Bill Burr's Guide to Driving Etiquette: Season 1 Compilation

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Bill Burr's Guide to Driving Etiquette: Season 1 Compilation

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To celebrate the first season of Bill Burr's Guide to Driving Etiquette, we put together every single episode into one supercut compilation. Relive all of Bill's epic rants and road rages in this comp.
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@DaveChurchill 5 жыл бұрын

"Comedians in Cars Getting Angry"

@SENATORPAIN1 5 жыл бұрын

yeh this is better then every episode of jerrys slop.

@speci8745 5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@drmantistoboggan2870 5 жыл бұрын

Fucking top notch comment

@TheWiktorable 5 жыл бұрын

@@SENATORPAIN1 The one with Bill was pretty good.

@nunyabusiness896 5 жыл бұрын

First guest: Adam Carolla

@Low.Key.Music01 5 жыл бұрын

I need Bill Burr to voice the directions in my GPS

@JM-fo1te 5 жыл бұрын

*Take a left, ya fuck*

@lucrative6477 5 жыл бұрын

Oh great, a fucking accident ahead.

@derekbest9703 5 жыл бұрын

Go fuck yourself, and do a U turn when possible.

@lemuelseale1640 5 жыл бұрын

Aw great you shithead u missed your turn, thats right make a uturn ya fairy 😂

@lemuelseale1640 5 жыл бұрын

herminio meneses i would pay good money for that

@FalconPunch1978 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr road raging for 40 min? Yeah I'll watch that.

@monkadelic13 5 жыл бұрын

way better than stage rage

@thewargimp 5 жыл бұрын

He's so funny. Yet, truthful. People are fucking idiots, some not all

@eatmywords4373 5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure that's what his whole management team thought too🤣

@rondohunter8966 5 жыл бұрын

@@monkadelic13 How did come up with this? A elderly stranger walking down the sidewalk and Bill goes "Look at that guy. Tell me he didn't know where Whitey Bulger was." LMAO!

@-m4nGo- 5 жыл бұрын

I'm in 1:20 minutes, Then I started clapping my hands like a fucking seal.

@dirks4093 Жыл бұрын

2:05: "I don't want to hit you, but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option." 😂🤣

@camerondavis731 Жыл бұрын

That took me out. He says stuff that I think, but just don’t say. It’s crazy.

@diggarsa8614 2 жыл бұрын

Lmao Bill is exactly me when I drive. Logical yet apologetic 😂

@nofriendszone711 2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jacobdehaan4114 Жыл бұрын

Lol. Same here. I am so fucking impatient on the road

@m.hauks.6939 Жыл бұрын

Yeah haha 😂😂😂so true

@thomasnelson5758 7 ай бұрын

'apoplectic' is an even better descriptor for Bill 😂

@jamesf931 4 ай бұрын

It’s almost as if I’m watching myself!

@ShiggyMiyamo 4 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting yelled at on the road and seeing that it's Bill Burr. Lmao

@dannyr333 4 жыл бұрын

I'd pack it in for the day and just be like everything I wanted to do today got done bill burr is a funny dude

@Zetsuke4 4 жыл бұрын

lol it's me

@minkrobeII 4 жыл бұрын

I road raged at my teacher and when we both recognized each other we started laughing

@hanswurst6742 4 жыл бұрын

I won't, cause I'm not a shitty driver, like most of the people. I 100% agree with the guy

@sharkcity9291 4 жыл бұрын

@@minkrobeII awesome 🤣

@garagoles 3 жыл бұрын

bill is such a paradox. he is the angriest and nicest person at the same time.

@gsilva9887 2 жыл бұрын

To be fair angriest and nicest aren't really mutually exclusive

@snowfalleon7629 2 жыл бұрын

I notoced he's hiding his anger from everyone but the viewers.

@jonathanjollimore7156 2 жыл бұрын

That's the trick he vents the anger so it's doesn't all come out in one massive eruption all at once ;)

@ScreamingEagleFTW 2 жыл бұрын

thats the typical middle age, straight, white male . That pretty much sums up our demographic right there. Ever see Gran Torino?

