You should watch the stupid top ten videos and do like a bingo board for things they alwese say in those videos.

That sea serpent video was actually created by someone known as HollywoodScotty, who has a channel dedicated to editing creatures into real footage. The videos are clearly made for entertainment purposes, but content farms keep stealing them and taking them out of context.

"TikTok is the center of the worst fish related content" no it's just the center for the worst content period

The fish: Is being sweet and affectionate, intentionally accepting pets from a strange human The narrator: "IT IS BEING HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE"

Zak catchem is the owner of the channel “Catchem all fishing”, he has cut off axolotl limb nubs because he didn’t give them proper hiding places and has had bass die because he kept them with Pacu. I thought he was cool when I was younger but I realize he has no clue how to take care of the monsters he keeps. He also put a glo betta in a tiny ass tank

I think leafy seadragons just realize that seahorses are better equipped to be plants than animals.

not sure whether it's more infuriating or endearing that zach heard "cyclops" in a context that was clearly referencing the x-men character, immediately went to the mythical creature, and never questioned it.

Ive had someone try to convince me that Jaws was real and Sharks actively hunt humans. My counter arguement basically provided marine biologists saying the same thing: "sharks attack things that flail like their food, but when they bite a human they back off." people need to do their research before proclaiming a fictional movie is real.

5:03 Scientists are bad at naming things but not that bad

4:40 Loved the allmost cliffhanger like ending. Will the shark attack the oblivious surfer? Will the dog jump into the water to obtain the pizza and draw the attention of the lurking predator? Find out in the next episode of: " *The Most Flammable Mammal In The Sea!* "

I just believe anything someone with a british accent tells me about nature. I've been trained by National Geographic.

If I had a nickle every time a goliath grouper is framed as a man killing fish, I'd have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happpened twice

3:43 the flammable part has left me with so many questions 😭

The thing about the “reef fish” you were talking about at 6:32, that’s just a plain old gray angelfish. I see those guys multiple times EVERY TIME I DIVE. They’re notable because they can get pretty big, same with French angels which are super similar

I had to stop the video until I finished laughing at the "most flammable of mammals". This dude has to be a spoof educational videographer. He cannot possibly believe this...

I apologise for this but I have a question for AVNJ. What is your opinion on Pipefish? Because they're like seahorses but not slow and useless.

"it looks like the horns a moose" well he's defiantly just an ichthyologist and nothing else

I totally lost it over the "flammable" shark!

I find it odd that you stan ocean sunfish but then call seahorses "useless." That's not really a concept that exists in nature. Either it's good enough to survive and reproduce or its not, and the human notion of "usefulness" is irrelevant

Tik tok in a nutshell: fearmongering everything and making stuff up

For anyone wondering, the "Eye blood shooting lizard" is a horny toad, though it is a lizard despite being a toad.

So fun fact, the black fish at 10:16 is called a Black Ghost Knife fish. The reason it's swimming like that isnt because a current, they are legit some goofy fish. You should look up just them swimming in aquariums. They can swim backwards and when you see it you can almost hear the sound of a bus backing up, lol! Though its rather erratic movements might mean it's being housed with the noncompatible fish and could be stressed, but overall, they do swim in a goofy manner. If I had the space for a 200gallon aquarium id def own this lil (big) guy for their cute movement, though it's a shame they're territorial and wont tolerate another in a permanent enclosure.

the "Romanian hammer head" video is in the united kingdom so it could easily be a basking shark. ( the boat in the background was a Royal National Lifeboat Institution or rnli if you prefer, boat)

5:40 “people will absolutely believe this” like how even you were convinced for a second that it was a real thing 😭

I love how "NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO EXPLAIN IT" always ends up with you immediately explaining it, or there not being anything to explain at all. Also moose horns be Antlers. And moose do be swimmin' sometimes. Sea pandas are the moose' only natural predator.

you should set up an aquarium stream in the corner labelled "live fish reaction"

I recently bought one of your “I like fish more than I like people” shirts. I’m loving it, it’s my new favorite shirt

"Heres an invasive fish I've caught!" Throws it back

Seeing that guy in the first clip casually throwing fish into the water made me physically sick. Before releasing it, you're supposed to hold fish in the water for about ten seconds so that it can calm down and recover before swimming away. That's like basic knowledge.

