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OMG I completely forgot about those 90’s chain mail scams...until now 😅😅 guilty 🙄

Isaac, you dont need to do em like that or they'll send you a mythical rock to curse your boners 'till the end of time!

What street did you grow up in? Mothers maiden name? All the other phishing questions.

Get em !

Same

I’m a Cancer, and my sister saw all the memes with astrology signs on Facebook and cancer got the ass end of every pull, so yes, fuck astrology

I am Virgo and I saw a girl saying all Virgo men should die and burn in hell. I am not offended I just feel sad for these bums

I'm a capricorn, no one ever called me evil, I'm lucky to live in the middle of nowhere where no annoying girls reside

Well that sucks, I heard Capricorns were great people. I have a friend that's one and we kinda click. We disagree on certain things but we cool for the most part. But I don't believe in that Astrology bizz, I prefer Astronomy.

Well Venus has a lot of gas it may have sparked some ideas

@@Crobian oh no here we go

Stalin: write that down.

Best joke

are you buttering his field?

"Typical Taurus"

So wait how does the star sign marteriki which I think not 100% sure but remember someone telling me that somehow marteriki and the logo for Subaru are connected but how do marteriki compare to all these star signs, just curious 🤔

@@themeiafy tropical tyrannosaurus

Season 1, Episode 1 👍 & was the EXACT statement that went through my mind watching this video 😂

​@@themeiafyz0diac signs not just wrong bcz it's d£mon1c but bcz it's based on false stuff! they're not 12 z0diac and all the placements we know are false and they're not equally d1stributed they found out ♍ lasts for 45 days and♏ lasts only a week 🚀sa literally exp0sed everything! So all we know about zodiacs is fals3

Kids get dumped too?😁

Happened to me as well

I thought having water is "cleansing".

Mate if that's her mentality you should be thankful you got out of that situation

Hey depreso boi

Spacists, if you will

Planetribilsim,even

@@yarlodek5842 yes.

I take it a bit further I call it “ancient Mesopotamian space racism” close but the ancient Mesopotamian part give it a nice kick

That’s exactly what they are

Old gold

Of course I know about Orion’s belt. It holds up Orion’s pants

@@bennu547 and i thought it couldn't get any worse i applaud you

@jack saunders I’m glad I can lower your expectations. Know what won’t be lowered? Orion’s pants because he has his belt holdin’ em up

Do you know why you can't see Orion's legs? Because Orion's belt is holding up his pants keeping you from seeing it

ah yes my personal favourite planet the moon.

@@samchester6806 Ooh They recently found life on the sun.

@@samchester6806 mine is cheddar

Even 3rd graders know that sun and moon isn't a planet

@hello there well you were 6, this girl looks around 23

Precisely. Also love your profile pic. :)

Or gives you time to think of creative ways to make fun of them

"Ah yes, I now know to entirely distrust this person's judgement."

Ditto with the people who openly espouse social justice.

Oh, and (of course) with the flat-earthers.

Exactly.

Let me guess ur gen z 😂😂 dawg lmao

maybe u dodged a bullet

damn thats tough man

So have I many times. Are you a Gemini as well? As the other person said, maybe you dodged a bullet. I know I did haha

@@oli7503 forusre he did

Yeah pretty true

Imagine denying the fact the moon effects the tide and ignoring the fact we are 60%+ water

@@Snuqls The moon affects the tides on earth due to the gravitational pull that the moon exerts on earth. So there here is a scientific explanation for that occurrence unlike retrograde Mercury having an effect on your personality/behaviour on earth.

Cue cuckoo clock sound

🤦‍♀️ if the girl chooses to cheat but claims to be the effect of Mercury retrograde. Sorry, that becomes the choice of her desire of lust.

Dude that sounds like something a caveman would say

someone under cancer wouldn't do that! they'd just join Antifa and buy a fidget spinner... and then break your leg and bit your TV

my doctor called me cancerous too

@@baileysmith4744 holy crap that was fast

“I can’t help it I’m a Scorpio”

I can't believe you bit my TV

Exactly. This is bogus. I wish I didn’t grow up in a generation where most people are stupid enough to believe this stuff. We’ve gone away from flat earth and moved to something even worse

@@13_cmi flat earth society, anti vaxxers, anti maskers, and now this? man, people suck. i wanna go to canada

Friendly to Noone, Positive about nothing...and is paranoia considered cautious?