@ScreamingEagleFTW 2 жыл бұрын

@RJ Cox angry white man. we are pissed off because of the stupidity that is causing everyone so much misery but nobody will listen to us and the solutions are simple. but if someone needs help we are the first to reach out a hand of compassion. go watch gran torino.

@notjoe_ 2 жыл бұрын

"Even when they're a douche you still wave. Stops them from taking the gun out of their fucking glove box." He never fails to make me laugh, love ya Bill

@commentcomment3701 2 жыл бұрын

Bill is really a sensitive guy, he thinks about everyone and everything. Truthful And yet funny as hell 🤣 Can't get enough of him

@The_Infamous_Boogyman Жыл бұрын

Does he think ab how orange his face is compared to his super white ass neck and arms? He's not always right. He's great, but he fucks up.

@samuraimidgetsquad 4 жыл бұрын

I like how Bill Burr simply just driving while saying what's on his mind is better than 85% of today's stand-up specials.

@johnfisher8401 4 жыл бұрын

samuraimidgetsquad I mean he also knows hes supposed to be entertaining during this so hed make jokes more often than just driving around without cameras on

@reinforcedpenisstem 3 жыл бұрын

Not 86%?

@CannibalOX99 3 жыл бұрын

@@reinforcedpenisstem 82% ......I calculated the specifics

@chromeinox 3 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is one of my all-time favorites, but he doesn't take up 15% of stand-up specials, so who are the other comedians you like?

@nofxdude89 2 жыл бұрын

I'd say it's closer to 95% ha!

@skymanross 5 жыл бұрын

"Half of the homeless people out here just got sick of driving. Just pulled over and said the hell with it"

@Billsfans34 5 жыл бұрын

Do you remember the timestamp on this one?

@codycampbell2324 5 жыл бұрын

@@Billsfans34 7:24

@CresProductions 5 жыл бұрын

I fucking died right there

@DogSpeak 5 жыл бұрын

"They even clean up after themselves"

@Richard-Espanol 4 жыл бұрын

Legit laughed out loud on the bus

@michaelnizza414 2 жыл бұрын

I want a personal driver who acts just like this guy.

@BankFraud 2 жыл бұрын

Where do I send my application?

@LFSPharaoh Жыл бұрын

I got u

@texasfossilguy Жыл бұрын

I can. This is pretty much how I am lol

@willdwyer2167 2 жыл бұрын

Man all dads around Bill's age really are the exact same. A blend of courtesy and untethered rage.

@gerhardvaneeden5615 Жыл бұрын

And not just in the US. I'm a South African (dad), and I relate to this video SO MUCH! Maybe we get pissed off because a) there are so many more cars on the roads these days, and b) we've had so many years to perfect our driving, and we can't understand that others are so bad at it.

@tillumscreekgeneralstore2499 Жыл бұрын

All comes down to respect. Respect received translates to respect given.

@RyanM-ke2gu Жыл бұрын

It's hard for people today to understand that respect is earned, never deserved.

@dan.......... 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr has a pretty bad temper, no denying it, but you can tell he is a very good considerate guy, with a big heart

@weirdpeopleonearth69 5 жыл бұрын

chaotic good

@tsgillespiejr 5 жыл бұрын

@@weirdpeopleonearth69 Ah, you beat me to it!

@nunyabusiness896 5 жыл бұрын

That's why he's so mad: his good nature isn't reciprocated.

@ScreamingEagleFTW 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr is the classic angry white man. Do you know why they are angry? Because they give a damn thats why. Do you know why America is the Greatest Nation on Earth? Because angry white men give a damn. There I said it. When we are gone, this country will turn into a 3rd world shithole.

@RumpWax 5 жыл бұрын

i can relate

@CrapLuckSimon 5 жыл бұрын

"WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!" "oh that was my fault..." Every time i get behind the wheel.

