i have a cat, but since i am also not a marine biologist, i can't say for certain he isn't actually a megalodon.

I ate a PB&J sandwich like a week ago, but since I'm not a marine biologist I cannot say for certain I wasn't almost lured to my death by a hyper sapient megalodon that has turned the tables on human fishing techniques.

Its been said that the creature was far bigger than any recorded specimen. So it very well could be

A few months back I saw what appeared to be an Asian elephant, but it was large and gray with big teeth, and I’m no marine biologist, so for all I know it could be a *M e g a l o d o n*

Guys, I need to know who to call about this! There was this giant creature that ran under the couch; it looked like a giant mouse, but I swear, it has to be the megalodon! Who do I call to help remove a megalodon from my home?

I'm pretty sure someone did something like that with the monsters drawn on the seas of old maps

I have more trust in the third hand accounts of medieval monks retelling the retelling of what a fisherman 15 years ago claimed he saw than I have in Megalodon videos on the internet, so that would definitely be a plus on their part

The average medieval knight’s retelling of what they saw at sea is probably more trustworthy than any of these videos

Too much effort

"In this book, written in ancient Arabic at 1230 BCE, the person writing it said they saw a slightly above average shark. It must be the megalodon!!!"

Carp sexing expert

Sometimes he's "That Crabzilla Guy" as well, what can we say?

i appreciate the isle pfp

I used to know him as "the guy who fucking HATES seahorses"

Sad thing is im sure all 260 likes here know you’re joking but there’s some adults in this world that wouldn’t pick up what you’re laying down here in this comment

They would actually think because the title is that they must believe it’s true

I agree with this comment

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Yep

The chomper

@@cewla3348large chewer

Humongous food hauler

but here's the cruncher

@@PeachDragon_ especially when you consider that it was a *coastal* shark, so we'd surely have run into it by now

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If this channel hadn't done unironic "megalodon sighting" videos before, I would say it was an obvious parody.

100L

They like big sharks and they cannot lie.

Yeah totally one guys story is totally undeniable evidence

@@liviavaleria1342 you forgot to change accounts.

@@angryparrot9433 lmao

@@angryparrot9433 wdym

Ahh yes, that’s the right thing to say in the video when the title says “you can’t deny”

Given lot of cray fishing in Australia and NZ is done by diving, I'd be skipping any spot I'd seen a great white hanging about. Even a small one. And Australia has plenty of white sharks

Or they just can't count and the perspective made it look much bigger

It's Australia, that had to have been the megalodon. If it lives now a days, it would live in Australia just like everything else.

To be fair, the full story claims that they were accustomed to seeing 20 feet Great Whites and they were never scared of those, but this one "was something far larger." But that of course doesn't mean it's anything more than a hearsay. A little bit of credibility, if you could call it that, is given by the fact, that it apparently happened during the peak of the season and they were loosing quite a lot of money by refusing to go fishing, so the argument that they were just lazy and didn't want to work for a few days is a little weak. An interesting part of the story is also that they claim the shark to be pale white with a hint of sickly yellow and have large shining/reflective eyes, which is interesting. Firstly, it is distinctly different from Great White, Basking, Whale and any other shark it could have been mistaken for. And secondly, it would suggest a deep sea creature, which is how the Meg is often described. So there is something to think about, of course supposing the story is true in the first place.

​@@FolgoreCZThe meg was never a deep sea animal, it lived in shallow, warm waters. It would never survive in the deep ocean not only because of the pressure and lack of food, but also the temperature would kill it.

Noooooooooo, that would mean I’m old so I refuse to believe that 2003 was 20 yrs ago

That negates his statement how? 🤔

@@outdoorsman7324 I just don’t want to be old 😆

@@gergyta9211 , then don't be. 🤷 You have a lot of control over the aging process.

Oh my fucking god im turning 20 this year 😰

🤣🤣🤣

Well, someone has thought that, clearly she did. She definitely isn't right though 🤣

she think this some cartoon💀

Lmaooo. No points of megalodon being extinct make sense. 1. The earth didn’t get colder 2m years ago. The ice age is 1m years-11k yrs ago. Which would make more sense for the megalodons death as it’s supposedly 2m-3m years ago A’s extinction 2. Great white sharks have been around nearly 400 m years. Why tf would megalodons and whites co-exist 398 m years, then randomly drop dead 3. I get it, no fresh teeth? Each megalodon had just below 300 teeth. Near their extinction there was a population of roughly 770k meaning that’s around 28m teeth. I doubt that many are found, leaving out the possibility of fresher ones being found, as there was a large range of time where there was large megalodon populations. ALSO, salt water breaks shi down faster.

I had a similar experience with a guy trying to claim that South Georgia Island was the petrified eyeball of a sea titan so large, that South America was its wing.

ik that dude he made a necklace out of the tooth right?

@@xx_ayu_xx3018 tbh all I know about him is from that book but that sounds likely so hell yeah!

I had the shark book from the discovery store in my local mall, from like 1999 lol listed all the known sharks and was such an awesome book. I dive now, didnt become a marine biologist but I get in the water.

Now if only you also encountered Crabzilla... then... THEN!!! That'd be worthy of a sea shanty or two!

Can confirm am megaloddon flatmate, I still exist. Fish WOULD pay the bills if you sold em like I tell you to, I'm a giant shark man Noone will buy them from me.

