That man is only 1 fried Full English Breakfast away from a heart attack 🥓🍳💔🤣

Well, he wants his biscuits and to eat them.

😂😂😂😂

I am weak!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

SHOE HORNED!!!! LMFAO!!!! 😅😅🤣🤣😂😂😂

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18 minutes ? to hell with that, I'll just bop down to Tesco and buy myself a box. 15 minute walk there mate, can munch on the way back lol

Hahahhhahhaaa , killed me, LOLOL

all u gaurds are arrigant pigs

LOL

the man sat outside on the stall was charming

Rofl 🤣

sum1 get baldy gaurd sacked pig

glucose fructose syrup and daily recommended sugar dose in only 3-4 cakes.. poisoning people..

Imagine that being your boss, misery.

Grrr.. Who is that man and why is he stealing and eating my biscuits? This is personal now..

That’s where the biscuits are going

@@williamwhite3405 loL

Correction.. "in his persons"

😂

Love this! Your probably right there. lol

@@DJAUDITS keep up the good work, I like your unique style of auditing, peace out bro!!

Whats goin on ! Respect donnies

That's why he beeps so he doesn't knock another one over ... 😂

That's funny 😄

Humpty dumpty very bad tempered

I bet he’s a Jaffa .

Trevor has diabetes

Sorry my friend but we wouldn’t have to call the police at all if the idiot with a camera moved when asked to move away from private property and a place of work. Respect comes to mind here. Filming a site of manufacturing is not a good idea for the site may want to remain safe to protect its work force and site. Put the other shoe on and think what would you do if someone filmed your place of work or filmed you. I’m sure the who’s got the biggest bollocks would pop up no doubt to prove your point. Every one has a point to make yet we want our views respected but we won’t respect others. Sorry but that’s just being a dick and that why the world is a mess. Every one has something to say but forget only open one’s mouth if you got anything positive to add or serves a point. The moral of the story. So if you don’t like the police wasting money then I’d suggest looking at what’s going on within society,,,the pressure pot that eventually gonna blow because we all had a point to prove all had something to say but non had no merit or respect or understanding towards other or what’s going on at a higher level of understanding. We don’t talk like intellectuals so don’t have purposeful conversations,,,we just attack because some don’t understand so goes right over there heads and so they don’t look stupid blame the rest. Everything happens for a reason and only because we think we have the freedom to say or do what we want isn’t always for the benefit of society. I mean look at this right now and across may sites and communities with trillions of silly messages some are for good some are just pointless. But the illusion is freedom but all along we bicker and fight amongst our self every day. When we can simple say. Is this worth my time,,,because another thing to remember is time,,,put it to good use to serve you or future loved ones. Because when it’s gone it’s gone. Time you can never buy from the shops or ask for more,,turn it back or stop it. Time,,,put it to good use,,it the most valuable thing in the world. And I spent half hour writing this. Think about it. Freedom and justice on a deeper scale for all not just the few,,,,is the biggest job any single man can accomplish. That’s what’s important to me. Not the now the future,,,there not making robots and AI for fun. They don’t need to pay or feed them. The future,,,a place I may not be,,but what we do today echoes in eternity. HOPE.

@@ljts7587 you need to learn the law

Or heart attack

The jaffa king is real... thats a big belly full of jaffa cakes...

eating it?

Not big..... FAT .

Ground and pound 💪

He couldn't even throw a punch

He was a cat funt.

Ancient Indian Mathematics equation: Big Lad = Big Punch Lol Best to diffuse this sort of 'problem' early. He may use muscles but you shall use diplomacy and grey matter lol..

I agree!

That's not an audit.

...............and pies.

Hee hee hee! 😊🙏 Proceeds to leap frog onto a conveyor belt preparing McVities dark choc biscuits.. * lays there and allows the biscuits to simply 'fall' into his mouth... * If you fuckers are cool with this turn a blind eye otherwise dial 999 and tell the police there's an idiot from West London consuming the biscuits in the factory...

Omg delicious I'll eat those all bro lol I love Scottish shortbread biscuits. Omg lol I Can go thru 2 or 3 packs alone myself yum.

The workers' terraced houses look really lovely.

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dj audits ignore these prats m8 u carry on ya vids ave no right stop u

They are either lazy AF or RoboCop.

As a security guard I do agree. However the nightclub is different we deserve the money and respect we get for that. But site work yeah I will do as little as possible.

The problem with security, is that they are expected to cover a job, without training, or a knowledge of the laws that relate to their work, they are not lazy, and most are not of this country, and don't relate to our culture..

Most exercise he's had this century

Days in the year ??

365

Same, DJ is so polite at all times no matter how ignorant the individuals are. and always very happy to explain the law to them in a very civil manner with out being condescending.

A local pharmaceutical plant had an ex policeman employed as a "groundsman" who regularly pointed out untaxed staff cars in the staff car parks.

@@benitobueno3373 What about walking about with an offence wife - or urinating in a public convenience. Lock 'em up, I say.