@@joshuaslawson9125 Just sent a political opponent to the gulag omg i’m such a sagittarius

@@2100Tzali I mean how else were they going to get employed in this economy, *gasp* maybe I should send more people to the gulag then they would be #winning.

He sure was cautious about letting the German's into the motherland

The last one still kinda relates... Kinda...

this is exactly what it is

@@GabrielleTollerson pretty much. I do have a gold ring with a Ruby on my left index finger cause the Ruby represents the month I was born in. It's basically a birthstone but red seems to be one of my favorite colors. It has nothing to do with astrology but rather month of birth. That seems to make much more sense than this dribble this chick seems to be spewing all over the internet. Those who let their lives be guided by astrology are some of the most ignorant people you could ever probably meet.

It isn’t my fault I brutally murdered those children, my personal planet moved 2 centimetres!

@@cypherriser7477 lol

@@cypherriser7477 that's how they sound!!

Together we can stop this!

👏🤣👏🤣👏🤣

@BOOBS I believe it's every 59 seconds

In Sweden, crime is illegal.

@@totallynotfake1878 Please, spread the word

Worse than our sun. It's based on the relative position of our solar system, and Earth within it, as well as other planets I think, to other suns many hundreds, even thousands, millions, billions, of light years away, which actually may no longer exist by the time their light has reached our eyes.

Yeah. Not dating someone simply because they were born at this X month. It's bloody shallow.

Other stupid shit people believe in is blood personality types. Yes this is a thing. In Japan some employers will hire or sack you based on your blood type, if your an O+ it means your hardworking or someshit and B- means your argumentative. I feel stupid people make up more stupid shit to cope in a world that fundamentally scares them so they find some copium to help them make decisions.

My friend’s best friend ditched him because of that bullshit

@@Marth667 blood types is even worse IMO. At least astrology was developed during the bronze age, perhaps even before then, at a time when most of the world's religions were also developed. A time before scientific understanding of the world, and people. Blood types are a relatively modern discovery, with the first human blood type described in 1900, basically during a modern scientific era.

Read my name

Astrology is such a female thing.

Doesn’t effect everyone and they have no idea what they are talking about.

@@stephenshelton4267 I wonder why pseudo-science seems to appeal to women more than men. Is it something to do with how women tend to be stay-at-home housewives with too much time on their hands? Because they're more preoccupied with their health, and are therefore more likely to experiment with ideas? Regardless, anyone is susceptible to believing this shit, it should be discouraged at every possible opportunity.

I know right 😆🤣

Yah it's the most stupid thing I ever seen

Me too

Absolute sigma

Fax 👏

George Costanza 👍🏻

Thats fucking perfect.

You must of been a native speaker to make such blatant mistake

@@YounesLayachi haha. Have* It got me too. My missus says "of" and occasionally I'll go on a rant (like just now apparently in typing this very comment) about it. What I'll do - and it's not easy - is replace the word "of" with "have" for the next few hours. Ultimate gear grinder for her... which is a shame, because it's almost as though that's EXACTLY MY WHOLE POINT! Haha. It's in jest, and the whole ordeal gets us both chuckling etc, but the point stands. Everyone who is everyone makes typo's, grammatical errors, and punctuation fails...BUT! For some reason should "of" kills me. A great one I do is she'll ask how many of something I want, and I'll reply "I'll of three have them, and one have those"

@Carrotsalesman you must be fun at parties. You do realize that most times people say 'must of' or 'Should of' or whatever, what they are actually saying is 'Must've or should've'? So by correcting them in conversation like that makes you seem not only a bit pretentious, but also wrong. Granted, in a typed conversation like in this case, you aren't wrong, but it was still a bit pretentious for you to go on and that entire rant because someone used a word wrong in a single sentence that doesn't really matter.

