Yeah how easy would it be to have the entire audience turn against you with this set

That is very well said. Great delivery in fact.

and dont give a f of the outcome because it cant "hurt" you :D

You can always joke about absolutely everything no matter the delivery. Comedy has zero and should never have any limits regardless if someone is offended.

@@NobleNobbler absolutely zero. People that go see comedians know what is coming and Conan fans are comedy fans!

In a lot of different shows.

Facts

He’s right women do two things at the same time all the time

😊

I didnt get that one can you explain it to me ? thks

@@flykicksdj Oprah Winfrey’s first show was very much a slapstick comedy / vulgar reality TV sort of show that, as Bill said, included midgets

@@GraniteStateofMind I remember those midgets on her show.

@@flykicksdj Think Jerry Springer but with midgets. No joke.

I loved that he called out Oprah.

It sounds like the same guy too lol.

This was way funnier than you intended it to be

It's a cue for other people in the audience to laugh.

With Bill Burr I'm probably that guy

“Insert Mike Tyson laughing meme”

The one guy with the utterly evil laughter after that line is amazing.

@@newmanwolfry1630 the one guy? You mean Andy Richter?

Andy does keep a solid laughter and proceeds with follow up questions… he may be plotting 🧐

complete with evil hand rubbing and chuckling

No matter how many times I hear that bit and the one about the gorilla, I always laugh

Sure the ammount of What what what and the mountain of hypocrisy on parts of the clip really show that.

The 907 consecutive "wait, what!?" he said while Bill was trying to get through a bit at 15:50 was a tad annoying but yeah, otherwise, he's great.

Conan is a master of playing the underdog. He went to Mexico with a cardboard 'trump build the wall' box and asked for donations on the street. The reactions were priceless, the guy who gave him the finger and then turned it upside down and plunged it into the box was the best.

2wings1bird. Very good point.

He did they same with Norm…rip

I counted 3 other saves in this clip as well. He’s genius

Bill Burr even talks in his shows about the effect of how putting certain words at the beginning of a sentence vs. at the end changes the whole acceptability and credibility of what’s being said.

I remember that!!

New top.. espec as it relates to describing someone’s ethnicity

​@@peterj.fallon4327 this Asian m'fer vs. This effing Asian guy!! 😅

How it should be

Comedians can do both no problem.

Great comedians make it look easy but it’s not. He works hard to make it look that easy. It doesn’t hurt that his IQ is off the charts.

“It’s not that she says that I’m a jerk, it’s just the nerve to be surprised” 😂😂😂😂

As much as I love Bill Burr, he frequently repeats his stories almost word for word. Doesn't make them less funny though.

Him, Timothy Olyphant and Jeff Goldblum are the best

You should watch some of the times Norm MacDonald was on Conan

Z N exactly

Him and Norm Macdonald

Bill Hader's Schwarzenegger impression beats it I think

And as someone who has Sarcoma, I myself know for a fact I wouldn't want the world pitying me every event. There's a time and place for everything. RIP to your friend and father.

😢😢😢

Here! Here!

Same.. and it’s like wtf am I gonna do about cancer? My family could barely afford the treatment without going bankrupt. How am I going to stop cancer?

It's for entitled fucks that have never felt sorrow in their lives.

My roommate doesn't think so. Sounds fun in theory, but not everyone can handle the hateful comedy 24/7.

@@TheAngryIntellect- “hateful comedy” lmao

Lol hateful comedy , someone is very sensitive

I work with a guy who is exactly like him. He should be in Stand-Up but he's serious when he says the shit he says. So he just stays in his job as a Prison Officer.

@@TheAngryIntellect- you need to go wash your pussy .

Don't swear you dumb ass. That should be sacred. Idiot

@@metoo6247 what u just sweared

Either bill or norm Macdonald

His favorite guest is norm.

@@metoo6247 How stupid can you be? What's sacred? Fucking dunce.

I've never seen anyone make Conan laugh as hard as Bill does.

I find it more offensive when weak people cry over small, trivial things.

@@vforvendetta9838 you mean like crying about people that get offended by people crying about small trivial stuff? 🤔

@@dontbememe7364 - Don't quite your DoorDash job...you're not nearly as witty as you think you are....

Conan talks about something similar when Norm Mcdonald comes on. It's not always what he says that makes him laugh but the audacity that he said it.