@brenobacci 4 жыл бұрын

That was a perfect example of road rage insanity. The follow-up with the self-reflection about racism against the bus driver was brilliant, and shows why Bill is deep down a good guy. Despite being from Boston. :D

@GeneralCane 4 жыл бұрын

"GET OUT THERE. That guy did nothing wrong."

@laika6661 2 жыл бұрын

Ever since I watched this, I've gotten into the habit of looking into my rear view every time I take left to make sure the guy behind me also made it. It always makes me feel good when they do.

@quads4life1 Жыл бұрын

I've done this for a while. I'm glad to know there are other's.

@redbeard365 Жыл бұрын

"Wait, am I the problem? I think I'm the problem." LOL. This guy is gold.

@caesarplaysgames 4 жыл бұрын

“Look at this, LOOK AT THIS!” “She’s pretty though right, you can’t get mad.”

@zenoobi6144 4 жыл бұрын

i paused the video and i swear to god that is just a dude with long hair

@benjamies4136 2 жыл бұрын

I love how he is just a total contradiction, complains about something and immediately does it. Passing by that green bus on the right was hilarious

@beckjohnson6663 2 жыл бұрын

I thought I was an overly angry driver until I watched this and realized that Bill Burr and I have the exact same driving opinions

@dickxonfernando90 5 жыл бұрын

"LOOK AT THIS!! LOOK AT THIS!!! shes pretty tho, right? You cant be mad at her"

@BehradDavoudi 5 жыл бұрын

Dickxon F ok this was weird as soon as i read this comment he said it holyshit

@Gardureth 5 жыл бұрын

Its one way drive fockhooooo hahaha im like Bill :P

@sj0nnie 5 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@nR00R 5 жыл бұрын

@@sj0nnie 1:52

@slobodanlang7135 5 жыл бұрын

You take a north-easterner, an Irish Bostonian (which he's got to be) and put him over in California, you get what you get. I had a New Yorker as a co-worker that was half-Italian and it was the same ol' sh*t, and I loved it! (I'm an Okie from a country culture so it was even better).

@godofplumbing 4 жыл бұрын

If I passed Bill Burr driving, I'd cut him off just to hear him yell at me.

@markian788 4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

@scarecrow6741 4 жыл бұрын

@@markian788 Bill drives like shit, but he does understand the rules pretty good. haha.

@FriezaSucks 4 жыл бұрын

You're messing with powers you don't want to mess with, you mad lad lmao!

@cat9448 3 жыл бұрын

As you pass, yell out to ask him where hes going to and why

@kobeleonard9484 3 жыл бұрын

@@cat9448 *shouts into cupped hands* WHY YOU GOING TO INDIANAPOLIS BILLLLLL?!?!?!?!?!?!?

@laus7504 2 жыл бұрын

"You beep at them and they don't understand why. Probably bc they can't hear the thoughts in my head." LOL

@frankenoise Жыл бұрын

I legit got a dashcam not for other vehicles but for cyclists and pedestrians. Bill is sooo right.

@WTG194 5 жыл бұрын

they should make this mandatory viewing before getting your license

@BrettonFerguson 4 жыл бұрын

People should watch a vehicle extrication or two before getting their licenses.

@BrettonFerguson 4 жыл бұрын

Here is one. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qqiZatRpmt-vp6M.html

@kenhiett5266 4 жыл бұрын

The only problem with your idea is that Bill is a terrible driver. Did you watch the video?

@hardcyd3r 4 жыл бұрын

@@kenhiett5266 ahem, THATS THE JOKE

@anitabonghit7606 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao imagine the questions on the exam "What are the rules of bike riding in LA" Answer "Get the fuck over I'm in a car you fuck!"

@johnrobichaud1983 5 жыл бұрын

"What can I say I'm a dreamer" -Bill Burr

@slobodanlang7135 5 жыл бұрын

lmao!

@NunoLisboa19 5 жыл бұрын

I was expecting him to say "I'm a dreaaaamah"

@nixbronowski5822 5 жыл бұрын

brilliant

@Chalupafatty 3 ай бұрын

The funniest fuckin part of the whole video by far! You get to see his crazy smile, right before you KNOW he’s going to go psychotic on some little thing lol Love Bill! And he’s insanely good live!