LOL

Literally Hitler in 1939

😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😆😆😆😆

@@steves5527 true

Gas and rock mixed with a little emf/electricity

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Christians- no those aren’t planets those do not exist. God only made earth there are no other planets only what god made in 7 days 4,000 years ago

all 3 of them are ignorant beliefs

There was a one flat earth convention (probably the FE convention in Ohio) that also supported astrology as an acceptable belief People's delusion is just mind blowing

How do you say fuck venus in polish 🤣

@@andrewdornan587 pieprzyć Wenus

@@stevenhewes1990 Jebać Wenus would be more fitting, in my humble opinion.

@Basically I'm SchlorpingVenus made Hitler and Stalin invade Poland mate.

At this point Poland is used to it

Ooh that one

That's the only Zodiac I find interesting

LMAO

Underated comment lmfao

whoops I blew up an orphanage, sorry couldn't help it. Remember im a cancer lmao

I just clicked on #proudgrowernotshower and ironically KZfaq said "Nothing to see here" :o)

A wise man Carl Sagan was.

Here's one for you. Without Mars we'd immediately be pulled directly into the sun. Every atom matters

Ache Bwahs wtf are u on about mate? Mars wouldnt do shit if it disappeared! Where did u get that lie from!

Ache Bwahs Research before you type mate.

@@cuckletuckle659 An Astrophysicist at Swinburne University. You neen to check up on your physics 101 about gravity. Not being a smart ass mate. It's precise mathematics.

😂😂😂

Or someone who had 5 min of poophole exposed to the sunlight :D

@@z-em4612 , Best comment Ever! 🤣🤣🤣😎🤘

So you mean extremely funny and masculine?

As a gen z girl, I would never say that

@@fluffychooks5615 omg so your so special and different

@@fluffychooks5615 say what?

I would probably ask your BD and the year you're born and search it up myself (if we were friends). 😂 I don't take the zodiac seriously, but I like reading about it.

@@tahliarorie5433 haha, you think I'm a pick me girl 😅

"Sorry I'm an aquarium"

@@redofculture9502 sorry, I'm a Scorpio I can't control it, we just aren't compatible 🤓🤓🤓

@@redofculture9502 “sorry I’m a cornucopia”

“sorry, im an asparagus”

@@harryballshd sorry I'm an attack helicopter we don't match

Many people take it seriously, even our news channels brings up baba, right at breakfast time around 8 AM, to discuss about horoscope of that day

@@VijayThakurMD Just proves how divided up India really is...

Don't Indians base marital ceremonies & other dates deemed significant based on astrological "auspices"?

they've upgraded their workplaces, now they give these Astrological bullshit advice online

I know a girl that loves tarot cards. She spends a lot of time with them. I just like the designs on them, very pretty cards. Just useless.

WE ARE 60% WATER. THE MOON EFFECTS THE TIDES WHY WOULD IT NOT EFFECT US? DO YOU FORGET WE ARE MADE UP FROM NATURE.

@@Snuqls put a cup of water outsude during the night and see if the cup has waves..... obviously it won't

Witchcraft is a red ICBM

Hahaha!

And how ironic that Putin is a Libra - 'the scales' - yet is one of the most unbalanced people in the World.

Yeah it's totally not because he wants to revive the soviet union

Good pun

I'd really love to read that poem!

please show the poem

What happened next?

Because Aquarius is the water bearer. Wind and rain.

Ik, it makes 0 sense

Now they have attributes? Next up: forget Pokemon when you can have... ZODIMONS! Just like Pokemon but with 200% more star-linked bullshit and even less plot!

Aquarius is an air sign because it deals with ideas, information, thinking. And with the sharing of ideas and information with others, with the "group". As for the water bearer, that represents, is a symbol for, the pouring out of knowledge and information to others. In ancient times, people met at the well. That's where information about the village, about life, etc., was shared. A cup, or a vessel is a container, holding something which is given out to others.

@@lozzielou Going to be completely honest with you that literally sounds like we're pouring out water instead of air, I'm not a believer of assigned elements to star signs.

🤣🤣

That's an improper use of chakra. You're supposed to focus it though your feet to climb trees.

@@bottleoscotch8795 I prefer to focus it in the middle of my back until I get a tingly feeling.

@@bottleoscotch8795 Well that's pretty crappy and disgusting.