HIDDEN? It's blatant truth 😂

Comedy is nothing more than uncomfortable truths.

Hehehhehe

“It’s not that she says that I’m a jerk, it’s just the nerve to be surprised” 😂😂😂😂

2016: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2017: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2018: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2019: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" I have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Burr actually knows quite a lot... But I don't know

Looks good fully shaved.

...or lack thereof

Going, going, going, gone!

Right!

@@LightningBoltForever a 0

Exactly what I typed haha

Facts 💯

YES!!

@@NiekKuijpers me too

Hahaha exact same search

😂😂😂🤣

Lol

2016: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2017: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2018: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2019: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" I have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Burr actually knows quite a lot... But I don't know

@@oscarsalazar2166 copy paste comment, this i know.

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Fallon has child-like humour to be fair

Fallon never has a guest as funny as Bill Burr

Come to Europe and watch some british late night shows :D They´re all pretty real and funny. More gameshows than talkshows, but still filled with real and great humor. I agree though. Conan is without a doubt the realest of the real in American late night television. I can´t watch any other myself.

I'm a Conan fan, but Conan can fake laugh with the best of them, he even does it in this video a few times. It's when he's *not* making noise that he's probably laughing for real

ferguson had the most genuine laugh imo

And someone so unfunny as conan

@@seanw5016 You need help

If you like the chemistry here check out some of norm MacDonald on Conan

@@suckabutt5329 For sure! Norm is a legend.

A lot of it is bits, he just tests them with Conan's audience. Don't get me wron, I love Bill Burr and his material, but I think when it comes to being naturally funny I would go with Norm Macdonald or Big Jay Oakerson.

Burr has called Steve Jobs, Nerd Jesus.

hahahha I love "Soldering * turns to other guest * - possibly welding."

Bro i am dead 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂🙂🤣😂😇🙂🙂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@meadster308 with no belt

Great analysis 👍

What a unique little snowflake he is.

It’s not cancer that brings down the mood. It’s because there’s no point to it. It’s ridiculous

@@brandogtv9650 a snowflake would make demands and try to cancel things. Bill's a classic cynic like Carlin, just sharing their opinions when people ask.

​@@Foxx488 george carlin?

Hah true, he sits like a champ

See: jack black

Bashing Oprah is by far the best moment. She is so full of herself

All the stages of Bill's hair.....

he is confident

yep, wonnabe Nikola Tesla

Jesus, Ghandi, Me!

Ed Chigliak YNWA Cry all you want, Jobs changed and dictated the way of the industry. Also he was the mentor of the Google guys.

@@afa1515 oooooooooooooooooooo so nothing!

Jobs: Get on it...

Stop callin' names maybe? Here's a tip for your future discussions: pissing people off doesn't help you change their minds.

@@noahmay7708 Who's having a discussion? Not me. Bill was clearly joking. Here's a tip for you; you're not changing any mind on the internet. Ever.

Oh Yeah. Priceless!

@@noahmay7708 You must be a lot of fun at parties

@@noahmay7708 someone shit in ur oatmeal?

They don't want their own shit. They want our shit!

"Tha-That's not holding!" = True Happiness :D

Truest statement I have heard in years. I just love this guy....

You know what makes women happy? *NOTHING* !! 😅🤭😂🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

supposed

He has to because he's hosting a TV show. If he truly agreed, as a TV talkshow host, he knows he has to visually disagree, or else risk public criticism. He may not actually agree with the stuff he's disagreeing with, or he's pretending to.

@@pablot-r9402 I don't think he's disagreeing out of fear of public criticism. He's doing it to advance the bit.

@@Jammer-gm6sq Sure, that's the double-utility behind his response. Put it this way, Conan can't flat out go "YEAH, RIGHT ON", and if you notice (aside from his laughter and amusement) many of his verbal reactions are deliberately marginal or he simply responds "so you're saying ___ " and then simply giggles. But he does not go "HELL, YEAH, PREACH". ;)

yeah he's trying super hard to make his show politically correct lol

And then Bill did a great job equating it to something that most people would find unacceptable and thus should agree with him.

One of the greatest lines ever on a talk show!

@@NickRoman he's right though, we have sports and movies as light entertainment to take our minds off the difficult things in life, it's an escape for an hour or two we shouldn't be flooding it with stories of people dying and suffering

I know exactly that feeling :)

Simpleton...

