😭

D'awwwww. The Hero the city needs

DUDE THE DOOR WAS OPEN!

Looks like we are going to have to get our hands dirty and take care of Villains the old fashioned way!

bro she broke in to our house and basically said i need help they ruined our wall and they call us the villain

You being an idiot*chuckles* it works everytime lol love it ❤

First audio of yours I have listened to, this was fantastic!! Great work!!✨

Incredible audio, you did amazing! Loved it! From your acting, voice and sfx, everything's perfect! Thank u for this lovely fill, Miss Hero! XD

I like to think the villain is like Doctor Doom, so he's totally unfazed when the hero smashes through the window, he's just like "may i please finish my breakfast at least"

I just want to eat my damn breakfast than this happened. That’s it, I’m moving to fucking gothem!!

Came back when I was ACTUALLY eating breakfast so I could have the same energy as the villain in this audio. Also, thinking about this audio and how the listener is THE WORST VILLAIN makes you question the amount of evil schemes they’ve came up with to have such a reputation for themselves that the heroes want them put into a casket. It’s also interesting to note about the power vacuum theory. Where there isn’t evil, new evil would come to take it’s place and the listener FILLS that power vacuum by being able to single-handedly make all the other villains piss themselves scared to a point where they instantly fall in line. Without this listener, we know what happens in that time frame and it’s not good so their entire existence is indeed keeping the city safe as long as they keep getting defeated over and over again. I bet after this, the villain listener becomes some sort of a final test villain to newbie heroes that are just graduating and getting their foot in the door.

Love it😊😊😊

"Haaa mondays, i hate mondays"

2:26 Hero: "Why aren't you letting me leave?" VL: *Points at human-sized hole in wall* "You see that? That's called you being a dumbass; either you pay for the damages, or I'm going to throw hands. I enjoy my privacy, and having some spandex-wearing girlscout with a cape barge into my dining room, break my wall, and annoy me while I'm eating breakfast in my pajama is anything but private. So, could you please just pay for my damn wall, say what you need to say, and get out of my house?"

But now that the villain knows the heroes what to kill them , they could rob the bank anyway , but have a plan in place to stop the heroes from killing them .

Hero: *crashes in to tell me something urgent* Me: man, what the FUCK! THE ONLY TIME I HAD BREAKS TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE AND THIS PENDEJA RUINE- *deep breath* girl, I love you, but can you PLEASE let me at least eat breakfast?!

Hero: *breaks through the wall* Me: do you know there’s a thing called a front door did your mum wire your wrong or were you always like that cause you certainly fit it (btw that was a roast)

3:56 Side effect if time travel. You looped once. 😅

Ok what the hell did we do to make the hero’s want to kill us

Is there a part 2

Ngl im way too petty as a person to have just one date i would need atleast 5 because that my lucky number

ITS ALWAYS THE WINDOW WHY CANT U SEE A FUCKING DOOR AND U COULD JUST COME TO THE DOOR AND OPEN THE DOOR AND COME IN AND CLOSE IT ITS NOT THAT HARD

this is the fifth god damn time this month....and my 70" plasma wide screen TV.....yeah almost like my wellness to fill graveyards worked a hell of a lot better then punching in damn head and then jail.

Great audio but I think some outtakes were left in lol. Still, awesome audio!

Can we get a part two?

You're not goin anywhere until you fix my wall and clean up your mess otherwise i'm going to show you who yo daddy is and why i'm the greatest threat not only to the city but the world.