Nice try, Hillary.

When they meet? --Get out your torque wrench.... (You're gonna need it.) Because they've both got a screw lose! :-O

It creates a singularity that inglobe all the universe and restart it

it's a fuckin hilarious shitshow I'm sure! 😆

What happens when an astronomer and astrologer meet? The astrology brat gets proved wrong instantly but doesn’t accept it. That’s what all these people do. They’re too dumb to accept the truth.

Usually I say straight away I don’t even believe in planets and they literally don’t know what to say 😂 quite funny actually you can see their brains going crazy but nothing going on up there at the same time. Unless mercury is messing with their intelligence now too.

The REASONABLE ONE may you guide us

Gay

@@HazelEyes420. No you.

Agreed dude, I look into traditional Astrology as a hobby but the people on Instagram and Tik Tok have given it such a bad reputation like the ‘Astrologers’ in the 90’s sending chain scam emails. Each to their own though :)

@@lordweeb8928 🤷‍♀️

I don’t think she understands how astrophysics work or orbital mechanics

@@WinterB312 Or Copernicus

@@michaelmorrismorris6113 that’s a given

Uhhh.... Our sun orbits the centre of the Milky Way Galaxy....

@@anonymouscitizen6769 you are correct on that

Yes, astrology is a cap but u shouldn't hat3 ur sister though

I saw a trait once that was “you don’t like know it alls”

“You’re so goal oriented and ambitious” 😂😂😂

Best comment ever

Oh im a shadow scale

The sign of the Steed gives me that boost i need to haul my booty to the nearest tavern.

"In a videogame, right!" "..." "In a videogame, right?"

Since I consistently use my melee skills, I would benefit more from the Mage Star Sign so my restoration can level up more quickly. :)

My Mother has a friend who GENUINELY believes she can tell you what you were in your last life, and her husband believes carrot juice cures cancer. There's some mental people in the world.

Now you can absolutely influence yourself by saying to yourself you believe something [about yourself] to be true... But this... This is not how you do it... and you can be negative about it. But yeah writing in lipstick on a mirror... That ain't it chief.

Well I guess writing something on a mirror like “I’m gonna nail this interview!” in lipstick (for some reason) is technically influencing yourself positively. Like a reminder to think positive. I guess that could technically count

Conned...

It's pure probability and trickery.

Lol what.

@@eddymontero6658 i think it was sarcasm

And she said that the inner planets orbit the sun. So the sun orbits the sun?

wow, new! a scientist against astrology! never doubt a scientist.... the only scientific thing is to blindly trust new methods, and despise old ones no?

How are twins/siblings raised in the same environment different if that's your argument? It's not just environment. We're multifaceted. We are the sum of nature, nurture, and our experiences

Ah! but this person who quoted this failed to realise that each person has a Soul. The Soul is the higher Self on the Higher Mental plane. It is the Soul that enlivens each person. Each Soul is individual and has a certain level of consciousness, some are more evolved than others. How personalities and Souls work with the energies-described in astrology- is their free will of choice and the resulting karma-positive or negative.

@@barnowl5774 each person has a soul yes... And it because we are spiritual being yes... But astrology and karma has nothing to do with it.

@Corpse Eater lmao trying to study the metaphysical and supernatural has never worked for scientists because the soul is not a physical thing that has weight and mass it just is, that is why they just avoid trying to prove or disprove the existence of God among other things... Also yes we do have a soul, where do you think our consciousness comes from? Because your brain is just nothing but electrical signals firing off, as scientists would say. Also I know of plenty of anecdotal but still stories of people who have died and they have seen heaven and were told it is not their time yet... Others view significant things, a friend of mine had died for three minutes and he saw a tree. But all of them describe the same thing, a strange feeling of peace washing over them, and I have experienced and others have experienced the feeling of the Holy Spirit washing over them and it is hard to describe but it was like both peace and waves were crashing over me. Now let me ask you, did Jesus rise from the dead? And if not why not, and don't give me the circular logic of oh people can't rise from the dead, even though in the bible are historical accounts of people rising from the dead.

You and vodka go really good together. Vodka is born in oktober btw.