@veronicagonzalez1745 Жыл бұрын

“ somebody should be over, turned, and on fire up here.” LOL

@locomotiveproductions Жыл бұрын

I actually drive like Bill Burr. Everything is so accurate and my short temper, this makes me laugh tears

@guitarhero1777 4 жыл бұрын

So this is why Bill Burr is learning to fly a helicopter

@resilient4637 4 жыл бұрын

He's the next road trip hippie, get outta the way coming through.

@rondohunter8966 4 жыл бұрын

When I heard him talking about taking helicopter flying lessons my respect went way up for him. He's a great comedian so I imagine he's not waiting around for work. He makes time to take lessons to fly a chopper. Pushing the danger zone but hey, more power to him. Really like the guy.

@JoeWisniewski 4 жыл бұрын

Doubt he'd pass IMSAFE. He grounds himself every time.

@brianwilkins5673 4 жыл бұрын

Joe Wisniewski There is no A(angry) in that checklist

@JoeWisniewski 4 жыл бұрын

@@brianwilkins5673 Angry isn't an Emotion?

@jml19221 4 жыл бұрын

"California homeless are just drivers that gave up on LA traffic" - Bill Burr

@jamescarlin569 3 жыл бұрын

best joke

@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love this. I would drive around with him all day, and hold the camera. That’s my life’s dream.

@truebluefilmsaustralia8143 2 жыл бұрын

This is absolutely gold. He's got to do more of this.🤣🤣🤣🤣

@heavymetalmusichead4969 5 жыл бұрын

"You're not supposed to do that. ... Unless you look both ways and there's not a cop."

@PhantomFilmAustralia 5 жыл бұрын

Joshua Crain Read your comment when he said it. Bang!

@sunset6958 5 жыл бұрын

@@PhantomFilmAustralia omg same

@jordan9604 5 жыл бұрын

No cop, no stop

@unuxon884 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't wanna hit ya... but the longer you stay out there it starts to feel like a good option."

@dinoradja242 4 жыл бұрын

A true lunatic

@itsokay7989 4 жыл бұрын

I always try to ride my bike, but the people calling themselves "cyclists" drive me up the hill. Two of them ride next to each other and block the lane. They don't give a shit, and even if you ring your little bell, they act like you've just broke the Geneva convention. It's worse when you're in a car. I literally had one tell me that cars don't belong on the road. The fucking gall.

@chandler1086 2 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr letting scooters lane filter telling him to live his dreams is the therapy i needed

@PR0M3TH3U5 2 жыл бұрын

Bill switching lanes on a solid line and calling that person a douche was peak comedy

@reddeadjournals1385 5 жыл бұрын

The truth, Bill didn't know there was cameras. This is just how Bill talks to himself when he's alone.

@wagman68 5 жыл бұрын

Nice plot twist, and honestly I'd be lying if I said I don't do the same thing

@maryjane-ip3tr 4 жыл бұрын

OMG!! That was such a funny comment. I can totally see that

@resilient4637 4 жыл бұрын

Thats because (wife) nobody else would listen to him.

@LastAvailableAlias 4 жыл бұрын

His throat is sore after ever drive

@EvilTwin123 4 жыл бұрын

He's a Bostonian...we ALL do that!

@TinaJackson 5 жыл бұрын

🤣 7:23 - "Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving...that's what it is...just pulled over and said, to hell with it."

@jameseason4475 4 жыл бұрын

i felt this way down, my commute strains me

@rudolf895 4 жыл бұрын

Man that had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

@CosmosGamingChannel 4 жыл бұрын

This was going to be my comment haha. Bill is a legend

@luckystars1632 4 жыл бұрын

LMAO. It’s even funnier when you’ve experienced LA traffic.