1:09 I’ve seen another video of an aquarium once where someone used flash photography and a massive fish swam face-first into the glass at full speed, causing it to instantly die. Some kid got deeply disturbed that day

“THE FISH SENSES HIS NEXT MEAL IS NEARBY AND PREPARES ITSELF TO ATTACK” *the fish enjoying headpats or smth*

eXpLaIn ThE sEaHoRsE hAtE Stan seahorses, protect them from this man's bullying.

3:32 idk what made me laugh harder the “most flammable shark” or the “this ginger woman”

Sea dragons turn out to be Mother Nature's "Live, Laugh, Love" wall sign.

I am new to your channel. I've always loved fish and watched most of these stupid top 10 videos you react too. Thank you! it is so vindicating to see someone call them out on their BS. Keep it up and cheers!

7:30 they could have done a parody of Alien with the remora as the Facehugger.

They could put those robotic fish lures in that tank PC 😂 Also, yeahhhh...Zak Catchem is crazy lol he DOES clean that pool, but I still think it's not enough space for them

I got three goldfish when I was 11. The tank was a nice 40 gallon and the fish were young so I was proud. I took good care of the tank because hey- first ever pet. One fish ate the other two and we tried to get more fish but everytime he just ate them too. He lived to be 15 yrs- was the biggest goldfish I’ve ever seen. he died last year and I was sadder then I should have been.

Had a basic 100 gallon tank with neon gravel, fake plants, and one hiding place. The tank had a pleco that we were tricked into buying, a common goldfish, and 3 Dalmatian mollies. Then I started watching you and learned better. Now the original tank has just the pleco, the mollies have a new tank of the same size, and the common goldfish has it’s own 600 gallon tank the pleco will also move into when it gets bigger. All sand and normal gravel bottoms with natural plants and plenty of hiding places. Thanks for educating us.

I’m so glad I found your channel! I’m not a biologist but I used to volunteer at an aquarium for 5 years. I love your videos.

I absolutely LOST MY MIND at “the most flammable mammal” WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN HOW DOES THAT APPLY TO A SHARK IM CRYIHG

i was seconds away from brain damage with that last tiktok

the guy cuddling with the moray just once again proves a lot of sea creatures are just misunderstood.. i remember a while back seeing a video about this guy swimming with this gigantic pregnant great white and petting her. she was completely calm with 0 stress because she knew he wasn't there to hurt her and came to her respectfully. i also must say the first time i saw that moray video i awwed because those things are so pretty and to see such a gentle side to them is amazing..

Large fish (especially a shark): just floating there People: VICIOUS SAVAGE ATTACK ON HUMANITY THIS IS HORRIFYING

"real life version of cyclops" he means the superhero cyclops. the one with uncontrollable laser eyes

I've seen a lot of Zac Catchem's stuff here on youtube. he's in south florida so all his fish are invasives that he caught and his setup is multiple small ponds with water from the pond he's on filtering into it and flowing back out into the big pond. lots of Pacu in the big pond as well

Thank you for introducing me to inaturalist. So much fun to explore nature and understand what I see.

11:42 Nobody knows what this mysterious sea creature might be Fish biologist: hehe looks like a dick

Huh, now I know why my axolotls usually swim around the edges of the tank and not fully through

im so glad you got that grouper "carp" video. I saw that and got so angry I had to comment. I felt the pain you'd feel watching that. so glad you did XD

Back at again with another great AVNJ reacting to Fish TikTok also I wish yall a great day.

I just found this channel and this may be my favorite KZfaq channel

The first one reminds me of the time, where me and my family found a puffer fish at the beach, laying on the sand. My uncle, use his shirt to grab it and throw it back to the ocean, unfortunately the wave is to strong for that poor fish and the fish end up coming back to the shore.

Fun fact: if you were to read TikTok’s TOS it literally says it has your ip, keyboard inputs, phone number and more.

6:02 I live with one of those stupid people.. they showed me a video of a jet taking off from china that was flapping its wings like a bird and she was like "omg look at this isn't that crazy!?😯" and my only reaction was just sheer disappointment in the level of IQ I witnessed.

Love your videos

Amazing shirt, one of my fave anime's!

10:13 is a ghost knifefish, they're pretty much blind so they rely on electrical currents to swim, they swim weird lol. 6:22 is just a french angelfish

HELL YEAH MORE AVNJ

Is the Columbiam spinal thresher carp the next crabzilla

i love this series. nice to see it released on my birthday lol

man he got out of there with absolute quickness!