The guy is turkish italian black brother on the inside, ginger on the outside.

@@KenanTurkiye Turks are not black...

@@tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal ....and Burr is italian? You didn't get the point.

@@KenanTurkiye doubt anyone will can you explain?

@@tossacointoyourwitcherOriginal Ok sure, I'll try to explain, his demeanor, character, personality, way he talks, how he carries himself, his aura, presence etc etc had traits of both a Turk, a Italian and an Afro-American and I found the both funny and impressive at the same time. Ohh and he is ginger on the outside. :) I hope I was able to explain what I meant. Let me know, thanks.

Good catch

What did he even mean by that lol

@@DrsJacksonn bump

@@DrsJacksonn at one point Oprah was just another trashy show with ridiculous guests, eventually ratings went up and she took the show in a different direction.

@@yryama Thank you for explaining that. I never understood that part even though I found it funny.

@mhm izme so, everyone should know everything? Fucking grow up and let people be enlightened. What an arrogant person

Can you explain what he's saying? I'm not family with Opera

@@TheNivKo I'm also not family with opera i would also like to know what he means.

@@phee3D holy crap I meant familiar with Oprah 😂

Timeless for sure lmao

@@TheNivKo It means when she first started as a talk show hosts, she had to go along with what the producers and management decided to do for her shows. And some of her shows were really unsophisticated. But when she became more popular she became more powerful and got to decide what kind of shows she wanted. After that her shows had a lot better content and not as cheesy.

I dont get this joke. Maybe coz im English and not clued up on opera past!

He was implying she got famous off that type of bullshit tabloid style daytime TV show like Jerry Springer: farming views by having outlandish guests and talking points on the show. Such as bringing little people on the show and airing they're dirty laundry to get more viewers. Most of these TV hosts started off doing some pretty crass stuff I'm the beginning before finding their niche and tailoring their act to suit. Him saying she stood on the heads of those little people is just him saying she exploited them as a means to raise herself up, gain more recognition, become more famous, etc. It's just a figure of speech but the way he delivers it is great and given the scenario he paints I can't help but imagine Oprah literally clamoring over a crowd of little people: standing on their heads with no regard.

@@Simo258 When Oprah first started, she was competing against tabloid talk shows (Geraldo Rivera, Sally Jessy Raphael, even Mort Downey Jr), and therefore she was pressured to have lurid, tabloid-y themes to attract viewers. At that point Oprah did not have much control over her own show, so she went along with it. But once she became famous, she used her leverage to ditch the tabloid themes, and started producing a more mainstream program. Bill is pointing out that Oprah was being a bit of a hypocrite when she confronted Lance Armstrong for his steroid use, since she had done something similar herself (i.e., she did whatever it took to get to the top).

@@randomuser2619 He's also pointing out that Oprah's mountain was much smaller than Lance's

God dam I just bursted (dam-joke.. Boom!) when he yelled that.

It’s even better when Bill continues to where Conan can’t hardly breathe he’s laughing so much 😂

Absolutely and I consider him my treasure also and I'm not American.

him and Dave Chappelle are treasures. they say how it is

He used to be,,,, now he's a whiney therapist ass licker

It's ironic that he tells it straight, considering how warped he is (meant entirely as a compliment - I LOVE Bill Burr.)

@@stevem2323 sam

For sure, brilliant

He's the guiding light through the PC-culture quagmire.

He's pragmatic.

He has reached that rage induced nirvana state.

I swear Bill Burr is Conan's favourite comedian, he always has him is stitches laughing lol

Always

@Fe Cu Or like almost every rationally minded person PC culture seemed harmless at one time and then greatly exacerbated in scale? Though to be fair I'll take bluenettes bitching about the wage gap over Christians bloviating how good their god is and how good of people they are while thinking of new ways to invade the secular government with what amounted to (and sometimes really were) blasphemy laws.

@Fe Cu he still rails against PC culture all the time and says the same controversial shit, what do you mean by "sold out"?

@Fe Cu PC, at its core isn’t a problem. It’s good that we’ve evolved beyond some indecent behavior. But once we cleaned up, people kept looking for things to complain about and they have made it intolerable. Just like social justice is a good thing, but the ultra left nuts who complain about everything ruin it for everyone.

Amanojin....political correctness is just like liberalism, they're both the result of severe mental disease and/or a severe lack of intelligence....