@eliasmanriquez7620 4 жыл бұрын

That shit had me dying 😂😂😂

@danielschiller6413 Жыл бұрын

omg you're killing me here! I lived in LA for 27 years and he sounds exactly like I did driving on the same roads. Bill is so damn funny! My favorite comedian!

@mrpudders Жыл бұрын

I agree with 100% of everything you’ve done and said!! It’s a great idea bill, people need to see this!!

@AbrahamLTobing 5 жыл бұрын

Girl texting in her car while driving. "Now, I would say something, but in today's climate, i would get busted for some sort of harassment" LOL

@BasedRoots 4 жыл бұрын

Omg he drives 100% exactly like me. He’ll get mad, then realize “ah shet I do that too...”

@martin09091989 4 жыл бұрын

Yea me too! Rageing for the same reasons and do the same things! 😡🤬😐😎😁

@timppaUT 3 жыл бұрын

Classical case of: Mouth faster than brains? :P

@oldrrocr 3 жыл бұрын

light turns yellow: first thing to do is look in your rearview mirror to see if the guy behind you intends to make the light too... then decide to step on the gas or not.

@NobodyUR 3 жыл бұрын

Yup, I have tourettes when I get behind the wheel 😬🤣

@drewteam6998 2 жыл бұрын

My spirit animal is Bill Burr. Never really watch much of him until this year. Why!!! I'm from New England and this man gets me! Says everything I'm saying in my car.

@1whoQuestions 2 жыл бұрын

This is awesome. I feel like I’m watching me driving. 😂😂😂

@dreamfury2351 4 жыл бұрын

"Half the homeless people out here just got sick of driving - That's what it is." "Just pulled right over and said, 'The hell with it.'" - Bill Burr

@reconx86 4 жыл бұрын

7:24

@cankitchourasia 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that one was hilarious!!!

@samker7758 2 жыл бұрын

Man, that caught me so off-guard, couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.

@SoCloseToToast 5 жыл бұрын

Bill taught me more about driving than my driving instructor

@EvilElmo81395 5 жыл бұрын

YOOOOO TOAST COMMENTED!!!!

@itsme-ho1nh 5 жыл бұрын

When make a U-turn, Bill: youre not supposed to do that, unless you look both ways, and you dont see a cop!

@atc 5 жыл бұрын

He'd be happy to hear that.

@_D_W_ 5 жыл бұрын

SoCloseToToast he’s saving lives! DMV needs to take some notes

@LazlowRave 5 жыл бұрын

@@_D_W_ My driving instructor was so dope that once I passed on the final, as long as safety wasn't an issue, 'do what you want and get us back to the school'. I however had a regional competition Sports Car Club of America license (SCCA) and was in my open wheel racers division. I leaned over and asked, 'have you ever done a hand brake park?... no? I got ya covered."

@mariawelsh3190 Жыл бұрын

I love this guy. He just makes my day a little less shittier.😊💜🙏

@EmarketOcean Жыл бұрын

You are the only comedian that can actually make me laugh out loud 😂at any time of the day, even when I wake up at 5 o’clock in the morning😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@iamtrollingu8588 4 жыл бұрын

People driving in left lane: "I have to turn left in 89 miles".

@JuanPabloContrerasC 3 жыл бұрын

i drive on the left lane cuz i like to go faster

@jamminout7671 3 жыл бұрын

it's better than hitting a red light in the right lane when you don't have to turn right and holding up everyone behind you with their blinker on

@dongloid 3 жыл бұрын

@@jamminout7671 Man that is the worst feeling

@zankishii9961 2 жыл бұрын

Bro you read my GODAMN soul!! And they can't even get in the right lane for 5 SECONDS for you to pass em

@erickruckenberg8716 4 жыл бұрын

"Go, live your dream! Go find love!" -Bill Burr

@sals780 2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Bill Burr I will watch anything you do thank you, please keep these coming they are awesome I'm sure everyone here agrees

@bandhunter21 2 жыл бұрын

"Playin your guitar solo infront of everyone that did ya wrong" 🤣🤣🤣

@christopherjongte865 2 жыл бұрын

I love how Bill just tries to keep his cool. And then all he needs is one teeny tiny pebble sized problem for him to go all out 😂😂😂😂

@David_Fellner 4 жыл бұрын

32:59 "Now, what I just did there: you're not supposed to do that! Unless you look both ways *and you don't see a cop."* Truly, words to drive by.