I remember playing a flash game that was a shark sucker game and I don’t remember if you were trying to sucker your way to the top or bottom of the ocean fish leaping

When cas3yart was talking about stargazers and being "real life cyclops" he was referring to the marvel xmen character Cyclops, who has 2 eyes but constantly is shooting lazers out of hit eyes so he wears a visor that he uses to stop the lazer, and then if he is fighting someone he can just, shoot

"With the absolute quickness" lol

4:26 absolute quickness

Hey AVNJ! New subscriber and a new fan! I know it's not a fish, but did you check the video about the guy who raises a lobster bought in a supermarket? I'm really curious to hear the opinion of an expert

This is so agreeable

After hurricanes or just heavy rain in FL, it was common to have a few dozen of those invasive catfish like fish hanging out in the yard after the flood receded. Marijuanas are also very common. A neighbor had a 20 footer once and made the cover of the renowned High times which I understand a few ichthyologists read.

2:40 lmao the way he said that guy's name like that alone was a burn

Haha the remora. I caught a few in the Gulf of Mexico while fishing for grouper. The first mate on the boat stuck it to my arm and it felt really weird. Almost like velcrow or something.

the clip at 3:32 is a basking shark in portrush harbour, 6-7 years ago, I was there!

They filled the tank up with non-conductive mineral oil in the PC build. Linus Tech Tips has a similar "tank" build video they did.

"Cyclop? But it has two eyes" Uuuuhhh, boy 😆

Edge orientation sounds so strange and interesting, I just can't imagine walking along a river or on a sidewalk.

there are actually a lot of arrowana (im not sure if i’m speling it right) and red tail catfish in florida! theyre just really common not sure why. goliath groupers also live around florida and the intercoastal (that stupid “carp” from the beginning)

15:44 the stargazer looks like the thing from iron lung

AVNJ with the PackWatch reference 😩😂

When in was young the stargazer was the reason i was scared of walking on beaches.

I’ve had a remora follow me around while snorkeling for scallops and every time I would reach for him he’d flip to the opposite side of my body😂😂

I love the character development of AVNJ starting out youtube not knowing what a kappa is to then months later be wearing a shirt of one.

You should do a definitive ranking of mythological sea creatures

Hammer head sharks are *flammable* of mammals *in the sea* Seems about right

One of my absolute favorite aquariums of all time (Monterey Bay) tried to keep a great white but she kept eating the tuna she was kept with so they tagged her and let her go

Re: Most "flammable mammal"... well, I'm PRETTY certain a shark isn't a mammal... BUT, I don't know their flammability. Sharks and whales were, and in some cases still ARE used for their oils for lamps...so there is certainly SOME flammability. I'd imagine a blue whale, or similar large species is more flammable by volume based on fat content than a more leaner/agile shark...

Deer are edge traveling creatures too. Edge of fields, edge of woodlines, it makes navigation easy and escape easy

AVNJ should totally react to that one tiktoker who released 1M+ frogs into their local ecosystem, not fish but I'd still like to see his reaction to it

I love your videos

1:40 reminds me of this video I saw of an aquarium where a hammerhead shark was eating one of the stingrays, yea, that wasn't the smartest idea to keep them together considering hammerheads are a known predator of rays…

I love your hair it looks great today :D Keep up the fish information!! ^-^ /

Everyone gangsta until the AVNJ outro plays.

“Fish biologist: I don’t know ocean fish very well.. lmao

After watching this video, I can finally agree that I am in savage peril

That was not a sawshark, it was a sawfish. Sawfish are bottom dwellers, and transition for brackish water bodies And sawfish is a ray

The kappa shirt your wearing i need it now

You have brought back repressed memories of me watching Zak when i was like 10 or 11

Mineral oil Desktops are old news like very 90s early 2000s and no the fans still work fine and move heat by circulating the oil, the issue is that those parts would be so damn hard to clean if you ever wanted to use them for a normal pc ever again it also tends to make rubber go stiff and brittle. they actually at some point made a pc case for mineral oil pc's.

12:22 this sea horse was ashamed of being sea horse so he wanted to atleast look pretty

You sounded so genuine when you said that Cyclops have 2 eyes hahahaha He was clearly talking about Cyclops from X-men

I just watched a video on here of a dude getting a remora stuck to his back! Are they more suction cup like tree frogs or bio-velcro like geckos?