Uh Bill.....you can't say midgets 🤣🤣

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Bill burr has the most comfortable sitting style in the world

“She stood on the heads of those little people!” - still resonates in my head from time to time

🤣🤣🤣

Two Irish gingers, they're in sync 😆

Having been around since the beginning of his career, I have never, ever, ever understood what people see in Conan. The best thing he does it gets out of the way and lets the professionals be funny. I sampled his stuff on and off for decades and it always came off like a 6th grader's first attempt at writing a joke. As read by a 4th grader. With the timing sense of a 1st grader.

Like Magic and Kareem

Can someone please help with the context on the Oprah joke

"didn't she used to have midgets that wanted to bang their mailmans boyfriend" wtf did I just listen to

Me too, Luke Masters...me too

Oprah is a joke.

It set me off !!! 🤣 no one has ever put that out there about lady O

also a golden moment is the "cavalcade of whores" bit on Fallon

Yep 😌💙💙💙🙏🙏🙏

Life hack

🐉🖖👣💪

Real question is this considered dark humor?

@@stillwaitingfor99 parts of it. He can get dark. His bit about sinking cruise ships is dark but hilarious

@@brycereeves9040 so a part of 1 joke out of 10 other jokes just dosnt seem like hes dark humor if 95% isnt dark

@@stillwaitingfor99 that was just an example dumb fuck.

@@Zombiphobia ... the last one really hits deep with me

@@Zombiphobia chimps laugh. Get fucked Nietzsche

Didn't he die of syphilis and the last thing he did was like kiss a horse? Stage 3 syphilis causes brain deterioration.

@@godzillaqueen nope. He died of pneumonia but he suffered from migraine since his childhood.

@@puneetmishra4726 google says "once thought to have died of syphilis" but now considered "almost certainly brain cancer". But at the end of his life, Nietsche was physiologically brain-impaired.

How accurate he is which is why its so funny. I remember Oprahs first few years with her show. Crazy guests and topics lol

😂😂😂😂 he would’ve broken decibel meter.

Yeah he's the voice in my head everytime I'm pissed off lol

In fact he's much brighter than "everyone", they're not scared to say stupid shit all the time, his shit is not stupid. But he makes you think he's your voice.

@@nikitacalvus yeah he has the courage to state his own opinion in a public place in front of a whole stage, no matter what stupid woke agenda is against him.

That was the original point of a court jester and Masquerade balls, according to some lies someone told me.

@@Yoobster Oh god there had to be some yob who was going to whine. Burr is like Monty Python: he has a go at EVERYBODY. Shove your stupid victimized agenda and laugh at the guy. Comedians can do this shit and be funny. You do it and sound like an asshole.

The look on Conan's face when Bill talks about lifting them off the sheets with two fingers is priceless. 4:00

@@colonelangus75 the look of sheer mortification

2016: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2017: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2018: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" 2019: Bill Burr on Conan: "I Don't Know" I have a sneaking suspicion that Mr. Burr actually knows quite a lot... But I don't know

@@dfgg8894 Absolutely. I was trying to think of something to add to that but that's totally on point.

@@JohnGaltShadow who are you?

@Православна Балкан Oprah’s shoe was a lot more like Jerry springer in her early days. Watch some old clips of her show and compare it to her newer stuff and you’ll see what he was talking about.

what do belt and sneakers have to do with this? I don't get it as a foreigner who doesn't speak English well.

@@WoleGqu Bill implies that Steve Jobs only wore those dull clothes (big baggy jeans, black sweater) because he wanted to sell himself as a cool, down to earth, regular guy so the customers would find him sympathetic and they would feel more connected to him, like "oh, he's just like us!"... Bill sees through this and understands that this is just part of the promotion of Apple products.

@@davidovics92 thx a lot

@@WoleGqu It's a douchey thing to do. A middle-aged man trying to be hip.

“And then he goes out, no belt, sneakers on. I just don’t buy it.”

Loosen up. He’s hilarious... people are so sensitive

@@Ron20042004 What is it about this comment that makes you think they need to loosen up? Nothing about this was sensitive. It’s a good description.

Correction: angry Bostonian makes non-angry Bostonian laugh hysterically for sixteen and a half minutes. It’s like a scenario at night after a bruins game with one angry guy joking with a complete stranger

Angry bald Bostonian white male

@@Ron20042004 ll lllill LLP omm