@elmerfudd1086 Жыл бұрын

OMG im laughing so hard. I see myself in so many of those stories. I sound just like you when I get behind the wheel.

@DAVADMDAVAD 2 жыл бұрын

I laughed out loud at Big Daddy Don Garlits. I grew up visiting Wisconsin's Dirty Dragstrip or Great Lake Dragway! "Where the great onessssss....Riiiiiide......"

@AJayAnswersYou 5 жыл бұрын

I'd rather watch 40 minutes of Bill Burr raging in traffic, than 2 minutes of The Kardashians.

@jimb7145 5 жыл бұрын

Amen to that my friend

@garyha2650 5 жыл бұрын

Danica Patrick 18:37

@AJayAnswersYou 5 жыл бұрын

@@garyha2650 Worst part. She is awful.

@AJayAnswersYou 4 жыл бұрын

@eddiewinehosen Haha, you'd be surprised how long I can go on. You will beg for a timeout.

@6monem 4 жыл бұрын

-knock knock -whos there -the kardashians -the kardashians who?

@FerrariTeddy 5 жыл бұрын

"I always jog in cross walks. I get across. I jog and I do the wave." That is proper street crossing. Not walking as slow as possible while texting without looking up.

@HatedJared 5 жыл бұрын

Nah. If I am walking and I'm the one sweating my ass off while you sit in a leather chair in air conditioning, you're the one that can wait.

@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 5 жыл бұрын

@@HatedJared ur suppose to walk at a good pace you pos also Nah is not a fucking word god you sound stupid as fuck when you say that are you black

@HatedJared 5 жыл бұрын

@@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 Nah is a verified scrabble word. So yes, it is a word. Merriam Webster has it defined as well. Maybe dont go around the internet calling people a POS, which actually isnt a word.

@Skippy0330 5 жыл бұрын

@@HatedJared so because you've done shit with your life, everyone has to revolve around you?

@evergreen- 5 жыл бұрын

Skippy0330, yes

@ScreamingEagleFTW 2 жыл бұрын

"anger is when you have expectations of other people" ya.. thats sounds pretty accurate.

@dinosoarmotorsports Жыл бұрын

This is my favorite video on the Internet, the whole of the Internet! MY FAVORITE!

@FatManJackson 5 жыл бұрын

I just watched some guy driving around in his car swearing and yelling for 40 minutes. And I loved it.

@shadowwin7272 5 жыл бұрын

Time well expended

@CLlJANO 5 жыл бұрын

That some guy will be your religion now

@shmutz6051 4 жыл бұрын

just like driving shotgun with dad

@tyleronearth 4 жыл бұрын

"I was looking up the history of garbage the other day." -Bill Burr

@cobraimploder 4 жыл бұрын

Well, Florida does have a rich history.

@fat_finger3696 Жыл бұрын

Bill Burr's thoughts is everybody's mindset when driving in Boston

@OrangeSunshine15 Жыл бұрын

entering the corner at 235 mph... lmao that's the best joke of this episode.

@h.c.parkeriv2747 5 жыл бұрын

39 minutes of Bill screaming in a car? Suhweeet.

@AndresGomez-ct7qb 5 жыл бұрын

I swear, ol' freckles losing his shit in rants and then heckling his own rants with put downs afterwards is one of the most entertaining things out there.

@Johnwilliams-th9hq 5 жыл бұрын

Andrés Gómez lmao

@MojoBonzo 5 жыл бұрын

thats his beauty... he is an asshole with awareness!

@aldoraine8459 2 жыл бұрын

I could watch this all day. Love this guy

@billstewart940 Жыл бұрын

this could be a recording of me driving, my spirit animal.