LMAO

Gee I wonder why

Well, you can believe in it Just not in it being alive

@@amanbirbthe4th967 my b she believed it was alive and well ima edit that

@@KkawaiiPotato it was... A joke

I had a similar experience with a larger than average Guitarfish (probably a Bowmouth).

Barracuda were enough to reconsider swimming off the beach one particular time on holiday

Pictures can just never really prepare you for the real size of animal because like even if you have a grasp on like it's length in meters and shit it's a totally different thing when you're there and it's actually a real live and moving animal that reacts to its surroundings.

Yea, and here’s a fisherman making up excuses to get a day off

Not to mention a shark that's injured

thats why stuff like this is so dangerous. imagine a child growing up and never having this realisation or learning to accept counter evidence. its gonna make a mess of some of these future adults and really stunt potential science education :(

I remember being that age and reading the comments on the videos, a lot of preteens were genuinely convinced that mermaids and megalodons WERE out there. A lot of people don’t know how to learn about animals, and I wish that these channels would actually make knowledge accessible rather than misinform people.

I had that feeling for cryptids in general as a kid, but at this point where they still arent found I just keep watching for the fun of it cause I like the idea of Bigfoot

​@@_holy__ghost Remember those mockumentaries Animal Planet made back in the 2000s?

@@kennethsatria6607 the KZfaqr Billiam did some videos those fake documentaries

Elementary School me would look at that Basking Shark and have a full-blown panic attack. I used to be deathly afraid of the thing. I knew it was harmless, but it was the mouth that freaked me out. Looked to me like an undead husk than a living shark.

Dude i saw one in the movie Meg. They’re just under the Mariana Trench

@grumpyrock2717 And adding to that, there’s the book series the movie is based on, so, yep, totally undeniable proof.

sea honney is probably just some joke that the comment section made up

Ok, what the fuck is "sea honey"?

@@Judgement_Kazzy how do you not know?

@@Judgement_KazzyA group of people were DMing Zach about how to acquire something called “sea honey” from various sources related to in-jokes from his channel. There was nothing about “sea honey” online at the time, so this group of people in question must’ve made it up specifically to bother AVNJ.

Sea honey is more of a joke than a conspiracy

I mean it seems totally plausible that a bunch of marine biology students would be excited to see a huge basking shark, I mean that's the marine biology right and it's right there.

It kinda goes for everything, like last year I visited a railway museum and I knew a lot about the locomotives but the biggest one was still shockingly huge even though it wasn't necessarily all that big for a steam locomotive. Turns out 2D photos and videos don't accurately convey how big something feels when you see it with your own 3D vision and can go up to it and touch it.

What if he's just been searching for the shark that bit him this whole time

@@n1ppzmagee maybe he has been. He's secretly been a real life Ahab this whole time.

@@matthewscully2475 Char Aznable but his big revenge plot is against like a singular shark.

The Cray Fishermen were actually fucking terrified of a filter feeder XD

@@maximaldinotrap or the funnier thing they just used that as an excuse

@@androidmk5987 Both can be true

The megladoodle 🤣🤣🤣

The fucking megalodoodle I'm dying

Megladoodle is now the official name and you won’t change my mind!

Megalodoodle otodoodleus

Helicoprion for me; I want to see the coiled teeth

@@AerCloud Helicoprion is definitely awesome too, but Edestus has a soft spot in my heart so it wins for me

not gonna lie, i have never heard of that one, and number two; i might have read Edestus as estus and got slightly confused for a second, might have played too much dark souls.. or not enough?

@A Megalodon With Internet Connection my bad master. ive failed your teachings, i will keep going with dark souls. untill the day arrives where it cannot be played, even then i will keep going.

Lmaooo. No points of megalodon being extinct make sense. 1. The earth didn’t get colder 2m years ago. The ice age is 1m years-11k yrs ago. Which would make more sense for the megalodons death as it’s supposedly 2m-3m years ago A’s extinction 2. Great white sharks have been around nearly 400 m years. Why tf would megalodons and whites co-exist 398 m years, then randomly drop dead 3. I get it, no fresh teeth? Each megalodon had just below 300 teeth. Near their extinction there was a population of roughly 770k meaning that’s around 28m teeth. I doubt that many are found, leaving out the possibility of fresher ones being found, as there was a large range of time where there was large megalodon populations. ALSO, salt water breaks shi down faster.

The mysterious Stehtacanthus

Heliocoprion sightings are rarely reported because everyone thinks they were just tripping out.

Well bigfoot is acctuelly somewhat valid but Yea the other two arent that much 😂

Idk. We know more about the surface of the moon than we do the bottom of the ocean.

If this is real and the shark is still around how come no one got any experts to report on it? That might be a record size great white shark

@@aspectparadox6654 wernt any experts in the area , if any are interested i still have some of its shed teeth. Do you have their contacts? This is a average/large and nothing out of the ordinary for the area btw

This is their victory strategy. The truth about the Meg can be whatever they want it to be if the one real truth teller is gone...

It’s 2023…

@@ashweenisingh5157 We're all trying to ignore that fact and pretend it's still 2022

@@ashweenisingh5157 shiiiit u right

Nah, I came here for the terrible aquariums

too

same

just went to the main youtube tab and found this too lol

a miniaturized sea treader or reaper leviathan deep underwater is more likely than an undiscovered leviathan