DI#GEO in Leven Fife security guards were jumped up little H#TLERS reporting you for anything and everything they all thought that they were Coppers😂

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@@rickysmith7447 unfortunately that’s the type of people security attracts. People that crave authority and take all the rules and regulations way too seriously (often making them up as they go) . It’s a boring job all in all so I guess it’s their way of feeling like they’re doing something

ye dj u good guy

He loves his free biscuit samples

Thanks for educating us on this.

Still single?

@@Ali_k20 clearly you are to get wound up about him correcting someone.

@@Ali-jw3qn it's a valid point as DJ is an "auditor" it's only right to correct him. But regardless my company has a similar sign and it is measured in days no matter how high the number goes.

DJ Audits, working hard and entertaining us, 7 days a week, 356 days a year😂

@Arm all police True enough.

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He was probably gonna get sacked for eating all the products after the management saw him on this video.

OGs, original gammons

So you think filming in side somebody's personal car is acceptable and you wouldn't get aggressive

​@@stefannorthy8157 Don't embarrass yourself.

Because he’s pissing everyone off that’s why . Surprised he hasn’t been hit yet

Thanks 👍

Me also. I want to start auditing in Canada but would not put up with idiots or unlawful orders.

Good question. I guess it should have a sign out and be manned whilst pipe present but I didn't think about that to be honest. Great point.

@@briancooper4232 Please look at 15:18, the pavement is not cordoned off, no barrier no nothing, just a pipe running across the footpath. How would someone in a wheelchair or with a pushchair or someone partially sighted or blind negotiate this, always providing they saw it before falling over it? That's before we get into have they the authority to obstruct what appears to be a public footpath.

@@briancooper4232 What an insulting answer, obviously from someone who doesn't have to cope with sight impairment. Are you seriously saying that if someone in a wheelchair wanted to pass, the driver would disconnect the hose to let them pass?

@@briancooper4232 My partner has a sight impairment and at times has to use a wheelchair. The responsibility lies with whoever has obstructed the pavement. No one mentioned suing anybody. If a company digs up a pavement, under NRSWA they must have a closure notice from the local Highway Authority, and a safely coned and barriered area for pedestrians to use which is safely separated from traffic. Please see: New Roads and Street Works Act Act 1991 (NRSWA) and section 174 of the Highways Act 1980, ... 8815 Safety at Streetworks v1_12.indd 1 ... Footway and footpath works.

@@briancooper4232 Please see my last post. This was put in place to ensure safety for pedestrians if a pavement has to be closed off. Speaks for itself and is legally binding.

He had to, he didn't have the balls to stop walking did he? He went into reverse gear so fast I thought he was French!😂

For those in it!

Pedestrians own the road. In any circumstances. As you find out if you run anyone over.

@@jimmy2minutes False, if it is found out a Pedestrian Runs into the Road and you are not Speeding and there is NOWAY you can avoid hitting them, then when you do, you won’t be at fault

@@keebs26uk Incorrect. The Highway code has now been updated to give pedestrians clear protection when crossing a road. Motorists MUST give way. It doesn't matter if the pedestrian is just standing there either as cars have to wait until the road is clear.

Trevor broke highway code by getting out of car at a t junction just to approach and try antagonise a response wouldve been cool if another car pulled up behind him and honked the horn to see if he laughs at them too my god what a buffoon

At the end of the day, Barns come flying round that corner like no tomorrow it doesnt matter either way

Maybe they have imperial years or something like that?

What a muppet he is.

Would the leek in the pipes give the biscuits a mild onion flavour? 🤔 sorry jk

@@sethc6663 - yeah and the 'flower' is very pretty for the biscuits...

They call Trevor to suck that blockage out !!!!!!

My bad

You better should rather than talking crap here. It’s a job. Grow up!

so next time i walk past a company yard and i notice a security camera can clearly film me its ok for me to go to the security guard and smash his fucking head in for filming me, just try to realise what he is actually doing dozy....

A company has the right to protect its business.. incase you haven’t noticed dear boy the country has cameras everywhere.. why don’t you go and pick an argument with your average street camera there everywhere … and it is a fact that the silly little geek that got nothing better to do with his time after he’s collected his benefits money from working class folk he will one day pick on a nasty person Who will undoubtedly kick the living shit out of him …… cheerio for now dear boy

If I had not backed off, would he have put hands on?

@@DJAUDITS no i dont think he would have if im honest. He looks a bully boy, but he isnt at all. He is a very humorous person that loves to play pranks. Keep up the good work by the way, love your videos 👍

It may have been because you backed off the way you did, that made him push on. If im honest you never truly know people do you? And you definitely cant control their actions. I mean…. Im sure somebody, somewhere thought Fred West was a lovely guy, who wouldnt harm anything 😂😂

@@thecowboycarper "Fred West, that dilbert!?"

@@DJAUDITS it's not his hands you have to worry about that gut would do you in