@Jayrock-ky2ky 4 жыл бұрын

“Lack of quick twitch muscle fiber” 😂

@wendel5868 4 жыл бұрын

A Trakks Do you have a link? I could swear I’ve seen all of Bill’s videos on KZfaq and never saw that one

@MrBoDiggety 4 жыл бұрын

"The other two white dudes slowly drift out of frame...." Love that bit!

@alexteeter6139 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrBoDiggety guys just hell bent on being fired!

@KennyMcCormick99 3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I was literally scrolling the comments and read yours right when he was saying this!! LOL 😆

@roejogan4374 4 жыл бұрын

Bill: I cant stand the way people drive Bill 5 mins later: *Proceeds to make a uturn in the middle of traffic 😂

@chucklemuchuckle2170 4 жыл бұрын

That is the best profile pic ever, even better with the name.

@heluxg 4 жыл бұрын

Fuck so true

@theriddlerUSA Жыл бұрын

Love your podcast. Bill Burr is one of my favorite comedians.

@moviebad109 2 жыл бұрын

Bill burr perfectly encapsulates my driving style. Considerate, and full of rage.

@juniorzoramac 4 жыл бұрын

"Why am i yelling? He cant hear me..." so true.

@commenterperson4481 4 жыл бұрын

It's therapeutic...

@zahidbalooshi 4 жыл бұрын

which is exactly we yell haha

@stephenmoore1541 2 жыл бұрын

Bill has a set of pipes on him, you never know, they could hear him.

@psytron939 2 жыл бұрын

Very freeing and helps you calm down

@lasutherland2 4 жыл бұрын

"Asshole won't let me over" -While trying to do an illegal lane change over a solid white line

@jletoniemetz 4 жыл бұрын

Legal in CA at least. If the fast lane has a solid white line it's usually a tolled express lane.

@Mrx-hg4st 4 жыл бұрын

@@jletoniemetz Meaning you cant cross the line until next exit, don't tell me you can cross it because I got ticketed for doing it.

@jletoniemetz 4 жыл бұрын

@@Mrx-hg4st hm, you're right, TIL

@allenwatson7734 4 жыл бұрын

Nope. It's legal in CA.

@ryangarner121 4 жыл бұрын

I know everywhere is different but for the freeways where I'm from you're a total jerk if you just signal and wait for someone to let you in. That's such a self important mentality. Here's the thing, where I live the signs always, always have 2.5 miles of warning before every exit. You can find your way through traffic wihtout slowing any other car down, as busy as it is, in 2.5 miles across 4 lanes of traffic. But the guy that wants to get over at the last second who didn't plan ahead and just signals. So a whole lane of traffic has to slow down to let you in because you didn't paln ahead. That's a self important problem. I'd be mad if I saw Bill signalling and just waiting for a whole lane of traffic to slow down to let him in because he didn't plan ahead and wanted to drive in faster left lane traffic until the last second. Outside of that, most of what he's mad about I agree with, It's being courteous. Favorite line, "I judge other people's parents by their driving."

@venkman7 2 жыл бұрын

Loved watching this! I wish he would do more!

@thenick06 Жыл бұрын

That was amazing. Literally narrating my brain 😂😂

@marcanthony4930 4 жыл бұрын

"I don't want to hit ya...but the longer you stay out there it feels like a good option! Laughing alone out loud and can't stop!

@gatorbait6851 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve never seen my entire driving life portrayed so accurately 😆 complete full conversations with myself including answering for the other driver that I’m yelling at lol

@apexnext Жыл бұрын

I'm guessing season 1 was the only season. I've driven around Indy, he's right about all of it. 😂 Thanks for 40mins of fun! 😁👍

@EarthToTheOtherSide Жыл бұрын

Hi Bill. I always knew I had other versions of me out there in other dimensions. After watching this episode I realized that there I am...right here in this dimension wearing a blue sweater...making something out of my frustrations. Lol! Thanks, me! Very entertaining! Much love, peace and blessings!! -John

@richardharder6499 4 жыл бұрын

"WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGGGG?!?!?!?" "oh.. he's trying to get over"

@vtr0104 2 жыл бұрын

The pass on the left really sold it too =)))

@MONDAY______ 5 жыл бұрын

*Season 2 better be Bill Burr's Guide to Flying Etiquette*

@Funkyphresh 5 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr in a Helicopter would be pretty entertaining.

@MONDAY______ 5 жыл бұрын

@@Funkyphresh He's a pilot, you know.

@Funkyphresh 5 жыл бұрын

@@MONDAY______ Airplane pilot or Helicopter pilot? There is a difference but no, I had no idea.

@Funkyphresh 5 жыл бұрын

@@MONDAY______ I only know him for his brilliance in comedy.

@MONDAY______ 5 жыл бұрын

@@Funkyphresh Helicopter.

@caleblauber1441 2 жыл бұрын

You are a friggin wise man because I agree w all your opinions & judgement of other drivers!

@claireris Жыл бұрын

Oh God I've been waiting for this all my life!! (Well, since after 16)

@mockthedude 5 жыл бұрын

Feels like one of those uber rides where you have 911 pre dialed

@LeftLaneDreams 5 жыл бұрын

Pussies...Bill Burr would be disgusted 😂

@2000dpdpdp 5 жыл бұрын

pussies

@LeftLaneDreams 5 жыл бұрын

Stoogs Touché, but @mockthedude is still a fucking pussy 😂

@2000dpdpdp 5 жыл бұрын

Stoogs 😭😭

@ericoliver1603 5 жыл бұрын

lol

@ryanroach8469 4 жыл бұрын

I love Bill Burr. He’s a very wise man who is very aware of his own anger issues and still has the compassion to try and rationalize other people’s ignorance. Good man

@Francesco-cj3oi 2 жыл бұрын

He did exactly what I do, yelled like a maniac, then realized I was the one making mistakes, and just laugh at myself

@lorenza2589 2 жыл бұрын

Out here in Japan, we’ve got no janitors. After recess we clean up trash, it’s part of our day. 🙏🏼

@sublime88sublime 4 жыл бұрын

This is literally just your average guy from Boston's dialogue when they run to Dunkin's for an iced coffee.

@echofoxtrot2.051 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Someone who understands how to drive. Most people saying he's angry...and they're clearly not from Boston. I'm from NY, but work in Boston so I get the combo superpower of non-stop swearing and 2 accents 😂

@averywhitecotton5393 2 жыл бұрын

It must be an intimidating iced coffee.

@nofriendszone711 2 жыл бұрын

@@averywhitecotton5393 just your average guy running from an iced coffee

@daveidmarx8296 2 жыл бұрын

I noticed that most successful Bostonians move to California rather than NYC. Is their hatred of NY that deep-rooted I wonder?

@sublime88sublime 2 жыл бұрын

@@daveidmarx8296 no we don’t hate the city itself, we just hate the Yankees. I would guess they move out west for the weather.

@glorious_help 5 жыл бұрын

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED 40 MINUTES OF SOMEONE DRIVING...

@Bad4bizbrad 5 жыл бұрын

This ain't just 'someone'. This BILLY BADASS!!

@manfredschmalbach9023 5 жыл бұрын

.... 40 minutes of someone complaining in the most fucking hilarious way while driving. 😂

@SirGeorge53 5 жыл бұрын

Danica! That's FAP worthy.

@maxcentral 5 жыл бұрын

Was thinking the same thing...just woke up on a Saturday afternoon. Haha man love Bill Burr!

@giannismalkavian369 Жыл бұрын

I live in Greece and currently, I live in Athens! Half of our little population is in this chaotic city! EVERY DAY I do this, I drive angry, I beep the horn, shout and talk to myself all the time! My co-passengers get crazy! I see now I'm not alone! Thank you Bill Burr!

@mgabbard Жыл бұрын

Passing the green bus on the right while he's trying to get over with Bill yelling at him and realizing he's being a total hypocrite and owning it. I love Bill!